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00:30Daniel?
00:48What's happened?
00:50Oh!
00:52Thank you for driving me to the hotel.
00:54Not at all.
01:00I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
01:04Hey, guys.
01:06Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:08You meeting Daniel?
01:10Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:12Bonding with the barn.
01:14Things are hotting up.
01:16Oh, it's Adam.
01:20Daniel's been attacked.
01:30So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:38Show your pie hole.
01:42As if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:45Read the room.
01:46Ow!
01:48Ow!
01:50I wonder what would happen if we binged your anti-rejection meds.
01:56You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:58At least I've got a personality.
02:00Oh, come on.
02:01Shut up.
02:02No, please, just let me off.
02:03Open up.
02:04Come on, Beth.
02:05No.
02:06You're mindless as of it.
02:07And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:08I'm okay, Dad.
02:09Well, there was me, dead to the world, while you were being brutally attacked.
02:26Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't, because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:31Yeah, exactly.
02:32Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:37Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's. I'm sorry.
02:39It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:42Hey.
02:43What have they done to you?
02:44Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:49Maggie?
02:50I'm not stopping.
02:51I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:55She insisted.
02:56Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:58So, have you and Ava patched things up?
03:01Let's focus on you.
03:03Did you get a look at the perp?
03:05I watch every crime thing going.
03:08No, I didn't.
03:09I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:13I heard steps approaching, and then I heard him run off.
03:17Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:20Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:23Right.
03:24Minus his wallet and watch.
03:25Awful.
03:26Insult to injury.
03:29I love you and leave you.
03:33Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:35Why did you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:42Would it make a blind bit of difference if I said don't?
03:46Am I in the doghouse?
03:49Why would you say that?
03:50No clue.
03:51I don't know.
03:52You just seem a little cold.
03:59Well, best crack on then.
04:01Doing business on Boxing Day.
04:03I'm in the dog.
04:04Busy guy.
04:05Yeah, darling.
04:06We're going to do that, all right?
04:07This is when you steal a march.
04:08No.
04:11Yeah, I didn't.
04:12Trouble in paradise.
04:13Hello.
04:14Sorry to disappoint.
04:16Oh, you dropped one.
04:19I've seen one of them before.
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:22Me and James both got out for Christmas.
04:24From my mum.
04:26You okay?
04:28Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:29I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:30You know, it is the season to go demented.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Two.
04:36Two now.
04:37Well.
04:39It seems the wee runs.
04:43Where did you stay last night?
04:44What do you care?
04:46Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:49You left him no choice.
04:51As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:54That won't be happening.
04:59And if I need anything else,
05:01I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
05:04You good, Nan?
05:05I'm just back from the hospital.
05:07Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:10Left for dead.
05:12Is he okay?
05:13Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:15The old girl's good for a goss.
05:18I give up.
05:22Megan's awful worried about him.
05:24He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:28They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:31Does he know who did it?
05:33He has no clue.
05:34But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:37His wallet and watch are gone.
05:40Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:44Oi!
05:46Like a chain of mine.
05:49I thought I must have done.
05:50Abby found it.
05:52Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:54Well, I'm single, mate.
05:55I'm no cheat.
05:57Did you do it on purpose?
05:58Whoa!
05:59Cocky.
06:00No, I didn't.
06:02Is she onto you?
06:03I don't know.
06:04You're a class act.
06:05What, like you're a choir boy?
06:07Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:08You're only out for yourself.
06:09Why can't I ever remember that?
06:10Because you want me.
06:12Oh, but I don't like you though.
06:14And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:15To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:19I feel bad for her.
06:20She's not your concern.
06:21And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:23I just don't want to blindside her.
06:24Especially at Christmas.
06:26Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:27And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:33Alright, mate.
06:36Hello.
06:37I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:44Ambassador.
06:45Looks top dollar.
06:47I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:49I figured I owed you one.
06:52Amberlynn stayed there, you know.
06:54Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:57Oh, come on, get it in the calendar.
07:00It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
07:03The evil of the mini break.
07:06Oh.
07:08Oh, wait.
07:10Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:13It wasn't on there.
07:15Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:18This full smack bang in the middle.
07:20So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini break?
07:24What?
07:25I didn't intend to.
07:27Oh, forget it.
07:29Forget it.
07:31It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:33I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:38Not some actor I can tell you.
07:43He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:45He has no clue.
07:47I wanted to kill him.
07:49I don't know what I was thinking.
07:50I just lunged at him from behind and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:56Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:58Yeah, but I never robbed him.
08:00I panicked and legged it.
08:02Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:05Are you going to tell Dad?
08:07What do you think?
08:09Nice one, Nan.
08:10Me.
08:11What got into you?
08:13Why do you hate him so much?
08:16He hates me.
08:18And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:21And the way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:24He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged.
08:28And that would be your future down the pan.
08:30For a bright boy you have been extremely stupid.
08:41Oh, there you go.
08:46Shuttle.
08:48Malingering, I knew it.
08:50They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:52Oh, great.
08:54Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:57I don't get assaulted.
08:59Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
09:01I don't get accused of having an affair.
09:03Oh, it's all about you.
09:04You might think that, but I've got news actually.
09:07About your attacker.
09:08Oh, go on.
09:11You and James Bailey.
09:17Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:20Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:23I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:27I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:30Or, pre-loved.
09:32Oh, you idiot.
09:34I have given everything up for you. Everything!
09:38Easy, it's not happening. James isn't up for it.
09:39Have you lost your mind?
09:41We're not playing Alcia, this is the real thing.
09:44Alfie, he's a child, he's not a doll.
09:48I know.
09:50I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:53I have staked everything on you.
09:56I know!
09:58Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:59I will not have you-
10:00You'll break the law!
10:02Okay.
10:04Okay, I'll stop. I promise. It's done.
10:06Oh, you'd better add.
10:10I have already shifted a few cars though.
10:12Oh!
10:13It means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:16Abby, listen to me!
10:17Listen!
10:19I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:21I'll do right by us. You'll see. It's all good.
10:33The job must be so draining. Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:43Yep.
10:44Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:45Mmm. George and Glenda's party?
10:46Oh, aka the, er, party to end all parties.
10:48Mmm.
10:49Oh, or Andrew Scott?
10:50By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
10:51Yeah.
10:52I'll do it.
10:53I'll do it.
10:54I'll do it.
10:55I'll do it.
10:56I'll do it.
10:57I'll do it.
10:58I'll do it.
10:59I'll do it.
11:00I'll do it.
11:01I'll do it.
11:02I'll do it.
11:03I'll do it.
11:04I'll do it.
11:05I'll do it.
11:06I'll do it.
11:07I'll do it.
11:08I'll do it.
11:09I'll do it.
11:10You've got an unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:14Cut to Todd Gets Bestrain in Order for Ogling Hot Priest.
11:21What?
11:22You gonna hate me?
11:24Right, well, that could never happen.
11:27Come on, spill.
11:30Enter.
11:34Still here, ma?
11:35Not for much longer.
11:36Just gathering me worldlies.
11:38Simple apology would work wonders. Ball's in your court.
11:41The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:43Adam just texted her. They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:47The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:51Nice one.
11:52Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:55They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel stuffing his sleeping bag.
11:59Right.
12:01Eva's just through there.
12:03One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:06No, thank you.
12:06Your nan is going soon. Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:10Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:16You called it, nan. Someone must have rubbed him.
12:20From your point of view, this is a win.
12:23So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:27That's more like it.
12:28The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker,
12:32and you can do your dear old nan a solid.
12:34Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:39It is Christmas, after all.
12:42Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:44Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:53Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:56Well, your life was on track, though, wasn't it?
12:57I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
13:01Probably not.
13:02But to check up with his brother?
13:03And this is your business because?
13:06Oh, perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:09He must be the full package, you know,
13:11to make you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:15But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:17Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:20Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:23I see.
13:23But do you think that your moral code is a bit, I don't know, inconsistent?
13:33Can I get you anything?
13:34A bit of quiet would be good.
13:37Subtle.
13:38Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:40Do you mind if I perch for a minute? I won't keep you.
13:43I'm sure.
13:44Is this loud enough for you?
13:47You flatter yourself, love.
13:48Yeah.
13:50Sorry about that.
13:51Everyone's got an opinion.
13:52And so, um, Carl,
13:55you told me about his business brainwave
13:58and how you told him where to stick it.
14:01Mm?
14:02I'm so sorry.
14:03And I am so grateful.
14:05No need.
14:06No.
14:06There is every need.
14:09A bit ahead.
14:15Oh, hi, babe.
14:17Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood,
14:21but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:24You hide it brilliantly.
14:26Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:28But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:31Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:33If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:37They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:40Oh, thanks.
14:40I've got it.
14:42The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:45Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned,
14:51rest assured we've got it sorted, all right?
14:53It was at the smallest bump in the road.
14:56The tiniest pothole.
14:58Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
15:02Well, those, um, fortune cookies.
15:05They're deep.
15:08All right.
15:09Fine.
15:09Todd.
15:31Hey.
15:32Are you seriously blowing out this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:37My hands are tired.
15:37Oh, come on.
15:39She's been planning this for months.
15:41And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble, too.
15:43Your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:45This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:48Okay, you've made your point.
15:50I think you're making a bad call.
15:52Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:54When did you become so detached?
15:57Actually, do you know what?
15:57That is a rhetorical question.
16:00It's ever since you took up with him.
16:01You are blowing this out of all proportion.
16:03I don't think so.
16:04This speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:07It speaks to it.
16:08Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:11He's changed you.
16:12Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:18Oh, well.
16:20I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:23As if.
16:23What have you done to your face?
16:27Oh, erm, Peggity.
16:30That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:32I thought she'd like a bit of a sandwich and...
16:35Meow.
16:36Peggity.
16:38Let me get something on it.
16:39Oh, stop fussing.
16:42No.
16:44Let me.
16:45I'm sorry for being a bit knocky with you.
16:56It's OK.
16:58I'm used to it.
16:59Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know.
17:02Come here.
17:04Oh, sorry.
17:05Sorry.
17:05I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:16I know you do.
17:21Hold on.
17:22Hey, how you doing?
17:44You finished already?
17:46That's amazing.
17:47You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:48Yeah, yeah, no, I know it was a weird one.
17:53Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
18:15Carl.
18:17Carl.
18:17I want to change the music.
18:19Can you just tap in your bus cord, please?
18:31I'll be getting off, so.
18:54You're a call, Ma.
18:55This is on you.
18:56You must really hate me more than you love her.
19:00Oh, do you know, you have got such a twisted view of the world.
19:03I've got 20-20, dear.
19:05Believe me.
19:06I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:10Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:12I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:16Good night, son.
19:17Good night, son.
19:18When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:22You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:25All right, Ma.
19:27Bye.
19:32Off I go, then.
19:33Oh, dear.
19:44Still at loggerheads, then?
19:47Hearts of stone.
19:48The lot of them.
19:50Well, you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law.
19:53She's not...
19:54They are not married.
19:55Oh, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:58Not in my book.
19:59No, but nobody's interested in your book.
20:02I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:05Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:10You think?
20:11Ha.
20:12That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:18They have no idea what I do for them.
20:21The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:23Not a clue.
20:26Mate.
20:28Says hot pee teacher HQ.
20:30Right, Ma.
20:31I'm completely...
20:32Oh, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:34I was going for flirty.
20:36Yeah?
20:37Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:39Yeah?
20:41But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:44Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:47I'm in.
20:49Half ten.
20:49Half ten sounds great.
20:51I'll see you then.
20:52Looking forward to it.
20:54See you.
20:54Watch out.
21:14There we go.
21:15Come on.
21:16We'll see you then.
21:17You know.
21:18Let's go.
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