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00:002026 is shaping up to be the year your backlog waves a white flag and begs for mercy.
00:06Because the release lineup looks like someone mashed the hype button until it broke.
00:10We're talking Laura Croft raiding Atlantis like she owns the place,
00:14Wolverine turning bar stools into splinters,
00:17Bond learning how to spy without accidentally ordering a juice box,
00:20and GTA 6 finally crashing the party like the cool kid who shows up late but still steals the spotlight.
00:26Forget the filler, forget the shovelware clogging steam.
00:30This is the only 20 games you need to care about in 2026.
00:41Okay, Remedy looked at Control and said, what if we made reality itself rage quit?
00:47Control Resonant is basically Dylan Faden waking up from his coma like,
00:50wait, my sister's the boss now?
00:53And I'm supposed to save Manhattan from turning into a Salvador Dali painting?
00:57Dude's got a shape-shifting melee weapon called the Aberrant,
01:00which sounds less like a sword and more like a rejected Pokemon.
01:03The whole city is melting into cosmic soup, buildings folding like origami,
01:08and Dylan's just trying not to trip over his own destiny.
01:11Remedy promises open world chaos, reality bending powers,
01:15and visuals so trippy your GPU will file for workers' comp.
01:18Honestly, this isn't just a game.
01:20It's a fever dream where Doctor Strange, Ikea furniture, and SCP lore had a baby.
01:26And yes, it's one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
01:30because nothing says next-gen like fighting eldritch horrors while your apartment levitates.
01:35Crystal Dynamics basically said,
01:43hey, remember Lara Croft's first adventure?
01:46Let's reboot it so hard,
01:48it feels like she's been drinking Red Bull for seven years straight.
01:51Legacy of Atlantis is Lara back in full Unreal Engine 5 glory,
01:55diving into jungles, deserts, and the Mediterranean
01:58like she's auditioning for National Geographic Extreme Edition.
02:02She's hunting the Scion artifact again, but this time the puzzles look like Ikea furniture designed by Zeus himself.
02:09And yes, Lara still swan dives off cliffs,
02:11except now the ragdoll physics are so realistic you'll feel guilty laughing.
02:16The funniest part?
02:17Lara's been gone for years, and now she's back like,
02:21surprise, I rebooted myself again, deal with it.
02:24This isn't just nostalgia, it's Lara Croft refusing to age,
02:27refusing to retire, and reminding us why she's still the queen of action-adventure.
02:33If you care about 2026 gaming, you care about Lara.
02:36Period.
02:39Some legends are destined to be retold.
02:52IO Interactive, the Hitman devs, decided Bond needed an origin story,
02:57so 007 First Light is basically baby's first license to kill.
03:01You're playing a 26-year-old rookie Bond who's still figuring out how to order a martini
03:06without accidentally asking for a Capri Sun.
03:09Release date got pushed to May 27th, 2026,
03:12because apparently even James Bond needs polish before saving the world.
03:16Expect stealth, gadgets, car chases,
03:19and Bond learning how not to blow his cover in five minutes.
03:22It's like watching your friend try to flirt at a party and fail spectacularly,
03:26except now it's canon.
03:28IO promises cinematic spycraft, branching missions,
03:31and enough tuxedos to bankrupt Armani.
03:33And let's be real, if they don't sneak in a Goldeneye reference, we riot.
03:37This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
03:40because Bond is back, and this time, he's still figuring out how to shave.
03:44Insomniac said,
03:55Spider-Man was fun, but what if we gave you claws and trauma?
03:59Marvel's Wolverine drops fall 2026,
04:02and it's not your Saturday morning cartoon Logan.
04:04It's gritty, mature-rated, spec-ops-the-line-style storytelling.
04:08Translation, expect claws in places claws shouldn't be.
04:11Wolverine's the guy who walks into a bar, orders whiskey neat,
04:15and accidentally slices the stool in half.
04:17Combat is brutal, cinematic, and designed to make you feel like you're cosplaying as a chainsaw.
04:22Healing factor means you'll spend half the game watching Logan shrug off injuries like,
04:26oh, lost an arm? Cute.
04:28Insomniac promises darker Marvel vibes, emotional storytelling,
04:32and a narrative that makes Spider-Man look like a Disney musical.
04:34This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
04:37because Logan doesn't just fight, he makes therapy look like a boss battle.
04:41S-Game looked at Sekiro and said,
04:57cool, but what if we gave you 66 days to live and made it stylish?
05:02Phantom Blade Zero drops September 9th, 2026,
05:05and you play Sol, a warrior framed for killing his master,
05:09now hunted by assassins while his heart is literally ruined.
05:14So, yeah, it's Dark Souls with an expiration date.
05:17Combat is lightning-fast, cinematic, and stylish enough to make you feel like you're starring in your own kung fu movie.
05:23Rain mixes with blood, mercy mixes with vengeance,
05:27and you mix with the floor because you're bad at parrying.
05:30The whole vibe is gothic wuxia drama, dripping with atmosphere,
05:35and it's one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
05:38because it makes dying look cooler than living.
05:41Honestly, this game is so slick, it makes me want to buy a sword and immediately regret it.
05:46Capcom's Pragmata has been delayed so many times,
05:57it's basically the Duke Nukem Forever of space games.
06:00But, hey, it's finally landing in 2026.
06:03The trailer shows a dude in a spacesuit wandering around a broken earth
06:06with a mysterious little girl who may or may not be a hologram, an AI, or your therapist.
06:11Honestly, it looks like Kojima's Death Stranding got drunk and decided to cosplay as NASA.
06:17Expect emotional storytelling, jaw-dropping visuals,
06:20and gameplay that makes you question if gravity is just a suggestion.
06:24Capcom swears this is their most ambitious sci-fi project ever,
06:28which is hilarious because half the fanbase still thinks it's secretly a stealth Mega Man reboot.
06:33This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
06:36because nothing screams next-gen like crying in zero gravity while your GPU melts.
06:41Capcom's horror factory never sleeps, and Resident Evil Requiem is proof.
06:56This time, the bioweapons are nastier, the zombies uglier,
06:59and the atmosphere so tense you'll regret playing it alone.
07:02The story supposedly ties back into the Winter's Family saga,
07:06but let's be real, half of us are just here to see what new nightmare Capcom cooked up in their monster blender.
07:11Imagine walking through a creepy mansion, hearing a noise,
07:14and realizing it's just your own heartbeat trying to escape.
07:17The RE engine is back, meaning photorealistic gore and lighting so good you'll wish you had a nightlight.
07:23This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
07:26because Resident Evil is basically gaming's horror comfort food.
07:29Except, the comfort is screaming, and the food is-
07:32Hey, over here!
07:33Whoa!
07:34FBI?
07:36What are you doing here?
07:37Would you like to see what's hidden under the hood?
07:41Don't do anything stupid.
07:44Me?
07:46Never.
07:46All right, horror fans.
08:09Fatal Frame 2 is back, and it's bringing the camera that kills ghosts.
08:13Yes, you literally defeat spirits by taking their selfies.
08:17Koei Tecmo decided to remake the cult classic with modern visuals,
08:21which means the haunted village is now so detailed, you'll want to uninstall immediately.
08:26The story follows twin sisters trapped in a cursed town,
08:29and the atmosphere is so thick you could butter toast with it.
08:33The funniest part?
08:34Every ghost encounter is basically a jump scare photo shoot,
08:38and you're the unwilling paparazzi.
08:40This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
08:44because nothing says peak horror like screaming while fumbling with camera controls
08:48and realizing you just captured a ghost mid-duckface.
08:52Crimson Butterfly. Remake.
08:56Now here's the wild card.
08:58Saras.
08:59Nobody knows much, but the buzz says it's cosmic horror meets RPG mechanics.
09:03Translation?
09:04You'll be leveling up while simultaneously losing your sanity.
09:08The trailers tease unsettling environments, cryptic lore,
09:11and monsters that look like they crawled out of your sleep paralysis.
09:14It's the kind of game where you pause, stare at the screen,
09:18and wonder if your therapist should be on speed dial.
09:20Honestly, Saras feels like the devs said,
09:22what if Skyrim, but every NPC is secretly possessed?
09:26This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
09:30because cosmic horror plus RPG progression
09:32equals the perfect combo of I'm terrified and I need better loot.
09:37Perfect again.
09:40I know you're here.
09:42And I will find you.
09:45Pearl Abyss is flexing hard with Crimson Desert,
09:53their massive open-world fantasy epic.
09:56Think Game of Thrones, but with more swords and fewer Starbucks cups.
10:01The combat is cinematic, the world is sprawling,
10:04and the story looks like it was written by someone
10:05who binge-watched Lord of the Rings and Mad Max back-to-back.
10:09You'll be fighting bandits, exploring kingdoms,
10:12and probably getting distracted by side quests,
10:14like help this villager find his missing goat.
10:17The visuals are so insane, they make your PC cry in 4K.
10:22This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
10:25because it's basically the fantasy RPG equivalent of a flex.
10:29Look at me.
10:30I'm huge, I'm gorgeous, and I'll eat 200 hours of your life.
10:39Remember who you are,
10:40and let it gauge your path?
10:43Okay, so imagine Lovecraft's nightmares,
10:46but now they're in 4K with ray tracing.
10:49Cthulhu the Cosmic Abyss is basically,
10:51what if your sanity meter was a health bar,
10:53and you lost both at the same time?
10:55You're diving into eldritch ruins,
10:57fighting tentacle monsters that look like calamari on steroids,
11:01and trying not to scream every time the screen whispers your name.
11:04The devs promise sanity mechanics,
11:06meaning the more you look at cosmic horrors,
11:08the more your character, and probably you, lose grip on reality.
11:13It's like Skyrim, but instead of dragons, you get existential dread.
11:17This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
11:20because nothing says peak gaming like questioning your life choices,
11:24while a squid god tells you you're insignificant.
11:26Supermassive Games said,
11:37we've done haunted houses, we've done creepy forests.
11:40Let's do space horror.
11:42Directive 8020 is basically Until Dawn meets Alien.
11:47You're trapped on a spaceship, choices matter,
11:49and every decision feels like it's sponsored by regret.
11:52The vibe is claustrophobic sci-fi terror,
11:56with branching storylines that guarantee you'll replay it
11:58just to see how badly you can mess up.
12:01Imagine trying to fix a broken oxygen system
12:03while your crewmate is possessed by space demons.
12:06Yeah, fun times.
12:08This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
12:11because nothing beats yelling at your screen,
12:14don't open that door,
12:15while your character opens the door anyway.
12:17Do you think Williams knows more about this substance than he's letting on?
12:22No!
12:22We can't take any chances with him.
12:25It can manipulate his physical appearance.
12:27Here's the pitch.
12:29You're literally rewriting Destiny.
12:31Fate Keeper is a mythic action RPG
12:33where your choices don't just change the story,
12:36they rewrite the laws of the universe.
12:38You're basically playing God,
12:39but with worse fashion sense.
12:41Expect branching paths,
12:43moral dilemmas,
12:44and boss fights that look like they were choreographed by Zeus himself.
12:47The funniest part?
12:48Every time you try to be a hero,
12:50the game's like,
12:51cool, but what if that choice doomed an entire village?
12:54It's the kind of game that makes you pause mid-battle
12:56and wonder if you should have just stayed home.
12:58This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
13:02because Destiny isn't going to rewrite itself,
13:04and apparently you're the intern stuck doing it.
13:17Team Ninja is back with Nioh 3,
13:19and they basically said,
13:20you thought the last two were hard?
13:22Hold my katana.
13:23This is punishing combat,
13:25yokai battles,
13:26and mechanics so refined,
13:27they'll make Dark Souls look like Candy Crush.
13:29You're slicing through demons,
13:31dodging attacks that feel faster than your Wi-Fi,
13:34and dying so often,
13:35you'll start naming your respawn screen.
13:37The lore dives deeper into Japanese mythology,
13:39meaning half the time you're fighting monsters,
13:41and the other half,
13:42you're googling what the heck you just fought.
13:44This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
13:48because nothing screams hardcore gamer
13:50like bragging about beating a boss after 73 attempts
13:53and a mild existential crisis.
14:05Alright, this one's weird.
14:06Re-Animal is a survival game
14:08where humans and beasts blur together,
14:10and it's as unsettling as it sounds.
14:12You're scavenging, mutating,
14:14and trying not to become dinner
14:15for something that looks like a rejected Pokemon.
14:17The whole vibe is experimental horror survival,
14:20with gameplay that makes you question
14:22if you're the predator or the prey.
14:24Imagine waking up,
14:25realizing you've grown antlers,
14:27and then having to explain that to your squad.
14:29The funniest part?
14:30Every trailer looks like it was filmed during a fever dream.
14:32This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
14:36because nothing says next-gen innovation
14:38like screaming,
14:39why do I have claws now,
14:41while running from a mutant giraffe.
14:42This is the sort of life you are all leading.
14:49I know you won't forget us.
14:52Asobo Studios looked at A Plague Tale and said,
14:54you know what this needs?
14:55More rats.
14:57Always more rats.
14:58A Plague Tale Legacy continues the saga
15:01of medieval misery,
15:03stealth,
15:03and emotional trauma.
15:04You're sneaking through villages
15:06where the population of rodents
15:07outnumbers humans 10 to 1,
15:09and every shadow looks like it's plotting against you.
15:12The story promises gut-punch drama,
15:14sibling bonds,
15:15and enough plague to make you want to wash your hands twice.
15:18The funniest part?
15:19You'll spend half the game whispering,
15:21please don't see me,
15:23while a guard with the IQ of a potato still spots you.
15:26This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
15:30because nothing screams next-gen immersion
15:32like crying while rats eat your shoes.
15:45Tides of Annihilation is basically,
15:47what if Gods and Mortals had a WWE crossover event?
15:51It's a grand-scale fantasy war game
15:54where armies clash,
15:55mythic powers explode,
15:57and the story feels like it was written by someone
15:59who thought Lord of the Rings needed more explosions.
16:02You'll be commanding massive forces,
16:05summoning divine powers,
16:06and probably losing track of which faction you were supposed to help.
16:10The funniest part?
16:11Every trailer looks like a heavy metal album cover,
16:14and you just know the soundtrack will melt your headphones.
16:17This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
16:21because nothing says epic like watching Zeus suplex a mortal army
16:25while you spam the pause button.
16:28Change your...
16:29breakfast!
16:37Playground Games is back with Forza Horizon 6,
16:40and it's basically cars,
16:42but prettier, faster, and shinier than ever.
16:45The open-world Racing King returns with bigger maps,
16:48more cars, and visuals so crisp you'll want to lick your screen.
16:52Expect insane festivals, ridiculous stunts,
16:54and the occasional moment where you drive a Lamborghini off a cliff
16:57just to see what happens.
16:59The funniest part?
17:00Half the players will spend more time customizing paint jobs
17:03than actually racing.
17:04This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
17:08because nothing beats the joy of flooring it at 200 miles per hour
17:12while pretending traffic laws don't exist.
17:18Valor Mortis is the dark fantasy RPG that basically said,
17:32souls-like combat, but make it even more depressing.
17:35You're trudging through a world dripping with despair,
17:37fighting monsters that look like they crawled out of your nightmares,
17:40and dying so often you'll start naming your respawn points.
17:43The lore is grim, the bosses are brutal, and the atmosphere is so heavy
17:48you'll feel like you're carrying emotional baggage IRL.
17:51The funniest part?
17:52Every victory feels less like triumph and more like,
17:55cool, I survived.
17:57Now what fresh hell awaits?
17:58This is one of the only games you need to care about in 2026,
18:02because nothing screams hardcore gamer
18:04like bragging about beating a boss after 73 attempts
18:07and a mild existential crisis.
18:13And finally, the juggernaut, Grand Theft Auto 6.
18:20Rockstar's most ambitious project yet,
18:23set in Vice City reimagined for the modern era.
18:26Expect sprawling freedom, cultural impact,
18:29and gameplay so detailed you'll wonder if you're living in the simulation.
18:33The funniest part?
18:34Half the fanbase will ignore the story
18:36and spend 200 hours just driving around,
18:39causing chaos, and role-playing as Uber drivers.
18:41Rockstar promises next-gen immersion, insane detail,
18:45and a world so alive you'll forget it's not real.
18:48This is the game you need to care about in 2026,
18:51because GTA doesn't just release,
18:54it takes over the internet, your free time,
18:56and probably your sense of morality.
18:58It's full effect.
19:00They got your name, address, they got everything.
19:03Us cops, we gotta protect each other.
19:07And that's it, the only 20 games you need to care about in 2026.
19:10So smash that like button,
19:13drop your most anticipated game in the comments,
19:15and subscribe before your backlog eats you alive.
19:18See you in the next one.
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