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00:00What happened? Is he dead? How did he do?
00:21I don't know. I just came up for you. You're both laying on the floor. You woke up in a game.
00:24I pushed him and then he pushed me back and grabbed me and smashed my head and I'm blacked out.
00:28Are you all right? Why shouldn't we call an ambulance?
00:30Call an ambulance? He's dead. Was there anyone else here?
00:32Cat, I'll meet you down here, darling. Did I kill him?
00:34No, I think it's my fault for running him up. No, no, you were fine, Cat.
00:37He was alive and then he was coming at me and he would leave and then he said we should be a family
00:41and I said no and he got angry. You have to believe me.
00:43Believe me, but calm down. Calm down.
00:45Cat, can you get down there, please?
00:47Wait in there, right? Sit by the window, look at the tree, but don't look at him.
00:50You're coming down or what? You're waiting there, okay? And calm down. Go on.
00:54Cat, you're coming down or what? We're really busy.
00:57Guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt everybody. Jean, can you help me behind the bar, please, lad?
01:05No. He knows I can't work the pump.
01:07Well, she's home.
01:09No, no, no, no, no. No, this is a power car. We've got a power car.
01:17Mum, can we just go and get some chips?
01:20No, but we've already paid for female.
01:22Well, listen, don't panic. I'll have it solved with you for a sec. Are you all right?
01:27The fuse must have gone.
01:29No, it's checked. It's the electrics. They're gone. We need to get everyone out.
01:32It's all right. I'll go and check it, though.
01:33Alfie, the electrics are gone. We need to get everyone out this minute.
01:36Oh, okay. Well, I'm done. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:39Okay, what? What's wrong?
01:40I'll tell you everything. Just clear the pub now.
01:42I'm serious! I'm serious!
01:44What is going on? We've got to keep on rolling, haven't we? What? It's going to be an absolute disaster,
01:48I'm at Yorkshire's. Yeah, the electrics have gone. Yeah. They've gone?
01:53Yeah, some rats must have eaten through the main cable. Basically, we're screwed, so...
01:58Oh! We could find a different venue? Yeah, it's a great idea, isn't it?
02:02My house. My house is free. There you go. Great idea.
02:05How's that a great idea? Yeah, I don't mean to suit you down, Alfie, but Zach's right.
02:09How are you going to fit 34 people around Gene's kitchen table? It's logistically impossible.
02:14Deliver out. Like in the app. Shrimpy can do it with his mates. On their scooters. Wearing Alfies.
02:20There you go. Great idea. Jane, you're on fire. What do you reckon, Chef?
02:23Yeah, yeah, if we're going to do it, let's do it quick. Come on! Come on!
02:27Go, go, go! Right.
02:28Go, go, go. Right.
02:34Let's start coming right into attention here, OK?
02:37Now, I have some good news and some bad news, OK?
02:42So, the good news is Christmas dinner is still on!
02:50OK, right, just hold your horses, OK?
02:53So, the bad news is you're going to have to have it from the comfort of your own home.
02:58Hold on, hold on! I've finished!
03:01Make sure it's going to be personally delivered to you, OK?
03:05Now, you know, listen, I'll be granted the Yorkshire puddings might be a little bit flat.
03:10I've taken that person!
03:11This isn't my... I want my money back!
03:13OK, we'll talk about discount tomorrow, OK?
03:14So, if everybody could make your way home!
03:16On your way home, Missy, go and take your transmitter!
03:19George, help me out here, mate!
03:20Here, mate!
03:21Oh, come on, you're only going!
03:22Let's go!
03:23Let's go!
03:24Let's go!
03:25Come on!
03:26Take your drinks, maybe, out on this one occasion!
03:29Make sure you bring your glasses back, then!
03:32This is a one-off only!
03:34That's it!
03:35Oh, you're right.
03:36Oh, you think I should call Anthony?
03:39Huh?
03:41It's not your fault he behaved like that.
03:46Well, let him soak.
03:48He'll be back with his toe between his legs.
03:51You think Zoe you will forgive me?
03:55But I'll be back later to tell you all about it.
03:59I wouldn't.
04:00Bye!
04:01Sorry.
04:06OK.
04:07Are you thinking about the grandchildren?
04:17Oh, it's always nice to have more family around.
04:22Well, you can talk to him when he gets back.
04:29There are ways to find forgiveness.
04:32But let's not dwell on that when all the children are here.
04:38Right!
04:40There is one cracker left.
04:41Who wants to pull it?
04:42The pub's empty.
04:43They've gone.
04:44I've got rid of them, all right?
04:45They're all in dark.
04:46Nay.
04:47I can't handle this.
04:48I can't.
04:49I can't.
04:50I can't.
04:51I'm losing my mind!
04:52Listen!
04:53You need to focus, all right?
04:54We need to start thinking clearly.
04:55Do you hear me?
04:56Right, we've got to decide what to do with him.
04:57Um...
04:58Phil.
04:59Phil?
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, Phil.
05:01Yeah.
05:02He'll help us.
05:03OK, everyone!
05:04All phones to me!
05:05Come on, Phil.
05:06Don't be a spoiled sport, eh?
05:07Yeah, you're only here, because of Lexi.
05:08Oh, come on, Phil.
05:09For me!
05:10Yeah, for Nigel!
05:11Eh?
05:12Oh, you might not get many more chances.
05:13Well, it better not be charades, that's all right.
05:14Hey!
05:15Hey!
05:16Hey!
05:17Hey!
05:18Hey!
05:19Hey!
05:20Hey!
05:21Hey!
05:22Hey!
05:23Hey!
05:24Hey!
05:25Hey!
05:26Hey!
05:27Hey!
05:28Hey!
05:29Hey!
05:30Hey!
05:31Hey!
05:32Hey!
05:33Oh, his Horn时候ibility!
05:34What's the rules, Phil.
05:35No phones.
05:36Do you like the cat?
05:37It's cat?
05:38D'you like the opposite.
05:39You could phone her back later and then stick it on silent.
05:41What's it up to him calling your Christmas day?
05:44Hmm...
05:45Prettyiera!
05:46Jane…
05:47Ah!
05:48I…
05:49I'll go around there and find him.
05:52Zoe...
05:53Are you hearing me?
05:54I thought I was meeting my son today.
05:56Well, you ain't, but you will one day.
05:58I will?
05:59Yes, one day soon.
06:00One day soon, and your daughter, we will make it happen, okay?
06:03As soon as we've sorted this out.
06:06I never meant for this to happen.
06:08I mean, I loved him once.
06:09He changed so much.
06:11Right.
06:12Don't move, okay?
06:21It's him.
06:22It's my son.
06:24I didn't get him anything.
06:26What?
06:26A present.
06:27I mean, how did I forget?
06:28What if he's got me something?
06:29He ain't your son, right?
06:31No, son, you can't find us here.
06:44Hello?
06:52Hello?
06:59Hello?
07:05Chrissy.
07:14Ladies.
07:16Both of you.
07:18What a treat.
07:21Where is he?
07:22Where's my son?
07:24He's not coming, I'm afraid.
07:25Did you send that card?
07:28Yeah.
07:29Sorry to get you home, sir.
07:32So it's been you.
07:34You're the one who's been torturing me.
07:37Torturing?
07:38A few harmless games.
07:41When did you get here?
07:43When?
07:44Have you been creeping around here today?
07:47No.
07:47Just got here.
07:49Why?
07:49Right, this is all too weird now.
07:51You need to get out now.
07:52What are you doing here?
07:55I thought it was time we had a little reunion.
07:58It's been so long.
08:00And look at you.
08:01You're not a drippy little girl anymore.
08:03Life's really toughened you up.
08:07Right, stop playing games.
08:08I want you gone.
08:09You have not changed a bit.
08:11Still a scrubber.
08:12I mean it.
08:13Me too.
08:14Get out.
08:15No.
08:16I want to know why she's here.
08:21Well, come on out of it.
08:23Well, let's have a drink first.
08:24You know, settle the nerves.
08:26You seem a little jumpy.
08:29Jumpy?
08:30Are you surprised?
08:31You've just broken in here.
08:33It was open.
08:34You want to up your security.
08:36Number of violent deaths in this place.
08:38Right, OK.
08:43What are you having?
08:44I'll have a brandy, please.
08:48Rum and coke for me.
08:51Oh, darling.
08:53Darling girl.
08:54You're just in time.
08:56What, you two know each other?
08:58Yeah.
08:59We met recently.
09:00You think you'd feel it.
09:11A connection.
09:14That's what you said.
09:21It's you, isn't it?
09:26I'm your mum.
09:30No.
09:36You're just the woman who gave birth to me.
09:42Oh, I've seen you.
09:43You're right.
09:44It's nice.
09:45So what happened to you, Luke?
09:48That's nothing.
09:50Should have seen the other elf.
09:52Oh.
09:56Do you need to get out?
09:57Was it your ex?
10:01No.
10:02It's my son.
10:05He's in my bad books.
10:07Yeah, my brother's in mine.
10:09Oh, yeah?
10:10Yeah, he's always been jealous of me, isn't he?
10:12Is he the other elf?
10:13No, he just...
10:14always makes out he's trying to do the right thing,
10:17but really, he's just...
10:20I think that he just wants to see me suffer.
10:23I think he's always wanted to be me, really.
10:24Jealousy, isn't it?
10:29It's a judgement as well, though.
10:30You know, he's had just as many affairs as me,
10:33he's made just as many wrong turns as me,
10:35but, you know, he's still got his family, isn't he?
10:37I ain't.
10:39Because he eyes his true colours.
10:43It's me, I'm honest, isn't I?
10:44You know?
10:44I'm trying to be something that I ain't.
10:52Uh-uh.
10:53I said one drink.
10:56Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Sorry.
11:03It's probably boring you.
11:04No, I'm just, um...
11:07I'm just not the therapist type.
11:15That's what we're gonna do if we ain't drinking.
11:19Well...
11:20Santa's not climbed up my chimney yet.
11:24But have you been good?
11:28What do you think?
11:29No.
11:34And I've got a feeling you're about to be a lot worse.
11:47You're a star, mate.
11:48I'll let the people of Wofford star, Belfi.
11:49You're a legend, shrimp, slavish with a smile, yeah?
11:52Belfi, move!
11:53You're making it in the kitchen now.
11:54Yeah, I was just gonna pop over and check Kat in the Vic.
11:56I'll go...
11:56No, you're not.
11:57Not right now.
11:57Now, listen, I have heard all these reviews about Zach's Puddies.
12:00Now, if I'm gonna put on the calories,
12:02I'm gonna put on the calories we taste.
12:03Get Alfie now.
12:05Yeah, oh.
12:07Alfie!
12:10I can't believe it.
12:11I can't believe you're here.
12:12Don't touch it.
12:13Have you two been working together to torment...
12:14Did you start that fire?
12:17Sorry, can't claim credit for that.
12:19My little protege went rogue.
12:21You could have killed her.
12:22I never meant for it to go that far.
12:23Listen, Zoe, all these games have been playing,
12:25all this messing with your head.
12:26How do you know it's true that she's your daughter?
12:28It's true.
12:28Where's the proof?
12:31Here.
12:32See?
12:32I don't need to see it.
12:33That could be fake.
12:34No, it's not.
12:34I know it's you.
12:35I know it is.
12:36Change your tune.
12:37Where's your brother?
12:38Oh, he's the one you want.
12:39You know what?
12:39I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's just me.
12:42I thought you died.
12:43Because you couldn't be bothered to stick around the hospital long enough to hear me cry.
12:47I took you away.
12:48You weren't breathing.
12:49Now, maybe I should be flattered,
12:50because at least you didn't just abandon me like you did my brother.
12:53Where is he?
12:54I don't know, Zoe.
12:55Why?
12:56What happened to you?
12:57A bit late to show you care now, Zoe.
12:59I care.
12:59I care.
13:00So I heard you two know each other.
13:01Oh, we've known each other a while.
13:03Haven't we, Jazz?
13:04I was back in London, seeing my parole officers.
13:08I mean, they can't get enough of me.
13:10I'm a popular girl.
13:11Anyway, I open up my phone, and there's a picture of my old pal, Zoe.
13:14You've been through the wars.
13:16You were shot.
13:17I thought, well, it's a sign.
13:18I'm going to send flowers.
13:20Better still, I'll take them in person.
13:22But when I got there, they wouldn't let anyone near you.
13:25And that's when I bumped into this lovely girl.
13:27You were at the hospital?
13:28Yeah.
13:29I saw your picture, too.
13:31But I actually wanted to know who you were.
13:33But it turns out we actually have something in common.
13:36See, we both hate you.
13:39We wanted to teach you a lesson.
13:40I know why you'd hate me, Jasmine.
13:42I really do.
13:43Jasmine, listen, when she gave birth to you, she wasn't in her right mind.
13:47Her hormones were raging all over the place.
13:49She didn't have a family around us.
13:50She was so vulnerable and so depressed.
13:52Then why not come back?
13:53Why not try and find me?
13:55To find us?
13:56What about my dad?
13:57Does he know about us?
13:58She didn't know your dad.
14:00All right?
14:01We've only found out that you're alive today.
14:04If she'd known, she'd have been just as desperate to find you as she was herself.
14:0719 years!
14:09You are 19 years too late!
14:11I'm sorry.
14:12I'm so sorry.
14:14Blah, blah, blah.
14:15Zoe, she doesn't want to hear it.
14:16Don't listen to her.
14:17She is nothing to you.
14:18She's been there for me.
14:20She gets me.
14:21Yeah.
14:21We are kindred spirits.
14:24What has Zoe ever done to you, eh?
14:26It was Sharon that called the old bill.
14:28She's the reason why you went away.
14:30Listen.
14:30I thought I was over all of this.
14:34I wasn't going to come back.
14:36But when I met this lovely girl and I found out that you walked out on your babies, I don't
14:41know, it all just sort of brewed up again.
14:45If you hadn't slept with my husband, blow my family apart.
14:48If your husband hadn't been such a pervy old git...
14:50She made a choice!
14:52And then you just walked away.
14:54Just like you walked away from your babies.
14:56But that's you all over, isn't it, Zoe?
14:58You are selfish to the core.
15:00You never take responsibility for anything.
15:02You just walk away from everything, even your own kids.
15:06But there are responsibilities.
15:08And you have to take accountability.
15:11I pay for my crimes.
15:13And now you're going to pay for yours.
15:15But your punishment is going to be in here.
15:18Because, yeah, you've got a lovely little girl and you're never going to get to know her.
15:25Zoe.
15:27Zoe!
15:29Jasmine, look at her.
15:31Yeah, she has really suffered.
15:33She's spent her whole life regretting this.
15:35And, yes, she makes bad decisions, but she's not a bad person.
15:39There's here, Chrissie.
15:41She's the evil one.
15:43Not my Zoe.
15:44Not your mum.
15:46Listen to her.
15:46Please, just listen to her.
15:49It's not often that I side with Kat Slater.
15:56But she's right.
15:58Chrissie Watts is evil.
16:02Wow.
16:03The three of us.
16:13Back here again.
16:15Who's going to turn up next?
16:17Ghost of Den?
16:17I'm worried about Kat.
16:21Well, worry about her after you've delivered this.
16:26Wow.
16:27Oh, I cannot believe we pulled that off.
16:32Yeah, must admit, I did have my doubts.
16:34Tell you what, that's off to you, Jean.
16:36You had the vision.
16:37I thought about applying to MasterChef on occasion.
16:43Well, I did the cooking.
16:45Well, maybe I could come and work for you and be your sous-chef.
16:47Oh, I'm sorry, but Barney's got that on cover, didn't you, mate?
16:51Sous-sous-chef.
16:52I'm serious.
16:57Oh.
16:59You said you weren't here for drama.
17:02Are you two related?
17:06No.
17:07She's my daughter.
17:08Could have been mine.
17:09Same age as the baby I lost in prison.
17:18I think it's time you all left.
17:19No!
17:20This is my pub and I want you all gone.
17:21No, wait, please, Sam, you've got to say something.
17:24Tell her I didn't just sleep with her husband.
17:25That's right, we should go.
17:26No, I don't care what happened between the three of you.
17:28It's you I've got the problem with.
17:29She has manipulated you into seeking revenge.
17:32Hang on, what?
17:33Are you telling me that she's been the one tormenting you?
17:35Look, she's right, OK?
17:37Back then, I saw Chrissie manipulate Zoe.
17:40Treat her like a little pet.
17:42Got her to do whatever she wanted.
17:44Sound familiar?
17:47Worst time of my life.
17:48What happened back then?
17:49Well, that makes three of us here.
17:51You need to move on, Chrissie.
17:56You didn't spend 20 years in prison.
17:58Yeah, well, you're free now, OK?
18:00And I did my time.
18:01Well, you said you wanted justice for me.
18:03Not you.
18:05You killed two birds with one stone.
18:06What's the difference?
18:08We're a team.
18:09That's exactly what she said to us
18:11before she tried to frame us for Den's murder.
18:14Well, she turned on Zoe.
18:15And then she turned on me.
18:17Well, they made it so easy.
18:18They didn't have two brain cells to rub together.
18:21Now you on the other hand.
18:22You know, we could have all stuck together.
18:24But that's not Chrissie's style.
18:26And all this rubbish about how you could have been her daughter
18:28pulling the maternal card.
18:30It's a fantasy.
18:32You don't know what you're talking about.
18:34I should have smashed your brains in.
18:36You make one more threat.
18:38And I swear I will call the police.
18:39Starting fires that nearly kill people.
18:44That's not a good look on an ex-con, is it?
18:46Not the police gonna do.
18:47I haven't done anything.
18:49My hands are clean.
18:50Oh, you think they believe a teenager did it?
18:52And not a woman who's already convicted of murder.
18:54I've had enough of this.
18:55I've had enough.
18:55I'm going.
18:56No, wait.
18:57I know you hate me, Jasmine.
18:59And you have every right to.
19:01And I don't blame you for any of it.
19:04But know this.
19:05I will never close my heart to you.
19:08I will be here waiting.
19:10Waiting to be your mum.
19:18Well.
19:22I'm sorry, Zoe.
19:25Ladies, goodnight.
19:26We should do it again.
19:28Been such fun.
19:29Happy Christmas.
19:36Are you all right?
19:37Yeah, we're fine.
19:39I've got it from here.
19:40It's fine.
19:41Why don't we call the police, Kat?
19:43I mean, she nearly killed Zoe in that fire.
19:44No.
19:45It's fine, Sam.
19:47We've got it.
19:50Thanks.
19:51We've got to do with that, didn't we?
20:05Congratulations.
20:06Well done.
20:07Let's hit a bar and celebrate.
20:09No, thanks.
20:11Oh, come on.
20:11You don't want to listen to them.
20:13I meant what I said in there.
20:16You're like a daughter to me.
20:18I'll take care of you.
20:19You only look out for number one, by the sounds of things.
20:22Besides, I'm not a kid anymore.
20:23I don't need anyone.
20:25So what are you going to do?
20:27Zoe might talk a good game.
20:30But do you think the Slaters are going to welcome you in after what you've done?
20:32Don't worry.
20:33You've won.
20:34Zoe never gets to know her daughter.
20:36And I know I don't stand a chance around here.
20:38But I am better off by myself than sticking with you.
20:41Jazz.
20:44Okay, fine.
20:46You do what you want.
20:49But the police are going to come around here.
20:51And if you so much as breathe my name, I will come for you.
20:59Cute.
20:59Cute.
20:59You know, you can change.
21:10But why would I want to?
21:13I'm perfect as I am.
21:14Right, you stay here.
21:29I want to go and find Alfie.
21:32I'll tell you what's happened, yeah?
21:33And we'll make a plan.
21:35Right?
21:35Yeah?
21:37Okay, now.
21:38Why, you always stick by me, no matter what.
21:42I felt it with Jasmine.
21:44That's unconditional love, darling.
21:46That's what you felt.
21:48You're a mum now, and I'm really proud of you.
21:51Right now, we've got to deal with Anthony.
21:52We've got a dead body upstairs, remember?
21:54But all that talk again.
21:56Going over the past.
21:58All the secrets.
21:58And I didn't worry.
22:00I can't bear it.
22:01I cannot go through all that again.
22:02Not this time.
22:03This time.
22:03I've got your back.
22:05I am not having you going to prison for this.
22:07I'm your mum, okay?
22:09Right.
22:10You stay here.
22:11Bolt the door behind me.
22:13Bye.
22:13Bye.
22:14Bye.
22:15Bye.
22:16Bye.
22:17Bye.
22:18Bye.
22:19Bye.
22:20Bye.
22:21Bye.
22:22Bye.
22:23Bye.
22:24Bye.
22:25Bye.
22:26Bye.
22:27Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:29Bye.
22:30Bye.
22:31Bye.
22:32Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:37Bye.
22:38Bye.
22:39Bye.
22:40Bye.
22:41Bye.
22:42Bye.
22:43Well, he's there now, doesn't he?
23:00Yeah.
23:01What?
23:02So he killed him?
23:03Yeah.
23:04I don't know.
23:05I think it was an accident.
23:06Oh, my God.
23:07Look, we need to do something.
23:08Please, just help me.
23:09Help me!
23:10Can I?
23:15Another lifetime, I made a different choice.
23:33I didn't run.
23:37And you and me, we're good.
23:43I mean, you ate me most of the time.
23:48And I shout at you for leaving your clothes on the floor.
23:52And you slam doors.
23:54And I tell everybody you're a nightmare.
23:57But we're good.
24:08And in another lifetime, I'm your mum.
24:14And I'm so sorry, I can't do that right now.
24:19You can't.
24:31And the police coming for me.
24:42I don't get this.
24:45Don't for you.
24:46What do you mean?
24:59Zoe!
25:01Okay, hold on.
25:02Zoe!
25:04Zoe!
25:05Yeah.
25:07I love you, Mum.
25:17I'm sorry, darling, I love you so much.
25:19I love you so much.
25:21It's my darling, you are my baby.
25:23I have to do this.
25:27I cannot let history repeat itself.
25:30I have to tell the truth.
25:32And I cannot have you or Alfie or anyone else take the blame for my mistakes.
25:36Look, I've got your badge.
25:37I'll tell him.
25:38He tried to hurt you.
25:39No, I can't have you involved.
25:41I will say you were downstairs the entire time.
25:43You have to stay and make sure that Jasmine stays.
25:46And you cannot say anything about Chrissy.
25:49Why don't you?
25:50Trust me.
25:52And then maybe, after all of this, I'll get to be on my...
25:55I don't miss.
25:59I love you, baby.
26:06It's me you want.
26:20Let's talk Christmas Day 2007.
26:41Max and Stacey remember that storyline?
26:44It's playing now on BBC Three.
26:45I love you, baby.
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