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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
00:08It's a week to me, Greg!
00:10We're going to have an amazing trip.
00:12It's going to be the best week of our lives.
00:14Oh my gosh, there's a step here!
00:16Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
00:20I've been a very, very good friend to you for a very long time.
00:23You lied. You lied.
00:25Do you believe I lied?
00:26If you want to hold a grudge against me over it, then do.
00:29More than due, that's up to you.
00:31No, but think about it. Like, you guys had a miss.
00:34Can Meredith speak for herself?
00:36Yeah. Like, you speak for her.
00:38Meredith, I don't think you have a problem.
00:40I think you're the problem right now.
00:44Okay.
00:45Excuse me.
00:46I'm obviously in trouble now for saying how I really felt.
00:59Good morning, Grace.
01:14Yes.
01:15Golly man upon the end.
01:19Rise and shine.
01:20Hello.
01:27Happy Mother's Day!
01:30It's Mother's Day!
01:32Happy Mother's Day to you!
01:35Heather, we need towels.
01:37Can you call towels?
01:38Can you call towels?
01:39Can you call towels?
01:40We need towels.
01:41Who do I call?
01:42A butler?
01:43Yeah.
01:44Will you call the butler?
01:45Good morning, my little trippy self.
01:50Happy Mother's Day.
01:51I need to heat up the cheese pie.
01:52I want to have it with some milk for sure.
01:53Look at this great photo of me on the fridge.
01:54It's a very nice photo of you.
01:55The friendship commandments.
01:56I really like them.
01:57Wait, I don't understand.
01:58These are our commandments?
02:00Hear ye, hear ye.
02:01Be a woman of your word.
02:02Hear ye, hear ye.
02:03Families are off limits.
02:04Hear ye, hear ye.
02:05Stop the reactive abuse.
02:09Okay, there's a good morning.
02:10Good morning.
02:11Good morning.
02:12Good morning.
02:13My little trippy self.
02:14Happy Mother's Day.
02:15My little trippy self.
02:16Happy Mother's Day.
02:17I need to heat up the cheese pie.
02:18I want to have it with some milk for sure.
02:19Look at this great photo of me on the fridge.
02:20That's a very nice photo of you.
02:21Okay, there's, like, red marks.
02:22Are these things we've done?
02:25I feel like this is check a good thing or a bad thing.
02:29I can't figure it out.
02:30What can't you figure out?
02:31Oh, there you are. What in the world?
02:33What can't you figure out?
02:34So does this mean we did it?
02:35Oh, I regret this.
02:36Okay, so originally it's supposed to be...
02:37Is it check a good thing or a bad thing?
02:39No, it's supposed to be a funny thing,
02:40like a reverse sticker chart.
02:42Just made a little chart
02:43if we're all gonna stick to our commandments we made.
02:45So if I, you know, said something about someone's family,
02:48they could come and block that square out.
02:50What is this?
02:51This is a reverse sticker chart.
02:53You don't want to get marks for this.
02:55We are truly always acting like kindergarteners,
02:57and this is what kindergarten teachers do.
02:59It's a sticker chart.
03:00So I think if you see your entire column is red,
03:04that's bad.
03:06Maybe that'll be, like, a little motivation
03:08to change your behavior.
03:09People with the least marks
03:11will buy a prize.
03:12You stuck to our amendments, you know what I mean?
03:14Yes, I'm already not getting a prize.
03:17This is losing.
03:18I'm hoping just sheer humility and embarrassment
03:21will turn some of this behavior around.
03:23Okay.
03:24I don't want any checks yet.
03:25I want to have my record clean and pure.
03:27Let's give Lisa more checks,
03:28and then she can say,
03:29I didn't do that.
03:30I would like to see other people's violations.
03:31I would like to see other people's violations.
03:32Yes.
03:33Dismiss.
03:34Dismiss.
03:35Okay.
03:36Dismiss.
03:37Dismiss.
03:38Dismiss.
03:39Dismiss.
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41Dismiss.
03:42I'm gonna leave this open.
03:43So when I go potty, you guys can watch me.
03:44Can you step out and fall into the water?
03:45Oh, yeah.
03:46I've got one foot on the edge and the other on a banana peel.
03:47What's up, girlies?
03:48Dun, dun, dun.
03:49Hey, I might push her in.
03:50Oh, no.
03:51After the way she's treated me.
03:52We're in life.
03:53Oh, after the way she's treating me.
03:54I've got one foot on the edge and the other on a banana peel what's up girlies
04:00Hey, I might push her in
04:12How long have you guys been up too long too long good morning hi Mary, how'd you sleep good?
04:20Happy Mother's Day. Oh, James
04:22Yeah, and we're all here on a Mother's Day without our kids
04:29We don't want to say we left our kids on Mother's Day
04:33Mother's Day without our kids I've never had a Mother's Day without them. I know best Mother's Day of her
04:41Honestly, I know I'm not supposed to say that but like a Mother's Day. That's me on a girl's trip with no
04:49Responsibilities this is the Mother's Day that they should have invented
04:53What are we gonna do?
04:55We have so much fun. FaceTime them all day and bring them with us. Hello, we love you
04:59Mother's days are usually bittersweet for me and so it's nice being around other mothers
05:03But at the same time, it's a little difficult seeing how other mothers relate to their kids
05:09In an uncomplicated
05:11Normal way when I have a really complicated
05:15Nuanced relationship with my daughter
05:17So it's nice to be distracted and it's like pouring salt in the wound at the same time
05:22Can I point something out what just that like we're light and bright and having fun and there's one person that's missing?
05:29Okay
05:38Okay, okay, okay shut up for real. Did you talk to Meredith this morning? I messaged her and then she didn't write me back
05:45Okay, so when I saw her she came up to get a coffee. She was mad ish. Why I could just tell she was mad
05:52She came to try to get a coffee and Angie was like, it's a broken
06:09And she went upstairs, okay
06:12You know Meredith still refuses to acknowledge my experience and last night's dinner was no different
06:17I mean, I have no idea where we go from here
06:20I know I shouldn't keep having the same discussion
06:23But I guess I'm just holding out hope that Meredith will swallow her pride
06:27For the sake of our friendship
06:29Angie we're freezing. We want to go get ready. Okay, let's go get dressed. What are we doing? Well, we need to first find Meredith. Yeah, I'm gonna go find her
06:37Lisa Bronwyn Mary and myself are going to ride down. Yeah
06:41Are we are you kidding?
06:44Oh my gosh, we're gonna go ride doggy. I thought I'd put asses on asses
06:51And then Meredith Brittany Heather and Whitney
06:56That's an interesting combo are going to a Greek cooking class. Do you hate me all the sudden? I love you
07:02Even though I'm really frustrated with Meredith. It might be nice to spend some good one-on-one time with her
07:09Are there not enough donkeys on the island for all of us?
07:13Because every time Meredith opens her mouth Lisa is piping in and speaking for her
07:18So maybe she'll actually sit down and talk to us
07:21Hi, you okay? I'm very overtired and I'm tired of being treated like I'm a piece of dirt on the ground
07:38So what do you want to do?
07:40I don't really know the way Heather and Whitney have treated me over these last several weeks
07:45Shows her character. It speaks to who they are. They are mean girls, and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it
07:55I'm just I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood to deal with them. I'm like Whitney. She's not my friend
08:01I'm very tired of Whitney making these false accusations on me. You're gonna call me a liar. Let's do it. Alcoholic
08:10Pill popper
08:12It's exhausting they are damaging and
08:16She needs to worry about herself and her own life and stop projecting it on to me
08:21I honestly don't think it gives me the heebie-jeebies
08:23That she's taken account of full accountability for how she hurt you by saying what she said
08:27No, she didn't hurt me, Mary, because I don't care about her opinion
08:30That's what you're not understanding
08:32You need to tell her how you feel
08:35Well, we'll see
08:36At the end of the day, we got to get through this
08:39We have to
08:40How else are we going to survive?
08:42Have you done these donkeys before?
08:49Oh yeah, Shawn and Electra and I did these last time we were here and it's so
08:54Fun
08:55You're gonna love it. It's a must in Santorini
08:57Hey, let's go
09:04Follow the flag so we don't lose each other
09:07You guys wait for me
09:09No, you're always late and make me walk the streets of Greece by myself
09:14Hey, Lisa just got out of glam
09:15Calimera, Nico
09:17Yes, ma'am
09:18Mwah
09:20So you're going cooking, cooking, me, me, cooking, cooking, cooking, junkie, you're with me
09:27Meredith, how did you feel about the groups?
09:30About the groups of who I'm going with?
09:33Yes, the pairing off of the groups
09:34I'm not real positive
09:35Oh lord
09:37Well, it was in hopes of a positive outcome
09:41I mean if you guys all who where there's tension in the group don't get together
09:46And uh, you know, make amends or find resolve
09:48Then the rest of the trip won't be fun
09:50Given Meredith's mood, I'm actually doing her a favor
09:53I mean donkeys are like, you know, horses are highly sensitive
09:56Like it could throw her off
10:00Ever since the plane it's clear that how I speak is not okay
10:06No one wants to hear what I have to say
10:08I've been told not to speak
10:10I've been told that the way I speak isn't good enough
10:13I'm apparently too educated and speak too eloquently
10:16It has had nothing to do with your education
10:18I too am educated
10:19It had to do with the fact that you're being pretentious
10:22And not connecting with me as a friend
10:24You were dictating to me, you were like teaching me
10:26It was condescending
10:27And I did imitate you because it was frustrating
10:32It's not my job to get you to be a friend to me
10:35Hello
10:38Hi honey, it's my son wishing me a happy mother's day
10:43In the middle of your argument Meredith picks up a phone call from her son
10:46You and she are going
10:48I know, hold on one second
10:49It's it's my daughter
10:50Sweetie, sweetie, I, I, sweetie, I know
10:55I know you're 22
10:56But, mm-hmm, mm-hmm
10:58No, you just have to smooth the dollar out before you put it into the vending machine
11:01Happy Mother's Day to you too, darling, I love you
11:04Mommy loves you, sweetie
11:05Mommy loves you
11:07Like, what, were we doing something important here?
11:10Oh, a thousand pardons
11:11When my child calls, I answer
11:13And if you have a problem with that, what's wrong with you as a mother?
11:18She's taking a phone call
11:20I love you, I'm getting yelled at to hang up the phone on Mother's Day
11:24Sorry
11:25I want to be with my family, I don't want to be here right now
11:49That's how I feel
11:51It's Mother's Day, I'd like to talk to my children and be with my family
11:55I'm happy in Greece, just saying
12:02Same
12:02I love you, Jack and Henry
12:05I love you girls, but
12:06Greetings from Greece
12:08It's very normal to take a phone call
12:13And I just wanted a couple of minutes to hear a happy Mother's Day from my son
12:20Because it was the only opportunity I'd have to speak to him
12:23Pretty disappointing
12:28Look, I'm upset because I felt like I got raked over the coals
12:31And I felt like all of my track record was thrown out the window
12:35And it totally crushed me
12:37And then you never could even like deeply apologize or see that it hurt me
12:41You talked your way out of it
12:43You made it seem like it was quid pro quo
12:45When it absolutely wasn't
12:46And that's okay
12:47We can up
12:48I will maybe step outside my comfort zone and say I up, I'm sorry
12:53And I love you and I do not want to put our friendship at risk
12:56But I did not get that from you
12:57And it makes me question when the next morning I wake up
13:01And I'm still in trouble, still getting cold-shouldered
13:03Like I'm in trouble for you not being okay
13:06And I'm not okay
13:12I am sorry
13:13I don't know what else to say other than that
13:18So is it just me you have tension with?
13:20Or I mean you're with Whitney and Brittany too?
13:23Let's talk about the real issue
13:24Whitney, her feelings are hurt because
13:27Like I would like to hear it from her
13:29Do you once again are doing this?
13:31I'm just saying
13:31General statement
13:32Everybody say what you mean
13:34She goes gray rock
13:35And you pick it up and you speak for her
13:37No, I'm just saying
13:38Say what you mean
13:38Because this is why we're gray rock
13:40Because nobody's saying what they mean
13:43Why do you feel like I'm always after you Meredith?
13:49You are Whitney
13:50No, you can't say that I am because I'm not
13:52You're spreading rumors that I have mental health or substance abuse issues
13:57I'm not interested in your opinions anymore
13:59Well it seems like you are
14:00Meredith don't be an ice queen
14:02Like feel with your heart what your friend is saying to you
14:06She's projecting lies onto me
14:07Like I'm not interested
14:08I am not projecting lies onto you Meredith
14:10That's her experience
14:12Can you please help me understand why you feel that way?
14:14Could you call her a pill popper?
14:18Because you said she's a cheater
14:19I want to hear from Meredith
14:20I want to hear from Meredith Lisa
14:23I feel like this is so unfair for me
14:25I'm sure you do Whitney and I'm sorry you feel that way
14:30Great let's go
14:31Okay I love it
14:31Okay
14:32GTFO have fun with your baklava
14:36Everyone come on we're gonna have a great time
14:38What do you think those letters mean on the door?
14:47Come in
14:49Welcome
14:49You think they're house numbers?
14:51Meredith
14:53Are you leaving?
14:54I have nothing left to say
14:56What in the world?
14:57I don't know what to do
14:58Do we just go in?
14:59What do we sit here in the sun and wait for her?
15:00No
15:02She's not coming let's go have fun
15:04She's gonna have to walk this whole path again in her heels
15:07I know
15:07In her mini skirt
15:08My name is Giovanni and welcome you know
15:21So glad to meet you
15:24I'm just so
15:24Hi I'm Heather
15:28Nice to meet you
15:29Welcome darling
15:31Welcome to the most beautiful place you know
15:34We are so excited to be here
15:40Are you from Santorini?
15:42No I'm coming actually from uh Crete
15:45From Crete?
15:45I am half Greek and half Italian
15:48I'm like a Greek salad
15:49A Greek salad
15:50I love it
15:50Giovanni
15:52He's kind of given a Zeus vibe
15:54Like not the Greek god I imagined
15:57But he will definitely do
15:58Our friend Angie is Greek
16:00And her family is from Crete
16:01Yeah
16:01Yes
16:02Really?
16:02That's why we're here
16:03We have a lot to talk about
16:04She's gonna be joining us later right
16:06And hopefully at that point
16:07Meredith will have joined
16:09Maybe she went off to ride the donkeys
16:11Donkey riding in a mini skirt would be itchy
16:19Hi how are you
16:20It's so nice to meet you
16:21Hi
16:22So nice to meet you
16:23Are the donkeys nice?
16:24Do they bite?
16:27Bite what do you?
16:28Yes do they bite?
16:28Yes of course
16:29Oh they bite?
16:30Okay
16:31Did he just say yes they bite?
16:32Yes they bite?
16:33For real?
16:33Will they bite me?
16:34Of course yes
16:35I'll bite in Greece
16:36Greek
16:36Of course
16:37Bite
16:37No no no
16:38They're not gonna bite you
16:40How do you say that?
16:40How do you say that in Greek?
16:42They don't bite
16:43No problem no no no no
16:45No it's gonna go like this
16:46Boy or girl?
16:47Yes
16:47I have never been on a donkey before
16:50She looks like a snippy little bitch
16:52She's beautiful
16:53Thank you so much
16:54And you're beautiful
16:55Thank you thank you
16:57It's hard not to look cute standing next to an ass
17:00No
17:01Okay I can get on
17:02Of course
17:02Okay
17:03Oops let me get my shoe in
17:06One two
17:07Oops
17:08Sorry
17:08I get on horses all the time
17:10Usually
17:11I can
17:11I can
17:12Okay
17:13Oh
17:13Okay
17:14Okay
17:14Okay
17:16Okay
17:17Okay lady
17:18Yes
17:19Come on come on come on
17:20Okay
17:21Pomme
17:22Oh my
17:22Pomme Pedia
17:23I love it
17:25Oh look at this
17:26What do you call a donkey that has a degree?
17:30What?
17:30A smart ass
17:32Oh that's a good one
17:36When my dad lived in his village
17:38This is the transportation they had
17:40Oh my gosh
17:41They didn't even have cars
17:42This is how they got around
17:44Yeah
17:44Yeah
17:45And he would pack the mule with groceries
17:49And walk it 17 miles down the mountain when he was 10
17:52Barefoot
17:52That's 17 miles
17:53Mind you
17:54And then he would take loads of groceries and food
17:57And trade it for other things that they needed
17:59Oh my gosh
18:00This is more than a donkey ride through Santorini
18:03For me it's so much deeper than that
18:06Because it's like getting a glimpse of my dad's childhood
18:09I picture this 10 year old little boy
18:11And how grateful he was just to have a donkey
18:15While we drive Porsches and Range Rovers
18:18I mean we're all so blessed with our lives
18:22Is anybody else not enjoying this besides me?
18:25Why don't you like it Mary?
18:27I mean I feel bad for this little boy that I'm
18:30I feel like I'm on his back
18:31Oh my
18:32Not upstairs
18:33No, no, no
18:34No, no, no, no
18:36No
18:36I don't like this
18:39Oh my god
18:40I just didn't see grease coming with riding a donkey
18:43No
18:44Oh my god
18:45Like you got these beautiful views
18:47You got the water
18:48And my outfit's cute too
18:50I look cute
18:53On a donkey
18:56Oh my god
18:58Coming up
18:59Am I allowed to like be upset for five minutes?
19:01We knew that we were going to be in Greece on mother's day
19:05We all chose to be here
19:07And now the surprise
19:24Oh
19:25Hello
19:25This is our show
19:27George
19:27Good to meet you
19:28George
19:29George is cooking the traditional you know
19:31Okay here's the chef
19:32Greek and Mediterranean taste
19:33Yes
19:33Okay
19:34So nice to meet you
19:36Hello
19:42So tell us everything
19:43What are we making today?
19:44Moussaka
19:45Greek moussaka
19:46Greek moussaka
19:47We put some veggie olive oil
19:49Okay
19:51Hi
19:52Welcome
19:53Welcome
19:53You are welcome
19:57Oh
19:58Thank you
19:58Please
20:00I have no choice but to go back
20:02I'm stranded otherwise
20:04It's not exactly what I want to do but
20:07Where else am I going?
20:09I can't walk back
20:11My name is Giovanni
20:12Meredith
20:13Pleasure to meet you
20:14George
20:15Our chef
20:15And we do a beautiful cooking lesson here
20:18Lovely
20:18Please
20:19Thank you for welcoming me
20:20Enjoy a little bit of the wine
20:25Please my dear
20:26Thank you
20:27You're welcome
20:28Yamas
20:29Yamas
20:30Yamas
20:30So
20:34One more
20:35Yamas
20:35Yamas
20:42The tomato comes from Sadorini
20:45We make a paste
20:47Oh my gosh I love it
20:49Can I hold it?
20:49Please
20:50Oh my gosh
20:52This is a beautiful history from here
20:57We've got salt
20:58Look at that
20:59Yeah
20:59So the ladies they start to make moussaka now
21:02Oh
21:03I'm making my own moussaka
21:04And my own little terrine
21:05Exactly
21:06Oh I love this
21:07Mine's gonna
21:07With a little bit help from us
21:09So first we put the fried potato
21:11A little salt and peppers
21:13We put on the top as well eggplant
21:15Okay
21:16Watch me place this eggplant
21:19The next
21:20The meat
21:21Exactly
21:23And the last
21:24Thank you
21:24You're welcome
21:26It's lovely
21:28What's happened
21:28Are you okay?
21:29I am okay
21:30Can I help you?
21:31Oh you're so kind
21:32Honest
21:32Honest
21:32Unfortunately some of the women
21:34Haven't been so kind
21:35A walk off safety
21:38I'm sad I miss my son on Mother's Day
21:41I won't get to talk to him
21:46Sad
21:46The wine make us so happy
21:53Well she's not happy
21:55No I'm not happy
21:56It's gonna be okay
21:57No it's it's not changing
21:59Brooks is on a flight
22:00I will not speak to him on Mother's Day
22:02That was my chance to talk to him
22:03And I'm sad
22:05That's the one thing that isn't very important
22:07It's me
22:11And I'm hurt
22:11And I'm sad
22:13Well I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years
22:15So of course
22:17It's all about you
22:22Anyhow
22:26Like really
22:28You can't even feign happiness for our sweet host here
22:32Like he's working his little heart out
22:35Look how strong
22:36You're so strong
22:37That's heavy
22:38I don't know it just feels like
22:39Meredith is just using this not being able to talk to Brooks thing
22:42As deflection to not have to answer hard questions
22:48I'm sorry you missed the opportunity
22:52I wonder how cooking is going
22:54Not as fun as this
22:55I can't imagine well
22:57I feel like these little things become exacerbated
23:01But like there's situations that can all be resolved with a conversation
23:05And I think it can be overwhelming when you're in it
23:08But the thing is is in a friendship you have to be comfortable being fallible
23:11Like as people we make mistakes
23:13And if you want to have a deep friendship with someone you have to let them see
23:16The parts of you that aren't good
23:18As hard as it is she also needs to own what she has said
23:22Not just wait for you to come to her rescue
23:24And you to talk her way out of it
23:27You have been helping her and maybe you should step back
23:30So she has to find her voice
23:31It's so hard for me to step back
23:33She wants you to keep doing that for her
23:35So she doesn't have to do it
23:37And that's the thing is Meredith and Heather have to figure it out for themselves
23:40If they're going to have a relationship you can't figure it out for them
23:44I hear what you guys are saying
23:46It's going in one ear and out the other
23:49I'm like a real loyal friend like
23:50But I'm never going to stop defending Meredith
23:53I'm a great friend to her she's a great friend to me
23:57I don't know I'm praying for Meredith
23:58I feel like something's off
24:02I'm a sister
24:03We're really, really
24:04I feel like a girl
24:04I know that I'm just going to get her
24:07But I don't feel good
24:08She's going to be like, I'm out of here
24:08We're really, really
24:09We're really looking out for you
24:10She's got her
24:11We're really looking out for you
24:12I'm going to be like, I'm going to be a queen
24:13I'm going to be a queen
24:14I'm going to be a queen
24:15Welcome! Welcome, opa! I'm Giovanni, you are welcome. Hi, Giovanni. How are you doing? So nice to meet you.
24:33Nice to meet you. Who is the Greek one? I am the Greek. Hey! Welcome, Angie. Oh, you smell like donkey!
24:41You smell like donkey. Welcome, the ladies.
24:47Hello! From Creta. Welcome, Siniyasa. We started with a salad. Thank you. It's amazing.
24:56This is a tomato frites. Siniyamas. Siniyamas. Cheers, friends. Siniyamas.
25:03How is donkey riding? I love donkey riding so much. I loved my donkey.
25:10I thought we had fun, but you guys coming back, you have twice as much energy as us. Like, they're out laughing us.
25:16So did you guys get anywhere, though? Seriously. What do you mean? Just anywhere. Like, you guys didn't talk?
25:21Well, Meredith expressed that she was upset about Mother's Day. Do you want to tell that part, Meredith?
25:26Oh, just that I'm not gonna get to talk to my son. Just made me sad, because it's been a bit of a rough day, and it would have been nice for me.
25:41Join the club. Exactly. But that was not true. You're upset about all of it.
25:47Of course I was upset about all of it. Of course. That's what I was saying to you.
25:52When it comes to your emotions, I think it has really nothing to do with Mother's Day.
25:58It has to do with, like, our feelings with our friendships.
26:01Am I allowed to, like, be upset for five minutes?
26:04You don't get to use that to detour, so we're all begging you to be a part of it.
26:08That should not be used as a detour.
26:10And I'm here, and I'm showing up for my friends, and I'm showing up for my girl, and I'm having a great time,
26:14because we knew that we were going to be in Greece on Mother's Day. We all chose to be here.
26:20We need to go back to ground zero, and that is Whitney and Meredith are not getting along,
26:25because Whitney feels one way, and Meredith feels another way.
26:37What I said about you...
26:39Meredith, look at me.
26:41What I said about pill-popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap, and it's not appropriate.
26:49And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
26:59Okay, great.
27:02I should have never called Meredith those things, but that doesn't take away my concern for my friend.
27:12So there we go. We're moving. We're making headway.
27:16Yeah.
27:19Yama!
27:21Yama!
27:22Yama!
27:23Yama!
27:24Yama!
27:25Yama!
27:26Thank you so much.
27:27Thank you so much.
27:28Bye-bye.
27:29Now that's the man you should be looking to get a phone number.
27:31That's right.
27:32How do you know I have...
27:33How do you know I don't already have it, guys?
27:34You don't.
27:35You see his Rolex?
27:36Okay, you guys, let's go and get ready for dinner.
27:38No.
27:39I'm glad you're going to go.
27:40Just kidding.
27:41it's so beautiful i keep almost falling asleep is anybody else tired is anybody i'm not tired
27:51one bit ready to run a marathon i haven't even when he's like are you ever gonna shower
28:01but are you i shower every day oh my god but are you you're not in the room a 10-2 and a shower
28:08what does that even mean meredith does a 10-1-2 every time and she's she shouts it from the
28:14rap what does that mean is that true meredith huh i'm sleeping yes that's true so what is a 10-1-2
28:24tell her meredith p a 10-1-2 is a p and a poo oh i forgot about the two part i only do the 10-1
28:35andy did a 10-2 before we went on the donkey and i had to use the men's room because she was taken
28:39so i did not i did a five second 10-1 and then your donkey did a big old 10-2
28:44good luck oh it's watery we got meredith to save 10-1-2 so many times
29:02okay let's go get in the pool and grab a drink and get our swimsuit yeah let's go enjoy we're
29:19gonna do that right now oh the perfect time of day is it a pool party yes well how about this
29:27we got tequila oh i'm not drinking that i only drink my own
29:34oh no meredith it's a pool party not a business meeting i'm so sorry we you probably mixed up the
29:40invitations well hello honey oh damn how about an applause for the reveal okay that was a good one
29:50one for funniest that's a cute swimsuit i'm trying to reset restart have some fun and hopefully we get
29:59there this time this is nice come with me hurry what i have to do i don't know how to just come
30:05with me around the corner let's have a doggy paddle race i'm betting on whitney i'm betting on whitney too
30:11are you guys ready yeah on your mark get set go you guys had a slow start what is this how did i even
30:20bet on this faster faster she's catching up hurry go go i'm gonna be meredith inspired by meredith mark
30:31you gotta she's gonna she's gonna put her foot through the skirt i know
30:50here we go this is the meredith we've been waiting for come on out
30:55i don't understand the switch but god i'll take it i love it and this is for mrs marx
31:05mrs marx that is so sweet i don't like flowers is that crazy i never want flowers as a gift
31:12because they die i want like stuff meredith those are beautiful who's it from
31:19happy mother's day i know happy mother's day everybody do you usually come here and get other
31:25cuisines no we well actually electric gets sushi electra is rejecting everything greece including
31:31the food in the country does she identify as greek well right now she identifies um mostly as just
31:38with her horse stuff that's like her life she's a teenager school yes your school and then she rides
31:43five and six skirts into your bag exactly you know i've never changed at school i did i did i did twice and
31:49i got busted the second time and i wanted to die oh my gosh when did you have your first kiss
31:55do you remember yeah heather got one of the hottest guys in our high school and they dry humped wait
32:02here's the funny dry humped what i don't think this shrimp got dewormed
32:09speaking of the first kisses have you ever kissed a girl yes oh okay well i need how many
32:19a handful oh my god did you go to second base yeah i've done more than just kiss girls second base i've
32:29done more than everybody here with a girl how about that are we clear i've never kissed a girl i've
32:34never kissed a girl okay well can we get whitney out here please i mean share share
32:39help me why do you help they're asking me if i've ever kissed a woman i'm the only person out here
32:45with anything to share can you sit down and answer some questions the rest of us have morals oh how did i
32:51know that was coming i mean i've been told since my first kiss that i'm a great kisser i liked it
32:57brown one must be kind of dry out there if the pet got her excited so if none of you have kissed a
33:02girl no would you want to no i have kissed hundreds though what hundreds of women no tell it all that's
33:11as funny as i get it's first base you said in hundreds like 367. how do you keep to count on your
33:21excel sheet yes i've been doing these spreadsheet things since college 300 that's it that's how many
33:30members are in my church what was the worst rule you guys broke in your households growing up my mother
33:36was out of town i'm not even sure she knows this to this day so i hope mom never hears this i'm calling
33:41peachy so when she was out of town we had the most crazy massive party when i was in high school i
33:49was the youngest like everyone was older than me and then we broke
33:58this is dish that's how we got in trouble
34:01oh you broke a dish
34:10and yeah oops sorry mom jeeves bring us the glue this is i cannot believe this story if it only took
34:19her what 40 years to admit she broke that dish love you merida's gonna be a grandma being like one time on
34:27a plane i totally overreacted nobody else has any stories the greek nightlife is calling should we go
34:35change get ready yeah go out it is getting late so what are we all what are we wearing are we going
34:39boardroom bikinis no boardroom no no no we're gonna let it loose tonight meredith don't you dare come out
34:44a blazer i'm gonna be bored sexy grecian vibes
35:00i don't have my shoes i'm just gonna wear some sparkly flats you look good you ready no
35:20i'm gonna stay here i just need rest i have to rest so the jet light's been rough this time around huh
35:25you're just tired okay well get your jammies on you got your blankie i do okay see you i love making
35:33marks on that do you make this mark here that's for whitney move it over oh you've been giving the
35:38marks for waiting for something else scratching that mark out well you look like you are some sort of
35:46austrian pummel thrower you look like you could do the shot put and you better watch your face
35:51face there goes my prada bag gold gold medal oh i ripped my purse when i threw it ladies let's head
36:01on out hi nikos nikos nikos oh my gosh watch out watch out everybody in thank you all my step kids
36:13woke up how do you find america oh you do look like spetslana this is our eastern european olympian
36:21spetlana this is her handler an agent if she gets messy if she's like face you can call her a high
36:27body count drunk but those those predictions will be in there i trademarked high body count you did
36:36that's not yours you can't trademark that that's i stole it i'm asking my attorney if we can take her
36:43trademark britney why would you do that i was the one that took it on the chin that's why i think that's
36:49super embarrassing that you would go and it's a little hard no it is embarrassing that you would
36:55take something someone else said and patent it the person who has not had a witty line other than ting
37:02ting ting in her entire life trademarks my line that looks like high body count hair to try and make
37:10money off it she's the side cart on my car trying to get on my gravy train you're not flattered by it
37:18at all not at all were you gonna trademark it all's fair in love and trademarks sorry angie don't be a
37:26sore loser i'm not that mad i just think it's kind of embarrassing and weird that you would do that i'm
37:31the one that had the hair ratted you should make it like people want their hair to look like this
37:36is that what you're saying like they're gonna buy your product yeah britney yeah you what's wrong with
37:42my hair i love my hair your hair's gotten better it's still way too long for your age i'm not no
37:47are you kidding me my ours is longer yeah in fact when i look at you it's the same length as lisa and yours
37:53no when i see britney's hair i'm like oh my god my hair's almost as long as britney's and i just feel like
37:58it looks a little cheap i'm not even i'm just oh my gosh and it makes me want to cut my hair or take
38:03the length off a little bit
38:15hey guys we're here thanks nico go friend thank you let's go out yes oh tango
38:28we should order some drinks you guys this is so beautiful this is even a better view than we had
38:39last night you know in the summer this is like insane amazing have you been here in the summer
38:46i've only been off a boat here once this is so pretty wait do you guys want to hear
38:50our new business venture oh no we already pitched it earlier meredith asked me if my straw worked could
38:58i drink out of my straw and i said it would be great if i had a flask inside that you could drink out
39:03of cute and then meredith said so we're gonna patent ting ting ting we don't have an announcement
39:10because it's secret oh congratulations that is so creative very high body gown but britney it's
39:20embarrassing that you would do that that's like ditzarella seriously look how like britney's all proud of
39:35herself like it was like she came up with that i am proud of myself but what did you do i think it's
39:40fantastic you had bad hair and i said it
39:46i think that you're like strangely jealous of my hair
39:53what maybe your hair doesn't curl easily i mean i don't know no one has any problem with my hair
40:00other than you i'm in my lane baby like maybe there's something about me that is threatening i
40:06don't i literally don't know why you're so obsessed with my hair my trademarks my business moves all of
40:11that what what's the deal it's there's no jealousy i think i've been really nice to you except for in
40:16the van right here i think i think it's really weird that you trademarked lisa is it out your line
40:23it's not someone else's tm it is my line oh so just because you thought of the same thing i'm
40:30supposed to give up my trademark to you i know hell no she didn't think of the same thing she said it
40:35first she said it only but you didn't think of it here's the thing you had some crazy ass hair and
40:41she made fun of it she said it and she did not invent high body count hair she said it but she made
40:48a famous so if somebody said you look like a slut what do you now own the word slut
41:02i i was smart enough to do it first oh god i wasn't smart enough
41:08now you sound like a fool brenny high body count supposed to be funny i have a high body count
41:19outfit on but low body count hair like that's funny and to sit and attack over and over how someone
41:24looks and like it just i don't i know marit doesn't like when it happens to her i don't like it when it
41:29happens to me i didn't say anything about her hair or her bronzer don't lump everybody it was a little
41:34marit and i didn't say anything about her hair neither of us said anything don't make this a group
41:38conversation so she can dish it out to everyone else but can't take it because she does all i'm
41:43saying there's a reason everyone turns in look around us right now we are in greece we're supposed
41:49to be out having fun and instead we're hyper focused on trademarks and hair well let's be done with
41:54the conversation then are you okay yeah i'm okay okay then that's all that matters cheers to santorini
42:02santorini to santorini happy mother's day i'm trademarking that
42:12next time on the real housewives of salt lake city oh wait whoa watch out it's under the door
42:17uh-oh i slipped a nip it'll be fine i'm a little worried about i'm concerned i was told that she was
42:24non-stop drinking all day and night she's suffering and i can see it i haven't even said what the
42:31it is yet shut up and let me shut the up don't ever talk like that lisa i love you but you've got
42:38it's up
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