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00:00Oh, sorry, did I wake you?
00:23See?
00:28Don't even think about it.
00:30Nothing happened, did I?
00:31Of course not. She's got too much class.
00:33She'd never steep.
00:35First the christening, then Linda.
00:38Two weeks, and already everyone hates your guts.
00:41That's got to be a record, hasn't it?
00:42No, I'm on it. I'm sorting it out, aren't I?
00:44Oh, is that going to be a New Year's resolution?
00:46Yeah, exactly.
00:48Don't do me that tea, will you? My head's banging.
00:50Oh, you want a cuppa?
00:51Then go to the caf.
00:53And you go near my daughter again.
00:55And I'll come at you with a carving knife.
00:57Harry's Barn, tonight I am having a killer of a New Year's Eve party.
01:11So come along, start your 2026 off right.
01:14I think I'm a bit too old for that.
01:17Oh, well, you weren't invited anyway.
01:19No offence, but I want a young, lively, fashionable crowd.
01:23That's us.
01:24It's going to be a lot more fun than any sad little affair you and Elaine are going to have.
01:27Ooh, a lot less drama, too.
01:33And what's that supposed to mean?
01:35Love a boy.
01:36Oh, you made quite a splash at the Christmas.
01:41Look, I've lost my appetite.
01:43Just leave it to me, okay?
01:45Ian, don't.
01:46Please.
01:51What is this, fancy dress?
01:52No, I'm, uh, I'm covering for my mum.
01:55She's, uh, at the dentist.
01:57Right, cup of tea.
01:58And she left me strict instructions that you are not to be served your pardon.
02:03Ian, I just want a cup of tea.
02:04Is that too much to ask?
02:06You ruined a beautiful day.
02:11That actually suits you, that does.
02:12Causing trouble?
02:26Yeah, always.
02:28Oh, don't tell me you're interested.
02:31Oh, he's, he's old.
02:33Well, I'm not adverse to a wrinkle or two.
02:35No, no, old geezers.
02:38They've got to be hot and young.
02:39Yeah?
02:40Yeah, new house rule.
02:41Oh, by the way, I'm moving in with Penny.
02:43Oh, are you?
02:44Mm-hmm.
02:44I mean, beggars can't be choosers, so.
02:46Let's go to this party.
02:47Bring the new year in with the bang.
02:49Oh, meet some hot blokes.
02:50Oh, please, I need it.
02:51It's been too long.
02:53It's all right.
02:54Cobwebs, is it?
02:55Oh, my God.
02:56I'm so glad.
03:00That man killed our son.
03:03I just can't bear it.
03:05If you have any more issues with him, okay,
03:08you come straight to me and I'll deal with it.
03:11I promise you.
03:12Sorry.
03:17So, is it good to be back?
03:19Yeah, great.
03:20Trying to keep busy, you know.
03:22Yeah, well, I'm busy myself the rest of the day.
03:24Sort the stuff out for Nigel.
03:26But, uh, I'll be back next week, all right?
03:29Yeah.
03:29Sorry.
03:35Sorry.
03:37Sorry, I'll just, uh...
03:38Just what?
03:42Listen, I know.
03:43I know.
03:43It's hard, you know, being out.
03:46All this temptation around you.
03:48It's not that.
03:48It's just difficult after everything that happened.
03:51Listen, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
03:53Yeah?
03:55Believe me, I know a thing I've heard about addiction and that.
03:57Well, it's like a 24-hour job just trying to keep on top of it.
04:01But you concentrate on work, keep your head down,
04:02and you'll do it.
04:04You'll be fine.
04:04How can I be fine?
04:06I hate the fact that my dad, my family, having to pay for this,
04:09when other people walk around scot-free,
04:11it ain't right, it's not fair.
04:13Someone crosses my family, I...
04:16I deal with them, that's how I sleep at night.
04:18You've got an itch, you scratch it.
04:22Any problems?
04:24Give me a call.
04:33I don't know what I wrote in that.
04:34Yeah, uh, not that.
04:37Got it?
04:41I'm sorry about the other day.
04:44Well, my fault.
04:47Peter is a very irritating bloke.
04:49Yeah, hot though.
04:51You're bummering Lauren?
04:53So?
04:54He is hacked off of you.
04:56Yeah, yeah, I know.
04:58I'm gonna make it up to it.
05:01Lauren.
05:01Yeah, well, tell her that, won't you?
05:03Yeah, well, she won't listen to me, will she?
05:04Well, I'll take you out for lunch later.
05:10I'll say sorry, give me a chance to make it up with you both.
05:13Yeah, look, she's not gonna be into that.
05:15Just maybe don't tell her that you're meeting me, are you?
05:19An ambush?
05:20Yeah.
05:20What could possibly go wrong?
05:22Come on, Oscar, just to forgive us.
05:25Family.
05:27I can't talk her around.
05:28I just need your help.
05:37It's not your fault.
05:38No, it's him.
05:39It's always him.
05:41It's just him, innit?
05:42Yes, but the whole day was ruined.
05:44And Jimmy might not remember it, but Louie definitely will.
05:46Yeah.
05:47We don't get another shot.
05:49I just feel like I let them both down.
05:54I, uh...
05:56All right?
05:56Yeah.
05:57We're just moving everything back in.
05:58Yeah, I'm actually just gonna pop out.
06:00See you later.
06:01What was that about, Max?
06:08I don't know, but we'd all be just so much better off if he just weren't around.
06:11What are we gonna do?
06:12He just ruins everything.
06:13He makes Lauren unhappy.
06:14I just, I wish there was a way we could just get rid of him.
06:17No.
06:18I might just have an idea.
06:22Hey!
06:24I was coming to see you.
06:25Uh, sorry.
06:26I've got things to do.
06:27Well, what about later?
06:29Hi.
06:30I don't know, catch up.
06:31What about stuff?
06:33Oh.
06:34Jasmine.
06:35What?
06:36No.
06:36What?
06:37No.
06:37Well, maybe.
06:39Oh, no, my head's mashed.
06:40Could do with, um, talking it through.
06:42Are you asking for some help, your brother?
06:45Buy your lunch.
06:46A bit.
06:47Oh.
06:48Last of the big spenders.
06:50I can stretch them pie.
06:52Chips.
06:53That's it.
06:54Deal.
06:55I'll see you there.
06:56I'll see you there.
07:21So what does he like?
07:27Well, just ask him, yeah, yeah, and your baby.
07:30Yeah.
07:31So just keep your eye on him and make sure he don't disappear.
07:34That's all you've got to do.
07:34Well, can I call you?
07:35He said, well, we're going to be busy, you know, sort of at care homes and stuff.
07:38And I can't have you on the phone, you know, going into a meltdown every time he thinks he's 19 again.
07:43And don't worry about it.
07:44It'll be absolutely fine.
07:45Thank you for doing this for us.
07:47Really appreciate it.
07:48No problem.
07:49Anything we can do to help.
07:50Oh, and just a word of advice.
07:53When Nigel gets confused, as he often does, the best thing is just to play along with it.
07:57Don't try and correct him or anything.
07:59Path of least resistance.
08:00Yeah, I will.
08:01Hi, her.
08:02Hi, her.
08:03Does anyone fancy a cup, too?
08:05Yeah, I'd love one.
08:07Do you fancy going for a bit of lunch later?
08:10We can go to the caf or the vic, whatever you fancy.
08:12Yeah, yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:14Yeah, you might want to stick on some strides first, don't I say?
08:19Yeah, of course.
08:20This is strictly casual wear.
08:23I'll get dressed.
08:26Sorry.
08:27All right, darling, what can I get you?
08:43Um, a G&T double.
08:45Okay.
08:45It's all right, Alf.
08:46I'll get her.
08:47All right.
08:47Yeah, um, Patrick's filled me in on everything.
08:57Look, if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here.
09:02Thanks.
09:03Here you go, darling.
09:05So, how's Paddy doing?
09:07Not great.
09:08Oh.
09:08So, what, you moved back in?
09:10No, no, no, not yet.
09:11I've just managed to get the pub open, but it's all, uh, it's all very quiet.
09:15Thank you, darling.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Lovely.
09:18Thanks, Swayo.
09:19See you.
09:20You're flying low, nice.
09:28Well, I've no idea what you're talking about.
09:30You look so beautiful today.
09:41Aw.
09:42I love you, Julie.
09:44Sorry, mate, I don't want to embarrass you.
09:47It's just, um, it's our anniversary.
09:49Well, uh, wedding.
09:51No, first date.
09:52No, it's exactly a year since we first met.
09:56Maybe we should do something tonight.
10:00Go out, you know, uh, do something special.
10:04It's New Year's Eve, right?
10:05Maybe, um, a meal?
10:08You know, just the two of us.
10:11That would be lovely.
10:12Oh.
10:15Laura.
10:16I should have known.
10:18Sorry, I just, yeah, don't have a go here with Lauren, all right?
10:20I only asked him to get you here because I knew you wouldn't come for me.
10:22Yeah, too, right?
10:23Can we just not sit down and talk, please, for ten minutes?
10:27Well, when do we get a chance to spend time together, just the three of us?
10:32Ten minutes.
10:39Clock's ticking.
10:43I just want to apologise, Cecil.
10:46To both of you, all right?
10:47I've been thinking about my behaviour, all right?
10:48How messed up it is.
10:51How messed up I am.
10:52I keep repeating the same toxic patterns I have done for years.
10:58Just self-destructive, isn't it?
10:59Pointless.
11:03I'm sorry I hurt you, all right?
11:05But I just hurt everyone, don't I?
11:06Because I've got a problem.
11:09But I want to sort it out, all right?
11:11I've been trying to figure out a way to stop, because I really do want to stop.
11:19I'm determined.
11:20To do what?
11:27It's a private conversation.
11:30You want to know what he's been doing the past couple of days to you?
11:32Elaine, please, do me a favour.
11:34Getting smashed and trying to bed my daughter.
11:37Hands all over her.
11:38You're disgusting.
11:39She feels defiled.
11:40If you don't believe me, ask her.
11:43You know, that wasn't even true.
11:48You know, for a second, I actually, I actually started to believe you.
11:56But when it comes to a quick bunk-up, we are always going to be second best.
11:59No, that's not fair, all right?
12:00You and your brother are the most important thing in the world to me, Lauren.
12:03Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
12:07My kids come first, all right?
12:09Always have, always will.
12:10Do you think Abby or Bradley would agree with that?
12:15I don't.
12:21Oscar, Oscar.
12:34Cheers.
12:40Cheers.
12:41Cheers.
12:41Cheers.
12:42Cheers.
12:43Cheers.
12:44Cheers.
12:45Cheers.
12:46Cheers.
12:47Cheers.
12:48Cheers.
12:49Cheers.
12:50Cheers.
12:51Cheers.
12:53Cheers.
12:54Cheers.
12:55Cheers.
12:56Cheers.
12:57Cheers.
12:58Cheers.
12:59Cheers.
13:00Cheers.
13:01Cheers.
13:02Cheers.
13:03Cheers.
13:04Cheers.
13:05Cheers.
13:06Cheers.
13:07Cheers.
13:08Cheers.
13:09Cheers.
13:26Drinking alone.
13:28Not a good cycle.
13:31You wanna join me?
13:33I don't think that Jack would like that food much, do you?
13:37No, I guess not.
13:47Max, got a minute?
13:49No.
13:50Come on, don't be like that, I'm not your enemy, okay?
13:52I had my cup of tea earlier.
13:54That was down to me mum.
13:56I know what it's like to be hated by everyone,
13:58feel like you're the outsider.
13:59I'm not you, Ian, all right?
14:00No, you're not, all right?
14:01But I understand, all right?
14:02I understand how it feels sometimes to feel like you're alone,
14:06but especially this time of year.
14:15What do you want?
14:17Nothing.
14:18Nah, go on, Ian.
14:19I know you.
14:20Just spit it out, will you?
14:21Before I give you a slap.
14:23I've got a proposal.
14:24All right, a business proposal.
14:25Something that's mutually beneficial.
14:27Not interested, mate.
14:28All right, Max, I've got you a...
14:30Let's call it a little present, yeah?
14:47What's this for?
14:49To help you out.
14:51To help you on your...
14:52way.
14:55Look, it seems to me like there's...
14:57nothing left for you round here...
14:59any more.
15:01All right, so...
15:03why don't you do yourself and everyone else a favour,
15:05and...
15:07just...
15:08disappear.
15:10I'll tell you what.
15:11Think of that...
15:13as travel, you all right?
15:15Just...
15:16help me on your way.
15:18What do you think on that cheap?
15:20Max...
15:22there is nothing left for you here.
15:24Don't you see that?
15:27Your kids hate you.
15:28Your brother hates you.
15:29Nobody...
15:30nobody...
15:31wants you here anymore.
15:35All right, do yourself a favour...
15:38and just go.
15:48What did you think you were gonna do?
15:50Eh?
15:51What, attack him?
15:52Kill him?
15:53How's that gonna help?
15:54I can't...
15:55let Ravi strut around like nothing happened.
16:00Why does he get away with it?
16:02My dad's in prison.
16:04Barney's gone.
16:05He's destroyed our whole family.
16:07I need to do something.
16:09I need to pay him back.
16:11You kill him, and then what?
16:12What, everything's sorted?
16:13What, you're happy again, are ya?
16:14I don't know!
16:15I don't know!
16:17But if I don't, I know what's gonna happen.
16:18It's gonna keep playing with my head,
16:20and I'll start using again.
16:22I don't want to, but I'll relapse.
16:23I know I will!
16:24You okay, you okay, you okay?
16:26Oh, darling, I'm here for you.
16:31I can't let him get away with this.
16:35I can't.
16:36No, no.
16:37No, no.
16:40And neither can I.
16:41What does that mean?
16:42Look, we are gonna do this together, Harry.
16:44Yeah, but we have gotta play this right.
16:46We've gotta take our time.
16:47It has to be planned carefully,
16:49so that it doesn't come back on us.
16:54I promise you, darling,
16:56Ravi Gulati
16:58is gonna pay.
16:59Service.
17:00Yeah, I'm coming.
17:01Service!
17:05Follow your best bubbly, please.
17:06Okay.
17:07We're celebrating our engagement.
17:11Right.
17:12Yeah.
17:13We're getting married, me and Julie.
17:15Yeah.
17:16I'm very excited.
17:18On the airs, yeah?
17:19Aw.
17:20Aw, thanks.
17:23Well then, what are we doing later?
17:25Erm...
17:26Well, it's New Year's Eve.
17:27Is it?
17:28Yeah.
17:30We could go to a party?
17:32Yeah, only if there's dancing.
17:35I'm a really good dancer.
17:37And I love dancing, so...
17:39Let's do it.
17:40I love this one.
17:41Turn it up, Sharon!
17:42Oh!
17:46Here, here, here, here, here, here.
17:48Oh, my...
17:52To the dark...
17:54J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j!
17:58Spent me!
17:59Oh, oh, oh!
18:00Oh!
18:01Are you OK?
18:10What is this?
18:12Well, I thought we'd have another go at christening, DIY.
18:16It seemed like a good idea, but it's essentially just a bowl of water and a couple of candles.
18:20So it's not quite the same, but...
18:22It is so sweet.
18:25Louis's actually just gone to bed, so we might need to wait till the morning, but...
18:28Yeah, but... I love this idea, though.
18:31Yeah.
18:35I'm so lucky to have a husband like you.
18:39You're so kind and considerate.
18:42You've just got the biggest heart in the world.
18:47You just...
18:48You deserve the best, Lauren.
18:52You know that, don't you?
18:54Do I?
18:55Yes.
18:57You deserve better than him.
18:59A dad like him, you know?
19:01Well, I've got you now.
19:03Yeah.
19:04You and my boys.
19:06I don't need him in my life.
19:08I actually just need to get him out of my head.
19:13When we go out, you know, blow off some steam, see the new year in style.
19:20What about our kids?
19:23You don't!
19:24I've told Gran and she could babysit.
19:27Come on, it'll just be you and me.
19:29We'll just...
19:30We'll put the past behind us.
19:31No Max.
19:32Just...
19:33Just us two.
19:35Look in...
19:36Look into the future.
19:38Together.
19:41Yeah?
19:41What are you doing?
19:58I don't know.
19:59What's it look like?
20:01This ain't because of the other night.
20:04Oh, no, no.
20:04I'm not having you blaming me, all right?
20:06You run out on your kids.
20:06That's on you.
20:07I ain't blaming you.
20:09For the record, all right?
20:10I'm sorry about what happened.
20:12I was drunk, yeah?
20:13I was out of order.
20:14Yeah, you were.
20:15Neil, I feel bad.
20:17You're right to knock me back.
20:21You're a lovely, nice person, yeah?
20:22But you should just stay as far away from me as possible.
20:26What do you think?
20:28I paid for the room.
20:29But you don't have to go right now.
20:31Yeah, of course I do.
20:33Because no one wants me here, do they?
20:34Everyone hates my guts.
20:37So what's the point of staying?
20:39Yourself?
20:40No.
20:40No, it wouldn't work.
20:43I spent years, years trying to change, you know?
20:45Something always goes wrong.
20:49No, it's this place, you know?
20:50It's got too much history here, too many bad memories.
20:55I'll stay, I'm just going to hurt people.
20:58It's best for everyone if I just go.
21:01Just run away?
21:02Yeah, exactly.
21:02Max Brennan.
21:05Coward.
21:06That's me.
21:11Say goodbye to Annie.
21:19No, no.
21:20It's on the house.
21:22New year, new start.
21:24I don't want a wall, rabbit.
21:27Cheers.
21:27Cheers.
21:27Cheers.
21:27Cheers.
21:32Cheers.
21:41No one should be alone in an amazing sad and pathetic.
21:45That's what I do every year.
21:48It's my life.
21:48Well, maybe it's time for a change.
22:05There you go.
22:06I've got you a New Year's Eve present as well.
22:09Well, it's not just for you.
22:11It's for, um...
22:13Well, it's for everyone, the whole family.
22:15Oh, yeah?
22:16What is it?
22:18I've got rid of Max.
22:35I'm coming.
22:36Give me a couple of minutes.
22:37Oi, watch where you're going, mate.
22:40We've got a licence for their meals.
22:47Max.
22:48Max.
22:52Seven is only all right.
22:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:54It's just, um...
22:56Look, uh...
22:59I know what it's like to feel trapped, all right?
23:01Stuck.
23:03I'm an addict.
23:05Alcoholic.
23:06With you, it's other stuff, but...
23:09We're not so different.
23:12I do understand.
23:13You ain't a bad bloke.
23:19I-I know that.
23:22Things have-have gone wrong when you was a kid.
23:27All sorts, but...
23:29You don't-you don't have to carry on the same.
23:32You've got a choice.
23:33You can choose to be the bloke that Tanya felt for.
23:38But had a family.
23:40A home.
23:42That I-
23:42You and me, you...
23:47I've got that inside of you.
23:52Yes.
23:54Now, running away, giving up is...
23:57It's not the answer, all right?
24:00You'll just end up somewhere else, feel exactly the same.
24:04Maybe...
24:06Maybe your kids need you...
24:09More than you think they do.
24:17It's nice of you to say.
24:21It's true.
24:24Believe in yourself.
24:28I do.
24:28Happy New Year.
24:35Happy New Year.
24:56Happy New Year.
24:57Happy New Year.
24:58All right, everyone. Fill your glasses. Five minutes to go.
25:17And, and, and fireworks to the square courtesy of feels ills.
25:23Hey, straight back here and your first ass of bubbly's on the out.
25:49Didn't you get the message? You're not welcome here.
25:53You can't pay me off, Ian. I'm staying.
25:59Do you think you need to go? No, I don't think so.
26:07Don't be ruining everyone, do you? Yeah, tell them, Jack.
26:10Listen, I know. I know you both hate me, all right?
26:13And for good reason, yeah? I've done bad things.
26:17Those things are costing me a marriage, two kids, a family, all right? So I need to change.
26:23I can change, I know. I know you don't believe that, all right? But I'm gonna prove to you.
26:272026 is a year I'm gonna become a proper dad, yeah?
26:32Oscar, please.
26:37Lauren, we just let them go. They're better off without you. You know that, don't you?
26:48I don't know.
26:57Lauren.
27:00Lauren!
27:04Oscar!
27:08Lauren!
27:09I swear, I swear on my life I can change. I know I can.
27:19This time next year you're gonna be proud of me. Promise.
27:23Let's see, shall we? I very much doubt it.
27:26Ten!
27:27Nine!
27:28Eight!
27:29Seven!
27:30Six!
27:31Five!
27:32Four!
27:33Three!
27:34Two!
27:35One!
27:36Oh, yeah!
27:56Two!
27:57Two!
27:58Two!
27:59Two!
28:00Two!
28:01Two!
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