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00:02For the Family Feud, introducing the Dalton family, Jen, Joe, Megan, and Danny, three for
00:17action, playing against the Diggs family, Art, Anise, Nancy, and Craig.
00:30On your marks, let's start the Family Feud.
00:39Here's the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson.
00:46Nice to see you.
00:48Have fun with you.
00:51You're welcome.
00:53You're looking beautiful.
00:56Oh, thank you very much.
01:10Thank you very much.
01:13Very touching.
01:16Unless you were straightening your underwear, were you?
01:19Walk out here and get a lovely welcome like that.
01:21It's a one-hour version of the feud, and I'm in heaven.
01:25I never thought the day would come.
01:27I'd come out here and have a chance to, first of all, do an hour.
01:32And the families, I don't know what's happening.
01:34I had great families.
01:35They get better and better.
01:36You're going to see what I mean as we do it.
01:38Will you help me welcome, please, the Dalton gang.
01:41We're right here.
01:44How are you, sir?
01:45Good.
01:46Good to see you, Danny.
01:47Who do you got with yourself?
01:48I have my wonderful wife, Janie.
01:50Hi, Janie.
01:51She's a homemaker, mother of five, and an artist.
01:54Beautiful, right?
01:56And I have my son, Joe.
01:58Hey.
01:59Good to see you.
01:59He's an electronics technician.
02:01Oh.
02:02Plays video games.
02:03Does he?
02:04Yeah.
02:05I'm going to talk to him.
02:06I like that.
02:07I like that.
02:07And my daughter, Megan.
02:09Yeah.
02:09Beautiful daughter, Megan, who's a nanny and an aspiring model.
02:13She should be doing it right now.
02:15That's wonderful.
02:16Are we three children?
02:17Any more children?
02:18We have three more children.
02:20Well, you should give their first names a mention so you don't get into trouble.
02:23Well, Whitney is the one that really got us on the show.
02:26Okay.
02:27And she's doing a mission for her church.
02:29Okay.
02:30And Sally and Katie.
02:32Are you saying?
02:33You're off to help, Pop.
02:35All right.
02:36Good to see you.
02:37Welcome.
02:37Have fun here.
02:39You like the little video?
02:41Sometimes.
02:41Do you?
02:42What do you play?
02:44Kickboxer.
02:45I don't know.
02:46My son just gave me that new, what is it, 3-0?
02:503-0.
02:51Have you seen that Panasonic?
02:52With 64 bits.
02:54It's wonderful.
02:55They come to your house and knock on your door.
02:58Donkey Kong.
02:59Want to play?
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01I'll be right there.
03:02You get that.
03:03You'll love it.
03:03You look beautiful.
03:04Can I have somebody?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Who?
03:06I would say hi to baby Alyssa.
03:08I take care of her.
03:09Oh, okay.
03:09She's a big smush.
03:10She's really beautiful.
03:11Well, blow her a kiss.
03:12That's for you, Alyssa.
03:13From the model to be.
03:15Right.
03:16Here to challenge you the digs.
03:20You like it, please.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Professor, I love it.
03:23Ah, you look great.
03:24No kisses, please.
03:25No kisses.
03:27Let's read the game, please.
03:28There you got it.
03:29Well, first of all, Richard, I have my lovely and beautiful wife, who is my best friend,
03:33Annie.
03:34And she's a very successful homemaker.
03:37Well, we're delighted you're here, Annie.
03:39And then I have my very handsome son there, who is in the contracting business.
03:43Okay.
03:44And I have my...
03:45Well, what's his name?
03:46That's Craig.
03:47That's Craig.
03:47You know it's Craig.
03:49I know it's Craig.
03:50They don't know it's Craig.
03:51That's Craig.
03:52Welcome, Craig.
03:52Thank you, Richard.
03:53Then I have my vivacious daughter, Nancy, there, who works for the state of California and has
03:58one son.
03:59Okay.
04:01You've got a lovely family and have some fun here.
04:04Very nice.
04:06So, Charlie is fun to art.
04:07Wonderful.
04:10She's a cuddly bear, isn't she?
04:11Yes, he is.
04:11He sure is.
04:13Good to have you here, Craig.
04:14Good to see you back, Richard.
04:15Thank you, Craig.
04:16All right.
04:16Nancy, your mom?
04:17Yes.
04:18Your mama?
04:18Yes.
04:19Hi, Anthony.
04:20How old is she?
04:20Bye.
04:22Anthony, watch as your lover.
04:24Give Anthony's mom $25,000.
04:27Yay!
04:28$25,000.
04:29Oh, yes!
04:30Come on!
04:31Come to the bankroll, Dave.
04:34Come, come, come.
04:37Megan, you say hi.
04:40$2,500 is the very least that you'll play for in vast money.
04:43We can make it a lot more than that.
04:45Get these answers correctly.
04:47These are worth three questions worth varying amounts of money.
04:49This is worth $500.
04:51We're looking for the number one bankroll answer.
04:53The question is, name a kissing game a little kid's play.
04:57Yes.
04:58Good to file.
04:58Well, spin the bottle.
05:01You spun it for $500.
05:04$3,000 in your bank.
05:05This question is worth $1,500 when swimming in the ocean.
05:11What might be your first clue that there's a shark nearby?
05:14Yes.
05:16No one else.
05:17He started it.
05:18What?
05:18No one else swimming around.
05:20There is no one else swimming around.
05:22Okay.
05:24Okay.
05:24You see the fin.
05:26You see the fin.
05:28Right.
05:29Okay.
05:34Once again, Mr. Spielberg has put an imprint on a mind.
05:39Remember Jaws?
05:41The moment you saw that?
05:42Oh.
05:43I don't think I bathed.
05:44I swam a lot, but I haven't bathed since then.
05:47This is our last bankroll question.
05:49It's worth $2,500.
05:52Tell me something a bank teller might embarrass you by saying...
06:05You have no money in the bank.
06:07You're a short of fun.
06:10Yes.
06:13Dumb's with clay for $4,500.
06:17The gang and the digs will play for $5,000.
06:20But first, you've got to watch this.
06:25Shark!
06:28Oh, no.
06:29It's okay.
06:31First one with a lost lady.
06:32We'll be back!
06:35Oh, no!
06:38Okay.
06:40Heads of families, please.
06:42We're going to play the view.
06:50First of the families get the 300 points.
06:52We'll play Fast Money, and then we'll go into the second half of the show.
06:57Meet the champs.
06:58Play for a whole lot, because all the stakes are doubled.
07:01Wish you both luck.
07:01Here we go.
07:02100 people surveyed.
07:03Top five answers on the board.
07:05Here's the question.
07:07Tell me something that people need a lot of to be happy.
07:11Money.
07:11Money.
07:13Money!
07:14You got it.
07:16You got it.
07:18You got some children.
07:21Something that people need a lot of to be happy.
07:25Each other.
07:26Each other?
07:26Yeah.
07:27The other one is each other.
07:30Yeah.
07:35Very sweet.
07:37Yes.
07:39Only something.
07:40You think that lot of to be happy?
07:45Love?
07:45Oh, it's fear.
07:46Okay.
07:50I don't know.
07:51I don't know.
07:51On six.
07:52Huh?
07:53On six.
07:54On six.
07:58For someone who didn't know, he suddenly made one hell of a leap, didn't he?
08:09Sex!
08:11No!
08:12Friends!
08:14All right, my love.
08:15Friends.
08:16Friends!
08:17I like that!
08:18There's a lot of friends!
08:21Yeah!
08:23Yeah!
08:24Come on, Art.
08:25What do you say?
08:27People need a lot of to be happy.
08:30Good health.
08:31Ooh, a lot of good health?
08:36All right, get back here and stop that silliness, for God's sake.
08:42Grown man running, hitting his wife's head.
08:45They're not with the Lakers, these people.
08:47She's a contractor, for God's sake.
08:49Something that people need a lot of to be happy in.
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:56Ooh.
08:57Good one.
08:58Speaking for me, first!
09:02Oh!
09:04That's right, no problem.
09:06Yes, sir.
09:12Uh...
09:16Peace of mind.
09:17Good one.
09:18Good one.
09:19People need a lot of to be happy.
09:21Is there okay if not first try?
09:23Peace of mind!
09:25Not bad!
09:26Home!
09:27Home!
09:28Home!
09:29Home!
09:30Home!
09:30A nice place.
09:31Don't you think people need a lot of to be happy?
09:34Home.
09:35A lot of home?
09:36Family?
09:37Family?
09:37There's no place like a lot of home.
09:40Home!
09:41Home!
09:44Reserved!
09:48South, please!
09:51South, please!
09:58South, please!
10:03People surveyed.
10:04Top five answers are on the board.
10:05Here's the question.
10:06Tell me a place where a vampire would love to hang out.
10:12In a morgue.
10:13In a morgue!
10:15Oh, nice!
10:17In a coffin.
10:19Coffin?
10:20Yes, darling!
10:22All right!
10:23Very good, man.
10:26I thought a morgue would be like a fast food restaurant for a vampire.
10:31Not that.
10:33A place where a vampire would love to hang out.
10:36I think he'd love to hang out in his castle.
10:38Right, let's see.
10:40Castle!
10:44I think they need some people, don't they?
10:47Vampire?
10:49I think it's coffin.
10:51Well, doesn't that sound good?
10:53Coffin?
10:54It's a...
10:55It's a blue one.
10:56Oh!
10:56Oh, there it is!
10:58I knew I'd heard it somewhere.
11:01Discussing this earlier with Tom Cruise.
11:04I just climbed up through it.
11:06Did you see it?
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:07Yesterday.
11:08Oh!
11:08All right.
11:09Probably in a cave.
11:11A cave?
11:11Yeah, actually!
11:13Would a vampire like to hang out in a cave!
11:17Yeah!
11:19Yeah!
11:21Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:23Vampire vampires would love to hang out.
11:24I think a vampire would like to hang out in Transylvania.
11:28Transylvania!
11:29Little Jane is my sort of guy!
11:34Transylvania!
11:36My...
11:39Strike!
11:41Where are the vampires in there?
11:43Hang out.
11:43Any place that's dark.
11:45Oh!
11:46Okay or not?
11:46Yes, sir.
11:47We do need a specific dark place.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Give me...
11:50Where would be dark?
11:51Tell me.
11:52Uh...
11:52How about a basement?
11:53A basement?
11:54All right, then.
11:54Well, if that's there, okay.
11:56If not, it's like a basement!
12:00Not there!
12:0242.3 unrevealed answers.
12:04Have you guys got anything to help out here?
12:06Cemetery!
12:07Cemetery!
12:08Cemetery!
12:08A place where a vampire would love to hang out.
12:10I think I'm going with cemeteries, Richard.
12:15That says a cemetery, and it sounds like a goodie to me.
12:18Cemetery!
12:19Yeah!
12:25Number one.
12:30Gene.
12:32Gene Wood said, I said, what?
12:33He said, a blood bank.
12:36Doesn't that sound?
12:37Blood bank.
12:38What is one, please?
12:40Yeah!
12:43Three!
12:45One!
12:47One!
12:48131 to nothing!
12:49Let's go!
12:50Come on!
12:52Come on, three!
12:54Hey!
12:56Hey!
12:57Here you go.
12:58Let's see if I go up.
13:00All right.
13:02We've got 131.
13:04We've got nothing here, Joe.
13:05We've got to get on the board.
13:06Point values are tripled.
13:08100 people surveyed.
13:09Top five answers are on the board.
13:11Here's the question.
13:12Name something specific that litter bugs throw out of car windows.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Trash.
13:20Trash!
13:20We need something specific.
13:22Cups!
13:22One of you.
13:23Cups!
13:25All right.
13:26Two answers are good.
13:28Soda cans, beer cans.
13:29Soda cans!
13:31You got it.
13:32All right.
13:37What do you say, Nancy?
13:39They throw cigarettes out of car windows!
13:43There you go.
13:44There you go.
13:45There you go.
13:46Two answers are on the left.
13:48Hang on.
13:49Good now.
13:50Something specific that litter bugs throw out of car windows.
13:54It's pop bottles.
13:56A pop can.
13:56Pop bottles!
13:58Cans are already there.
13:59Oh, yeah!
14:01I'm here.
14:03To make you the chance, if you're right, something specific, litter bugs throw out of car windows.
14:10Three seconds.
14:12Sure.
14:13I'm here.
14:13Is that it, Faye?
14:17What is it?
14:18I'm going to say bags, Richard.
14:20I hear it.
14:22If it's there, you want to be in chat, go play for the money.
14:26Bags!
14:28A chill strike, sweet Nancy, please.
14:31Something specific.
14:32What about your lot of car windows?
14:34Napkins.
14:34What?
14:35Get in.
14:35Napkins.
14:36Napkins.
14:37Napkins.
14:37God damn, I love you.
14:39You hear the chance, if not, third strike, get ready to steal.
14:42Napkins!
14:44We can get in this game.
14:46Rappers!
14:46Rappers!
14:47Rappers!
14:48Rappers!
14:49Rappers.
14:49All right.
14:49Didn't even wait for the buzzer.
14:51I like that.
14:51We'd love it to be there, because if it's there, the game goes on.
14:55Rappers!
15:00He's got a 9-131.
15:04Come on, let's go, nigga!
15:07And Nancy.
15:10Wish each other luck, because this is going to decide it.
15:12Point values are tripled.
15:14100 people surveyed.
15:16Top four answers on the board.
15:17Here's the question.
15:20Name someone who you would expect to see with Captain Kirk.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Back to spot.
15:28Board!
15:30Yeah.
15:32Okay.
15:33All right.
15:34All right.
15:35Listen.
15:37I'm going to read this once, and you know what it is, but listen to it, because there was
15:42a couple more words we didn't do.
15:43I'm going to read it, and I'm not going to repeat it, and I get to you, you've got three
15:46seconds to answer.
15:47Name someone who you would expect to see with Captain Kirk on the Starship Enterprise.
15:54So while you're thinking over here, I'm going to come to you, and I'm going to ask you to
15:58answer it.
15:59Art, please.
16:01Who?
16:01A pad.
16:02Okay.
16:02Very quiet.
16:07Three seconds.
16:10Julio.
16:11Julio.
16:12Wait a minute.
16:13Julio?
16:14Yeah.
16:14All right.
16:14Let's see.
16:15Julio!
16:17No.
16:18Frank.
16:19Three seconds.
16:20Colonel Plink.
16:21Colonel Plink.
16:25I hate to see you go that angle, if it's a funny line.
16:28Report!
16:30Colonel Plink.
16:33Bones!
16:34Bones!
16:34Bones!
16:35Bones!
16:36Bones.
16:38He's cut out the buzzer entirely.
16:41Bones.
16:41Bones.
16:42All right.
16:42So when you'd expect to see with Captain Kirk on the Starship Enterprise.
16:46Bones there, you're the champs.
16:47If not, you get it off.
16:49Bones!
16:52Come on, honey.
16:57Two, please.
17:01Got it.
17:02Four.
17:06Bones!
17:08Yes, where you were, honey.
17:10Oh, darling.
17:11I've got no idea of those people.
17:13You were on the right track.
17:17I'm sorry, you didn't win.
17:21Thank you for being here.
17:23Thank you for having me.
17:23Be happy.
17:25You've got a special honor.
17:29I'm sorry to say goodbye.
17:31Thank you, Don.
17:33Two people.
17:35One.
17:36Two.
17:36Who's first?
17:37Okay.
17:38Megan, please.
17:40Jan!
17:41Megan!
17:43Megan!
17:43Play for $4,500 right after you.
17:46What?
17:46Good.
17:5020 seconds on the clock, please.
17:54Time will stop when I finish reading the first question.
17:56We wish you luck.
17:57Tell me something specific might cause your voice to change.
18:02Age.
18:03An occupation in which you work for the city.
18:07Trash clicker.
18:08Something people register.
18:10A good gift for a businessman.
18:13Three cases.
18:14One of the three events in a triathlon.
18:18Running.
18:19Turn around, sir.
18:35A good gift for a businessman.
18:50For a businessman.
18:51You said.
18:52Briefcase.
18:53Survey said.
18:54Yeah!
18:55Four.
18:57Those are three events in a triathlon.
18:59You said.
19:00Running.
19:01Survey said.
19:02Great stuff.
19:04Wonderful.
19:06Here goes Jan.
19:07We're 52 points away.
19:10Here comes Megan.
19:12All we need are 52 points.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:16Oh, it's just a sad game.
19:17You know who to do this.
19:18I'll say, try again.
19:19You said it?
19:19Give me an answer.
19:2045 seconds on the clock, please.
19:23Time will start, my love, when I finish reading the first question.
19:26And good luck.
19:28Tell me something specific that might cause your voice to change.
19:32Picture.
19:33An occupation in which you work for the city.
19:37Garbage closet.
19:38Try again.
19:40Oh, crap.
19:41Something people register.
19:43Boat.
19:44Try again.
19:45The car.
19:46A good gift for a businessman.
19:50A pen.
19:52One of the three events in the triathlon.
19:55Cooling.
19:56What was the one you missed?
19:58Passing.
20:01Well, that's it.
20:01An occupation in which you work for the city.
20:05Plummer.
20:06Plummer.
20:07Of course.
20:09Good.
20:09Good answer, Megan.
20:11Good answer.
20:12Something specific?
20:13Tell us your voice to change.
20:15You said sickness?
20:17Yeah, what particular sicknesses we need?
20:19This family seems to have trouble with the word specific.
20:22We need specific illness.
20:23It would make you a voice change.
20:24Learn guidance.
20:27Just put an L up there.
20:28That's all we need.
20:29Are you ready?
20:30All right.
20:31When the big L hits you, that's what you said.
20:35Survey said.
20:3716.
20:39Number one answer was getting a cold.
20:42Not a occupation in which you work for the city.
20:43You couldn't think of any department.
20:45A policeman was number one.
20:46Right?
20:47What did you say?
20:48A plumber?
20:48Survey.
20:51Some people register.
20:52You said a call.
20:54We need 36 points for $4,500.
20:57Survey said.
21:0018.
21:03Now it is number one.
21:08Three steps.
21:10And swimming.
21:12In all time.
21:14Family Feud coming up.
21:16Stay tuned.
21:19The place to be more.
21:20Family Feud introducing the Dolphins.
21:23Family.
21:25Dad.
21:27Joe.
21:28Megan.
21:30And Danny.
21:32Ready for acting.
21:34Playing against the Jones family.
21:38James.
21:39Jim.
21:41Brad.
21:42And Fred.
21:44On your mark.
21:47Let's start.
21:48The Family Feud.
21:53Here's the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!
21:58Have fun doing it just today, you do it!
22:03Champion!
22:06My friend, thank you!
22:16Very emotional for me.
22:18I was just walking on, and many of our staff members were holding pom-poms,
22:25waving them, which I took as a welcome sign.
22:30And then they turned around and dropped their pants.
22:34It was a very shady moment.
22:37We've got two great families.
22:39If you've been watching our show, you know first of whom I speak.
22:43The Nolan Gang!
22:48And you came with your family.
22:51Played one game, and you got $4,500.
22:54Well done.
22:55Very good.
22:55Meet the gang, please.
22:57My wife, Jenny, my beautiful wife, who is a mother of five, homemaker, and an artist.
23:04And my son, Joe, who is an electronics technician.
23:09And my daughter, Megan.
23:10Could you be more specific about Joe?
23:15He works on copy machines and computers.
23:18Okay, that's good. I just asked for you to be specific.
23:21Because he never answered.
23:23He said no more video games.
23:26And my daughter, Megan, beautiful daughter, who is an aspiring model and a nanny.
23:32And she played a very good song.
23:34You both got up there and did the right thing.
23:38That was wonderful.
23:41Jan and Jannie, I mean, it seems a little cute, but they obviously were your names.
23:45Yes. If you have one name, you've got them both.
23:47Exactly. I think it's sweet.
23:49You having fun on the show?
23:50Oh, wonderful.
23:51You play very well, and I'm proud of you.
23:53Even though I tease you, you know I'm proud of you.
23:56Megan, you look after a little girl who's what, six?
23:58Six months. It's Alyssa.
24:00Alyssa?
24:01For her second kiss.
24:04Keep that down, because these lovely people, Megan included, are playing the Jones family.
24:11You talking trouble?
24:13This is heavyweight trouble.
24:16The champs, day three.
24:18The Jones.
24:19I'm not giving you one, Jim.
24:21$18,790.
24:25That's the shortest trouble I'm talking about.
24:27$18,790.
24:30Wonderful.
24:31Wonderful.
24:31We're all puppeteers, Internet.
24:33Let's meet the gang.
24:34Richard, after 37 years, eight children, and eight grandchildren.
24:40And a dog.
24:40And a dog, and a full-time career, and we're still very much in love.
24:45Well, that's wonderful.
24:46My wife, Jane.
24:49That's very nice, Jim.
24:50And?
24:51My son, Brad, who is an account manager, the father of four children, and the last child was born 48
24:59hours ago, William.
25:01Bouncing baby bull.
25:03Bouncing baby bull.
25:04Well done, Brad.
25:06And?
25:07And my son, Trev, who is a professional puppeteer, and the father of many, many, many puppets.
25:13Hundreds of puppets.
25:15Oh, that got us off the hook with Trev.
25:17Thanks for being here.
25:20He's doing well with his introductions, isn't he?
25:23He's getting better.
25:23Yeah.
25:24Bouncing baby, William.
25:26Hello, William McKiss.
25:27Hello, William.
25:28That's for you.
25:28And, Mom.
25:29Marianne.
25:30All right.
25:31Trev, is there any one of the puppets you want to chat to before we go?
25:34Uh, the witch.
25:35Okay.
25:36Trev and I love you, witch.
25:38I'll show you how much.
25:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:41Five thousand in the back.
25:43Five thousand in the back.
25:45Come on, play in the back all day.
25:49Let's go.
25:52All right.
25:54Hey.
25:56Five thousand, the very least you will play for in fast money.
25:59It could be as much as four to two.
26:01I have three questions here.
26:03First one is worth one thousand dollars.
26:06We're looking for the number one bankroll answer.
26:08Here's the question.
26:08Name something you might find in an army barracks.
26:12Yeah.
26:13Soldier.
26:14Suit.
26:15No.
26:18Weapons.
26:20No.
26:21What would you find?
26:25Well, that's a very good idea.
26:27Get that.
26:28What is it, play?
26:31Beds.
26:33That's where the soldiers sleep.
26:36There are only two answers given up here, Gene.
26:39One of them happened to be the one that you gave me back.
26:42Three thousand dollars this is worth.
26:45Which woman in the world leads the most exciting life?
26:56I would have to say the president's wife, Hillary.
27:04Hillary, the first lady.
27:06Yeah.
27:09Eight thousand.
27:11Eight thousand, the least she will play for.
27:14I think she's very nice and she's, you know, very talented.
27:18That is not my idea of excitement.
27:20But, I'm an old man.
27:22What do I know?
27:23This is worth five thousand dollars.
27:25Here we go.
27:27Name something you would order at a fast food.
27:34restaurant.
27:37Yeah.
27:38French fries.
27:39French fries.
27:41You got it.
27:44Name something you would order at a fast food restaurant.
27:48To go with your hamburger.
27:50Oh.
27:51And Gene Wood said, soldiers.
27:52No.
27:54No.
27:54We all play for ten.
27:56We all play for eight.
27:57Yeah.
27:58But folks, you know, they've got to win the game.
28:02Who's going to do it?
28:03We'll find out.
28:04Right after.
28:06No!
28:08Joe Yeti!
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28:53Come, let's play The Views!
28:59All right.
29:06Thank you, Jan.
29:07You'll just need one hand up here.
29:10All right.
29:11That's family now to get 300 points.
29:13We'll play.
29:14For whatever's in your bank.
29:15100 people surveyed.
29:17Top five answers on the board.
29:19Here's the question.
29:19Name something that women complain it's too hot to do.
29:25Yeah.
29:26Watch.
29:27Too hot to watch.
29:32All right.
29:33Three answers to beat it, Jan.
29:35Something that women complain it's too hot to do.
29:38Club.
29:39Club!
29:40Club.
29:42Exactly.
29:44You got it, Jan.
29:45There you go.
29:48You never take these things personally, so don't think anything.
29:51Very hesitant about it.
29:52Well, recently.
29:55Uh, something that women complain it's too hot to do.
29:57Well, if it's too hot, get out of the kitchen.
30:00Cook!
30:01Too hot, yeah.
30:02See that?
30:02Cook!
30:04Cook!
30:06John!
30:09Exactly.
30:14You're not a married man, are you?
30:17Well, it was at one time, but not at all.
30:22How old are you?
30:23How old are you?
30:24I'm 18.
30:26What was it?
30:27A couple years old?
30:28No, a sidewalk.
30:29I don't know.
30:30Hey!
30:30What do you think women can play it's too hot to do?
30:33I'm not sure, but I believe my mom complains when she has to pick up the kids at school.
30:36Oh!
30:37Right, so you can just leave them there.
30:38Right.
30:39Too hot to pick up the kids!
30:44Megan.
30:46Too hot?
30:47Yeah, something that women complain is too hot to do.
30:51Clothes.
30:52We're closed?
30:54Good answer!
30:55Yay!
30:58Jane and I will be around in August.
31:01We're closed!
31:04We're closed!
31:04No!
31:06Well, you never get mums like that, really.
31:09Just on game shows.
31:11Something women complain is too hot to do, Jan.
31:13We got two strikes up there.
31:14Well, is washing housework?
31:16Yeah, that's how we...
31:18To wash?
31:18That's how we got it up there.
31:20To wash clothes?
31:21Remember, he said wash and they gave him housework.
31:22Oh, okay.
31:24Did you mean something else?
31:25Explain to me.
31:25No, I just meant washing clothes.
31:27Well, that'd be housework.
31:28Okay.
31:29Let's try for yard work.
31:31All right.
31:32All right.
31:32Something the women complain is too hot to do.
31:34Is it there all right?
31:35If not, there's some...
31:36Working in the yard!
31:39Yeah!
31:39Oh, yeah!
31:40Oh, very good!
31:41Good job.
31:45It's too hot to iron.
31:47Oh, yeah.
31:48All housework is coming up there.
31:50Oh, that's all housework.
31:51All right.
31:52All right.
31:52That's all housework.
31:53Oh, okay.
31:54How about, it's too hot to go jogging.
31:57Oh, yeah.
31:57It's always too hot for me to jog.
32:00If it's there, okay.
32:01You got it.
32:02If not, there's right.
32:03To go jogging!
32:08Oh, yeah!
32:09Woo!
32:11Wonderful!
32:13Isn't that amazing?
32:17We normally would go to a commercial here, but it's too hot.
32:21Well, we'll go anywhere.
32:24We'll be back.
32:25You did very well!
32:28You see...
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32:53Panties that stay in place.
32:56Now there's a novel idea from a fruit of a lemon.
32:59Yeah, it is.
33:00You were right.
33:01Come on, let's do it.
33:02Let's find out.
33:0792, nothing.
33:10Port values are doubled.
33:11100 people surveyed.
33:13Top seven answers on the board.
33:14Here's the question.
33:15Name an occupation that every man has wanted to be at one time or another.
33:20Yeah, policeman.
33:21Policeman!
33:24Six answers to beat it.
33:25Fireman.
33:26A fireman!
33:29Yeah!
33:29You got it, brother.
33:31All right.
33:32Well done, James.
33:34Occupation that every man has wanted to be at one time or another, John.
33:37Well, I always wanted to be a pilot.
33:39Okay, a pilot!
33:42Yeah!
33:43Well, that was what I thought, Megan.
33:46Astronaut.
33:47An astronaut!
33:52A strike.
33:54Jansley.
33:55Doctor.
33:56Okay!
33:57Any of our 100 people say a doctor?
34:01Yes!
34:03Any?
34:04An occupation that every man has wanted to be at one time or another.
34:07Mr. Clinton's job, President of the United States.
34:10Okay!
34:11El Presidente!
34:14Yes!
34:14Yes!
34:17Yep!
34:18Well, I'm thinking.
34:19How about a cowboy?
34:20I think so.
34:22I think could be number one.
34:24Cowboy?
34:28Well, I thought it was going to be the number one answer.
34:30What is it, Megan?
34:31What is it?
34:31A lawyer.
34:32Lawyer?
34:33Right.
34:33Let's see.
34:34A lawyer!
34:37No!
34:38There's a hunter in school.
34:40Athlete!
34:40Athlete!
34:41Athlete!
34:41Athlete!
34:41Athlete!
34:42Athlete!
34:42Professional athlete.
34:43Occupation that every man has wanted to be at one time or another.
34:46Professional athlete.
34:47Yeah.
34:48I like that.
34:49One for the Gipper over there.
34:52Athlete!
34:53Yeah!
34:54Yep!
34:55142.
34:58Number six, please!
35:03142.
35:03Let's go!
35:06142.
35:0792.
35:07Let's go!
35:09142.
35:11142.
35:17All a sudden.
35:19Although I always did want to do the Braille audition.
35:23Point values are tripled, 100 people surveyed, top seven answers are on the board, here's
35:28the question.
35:28Name something that makes more noise the older it gets.
35:32Yeah, car.
35:34Car, said you.
35:36You got it, good.
35:38I'll go.
35:42Something makes more noise.
35:45Over, it gets me.
35:46Peter.
35:48Okay, Peter.
35:52First strike, Jan play.
35:55Lawnmower.
35:56Okay, Jan's have a lawnmower.
36:02We got those two strikes very quickly.
36:05Refrigerator.
36:06Oh, darn, I like that.
36:10The older it gets.
36:11Refrigerator.
36:17I'm thinking the washing machine.
36:19Okay.
36:21Washing machine.
36:24Your kids are right.
36:26Come on, Megan.
36:29Something that makes more noise the older it gets.
36:32Um, a wife.
36:38Is there okay?
36:39Your spouse.
36:50In the day of political correctness, I never would have thought that would have been there.
36:54What do you say, Jan?
36:55Uh, let's see.
36:57How about a dryer?
36:58A dryer?
36:59If they're all right, if not, there's right.
37:01Dryer!
37:03No!
37:04Air conditioner.
37:05Air conditioner.
37:05You're tired.
37:06Air conditioner.
37:09Something that makes more noise the older it gets.
37:12The air conditioner.
37:13If it is there, Jim, you'll keep your title, and if not, new champs are born.
37:18Air conditioner!
37:19Anything else do youFixo Acfe, done with that力?
37:28Anything else you've got to?
37:32Anything else?
37:33Five player!
37:35Five?
37:37Six?
37:39Seven?
37:43Vacuum cleaner!
37:44Fat crunch миллиst�!
37:45We're gonna do that-
37:45Was going to do it!
37:46Bleem cleaner!
37:46I'm teaching him!
37:47Then we recinn.
37:53$18,790. You were splendid.
37:55Oh, you too.
37:57Have a safe journey home.
37:58It was a wonderful, wonderful time.
38:00You made it easy and great job.
38:02Good William Holmes.
38:04Thank you, Richard.
38:05You're alone.
38:06I mean it.
38:07I love you all.
38:09We will play, Jim.
38:11Let's see.
38:13Yep.
38:13Yep.
38:20I'm Megan.
38:20One point for $10,000.
38:25Well done.
38:3110,000, Megan.
38:32Megan can't enter.
38:34She knows we wish you luck.
38:3520 seconds on the clock, please.
38:38Time will start when I finish reading the first question and good luck.
38:41Name a breed of dog you might laugh at if it barked at you.
38:46Jaw.
38:47Who was the last person you lied to?
38:50Your wife.
38:51An item people buy that has cute sayings on it.
38:55A card.
38:56Something that's small and green.
38:59A pea.
39:00Something that most people have gambled on.
39:03Horses.
39:04Turn around, Dan.
39:06Yeah, Dan!
39:08You might laugh at if it barked at you.
39:12You said, come on.
39:13Survey said.
39:15Yeah!
39:17The last person you lied to was shocked, you said.
39:22Survey.
39:23Hey!
39:25An item people buy that's got cute sayings on it.
39:28And you said a card.
39:30Survey said.
39:31One to one.
39:34Something that's small and green.
39:36You said a C6 cold.
39:39Oh, you're a key.
39:41Survey.
39:42What?
39:45It was most people who gambled on you said the phone is.
39:49Survey said.
39:51Whoa!
39:53Go back to the woman who lied to.
39:59Oh, man.
40:03There we go.
40:04There we go.
40:04There we go.
40:05There's more time there.
40:06Study could be a model.
40:07But if you repeat any, give me any of the answers he did, you'll hear this.
40:11I'll say, try again, you'll give me another answer.
40:1345 seconds on the clock, please.
40:15Thank you, Tom.
40:16We'll stop my line when I'm finished reading.
40:18First question you just need.
40:22Name a breed of dog you might laugh at if it barks at you.
40:26Try.
40:27Try again.
40:28Who is the last person you lied to?
40:31Your parents.
40:33An item people buy that's got cute sayings on it.
40:36Cards.
40:37Try again.
40:39Calendar.
40:39Something that's small and green.
40:42Frog.
40:43Something which most people have gambled on.
40:46Um, both.
40:48Yeah, I gotcha.
40:49Yeah.
40:49They, uh...
40:51Okay.
40:56Good answer.
40:57Good answer.
40:58Good answer.
40:59Good answer.
40:59Good answer.
41:00Good answer.
41:00Good answer.
41:00We know, we know what they're called, but we don't want to encourage young children
41:04to play.
41:06Swamp machine.
41:08Sure do.
41:08That's what they're called.
41:10Breed of dog you'd lamb had a bit bark at you.
41:12Chihuahua.
41:13Number one, you said a poodle.
41:14The poodle barked at the twelve.
41:17Ooh, they're pet's out of the dog.
41:19Woohoo!
41:20Woohoo!
41:21Woohoo!
41:22Oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
41:26-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
41:28-o-o-o-o.
41:4918 people had beer. $14,500.
41:55There's a chance to see you along with you.
41:59Some departing contestants will receive.
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