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00:01Happy Uncle's Day!
00:07You know it's not a real holiday, right?
00:09Yes, it is. Right, Mummy?
00:11Any day that annoys Roy, holiday for me.
00:16I'll get it.
00:19Fi told me that Uncle's Day is her favourite holiday of the year.
00:22Fuck off.
00:23Yeah, seriously. It was Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday,
00:27and then Pertenlofen, the German holiday
00:30where people dress up as evil spirits and roam the streets
00:32in order to scare Winter away.
00:35She might be an old soul, but she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she?
00:40No, it's my mum's.
00:41All right, all right. Hey, how you doing?
00:44Sorry I'm late.
00:45Oh, it's okay. You can just sit down next to Uncle Roy.
00:48Hello, Uncle Roy.
00:50What the fuck is he doing here?
00:52I had to invite your best friend.
00:54He's not my best friend.
00:56Well, you talk about him a lot.
00:59And you spend every day together.
01:01Well, he's not.
01:03So, who's your best friend, Jamie?
01:05Er, probably Isaac.
01:07Fuck off.
01:08He is.
01:09That's Pound Dog, Corey.
01:11Feel me.
01:12Okay.
01:13Now open Jamie's gift.
01:15Oh, it's... it's stupid. It's dumb.
01:18I don't know. You...
01:20It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup.
01:28Your name's on the back of everything.
01:34I got him to change the E to a U.
01:37I love it.
01:55Yeah, you owe me a pound, Jamie.
01:57Why? Say nothing.
01:59No, but you made me think it.
02:01And that's basically the same thing.
02:06Yeah, fair play.
02:08Okay, bye, son.
02:10Right.
02:12Who's there?
02:14We're rafting up.
02:15I made it a skill.
02:18The colours spell your name?
02:19Red, orange, yellow.
02:20Roy!
02:26She's been very excited to give it to you.
02:31What do you think?
02:33Well, I mean, I fucking love it.
02:36It's worth it.
02:38It's worth it.
02:50Okay, mum and I are going to put our costumes on for the performance.
02:55Heads up team, there is an intermission.
03:04Your sister is fit.
03:05I will cut your eyes out.
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