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The iconic darts scene from Ted Lasso (2020), where confidence, kindness, and strategy come together in one unforgettable moment.
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00:01You wanna leave?
00:03Don't give them satisfaction.
00:05So, Rebecca, it's time to be friends again.
00:09Especially since Bex and I are gonna be
00:12sitting with you every week in that onus box.
00:15I'm not going every week.
00:17Well, I am.
00:19And, um, every week when they shove a camera in my face
00:23and ask me how I think you're doing,
00:26I will tell them.
00:28It'll be relentless.
00:34So, Rupert, y'all take your darts over here pretty seriously, huh?
00:38This and, uh, what's a billiard game y'all do
00:41that sounds like a brand of cookies?
00:43Snooker?
00:44That's it. That's the one.
00:45Yeah, boy, I'd love to curl up on a couch under a weighted blanket,
00:49watch You've Got Mail and devour a box of Snookers.
00:54See what we got here.
00:56Hey, there it is.
00:57Do you like darts, Ted?
01:00Oh, they're okay.
01:01I'm more of a, you know, a cornhole man myself.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:06How about a game?
01:07I mean, we could, you know, maybe wager, say, 10,000 pounds.
01:12Oh!
01:13Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to Fettuccine Alfredo,
01:16that's a little rich for my blood.
01:19Uh, how about this?
01:20If you win, I'll let you pick the starting lineup
01:22of the last two games of the season.
01:24But if I win, you can't go anywhere near the owner's box,
01:27at least not while Rebecca's still in charge.
01:29Ted.
01:30What?
01:31What the hell are you doing?
01:32Well, I believe some folks call it white knighting,
01:34but I don't know, I'm just following my gut here.
01:35It's okay.
01:36It's okay.
01:37Well, what do you think?
01:38You're wrong.
01:39Okay.
01:40Uh, double in, double out.
01:42Whatever you say, Rupert Dupes.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Just let me know if I'm winning or losing, all right?
01:46Oh, I forgot I had these on me.
01:51Oh, wait a second.
01:53I forgot I'm left-handed.
01:54Yes!
01:55One hundred, Andy!
01:56William Rupert, get in!
01:57Shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you.
01:59Shall I be giving you the line-up card now, Ted?
02:00I shall be putting your Brassanier back on defence where he belongs.
02:02That's exactly what I said, didn't I?
02:03No, it's not all Ted's fault.
02:04My ex-wife's the one who brought the hillbilly to our shores.
02:06I know she's always been a bit randy, but I never thought she would fuck over an entire team.
02:11Hey!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:14Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Oh!
02:17Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:28Hey!
02:29Better manners when I'm holding a dart.
02:33Please.
02:34Hmm.
02:36May.
02:37What do I need to win?
02:40Two triple 20s and a bullseye.
02:44Good luck.
02:47You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life.
02:52And for years I never understood why.
02:54It used to really bother me.
02:56But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school,
02:58and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman.
03:01It was painted on the wall there.
03:02It said, be curious, not judgmental.
03:06And I like that.
03:11So I get back in my car, and I'm driving to work.
03:13And all of a sudden, it hits me.
03:16All them fellas that used to belittle me,
03:18not a single one of them were curious.
03:21You know, they thought they had everything all figured out,
03:23and so they judged everything.
03:25And they judged every one.
03:28And I realized that they're underestimating me.
03:32Who I was had nothing to do with it.
03:36Because if they were curious, they would ask questions.
03:40You know?
03:41Questions like, have you played a lot of darts, Ted?
03:48Which I would have answered, yes, sir.
03:52Every Sunday afternoon, at a sports bar with my father,
03:56from age 10 until I was 16, when he passed away.
04:04Barbecue sauce.
04:05Good game, Rupert.
04:13Come on, let's go.
04:16You are a very lovely consolation prize.
04:19Rebecca, Ted, enjoy your evening.
04:22Mate, as always.
04:23Holy shit, that felt good.
04:27That was fun, yeah.
04:29Only one thing left to do now.
04:31What's that?
04:34Don't have to.
04:35Drinks are on me!
04:39Woo!
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