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01:36Are there no exceptions?
01:38I'm afraid not. The rules are clear. But if you can acquire a weapon, you're welcome to come back and
01:44register.
01:46Thank you, my lord. I will.
01:57Greetings, traveler. Welcome to my humble shop. Look around. You will find only the finest of weapons and armor.
02:05You need more crowns.
02:08You don't have enough crowns.
02:11You need more crowns.
02:12You can't afford this.
02:15You can't afford this.
02:18You don't have enough crowns.
02:24You don't have enough crowns.
02:26You don't have enough crowns.
02:37It's locked.
02:42What's the difference between me and a camel?
02:45A camel can work all week without drinking. I can drink all week without working.
02:53It's locked.
03:04Have you heard about Galen?
03:06Have you heard about Galen?
03:08Oh, yeah. He locked up the basement again. Said he heard some rats down there.
03:12He says he can fight off a man twice his size, but he's scared of a little rodent.
03:16That's pathetic. He's more suited to be a cook than a guard.
03:20We should give him a cup to keep it.
03:23It's locked.
03:28I can't get this opened without the right key.
03:33Hey, be careful, lad. Stay away from the fence to avoid accidentally getting hit by those two.
03:38Without any armor, it could be deadly.
03:41Thanks for the warning, but don't worry. I'm not as clueless as I may seem.
03:45That's good to hear. What are you doing here, anyway?
03:50I'm looking for some weapon.
03:52Well, I doubt you'll stumble upon any weapons just lying around here.
03:56And even if you do, taking them would likely be seen as thievery.
04:00If you don't have any money to buy weapons, try talking to the guards.
04:04Maybe they can help you out.
04:27I need a weapon. Do you know where I could get one?
04:30Oh, yes, for sure.
04:32Go to the tournament shop above.
04:34They're giving free weapons to every traveler passing through the town.
04:38Oh, really?
04:39No, not really. Now fuck off.
04:45What was that sound?
04:47What do you mean?
04:52That?
04:53There are rats in the basement.
04:54I've locked it up tight so they don't get out.
05:00Rats, you say?
05:01I could help you with them.
05:02Ha. What could a scrawny thing like you do against those rats?
05:06There are too many of them for you to handle.
05:08Just let me take a look.
05:10I am more capable than you think.
05:13Hmph.
05:13All right, then.
05:14But if I catch any of those rats scurrying out of that basement,
05:18you will find yourself locked in there with them.
05:21Don't worry.
05:22I'll handle those rats.
05:23But would you be so kind as to lend me your sword?
05:26I will need it to get rid of them.
05:28Lend you my sword?
05:29You must be joking.
05:31What kind of fool do you take me for?
05:33Think about it.
05:34If you lend me your sword, your rat problem would be gone.
05:38Fine, you can have my steel.
05:40But don't go thinking you can play me for a fool.
05:43Dear, take the sword.
05:59Sorry, but the rat cannot escape.
06:25The door stays shut until that rat is dead.
06:27Good.
06:28Yeah.
06:46Good.
06:47Okay.
06:49Okay.
06:50Okay.
08:06Have you rid us of those foul rats?
08:09There was only one rat and yes, I killed it. The basement is clear now.
08:13All right, step aside.
08:23I'm sorry about locking you in the basement, but I could not take the chance of the rats escaping.
08:28As I said, there was only one rat.
08:30Well, yeah, I already killed most of the rats before I locked the basement.
08:34I didn't see any dead rats in there.
08:37I...
08:38Don't worry, I will not tell a soul.
08:41Actually, if someone asks, I can say that it was you who got rid of the vermin. No one needs
08:46to know about my involvement.
08:48You would really do that?
08:50Sure. I need just one thing. I'll need your sword for a little while longer.
08:54What?
08:55Just to win the first round of the tournament. Then I'll buy my own sword and return yours.
09:00Hmm, I think I could do that. But if my commander sees me without my sword, I could be in
09:05real trouble.
09:07I really appreciate it. Tomorrow after the first round, you will have your sword back. You have my word.
09:13All right. And if you loose, I will take it from your corpse.
09:25Hello again.
09:28I need to go.
09:34Have you managed to obtain any weaponry, stranger?
09:39Yes, I have. Can I now enter the tournament?
09:42Excellent news. Let me see what you have there.
09:47Hmm. This is a well-crafted sword. It appears to be in good condition. I'd rather not inquire where you
09:53obtained it from.
09:56Very well. You may now register for the tournament. The registration fee is ten crowns. Do you have them with
10:02you?
10:03Yes, I do. Here.
10:05Very good. I'll just need your name and any affiliation you might have.
10:09My name is Alric, and I don't have any affiliation.
10:13Very well, Alric. I'll add you to the list of participants.
10:16The first round of the tournament will take place tomorrow here, at the City Barracks.
10:21Be here at Sunrise Sharp, and good luck to you.
10:24Thank you, my lord.
10:25Oh, and one more thing, Alric. I almost forgot to mention that tournament participants have the option to sleep in
10:31the barracks for the duration of the tournament.
10:33The room is right next to the tournament shop, and at this hour it should be already open.
10:40I could use some sleep so I could train in the evening.
11:04Fuck off.
11:06Fuck off.
11:09Fuck off.
11:11Fuck off.
11:13Fuck off.
11:22Oh, the sounds of nature echoing through the chamber.
11:26I'm tempted to start a competition with the local songbirds.
11:29They won't know what hit them.
11:33I think that was all.
11:58Now I can practice with the training dummies.
12:00Fuck off.
12:02Fuck off.
12:04Fuck off.
12:31So you will be in the first round of the tournament.
12:34Look at that boy over there, flailing around like a drunkard.
12:37I didn't know they...
12:38What is this?
12:40Some peasant boy attempting to swing a sword, eh?
12:43I'm just practicing for the tournament.
12:45Practicing?
12:46That's a generous way to describe what you're doing.
12:49It looks more like flailing to me.
12:51Are you sure you're not holding that sword the wrong way?
12:53It's a wonder you haven't chopped off your own foot by now.
12:59I'm still learning.
13:01Learning?
13:02It seems you have a long way to go.
13:04I can't help but notice your lack of finesse.
13:06Your complete disregard for proper form.
13:09I mean, are you even trying?
13:11Or are you trying to invent a new style of sword fighting
13:14that involves stumbling and tripping over your own feet?
13:22I'm still trying to find my rhythm.
13:24Rhythm?
13:25I've seen drunk peasant's girls with better rhythm than you.
13:28It's truly remarkable
13:29how you managed to swing that sword in such a clumsy manner.
13:32You were disgraced for this tournament.
13:38I may be young and inexperienced,
13:40but I am determined to become a skilled knight.
13:43Determination won't save you from embarrassing yourself, boy.
13:46Give me that sword before you hurt yourself or someone else.
13:50No.
13:51You dare to defy me?
13:53Hand over that sword
13:54before I knock it out of your pitiful grip.
13:57You will have to take it from me.
13:59Very well, boy.
14:01If you insist,
14:02I will gladly give you some painful lesson.
14:18Amen.
14:19Amen.
14:26Amen.
14:49All right, now give me that sword of yours, you useless prick.
14:54What's this uproar? Clear off before I summon the guard.
14:57Come on, let's move to the tavern.
14:59Are you all right, boy?
15:01I am all right, tis but a flesh wound.
15:04I know that it wasn't easy for you to get this sword, just couldn't stand by and watch you lose
15:09it.
15:10Thank you, sir.
15:11But to be blunt, his critique was valid.
15:15If you continue with your current technique, your chances in the tournament are slim.
15:20It seems your parrying needs significant improvement.
15:24Listen, lad. I may not be a master swordsman myself, but I've picked up a few tricks over the years.
15:31I could show you some basic techniques.
15:34It might give you a fighting chance in the tournament. I need a sparring partner anyway.
15:40I'd be honored to learn from your experience, sir.
15:43Good lad, let's move to the arena first. Follow me.
15:47Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
15:50Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
15:53Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
15:59Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:02Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:04Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:05Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:05Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:06Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:06Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:06Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:06Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:07Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:09Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:11Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:14Good lad, let's move to the arena first.
16:21I can't get this opened without the right key.
16:44I saw it all, how you trained with the dummy and how that empty helmet tried to take your, I
16:49mean, my sword.
16:51I do respect Leofric, but what he's doing with this big mouth I don't really get.
17:27First things first, let's adjust your stance. It's fundamental to everything else. Observe my grip on the sword and the
17:34way I position my body.
17:36From this stance, it's easy to transition into a blocking position and deflect an opponent's strike, but remember timing and
17:42anticipation are paramount.
17:45Like this. Notice how I adjust my weight stance and the position of my sword to get into the blocking
17:50stance. This is your primary defense in any match.
17:55Successfully deflecting an attack requires precise timing. You need to block just before the impact when your opponent is least
18:01expecting it.
18:03Too early and they'll adjust their attack too late and you'll fail to block.
18:08Now step aside and I'll slowly show you some attacks you can perform from this stance.
18:13Sure.
18:15Here's your first attack. Note how I use my footwork and body weight to launch the sword forward quickly and
18:21accurately.
18:22Now let's move on to the second attack. Observe closely how I shift my body and direct my momentum.
18:29Have you understood? Good. Now let's put it into practice. I want to see you perform that stance and attacks
18:35just like I demonstrated.
18:55Not bad lad. You're catching on faster than most. I've blocked all your attacks. Now I'll parry them.
19:11Good. Did you see the difference? Parrying is much harder to perform than a simple block, but it's essential to
19:18master.
19:20When timed well, it can completely shift the momentum of a fight.
19:24Now I will attack you and your task is to parry all of my strikes. Remember, timing is the key.
19:42All right. Listen closely now. There are some attacks that are simply too powerful to block. You must dodge these.
19:50But if you dodge too soon, your opponent may have time to react. So you must time it precisely and
19:57dodge just before the impact.
19:59For any heavy attack, simply dodge backwards, creating distance between you and your opponent.
20:05Then when the opponent is open, immediately retaliate with a powerful counter.
20:10Understood? If you see me winding up for a heavy attack, step back and strike immediately.
20:15Don't forget, attack immediately after you dodge the heavy attack to execute a counter.
20:21Alright, let's see if you listened.
20:23You said that.
20:23Let's see if you haven't turned around.
20:40Let's see if I've fallen around.
20:54That wasn't bad, Ulrich.
20:57One last thing.
20:58If you time it perfectly, you can also deflect those powerful attacks.
21:03However, it's highly risky and leaves you vulnerable, so use it only as a last resort.
21:08Now let's progress further, I'll show you two more attacks that you could try.
21:13The first one you can call a charge attack.
21:15This is where you channel all your strength into a single powerful strike.
21:20It's a risky move, as it leaves you open if you miss, but the payoff can be substantial.
21:25Watch closely as I demonstrate.
21:30You can also try new dodge attacks.
21:33All right, now let's put your newfound skills to the test.
21:36Try to defeat me using everything you've learned.
21:40Remember, don't just focus on attacking.
21:42Defense is just as important.
21:43Ready?
21:44Let's begin.
22:01Try to defeat myself.
22:05Stop making me use as a soldier with any damage.
22:06aparecer the metszie.
22:07I just adapt towing someone.
22:08Dude...
22:08I'll show you what you need to be.
22:09Shoot them all right, Sop.
22:09Return to the prosecutors...
22:09But for me, mylia is alright.
22:10No, I'll show you what you need.
22:11I'll show you what I need.
22:15Fold out, and I'll show you what I need.
22:15Turn out, you'reexy.
22:18I'll show you what I need.
22:18Try to catch up and try!
22:25Let's go.
22:49Let's go.
23:27Let's go.
24:06You cannot carry that weapon here.
24:08Sheath it at one.
24:10Smart move.
24:10Smart move.
24:11Smart move.
24:16Let's go.
25:04You cannot carry that weapon here. Sheathe it at once.
25:10I said sheathe your weapon now.
25:30I said sheathe your weapon now.
25:33Smart move.
25:41Fuck off.
25:43Fuck off.
25:46Fuck off.
25:48Fuck off.
25:53Fuck off.
25:53Fuck off.
26:02Fuck off.
26:05Fuck off.
26:19Fuck off.
26:32Fuck off.
26:39Good kitty.
26:42Good kitty.
26:43Good kitty.
26:47Good kitty.
26:49Good kitty.
26:53Good kitty.
26:55Good kitty.
27:05Good kitty.
27:08Good kitty.
27:10Good kitty.
27:13Good kitty.
27:25Good kitty.
27:28Good kitty.
27:32Good kitty.
27:55Good kitty.
28:09Poor kitty.
28:18Good kitty
28:23Yes, I will buy some armor later
28:30Listen, I respect your courage
28:32But this is recklessly dangerous
28:34I'll offer you the tournament registration fee back
28:36If you agree to step down
28:38Fighting without protection isn't against
28:40The rules
28:41But I don't want any fatalities in this tournament
28:44No, I cannot step down
28:47Very well
28:48But remember, bravery is commendable
28:50But recklessness can be costly
28:52Make sure you know the difference
28:55Theobald, Everard and Dietrich are your potential foes
28:57Make your choice
28:58Who will be your first opponent
29:00Remember, to advance
29:02All three must be bested
29:03A reward awaits you for each defeated fighter
29:06Which you may collect from me
29:08Spend it wisely at the tournament shop
29:11Good luck, lad
29:12Thank you for waiting for theinox
29:17Thank you for having me
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