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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:08It's so beautiful.
00:11Oh my God.
00:12I don't like this.
00:13Oh my God.
00:15Oh no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:18Well, hello, Wendy.
00:21Damn!
00:22Happy Mother's Day.
00:23James.
00:24Yes.
00:25Right.
00:26Yeah, happy Mother's Day.
00:27Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:30We're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.
00:33What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:37And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:40Okay, great.
00:41We're making headway.
00:43I trademarked high body count.
00:45Why would you do that?
00:46Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:48I think that's super embarrassing.
00:50She said it first.
00:52All about me.
00:53Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
00:55We're supposed to be out having fun.
00:57And instead, we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
01:17You okay?
01:19No.
01:20Wake up.
01:21No.
01:21No.
01:25Good morning.
01:39Oh, my God.
01:42Do you want me to take a cup?
01:44This is my drink's cup.
01:47Wait.
01:48Wait for a minute.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:50This is acting.
01:50We collided the glass jar, slendered my face.
01:55The sweet guy bringing our breakfast, turns a corner and boom.
02:00We just collided.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03There's no lie.
02:04I'm a little accident-prone, but a tray to the face.
02:08This is too much.
02:09Oh, look.
02:10It cut the inside of my lip.
02:12And you can travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:15Everywhere we go.
02:16This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:19Your little seahorse nose is still...
02:21Oh, no.
02:23Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25Oh, no.
02:26Oh, no.
02:27Holy s**t.
02:28I felt like crying.
02:29That idea?
02:31It's like you have a fat lip, right?
02:32No, her lip always looks like that.
02:35She pays good money for that.
02:38Angie might have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or, like, losing a tooth.
02:43It was like a seatbelt for her face, that lip filler.
02:46It really saved Angie.
02:47Angie, you hurt yourself again.
02:59Good morning.
03:01Good morning.
03:01What are you doing?
03:03I'm just sitting here.
03:04I put, like, a little mask on.
03:06I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:08Oh, wait.
03:09You have a blanket on.
03:09You look so good.
03:11She does such a good job with my makeup.
03:13Oh, my gosh.
03:13I want to move her to America.
03:15What's going on?
03:16You seem happier today.
03:17First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:20That's good.
03:21Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:23Oh, my gosh.
03:24I slept, like, same.
03:25Especially after drinking piña coladas.
03:29I don't think that helps you sleep, Lisa.
03:31I think that actually disrupts it.
03:34Oh, it's okay.
03:35I had so much fun last night that I just, like, crashed.
03:37I know that was fun.
03:52That was actually really fun.
03:54I'm starting the day on a good note.
03:56Like, we are in Greece.
03:58We are friends.
03:59Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on this someday
04:04as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults
04:09and we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.
04:13I've got to finish my hair.
04:28Kalimetta Artemis.
04:29Hello.
04:30Kalis.
04:31Nice to meet you.
04:31Yes.
04:32We have eight ladies total.
04:36I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to wear what.
04:40But we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:41I want blue.
04:42See, it's already happening.
04:44Oh, these are dresses.
04:45The Flying Dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:50You pick a gorgeous dress and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Ia.
04:56I feel like I should do the purple.
04:58Do it.
04:59It's pretty.
05:00I love it.
05:00It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest of their lives.
05:04Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:06Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:08Thanks, Artemis.
05:10Don't trip.
05:11Here we go.
05:12I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.
05:16Usually, I show up to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are like, I die for your outfit.
05:23The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.
05:26I have a reservation for eight Lisa's.
05:28Eight Lisa's.
05:32All these lovelies.
05:33I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:35She needs help.
05:36Oh, wait.
05:37Whoa.
05:37Watch out.
05:38It's under the door.
05:39Uh-oh.
05:39I slipped a nip.
05:41It'll be fine.
05:42Okay.
05:52Hello.
05:53Hi.
05:54I'm from Santarini Photo Agency.
05:56I will be your photographer for today.
05:59Okay?
05:59Nice to meet you.
06:01Beautiful.
06:02You look great, all of you.
06:03So, we can start taking some group shots right there.
06:06Okay?
06:07Okay.
06:07This is just absolutely picturesque.
06:10So, look at me.
06:13I think this is so much fun.
06:15This is right up my alley.
06:17It's touristy.
06:18All of us are going to do it together.
06:20There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:21So, I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir that looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:27And everybody's in a good mood.
06:28Three, two, one.
06:30Ow!
06:31It looks so stunning.
06:32Look at that profile.
06:34Go, Ange.
06:35You look like a mother.
06:37In my red dress with my nipple hanging out.
06:40Are you freaking kidding me?
06:42In her versace with her nipple hanging out.
06:45Okay.
06:45I got you.
06:47You don't have to do three, two, one.
06:48Just take a bunch and I'll just move around a little bit.
06:50The three, two, one is about the throwing.
06:53Just to let her know.
06:53Oh, gotcha.
06:54Okay, okay, okay.
06:55Okay.
06:55I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.
07:00Three, two, one.
07:01I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky.
07:07Yes.
07:08Three, two, one.
07:10It's so good, Mary.
07:12I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:16Work it.
07:16Three, two, one.
07:17If I were a Greek goddess, I would be the Greek goddess of feta.
07:22If it didn't smell weird.
07:24Three, two, one.
07:26Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:28If I was a Greek goddess, I would be the goddess of the sea.
07:31Because I would be swimming with all the sturgeon to get more caviar.
07:38Mother is serving.
07:40Have you noticed how happy Meredith is?
07:43Actually, she's like happy as Gwen, like old Meredith.
07:46Yeah.
07:46Can I whisper too?
07:48What are you whispering about?
07:49Just Meredith's like full switch up.
07:52I mean, it's big.
07:53It's the pool.
07:55How long do you think it's going to last?
07:57I hope it lasts the whole trip.
07:59Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning.
08:03Thank you, thank you.
08:06What are we, what's the plan this afternoon?
08:08After photos, what are we all doing?
08:10Well, I'm hungry, so I'm going to go to lunch.
08:12Same.
08:12Okay.
08:13Are you?
08:13Okay.
08:14We could go to the spa if we wanted to.
08:15Yeah, I would like the spa.
08:16I would love to go to the spa.
08:17I'm going to eat lunch.
08:18I'm starving.
08:19I'm going to the spa.
08:21Okay, let's go.
08:22Okay, you got your dress?
08:23You want to get your dress stuff all set first?
08:25There we go.
08:25Why am I going first?
08:26Okay, let's go.
08:27That looks so dangerous.
08:29Okay, Mary, we're coming.
08:30Oh my God.
08:30Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:32Let's go.
08:33Let's go.
08:33Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:35Welcome.
08:35Hi.
08:35How are you?
08:36How are you?
08:37Good.
08:37I'm so excited.
08:38Hi.
08:39My name is Ilyana.
08:40Nice to meet you.
08:41Nice to meet you.
08:41Nice to meet you.
08:42Welcome to our Avexia spine.
08:44Androna's Arcadia.
08:46So, let's go to our relaxation area.
08:49Just watch your face.
08:50These two struggle with this.
08:51Do you see what it says?
08:52Quiet zone.
08:54Signs mean nothing with this group.
08:56This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.
08:57She talks a lot.
08:58So, I'm so excited.
08:58I'm so excited.
08:59I'm so excited.
08:59Hi.
08:59My name is Ilyana.
09:00Nice to meet you.
09:00Nice to meet you.
09:01Nice to meet you.
09:01Welcome to our Avexia spine.
09:02Androna's Arcadia.
09:03So, let's go to our relaxation area.
09:04Just, what's your face?
09:05Excuse me.
09:06These two struggle with this.
09:07Do you see what it says?
09:08mean nothing with this group.
09:10This is the one you're gonna have to worry about right here.
09:12She talks a lot, and she's loud when she's mad.
09:15There are only two volumes, loud and louder.
09:19Yeah, you talk a lot too, right?
09:21Shh.
09:26I'm so glad we get to the little lunch.
09:27I know, I'm starving.
09:29I think it's up here.
09:30Oh my, I love it.
09:33Gorgeous, thank you.
09:34Wow, look how beautiful.
09:35Wow.
09:37Hi.
09:38Do you prefer to start with some steel or sparkling water?
09:40Steel for me, please?
09:41Yeah, I do.
09:42Steel, please.
09:42OK, perfect.
09:44The dress, what did you think of that?
09:46That was so cool.
09:47It was so fun.
09:49Do you see, Meredith and I were both wearing blue,
09:52and we walked in together.
09:53She held my dress.
09:54I was like, oh.
09:56You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday,
09:58from lunch yesterday to lunch today.
10:00It's been a long.
10:01It's been 24 hours.
10:03Uh-huh, it's a big change.
10:04It's a good change.
10:05I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:08I'm concerned.
10:10What concerns you, her behavior?
10:12I mean, the obvious, you see.
10:14Yeah.
10:15I'm worried, too.
10:19I have been for a while.
10:21You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.
10:26You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.
10:31He'd have massive mood swings.
10:35And one minute, we are so good, and the next minute, he'd rage.
10:40I think what really led me to finally voice something to you
10:44is that usually Meredith has always, like, she's got it out
10:47and been able to bring herself back down.
10:49But this time, the rage was uncontrollable.
10:53But then the next time we see her,
10:54she doesn't even remember that it happened.
10:56She doesn't take accountability for it.
11:00I can see that there's something going on.
11:02I think Meredith needs help.
11:16I think Meredith needs help.
11:20What do you mean by that?
11:20I feel like she's fragile.
11:25It's not my Meredith.
11:27OK.
11:28Meredith's going through something.
11:29Mm-hmm.
11:30And that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:33I really think so.
11:34The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.
11:38Yeah.
11:40She has too many highs, too many lows, too many mediums.
11:44And it's not adding up.
11:45It doesn't add up.
11:46It's infectious.
11:47She's mad at one day she's OK.
11:49The next day she's livid.
11:51The next day she's in a rage.
11:53Not even the next day.
11:54Sometimes same day it changes.
11:55I mean, the pattern is pattering.
11:58We all see it.
11:59But what saddens me is that she doesn't.
12:01Mm-hmm.
12:03That's about to make me cry.
12:05I know.
12:05That is sad.
12:06That's really sad to say.
12:08Oh, Mary.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10I know.
12:11I know.
12:14I love how much you love her.
12:16I can see that you care about her.
12:17She's suffering and I can see it.
12:19And it's not right.
12:23And I just, I don't know how to help her.
12:26I'm doing the best I can.
12:27But I just, I just, she has to help herself.
12:34Yeah.
12:36When you love people, you, me, I overlook or I excuse or I find
12:43reason why they behave in the way they do when I know it's not normal.
12:48Because just dealing with my child and know, I know my kid, I know when he's off.
12:53I know when he's, I mean, now I do.
12:56And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your anger or control
13:02your emotions.
13:04I live with that.
13:07I've been dealing with it, you know?
13:08So, when I see Meredith, it just tugs at me in a whole different light because I, I recognize it.
13:18Mm-hmm.
13:25So, we're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.
13:29And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right, but it doesn't look good.
13:34I've seen the signs with my son and I missed them.
13:37I have them down pack now and I know the signs and I know that something's not right.
13:45It's hard.
13:46Mm-hmm.
13:48No.
13:50I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.
13:52Yes.
13:53I know.
13:59I'm also worried about something, and it feels weird.
14:18Uh, I don't know what to say about this.
14:20Well, say it.
14:23I mean, this happened in January, so I've been thinking about it for a couple months now.
14:26You know, I, uh, I ran into Seth out in New York.
14:32Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant.
14:34He stops and says, oh, Todd.
14:35And he said hi to Todd.
14:36And Todd's like, what are you doing?
14:37Mm-hmm.
14:38And he was like, oh, well, I'm with an investor.
14:39And it felt weird.
14:40What are you saying?
14:42Uh, I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman at a restaurant.
14:47Shut up.
14:48Mm-hmm.
14:49Mm-hmm.
14:50And my first...
14:51Shut up.
14:52My first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date with someone.
14:55Because I'm not like that.
14:56And I wouldn't want someone to assume that.
14:58But I'm starting to feel like, as I watch her be so defensive about people talking about
15:02her marriage.
15:03Mm-hmm.
15:04There's something wrong here.
15:05Like, when I was going through something with Todd and I wasn't all the way through
15:10it, I was very defensive.
15:11Right.
15:12Right.
15:13I felt very vulnerable.
15:14When you and your partner are rocky, it's very scary.
15:17And I kind of get that same fear from...
15:19I'm trying to feel...
15:20Do you feel a fear from her when you talk to her?
15:23It's like this real wall, this very protective thing.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Or a lash out.
15:27She can't handle that.
15:28I know, I'm not interested.
15:29It's like she's scared to death of something.
15:31I feel like when stuff is said and it's not true, it doesn't bother you.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Not like that.
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:39So what do we do?
15:40We start this?
15:53Oh, it's warm.
15:54Yeah.
15:55It's, like, really warm.
15:56Oh, my God, my God.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58Oh, my God.
15:59Oh, my God.
16:00It's too deep, Erin.
16:01I'm going to go back.
16:02No, don't go.
16:03It feels like I do want to have to pee.
16:05It's busy.
16:06Doesn't it make you want to pee?
16:08I feel like I need to.
16:09I just don't talk to her, right?
16:12You're in voice.
16:15You're in voice.
16:17Shhh.
16:19Why would you do that?
16:24I can't believe you.
16:27I'm like a hero.
16:31I am.
16:33She's a pleasure.
16:35Why would she do that?
16:37Well, Britney's doing what everyone hates, which is being Britney.
16:42And bringing this playful la-la-la-la-la, you know, attitude to what should be a very serious spa day.
16:51That was so young.
16:52That's why I say she's not funny.
16:54She thinks she's funny, but she's not good.
16:56No one in a spa is splashing each other. It's the wrong environment. Like, maybe she's never been to a spa. I don't know.
17:04Britney, we don't want to redo our hair before we go to dinner tonight. Stop doing that.
17:09Are you funny?
17:10I'm funny, remember? I'm funny.
17:13You're not funny. It's rude. It's rude.
17:16We're in Greece. Have a little fun.
17:19I've got to get out of here. I feel good. I feel relaxed. Let's go.
17:22Last trip, I had buckets of water being poured over my head.
17:27Oh, no!
17:29Oh, my God!
17:32And you guys can't handle a little splashy-splash?
17:36It's rude.
17:39Coming up...
17:41I've got them trained.
17:43Great for the week.
17:44Sip it or we just drink it?
17:47I just lick it.
17:48Everyone do it like Mary.
17:49Everyone drink it like Mary.
17:50It's delicious.
18:01You guys, I'm gonna grab a glass of water.
18:02I know, same.
18:03You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:04Okay.
18:05Okay.
18:06Because we are already too loud.
18:08I mean, this is very zen.
18:10So zen.
18:13You're welcome.
18:15I could take a nap here.
18:17Meredith, you've got a whisper.
18:19You've got a whisper.
18:21Whisper.
18:23I know, I'm whispering.
18:25Because we can't be loud in here.
18:27Meredith and I have a love seat.
18:29Snuggle in.
18:30She loves to snuggle.
18:31Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?
18:33No, I'm good.
18:35Why did you get her hair away?
18:37She had a fresh blow out.
18:42It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:47And you poured water on it.
18:49And I had a really bad morning.
18:51Why did you do that?
18:52And it's crusty.
18:53Wait, wait.
18:54Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
18:56Why did we need the mood light and we're in a zen state?
19:01You're a hair expert.
19:02Who cares?
19:03It takes an hour.
19:04It does not take her an hour.
19:05She's an expert.
19:06Your hair is synthetic.
19:08It doesn't take as long.
19:09It is not synthetic.
19:10It's real hair.
19:11Came from a real head.
19:15Had real follicles.
19:17And it feels crusty.
19:18Oh, it does feel crusty.
19:19Yeah.
19:20So it's like people's piss.
19:21I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
19:24I scissor the treatment in.
19:26I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:30And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:33This takes some serious work.
19:35We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:39So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:44And my hair looks like it does.
19:48This is so irritating to me.
19:49Why?
19:50Because what if you ladies were supposed to be my friends,
19:53has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
19:56Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
20:01It's going to be okay.
20:03No, it's not changing.
20:05Brooks is on a flight.
20:06I will not speak to him on Mother's Day.
20:07That was my chance to talk to him.
20:10I'm murdered.
20:11And I'm sad.
20:12Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:15Of course.
20:16It's all about you.
20:20I'm saying at least you get to see your kids.
20:22I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:24Yeah, but that was based on your choices.
20:26Not based on.
20:27It was not based on my choices.
20:28You have no idea what I've been through.
20:30But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:35And you put men before your kids.
20:36You said that.
20:37I did.
20:38But that would be very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:40But then don't judge her based on how she mothers.
20:43I'm not judging her.
20:44When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:46Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:48How is it different?
20:49You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours?
20:53Did you use it to deflect?
20:54No, I did not.
20:55We were in a cooking class.
20:56I didn't even use it.
20:57You were in the middle of the heated argument, and then you start crying.
21:00I didn't.
21:01It isn't the trademark.
21:02The length of your hair.
21:03I body count.
21:04That's just the last straw.
21:07I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:10Oh, no.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:12Wait, what happened?
21:13Wait, nobody's called me.
21:15It's so early there.
21:16It's so early there.
21:17It's so early.
21:18It's not that early.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:20We're eight hours ahead.
21:21I didn't do that.
21:23And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:27Brittany is theatrical all the time, and she has a checklist.
21:30It's like she's in the middle of an argument, and she's like, okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now.
21:34I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:37Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:39I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:41Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:42I need attention.
21:43Did I get enough?
21:44Yes, done.
21:45Check.
21:46You thought I fake cried, or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:49No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:50It was real.
21:51I was real.
21:52No, I'm not kidding.
21:53I really thought it was fake.
21:54It was fully real.
21:55You garnered the sympathy you needed, and everybody softened.
21:59And the whole dynamic changed.
22:00Oh, it changed?
22:01I don't think so.
22:02So we got right back into it.
22:05It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:09I'm sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't
22:14set her off.
22:15It's not fair.
22:16So is that what you do?
22:17You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:20No, but Brittany.
22:21No, that's not what I do.
22:22Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:24If you can, please be quiet.
22:26So sorry.
22:27Sorry.
22:29You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to her.
22:33That's not what I was saying.
22:34No.
22:35But it came across that way.
22:36I'm saying she used it, and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily.
22:39I don't get to see my kids.
22:40You know what?
22:41Because I break my ass to make my relationships with my kids.
22:44Oh, yes.
22:45Don't you dare.
22:46As if I don't, I cannot stand her.
22:49Go away.
22:50Go disengage, Meredith.
22:51Go disengage.
22:52I don't want to be around you.
22:53I don't like you.
22:54You are great.
22:55Good riddance.
22:56Absolutely despicable.
22:57Meredith.
22:58Meredith.
22:59It was all going so well.
23:03Meredith was finally Zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:10You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are.
23:13She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:15We were relaxing, and now Meredith is mad.
23:19You can leave.
23:20You keep using other people's lies.
23:22Yes.
23:23I'm going to do it and do it.
23:24Don't trademark that.
23:25Please be quiet.
23:26Say not to me.
23:27Will you say?
23:28Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:29We're getting kicked out.
23:30To the lady.
23:31Say not to me.
23:50Cousin.
23:51Do you bring wine?
23:52I got wine for getting ready.
23:53Yay.
23:54I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
23:55How do I open it?
23:56Unlock.
23:57Are you squinting at it?
23:58Yeah.
23:59My vision is getting bad.
24:00I just started doing that too.
24:01It's because you're getting old.
24:02It's a horrible thing.
24:03You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life.
24:05Or you can just squint all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:18Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:19Lunch was so beautiful.
24:20We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:22Where were you guys?
24:23In the city?
24:24Yeah, Adronis.
24:25Something like that.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Oh.
24:28Oh, .
24:29Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:33And the snake.
24:34Oh, no.
24:35You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the face when I'm
24:41steaming Whitney's dress.
24:42Have you ever used this before?
24:44Nope.
24:45But I kind of liked it.
24:49I'm serious.
24:50What happened at lunch?
24:52It's sad.
24:53What did you guys talk about?
24:54That was sad.
24:55Meredith.
24:56Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
25:02Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:08Mary?
25:09Mm-hmm.
25:10The news is so sweet.
25:11She started crying.
25:12She loves Meredith so much.
25:13What did she say?
25:14She's just worried about her.
25:18She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:23I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:27I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:33And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:38I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:43Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:46And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:50And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation about someone we love.
25:57And that we're not the only two that see it.
26:04You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:25I just saw Heather's butt.
26:28I just saw full, got a full view.
26:31I wore matching panties.
26:33You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:37It looks insane.
26:38It could be Aegean Sea.
26:40Aegean, Aegean, whatever the it is.
26:44Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:47No.
26:48Oh, my gosh.
26:49Don't tell us.
26:50It is the most painful.
26:51I love that your trees are, I love to read and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
26:57When we built our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
27:02I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:05You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:12It's very rich.
27:13Do you know every tree in the world?
27:15I am obsessed with trees.
27:19We have beautiful trees in front of our house and I will literally talk to them.
27:23I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:26It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:28I'm not a hippie.
27:29I'm spiritual.
27:31I'm spiritual.
27:32They all talk to each other.
27:34There's like a hidden language between trees and, you know, they have personalities.
27:40Like, trees are magic.
27:43Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word
27:47in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:49Like, oh my gosh, you trees talk to each other.
27:52I love that.
27:53What are you talking about?
27:54Just like, I love your bark.
27:56Are you aspen?
27:57Yeah, you're an aspen.
27:58I love aspen.
27:59Aspen is my favorite tree.
28:00It's my favorite tree.
28:01It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:04Amongst themselves or to her?
28:07Whitney, I wanted to ask you.
28:09Did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:12Didn't we all sort of get sick when the...
28:14I know.
28:15That's why I said no.
28:16When the boat sort of did like this?
28:18But yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:20I just started getting emotion sick the last 36 hours.
28:24It wasn't from like...
28:25What's it called?
28:26Drinking in your room.
28:27Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle.
28:31Was it more than what I saw?
28:33You drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:35What is Lisa talking about?
28:37If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:42Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:44Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:47What's your agenda here?
28:50You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:52Britney, you little lush.
28:56I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
28:58Drinking, throwing up.
28:59Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
29:01Are you an alcoholic?
29:02What?
29:03I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up.
29:06From who?
29:07And then start drinking again.
29:08From whom?
29:09What are you doing right now?
29:11Yeah.
29:12Who told you that?
29:13I just heard it in a conversation.
29:15I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night to the point of vomiting, would
29:22go throw up and then just start drinking over it.
29:25That's like an alcoholic.
29:26It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:30Oh my gosh.
29:32From who?
29:33I honestly don't know who said it.
29:35Everyone saw me do this and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:39So, who's talking about me?
29:41Who's making this a thing?
29:42Who's making this a thing?
29:46Make a right aunt.
29:47Be careful, Heather Mary.
29:48Right here.
29:49Right.
29:50Here we are.
29:51So cute.
29:52Oh, I feel like if I would cut it off that we're going down.
29:53Look at this.
29:54Oh my god, this is slippery.
29:55I know.
29:56A slippery slope.
29:57Be careful, Heather and Mary.
29:58Right here.
29:59Right?
30:00Here we are.
30:01So cute.
30:02Oh, I feel like if I cut it off that, we are going down.
30:03Look at this.
30:04Oh, my God.
30:05This is slippery.
30:06I know.
30:07A slippery slope.
30:08Like some of the friendships.
30:09To get anywhere in this town, you have to take stairs.
30:12I know.
30:13I gotcha.
30:14Hold on to the rail.
30:15I'm so glad I didn't wear heels.
30:16Be careful.
30:17You'll break a neck.
30:18Neck.
30:19No.
30:20No.
30:21No.
30:22No.
30:23No.
30:24No.
30:25They have burrata, Lisa.
30:26Oh, I love a burrata salad.
30:27I know.
30:28I love a burrata.
30:29Okay, tell me how they have everything.
30:30Santorinian eggplant cream.
30:31It's a buffalo burrata.
30:32It's a buffalo.
30:33I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk.
30:34No?
30:35Maybe buffalo New York.
30:36Oh.
30:37Buffalo shaped burrata.
30:38We're going to have to ask questions.
30:39Hello, ladies.
30:40Welcome to Barlow restaurant.
30:41Hi.
30:42I am Andreas.
30:43I'll be your waiter for tonight.
30:44Hi Andreas.
30:45Hi Andreas.
30:46If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.
30:47Yes.
30:48Do it.
30:49Do you guys have Sambuca or anise that?
30:50That is good.
30:51Or like a mustija.
30:52It's got the anise.
30:53Come on.
30:54Come on.
30:55Come on.
30:56Come on.
30:57Come on.
30:58Come on.
30:59Come on.
31:00Come on.
31:01Come on.
31:02Come on.
31:03Come on.
31:04Come on.
31:05Come on.
31:06Come on.
31:07Come on.
31:08Come on.
31:09Come on.
31:10How many shots would you like with your mustija?
31:12Who wants a shot of this mustija?
31:14You don't have to.
31:15Yeah, the whole team.
31:16Okay.
31:17I'm tempted, but...
31:18Yeah, the whole team.
31:19It's the whole team.
31:20Oh, never mind.
31:21I'm going to do it.
31:22So we can try it.
31:23Okay.
31:25Okay.
31:26Okay.
31:27But it's fine?
31:28You guys are managing it?
31:29This is my mom's last weekend in her house as they've sold it.
31:33And Todd flew out to kind of last minute swoop in and help get it done.
31:36Um, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think it's wearing on both of them.
31:40Um, so I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.
31:45You seem a little stressed.
31:46I'm really stressed.
31:47A friend of mine is by my mom's house and it's super exciting.
31:51My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th.
31:55So while I'm here, she's packing the last, I mean, they've had that house since I was
31:59six months old.
32:00You know what I mean?
32:01So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping, but she's down to like
32:05the last few things.
32:06And she's like, Todd just said, he called just to be like, are you fine?
32:09You know what's going on?
32:10And she was like, everything's awful.
32:11So he's like, I'm flying out there right now.
32:13Like I feel bad.
32:14I feel like I should be there, but it's also my dad going into memory care.
32:17My mom just having this brain tumor moving out of a house.
32:20She's had for 40 years.
32:22It's just a lot of change for her right now.
32:24It's a lot of change.
32:25Sorry.
32:26Yeah.
32:27Okay.
32:28When you tell me to, when you tell me, you need me to call you, it freaks me out.
32:30Like my stomach drops on my butthole.
32:31You know what I mean?
32:32So you're okay?
32:33Yep.
32:34And you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.
32:39This is the Todd I love.
32:42Didn't have to be asked.
32:45Todd would do anything for my family.
32:47He's so generous.
32:48He's so wonderful.
32:49Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest , but this Todd is there for me no matter what.
33:00Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?
33:05It was so different.
33:06Is everything okay?
33:07Yeah.
33:08Yeah.
33:09Todd just, Todd texted me and was like, can you call me?
33:11He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house.
33:13What did he say about it?
33:14It's just, it's just a lot.
33:15It's a lot there.
33:16Are you stressed?
33:17Uh, yeah.
33:18Is your mom doing any better?
33:19I think yesterday was really hard.
33:21It was Mother's Day.
33:22None of her kids were there.
33:23I think it felt like intense that Todd had to come help.
33:25But it's good.
33:26I'm here.
33:27I'm good.
33:28I'm ready.
33:29Let's have dinner.
33:30Like we're saying here in Greece, it's Yamas.
33:31Yamas!
33:32Yamas!
33:33I've got them trained.
33:34Yamas!
33:35Yamas!
33:36Greek for the week!
33:37Greek for the week!
33:38Yamas!
33:39Who are you Greek guys?
33:40You guys are like basically Greek now.
33:41You're gonna go home.
33:42It smells like perfume.
33:43Can you shoot it?
33:44I like to sip it.
33:45Or we just drink it?
33:46I sip it.
33:47I just lick it.
33:48Don't you think it's interesting?
33:49Tell me.
33:50I've been licking it.
33:51I'm gonna sip it because I love to taste it.
33:52What's the proof of alcohol?
33:53Um, yeah.
33:54I love to like savor the flavor.
33:55Yeah.
33:56It's delicious.
33:57You have to lick it.
33:58You have to lick it.
33:59That's the strongest point of your taste buds.
34:01You know what?
34:02That's gross.
34:03Dude!
34:04Everyone do it like Mary.
34:05Everyone drink it like Mary.
34:06Oh my God.
34:07Is that what I'm doing?
34:08Hey, I've been winning.
34:09Mary, this is what you look like for the record.
34:11Wait, but then you gotta do the face after.
34:13Is that what I'm doing?
34:14Hey, I've been winning.
34:15Mary, this is what you look like for the record.
34:17Yeah.
34:18Wait, but then you gotta do the face after.
34:20That's it.
34:21Do the face after.
34:22No.
34:23Everyone.
34:24I can't.
34:25I don't know.
34:26I like it.
34:29Lisa, I wanna know where the whole like alcoholic thing came from.
34:32Please tell me, like who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic.
34:35I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat.
34:38By who?
34:39I heard it and I told Lisa.
34:41Well, you heard it from who?
34:47I heard it through the grapevine.
34:50From whom did you hear that?
34:52Little birdie.
34:53Who's the little mysterious birdie?
35:00My roommate?
35:05Well, we have to talk about throw up.
35:09I'm not, I'm not outing anyone who said anything.
35:13Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany and that she spent the entire time drinking to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink again.
35:22So I'm not gonna take credit for saying this cause that's not what I said.
35:26What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up on the boat? Did you see this?
35:32And I said, of course I saw it. We roomed together. We shared a bathroom.
35:35I saw her throwing up.
35:37There was no insinuation that she was a drunk, that she was drinking and throwing up.
35:41Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up.
35:44And all I said was, we shared a bathroom.
35:48That's really not cool. Meredith is such a hypocrite.
35:51She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper.
35:55And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me?
35:58Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?
36:01No.
36:02Well, I don't know.
36:03I don't judge.
36:04I don't judge.
36:05But it sounds pretty judgy to say, let us out.
36:07No.
36:08Keiza, let's not joke about that.
36:09Because it's a serious accusation.
36:11I outed Elkie.
36:13Why?
36:14Because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding them again, that's really not great.
36:19Pounding? There was no pounding of drinks. I can't pound drinks.
36:22So Lisa, why are you saying that about Brittany?
36:25We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic?
36:29Nobody called her an alcoholic.
36:32I outed Elkie.
36:33Who said-
36:34Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute.
36:36I'm not talking to you.
36:37I'm not talking to you.
36:38Just because you said-
36:39I didn't say she was.
36:40I didn't point at her and say, alcoholic pill popper.
36:42I asked you.
36:43You said alcoholic lust.
36:44I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
36:46Okay, stop.
36:47Yeah, you did.
36:48That's not less serious.
36:49When I said that to Meredith, you annihilated me.
36:51Did you call her an alcoholic?
36:52That is a double standard.
36:53Don't do that.
36:54She did.
36:55That's not cute.
36:56I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
37:09Okay, stop.
37:10Yeah.
37:11That is a double standard.
37:12Don't do that.
37:13That's not cute.
37:15That's not cute.
37:16Say sorry to her.
37:20Say sorry and then move on.
37:22I'm sorry.
37:23I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:24Okay.
37:25All right.
37:26Excuse me, ladies.
37:28Oh, thank you.
37:29You're welcome.
37:30Moving on from booze and boys.
37:33What about like, you're successful, you're interesting, right?
37:37Your acting history is pretty successful.
37:40I mean, you were-
37:42On the mistletones, which is pretty cool.
37:43You have an IMDB.
37:45You, like, accomplished a lot of people's dreams.
37:46You were on Broadway.
37:47You were on Broadway.
37:48Yeah, I think she's more accomplished than a lot of us.
37:51What?
37:55Can I ask you what you just said?
37:57You said, Brittany's a great actress, and that's nice.
38:00You were standing up for her, and then the last thing you said was,
38:03frankly, Brittany's more accomplished than most of the people at this table.
38:07Yeah, I heard that.
38:08That's weird.
38:09Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other?
38:14Well, how many of us have, like, have been in five or six?
38:16I've sold three businesses.
38:17I'm smart.
38:18I'm talking about, like, she has accolades.
38:19There's more people than that.
38:20You do.
38:21I have design awards and all kinds of other things.
38:24One at a time.
38:26I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of Brittany
38:31having more than them drives them crazy.
38:35I'm not saying anything other than, like, she doesn't relate to her.
38:38She's not, like, a lonely house mouse that doesn't have anything on her resume.
38:41Well, I was called dumb today.
38:43You're delusional.
38:45It's like the lights are on, but no one's home.
38:47The lights are home?
38:49You don't even know what that means.
38:51That's how much they're not on.
38:53Wow.
38:54Not on.
38:55You're getting low, Angie.
38:56It's true, though.
38:57You're calling me stupid.
38:59Everyone here, like, loves to pile on Brittany.
39:02And the truth is, she doesn't, like, sit here and, like...
39:04Okay, so you're her mouthpiece?
39:10You think I'm her mouthpiece?
39:11I'm not trying to be.
39:12I don't want to fight with you guys over Brittany.
39:14Well, you do.
39:15You seem to go real hard.
39:17I do not like the pylons on Brittany.
39:21It's the lowest cum denominator.
39:23Like, she's trying to be a good sport while the bullies are stealing her lunch money.
39:29I can't help it.
39:30I feel if someone comes to my rescue.
39:32It's not like that.
39:33Why don't you come to your own rescue?
39:35I do.
39:36At some point, she's got to stand up for herself.
39:39I know.
39:40Wait, wait, wait.
39:41Heather, we're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends.
39:48There's times where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say, like, this is how you're making me feel.
39:54And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, but it's not the same.
40:00And you're trying to tell everyone how Brittany feels or how they should.
40:03I didn't need to do that.
40:04And it's the mother in you.
40:05I didn't need to do that.
40:06And you need to allow Brittany to find her voice in the group.
40:09Right.
40:10And kind of, like, fight her own battles.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Let her figure it out with Meredith.
40:13Let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in.
40:17No, no.
40:18I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Brittany and the underdog versus what Lisa does for Meredith.
40:24Yeah, but you guys just don't.
40:25I haven't even said what the it is yet.
40:27Shut up.
40:28You shut the up.
40:29Don't ever talk like that to me again.
40:30Lisa.
40:31Stop right now.
40:32I love you.
40:33Just stop.
40:34That was an accident.
40:35That was not on purpose.
40:36Whoa.
40:37Hold my hand, because that's the only way.
40:38Just give me seven seconds.
40:39No, but don't talk to me like that.
40:41Seven.
40:42It was an accident.
40:43It's fine.
40:44I'll buy a new one.
40:45Seven.
40:46I don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do.
40:48I don't like it.
40:49If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her.
40:51I didn't even say anything yet, and you're assuming what I'm going to do with it.
40:56Ladies, excuse me.
40:57Unfortunately, the restaurant will be closed.
41:00Oh, Lord.
41:01So, thank you so much for your visit.
41:03Thank you so much.
41:04Scotty, stop.
41:06Scotty, stop.
41:07Get out.
41:08I want to tell you, like, I never in a million years thought I lived in a form of friendship.
41:12We have to go now.
41:13Okay.
41:14Stop.
41:15And there's a lot of...
41:16He is kicking us out.
41:17I'm sorry.
41:18You have to go now.
41:19He is kicking us out.
41:22This is my country, sir.
41:24Sorry, but this...
41:25This one is close, my lady.
41:31Okay.
41:32This is embarrassing.
41:33First, we get kicked out of the spa, and now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:36We need to get out.
41:37Get out.
41:38Get out.
41:39I'm so sorry.
41:40I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:45Like, it's bad.
41:46Okay.
41:47Wow.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:49This is embarrassing.
41:50I have never...
41:51Please don't forget your stuff.
41:52Don't come back.
41:54Oh, my God.
41:55I'm leaving.
41:56He's like, I don't want you coming back.
41:58Let's get out of here.
41:59I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life.
42:04That was so embarrassing.
42:05Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
42:16My cousin lives in Greece.
42:19Meredith said to me, what did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?
42:25You sold me out, and I don't know who the you're going to use next.
42:29We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong.
42:31We also love her and don't want to hurt her.
42:33You tell her that too then.
42:34Don't say they're kicking around their head.
42:36I have one question.
42:38What is there to talk about?
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