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00:00Speed chase involving a white Bronco keep a safe distance he kicked two trainers in the head when
00:05he escaped well allegedly kicked Frank you don't think old Jasper did it do you OJ was a rodeo star
00:11for years that's a violent sport who knows what he's capable of it no excuse for what he did but
00:16chase continues as the convoy approaches protesters gathered to support old Jasper I'm guessing this
00:22is like a hot button topic but I'm from New Zealand who's OJ issues not from here well your
00:30country's stupid you're a douchebag we are entering our two with no end in sight if we hit the county
00:36line this becomes another precincts glory tread slide over and take the wheel what why I'm gonna
00:41roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse why why never tell me the odds I didn't
00:46land it on my phone wall a combo I'm sorry I made us get those breakfast burritos that's tough
00:56before a run not helpful it appears the officer is pursuing OJ on foot a gambit both impressive
01:03and completely unnecessary hope you have a good lawyer OJ that was awesome you don't have to tell
01:12me I was there
01:42so we will no longer be doing flashback Fridays I was once again the only one in costume and it's
01:51just yeah it's not fun anymore um lastly as you know the city has been over budget and has been
01:59looking for ways to save money I was hoping that this wouldn't affect us but the city is shutting
02:05down a precinct what am I getting fired not us not us not us no no we're fine we're fine but we are
02:13absorbing 10 officers from another precinct we don't have enough snacks for that I only absorb protein
02:19in powdered form who we getting well it's a fun bunch
02:26no are you kidding me it'll stop playing in a second I'm in hell guess here God is now all my regular
02:45tea bag I thought you were gonna play me in yeah I told you I don't know how to play when doves cry
02:50yet my partner Daisy everybody yay welcome Daisy welcome everyone I lived and breathed for the two
02:57three but I'm keeping an open mind for my new home except you you are dead to me a ghost hey what you
03:03still mad about that emu incident you mean when that big bird bit my ham allegedly bit your ham
03:08allegedly you want me to show you what allegedly looks like let's get the lay of the land I veto this
03:13merger I veto it I veto it okay you're still going to show me favoritism though right I need three
03:19days after the Kentucky Derby already bought the hat so am I still the only shred are there any new
03:23shreds I need a raise and half day Wednesdays okay hey hey hey hey I will happily answer all questions
03:29one-on-one in my office meeting adjourned Emily I can't serve Frank I gotta build up to him hey I want
03:34to be constructive about this but my thoughts keep drifting to arson I hate this merger oh my god
03:42no what did you miss shrimp feast again my stupid daughter she's smart she got into Wellington prep
03:48it's most expensive school in the city I'm assuming that your wife's jeans are doing the heavy lifting
03:52there when we toured the school there were doctors and lawyers who were worried about paying tuition
03:57doctors and lawyers why did you even let her apply well I didn't think she would get in you've met
04:01Addie you ever talk to her and think oh well you're going places yeah she sucks yeah not according
04:06to willing to prep I'm so glad that I don't have to think about kids except like tangentially when
04:11I'm buying condoms and stuff like that yeah well I'm glad things are going well between you and Parker
04:15so good let me just say I wish I was sitting on a bag of frozen peas right about now I wish you
04:21wouldn't say that yeah I regret saying that to you actually we got all day everyone will get their
04:25turn
04:26go ahead hey hey hi hi um so I know we said we take time to think about what happened the other
04:38night at the penguin enclosure and I've thought about it have you thought about it it's kind of
04:43all I've been thinking about me too wait we're talking about the kiss part right not the like
04:47adorable penguins part yeah the yeah okay I was thinking it's something we should do again sometime
04:53me too amazing mm-hmm but we can't do anything until I talk to my boss I mean I'm your supervisor
05:03you're my subordinate like this has to be very above board yes and I can't do anything until I break up
05:08with Isabel and she's out of town right now and I mean I can't break up with her over the phone so
05:13oh really because I was going to talk to my boss today I could totally break up with her over the
05:17phone are you sure yeah I think it's actually kinder okay yes yeah that would work yeah so uh you do
05:23your thing and I'll do my thing and then we'll hopefully maybe all right time's up new officer
05:33Carlisle wants to talk about his dental coverage and between you and me hope he has the Cadillac
05:37plan because that man's mouth is a graveyard hey where have you been and why are you so flushed
05:44just submerge your day rosacea it'll clear up when I learn everybody's name you should never learn your
05:48enemy's name all right so how are we gonna get rid of Templeton Daisy Lydia Terry Kwame Steph Glenn Joy
05:54Lee the other Lee and what's his face with the ponytail right convince him the precinct is haunted
05:59you have old friends we could dress them in nightgowns have them wander around like ghosts Matt
06:03it's ponytail Matt oh you've got to be kidding me I've got to pay for books too that's not covered
06:08in the 10 million dollar tuition hey you got a picture on the target okay your financial ruin
06:13is secondary I'm drowning here Frank I'm already delivering food on weekends just to cover club
06:18gymnastics now I'm gonna have to widen my delivery window to always nothing is open after 10 anyway
06:22except hey okay what the hell do you think you're doing oh I'm a desk shopping Frank because lead
06:30officer gets first pick of the desks lead officer of what being the last guy still quoting Andrew Dice Clay
06:36oh I'm the senior officer Frank I graduated before you yeah like nine days I had shingles oh shingles was
06:47the reason is that why you didn't pass your physical was it shingles or was it Pringles
06:53oh you saw your baby fat and your teen fat and your adult fat all right grandpa let's go I hooked my
07:00ankles around the base of the chair because I knew baby Frank would do this Frank stop shaking
07:06Templeton and Templeton stop doing whatever you're doing oh farting in his chair oh yes that's gonna stay
07:12in the fabric because my man can throw some heat Doug Emily so who's lead officer me or Templeton I
07:19mean it's not really an official title the hell it's not it's everything it's who runs the precinct I'm in
07:25charge of the precinct okay yeah but like really this is not over you guys have to figure out a way to
07:31get along and if not for me then for the animals okay you use that a lot because it works now high five
07:42thank you I mean he farted in his hand hilarious oh
07:49Templeton thinks he's a lead officer that's preposterous and that Academy photo was totally
07:57AI right yeah yeah for sure well that seemed pretty half-hearted you know Daisy hypes up everything that
08:05Templeton says so step it up yeah I'm sorry I'm just a little distracted I left a message for Isabel
08:10because I'm pulling the trigger today so I'm just waiting on the response just give me a compliment
08:14I mean just see if you're still in the game it could be about my shoulders doesn't have to be
08:18yeah you're um they're usually on the tip of my tongue the one day I decided to pay attention to you
08:25you failed me all trucks report of an aggressive bear near Jackson Gulch yep truck 12 responding
08:31be advised the bear's mama rose she has a huge internet following there may be some media attention on this
08:37one truck force got it truck 12 clearly responded first dibs dibs shields no bags Frank call infinity
08:45I'm not doing that damn it hey guys remember what I said about working together before yeah mama rose
08:51is the most famous bear in the cascades can I get an eye from everyone who had a great mom that's a code
08:57violation he only knows I had a bad mom because of bunk time trust time at the Academy no one cares about
09:03your sad origin story well shred is a big-time eye because I love my mommy no I'm senior lead officer I
09:11got the call Frank Frank my name is Templeton Dutch and I am drunk it's not the 12th green you son of a bitch
09:26oh can you read that no Parker says I want you to do that thing with your thumb that makes me sneeze I
09:35think this might be a your eyes only kind of thing can you send him a picture of my ear hole but shoot
09:39it really tight so he's not sure what he's looking at oh thank God he's typing please don't be a photo
09:44oh he says dinner tonight that's sweet no dinner must be code because we do this thing called breakfast
09:50where he flips me like a pancake and then he pours syrup is it possible that maybe he wants something more
09:54than a provocative ear hole like maybe actually wants to go on a date with you oh we're friends
09:58with benefits actually I would say we just benefits we're not really friends oh wait this is it pull
10:04over okay we're there wait if you're gonna use me for food deliveries at least let me have a fry
10:11I need five stars all right bear it's time for your nap thank you where have you been sorry I don't
10:27typically explain myself to random women in the woods we're the mama bears we're part of Rose's
10:32online following why are you just standing there Diego's in the mineshaft who's Diego mama Rose's cub if
10:39you guys wouldn't mind uh take your wine caddies take a step back and we can get to work all right
10:44bless the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war my fingers to fight my goodness my fortress
10:53back up Templeton we don't want her smelling your flop sweat dang it look who showed up late because
11:03he responsibly obeyed traffic laws y'all missed me shooting the big bear let's roll shred wait what
11:09about the cub in the mineshaft cub in the mineshaft dibs and that's why I think I can be both officer
11:18shred Taylor's supervisor and lover don't say lover don't um his special friend hey boss just checking
11:24him in you aren't answering any of my texts no I just I uh where where's my phone it's on the floor
11:32are you okay you seem distracted uh no no I just I just have a lot on my plate it's all professional
11:38stuff but it's it's a lot okay channel 4 picked up on mama Rose story and it's blowing up oh my god
11:45it's like a headphone like a bear continuing our live coverage of mama Rose and her beautiful baby
11:51cub Diego if we're gonna fish the little guy out these catch poles need to hold yeah it'll hold I'm
11:57a knots guy I was an Eagle Scout before I was dishonorably discharged so me and T went ice skating
12:01one time and he laced up my blade so tight I couldn't get him off I went to bed wearing ice skates
12:05bed night oh well Frank took his cousin to prom his hot cousin seriously I did like a hundred push-ups
12:19in front of you yesterday I'm sorry I have to take this it's Isabel you know I'd ask you to hang
12:29yourself but I know your knots don't hold my knot would have held if you hadn't twisted it when you
12:33picked it up you have to twist it so you can scoop you have to be able to scoop you know dumbass you
12:38just pick it up how the hell are you gonna pick up a bear without scooping it guess who just had a
12:41pretty awkward profanity-laden but ultimately successful conversation with his now ex-girlfriend
12:46was Isabel really upset well she said she was gonna clone my visa and buy a sprinter van but I think she's
12:52just processing did you talk to your boss yet I'm trying but I can't get a hold of him I've left like
12:5710 messages with his assistant Shred wake Mama Rose and point her toward Templeton wait wait was
13:03that Frank what's happening it's just bear stuff we could probably use some backup actually yeah
13:08aren't Victoria and Patel there Imogen Poots I forgot to call them um don't let Frank murder
13:13Templeton okay goodbye and I can't oh this is the motherlode Victoria 22 pizzas four dozen wings
13:21well on my way to covering that first tuition payment you better hope that Emily doesn't find out about
13:25others oh please she's in the weeds with this merger you might even be able to get out early for
13:28your big date we don't date that's gross we just have sex in abandoned malls truck 8 please respond
13:35guys this bear situation is about to go from local human interest to national crisis and Frank and
13:41Templeton are just on TV having a pee pee contest we can be there in 75 to 90 minutes oh okay that's so
13:50fun or you could be there in 10 minutes because I can see your location on our way yeah boys won't
13:55like this bro trap cray-cray be there soon no cap send I don't know who I am anymore uh media wants
14:06me to do an interview time to put on the cape and play superhero ah pump the brakes cupcake lead
14:12officer handles public relations makeover montage me honey we're gonna run into palette issues if you dip
14:18into my bag come on pick it up and that is how you trick a vain jackass like Templeton grab my harness
14:26the one that makes my butt look good it's a no matter what happens today we're trying to keep shooting
14:29I heard you're looking for a soundbite ask away nothing is off limits except no no mom no mom questions
14:38we didn't ask for a soundbite oh my god the guy with the killer but is going in the mine deceiving a senior
14:48officer is a fireable offense Shaw I can't hear you over my thrilling heroic onlookers are growing
14:59concerned by the amount of time the bear cub has been stuck in the shaft
15:03oh hey kiddo adorable hard to believe in about eight months you'll be big enough to kill us all
15:18don't drop him Frank first of all I'm fine and I got the bear you lose oh I should have gone down
15:28because he's struggling are those my pizzas you know I forget I tend to get fuzzy spells ever since
15:34the emu incident you're messing with my star rating woman the pledges are going to crucify me
15:38all right kiddo let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother
15:42Dred hoist me up with the cutest thing you've ever seen
15:57mama bear is waking up Frank hand me the cup come on oh and let you win in front of Tracy
16:02Palladino in the nation forever changing the power dynamic of the precinct I'd rather die and I'll
16:06bring this bear with me watch your words partner Tracy's got a boom mic hey guys so these very
16:11unhinged women are half a glass of Chardonnay from diving headfirst into the mine shaft themselves
16:15we gotta go Dred give me a bottle of whiskey and a hack so I'm gonna cut my foot off
16:26come on it's been over 20 minutes since we last heard Diego's Christ for help and wait something's
16:34happening officer Templeton Dodge you holding that bear aloft is an image forever burned in our memory
16:50it's actually senior lead officer just a day's work right gotta thank my team I'd like to give a shout
16:57out to particular to one cadet Frank never miss a meal Shaw there he is
17:01son of a bitch my dad watches Palladino everybody watches Palladino Templeton you've unlocked a new
17:10level of hatred I didn't know existed oh there's a lot more where that came from Mr. Pringles
17:14Frank thank you for putting your feelings about Templeton aside for the day I didn't still you worked
17:21well together we didn't well regardless I'm feeling optimistic you shouldn't okay what the
17:35school offers language courses I've never even heard of Tagalog isn't that a cookie this is why I don't
17:40want kids well you're gonna have them and a husband and a life full of regrets and missed fun in fact I
17:47think it should start right now hi Parker no sounds great see you tonight no cap you can't take stuff
17:54like that on a co-worker's phone get him Victoria perverse oh come on you really like the guy I'm
17:58doing you a favor oh my god oh my god he had it he had it I hate you Parker loves you and you're
18:05probably gonna love Parker and this no is the beginning of the end welcome to hell sister
18:10yep hi Thomas Emily let's just jump right in with the merger there are a lot of eyes on you
18:20that's why I'm gonna need your laser focus on this I'm very much hoping that I chose the right person
18:26for the job oh you definitely did I mean leadership is so important to me sir there are a lot of people
18:34who wanted your title especially officer Dutch Templeton he expressed a myriad of antiquated claims
18:44too young too rattle-brained too female but I have complete faith in your professionalism so
18:53what is it you wanted to discuss with me today hey how'd it go he said no not exactly I didn't ask oh
19:12um why not I'm really sorry I'm just under a lot of scrutiny right now and I feel like I was dropping the
19:22ball a lot today because I was distracted yeah okay so I've thought maybe that we could just put
19:29things on hold for a couple months just until I get the merger figured out oh yeah yeah it's the last
19:39thing I want to do I just I don't really know what else to do yeah I don't really know what else to do
19:45either so I feel like I'm ruining everything right now oh no you're not ruining stuff it's it's cool we've
19:52waited this long yeah it's like two months so it's not a big deal well um I am really sorry yeah me too
19:59um I guess I'll see you at work tomorrow okay okay yeah I'll see you tomorrow see ya
20:06has uh senior officer Frank I'm claiming this desk nope I hate to pick sides but I checked the
20:33employment records and he does have you beat by nine days Frank sorry all right fine Frank you lost
20:39the battle but you're gonna win the war Patel sorry partner no now I have to sit across from
20:49dump or tent guess I'll sit at the wobbly desk by the bathroom
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