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This compilation brings together the most iconic moments from Ted Lasso Season 1, highlighting the humor, heart, and inspiration that made the series so beloved.
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00:01Yeah. Look at that. Okay. Mmm.
00:07Well, you know, I always figured that tea was just going to taste like hot brown water.
00:12And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it's horrible.
00:16Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda?
00:19Coach, I'm me. Why would I want to be anything else?
00:23I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
00:26Team's got a bond.
00:27Alright, I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today.
00:29Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office.
00:31Alright, catch you later, boss. Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
00:35Sees you later.
00:39Yes. Yes.
00:43Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language.
00:56Wanker! Wanker!
00:58This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful.
01:01Boss, I tell you, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either.
01:06I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?
01:10Well, Trey, I'm going to put it the same way the U.S. Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography.
01:15It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.
01:18That young fella's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know.
01:33Heck, might be a genius.
01:35Anything to add, Coach?
01:36Good kid.
01:39Boy, oh boy.
01:40You knew Coach Beard, you know what a big deal that was.
01:42You mean that, don't you?
01:44Whoa.
01:45Well, hell, there's your story right there.
01:46Got a headline, everything.
01:47Man nods head.
01:50Holy shit, Rebecca.
01:53Are those your real tits?
01:54I feel like a teenage boy.
01:55I can't stop staring at them.
01:57Where did you get those?
01:59My mum.
02:01Oi, why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium,
02:04go out on the pitch and have a proper fuckabout.
02:11Oh, shit.
02:12Yet another reason shirts exist.
02:14Shhh, look, it's not funny.
02:16Burn my nipples.
02:22Practice is cancelled.
02:28That is a lot longer run than he thinks that.
02:31Metaphor.
02:34When are you going to win a game, you fucking wanker?
02:37Hey, Baz, fellas, this here, this is my wife, Michelle.
02:40Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs Lasso.
02:42Is that today's paper?
02:49There's something in there about me, as usual,
02:51and I'm trying not to care.
02:54Fuck the haters.
02:57So we got that going on,
02:59and obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt.
03:02It's my upper hamstring, coach.
03:04You tore your butt, son.
03:05There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
03:06It happens.
03:07People tear their butts all the time in athletics.
03:09You're not alone, man.
03:10Hey, coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right?
03:13Three times.
03:14Three times.
03:15Butt's an amazing muscle.
03:16God is my witness.
03:17Your butt will heal.
03:18No, Keely, I think you're confused.
03:20I was at first, and I was like, come on, Keely.
03:23Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend.
03:28I'm fucking with you.
03:29I thought you were being serious.
03:33I mean, can you imagine?
03:34Oh, I have.
03:37You've lost one.
03:37You've drawn one.
03:38You've not scored any goals.
03:39Yeah.
03:39So I'm wondering, how worried are you about the threat of relegation?
03:43Well, Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation.
03:47Oh, well, is that grunt all I get to go on?
03:52That's okay, I'll give you a shot.
03:53Here, let's see.
03:55You are thinking about buying your first house.
03:58No, not bad.
03:59Okay.
04:00You just realized your dad might be a little racist.
04:03Stop!
04:04He's in his 60s, and he's from South London.
04:06Of course, my dad's a little racist.
04:07Look.
04:09Yeah, woman with the hair.
04:11Keely Jones, the Independent Woman magazine.
04:13Where would you take me if I did say yes?
04:15I don't know, coffee?
04:17Oh, you can't do any better.
04:19Dinner.
04:20Yeah, that sounds great.
04:25Yeah, woman with the fucking eyes.
04:37Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing you do all day,
04:41but I need a favor.
04:41We'll die for you, coach.
04:42I told my niece I might not be playing.
04:46She asked if we could go get ice cream.
04:49Well, hey, at least you had someone you could talk to, right?
04:52I asked her if she was still going to watch the match if I wasn't playing.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Little shit said yes.
04:59Didn't even blink.
05:00Just straight into my face.
05:01Hell, iconic.
05:04Yeah?
05:04I never know how to react when a grown man does the carton in front of me.
05:07What does a British owl say?
05:13Coach, what's a British owl say?
05:17I was saying earlier that...
05:19You acting like I'm chasing you with a booger or something.
05:23Okay.
05:23All right.
05:24I see what's going on here.
05:25It's about raw, ain't it?
05:26So you're going to give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment.
05:28That's a combo.
05:29Does it come with a medium drink?
05:33Fine.
05:34Hey, Nate.
05:35What does a British owl say?
05:37Oh, you're going to do that move where you act like you don't hear me and then you just
05:40walk away, huh?
05:42Yeah.
05:43Oh, it's like that now, huh?
05:45Cause confusion.
05:47Or create chaos.
05:49Yeah?
05:50Yes, it is.
05:51Thanks, boss.
05:53Woo-hoo!
05:57I'm fine.
05:58I'm not going to say anything in front of this dry old shit.
06:01Why?
06:01He won't say anything, will you?
06:05Missed.
06:06We signed you with an each perfect through ball.
06:09Oh, and Winchester was clearly offside.
06:11Come on now!
06:12Explain me how that's offside.
06:14What?
06:14No, I'm serious.
06:15How's that offside?
06:16I don't understand it yet.
06:18And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics.
06:22What chess moves do they have in store?
06:24Exactly.
06:25Okay.
06:25It's not when the vinegar catches a ball.
06:27Exactly.
06:27It's when catch up.
06:28What is it?
06:29Yes, I understand.
06:30Bonkroor asked Richmond a late free kick.
06:33I think he's making mail of it, Arlo.
06:35City players do too.
06:37No, Chris.
06:38He's definitely hurt.
06:39No, no.
06:40He's absolutely fine.
06:41I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like this American football.
06:47What the fuck is that?
06:50What the fuck is that?
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