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00:00I
00:30Excuse me, you're telling me
00:56That the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity
01:00Who organises drag nights and bingo nights and all that stuff
01:03Who loves being centre of attention
01:05All of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck
01:09I want in the mood
01:10What are you talking about?
01:14You're always in the mood
01:16You are the mood
01:18But it's not so jazz hands when you realise
01:21When you realise what?
01:22My life's not exactly what I thought it'd be, alright
01:28At 49 the remix
01:30So I didn't really want a fuck
01:31Right
01:33Is this because you've not got a fella?
01:35No
01:36It's not just that
01:40I love my life
01:43But sometimes
01:45Bit lonely
01:46Bob on
01:49Right
01:52Well
01:53Listen
01:54I know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now
01:58But I'll let you tell you
01:59You are fantastic
02:01And I'm telling you now
02:03You've made my life a hundred times better
02:06May I have this dance?
02:10Come on
02:14Heyo
02:16Never fear
02:17Your cake is here
02:18Now that cake looks very, very heavy
02:23It's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms
02:25Oh
02:26You've got lovely muscly arms too as well
02:30That can help play
02:31You and Todd have saved the day
02:34Oh
02:34Yeah
02:35That's right
02:35Yeah
02:36Where is Todd?
02:37Oh you know
02:37He's a bit of a light
02:38The way he's gone for a light
02:39What?
02:41He's
02:41He's out there
02:42Anything to drink
02:43Well that's my point
02:43Exactly
02:44What?
02:45So we just
02:46Wanted to go home
02:47Oh
02:47Left without saying his goodbyes
02:49Oh
02:49Listen
02:49Don't worry about goodbyes
02:51You say them all the time
02:52Don't you worry little Ed about Todd
02:53Oh
02:54Sally's spectacular
02:55Are you dancing?
02:56Oh
02:56Because I
02:57Am asking
02:58Why would he cheat on you?
03:05There's no one fitter than you
03:07Except me
03:07And it's not me
03:08So go on then
03:11Who is she?
03:14Carl's latest
03:15It's James
03:22James?
03:26James?
03:26James Bailey?
03:32I can't believe this
03:34James?
03:36That sneaky little skank
03:37Carl's the skank
03:39You blew up your life for him
03:43Oh thanks for the reminder
03:45What am I going to do Tris?
03:48Well you can stop being such a sap
03:50And you'll come to the right place for sympathy
03:53No I mean it Abby
03:54Remember who you are
03:56No you're right
03:59What am I doing here?
04:00I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window
04:02Or I don't know
04:03Cutting up his best jacket
04:05No that's amateur
04:06You're smarter than that
04:08I'm not though am I?
04:10We were putting money
04:12Aside for
04:14Our new life in flaming Dusseldorf
04:18And I'm putting groceries on credit cards
04:20While he's copping off with anyone he likes
04:22Right so he's got a nice little nest egg
04:27Has he?
04:27For Germany
04:28A few grand
04:29Be a shame if that went missing
04:30What you reckon I should rob it?
04:35Pay your debts off
04:36Buy a fabulous pair of shoes
04:38And walk all over him
04:40Fleece him
04:40I knew there was a reason
04:44You and me were mates
04:45Do not shed a single tear over him again
04:49Okay do you hear me?
04:50I'm right
04:50I've got to go
04:53Because I've got some stuff to do
04:55Did you not think to ask me first?
05:04I wasn't going to see my ma out in the street was I?
05:06She's not going to be happy until I'm in the gutter
05:08Oh that's not true
05:09You two just clash
05:10Christmas didn't do any good either
05:12That was all her doing
05:13I know but
05:14Babe
05:16She hates my guts
05:17She doesn't
05:18Eva
05:20Take this upstairs would you?
05:22Today if it's not too much trouble
05:24It is actually
05:26You'll have to do it yourself
05:27Carefully don't break your neck on the way up
05:29I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you
05:31In those trashy heels
05:32Alright enough
05:33This is our home
05:35Exactly
05:36No I mean all of ours
05:38So can we please just get along?
05:42She hasn't even said sorry
05:43Well I am sorry
05:45I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved
05:47Babe
05:48That is not an apology
05:49That's the best you're going to get
05:51Now can we just move forward please?
05:53I'll do a spot of cleaning
05:55Stay to the place
05:57Seriously
05:58Babe
05:58So how is university for the very very very mature student?
06:09Oh well you know me
06:11Potential barrister
06:13Elderly
06:14Vagrant
06:15Pub
06:16Landlady
06:16I treat everyone the same
06:18It'd be an awful pity if you got barred wouldn't it?
06:21I thought you were studying law
06:24Not medicine
06:25If you must know
06:26This is all about
06:28My grandson's accident
06:29Well his recovery
06:31From the hit and run
06:32Mystery of the century
06:34I'd like you to know
06:35That this is my life
06:37It's not some cheap TV thriller
06:39Oh
06:40The drama of you
06:41That
06:43He's still alive isn't he?
06:46And on the mend?
06:47Well it would be
06:48If he went to his physio
06:50If he want to
06:50Scared the stubborn ox
06:52And he doesn't listen to a word you say
06:54Maybe it's the way you say it
06:56Maybe he's just a stubborn ox
06:58Who needs to apologise
07:00Sometimes you have to
07:02With family
07:03You see if I cancelled the spar
07:12I would have lost my hefty deposit
07:13You know
07:14Who is this bloke
07:15Any road?
07:16Andrew Scott
07:17Well he's an amazing actor
07:19That me and Todd adore
07:20But I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit
07:22So it's fine
07:23Can you take someone else?
07:25Well it was kind of more for Todd than me
07:27But erm
07:28Yeah I'm sure I could find someone
07:30Hey
07:30I've just found this in Todd's jacket
07:33Oh hey hey
07:34Summer
07:34I'll let the authorities
07:35They found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket
07:37No
07:38I mean he'll need it
07:39Won't he?
07:40I'm gonna drop it on over to him
07:41Oh Billy
07:42He's sleeping off the ale
07:43He doesn't need to be playing candy crush
07:44What if he needs to contact us?
07:46No
07:46He won't
07:47Look
07:48Put it back
07:48And I'll reunite it with him when I get home
07:50Alright
07:51Guys
07:52Guys
07:53The cake is up
07:55Back home
07:57Sorry
08:08This hotel website's really basic
08:25There's barely any reviews
08:26Why are you still banging on about this?
08:29Because it doesn't add up
08:30It's like a front or something
08:31But when you spoke to somebody on the phone before
08:35You spoke to an actual human
08:36And they said that Carla was staying there
08:37Yeah but when I try and book it
08:39Look
08:40Doesn't let me go any further
08:42Well then
08:44The website designer needs sacking
08:46Yeah but also when I look at maps
08:48It's a building site
08:51Oh yeah
08:53But I mean
08:53Maps
08:54They're never like fully up to date
08:56Are they?
08:56I mean it's probably just a bit behind
08:58Or something
08:59Do you remember
09:00When we went to that boutique hotel
09:01In Portugal
09:02And it was only like half built?
09:04Yeah I do
09:04She was like ten
09:05So it was really exciting
09:07I was like
09:07If I don't laugh
09:08I'm gonna cry
09:09Can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side
09:10No
09:11No I think
09:12If it turns out to be a dud hotel
09:14Then she's gonna be chewing my ear off
09:16And complaining about it
09:17When she gets back
09:17So you reckon
09:19I'm making something out of nothing?
09:22I'm sure she's by the pool
09:23Just topping up the town
09:24And eyeing up the talent
09:25Oh
09:26Don't make a sound
09:30Or I'll knock you out proper this time
09:32Please just let me go
09:34Oh god
09:35You talk like I'm some kind of monster
09:36But I came back to give you your kidney meds
09:38And look what you did to me
09:40Oh
09:41You didn't have to do that
09:43It really hurts
09:45You got me locked up in a coven
09:49You're the victim
09:49It is what it is
09:51Like yeah
09:53It's not ideal
09:53But I didn't want you to suffer
09:55Which is why I brought your meds
09:56You can sing for these now
09:59No no Becky
09:59Please I need them
10:01No
10:02You know Lisa's gonna figure out
10:05Who you really are
10:10Lisa and me know each other inside out
10:13And you can't mess with that
10:15Even though you tried
10:16You're so damned
10:19I don't care what you think
10:20Because pretty soon
10:22You'll be out of the picture
10:23And I'll get my happy ending
10:24With my family
10:26If you were gonna kill me
10:30You'd have killed me by now
10:32Look at you
10:35You're shaking
10:36You're not a killer
10:39You're not good at any
10:41No
10:43But I don't have to
10:48Do I
10:48Because without meds
10:51Your body's gonna fail you
10:53Pretty quickly
10:53So all I have to do
10:56Put on this gag
11:02Get up
11:09And walk out the door
11:14I don't want it
11:33Well it's this or nothing Betsy
11:36Right come on
11:37Get the plates out will you
11:38Okay Mrs Krause
11:39Excuse me
11:41Hello
11:43We are dishing up stir fry again
11:45Are you hungry?
11:48Yeah starved babes
11:49Where have you been all day?
11:52I am
11:52You make every question
11:53It's on the police interrogation
11:55Let's see I don't
11:56I was just concerned
11:58You know you
11:59You look like death
12:03You alright?
12:05Oh yeah
12:06I'm just you know
12:07Oh mum
12:09Oh my god
12:10Becky?
12:11Bex?
12:13Besser calling ambulance now
12:14Yeah
12:15Becky?
12:16Becky?
12:17Becky can you hear me?
12:19Hey you sit down
12:20I'll get the glove
12:21I should get attacked more often
12:23Maybe I should invest
12:25In a little nurse's outfit
12:26Property carrier
12:27Although I do like the sound of that
12:29I'm just going to go for a week
12:30Okay
12:30Hiya
12:31Collection for Osborne
12:33Yeah I'll just grab it
12:33Thank you
12:34And this is outfit
12:37Er it was a joke
12:40What are you even doing here?
12:42Well maybe I just fancied a
12:43Onion barzy
12:44So you followed us
12:46Us?
12:48Look I'm sorry Will
12:49I know you've got it to be missing out on a session
12:51But after what happened to Daniel
12:53I need to be with him
12:54Are you going on much party?
12:55I told you I wouldn't
12:57Alright?
13:01Yeah
13:01Yeah we're great
13:02Er Will's just disappointed
13:03That I've had to cancel our session tomorrow
13:05Committed aren't you?
13:07Completely
13:07Yeah
13:08Shall we go then?
13:12Yeah
13:13Yeah
13:13Come on let's skedaddle
13:14Thank you
13:15Thank you
13:15Bye Will
13:16Bye
13:17I'll erm
13:18I'll message you about rescheduling
13:20Laters
13:23Hey
13:28Who's lazy now?
13:31Well what do you want?
13:32A medal?
13:33Oh come on
13:34Don't pretend like you're not impressed
13:36I knew you could do it didn't I?
13:39The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session
13:42Oh you went to the physio in the end did you?
13:45Er yeah
13:46Yeah I did
13:46Hmm
13:47Was it helpful?
13:49Right well you can wipe that look off your face
13:51Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders
13:55Well it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well
13:58But but I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did
14:04Well I forgive you alright?
14:07That's settled what's for tea?
14:08Well hang on
14:10Have I been played here?
14:13Possibly
14:13I got you to your session there didn't I?
14:16Er he went of his own accord
14:18Oh of course he did
14:19Of course he did
14:20Listen
14:21Listen you was right
14:24I shall be trying hard
14:26Alright don't ruin it for yourself
14:30Straight to the recycling
14:41What is it?
14:46Er a few friends of my mum's reached out saying how sorry they were
14:54And I didn't know what to say
14:57And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing but
15:02You didn't know how?
15:06That made me a bad person
15:07No
15:08No grief it's
15:11It's complicated isn't it?
15:13You deal are you deal
15:14All the messages just made it real
15:16You know like that's it
15:18Like I'm never going to see her again
15:21She's gone
15:22It's done
15:24She'll be proud of you you know
15:30Yeah right
15:32Following your heart
15:36Saving your pennies
15:39To start a new life with a woman you love
15:41And a kid
15:43And we're almost there aren't we?
15:47Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets
15:49And leave all our ghosts behind
15:52Yeah
15:54Now you don't sound too keen
15:57You're not blowing all the money have you?
15:59Of course I haven't
16:00And I am keen
16:02It's just
16:03It's been a weird day hasn't it?
16:06Yeah it has
16:06It does make you think though
16:11About the people you love
16:14That you'd do anything for him
16:18Would you?
16:21What?
16:23Would you do anything for me?
16:25Of course I would
16:26Abby I don't know what I'd do without you
16:29And you won't have to find out
16:32Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me
16:36Well the doctor said it was concussion
16:46And the wound on the back of your head
16:48That doesn't happen without you noticing does it?
16:50What's with her tone?
16:51She's in a hospital bed
16:52Need to know what's going on Betsy
16:54What's happened mum?
17:04I didn't want to tell you but
17:06I was
17:07I was attacked
17:09Oh my god
17:12It curses lot
17:13Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:19It won't completely freak you out
17:21It's me thereafter
17:22You might have told me to do one
17:23No of course we wouldn't
17:25Would we?
17:26No
17:27Never
17:29We can't just keep ignoring this
17:32And you're right
17:35They've obviously been keeping tabs on you and they're clearly nowhere to find you
17:38Yeah
17:39Yeah we can't just wait around until they do her in
17:41We need to leave
17:42Hide out like right now
17:44Right you panicking isn't helpful
17:46Yeah but we've already lost her once
17:47Don't you think I know that?
17:49I don't want to lose her again either
17:51Yeah then do something
17:52Betsy it's alright
17:53I am going to be alright
17:55Lisa I have to go
17:57I need to go to Spain
17:59As soon as
18:00We should ramp up the guest deals
18:05People buy more when they think it won't last forever
18:07Last forever
18:09Nothing does
18:10Alright Yoda
18:11Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:15Learn from our mistakes
18:16You mean my mistakes?
18:18I didn't actually
18:19This is a learning curve for all of us
18:21Oh indeed it is
18:23Alright what about a luau?
18:26We could do pina coladas
18:27Mai Tais
18:28I could dust off my coconuts
18:30Oh I know
18:31What about a great Gatsby?
18:33Oh I love the 1920s
18:35And I make the best flapper
18:37Just replace the F
18:38You what?
18:40Oh it was right there
18:41I couldn't resist
18:42Come on babe
18:44She's joking
18:45Of course I am
18:47Friends?
18:51Yeah
18:51Right
18:51Can you two ladies get on?
18:54After all we're family
18:55Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive
19:02But I think Ben's right
19:05We are family
19:06And I think if we try hard
19:09We could be so happy here
19:10My son is soft and forgiving
19:13Traits that I don't possess
19:16You aborted my grandchild
19:19You lied to everyone
19:21You lady
19:22Will never be my family
19:24Ah
19:26What can I get you there?
19:27It's hard
19:44It's hard to have you been
19:46What are you doing?
19:47Your hands are like
19:49Ice
19:50You're dripping wet
19:52Yeah I um
19:54I just popped out to get
19:57Some um
19:57Chips
19:58I want to
19:59Have some chips
20:01Where are they then?
20:03What?
20:04The chips
20:05Oh um
20:06Todd your
20:06Your lips are turning blue
20:08How long have you been out here?
20:10I feel the cold don't I?
20:12Look at the you said you'd
20:13You'd had too much to drink
20:15I did
20:17No
20:18You'd had one pint
20:19At most
20:20You weren't drunk
20:21I was
20:22I saw how he
20:24Seemed with you
20:25When you left
20:26I um
20:29I've been insensitive
20:31And um
20:31He called me on it
20:33That was all
20:34So what
20:35He locked you out of the flat?
20:37No
20:37Of course not
20:38Well so then
20:39Can you explain to me
20:40Why you're out here
20:40In the freezing cold
20:41Wet through
20:42With no coat on
20:43Looking like you
20:43One
20:44Icy drink away
20:45From hypothermia
20:46And save me the lies
20:47About the chips
20:48Alright yeah
20:52We did have a
20:53Bit of a tiff
20:54At the party
20:56And then I
20:58I went for a walk
20:59Just to
21:00Clear my head
21:00About what?
21:03None of your business
21:04Alright I'll
21:07I'll go back home
21:08And everything will be alright
21:09I
21:09It just
21:11It gets a bit
21:13About what?
21:19He has
21:20Certain
21:21Expectations
21:24Of
21:24A relationship
21:26That's all
21:26And I'm
21:27You know I'm like
21:29Selfish
21:31Inconsiderate
21:33Kind
21:33Loving
21:35Loyal
21:36Feels lucky to have you
21:39What is
21:43He to my flat
21:44Take it
21:45For next time
21:47I've got it back
21:53No
21:53Todd
21:54Come on
21:54should've gay
21:56Yeah
21:56Come on
21:56Okay
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