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00:26Excuse me.
00:54You're telling me that the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity, who organises
01:01drag nights and bingo nights and all that stuff, who loves being centre of attention,
01:05all of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck?
01:09I want in the mood.
01:13What are you talking about?
01:14You're always in the mood.
01:16You are the mood.
01:18But it's not so jazz hands when you realise.
01:21When you realise what?
01:23My life's not exactly what I thought it'd be, alright.
01:28At 49 the remix.
01:30So I didn't really want a fuck.
01:32Right.
01:33Is this because you've not got a fella?
01:35No.
01:36It's not just that.
01:40I love my life, but sometimes...
01:45A bit lonely.
01:48Bob on.
01:49Right.
01:50Well.
01:51Listen.
01:52I know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now, but I'll let
01:58me tell you.
01:59You are fantastic.
02:00And I'm telling you now, you've made my life a hundred times better.
02:05May I have this dance?
02:06Come on, Carl.
02:07Heyo.
02:08Never fear it.
02:09Your cake is here.
02:10Oh!
02:11Now that cake looks very, very heavy.
02:12It's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms.
02:13Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well that can help play.
02:17It's a very good day.
02:18Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well that can help play.
02:19It's a very good day.
02:20Oh, you and Todd have saved it, eh?
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:22That's right, yeah.
02:23Where is Todd?
02:24Oh, you know, he's a bit of a light, the way it is gone for a light then.
02:27What?
02:28Is she out there anything to drink?
02:30Well, that's my point exactly.
02:32Well, so we just wanted to go home.
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh, you know, he's a bit of a light, the way it is gone for a light then.
02:41What?
02:42Is she out there anything to drink?
02:43Well, that's my point exactly.
02:44What?
02:45So we just wanted to go home?
02:47Oh!
02:48Left without saying his goodbyes?
02:49Oh, listen.
02:50Don't worry about goodbyes.
02:51You see him all the time.
02:52Don't you worry little Ed about Todd.
02:53Oh!
02:54Sally Spectacular!
02:55Oh!
02:56Are you dancing?
02:57Oh!
02:58Because I am asking.
02:59Move!
03:00Oh!
03:01Over in!
03:02Why would he cheat on you?
03:05There's no one fitter than you.
03:07Except me.
03:08And it's not me.
03:11So go on then.
03:12Who is she?
03:14Carl's latest.
03:21It's James.
03:25James?
03:27James Bailey?
03:32I can't believe this.
03:35James!
03:36That sneaky little skank.
03:37Oh, Carl's the skank.
03:41You blew up your life for him.
03:43Oh, thanks for the reminder.
03:46What am I going to do, Tris?
03:48Well, you can stop being such a sap.
03:51And you've come to the right place for sympathy.
03:53No, I mean it, Abby.
03:54Remember who you are.
03:58No, you're right.
03:59What am I doing here?
04:00I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window.
04:02Or, I don't know, cutting up his best jacket.
04:05No, that's amateur.
04:06You're smarter than that.
04:08I'm not, though, am I?
04:10We were putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf.
04:17I'm putting groceries on credit cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes.
04:24Right, so he's got a nice little nest egg, has he, for Germany?
04:28A few grand.
04:29Be a shame if that went missing.
04:32What, you reckon I should rob it?
04:35Pay your debts off, buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him. Fleece him!
04:40I knew there was a reason you and me were mates.
04:46Do not shed a single tear over him again, okay? Do you hear me?
04:50Damn right.
04:52Right, I've got to go, cos, erm, I've got some stuff to do.
05:01Did you not think to ask me first?
05:04I wasn't going to see my ma out in the street, was I?
05:07She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter.
05:08Oh, that's not true. You two just clash. Christmas didn't do any good either.
05:12That was all her doing.
05:14I know, but...
05:16Babe, she hates my guts.
05:18She doesn't.
05:20Eva, take this upstairs, would you?
05:23Today, if it's not too much trouble.
05:25It is, actually. You'll have to do it yourself.
05:27Carefully don't break your neck on the way up.
05:29I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy heels.
05:33Alright, enough. This is our home.
05:36Exactly.
05:37No, I mean all of ours. So can we please just get along?
05:42She hasn't even said sorry.
05:44Well, I am sorry. I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved.
05:47Babe, that is not an apology.
05:50That's the best you're going to get.
05:52Now, can we just move forward, please?
05:54I'll do a spot of cleaning.
05:56Stay to the place.
05:57Seriously.
05:58Beep, beep, beep, beep, come on.
06:04So how is university for the very, very, very mature student?
06:09Oh, well, you know me.
06:12Potential barrister.
06:14Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady. I treat everyone the same.
06:17It'd be an awful pity if you got barred, wouldn't it?
06:21I thought you were studying law, not medicine.
06:24If you must know, this is all about my grandson's accident.
06:29Well, his recovery from the hit and run.
06:33Mystery of the century?
06:34I'd like you to know that this is my life.
06:37It's not some cheap TV thriller.
06:40Oh, the drama of you.
06:44He's still alive, isn't he?
06:46And on the mend?
06:47Well, he would be.
06:49If he went to his physio, if he weren't too scared, the stubborn ox.
06:53And he doesn't listen to a word you say.
06:55Maybe it's the way you say it.
06:57Maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologise.
06:59Sometimes you have to.
07:02With family.
07:10You see, if I'd cancelled the sparrow, I would have lost my hefty deposit, you know.
07:14Who is this bloke, any road?
07:16Andrew Scott.
07:18Well, he's an amazing actor that me and Todd adore.
07:21But I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit, so it's fine.
07:24Can you take someone else?
07:26Well, it was kind of more for Todd than me.
07:27But, erm...
07:29Yeah, I'm sure I could find someone.
07:31Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket.
07:33Oh, hey, hey, Summer.
07:35I'll let the authorities, they've found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket.
07:38No, I mean, he'll need it.
07:40Won't he? I'm gonna drop it on over to him.
07:42Oh, Billy, he's sleeping off the ale, he doesn't need to be playing Candy Crush.
07:45What if he needs to contact us?
07:47No, he won't.
07:48Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home.
07:51Alright?
07:53Guys, guys, the cake is up.
07:54The cake is up!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57That's cold!
08:08Sorry!
08:09This hotel website's really basic. There's barely any reviews.
08:27Why are you still banging on about this?
08:29Because it doesn't add up. It's like a front or something.
08:32But when you spoke to somebody on the phone before, you spoke to an actual human and they said that Carla was staying there.
08:38Yeah, but when I try and book it, look, it doesn't let me go any further.
08:42Well, then, the website designer needs sacking.
08:46Yeah, but also when I look at maps, it's a building site.
08:51Oh, yeah, but I mean, maps, they're never, like, fully up to date, are they? I mean, it's probably just a bit behind or something.
08:58Do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in Portugal and it was only, like, half built?
09:03Oh, yeah, I do.
09:05She was, like, ten, so it was really exciting. I was like, if I don't laugh, I'm going to cry.
09:09Can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side then.
09:11No. No, I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel, then she's going to chew my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back.
09:18So you reckon I'm making something out of nothing?
09:21I'm sure she's by the pool, just topping up the town and eyeing up the talent.
09:26Oh.
09:28Don't make a sound.
09:31Oh, I'll knock you out proper this time.
09:33Please just let me go.
09:35Oh, God, you talk like I'm some kind of monster, but I came back to give you your kidney meds and look what you did to me.
09:41Oh, you didn't have to do that. It really hurts.
09:44You got me locked up in a coffin and you're the victim.
09:50It is what it is.
09:52Like, yeah, it's not ideal, but I didn't want you to suffer, which is why I brought your meds.
09:57You can sing for these now.
09:59No, no, Becky. Please, I need them.
10:02No.
10:04You know Lisa's going to figure out who you really are.
10:06Lisa and me know each other inside out.
10:13And you can't mess with that, even though you tried.
10:17You're so tapped.
10:19I don't care what you think, because pretty soon you'll be out of the picture and I'll get my happy ending with my family.
10:25If you were going to kill me, you'd have killed me by now.
10:32Look at you. You're shaking.
10:37You're not a killer.
10:40You've not got it in you.
10:41No.
10:47But I don't have to, do I?
10:51Because without meds, your body's going to fail you pretty quickly.
10:55So all I have to do...
11:01Put on this gag.
11:09Get up.
11:12And walk out the door.
11:32I don't want it.
11:34Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy.
11:36Right, come on. Get the plates out, will you?
11:38OK, Mrs Krause.
11:40Excuse me.
11:42Hello.
11:43We are dishing up stir fry again.
11:46Are you hungry?
11:48Yeah, starved babes.
11:50Where have you been all day?
11:51I, um...
11:52Don't you make every question sound like a police interrogation?
11:55Betsy, I don't.
11:57I was just concerned.
11:59You know, you...
12:02You look like death.
12:04You all right?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06I'm just, you know...
12:08Oh!
12:09Mum!
12:10Oh, my God!
12:11Becky!
12:12Bex!
12:13Bessie calling ambulance now.
12:14Yeah.
12:16Becky?
12:17Becky, can you hear me?
12:19Hey, you sit down.
12:20I'll get the glove.
12:21I should get attacked more often.
12:23Oh!
12:24Maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit, property, carey.
12:27Shh!
12:28Although I do like the sound of that.
12:30I'm just gonna go for a week.
12:31OK.
12:32Hiya, collection for Osborne.
12:33Yeah, I'll just grab it.
12:36A nurse's outfit.
12:39Er, it was a joke.
12:41What are you even doing here?
12:42Well, maybe I just fancied a onion bauzy.
12:44How's he?
12:46So you followed us.
12:47Us?
12:48Look, I'm sorry, Will.
12:49I know you've got to be missing out on a session, but...
12:52After what happened to Daniel, I need to be with him.
12:54Are you going on much party?
12:55I told you I wouldn't.
12:59All right?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Yeah, we're great.
13:03Er, Will's just disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow.
13:06Committed, aren't you?
13:07Completely.
13:08Yeah.
13:11Shall we go, then?
13:12Yeah, yeah.
13:13Come on, let's skedaddle.
13:16Bye, Will.
13:17Bye.
13:18I'll, erm...
13:19I'll message you about rescheduling.
13:23Ladies.
13:28Hey.
13:29Who's lazy now?
13:31Well, what do you want, a medal?
13:33Oh, come on.
13:34Don't pretend like you're not impressed.
13:37I knew you could do it, didn't I?
13:39The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session.
13:42Oh, you went to the physio in the end, did you?
13:45Er, yeah.
13:46Yeah, I did.
13:47Hmm.
13:48Was it helpful?
13:49Right, well, you can wipe that look off your face.
13:52Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders.
13:55Well, it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well.
13:58So...
13:59But, but, I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did.
14:04Well, I forgive you, all right?
14:06That's settled.
14:07What's for tea?
14:08What?
14:09Hang on.
14:10Have I been played here?
14:13Possibly.
14:14I got you to your session there, didn't I?
14:16Er, he went of his own accord.
14:18Oh, course he did.
14:19Course he did.
14:21Listen.
14:22Listen, you was right.
14:24I shall be trying harder.
14:27All right, don't ruin it for yourself.
14:40Straight to the recycling.
14:45What is it?
14:47Er...
14:48A few friends and my mum's reached out,
14:52saying how sorry they were.
14:55And I didn't know what to say.
14:58And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing, but...
15:03You didn't know how?
15:06That made me a bad person.
15:08No.
15:09No, grief, it's...
15:12It's complicated, innit?
15:13You deal are you deal.
15:15All the messages just made it real, you know?
15:17Like, that's it.
15:19Like, I'm never gonna see her again.
15:21She's gone.
15:23It's done.
15:28She'll be proud of you, you know?
15:31Yeah, right.
15:35Following your heart.
15:38Saving your pennies to start a new life with a woman you love.
15:42And a kid.
15:45And we're almost there, aren't we?
15:47Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets.
15:50And leave all our ghosts behind.
15:53Yeah.
15:56And you don't sound too keen.
15:58You've not blown all the money, have you?
16:00Of course I haven't, and...
16:02I am keen, it's just...
16:04It's been a weird day, hasn't it?
16:06Yeah, it has.
16:07It does make you think, though.
16:13About the people you love.
16:16You'd do anything for him.
16:19Would you?
16:21What?
16:23Would you do anything for me?
16:25Of course I would.
16:27Abby, I don't know what I'd do without you.
16:30And you won't have to find out?
16:33Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me.
16:45Well, the doctor said it was concussion.
16:47And the wound on the back of your head.
16:49That doesn't happen without you noticing, does it?
16:51What's with her tone? She's in a hospital bed.
16:52I need to know what's going on, Betsy.
17:00What's happened, Mum?
17:04I didn't want to tell you, but...
17:07I was...
17:09I was attacked.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:13It curses lot.
17:17Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:19I wouldn't completely freak you out.
17:21It's me thereafter.
17:22You might have told me to do one.
17:24No, of course we wouldn't.
17:25Would we?
17:27No.
17:29Never.
17:31We can't just keep ignoring this.
17:34And you're right.
17:36They've obviously been keeping tabs on you,
17:37and they clearly know where to find you.
17:39Yeah.
17:40We can't just wait around until they do her in.
17:42We need to leave, hide out, like, right now.
17:45Right, you panicking isn't helpful.
17:46Yeah, but we've already lost her once.
17:47Don't you think I know that?
17:49I don't want to lose her again, either.
17:51Yeah, then do something.
17:52Betsy, it's all right.
17:54I am going to be all right.
17:56But Lisa, I have to go.
17:58I need to go to Spain as soon as.
18:04We should ramp up the guest deals.
18:06People buy more when they think it won't last forever.
18:08Last forever? Nothing does.
18:10Right, Yoda.
18:12Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:15Learn from our mistakes.
18:17You mean my mistakes?
18:18I didn't, actually.
18:20This is a learning curve for all of us.
18:22Oh, indeed it is.
18:24All right, what about a Luan?
18:26I could do pina coladas, Mai Tais,
18:28I could dust off my coconuts.
18:30Oh, I know, what about a Great Gatsby?
18:33Oh, I love the 1920s,
18:35and I make the best flapper.
18:37Just replace the F?
18:38You what?
18:40Oh, it was right there.
18:41I couldn't resist.
18:43Come on, babe.
18:44She's joking.
18:46Of course I am.
18:48Friends?
18:51Yeah.
18:53Right.
18:54Can you two ladies get on?
18:55After all, we're family.
19:00Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive.
19:03But I think Ben's right.
19:05We are family.
19:07And I think if we try hard,
19:09we could be so happy here.
19:11My son is soft and forgiving.
19:14Treats that I don't possess.
19:16You aborted my grandchild.
19:19You lied to everyone.
19:21You, lady, will never be my family.
19:25Ah, what can I get you there?
19:26What can I get you there?
19:43It's hard.
19:45It's hard if you've beaten up what you're doing.
19:48Your hands are like ice.
19:51You're dripping wet.
19:54Yeah, I just popped out to get some chips.
19:59I want to have some chips.
20:02Where are they then?
20:04What?
20:05The chips.
20:07Todd, your lips are turning blue.
20:09How long have you been out here?
20:11I feel the cold, don't I?
20:13I think you said you'd had too much to drink.
20:16I did.
20:18No, you'd had one pint at most.
20:20You weren't drunk.
20:21I was.
20:23I saw how he seemed with you when you left.
20:29I've been insensitive and he'd caught me on it.
20:33That was all.
20:35So what, he'd lock you out the flat?
20:37No, of course not.
20:39So then, can you explain to me why you're out here
20:40in the freezing cold, wet through with no coat on,
20:42looking like you're one icy drink away from hypothermia?
20:46And save me the lies about the chips.
20:51All right, yeah, we did have a bit of a tiff at the party.
20:56And then I went for a walk just to clear my head.
21:00About what?
21:03None of your business.
21:06All right, I'll go back home and everything will be all right.
21:10I...
21:12He just...
21:13He gets a bit...
21:15A bit what?
21:16He has certain...
21:22expectations of a relationship.
21:26That's all.
21:27And I'm...
21:29You know, I'm like a...
21:31Selfish.
21:32Inconsiderate.
21:33Kind.
21:35Loving.
21:36Loyal.
21:38Feels lucky to have you.
21:39What is he to my flat?
21:44Take it...
21:46For next time.
21:52I've got it back.
21:53No, Todd...
21:54Come.
22:08I'm sorry.
22:09Bye.
22:11Bye.
22:15Bye.
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