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00:00You made love. It was to a ghost.
00:02I said it may have been a ghost.
00:03She was very squishy and vanished into thin air.
00:06You think ghosts are squishy?
00:07Oh, we tease you, but you are funny.
00:10I'm going to grab a couple more warm ones.
00:13Hey, Ty. Oh, wow.
00:15Do you always wear sandals on your boat?
00:17What? No, I'm just grabbing some beers and forgot to take them off.
00:20I'm not a monster.
00:23I cannot believe what I've just heard.
00:26About the sandals. I know.
00:27Way more boat etiquette than you'd think.
00:29And people are weirdly serious about it, too.
00:32No. You said I'm not a monster.
00:35Oh, well, that's just an expression.
00:37Few things upset me, son.
00:38But talking about monsters like they're a bad thing
00:41or like they have anything to do with shoes.
00:44I don't think monsters are bad.
00:45I seem to remember that you try to ban monsters.
00:49Ban monsters? Me?
00:50I know what happened. You're misremembering.
00:52You know you have an unreliable memory from all the drinking.
00:55I do?
00:56Yes, you yourself have told me that a million times.
00:58You probably don't remember that, either.
01:00I don't remember.
01:01There you go.
01:02And that's why, ironically, you've gotten it backwards.
01:04I love and respect monsters so much
01:06that when I was king, I was planning an enormous monster week.
01:09You were?
01:10Talked about it constantly.
01:12My God, I've judged you wrong.
01:14Well, what's stopping us from finishing what you started?
01:17You hear that, world?
01:18We're having a monster week.
01:20Aren't the monsters invited, too?
01:22You bet they are.
01:23Okay, okay.
01:27Maybe we should get out of here.
01:29No, I want to see if it happens again.
01:31Okay, okay.
01:33Monster week.
02:02Is that what it sounds like?
02:04Yes.
02:04A week-long celebration of monsters
02:06where everyone will have a blast
02:08and never again use the word monster
02:10to mean anything even remotely negative
02:12or having to do with shoes for whatever reason.
02:14Not quite clear on that,
02:15but I do now know it's important.
02:17And this is a plan you're okay with
02:19and not terrified by.
02:21Packing our streets with literal monsters.
02:24It was his idea.
02:25Planning it for years, in fact.
02:27Now, what fun things did you have in mind?
02:30Rules?
02:31Not because it's monsters.
02:32Because it's a week.
02:33There's always rules during weeks.
02:35You're throwing a monster week?
02:37Man, I wish I was able to help out.
02:39Bloodmouth's taking me to some hot springs.
02:40To turn her into soup and eat her.
02:44I'm just kidding.
02:45Although I'm sure you'd be delicious, babe.
02:47Aw, thank you, babe.
02:49We're cannibals.
02:50Yes.
02:50Now, the hot springs are just a nice place
02:52to go with someone you love
02:54and have sex with her for a long time.
02:56Probably several extended sessions.
02:58Ready, babe?
02:59You bet, babe.
03:00Don't worry.
03:01Once the monsters arrive,
03:03you'll be having too much fun
03:04to be sad she picked that gorgeous cannibal over you
03:07for sex in a location
03:09that you can easily picture in your mind.
03:12We're gonna have the best monster week ever.
03:15You know monster week is a bad idea, right?
03:18It's a terrible idea.
03:19We can't have a bunch of monsters
03:21descending upon our city,
03:22which is why we're going to have to fake it.
03:24Hippo, can you make monster costumes
03:26so realistic they'll fall down?
03:27If he's as drunk as I'm sure he'll be,
03:29I'm insulted by the question.
03:31Let me guess.
03:32You want me to clear out.
03:34Gods make monsters uneasy.
03:36Yes, I'll stay away.
03:37Because you asked so nicely and I love you,
03:39not because I have any respect
03:40for the principles being applied.
03:42Goes quite without saying.
03:43While I've got you in such an obliging mood,
03:46might you also keep Hermes away?
03:48Hermes specifically?
03:49My frenemy whose eyeball I gouged out.
03:51Who cages monsters
03:52and forces them to fight to the death?
03:54Yes.
03:55You know what?
03:55He'll be in Hades
03:56doing that pathetic sidekick
03:58of his bringing in dead souls or whatever.
04:01I'll go and distract him with something.
04:02Keep him occupied.
04:04Darling,
04:04you really are the best in the world.
04:07Yes, well,
04:08I'd be the first to admit that.
04:10Underworld exit!
04:13Monster week is off to a great start.
04:15I see no problems with it at all.
04:18Would you agree, Dad?
04:19I'm seeing some monsters
04:20I've never seen before.
04:22I'm going to have to get to know them.
04:23Personally.
04:24Bodily.
04:25Oh, you should absolutely.
04:26But first,
04:27why not get much drunker
04:28to the point where everything is blurry,
04:29perhaps wiped out altogether?
04:31How does that sound?
04:32All monsters drink for free
04:33during monster week
04:34because nobody's sober
04:36during monster week.
04:37All weeks have rules
04:38and monster week's rules say
04:39drink up.
04:40Can't argue with any of that.
04:42Roar!
04:44Roar indeed.
04:45Son,
04:45you've really outdone yourself.
04:47And knowing you would,
04:49I've invited that
04:49investigative reporter you like.
04:52Tina!
04:53So,
04:54tell me,
04:55how did the guy who banned monsters
04:56end up throwing a monster week?
04:58I can answer this one.
04:59It would seem that you and I
05:00both have the same
05:01alcohol-induced false memory.
05:04Interesting.
05:04I smell a flimsy
05:06false memory cover-up
05:07just waiting to be
05:08blown wide open.
05:10Only story bigger than that
05:12would be
05:12if these weren't
05:13real monsters.
05:15What would that even mean?
05:17People in monster costumes
05:18or something.
05:19What a ridiculous
05:20funny thing you're saying.
05:21I mean, it's amusing.
05:21I'll tell you what
05:22I've noticed already.
05:23None of these monsters
05:24are destroying anything.
05:25The night is young.
05:26I haven't gotten scratched once.
05:28Chivalry is not dead.
05:29The fire-breathing orcs
05:30haven't breathed any fire.
05:31New diet.
05:32And everyone is just
05:33walking around saying
05:34roar?
05:35Monsters do say roar.
05:36They don't just say roar.
05:38Plus, you're acting weird.
05:40But that's hardly a story.
05:42Yes, very well observed.
05:44I'll be right back.
05:52Guys, we have a problem.
05:53Tina's here.
05:54Oh, that is a problem.
05:56You two have a crazy history
05:57of romantic near-misses.
05:59That's not the kind of Tina
06:00problem I'm dealing with
06:01for once.
06:02In addition to being
06:03beautiful and fascinating,
06:04she unfortunately
06:04happened to be
06:05a very good reporter.
06:06What's Dad gonna think
06:07when she breaks the vase
06:08that there's no real
06:09monsters at Monster Week?
06:10She'll never find out.
06:11My costumes are incredible.
06:13I should be the head.
06:15Why should you be the head
06:16when you have such
06:17incredible butt energy?
06:19So, what did you have in mind?
06:21We might need some actual monsters here.
06:24If we could get just one,
06:25a harmless one.
06:27We got that last surviving
06:28Tickle Troll.
06:29Are you serious?
06:30That's perfect.
06:31Wait, Tickle Trolls are real?
06:32We are if you believe in us.
06:34Of course Tickle Trolls aren't real.
06:37Oh, phew.
06:37That's what I thought.
06:38Oh, come on!
06:40Come on, let's think.
06:41Do we know any relatively gentle
06:43dotar monsters who exist?
06:45Mmm, Gargi the Giant
06:46who can't feel pain
06:47gave me that special Gargi whistle
06:49you blow if you want
06:50to summon Gargi.
06:51Perfect, yes.
06:52Summon Gargi.
06:53He's very gentle
06:54when he isn't swinging
06:54that enormous club.
06:56Ah, still might not be enough.
06:58Maybe, you know,
06:59some other gentle monsters
07:00or not even necessarily gentle,
07:01just willing to be gentle
07:02or just less monstrous
07:04as a favor to a friend.
07:06You could try to get
07:07some real monsters
07:08so Dad won't find out
07:09there's fake monsters
07:10at the monster party
07:11you threw to prove
07:12you're not as scared of monsters.
07:13Which you are.
07:14Or you could come clean
07:16with Dad and be done with it.
07:17Which, forgetting
07:18any other considerations
07:19like wrong or right
07:21or blah, blah, blah
07:22it actually just seems
07:23a lot simpler.
07:24Just get the damn whistle.
07:30Hey, Tina.
07:31Where'd my dad go?
07:33He said there was a sphinx
07:34he wanted to destroy
07:35but the way he said it
07:37clearly implied
07:37he intended to mate with it.
07:39I would really like
07:39to interview some of these monsters
07:41and dig into why
07:42they decided to show up
07:42to a monster week
07:43hosted by a monster hater
07:45but they all seem to be
07:46running away from me.
07:48That's curious, isn't it?
07:49Ab-ab-ab-ab-ab-ab
07:50alleged monster hater.
07:51Nothing has been proven
07:52and it's not curious, no.
07:54Monsters are notoriously shy.
07:56Except for...
07:57Gargi!
07:57The friendly giant
07:58who doesn't feel pain.
08:00Get over here!
08:01A reporter wants to talk to you.
08:02Now this is a real monster.
08:04Tell me more about
08:05your use of the word
08:06real.
08:06I just meant
08:07a real one.
08:08You know,
08:09he's the real deal.
08:10Anyway, it's Gargi.
08:11He's a star.
08:12Everyone loves Gargi.
08:13Big fan favorite.
08:15Like I said,
08:16he doesn't feel pain.
08:17Give a head, stab him.
08:18Stomp on his foot.
08:19You're gonna love him.
08:19You know what?
08:20Maybe you could find
08:21something sharp to poke him with.
08:22Something good.
08:23Give it some thought.
08:24Okay.
08:25Gargi, spill.
08:26Where can I find some monsters
08:27real quick?
08:28Monsters who are willing
08:29to be cool, preferably.
08:30Seem to, Gargi.
08:31Lots of monsters here.
08:32Gargi's friends at Monster Bar
08:34say, no monsters welcome
08:36in Crappopolis.
08:37But Gargi remember Crappopolis.
08:39Maybe Gargi is big,
08:41softy Gargi.
08:42Softest Gargi around.
08:43Or maybe it's just impossible
08:44for Gargi to resist Gargi Whistle.
08:46But Gargi think...
08:47Gargi, Gargi, Gargi.
08:48Monster Bar.
08:49Where's that exactly?
08:51Wow, spooky.
08:54Here you go, Care Bear.
08:56Delivering another dead one
08:57for you to process.
08:58Don't call Care-on Care Bear.
09:00Only I call him that.
09:01And are you sure
09:01this guy's really dead?
09:02This again?
09:03Because look,
09:04I got a lot of live ones
09:05sneaking in
09:05and a lot of dead ones
09:06sneaking out.
09:07And do you think
09:08that's my fault?
09:09You're the delivery guy.
09:10I'm just saying,
09:11do you double-check the doors
09:12on your way out?
09:13See if they close all the way?
09:14I'm sure it would be
09:14too much to ask
09:15that you give the handle
09:16a little jiggle
09:16to make sure it's locked.
09:17Oh, I can go faster
09:18than the eye can see.
09:19I can jiggle a handle
09:20multiple times,
09:20going back and forth,
09:21checking to see
09:22if it's locked,
09:22and then checking again
09:23because was it really locked?
09:25Not that I would do that.
09:27So you didn't jiggle
09:28the handle.
09:30Hello, boys.
09:31Long time no see.
09:33Oh, what is she doing here?
09:35What are you up to?
09:36Is it antics?
09:36Don't look at me.
09:37I have nothing to do
09:38with her antics.
09:39Well, you'll soon
09:40want to do something
09:42with my antics.
09:44I brought something
09:44very special.
09:45It's a pineapple.
09:49I figure we can section it
09:51and eat it together.
09:52That should take a long time,
09:53probably a week, right?
09:55While your pineapple
09:55does look fascinating,
09:56we are in the middle
09:57of something here.
09:58No, I think we're done.
09:59He keeps blaming me
10:00for people coming in
10:01and out illegally
10:02because he's careless.
10:04Ugh, I'm so bored
10:04with this conversation.
10:05Anything fun going on
10:06in Crepopolis?
10:07I feel like it's gotten
10:08a little better
10:08over the last year or so.
10:10No, it's got worse.
10:11In fact,
10:12Crepopolis is cancelled.
10:14But look what else
10:15I brought.
10:18Aww.
10:20Aww, look at you.
10:24This must be the place.
10:31Oh, boy,
10:33these don't look gentle.
10:34I think you're special
10:34or are bonkers.
10:36No, no, no, no.
10:37You got this.
10:39You're half-mock, sir.
10:40You can do this.
10:41Bistro, you'll stop it.
10:48Roar!
10:49Was that supposed
10:50to be a roar?
10:52I'm sorry.
10:52My pronunciation is...
10:53Anyway, I'm here to ask
10:55you to please come
10:56to Monster Week
10:57in Crepopolis,
10:58preferably in a spirit
10:59of non-destructive
11:00camaraderie.
11:01Seriously?
11:03That's rich.
11:04You banned us.
11:06Yeah, we know
11:06who you are.
11:07Okay, yes,
11:08I may have at one point
11:10ban monsters,
11:11but if you know
11:12who I am,
11:13you must know
11:13I'm half-monster.
11:16Is that offensive?
11:18I didn't...
11:18I actually...
11:20I'm here for my father,
11:21who's a fool monster.
11:22He's king now,
11:25if that makes any difference.
11:26I'll believe that
11:27when I see it.
11:28All we know
11:29is you want to
11:29corral us all
11:30into one place.
11:31What's that
11:32going to be for,
11:32you think?
11:33Some hero's feet.
11:35There are no heroes
11:37at Monster Week.
11:38Oh, yeah?
11:39And why should we
11:40believe you?
11:42Why should you believe me?
11:44It's all been lied
11:45from the start.
11:46And all because
11:47I hurt my dad's feelings.
11:49And I can handle it.
11:51I didn't even know
11:51it was possible,
11:52but it is,
11:52and I did it
11:53because I am
11:55a scared of monsters.
11:56And that means
11:57I'm a scared of myself.
11:59So please,
12:00come to Kropopolis
12:01as our honored guests,
12:03exactly the way you are.
12:06There's free beer.
12:07Why the hell
12:08didn't you lead with that?
12:20That's odd.
12:21I don't know
12:23if dad's getting
12:24sober or smarter,
12:25but he is definitely
12:26going to find out.
12:27Yeah, and Tina's
12:28going to lose interest
12:29in Gargi pretty soon.
12:30Everyone does.
12:31His only thing
12:32is not feeling pain.
12:33I mean, get a hobby.
12:34Where the hell
12:35is Ty with those
12:36real monsters?
12:37We need a huge
12:38distraction,
12:39something that will
12:40change the subject
12:41for everyone.
12:41You know what would
12:42really get this party
12:43going?
12:44Typhon.
12:45God of all monsters.
12:46Don't discredit him.
12:48He's the monster
12:49of all monsters.
12:50Doesn't he
12:51destroy cities?
12:52With fun
12:53and devastating,
12:55unprecedented weather events.
12:57But it's the fun
12:57that really stands out.
12:59That's it.
12:59Typhon,
13:00what are we going to do?
13:01Just be like,
13:02hey, Typhon,
13:02want to come destroy
13:03our city so dad
13:04won't think Ty's
13:05a monster hater?
13:06Why not just get
13:07Zeus to come
13:07and kill us all?
13:09No,
13:09we fake Typhon.
13:11Why'd you put
13:12your hand to your head
13:13like that?
13:13I don't know.
13:14Who's got a tummy?
13:16Who's got a cutesy-woopsy
13:17tummy little tum-tum?
13:18Woo!
13:18I'm going to rearrange
13:19the spices in my
13:20bitch sister's kitchen.
13:23That,
13:24that right there.
13:25See,
13:25she's getting out.
13:26And how does she know
13:27how to get out?
13:27Did she see you come in?
13:28Dead getting out
13:29isn't even in my purview.
13:31Is it?
13:31You flopsy-wopsy
13:32little color bug.
13:34I should go.
13:35I'm tired of getting
13:36blamed for Hades' problems.
13:38Even if it's hard
13:39to tear myself away
13:41from this sweet
13:42little pea.
13:43Wait!
13:44Why don't we
13:44train the puppy
13:46to guard the river?
13:47That might take some time.
13:48Why would we do that?
13:49And why do you say
13:50take some time
13:50like it's a selling point?
13:51Oh,
13:52selling point
13:53smelling sploint.
13:55Mm-hmm.
13:56Well,
13:56I don't see this little guy
13:58stopping anyone
13:59who really wants to escape.
14:00Good point.
14:01We're going to have
14:02to workshop a lot of ideas
14:03to get it right.
14:04Gotta start somewhere.
14:07I don't think
14:08that's a guard dog.
14:09Let's test it.
14:10I've been working
14:10on my mortal voice.
14:12I am a normal
14:12living human man
14:13who wishes to see
14:14his dead mother
14:15for some reason.
14:15Try to stop me, doggy.
14:17Come on,
14:17chase me.
14:18I'm getting away.
14:20Yeah,
14:20that dog won't hunt.
14:21Damn it,
14:22I thought I'd nailed it.
14:23Looks like we've got
14:23our work cut out for us.
14:25Call your wives,
14:26it's gonna be a long one.
14:31Okay,
14:32big isn't enough.
14:33We've got to go scarier.
14:34And I have an idea,
14:35I have an idea.
14:36We're really excited
14:37about having an idea.
14:39Seriously,
14:40a two-headed dog
14:41scares you?
14:41I'm not finished yet.
14:44Wow.
14:45You know,
14:45after the second head
14:45got that response,
14:46I really wouldn't
14:47have gone for a third,
14:48but you took the risk
14:49of embarrassment
14:49and it was worth it.
14:50Look at this
14:51scary sweetie pie.
14:53Wait,
14:53now I have an idea.
14:54It might be a little
14:55cliched,
14:55but what about
14:56snakes?
14:58You know,
14:58snakes from the head,
14:59or snakes for tails.
15:01Or snakes coming
15:02out of its back.
15:03That's awesome.
15:06I think I'm gonna
15:07name him Chompy
15:07or Cerberus.
15:09You know what?
15:09Okay,
15:09his official name
15:10can be Cerberus,
15:11but his unofficial name
15:12will be Chompy.
15:12Done.
15:13Hey,
15:13Deliria,
15:14remember when you
15:14came up with the idea
15:15of making male mortals
15:16go bald?
15:17This is almost
15:18as fun as that was.
15:19It was just my idea
15:20for them to go bald,
15:21but it was your idea
15:23for it to happen
15:23in different ways
15:24so some of those guys
15:25don't even realize
15:26it's happening for years.
15:27See?
15:30It's fun.
15:31We're having fun.
15:33Sustainable fun.
15:34Let's try
15:35Sharper Teeth.
15:36He's perfect.
15:37Walk away.
15:38No, no, no.
15:38We're just getting started.
15:39What about nails?
15:41Great.
15:42Don't overdo it, though.
15:43Let me cook.
15:44How about weirder eyes?
15:46Killer instincts.
15:47Dramatic past.
15:49You're upsetting him,
15:50Deliria.
15:50No,
15:51he's having fun
15:51right along with us.
15:54Chompy!
15:55And you overdid it.
15:56Great.
15:57Hermes,
15:57where do you think he went?
15:58Well,
15:59this monster we've whipped up
16:00has three very sensitive noses.
16:02I'd say he's going to go
16:02to the worst-smelling place
16:03he can find.
16:04Oh, no.
16:05Grand Popolis!
16:07Ty,
16:08look at you,
16:09surrounded by glorious beasts.
16:11Sorry, I'm late.
16:12I thought the parade
16:12stopped at the monster bar.
16:14You went to the monster bar?
16:15You deserve a drink.
16:18Oh,
16:18and don't look now,
16:20but there's a Gorgon
16:21in the house.
16:22Drink up,
16:23you misunderstood bastards.
16:25Join the party.
16:26Yeah!
16:27Whoa!
16:27He's not dead!
16:29Tina,
16:30how's it going?
16:31Learn anything newsworthy?
16:33I didn't expect
16:33to spend my monster week
16:34this way,
16:35but Gargi has
16:36a really tragic backstory.
16:37Have you really been
16:38talking to Gargi
16:38this whole time?
16:39Gargi didn't know
16:40how much he had to say.
16:41Gargi tapped into thing
16:43he never knew
16:43he could talk about.
16:44It's not the story
16:45I was looking for,
16:46but it'll work.
16:47My readers do love
16:48a sob fest.
16:49Is that who I think it is?
16:52Did you get Typhon?
16:53You crazy boy.
16:54Wait,
16:55did you really get Typhon?
16:58I guess.
16:59Woo!
16:59Oh, yes.
17:03Here we go.
17:04Forget Gargi.
17:05This is a story.
17:06For the first time,
17:08Gargi feel pain.
17:11Whoa!
17:11What's going on?
17:14Hey, about a stoop?
17:16Oh, thank God.
17:17It's just you guys.
17:18Really good job with the weather.
17:19I thought it was actually Typhon.
17:21Well, you're not dealing
17:22with an amateur here.
17:23I like to...
17:24Wait, you thought
17:25what was Typhon?
17:26I haven't started the machine.
17:29Typhon!
17:34It's me.
17:35I made it.
17:36Let's get this party started.
17:39I'm going to get killed
17:40by Typhon.
17:41How cool is that?
17:44Adult children,
17:46get under my wings.
17:48Dad!
17:49I couldn't ask
17:52for a better way to die.
17:54Thank you, son.
17:55You're not going to die, Dad.
17:56None of us are.
17:57I'm responsible for this.
17:58I'll be the one to fix it.
18:00What the hell is he doing?
18:02Is he going to talk to Typhon?
18:04You don't even look at him!
18:05Just avert your eyes!
18:06Or run like hell
18:07and die happy!
18:08Typhon!
18:09Who approaches?
18:11I'm Tyrannus,
18:12and it is great to see you.
18:15You're...
18:15You're not scared of me?
18:18No, I'm terrified.
18:19But that's my problem.
18:21What kind of a host would I be
18:22if I didn't thank you
18:23for coming to my Monster Week?
18:25Do you mean it?
18:26I wasn't sure I was welcome.
18:27I'm not usually welcome places.
18:29Since, you know,
18:30I...
18:30I usually destroy them.
18:32Are you kidding?
18:33I mean, yes,
18:34I had heard that,
18:34but the monster are all monsters.
18:37I don't just welcome you
18:38to Monster Week.
18:38I thank you for coming.
18:40Would you want to have a beer with me?
18:42You know, monster to monster.
18:44I'd love that.
18:48Oh.
18:49Great.
18:50That's my boy.
18:52Oh.
18:55So, you tried to fake Monster Week,
18:58but why?
18:58The thing is,
18:59I did ban monsters when I was king.
19:01You weren't misremembering.
19:02I should have just been honest with you.
19:04If only somebody had told you to come clean.
19:07Well, that would have saved him
19:08a lot of trouble.
19:09But then again,
19:10if he had come clean,
19:11I wouldn't have had
19:12the best Monster Week ever.
19:14You mean you're not mad?
19:15I've got to tell you,
19:16I really did learn
19:17that my perception of monsters
19:18was all wrong,
19:19or largely wrong,
19:20somewhat,
19:20in at least certain circumstances.
19:22What's the number one rule
19:23of Monster Week?
19:24That everyone is forgiven
19:26during Monster Week?
19:27No, it's no lessons
19:28during Monster Week.
19:29And to be honest,
19:30I did know Scott and Colax
19:32were in that Sphinx costume.
19:34I've only pretended
19:35to make love to them.
19:36Wait,
19:36which part of it was fake?
19:38It was all real to me.
19:44Hey, Tina,
19:45so how much of the real story
19:46did you get?
19:47If there's anything I didn't get,
19:49I don't even need it.
19:50I got plenty.
19:51Great.
19:52Promise me I'll never lose you
19:53as a source.
19:54These weeks always deliver.
19:56Although,
19:56I don't know why you call them weeks.
19:57I can't remember any of them
19:58being longer than a day.
19:59Well,
20:00no one can really say
20:00how long a week is.
20:01Can't they?
20:03Oh, my God.
20:06Chompy, heat!
20:07Ooh.
20:08Who have we got here?
20:10Schlub, I'm sorry.
20:11I tried to keep away
20:13as long as possible.
20:14Not a problem
20:15in the slightest, darling.
20:17I haven't seen a monster
20:18this good
20:18since you made our children.
20:20Ah!
20:21Good boy, Chompy.
20:23Ah!
20:23Look, babe, I'm telling you,
20:29I've boiled humans before.
20:30This water isn't hot enough to boil you.
20:33It's gonna feel great.
20:34It's not about that.
20:36I told you I'm cutting back on human,
20:38but all you packed
20:39were finger sticks
20:40and fried toes.
20:41I thought you'd like the sauce.
20:44You invited me here
20:45and brought nothing I can eat.
20:46That is so typical of you.
20:48I told you I'm on an all-flesh diet.
20:52I'm sorry I forgot about you.
20:54It won't happen again.
20:56Can we please just get in the water?
20:57Fine.
20:58You go first.
20:59Happily.
21:00This is gonna feel great.
21:03Oh, it's so hot.
21:05I'm so scared to get in
21:06because it's so hot.
21:11Oh, it's too hot.
21:12It's too hot.
21:13I was wrong.
21:14I'm turning it into soup.
21:15Oh, my God, blood mouth.
21:16Sarah, promise.
21:18Promise you'll eat me.
21:21Seriously,
21:21what did I just say
21:22about cutting back on human?
21:26Did you get any of that?
21:29Bento.
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