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00:00Previously on Vanderpump Rules, okay, everybody, this is Angelica, and she's gonna be...
00:12I almost wanted to catch her.
00:14You ever, like, Puerto Rico now talk to me back there?
00:18No, you kind of make me nervous.
00:20Do I?
00:20So I still live with my ex.
00:22You still live with your ex?
00:23I know.
00:23It just seems like a little bit of a red flag.
00:27I could get used to this.
00:28Could you?
00:29Yeah.
00:29Do you want, like, a serious thing, or are you still living your single boy life?
00:35I'm falling out of love.
00:40Why are they being so cute right now?
00:42I'm gonna throw up.
00:43I'm sorry, but are these bitches back the f*** together?
00:46It's like the next day you and Kim, it's like nothing happened.
00:48It's good for us.
00:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:50I've been there for Marcus a million times, and so the first time I'm like, oh, f*** this s***, I'm done.
00:56Marcus, you literally look like a dumbass, and so does Kim.
00:58The things that he said in those texts are unforgivable.
01:01Then you're gonna make me out to be the bad guy?
01:03You haven't seen me pissed yet.
01:04You need to say to your girlfriend, Natalie is my friend.
01:07I felt that there was a boundary crossed for me personally with the way that you were texting him.
01:12You're a dumb bitch.
01:14She sent me some stupid-ass bitch telling me I'm a world-class bitch.
01:17We're talking this s*** about her to Marcus.
01:19Once me and Venus fell out, 100% went to everyone to serve and told them everything Venus has ever said about him.
01:24Who?
01:25Of course Marcus!
01:26You're f***ing you.
01:27Watch your mouth.
01:28Girl, don't act like you're not always f***ing crazy.
01:31You're a fake-ass bitch.
01:32Okay, perfect.
01:33Michael.
01:33Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
01:35Let's go.
01:36Let's go.
01:38You know it's your time.
01:42These are the best days of our lives.
01:47Just raise your glasses high.
01:51This one's for you tonight.
01:55I got my mind, got my wallet, got my peace, got my leather, got my life, got my power.
02:03Cheech, take the shoes off.
02:05Dude, you're leaving them off.
02:06Look this way.
02:07You're cutting your feet out.
02:08Dude, you're going to get the floor all dirty.
02:10Come on, I've been sweeping the .
02:12I've been sweeping the floor.
02:16Let's change your little diapy.
02:18Come on, come on, come on.
02:21Good boy.
02:22Not too tight for you.
02:28The whole DJ set starts in my satchel just a little bit.
02:32We're not on the clock.
02:33I wish you brought tequila though.
02:37Ew.
02:46Hello, hello, hello.
02:48Okay.
02:59That's not good.
03:00It's open!
03:01Hi.
03:02Hi, baby.
03:03I'm singing.
03:04Obviously, you're always singing.
03:05Are you recording?
03:06I'm just trying to come up with ideas to record.
03:08A lot of people move to LA to be actors, singers, models, etc.
03:12And a lot of people are actually really bad at those things.
03:17Real singers.
03:18Use this mic.
03:19But I can really sing and act.
03:22I was Millie Bobby Brown's body double.
03:24I don't know.
03:25I made friends with her brother.
03:26We've kissed a little.
03:27Best day of his life.
03:29Like, each artist.
03:30Come in.
03:31Hola.
03:32Hi, honey.
03:33Feel free to talk into the mic.
03:34Get you some coffee that I made for you.
03:36I need coffee immediately.
03:37I want to be cracked out so I can run my mouth.
03:39We're literally matching.
03:41Ryan and Natalie are my ultimate ride or dies.
03:43Like, I would trust my life with them.
03:44Okay, yeah.
03:45Well, you need to run your mouth.
03:46I need to do that immediately.
03:47Just like every human, we all have life necessities.
03:50Water, oxygen.
03:52We have a lot to discuss.
03:54Talking .
03:55And there's not much else you need.
03:57You left the pool party to work at TomTom.
04:00Yeah.
04:01As soon as you left, like, it was a bloodbath.
04:03Kim got in my face and he was like,
04:05you're a psychotic bitch.
04:07You're the psychotic bitch.
04:08I have so many things, but I'm the psychotic bitch.
04:11I'm scared to go to work later.
04:14Yeah, same.
04:15I'm still trying to figure out, like,
04:16what I'm going to say to Marcus because
04:18I'm ending our friendship today.
04:20That's crazy.
04:21I need to move on with my life
04:23and be around people who uplift me,
04:25not someone where every time I leave their presence,
04:28leaves me drained.
04:29Me and Marcus have been close for a little over a year now.
04:32Marcus is the closest straight male friend that I have had.
04:36As an adult, that really made me feel like he's my safe space.
04:40I can be myself.
04:41But the second that he started blasting my dirty laundry
04:44all over, sir.
04:45I just got this goddamn text from dumbass Gabby.
04:48Like, tell me, like, how low-class name all this stuff.
04:50I'm like, all these people are coming against me right now.
04:53That safe space and trust was completely gone.
04:57Keep doing you.
04:58Get back to your manifesting, your writing.
05:00You're writing your raps.
05:02Exactly.
05:03Which I want to hear one, please.
05:05Here's the mic.
05:06Can you do it?
05:07Bitch, I'm from Texas.
05:08Bitch, you know I'm from Texas.
05:10Sleeping on bitches like Nyquil.
05:11Dunking on bitches like O'Neil.
05:12Hair down my back to the Orangefield.
05:14Yeah, I'm cutting off bitches all year.
05:15Standing on business because I know that I got it.
05:17Everything that I do is iconic.
05:19Selling the ship like I'm some pirate.
05:21No, I'm not Peter.
05:22Bitch, I'm from the revamp.
05:24Yay!
05:40How are you?
05:41Good, how are you?
05:42I'm doing good.
05:43You're warm.
05:44You're warm?
05:45No, I'm not.
05:46I'm cold.
05:47How are you feeling?
05:48I mean, just another day.
05:50Am I okay with just the bread basket for now?
05:54I think so for now.
05:55Okay, you got it.
05:56Hi, ladies.
05:57Hi, gorgeous.
05:58Hi.
05:59How are you?
06:00I'm so good.
06:01How are you?
06:02Good.
06:03I love the buns.
06:05So is tonight going to be busy?
06:06How many people do we have?
06:07160 something?
06:08Oh.
06:09We were playing this game last night, saying what everyone would be if they were a food.
06:12So why am I a hot fudge sundae?
06:13You're like a perfect dessert.
06:15I think he puts baby backwards.
06:16Okay.
06:17I need to clean up after.
06:18Oh, no.
06:19I wouldn't think of any of you.
06:20Oh, wow.
06:21No.
06:22How about you with Mr. Oh, my God.
06:24I literally want to throw up.
06:25Don't even say his name.
06:26Jason, you can't go behind the bar.
06:28What if I'm a bartender one day?
06:29You're not going to be a bartender one day.
06:31What happened?
06:32I thought that we were good.
06:33I had a vibe.
06:34The pool party was great.
06:35Okay, what happened?
06:36Well, we went to Barney's, and it was great.
06:39Same vibes.
06:40Like, you guys were playing pool.
06:41Right away, I kind of clocked the fact that he knew every single girl at Barney's.
06:44Like, that was kind of like a red flag.
06:45It's just like something I noticed.
06:46You know what I'm saying?
06:47Yeah.
06:48And then he saw some girl from across the bar that he either worked with or recognized
06:52or had a thing with.
06:53I don't know.
06:54But he was like, oh, I'm going to go say hi.
06:55So then I just didn't follow him to go say hi to this girl because I don't know her.
06:59Right.
07:00And I turn around maybe five minutes later, and she's sitting in his lap.
07:04And they're all over each other like this, sharing a moment.
07:07And I'm like, what the ?
07:09This is some kind of hello.
07:11Jason and I spent the entire day canoodling at the pool.
07:14And at the end of the day, he's canoodling another girl.
07:16This man is a serial canoodler.
07:18Watch out for him.
07:19I'm like, internally screaming.
07:21My heart's beating fast as .
07:23Really?
07:24I feel a little bit, like, weird that what happened at the bar, I guess.
07:28Yeah.
07:29She saw the other girl, like, kind of kissing on me and stuff.
07:33Then she laughed upset.
07:34And this man unfollowed me on Instagram.
07:36Wait, what?
07:37And I asked him, like, why did you unfollow me?
07:39He's like, long story.
07:40Don't think about it.
07:41And then I also unfollowed her on Instagram.
07:43I think she could handle the situation differently.
07:46It would have been really cool if Angelica came up to me and just grabbed me by the shirt and start making out with me.
07:51I'd be like, yeah, that's mommy.
07:53The unfollow thing is not a big deal.
07:55But she just kind of got really emotional with me.
07:57It scared me.
07:58Dude, I wouldn't even stress about it.
08:00And that's how I dealt with it.
08:01Click of the button.
08:02Boom.
08:03She's going to get over it.
08:04Luckily, you saw this side of him that isn't your cup of tea soon.
08:07Yeah.
08:08And if that's just his vibe and it's not for you, then just say thank you next.
08:11Yeah.
08:12That's why I wore my tall heels today.
08:13So I can towel over him.
08:14That part.
08:18Did we want to put any other food in aside from goat cheese balls?
08:21Okay, perfect.
08:22You got it.
08:23What a trio.
08:24I know, I'm ready.
08:25What a treat.
08:26I'd rather be behind here tonight than out in the restaurant, honestly.
08:29You have your barrier.
08:33I need a glass of Prosecco, honestly.
08:36Oh, you got to talk to Marcus?
08:37I'm going to have to mentally prepare.
08:39I feel like Marcus has abandonment issues from losing both of his parents.
08:45But I have been in toxic relationships in the past, and I'm not trying to relive it through
08:50my friends anymore.
08:52There are two that haven't spoken to you?
08:54No, none of them.
08:55No.
08:56Marcus can nothing?
08:57The last shift I worked, they didn't even say hi to me or look me in the face.
09:02Wow, this is weird as .
09:05Yeah.
09:06I feel free, honestly, because I'm not letting them infiltrate my mind.
09:12It's not my issue.
09:14Hey.
09:15Hey, Angelica.
09:16Hi, Angelica.
09:17Um, do you want to talk in the back to me real quick?
09:20Yeah.
09:21I got this girl.
09:22Okay.
09:23I figured we can, like, go outside because it's just, like, quiet and chill.
09:27Do you want to get your jacket?
09:28Okay, I'm just going to grab it really quick.
09:30All right, I'll wait.
09:31I'm walking into this conversation a little scared.
09:34You know, everything seems a little overblown, like, high intensity, and this girl was so,
09:39like, fire.
09:40But maybe I'm stepping in a field of landmines.
09:45You want to sit here?
09:46So, what'd you think about, like, our time at the party and everything like that?
09:58I mean, I thought we were having a great time, no?
09:59No, I did too.
10:00But then when we went to, like, Barney's, I felt like then I saw, like, a different side
10:06of everything.
10:09Yeah.
10:10So, like, my one friend that I was actually going to introduce you to, she just kind of,
10:17like, started being, like, really flirty with me, which was strange.
10:20I thought you were going to come, like, save me.
10:22I feel like you could definitely handle yourself.
10:26That's what I was doing, but at the same time...
10:28I didn't look like it.
10:32I was definitely hurt, honestly.
10:33After spending the entire day together, and you know what I've, like, been going through,
10:36it really hurt me.
10:37Like, it hurt, and, like, I felt like my whole chest, like, squeezed.
10:41I'm sorry.
10:42I was genuinely vulnerable with Jason, so I still live with my ex.
10:46This is actually the person that I wanted to marry and, like, have kids with, but they
10:49didn't want to be with me anymore.
10:51It sucks when you know it's over and you have to move on.
10:54I hate putting myself out there just to get disrespected.
11:00This is bringing me back to, like, how I felt in my last relationship.
11:04Do you have a situation going on?
11:06I'm not in a relationship, but I have options.
11:10I mean, I'd expect you to. I have options, too.
11:12Yeah, I'm being completely honest.
11:13But, like, I'm telling you exactly where I'm coming from.
11:15I'm getting out of a breakup. I still live with my ex.
11:17But, like, every time I ask you, you kind of dance around it.
11:19I gave Angelica a lot of grace, like, for crying out loud.
11:23You're going back home from the bar to sleep next to your ex.
11:26I am just talking to a friend, and I'm going back home by myself to sleep in my bed all alone.
11:31The closest comfort I get is Chris flushing the toilet at 2 a.m.
11:34Options were there, and, I mean, you came in and.
11:38Okay, well, I'm definitely not an option.
11:40So, just saying that, I feel like you do hide some things.
11:45It gives me a bad vibe, I'm not going to lie, so.
11:47Well, on my perspective, we just met.
11:50The fact that you're just jumping so hard into, like, where you wanted to be as a relationship.
11:55I don't want to be in a relationship with you, so don't worry about that.
11:57Well, then why are you talking to me like I'm your boyfriend?
11:59Like, I cheated on you.
12:00Because at the very least, I don't want a relationship with you.
12:01Because you're being a little clingy with me right away.
12:03I don't want to tell you, honestly, I don't.
12:08Yeah, okay.
12:09That's funny.
12:10That's really funny.
12:11That is funny, actually.
12:12Have a nice day.
12:17Coming up.
12:18What I'm looking for in a friend is emotional intelligence, empathy.
12:22You think you've displayed those to me recently?
12:24And I don't.
12:25No, I don't.
12:26Well, then you're a moron.
12:33I see a good morning.
12:34I see a good morning.
12:35I see a good morning.
12:36I see a good morning.
12:37I see a good morning.
12:38I see a good morning.
12:39My God.
12:40Yeah.
12:43You want something to drink?
12:45Sure.
12:46Oh, .
12:48I do think Shane is such a good guy.
12:50He's just doing everything wrong.
12:52Let me get the little non-alcoholic mojito, dude.
12:55All right.
12:56And coming into my workplace with a different girl every single time I see you isn't very attractive.
13:02So at this point, I'm like, okay, dodged a bullet.
13:06Especially the laugh.
13:07The laugh is rough.
13:10Sir is in a very convenient location for me.
13:13There is an AA meeting across the street and there's one three doors down.
13:17And I am able to go have dates at the bar.
13:21Look, here's the thing.
13:22I am attracted to Ella.
13:23Am I also wanting to piss off Natalie?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Rainbow?
13:29Yeah.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I came out here for screenwriting and then you just found acting?
13:35I kind of came with both.
13:36Yeah.
13:37But I always wanted to screenwrite because I love horror movies.
13:40Yeah.
13:41How you doing, fellas?
13:44Will we have two glasses of a bicycle?
13:48Yes, absolutely.
13:49What's the occasion?
13:50Happy birthday.
13:51Let's go.
13:52Happy birthday.
13:53I put in a cheese bowl for a kimono savage.
13:55And VIP is going to order dessert soon.
13:56It's a birthday.
13:57So I'm not taking that order.
13:58Love you.
13:59No.
14:00The wines are like really not stocked today.
14:02So I actually do need you to go to the pink room and get a couple of Vanderpump rosé bottles.
14:06Okay.
14:07Yeah.
14:08How's your tables?
14:09Literally the easiest night of my life.
14:12Do you want to go talk outside?
14:14Okay.
14:15Hey you.
14:16What's up?
14:17I just came back to get the menus.
14:18Um, what are you doing tomorrow?
14:20I'm moving tomorrow.
14:21Doing your hand?
14:22Maybe.
14:23Maybe.
14:24Do you understand like feng shui?
14:28You have no idea what that is, dude.
14:31I have no idea.
14:32Did you say Francois?
14:33What?
14:34Feng shui.
14:37Feng shui?
14:38Never heard of that.
14:40Sounds kind of hot though.
14:41It sounds like dirty.
14:42It sounds like a dirty sex movie.
14:44It's like the way you put like furniture in a room to like make it like flow.
14:49We got to make it flow.
14:50We'll make it flow.
14:51We'll make it flow.
14:53What's up, Papi?
14:55So, I mean, when do you want to begin?
14:58I don't know.
14:59You tell me, brother.
15:06Hi guys.
15:07Can I hit that?
15:08Can I share that?
15:09Yes.
15:10So...
15:11Sir, what you got going on for me, brother?
15:24Um, you know, most men that were in my life treated me like s**t.
15:29I've never had a friend like you.
15:31Like, I've never been friends with a straight guy.
15:32I have held you at such a high standard
15:34in being such a good friend,
15:36and that straight guy friend I never had.
15:38And so it has just always felt like
15:40disappointment, disappointment.
15:43I understand you have been through a lot.
15:46Sure.
15:46I know that you've lost your mom.
15:48You lost your dad right before I met you.
15:50Even in a relationship,
15:51that's been a spiraling circle of arguments.
15:53Right.
15:54And that's why I've always given you passes
15:57when I didn't agree with your behavior.
16:01I hate the way that you constantly, like,
16:05try to stir up drama,
16:07running your mouth, starting .
16:09The other day,
16:10whenever I told Gabby she was a dumb bitch,
16:13and then she said, I was like,
16:14so who told you all the that I talked about you?
16:18She said, Marcus.
16:19Tell her, let me know.
16:19You already had vengeance towards me before that moment.
16:23Both of those texts were rage texts.
16:24I was pissed off.
16:25Sure.
16:26And it was like, you said what you meant out there.
16:28I did say what I meant.
16:30But that's troubling for me.
16:32Venus knows that I have a lot going on,
16:34and the last thing I need is him piling on
16:37more bull for me to deal with.
16:39I've never made you be a flawless friend.
16:41I've never judged you for all the ways
16:42that you've come up short.
16:44It sounds like you're looking for a reason
16:46to have a problem with me.
16:47What I'm looking for in a friend
16:49is emotional intelligence,
16:51empathy, loyalty, trust, respect.
16:54You think you've displayed those to me recently?
16:57No, I don't.
16:57Well, then you're a f***ing moron.
16:59Well, I'm just...
17:00If you don't think I have emotional intelligence...
17:01I'm stating how I feel about it.
17:02Why now?
17:03Why now?
17:04That's how I feel right now.
17:05Since when, though?
17:06Your text was my last straw.
17:07I was like, I'm done about doing this again.
17:08You got your feelings hurt from my text,
17:11and that's when all your emotions came to life.
17:13What's the whole point of this?
17:14My point is moving...
17:15You should tell me that I want to be a f***ing friend
17:17when we weren't in the role of friends.
17:18I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
17:20Okay, perfect.
17:21See you later, brother.
17:22Yeah.
17:24Bye.
17:25Bye.
17:25You can leave.
17:30I'm standing right here.
17:31Well, I'll stand here all night.
17:35All right, well, then, we'll see you later, bro.
17:37See ya.
17:38Ending my friendship with Marcus, it just hurts.
17:44And what hurts even more is that it's just who he is.
17:47Where did you disappear to?
17:49Chaos.
17:50Just handling some business.
17:53It doesn't feel like it's something that this man will ever grow from.
17:56So it's like, how could our relationship ever be the same?
18:06Coming up...
18:07Do not let that spill.
18:08What?
18:09My vibrator's in there.
18:11No!
18:12Is that like all the toys?
18:14She's got lots of toys.
18:15Ah!
18:30You need to come help me?
18:36Hello?
18:38Hi!
18:39Oh!
18:40You're so beautiful.
18:42You're giving Elsa, I'm not gonna lie.
18:43It's so cute.
18:44I love that for me.
18:45Oh my God, can you teach me how to sell?
18:47I could, but it's a lot.
18:49I'm not gonna lie.
18:49Wait, I brought you snacks.
18:52Chocolate banana bread.
18:53You know what's gonna go so well with that?
18:55Milk.
18:55Wine.
18:56Also, I apologize.
18:58I don't think I have really, like, wine glasses.
19:00Maybe I can just drink out of this.
19:01All right.
19:01I lost all my wine glasses to the war.
19:05Cheers.
19:05Cheers.
19:06Thanks for coming over.
19:07Wait, I'm so happy.
19:08No, this is so exciting.
19:10You want to check that place out?
19:11Yes, give me a tour.
19:13Okay, so.
19:14With your bread.
19:16I mean, it's a little awkward now because I'm about to move out.
19:18It looks like I want to just walk into it.
19:20It's like one of those modular.
19:21You can move it and adjust it.
19:22I made a bed out of it before.
19:24So comfy.
19:26Oh my God, midnight.
19:27Do you like cats?
19:28Are you allergic?
19:28I think cats don't like me.
19:30Really?
19:31Yeah, he's really nice.
19:32Are you getting him in the divorce?
19:33Yes, he's coming with me.
19:35I'm still living with my ex and living together has been so complicated, but we've officially
19:41been broken up for a little over a month now.
19:43Well, let's go over here because I don't want to get wine on my couch.
19:46Oh my gosh.
19:46Okay.
19:47We have a two-bedroom apartment, so some nights he'll sleep in the spare bedroom, but other
19:51nights we'll just share the same bed.
19:55It's almost like I'm trying to live a new life while still being stuck in my past one.
20:01Do you literally make these like yourself?
20:04I make all the samples.
20:06So basically what I do is I have a bunch of designs.
20:08I have to cut it out myself on paper.
20:11This is a good representation of what I want my ass to look like when I wear the bikini.
20:14I'm sad.
20:15Bathing suits came about because lingerie seemed too complicated.
20:20I started designing as a hobby and I love wearing something at the beach that I'm going
20:25to feel like sexy and empowered in.
20:26So from there it turned into like, wow, like actually people like the designs I'm making.
20:31I was seeing swimsuits that I originally made for myself look sexy on everyone.
20:37But what a nice outlet to have.
20:39I feel like everyone that I know's outlet is like, let's go out and drink.
20:42I'm not opposed to that either.
20:43Me neither.
20:44But it's just refreshing to see someone who's like actually like.
20:46No, I'm homebody for sure.
20:47What a cool thing.
20:49Angelica's designs are honestly so beautiful.
20:51If you're a perfect skinny girl, you look great.
20:55You're a thick Latina.
20:58Not free.
20:59I heard your girlfriend's coming in town.
21:01No, she's here.
21:01She's here now.
21:02Oh, she is?
21:02Yeah.
21:03I want to do a girls night on Friday.
21:05Oh my gosh.
21:05And we'll just like all go out and like have fun.
21:07She just brings out a different side of me.
21:09Like fun and like girly.
21:11I can't see you.
21:11It's going to be so much fun.
21:12You're going to love her.
21:13I need a girls night.
21:14No, yeah.
21:14You need a girls night.
21:16Tell me about what's going on with Jason.
21:17Because obviously I heard what had happened from him yesterday.
21:21I just feel like a dipshit.
21:22I was like literally shaking out there.
21:24Like my heart was beating so fast.
21:25I never meant to disrespect her.
21:27Everything can always change.
21:29Like I didn't want to like let him off easy.
21:31He was so shaken up.
21:32I'm telling you the entire shift.
21:33He was like, Kim, I don't know what to do.
21:34I was like, can you relax?
21:36Like you guys just met each other.
21:37Like it's going to be fine.
21:38Honestly, hearing that side of him, I'm happy that he is like kind of like.
21:43No, he's super.
21:44Because he should, right?
21:46Yeah, he definitely should.
21:48Do you feel like you would have another conversation with him?
21:50I'm not like looking for a boyfriend.
21:52But if he impresses me and like.
21:54Apologize and take a cut.
21:55Go again.
21:56Yeah, I'm done.
21:57I hate how vulnerable I am sometimes.
21:59Because it's just like people like to like take advantage of that.
22:03This is literally a representation of my heart and what he did to me.
22:06Here, look.
22:07Oh my God.
22:10Damn it.
22:10Why am I literally a child with my emotions?
22:15I'm just like, I'm so like open with it.
22:17He hasn't fully blown it yet.
22:19Here's to that.
22:20I don't know that Jason's like a bad guy.
22:22I just think he's dumb.
22:23They're all dumb.
22:24They're all dumb.
22:25Can't stop me.
22:28I just keep going up.
22:29And the deficit gonna be hard to overcome.
22:31I need to sober up.
22:32I'm too late.
22:33Everybody like that.
22:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:37We're home.
22:40Get out, dog.
22:42Come on now.
22:43Do you have the keys?
22:45No.
22:46No.
22:46No.
22:47My lease was up at my old apartment and my other two best friends, Mary Faith and Parker's
22:52leases were also up.
22:54So we were like, okay, well, let's find a place together.
22:57Why not?
22:57That would be so fun.
22:59Oh my God.
23:02This is so cute.
23:06We're home.
23:09Okay, so we have to start moving some boxes in.
23:12I have a special helper coming to help us so we don't have to lift too much.
23:17Mr. Christopher.
23:18Big man with strong arms.
23:20A big man with strong arms.
23:23I mean, he obviously just wants to see my boyfriend.
23:27Why else would you offer to lift heavy things?
23:32Get to work.
23:34Roll it.
23:35Just roll it.
23:36What's up, bro?
23:37You guys need a hand with that?
23:39Look who it is.
23:40Perfect timing.
23:41You guys excited for the big day?
23:46It's actually so heavy.
23:47We are.
23:49Not him lifting it so easily.
23:51Look at that.
23:53Oh, you're going fast.
23:55Do not let that spill.
23:57What?
23:58My vibrator's in there.
24:03No, I do like the place, though.
24:04This is sick.
24:05It's really cool.
24:06What are you doing?
24:07Don't look at my drawers.
24:09No!
24:10Is that, like, all the toys?
24:12Sex toy box.
24:14Green flag.
24:15Because she could be a little freak.
24:17I'm a little freak.
24:18She's got lots of toys.
24:19If she's matching my freak, that's, like, such a plus in my book.
24:23Beautiful.
24:23So, Chris.
24:25Yeah.
24:26What are we thinking about Audrey?
24:29I'm thinking a lot of good things.
24:32I've been single for pretty much three years now.
24:34Dating in L.A. is rough out here.
24:36Everyone is just so materialistic, and it's very hard to put your wall down.
24:41I'm here for a reason.
24:42I don't think we're just friends.
24:43I mean, we're thinking we're still new, though.
24:46You know, like, we just kind of hit it off.
24:47I think she's, like, emotionally intelligent, and, like, I don't know, there's kind of a
24:51stream.
24:52Yeah, yeah.
24:52Yeah, Audrey, she's very in tune with her emotions, and she's very real and authentic.
24:56She's smart.
24:57She's actually really smarter than I am.
24:59And that's saying a lot, because I'm pretty smart.
25:02You understand, like, the feng shui?
25:06You have no idea what that is, do you?
25:07Oh, no idea.
25:08So, I do find that very f***ing attractive.
25:12Thank you for helping.
25:13Any excuse to come see you?
25:15What's the drive too far?
25:17No, it wasn't that bad, actually.
25:17It was, like, 35 minutes.
25:19Oh, that's not bad at all.
25:20Mm-hmm.
25:20Okay.
25:20I know.
25:21I'm as close to work.
25:22It's only, like, 15 minutes.
25:24Mm-hmm.
25:24That's dangerous.
25:26Mm-hmm.
25:27Come on, baby.
25:29Mm-hmm.
25:31Okay, anyways.
25:32I know.
25:32My friends are going to be like, what's going on?
25:34Yeah, we don't want to keep them waiting.
25:36Mm-mm.
25:42Coming up.
25:43I think that we're done here.
25:44Let's go on the bus.
25:44You just walked into this friend group.
25:46We're having a girl's night.
25:47So, so, pause it.
25:49No, don't push me.
25:50So, don't argue with me.
25:51I think you're the cause of the problem, and you need to go away.
25:57I don't want to walk into the door of the jar, so on the floor, I leave for more and more.
26:03Hey, if I have the carbonaro.
26:06Look, I got you a new size.
26:08This is a medium.
26:09You know what?
26:10Let's stop with that.
26:11Oh, my goodness.
26:16Right here, right there?
26:17Yeah.
26:17Oh, damn.
26:17What's going on?
26:18It's crazy.
26:21Do you know where I was going to say this thing?
26:22You got to think for Jason.
26:23I know you didn't ask for appetizers, but I'll just throw one in there for you.
26:30Everything good?
26:32I want the more strength.
26:34Oh, I got to put the order in, guys.
26:35Sorry.
26:37Hey, guys.
26:37Hey.
26:38How are you doing, Natalie?
26:39I like your sweater.
26:41And your dress.
26:41We can talk later.
26:42Yes.
26:43Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a second?
26:44I'll be really quick.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46If I had a dime for every time I heard that.
26:49I'll be really quick.
26:50I'm really sorry.
26:51Okay, go on.
26:52Sit down.
26:52Do your worst.
26:53Good to see you laughing.
26:55How's the grief counseling?
26:57How do you feel?
26:58I feel good.
27:00Me and my dad love to listen to music together.
27:02And it just feels like emptiness there.
27:06Rebuilding stability after a loss takes a lot of time.
27:11You look better and you're laughing more.
27:13You know, life has been going a little bit better for me lately.
27:17And I'm thankful for that, you know what I mean?
27:19Other than losing one of my best friends and just having him throw our entire relationship
27:23in the garbage, I've actually been doing a lot better lately.
27:26I really got to let it all out.
27:28I was just crying the whole time.
27:29I am in a place right now where I am finding new ways to cope.
27:33I feel good about it.
27:34When I went to grief counseling, as I said, I come from a place of, you know, stiff upper lip
27:38and no therapist or anything like that.
27:41It was just talking to somebody who didn't have any skin in the game, but totally understood.
27:47For me, a light bulb went on and I saw things in a different way.
27:51I don't know if it's going to be the same for you.
27:53Well, so that's why I just wanted to talk to you and just like kind of me asking for permission
28:00for something.
28:00What do you want permission for?
28:02I've been learning how to DJ.
28:07I've never performed anywhere or done anything like that, but I mean, it is a really intricate
28:11process.
28:12Three years ago, I moved back home for a year, spent the whole time with me and my dad.
28:17I used to play songs.
28:19We go to concerts together, you know, we love music.
28:23And I was thinking like DJing would be such a good fit for me.
28:26And I feel like this is something that's exciting for me to look forward to and really sink my
28:31teeth into and really could help me deal with losing my dad.
28:35Well, it's like bartending.
28:36People think they can go behind the bar and pour a vodka soda and they're a bartender.
28:39They're not.
28:40No.
28:40It's a skill.
28:41Right.
28:41It's not just plugging in a cord, you know.
28:43It has to be the music that's right for the environment.
28:46I'm a smart guy, Lisa.
28:48But are you a sensitive guy?
28:49I'm sensitive.
28:50Are you a guy that understands?
28:52I want to help Marcus.
28:53And I guess DJing could be a different form of healing.
28:59But, me, do I need another DJ?
29:03I've had a DJ before and it was really complicated.
29:08You can have a little go at it, but I would suggest that the first few times you do it,
29:13you do it next to McKenna.
29:16Thanks, Lisa.
29:18Good luck.
29:19Don't it up.
29:27Hi!
29:28This is Scooter.
29:29Does he usually have a diaper on like that?
29:31Um, no.
29:32Just whenever people are here, I give him a diaper because he likes to pee on things.
29:35If, like, there's a bag on the floor, he's like...
29:37I think that's so fun.
29:43Imagine all the lights on you.
29:44Be like, mm, mm, mm.
29:45Okay.
29:46I need some positive vibes.
29:47So the place that we're going is Cowgirl-y?
29:49We're doing dinner, but afterwards, we're doing a little country girl vibe.
29:53I want to go party and have fun with these girls.
29:55Yeah, who else is going to be there?
29:57Nat will be there.
29:58Nice.
29:58And Kim will be there.
29:59I'm really nervous for her and Kim to, like, interact on a bus together.
30:03That's going to be a little scary.
30:05How are you feeling about tonight?
30:07There's definitely a little bit of drama, but I think overall it'll be fun.
30:12There was no f***ing way that I was going to invite Natalie to Girls' Night until I recognized
30:17in a cold sweat what would happen if I didn't invite Natalie to Girls' Night, which would
30:22be that we would never again have a conversation where she didn't mention how I didn't invite
30:27her to Girls' Night.
30:31Girls' Night!
30:32Woo!
30:33You have more confidence in your heels than we do.
30:36Woo!
30:36Woo!
30:37Tonight is about drinking, dancing, having fun with your girls, bull riding.
30:43That's it.
30:44Party boys!
30:45Woo!
30:45Woo!
30:46I love this outfit.
30:48It's so cute.
30:49This is going out, cowgirl.
30:51I got my friends on.
30:53Ready to do some line dancing?
30:55Yeah.
30:55Here's food.
30:56Welcome!
30:58I don't need much from Kim.
30:59Like, I respect that she's not thrilled with me right now.
31:03All I need from her is to agree that we do want to move forward.
31:06Move forward as friends, and then I can have a great night.
31:09Hi, Rihanna.
31:10Hi, Rihanna.
31:11Hi, Rihanna.
31:12Nice to meet you.
31:13Nice to meet you.
31:13Hi, Rihanna.
31:14Rihanna.
31:15Hi, Rihanna.
31:16Hi, Rihanna.
31:17Come on, Rihanna.
31:18I love you guys.
31:19I love you guys.
31:20I love you guys.
31:21All righty, well, we're all here.
31:22Let's get on the road.
31:23All righty, everyone.
31:24I'm doing a new bottle.
31:25I just want to say, love you all.
31:26Let loose, forget about the boys,
31:28and ride that bull like you ride life.
31:32Yeah!
31:41There they go, she falls?
31:42Yeah, perfect, I'll get those right in.
31:43That feels great.
31:44Yeah, I think it'll be good.
31:46These are the specials.
31:48Can I get a spoon off you, puppy?
31:50You have hands?
31:51You want me to eat the soup with my hands, asshole?
31:54Hi.
31:55Hey, what's going on, Demi?
31:57No girls' night for you tonight?
31:59No, I have to be here.
32:00So we have to have fun with us.
32:01Apparently the place would crash and burn.
32:03I'm going to have a girls' night with you guys, yeah.
32:05Brother, brother.
32:07What's up, dude?
32:07You know the girls are all on a party bus right now.
32:09Really? Where the hell are they going?
32:11Down to Orange County.
32:12What?
32:13It seems like they're all getting along too.
32:15Yeah, no, for real.
32:15Is it Delta there?
32:16Yeah.
32:25These girls are so much fun to be around, but it is just so
32:36impossible for some people to just dance and have fun.
32:41Oh my gosh.
32:42Did anyone have to pee?
32:44I have to go.
32:45I'll go with you.
32:45Swim.
32:46Go for it.
32:47I'll be Arby.
32:48Okay.
32:49What the is going on?
32:50I don't know.
32:51What is going on?
32:52They didn't want to dance on.
32:53I know that there's a vibe going on that is either with you or me or you.
32:55I don't know who it's with me, but why?
32:57Because they think that I'm trying to be weirdo with Marcus.
33:00But wait, when's the last time you've talked to her?
33:02When she screamed at me at the pool party, then I'm a psychotic bitch.
33:05You're a fake ass bitch.
33:06Okay, perfect.
33:07Why is my psychic type of psychoth?
33:08I don't know why she's got it.
33:09I have to go with you.
33:10I'll go with you, I'll be Arby.
33:12Okay.
33:13What the is going on?
33:14I don't know.
33:15What is going on?
33:16They didn't want to dance on.
33:17I know that there's a vibe going on.
33:18That is either with you or me or you.
33:19I don't know who it's with.
33:20I don't know who it's with me.
33:21It's with me.
33:22I don't know why she's gonna villainize me.
33:26We're all trying to be there.
33:27We want her.
33:30So do I do espresso martini or dirty martini?
33:33Dirty, good dirty.
33:34We like dirty here.
33:45My name's Jessica.
33:47Can I have a Zaza again?
33:49I'll do that.
33:50Can I get a tequila pineapple please?
33:52Can I have the sink?
33:53Cameron's gonna want the house rolls.
33:55The rosé?
33:56No, house rolls.
33:56House rolls, house rolls.
33:58Oh yeah, of course.
33:59With olive oil, yes.
34:06Oh my gosh, thank you Liz.
34:08Girls night for real.
34:10Ah, it's far.
34:12It's just a girls night.
34:14Yeah, so Angelica, I haven't talked to her at all.
34:17I haven't talked to her since the night at work.
34:19I'm at this point where I feel like I want to keep trying because I see a spark.
34:24I see potential.
34:25I know that her and Kimberly hung out the other day.
34:27All I can tell you is that she likes you.
34:29Really?
34:29And that's all that matters.
34:30That's all I can hear.
34:31I should have listened a little bit more and probably just shut up.
34:35And she's a really hot girl.
34:38You think I should say something?
34:39Like text her?
34:40I would text her.
34:41That's probably not a good time to text though.
34:42Kimberly's gonna come here after.
34:44Oh really?
34:44So we're gonna meet up.
34:45So you should just say come with Kimberly.
34:46That actually might be a good idea.
34:48Do it.
34:48I want to see.
34:49All right.
34:50Sometimes that perfect text can really go far.
34:53We gotta come into this thing with a good game plan.
34:55Execute.
34:56Make it short and sweet.
34:57You know when people say don't worry about it.
34:59It's not rocket science.
35:00To craft a good text in this situation, this is actually rocket science.
35:06Let's see.
35:06How am I gonna put this together?
35:08Like, hey, uh, uh, hey, heard you heard you out with the girls having a girl's time.
35:12Okay. Hey, heard you out with the girls.
35:14Heard you out with the girls.
35:18Yeah.
35:18Yeah.
35:19No question mark.
35:20Would be good to see you.
35:24Oh, oh, shoot.
35:25Yeah, yeah.
35:27If I said it, it's in Miami.
35:29We're gonna have a drink after work.
35:30It'd be nice to see it.
35:31Why don't I?
35:32Dot, dot.
35:33Just dot, dot it, yeah.
35:34Me and Marcus are gonna have a drink.
35:35It would be good to see you.
35:36Perfect.
35:37I'm so happy.
35:38The meaty oysters.
35:39Why are they so big?
35:41Like the horny vibes are cream grease.
35:43Wait, guys, I just got a text from Jason.
35:46Hey, heard you're out with the girls having fun.
35:48If you wanting to come through after with Kimberly, dot, dot, dot,
35:52me and Marcus are gonna have a drink.
35:55Would be good to see you.
35:56Spelling isn't his forte.
35:59Is he trying to get you to go where he is,
36:00or he's trying to meet up?
36:01What do you mean he's still into you?
36:03It means that they're at work right now,
36:05and Marcus knows I'm gonna meet up with him,
36:06so he's now like, oh, bring me a dog.
36:08What are you saying back to him?
36:09I might be down.
36:11That's it, period.
36:12All right, she said, I might be down.
36:14Let's go.
36:15That's actually, all right, so.
36:16That's good.
36:17I might be down.
36:18We'll play the maybe might game.
36:20That's fine.
36:20I might be down.
36:22She's down.
36:23She's 100% down.
36:25That answer was, I don't want to sound thirsty.
36:27But I'm coming.
36:28I'm down, but I'm coming.
36:30That was it.
36:31I'm gonna have one little more bite of mac and cheese.
36:32Is that yours or ours?
36:33It doesn't matter.
36:34It's anybody's.
36:35And then I'm never gonna eat again.
36:37You ate it all.
36:38No, ours is all there.
36:40Okay, I'm done.
36:41I'm gonna be sick.
36:42What?
36:42I just ate so much cheese.
36:44It's okay.
36:46We're fine.
36:46We're gonna tell you something.
36:47Yeah.
36:48I'm gonna tell you that I'm not trying to be up your ass
36:53and desperate, but I want us to, like, work our out.
36:56Yeah.
36:58I appreciate that.
36:58I just don't know if, like, tonight's the night,
37:00because I just don't want us to be drunkenly,
37:02get into, like, a conversation where you're feeling the type of way
37:05and I'm feeling the type of way.
37:06It's just, like, frustrating, because every time I see you,
37:08it's either we avoid each other.
37:09Well, I've been avoiding you, but I feel like today,
37:12I just don't want us to have a conversation where there's gonna be an argument.
37:15Why do I need to be avoided?
37:17Like, I'm not doing anything to cause an argument with you.
37:20You were fine all day long.
37:21We were not avoiding each other.
37:22No, but I feel uncomfortable, Kim,
37:23because I know there's an elephant in the room.
37:25There is, but we're all having a nice night together.
37:27Kim, I don't want to have a nice night with an elephant in the room.
37:30I want to deal with this .
37:32I totally understand why Natalie wants to talk to Kim,
37:42but she doesn't want to talk to you,
37:43and you're not going to get what you want out of her right now,
37:46so just remove yourself from the situation.
37:48There's your therapy for today, Natalie.
37:50That'll be $250. I'll send you the bill.
37:52I need more mac and cheese before I go.
37:54Please have some.
37:55We either move on or we don't.
37:56I think this conversation is over at this point, honestly.
37:59You don't even know what we're saying.
38:00Exactly.
38:01There's more than just two people here.
38:02There's 10 other people here.
38:04You don't have to listen.
38:08Sorry, I'm not ruining anybody's night with one of my friends.
38:18I'm witnessing the metamorphosis of Natalie's crash out.
38:23I'm not going to be around you and ignore the issue.
38:25It looks like this, like, evil butterfly
38:29that, like, destroys everything in its path.
38:31It's like shooting red lasers.
38:32Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
38:34Time plays for everything, and now is not the time plays.
38:36We can't be around each other,
38:37because I'm not going to be around someone
38:38that there's an issue with and ignore the issue.
38:40I think that we're done.
38:41We're done here.
38:42Let's go on the bus.
38:42You just walked into this friend group.
38:44We're having a girl's night.
38:45No, no, don't push me.
38:48Don't argue with me.
38:48I'm not arguing.
38:49I think you're the cause of the problem.
38:50We need to go away.
38:51Can you walk away from me, okay?
38:52Pause your feelings.
38:53Let's go.
38:54I'm not going to pause my feelings.
38:55Let's go.
39:02I don't want to get on a party bus
39:03and then keep, like, twiddling my fingers.
39:05I understand.
39:06Do not let her get you.
39:08The environment, the tiniest that it's not in.
39:11It's not.
39:11It's not the time.
39:12It was never the time.
39:13I haven't done anything.
39:15I couldn't imagine being an issue.
39:16I'm tired of being the bad guy.
39:17I get it.
39:18But at the end of the day, the high road.
39:21The high road is bull .
39:23The high road is bull .
39:26Can you do Aperol spritz?
39:28Mm-hmm.
39:28Okay.
39:30Okay, all right.
39:30All right.
39:31Got some drinks for you guys.
39:34I got a Manhattan.
39:35Right on.
39:36Cheers, guys.
39:37All right.
39:37Where can I get a Aperol spritz?
39:39I can never find anything on here.
39:42Oh, I got so much to learn.
39:43Where is it?
39:46Um.
39:47Okay.
39:50I think we should have a girls' night and go and have fun.
39:55Like, girls should not be as girls.
39:56I'm telling you, I want to have fun and resolve this with her that we have.
40:00Cool.
40:01Take a ride, I think.
40:02You're giving her a lot more grace than other people would.
40:04Because I'm tired of fighting with her.
40:06No, I know.
40:06For once, I'm going to have a fun night.
40:08Hi.
40:09Hey, literally, I was in that.
40:13Are we getting hot?
40:14Oh.
40:15I want a pink one.
40:16This is someone that I've been fighting for a long time.
40:17I know, and I can't understand that.
40:19You are my friend.
40:22Why don't you care about resolving the problem?
40:25Seeing Natalie's spiral, it's like a tornado that you cannot get away from.
40:29Everything in her path is just destruction.
40:40It's like, why doesn't anyone give a about me?
40:43It's like a romantic relationship.
40:45If this was a man right now, what would you do?
40:47It's not.
40:48It's my girlfriend, so I have higher expectations.
40:51For sure, but she's not meeting me.
40:52Then that.
40:54But you know what?
40:54Female rage is valid.
40:56If she kept it in, that girl would have a dark, dark inside.
41:01You know?
41:01I am in full support.
41:02Female rage, 2025.
41:05I would do anything to ride that ball.
41:11Yeah!
41:15You got it.
41:16You got it.
41:17Please don't.
41:18Oh, my God.
41:20Hold on tight.
41:21Exactly.
41:23Yes, ma'am.
41:26Okay, now, no, you heard about Audrey.
41:28Leave me from Texas for real, y'all.
41:31You know, she laughed at my dark.
41:32She was screaming in my face.
41:33You're a psychotic bitch.
41:35I deserve that.
41:36No, don't fall.
41:37Stay in there.
41:38No, no.
41:39No.
41:40Let's get through it.
41:41Because we're adults.
41:42Cowboy, cow, girl, come on, we gon' ride.
41:45Put your saddle on the horse.
41:47Yeah, we sitting high.
41:48Moving on through the city.
41:49Like, I'm literally in here crying.
41:52First day of my life.
41:53Yay!
41:54Why can't you hear me?
41:57Gotta keep up with me.
41:59You know how to go.
42:00If you know how to ride it.
42:02Well, let's pop me to be a Karina's eye guy.
42:06What the did I do?
42:07I like ridiculous.
42:12Next time on Van Pump Rules.
42:15Take it off!
42:17I only have a debit card.
42:20Oh, Karina.
42:21That's my sister.
42:25Has the last year of us just creating this bond,
42:29was it real?
42:30At TomTom, Jason didn't show up.
42:32He was telling me to meet him.
42:33Did he tell you about their OS?
42:35OnlyFans.
42:35You didn't know about that?
42:37What's going on here?
42:38Uh-uh.
42:39Angelica, you!
42:40I'm for sure.
42:41I'm for sure.
42:42Come back.
42:43Let's go, bro.
42:43I love you.
42:44I love you.
42:45You don't know.
42:45Let's go.
42:46I love you!
42:46Yeah.
42:46Yeah.
42:46Well, I'm for sure.
42:47I love you.
42:47Let's go.
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