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This inspiring scene from Ted Lasso Season 3 Episode 1 shows Ted fighting back with kindness and humor, turning criticism and pressure into one of the show’s most uplifting moments.
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00:00Back.
00:06Yeah, Sarah.
00:07Hey, I like the new hair color.
00:09You do it just for fun, or are you going through a breakup?
00:11Both.
00:12Yep, I get it.
00:13What you got?
00:13Coach, how are you feeling about the unanimous opinion that Richmond will be relegated again
00:17at the end of the season?
00:19Yeah, it's true, isn't it?
00:20Expectations for us are as low as a rattlesnake's belly button, huh?
00:24But hey, we got 38 chances to prove all them folks wrong, though, right?
00:27Yeah.
00:27And my hopes are as high as a giraffe's top hat.
00:30Next question.
00:32And if it is, why is a giraffe wearing a top hat?
00:34Don't ask me, man.
00:34Go ask a giraffe.
00:37Coach.
00:37Yeah, Marcus.
00:38Marcus Adebayo, The Independent.
00:40Ooh.
00:42Grads on the new gig.
00:44What do you got for me?
00:45Do you have any response to the comments made earlier today by your former assistant coach,
00:48Nathan Shelley?
00:54Uh, yes, I do.
00:56Yeah.
00:57I thought it was hilarious.
01:00I mean, he came and got us, didn't he?
01:04No doubt about that.
01:06Hey, but that's Nate the Great for you, you know?
01:07He's the same way on the pitch.
01:09You know, he'll find the tiniest little weakness in a team and just want to attack that.
01:13Yeah.
01:14I mean, he's a junkyard dog, man.
01:16And smart.
01:17They're real lucky to have him over there at West Ham.
01:19I wish him the best of luck.
01:20I guess I'm a little surprised that's all you can come up with.
01:28Especially against me.
01:30You know, not one joke about me being a dumb American.
01:32Come on, man.
01:33Sitting there.
01:34I mean, I'm so dumb.
01:40Y'all supposed to say.
01:41How dumb are you?
01:43Gary?
01:43Why?
01:45Well, I mean, it's just classic joke structure.
01:47Give it a shot.
01:48I mean, I'm so dumb.
01:50Lloyd?
01:51How dumb are you?
01:53Okay.
01:54Well, I'm so dumb that the first time I heard y'all talking about Yorkshire pudding,
01:57I thought it was a fancy word y'all had for dog poop.
02:01Yeah.
02:01I mean, I'm so dumb.
02:03How dumb are you?
02:06Yeah, all right.
02:06Well, you know.
02:07Well, whenever I text someone over here about money, I still spell pounds LBS.
02:13Look, man.
02:14I'm not a great coach.
02:15Probably ain't.
02:16You know, I've been doing this sport now for three years,
02:18and I still get a chuckle every time someone talks about a handball violation.
02:23And not one crack about my appearance.
02:25About this mustache.
02:27I look like Ned Flanders is doing cosplay as Ned Flanders.
02:32When I talk, it sounds like Dr. Phil hasn't gone through puberty yet.
02:38I'm more corny than Kevin Costner's Outfield.
02:43Ooh, I lost you on that one.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Swing and a miss.
02:47Yeah.
02:47Uh, Field of Dreams?
02:49No?
02:51I guess y'all don't really like baseball here, so why would you like movies about it?
02:54The, uh...
02:58Well, hey, how about this one?
02:59Regarding my panic attacks, I've had more psychotic episodes than Twin Peaks.
03:05I mean, I'm so crazy.
03:08How crazy I am?
03:10There we go.
03:11I'm so sorry.
03:11Good morning.
03:12Ah, where are you?
03:24Where are you going?
03:25I'll see you again.
03:28You
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