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00:11What if you're not funny, yo?
00:12Just fine about that. How much do you want?
00:13I'd be along with funny all right.
00:15And I'll back and take you.
00:17I know.
00:18It's okay.
00:19Alright, Mr. Ake.
00:20Could I have 1750?
00:23That's on the square.
00:26What is that?
00:28We're gonna make it, George.
00:29We're gonna close the top to this.
00:31Woo!
00:32Woo!
00:39Come on.
00:43You're relieved.
00:45What?
00:46I've lost her. I've lost her again.
00:47Right, okay.
00:48She tells them what happened. There's a good chance...
00:50A good chance of what?
00:52What, they chuck her in the cell and throw away the key, eh?
00:54Okay, it's gonna be okay.
00:55Oh, get off.
00:57I know what's going on.
00:59You're having a good look, aren't ya?
01:01Right?
01:02Are you the landlady of this pub?
01:30We have an unresponsive nailer to clean.
01:33No one uses the property to keep your beard.
01:40Kim.
01:41Hmm?
01:42Wash or dry.
01:43Oh, you know, my nails and everything, you know.
01:47But Chelsea likes dishes, isn't it?
01:49Yeah, Chelsea.
01:50Chelsea.
01:51Do I have myself a volunteer?
01:53There's something going on at the beach.
01:56Of course, there is.
01:58What's going on?
02:00Where's your mum?
02:01That's not funny.
02:02No, I'm not trying to be funny, okay?
02:04What if the witness protection got it wrong about the falls?
02:06What?
02:07Do you know what?
02:08I can't handle this now.
02:09Sorry.
02:10Mum?
02:11No, I'm Louis Beckinside, please.
02:12What is it?
02:13No, no, nothing.
02:14Cool.
02:15Right.
02:16I'll sort out Grant and Harvey.
02:18Yeah.
02:19You need to go find mine.
02:20Max is long gone and she needs to be with us all.
02:22Please, okay?
02:23It's Christmas.
02:24Hey.
02:25You all right?
02:26Is it Sammy?
02:27Is it Sammy?
02:28Sammy?
02:29It's Sammy?
02:30Auntie's been all over the place today.
02:31Has he done something?
02:32Okay.
02:33Can you just find out what's happened?
02:34I'm not on the telly, but I'm well known.
02:36Am I funny?
02:37Debatable.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Will you stop being so cryptical, please?
02:40No.
02:41No, honey.
02:42You're not funny.
02:44Right.
02:45So, am I...
02:46One question per round.
02:47How many times?
02:48Okay, sorry.
02:49My turn.
02:50My turn.
02:51So, I am a famous man.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Who plays sports.
02:54Yes.
02:55Am I married to someone famous?
02:59Yeah.
03:00Where you going?
03:01I'm just gonna go and get some water and water.
03:02I'm just gonna stop being so economical.
03:04What's the one about?
03:05Yeah.
03:06About how long?
03:07Yeah.
03:08Not rude.
03:09Will you stop being so cryptical, please?
03:10No, no, honey.
03:11You're not funny.
03:14Right.
03:15So, am I...
03:16One question per round?
03:17Exactly.
03:18How many times?
03:19Okay, sorry.
03:20My turn.
03:21I'm just going to go and get some water.
03:22Oh, no, looking in mirrors, you.
03:23I wouldn't dream of it, officer.
03:25Right, come on, Phil, your turn.
03:28Oh, God.
03:29I don't know.
03:30Ask a question.
03:31You can't be old people.
03:33Tell them about your...
03:35Billy.
03:36Assets.
03:39Am I ill and sugar?
03:44Oh.
03:51No!
03:57Sorry.
03:58Oh.
04:00Oh.
04:01Are you looking for this?
04:03Thought my days of picking up men's socks were over.
04:11Who's there?
04:12I don't know.
04:14Just wait here and keep...
04:16Shh.
04:17Oh, Ian.
04:19Yeah, I, um...
04:20Thought I saw a light on upstairs.
04:22I'm sorry.
04:23All right.
04:24Look, Peter sent me.
04:25He was worried about you.
04:26Oh.
04:27This changes tune.
04:28Well, the point is, you...
04:29...you...
04:30...you...
04:31...you...
04:32...you...
04:33...you...
04:34...you...
04:35...you...
04:36...you...
04:37...you...
04:38...you...
04:39...you...
04:40...you...
04:41...you...
04:42...you...
04:43...you...
04:44...you...
04:45...you...
04:46...you...
04:47...you...
04:48...shouldn't be on your own...
04:49...drinking at Christmas.
04:51Oh.
04:52What makes you think I've been doing that?
04:55I know you, Cindy.
04:57Well, you should know that, er...
05:00...for the past...
05:01...hour...
05:02...I've been making love to a stranger upstairs.
05:04Stop messing about, all right?
05:06Come and enjoy some Christmas cake with your family, yeah?
05:08Something's happened at the Vic, all right?
05:10There's an ambulance outside, and it...
05:12...reminded me of last year.
05:14You screw yourself in.
05:16He does the same thing every year.
05:18Fool his belly and fall asleep when it's time to wash the dishes.
05:21Oh.
05:23Are you missing her, eh?
05:25Well, he sent a present with Denzel.
05:27I dare not open it...
05:28...in case he has a store alarm still attached to it.
05:31It's okay to be sad, you know?
05:34Ooh!
05:35Oh, my goodness!
05:36Oh, my goodness!
05:37Oh, my goodness!
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh!
05:40How are you missing her, eh?
05:41Well, he sent a present with Denzel.
05:42I dare not open it...
05:43...in case he has a store alarm still attached to it.
05:47It's okay to be sad, you know?
05:50Mm!
05:51Watch this.
05:54This full of rum.
05:56the aroma of my cake has brought them all home of course
06:11Denise what is wrong what is it what is it
06:20all right it was her my ex-husband condescending pratt I'm as if I want to sit across the table and
06:31look at his smarmy face it's obviously desperate to have me back I can't stand the sight of him
06:36he makes my skin crawl and do not get me onto my mother-in-law ex-mother-in-law I mean if he thinks
06:43I drink too much he needs to look closer to home I know he's the common denominator in all of this
06:48that man needs to look in the mirror I'm telling you oh sorry I'm boring you now oh no no
06:57I'm not really a therapist type either I think you're right you know it's probably best we just
07:05keep things mysterious
07:06well see you then I'd be like that I'm not being like anything
07:14I would ask for your number but yeah well even if you did I wouldn't give it to you
07:25we'd be so bad for each other
07:30two similar hotheads you don't know me no no but I know me
07:40no no I've been an idiot today I've got a lot of making up to do
07:46and I've made you realise that how
07:51it's like looking in the mirror
07:53it's Christmas all right you should be with your loved ones
08:01even if that does mean sitting across from your smarmy head
08:05now I'll see you around maybe
08:11is that mysterious or not for you
08:15Merry Christmas
08:20Merry Christmas
08:22Merry Christmas
08:29Merry Christmas
08:52was that the police
08:57Anthony died
09:01what? Patrick's son?
09:04yeah
09:04the one that was kicking up all the fuss earlier
09:07yeah
09:08died? how?
09:11I don't know
09:11I just found out
09:13what do the police want with Kat?
09:16well it was in the Vic apparently
09:18something happened
09:20someone did this
09:22looks like it
09:23looks like it? what looks like it?
09:26Jean I'll tell you what
09:27why don't you go to bed and I promise we'll talk about it
09:30first thing in the morning
09:31you're a chance of sleeping Alfie
09:33poor Patrick
09:35should I text Yolanda do you think?
09:38will they want to interview me?
09:39do they think it's Kat? it's not Kat
09:41is it?
09:44no
09:44so did you hear anything from the bar?
09:48no no we were so busy
09:49and then
09:51the power went and we just shifted all over here
09:54the power went?
09:56yeah it was a nightmare
09:57yeah right during serving as well
10:00I didn't hear anything that was happening upstairs
10:04and do you know of any reason why Mr Truman might be visiting your daughter?
10:07no he was really drunk earlier
10:10earlier?
10:11yeah in the bar
10:13he was saying all sorts
10:15I think he had it in for Zoe because
10:19because
10:21they were in a relationship
10:25but it's ancient history
10:26but he obviously couldn't let it go
10:28are we done here?
10:31he came with me and I pushed him
10:33and he stepped back and he banged his head on the door
10:35thank you
10:38just take your time
10:40I don't see how that could have killed him
10:43because it weren't even that hard
10:45and if I did
10:45I didn't mean to
10:46I didn't mean for any of this
10:47none of it
10:48do you have kids?
10:50what were you fighting with Anthony Truman about?
10:53you should be with him
10:54because one day you're going to look back and think
10:57why did I spend so much of my life at work?
10:59why did I miss out on it all?
11:00this isn't about me Zoe
11:02I didn't realise what I was giving up
11:04I don't think
11:05I just act
11:06I run
11:06right so is that what happened tonight?
11:08with Anthony
11:08you didn't think
11:09you just lashed out
11:11no no
11:11that's not it
11:12I
11:12I don't remember
11:16I never meant for this to happen
11:18have you been drinking?
11:19not a drop
11:20because I wanted a clear head
11:21because I thought I was meeting my son
11:22your son was there tonight
11:24what?
11:25no
11:26no
11:27it was a trick
11:29a trick?
11:32Anthony tricked you?
11:33no not him
11:34well then who?
11:36come on Zoe
11:36you've got to help me
11:38no one
11:43no one
11:46it was just
11:48him
11:49and me
11:51and me
11:51the pub was open
11:57anyone could have come in
11:58and whacked him over the head
11:59couldn't they?
12:00anyone
12:00but you can't think of anyone specific
12:02no
12:06is that it?
12:10for now
12:10thanks for your time
12:12get that
12:13hello
12:17what's happening?
12:20uh
12:21jean can you show our guests out please?
12:23get that
12:23what's going on?
12:32what did you tell him?
12:32I've got to go
12:33no no no no
12:33you can't talk to me boys
12:35later
12:35I'll tell you later
12:36right I'll bring this
12:37okay
12:37okay
12:38guys
12:49having a jolly christmas
12:53I know
12:55my bad
12:56I asked a question
12:58questions are banned
13:00right
13:00how about you ask me a question
13:02for a change
13:02yeah
13:02like whether
13:04I've had a nice family christmas
13:06yeah you know
13:07chance to catch up
13:08with the old man
13:09no distractions
13:10just a bit of
13:12quality one on one time
13:14chance
13:18what come here
13:23what?
13:31I can't find it
13:33I took it off to peel the potatoes earlier and now it's gone
13:37took what off?
13:38my wedding ring
13:39well where'd you put it?
13:40on the winter cell
13:41have you looked?
13:42yes I've looked
13:43I've looked everywhere
13:44the only place I can think it can be is down the U bend
13:48I must have knocked it down when I was doing a little bit of washing up
13:50can you take it apart and see?
13:52what now?
13:53yes now
13:54before it gets washed away
13:56Nigel bought me that ring from a little antique shop
13:59off the Royal Mile in Edinburgh 25 years ago
14:01he proposed to me next to a little man who was playing the loudest bagpipes I've ever heard
14:05I couldn't tell what he was saying
14:07but he was down on one knee
14:08and he had that ring in his hand
14:09and I am not
14:10I am not
14:11losing that ring down some London sewer
14:13Phil
14:14please
14:15you know me coming to Warford
14:18it wasn't just random
14:21I have people here
14:25family
14:27but it's complicated
14:32I've trusted the wrong person and I've got weight and things on my head
14:37we need to talk
14:39Oi we're in the middle of something
14:41hop it
14:42you hop it
14:43it's a chicken shop not your gaff
14:44listen to me if you don't do one within the next five seconds
14:47I would do your face serious damage
14:49what is your
14:50oh
14:53but kind of scary
14:55it's okay Oscar
14:58just go
14:58I'll call you
15:07yeah
15:07where's Chrissy
15:17but you two left together
15:20so where is she
15:23I don't know
15:25she ditched you
15:27yeah
15:27I ditched her actually
15:29don't get all excited
15:32it's not like I want to cozy up with your daughter
15:34yeah
15:34so funny
15:37you remind me so much of her
15:38you are rude
15:41stubborn
15:42brittle
15:43and gorgeous
15:46who was he
15:50who was who
15:51I heard a man was found dead in your pub
15:53who told you that
15:55Oscar
15:55just
15:56just no
15:57who was he
15:58no one
15:59just someone
16:01Zoe used to know
16:02you're hiding something
16:04I'm not
16:05he used to live here
16:08he came to visit his family
16:10it's horrible what happened really
16:13you're lying
16:15you can see it in your eyes
16:17you don't know me Jasmine
16:21you
16:25screaming
16:26back there
16:27like your guts were gonna come out of your body
16:30I do that
16:34when it all gets too much
16:38and I can feel stuff
16:39shooting through my veins
16:41I
16:42do that
16:43please don't mind to me
16:48right
16:53before I tell you this
16:54yeah
16:55I want you to know
16:56you are not alone
16:57and our family
16:59your family
17:02have got big arms
17:04we'll look after you
17:07if that's what you want
17:08and Zoe
17:10your mum
17:12she's so desperate to know you
17:15just tell me
17:17just say
17:19that man
17:27that man
17:27was Anthony Truman
17:28and he was your dad
17:31I maybe
17:47I just want to make it
17:48what it feels like
17:49even though not
17:50well, it's a bad thing
17:50I mean, there's notó
17:51I don't go into the world
17:53I don't want to make it
17:55drively
17:56orderly
17:57milky
17:58storms
17:58just so short
18:00It's Antony.
18:25Jasmine!
18:25Maxi!
18:26Maxi!
18:26Jasmine, where are you going?
18:27You can't leave!
18:28Stop this, please!
18:29Not the camp!
18:30Listen, listen, mate.
18:31She's bladdered.
18:32If you want to spend the rest of the night mopping up her vomit, be my guest.
18:39Listen to me!
18:40Listen!
18:41Jasmine, it's freezing.
18:43You're not going to find anywhere else to stay tonight.
18:46Just come to my cousin's, have a cup of tea and warm up.
18:49And if you still feel like you want to leave, I'll sort the camp myself.
18:51I can't!
18:52Why?
18:53Because if she finds us, they're just going to kill me.
18:56Who?
18:57Chrissie.
18:59You're scared of her?
19:00Not her.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:03What's that?
19:04It's a tin foil with giblets wrapped round it.
19:05You can put that on your finger if you want.
19:06It's not here.
19:07It's not here.
19:08It's not here.
19:09Well, it's got to be.
19:10Unless it went into the stuffing.
19:11What if someone swallowed it?
19:12I think they'd notice.
19:13Sooner or later.
19:14Well, where is it then?
19:15Julie, it's just a ring, right?
19:16Nigel won't even remember.
19:17That's the whole point, Phil.
19:18Sorry, I've nothing to wrap to them, mate.
19:19Julie, um, Nigel wants to see you in the front room.
19:21Yeah, just a minute.
19:22Billy.
19:23I'll just be a minute.
19:24Okay.
19:25Okay.
19:26I'll just be a minute.
19:27Okay.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30Hello.
19:31Hello.
19:32Hi.
19:33Yeah.
19:34I'm going to go to the front room.
19:35I'm going to go to the front room.
19:36Oh, it's just a ring, right?
19:37Nigel won't even remember.
19:38That's the whole point, Phil.
19:39Sorry, I've nothing to wrap to them, mate.
19:43Julie, um, Nigel wants to see you in the front room.
19:46Yeah, just a minute.
19:48Billy.
19:49I'll just be a minute.
19:50Okay.
19:54Oh.
19:59Hello.
20:00Yeah.
20:01You got a little love bite?
20:03Oh, Peter, stop it.
20:04Oh, yeah.
20:05I thought you were back on the square five minutes.
20:07It's not that fast a mover.
20:08Thanks for, um, sending Ian to find me.
20:13Oh.
20:14I thought you hadn't managed it.
20:17Listen, Mum, you know, it's, er, it's Jimmy's christening tomorrow, innit?
20:21Yeah.
20:22I can't wait.
20:23Oh.
20:26Alright, Mum, you should know that there's, um, there's a chance there.
20:29There's a chance there.
20:30Lauren's dad's gonna be there.
20:32Max Branning?
20:33No.
20:34Mum.
20:35Mum.
20:36If that man dares to turn up at this precious baby's christening, there is gonna be hell to pay.
20:40I just don't want there to be any arguments, please.
20:42Yeah.
20:43Well, then make sure he doesn't turn up.
20:45I'm serious, Peter.
20:47I'm warning you.
20:49Yes.
20:51Are you hungry?
20:52So, if you just drag this over here so we can forgive you?
20:56Yeah.
20:57Because I've been an idiot.
20:59Oh, please, Dad.
21:00I've heard you say that so many times.
21:02Do you know what I would love?
21:05I would really, really, really love for you to just...
21:08Don't act like an idiot in the first place.
21:10Oh, yeah.
21:11That's fair enough.
21:12Lovely.
21:15So, what about you?
21:19Oh.
21:20You remembered I exist then, yeah?
21:24You've been smoking?
21:27Yes.
21:28Oscar.
21:29Don't, er, Oscar me.
21:32Found them in your pocket.
21:35Oh.
21:36Don't, er, Oscar me.
21:37Found them in your pocket.
21:38Oh.
21:39Don't you mind?
21:41Come on, Dad.
21:44You too.
21:48All right, Christmas tree, all right? Better go in the bin tomorrow.
21:50Yeah, well, you've only got one left, so...
21:53That was a full packet?
21:54Yes, and now I've got a sore throat. Don't lecture me.
21:57What?
21:58It serves you right. It's disgusting. Neither of you should be smoking.
22:01I've been upset.
22:02Oh, have you?
22:04Oh, darling.
22:05So, am I forgiven?
22:09I don't know.
22:12I love you, Oscar, all right? And I love you as well. I love both of you.
22:15Mm.
22:16Please don't. I feel ill enough.
22:17Yeah, don't, Dave.
22:18Love stuff, yeah.
22:20I was going home on a christening. I mean...
22:23I'm still coming, you know?
22:28Yeah, as long as you're in your best behaviour and...
22:30Do you know what, as well? You're gonna have to avoid Peter's mum just at all costs.
22:34Just stay away from her.
22:35Bad luck, Dad. She's a sore...
22:37Oh!
22:39Totally mental, mind you.
22:41Well, I think even Cindy ain't gonna be interested in a kid.
22:44Oh, a kid's six foot three, Lauren?
22:46Well, yes. This one is.
22:47Oh, really?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Really?
22:50Yes.
22:51Oh, well, babe.
22:52I'm sorry, what? You two always speak like this, or...?
22:56Always.
23:00You know, I told him I was ashamed of him.
23:04I said...
23:08He taught...
23:10No, no, no. Not again. Not again. Not again.
23:14Two...
23:16Sons.
23:18Oh, why?
23:22Sir, Patrick.
23:24There's some detectives here that, you know, um...
23:26I'll ask you some questions, but I can put them off if you want.
23:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. I want to talk to them.
23:31I want to talk to them.
23:33All you heard what Kat Slater said?
23:36Eh?
23:37She said if Miss Sun ever get near she daughter,
23:40she gonna kill him.
23:43That is what she said today.
23:45All right?
23:46So...
23:48No.
23:51All right.
23:57What's this?
23:58Nigel asked us to help him with all this.
24:00I mean, I thought that he could help...
24:01Mum, don't spoil it.
24:02Sorry.
24:03What?
24:05Nigel.
24:08Julie.
24:12Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
24:19You've got married.
24:20I bought it for you in a shop.
24:22It didn't really...
24:26We're already married, sweetheart.
24:28Yeah.
24:29You could renew your vows.
24:30What?
24:31Yeah.
24:32Yeah.
24:33Yeah, people do it all the time, don't they?
24:34Now they get remarried to show they...
24:36they still love each other.
24:37Go on, Nigel.
24:38Go on.
24:39Go on.
24:40One more time.
24:41Yeah.
24:46Oh.
24:50Julie.
24:53Would you do me the honour of remarrying me?
24:55I love you.
24:56I love you.
24:59Yes.
25:01Yeah, of course I will.
25:02You've got to stop her.
25:12That's the girl that got run over.
25:14What's she doing here?
25:16I don't know.
25:18Yes, you do.
25:20When we met, I was upset.
25:24Um, I'd drunk too much,
25:26and I had gone to the hospital
25:29with the idea of confronting her.
25:32Zoe.
25:34The security guards, they chucked me out.
25:36Um, so I was standing outside,
25:39screaming about how much I hate Zoe Slater.
25:43When...
25:45she turned up.
25:47She was nice.
25:50You know, she...
25:51she listened, she...
25:53she was generous,
25:54she bought me gifts,
25:55she made me feel special.
25:57She made out that I didn't need to just
25:59confront Zoe,
26:01but I needed to do it in a way that was gonna
26:03give me back my power.
26:08Like tormenting her,
26:09it was gonna make me feel better.
26:11and it...
26:17it felt good.
26:20Someone finally had my back,
26:22someone was finally on my side, you know?
26:27But Chrissy, she always, she wanted to go further,
26:28she just kept wanting to go further,
26:30and...
26:32even today she said something that was like...
26:34What?
26:36Chrissy could be...
26:37you know, she could like talk in...
26:39in riddles,
26:40you know,
26:41if that's the word.
26:42Like you don't really understand
26:43what someone's saying,
26:44not exactly.
26:45Jasmine, what are you saying?
26:47Today, she said something about Zoe
26:50deserving what was coming for her.
26:53Like, like there was something more
26:55than what we had planned.
26:57And...
26:58the fire...
27:00I started it.
27:01Okay, but...
27:02but it was her idea.
27:03She's capable of this.
27:08She said that I had to get out of there
27:09before the police turned up.
27:12How would she know the police were gonna turn up?
27:15Unless she knew Anthony was dead.
27:22She said if I dug her in,
27:24she's gonna come for me.
27:26Do you think she killed Anthony?
27:29Do ya?
27:30Do ya?
27:33Yeah.
27:36Yeah, I think she did.
27:39Why didn't I see it?
27:42She's killed Anthony
27:43and she's trying to frame Zoe.
27:49Chrissy killed Anthony!
27:51I'm conscious of the chain.
27:52It seems like you're realizing
27:53why shouldn't you feel like
27:54the fuck you ever said?
27:56So I'm straight away.
27:58I think I'd be more safe about true.
27:59Maybe they fall.
28:00You never can understand what
28:01I mean you feel like there,
28:03like through theazoel or why
28:06there's a weird room.
28:08But you all bowed down to it,
28:12but it'd look for England
28:15I obviously have to find out
28:17that things might be fitted for
28:19when I never saw it and instead
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