Ted Fights Back with Kindness & Humor

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This inspiring scene from Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 1 shows Ted fighting back with kindness and humor, turning criticism and pressure into one of the show’s most uplifting moments.

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00:00Back.

00:06Yeah, Sarah.

00:07Hey, I like the new hair color.

00:09You do it just for fun, or are you going through a breakup?

00:11Both.

00:12Yep, I get it.

00:13What you got?

00:13Coach, how are you feeling about the unanimous opinion that Richmond will be relegated again

00:17at the end of the season?

00:19Yeah, it's true, isn't it?

00:20Expectations for us are as low as a rattlesnake's belly button, huh?

00:24But hey, we got 38 chances to prove all them folks wrong, though, right?

00:27Yeah.

00:27And my hopes are as high as a giraffe's top hat.

00:30Next question.

00:32And if it is, why is a giraffe wearing a top hat?

00:34Don't ask me, man.

00:34Go ask a giraffe.

00:37Coach.

00:37Yeah, Marcus.

00:38Marcus Adebayo, The Independent.

00:40Ooh.

00:42Grads on the new gig.

00:44What do you got for me?

00:45Do you have any response to the comments made earlier today by your former assistant coach,

00:48Nathan Shelley?

00:54Uh, yes, I do.

00:56Yeah.

00:57I thought it was hilarious.

01:00I mean, he came and got us, didn't he?

01:04No doubt about that.

01:06Hey, but that's Nate the Great for you, you know?

01:07He's the same way on the pitch.

01:09You know, he'll find the tiniest little weakness in a team and just want to attack that.

01:13Yeah.

01:14I mean, he's a junkyard dog, man.

01:16And smart.

01:17They're real lucky to have him over there at West Ham.

01:19I wish him the best of luck.

01:20I guess I'm a little surprised that's all you can come up with.

01:28Especially against me.

01:30You know, not one joke about me being a dumb American.

01:32Come on, man.

01:33Sitting there.

01:34I mean, I'm so dumb.

01:40Y'all supposed to say.

01:41How dumb are you?

01:43Gary?

01:43Why?

01:45Well, I mean, it's just classic joke structure.

01:47Give it a shot.

01:48I mean, I'm so dumb.

01:50Lloyd?

01:51How dumb are you?

01:53Okay.

01:54Well, I'm so dumb that the first time I heard y'all talking about Yorkshire pudding,

01:57I thought it was a fancy word y'all had for dog poop.

02:01Yeah.

02:01I mean, I'm so dumb.

02:03How dumb are you?

02:06Yeah, all right.

02:06Well, you know.

02:07Well, whenever I text someone over here about money, I still spell pounds LBS.

02:13Look, man.

02:14I'm not a great coach.

02:15Probably ain't.

02:16You know, I've been doing this sport now for three years,

02:18and I still get a chuckle every time someone talks about a handball violation.

02:23And not one crack about my appearance.

02:25About this mustache.

02:27I look like Ned Flanders is doing cosplay as Ned Flanders.

02:32When I talk, it sounds like Dr. Phil hasn't gone through puberty yet.

02:38I'm more corny than Kevin Costner's Outfield.

02:43Ooh, I lost you on that one.

02:45Yeah.

02:46Swing and a miss.

02:47Yeah.

02:47Uh, Field of Dreams?

02:49No?

02:51I guess y'all don't really like baseball here, so why would you like movies about it?

02:54The, uh...

02:58Well, hey, how about this one?

02:59Regarding my panic attacks, I've had more psychotic episodes than Twin Peaks.

03:05I mean, I'm so crazy.

03:08How crazy I am?

03:10There we go.

03:11I'm so sorry.

03:11Good morning.

03:12Ah, where are you?

03:24Where are you going?

03:25I'll see you again.

03:28You

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