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00:26Excuse me.
00:54You're telling me that the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity, who organises
01:01drag nights and bingo nights and all that stuff, who loves being centre of attention,
01:05all of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck?
01:09I want in the mood.
01:13What are you talking about?
01:14You're always in the mood.
01:16You are the mood.
01:18But it's not so jazz hands when you realise.
01:21When you realise what?
01:23My life's not exactly what I thought it'd be, alright.
01:28At 49 the remix.
01:30So I didn't really want a fuck.
01:32Right.
01:33Is this because you've not got a fella?
01:35No.
01:36It's not just that.
01:40I love my life, but sometimes...
01:45A bit lonely.
01:48Bob on.
01:49Right.
01:50Well.
01:51Listen.
01:52I know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now, but I'll let
01:58me tell you.
01:59You are fantastic.
02:00And I'm telling you now, you've made my life a hundred times better.
02:05May I have this dance?
02:06Come on, Carl.
02:07Heyo.
02:08Never fear it.
02:09Your cake is here.
02:10Oh!
02:11Now that cake looks very, very heavy.
02:12It's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms.
02:13Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well that can help play.
02:17It's a good day.
02:18Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well that can help play.
02:19It's a good day.
02:20Oh, you and Todd have saved it, eh?
02:21Oh, yeah.
02:22That's right, yeah.
02:23Where is Todd?
02:24Oh, you know, he's a bit of a light, the way it is gone for a light then.
02:27What?
02:28She had they had anything to drink?
02:30Well, that's my point exactly.
02:32Well, so we just wanted to go home.
02:35He's left without saying his goodbyes.
02:36Oh, listen.
02:37Don't worry about goodbyes.
02:38You see him all the time.
02:39Don't you worry little Ed about Todd.
02:40Oh, Sally Spectacular.
02:41Are you dancing?
02:42Because I am asking.
02:43Moo!
02:44Moo!
02:45Moo!
02:46Moo!
02:47Moo!
02:48Moo!
02:49Moo!
02:50Moo!
02:51Moo!
02:52Moo!
02:53Moo!
02:54Moo!
02:55Moo!
02:56Moo!
02:57Moo!
02:58Moo!
02:59Moo!
03:00Moo!
03:01Moo!
03:02Moo!
03:03Moo!
03:04Moo!
03:05There's no one fitter than you, except me, and it's not me.
03:10So go on then.
03:12Who is she?
03:14Carl's latest.
03:20It's James.
03:25James?
03:26James Bailey?
03:32I can't believe this.
03:34James!
03:35That sneaky little skank.
03:36Carl's the skank.
03:37You blew up your life for him.
03:38Oh, thanks for the reminder.
03:39What am I going to do, Tris?
03:40Well, you can stop being such a sap.
03:41And you've come to the right place for sympathy.
03:42No, I mean it, Abby.
03:43Remember who you are.
03:44Oh, you're right.
03:45What am I doing here?
03:46I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window, or I don't know, cutting up his
03:47best jacket.
03:48No, that's amateur.
03:49You're smarter than that.
03:50I'm not though, am I?
03:51I'm not though, am I?
03:52We were putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf, and I'm putting groceries
03:59on credit cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes.
04:00Right, so he's got a nice little nest egg, has he, for Germany?
04:01A few grand.
04:02A few grand.
04:03Would be a shame if that went missing.
04:04I don't know, I'd be chucking Carl's clothes out the window, or I don't know, and cutting
04:06up his best jacket.
04:07No, that's amateur.
04:08You're smarter than that.
04:09I'm not though, am I?
04:10We were putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf, and I'm putting
04:18groceries on credit cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes.
04:23Right, so he's got a nice little nest egg, has he, for Germany?
04:28A few grand.
04:29It'd be a shame if that went missing.
04:32What, you reckon I should rob it?
04:35Pay your debts off, buy a fabulous pair of shoes and walk all over him.
04:40Fleece him!
04:43I knew there was a reason you and me were mates.
04:46Do not shed a single tear over him again, OK? Do you hear me?
04:50I'm right.
04:52I've got to go, cos I've got some stuff to do.
04:59And did you not think to ask me first?
05:04I wasn't going to see my mind in the street, was I?
05:06She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter.
05:08Oh, that's not true. You two just clash. Christmas didn't do any good either.
05:12That was all her doing.
05:13Oh, I know, but...
05:15Babe, she hates my guts.
05:17She doesn't.
05:20Eva, take this upstairs, would you?
05:22Today, if it's not too much trouble.
05:25It is, actually. You'll have to do it yourself.
05:27Carefully don't break your neck on the way up.
05:29I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy heels.
05:32All right, enough.
05:34This is our home.
05:36Exactly.
05:37No, I mean all of ours.
05:38So can we please just get along?
05:42She hasn't even said sorry.
05:43Well, I am sorry.
05:45I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved.
05:47Babe, that is not an apology.
05:50That's the best you're going to get.
05:51Now, can we just move forward, please?
05:54I'll do a spot of cleaning.
05:55Well, stay to the place.
05:57Right, seriously.
05:58Babe, babe, babe, babe, go.
06:04So how is university for the very, very, very mature student?
06:09Oh, well, you know me.
06:12Potential barrister.
06:14Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady.
06:16I treat everyone the same.
06:18It'd be an awful pity if you got barred, wouldn't it?
06:21I thought you were studying law, not medicine.
06:25If you must know, this is all about my grandson's accident.
06:29Well, his recovery from the hit and run.
06:33Mystery of the century?
06:34I'd like you to know that this is my life.
06:37It's not some cheap TV thriller.
06:39Oh, the drama of you.
06:41He's still alive, isn't he?
06:46And on the mend.
06:47Well, he would be.
06:48If he went to his physio, if he weren't too scared, the stubborn ox.
06:52And he doesn't listen to a word you say.
06:54Maybe it's the way you say it.
06:57Maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologize.
07:00Sometimes you have to.
07:02With family.
07:03You see, if I'd cancelled the sparrow, I would have lost my hefty deposit, you know.
07:14Who is this bloke, any road?
07:16Andrew Scott.
07:17Well, he's an amazing actor that me and Todd adore.
07:20But I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit, so it's fine.
07:23Can you take someone else?
07:25Well, it was kind of more for Todd than me.
07:28But, yeah, I'm sure I could find someone.
07:30Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket.
07:33Oh, hey, hey, someone.
07:35I'll let the authorities, they've found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket.
07:37No, I mean, he'll need it, won't he?
07:40I'm going to drop it on over to him.
07:41Oh, Billy, he's sleeping off the air.
07:43He doesn't need to be playing candy crush.
07:45What if he needs to contact us?
07:46No, he won't.
07:47Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home.
07:50All right?
07:52All right, guys, guys, the kick is up.
07:55Oh!
07:56Back home!
08:03Sorry!
08:08Sorry!
08:22This hotel website's really basic.
08:25There's barely any reviews.
08:26Why are you still banging on about this?
08:29Because it doesn't add up.
08:30It's like a front or something.
08:32But when you spoke to somebody on the phone before,
08:35you spoke to an actual human and they said that Carla was staying there.
08:38Yeah, but when I try and book it, look,
08:41it doesn't let me go any further.
08:43Well, then, the website designer needs sacking.
08:46Yeah, but also when I look at maps,
08:49it's a building site.
08:52Oh, yeah, but, I mean, maps, they're never, like, fully up to date, are they?
08:56I mean, it's probably just a bit behind or something.
08:59Do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in Portugal
09:02and it was only, like, half built?
09:04Yeah, I do.
09:04She was, like, ten.
09:06So it was really exciting.
09:07I was like, if I don't laugh, I'm going to cry.
09:09Can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side then.
09:11No, no, I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel
09:14then she's going to be chewing my ear off
09:16and complaining about it when she gets back.
09:18So you reckon I'm making something out of nothing?
09:22I'm sure she's by the pool,
09:23just topping up the tan and eyeing up the talent.
09:26Oh.
09:29Don't make a sound.
09:31Oh, I'll knock you out proper this time.
09:33Please just let me go.
09:34Oh, God, you talk like I'm some kind of monster,
09:36but I came back to give you your kidney meds
09:38and look what you did to me.
09:41Oh.
09:42You didn't have to do that.
09:43It really hurts.
09:47You got me locked up in a coffin,
09:49you're the victim.
09:50It is what it is.
09:52Like, yeah, it's not ideal,
09:54but I didn't want you to suffer,
09:55which is why I brought your meds.
09:57You can sing for these now.
09:59No, no, Becky.
10:00Please, I need them.
10:01No.
10:04You know Lisa's going to figure out
10:05who you really are.
10:11Lisa and me know each other inside out,
10:13and you can't mess with that,
10:15even though you tried.
10:18You're so damned.
10:19I don't care what you think,
10:21because pretty soon you'll be out of the picture
10:23and I'll get my happy ending with my family.
10:29If you were going to kill me,
10:31you'd have killed me by now.
10:32Look at you.
10:35You're shaking.
10:38You're not a killer.
10:40You've not got it, ain't you?
10:42No.
10:47But I don't have to, do I?
10:48Because without meds,
10:51your body's going to fail you pretty quickly.
10:55So all I have to do...
10:57Put on this gag.
11:09Get up.
11:13And walk out the door.
11:18I don't want it.
11:34Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy.
11:37Right, come on.
11:37Get the plates out, will you?
11:38OK, Mrs Crofts.
11:40Excuse me.
11:42Hello.
11:43We are dishing up stir-fry again.
11:46Are you hungry?
11:47Yeah, starved, babes.
11:50Where have you been all day?
11:52I, um...
11:52Don't you make every question sound like a police interrogation?
11:55Betsy, I don't.
11:57I was just concerned.
11:58You know, you...
12:00You look like death.
12:04You all right?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06I'm just, you know...
12:08Oh!
12:09Mum!
12:10Oh, my God!
12:10Becky?
12:11Bex?
12:12Uh, er...
12:13Betsy, call the ambulance now.
12:14Yeah.
12:16Becky?
12:16Becky, can you hear me?
12:19Hey, you sit down.
12:20I'll get the gun up.
12:21I should get attacked more often.
12:23Oh!
12:24Maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit, property, carey...
12:27Shh!
12:27Although I do like the sound of that.
12:29I'm just going to go for a week.
12:30OK.
12:31Hiya.
12:32Collection for Osborne.
12:33Yeah, I'll just grab it.
12:36A nurse's outfit?
12:39Er, it was a joke.
12:40What are you even doing here?
12:42Well, maybe I just fancied a onion barzy.
12:44So you followed us.
12:47Us?
12:48Look, I'm sorry, Will.
12:49I know you've got to be missing out on a session, but...
12:52After what happened to Daniel, I need to be with him.
12:54Are you going on much part?
12:55I told you I wouldn't.
12:59All right?
13:01Yeah.
13:01Yeah, we're great.
13:02Er, Will's just disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow.
13:06Committed, aren't you?
13:07Completely.
13:08Yeah.
13:08Shall we go, then?
13:12Yeah, yeah.
13:13Come on, let's skedaddle.
13:16Bye, Will.
13:17Bye.
13:18I'll, erm...
13:19I'll message you about rescheduling.
13:23Ladies.
13:28Hey.
13:29Who's lazy now?
13:31Well, what do you want?
13:32A medal?
13:33Oh, come on.
13:34Don't pretend like you're not impressed.
13:35I knew you could do it, didn't I?
13:39The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session.
13:42Oh, you went to the physio in the end, did you?
13:45Er, yeah.
13:46Yeah, I did.
13:47Hmm.
13:47Was it helpful?
13:49Right, well, you can wipe that look off your face.
13:52Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders.
13:55Well, it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well.
13:59But, but, I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did.
14:04Well, I forgive you, all right?
14:06That's settled.
14:07What's for tea?
14:08What?
14:09Hang on.
14:11Have I been played here?
14:13Possibly.
14:14I got you to your session there, didn't I?
14:16Er, he went of his own accord.
14:18Oh, course he did.
14:19Course he did.
14:21Listen.
14:22Listen, you was right.
14:24I shall be trying harder.
14:27All right, don't ruin it for yourself.
14:29Straight to the recycling.
14:45What is it?
14:47Er, a few friends of me mums reached out, saying how sorry they were.
14:54And I didn't know what to say.
14:58And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing, but...
15:03You didn't know how?
15:06That made me a bad person.
15:08No.
15:09No, grief is...
15:12It's complicated, isn't it?
15:13You deal are, you deal.
15:14All the messages just made it real, you know?
15:17Like, that's it.
15:18Like, I'm never going to see her again.
15:21And she's gone.
15:23It's done.
15:28She'll be proud of you, you know?
15:31Yeah, right.
15:34What?
15:35Following your heart.
15:38Saving your pennies to start a new life with a woman you love.
15:42And a kid.
15:45And we're almost there, aren't we?
15:47Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets.
15:50And leave all our ghosts behind.
15:53Yeah.
15:56You don't sound too keen.
15:58You've not blown all the money, have you?
15:59Of course I haven't.
16:01I am keen, it's just...
16:04It's been a weird day, hasn't it?
16:06Yeah, it has.
16:10Does make you think, though.
16:13About the people you love.
16:14You'd do anything for him.
16:18Would you?
16:21What?
16:23Would you do anything for me?
16:25Of course I would.
16:28Abby, I don't know what I'd do without you.
16:30And you won't have to find out?
16:34Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me.
16:36Well, the doctor said it was concussion.
16:46And the wound on the back of your head.
16:48That doesn't happen without you noticing, does it?
16:50Well, what's with her tone?
16:51She's in a hospital bed.
16:52Need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:54What's happened, Mum?
17:04I didn't want to tell you, but, um...
17:06I was...
17:08I was attacked.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12It curses lot.
17:17Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:19It won't completely freak you out.
17:21It's me thereafter.
17:22You might have told me to do one.
17:23No, of course we wouldn't.
17:25Would we?
17:26No.
17:28Never.
17:31We can't just keep ignoring this.
17:34And you're right.
17:35They've obviously been keeping tabs on you
17:37and they clearly know where to find you.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Yeah, we can't just wait around until they do her in.
17:41We need to leave, hide out, like, right now.
17:44Right, you panicking isn't helpful.
17:46Yeah, but we've already lost her once.
17:47Don't you think I know that?
17:49I don't want to lose her again, either.
17:51Yeah, then do something.
17:52Bessie, it's all right.
17:54I am going to be all right.
17:56Lisa, I have to go.
17:58I need to go to Spain as soon as.
18:04We should ramp up the guest deals.
18:06People buy more when they think it won't last forever.
18:08Last forever?
18:09Nothing does.
18:10Right, Yoda.
18:11Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:15Learn from our mistakes.
18:16You mean my mistakes?
18:18I didn't, actually.
18:19This is a learning curve for all of us.
18:22Oh, indeed it is.
18:24All right.
18:24What about a luau?
18:26I could do pina coladas, Mai Tais.
18:28I could dust off me coconuts.
18:30Oh, I know.
18:31What about a great Gatsby?
18:33Oh, I love the 1920s.
18:35And I make the best flapper.
18:36Just replace the F?
18:39You what?
18:40Oh, it was right there.
18:41I couldn't resist.
18:43Come on, babe.
18:44She's joking.
18:46Of course I am.
18:48Friends?
18:48Yeah.
18:51Right.
18:52Can you two ladies get on?
18:54After all, we're family.
19:00Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive.
19:03But I think Ben's right.
19:05We are family.
19:07And I think if we try hard, we could be so happy here.
19:11My son is soft and forgiving.
19:14Treats that I don't possess.
19:15You aborted my grandchild.
19:19You lied to everyone.
19:21You, lady, will never be my family.
19:25Ah, what can I get you there?
19:43Todd?
19:45Todd, have you beaten up?
19:46What are you doing?
19:48Your hands are like ice.
19:51You're dripping wet.
19:54Yeah, I, um...
19:55I just popped out to get some, um, chips.
19:58I want to have some chips.
20:02Where are they, then?
20:03What?
20:04The chips.
20:05Oh, um...
20:06Todd, your lips are turning blue.
20:08How long have you been out here?
20:10I feel the cold, don't I?
20:11I think you all said you'd, you'd had too much to drink.
20:16I did.
20:17No, you'd had one pint at most.
20:20You weren't drunk.
20:21I was.
20:23I saw how he seemed with you when, when you left.
20:29I, I, um, I've been insensitive and, um, he called me on it.
20:33That, that, that was all.
20:34So what, he'd lock you out the flat?
20:37No, of course not.
20:38Well, sir, then, can you explain to me why you're out here in the freezing cold,
20:41wet through, with no coat on, looking like you're one icy drink away from hypothermia?
20:47And save me the lies about the chips.
20:52All right, yeah, we did have a, a bit of a tiff at the party.
20:57And then I, I went for a walk just to clear my head.
21:01About what?
21:03My new business.
21:04I, I, I, I'll, I'll go back home and everything will be all right.
21:09I, I, he just, he gets a bit, a bit what?
21:20He has certain expectations of a relationship, that's all.
21:27And I'm, you know, I'm like a selfish, inconsiderate.
21:33Kind, loving, loyal.
21:38Feels lucky to have you.
21:42Well, he's, he to my flat.
21:45Take it.
21:46For next time.
21:47I've got to get back.
21:53No, Todd.
21:54No.
21:54No.
21:57No.
22:02No.
22:02No.
22:06No.
22:06No.
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