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00:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03When you see me out, tell me how they feel.
00:07Tell me how they feel.
00:08Don't nobody else know the real deal.
00:12Used to be something when it first began.
00:17Now we just pretend.
00:25The party theme is a 1920s theme.
00:30Dressed in satin and lace, not a hair out of place.
00:35She's such a beautiful lady who's dancing with me.
00:39With irresistible charms, she spins around in my arms.
00:43Can you see how lucky I am?
00:54Hello, beautiful.
00:55Hi.
00:56I love this.
00:58You both gorgeous.
01:00One, one, one, one, my air kisses.
01:02It's such a beautiful night.
01:04Here's Coco.
01:05Wow!
01:07Oh, how wonderful.
01:09You are so talented.
01:11This party is like the Great Gatsby meets Palm Beach Opulence,
01:17and it's to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Addison Meisner.
01:21The blueprint of Palm Beach is built on the work of Addison Meisner.
01:25I used to visit Palm Beach with my family as a little girl on spring break,
01:28and I felt like I was in a magical place.
01:31This dude did a good job.
01:32Oh, my God, I'm so glad I saw you.
01:34I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
01:35My hair's got so much hairspray in it, I'm, like, gonna take out somebody's eye.
01:38That's right.
01:39It's like a helmet.
01:40Honestly, the NFL wants to study this for, like, the impact.
01:43Oh, my God.
01:44Shaka Borb Jarbson.
01:46Coco and I share a passion for architecture, and she said when they were sitting in their meeting for the Boca Raton Historical Society,
01:53she was like, um, we need to get tumbles.
01:56So it's a big deal that I'm co-hosting this with Coco.
01:59You know, it's a big step up for me.
02:01Usually I show up as the DJ, and this time, like, my name is on it.
02:05I just graduated to, like, the bigger table in the lunchroom.
02:09I gotta make sure now, like, you know, I don't pull out a smelly tuna sandwich.
02:12Like, you know what I mean?
02:15Are they gonna poop on me?
02:17Oh!
02:18Hi!
02:19Oh!
02:20Coco!
02:21Oh, my God, it's getting my hair.
02:22Oh, my God, you're getting the white one.
02:23Oh, my God.
02:24Are they gonna poop?
02:27As long as it doesn't poop on my head.
02:30Addison Meisner was known for basically going around with a parrot and a monkey everywhere he went.
02:36So here we are with the most expensive hairstyles.
02:39Literally risking our hair lives with parrots on our heads,
02:44all in the name of, like, cool party pics to be posted on Instagram.
02:47Welcome to Palm Beach.
02:48Okay, ladies.
02:49Do you want to get in a picture really quick?
02:51Sure.
02:52Oh, my God, I love this.
02:53Wait, Maria, one more picture.
02:54I'd love to.
02:55I'd love to.
02:56I'd love to be on theme.
02:57Get in the picture and then we'll go right up.
02:58Can you...
02:59Someone go on this side?
03:00Oh, beautiful.
03:01Hillary and I have a complicated relationship.
03:02She doesn't really see me on the same level as her, but I am not gonna miss an opportunity
03:06to invite her to an event where I am co-hosting.
03:09And let her see that guess what?
03:10I too can throw a really freaking glorious over the top Palm Beach event.
03:13Okay?
03:14And guess what?
03:15We got a monkey, bitch.
03:16And a parrot.
03:17This is gonna be epic right here.
03:20We are epic, darling.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Coco is just a lovely, lovely, lovely person and friend.
03:26So I'm not here for Maria.
03:28I'm here for Coco.
03:30He's not about to poop, right?
03:35Uh, wine sip.
03:36That's it.
03:37That's it.
03:38You smell so good.
03:39Do I?
03:40I like so...
03:41Potpourri.
03:42I don't know.
03:43You smell like fresh.
03:45I smell like Palm Beach in Bad Decisions.
03:49You can't stay long?
03:52No, I'm sorry.
03:53I have another event, a huge event.
03:56700 people, great Gatsby theme for the veterans.
03:59Oh, I wish you were staying with me.
04:02Hi!
04:03You look so great!
04:05I hear Romina.
04:07Why is she screaming?
04:08Does she want all eyes on her?
04:10Hi!
04:12See how loud she is?
04:13I saw you from the back.
04:14I didn't realize it was you.
04:15She's screaming.
04:16We hear her from here.
04:17Okay, sexy lady.
04:18Are you serious right now?
04:21Now she'll tell me.
04:22She's still screaming.
04:23We hear her.
04:24She will tell me tomorrow I wasn't screaming.
04:26Hi!
04:27Hello there!
04:28You look so cute!
04:29That's her thing.
04:30Romina is so loud all the time.
04:33Roman!
04:34Roman!
04:35I'll have a tequila!
04:36Oh my God!
04:38Ah!
04:39Don't go!
04:40Where have you been hiding?
04:42Put my song on!
04:44I want to dance!
04:45Oh, hello!
04:46I'm a jungle woman!
04:48Jungle woman!
04:49She can be a little embarrassing.
04:52Did you see the update that came out for the invite for her party?
04:55Oh, I'm very disappointed about the invite.
04:58I do want to talk to her about it, but I'm very, very disappointed.
05:03Read it.
05:04You don't mention the charities.
05:05Read it to me again.
05:06I forget.
05:07I'm so excited to celebrate my birthday with you.
05:10If you're thinking of bringing a gift, I'd kindly prefer cash gifts!
05:14Terrible!
05:15Exclamation mark.
05:16You don't say, please bring me cash.
05:17Oh my God!
05:18It's like, people are going to say, what are you broke?
05:21Also in the spirit of giving, I'm partnering with two amazing charities close to my heart.
05:26I encourage everyone to donate a little something to the one that resonates the most, and I'll be sharing more with you at my party.
05:32Three people said something to me today, since that update came out.
05:36And one person called me and said, Rosalyn, she is persona non grata in Palm Beach.
05:41Oh my gosh!
05:43Wait, what does that mean?
05:44Wait, what does that mean?
05:46Oh, Marie, I love you.
05:49Persona non grata means she's a person, not welcome.
05:53I thought persona non grata was like a cheese.
05:56I really did.
05:58It sounds like great and cheese.
06:01Hi, beautiful.
06:02Wow, look at you.
06:03Hi, love.
06:04Now this is Art Deco.
06:061920s.
06:07Wow.
06:08Magnificent.
06:09I love you.
06:10You literally loved this gown.
06:13Meisner.
06:14He's iconic for his architecture.
06:17It's all the architecture here.
06:19It's all the architecture on the side.
06:22She's, Gail's always dressed perfect.
06:24And she said no.
06:25Does she know about the text message, the update for the party?
06:28Unfortunately, you told me people sent it to you that Romina asked for money.
06:32There was an update for her party.
06:33For cash.
06:34I read that invitation.
06:35I want cash, she wrote.
06:36I have never in my life.
06:39I feel like a bride.
06:41You do look like a bride.
06:43Here comes the bride.
06:44I feel like I need to position you.
06:45Oh, dressed in blue.
06:47That is not one area of the theme of the party.
06:53No.
06:54Can you say that?
06:55It's not 1920s.
06:56It's not 1920s.
06:57It's not 1920s.
06:58It's modern.
06:59It's Grecian.
07:00It's Grecian.
07:01Yes, it's Grecian.
07:02It's all that way.
07:03It's Grecian.
07:04I didn't feel Greece.
07:06So, I was just mentioning to Roslyn and Gail that the text blast that you sent out for
07:13the invite this week regarding the charities.
07:15So first of all, naming the charities would have helped because I don't think you'll get
07:19much donations, like not putting them in the actual blast.
07:22Okay.
07:23But more importantly, it's not appropriate to ask for gifts or especially cash.
07:28I don't care.
07:29It's a little not toxic.
07:30That's when I realized at this point.
07:31May I make a suggestion?
07:32You should have never asked for money.
07:34I said gifts are not necessary.
07:36I know that.
07:37But much appreciated.
07:38But in lieu of gifts.
07:39But cash rates.
07:40Cash rates.
07:41Because I knew my friends wanted to bring me stuff, but I don't want anyone bringing
07:44me.
07:45But you don't ask for cash.
07:46Well, it looks like you're doing a go Instagram fund me.
07:50I just feel defeated.
07:52These girls are just picking on me at this point.
07:55You're not dressing correctly.
07:56You're too loud.
07:57You are not right with, you know, with asking for cash for your presents.
08:03And as much as I want to fit in, I still want to be me.
08:06I don't want to be molded into someone else.
08:08I feel like I need to understand if the friendships with these women is important enough.
08:16And if it really is what I need in order to be successful.
08:20You know, is this group who I really need or can I do it without them?
08:23I think we should just diffuse for a second.
08:26We'll talk about it later.
08:27Let's just let it go.
08:28Yeah.
08:29I love you.
08:30I love all the air kisses.
08:31Honestly, I've never air kissed somebody so much more before in my life than Gail.
08:35I know.
08:36Literally.
08:37Mwah, mwah, mwah.
08:38I'll be back.
08:39It's a Palm Beach thing.
08:40I don't know why we air kiss.
08:41Are you an American or are you a Russian?
08:43I'm a Russian American.
08:45I can't take away from, like, my culture.
08:46Yeah, I know.
08:47Or make me feel guilty about my culture.
08:48Yeah, I know.
08:49But my culture has the culture.
08:50But I adopted to the American culture of what is the proper.
08:53And I am adopted right back here.
08:54I am adopted right back here.
08:55It's my birthday.
08:56Well, you have it for charities.
08:57And I am very nicely adding charities too.
09:00But this is not a charity event.
09:02This is my birthday party.
09:03I know that.
09:04But then why did you put the charities on it then?
09:05At all.
09:06Because I...
09:07You don't have to.
09:08To give back.
09:09If somebody wants to give...
09:10No, you're not giving back.
09:11You're taking in cash.
09:12Okay, I'm done with this conversation.
09:13Ask them to just donate it to the charities.
09:14I can't.
09:15We're just fucking repeating ourselves at this point.
09:17Sorry.
09:18No, you're right.
09:19She doesn't want to listen.
09:21Ugh.
09:22Really fucking...
09:23I'm so annoyed.
09:24It's not.
09:25It's just annoying.
09:26She's really mad at me.
09:27It's okay.
09:28It's coming from a good place.
09:30I'm trying to help this girl.
09:31It's coming from a very good place.
09:33We're all trying to help her.
09:34If you're going to give me a gift, bring me cash.
09:36What happened?
09:37Yeah, they're telling me that I'm so fucked up.
09:40If we're telling her you don't do that in Palm Beach,
09:42then you just don't do that here.
09:44Obviously, everyone wants to bring you a gift on your birthday.
09:46It's your birthday.
09:47People are going to bring a gift, right?
09:48Yeah.
09:50She's still...
09:51I believe she's talking about us to the hostess.
09:53Oh, wait.
09:54Is she talking about us?
09:55Very inappropriate.
09:56I'm just like, ugh.
09:57Like, what?
09:58We didn't know you.
09:59We didn't think anything of it.
10:01Apparently some people did.
10:02I knew you were going to get shit,
10:03and I was like, when I see her,
10:04I'm looking at her.
10:05I'm like, I had to walk away from the...
10:07I've never walked away from a conversation.
10:09Romina needs to be careful,
10:10because sometimes what happens outside of the club
10:12is more important than what happens inside the club.
10:15You just can't be flapping your friggin' dress wings
10:17and screaming at the top of your lungs about the cash.
10:20You want to invite us to your house?
10:22You can scream as loud as you want.
10:23Don't do it here.
10:26Because now you're shitting on my table.
10:28Cash, please, she wrote.
10:30Cash, please.
10:31Please, tell her.
10:32Who writes that?
10:33I tried to tell her not to answer cash.
10:35And?
10:36And she exploded at me.
10:37What did she say?
10:38She was screaming.
10:39You're taking some heat right now?
10:41I am.
10:42I'm not as, you know, offended as the other people.
10:46I think it's funny.
10:48I love it.
10:49Cash.
10:50My friends will not be offended by that message.
10:54If you're offended by that message,
10:56then you are not my friend,
10:57and you don't know me.
10:59I think you're right.
11:01You meant well.
11:02I think Kale Brophy is a phony.
11:05I know it might sound mean,
11:06but nobody really likes her,
11:08and nobody really wants to be around her.
11:10She's so against Romina asking for cash.
11:13I just want to cut her right down.
11:16You know, so it's like more fun for me to stick up for Romina
11:19at that point than it is to agree with Kale.
11:22I think you're adorable.
11:24Aw, thank you.
11:25And you know what?
11:26Aw.
11:27I would just forget.
11:29I was laughing.
11:34Good evening, everybody.
11:35For those of you who I haven't met,
11:37my name is Maria,
11:39and I'm delighted to be a part of this wonderful celebration
11:42alongside my dear friend, Coco.
11:45I hope everybody's gotten themselves warmed up with a cocktail.
11:48This evening supports the Boca Raton Historical Society.
11:53I need, like, an order or something before I faint
11:55because now I'm drinking.
11:57I can't drink without food.
11:59There's nothing to eat.
12:00No.
12:01What's there?
12:02What's fake?
12:03No, she's talking.
12:05Dedicated to preserving and sharing
12:07the rich history of our city through exhibits,
12:10education, and community programs.
12:12There's nothing to eat.
12:13There's nothing to eat.
12:14I'm really...
12:20I can't.
12:21They're not serving any food.
12:22There's no past hors d'oeuvres.
12:24Major faux pas.
12:26I was about to roast one of the parrots.
12:28I was so hungry.
12:29And his signature style is woven into so many of the iconic buildings
12:34that define Palm Beach and Boca Raton.
12:37And it's a big part of what made me fall in love with this area
12:40and the whole reason why I moved here.
12:49Okay, well, let's go.
12:51Should we go, like, seek out some food?
12:53Oh, see...
12:54Sorry, you were stepping on me.
12:55It's okay.
12:56Yeah.
12:57I was worried about that.
13:07I rode here with Hillary.
13:09Okay.
13:10And we had a long, long talk.
13:13You know, even though you don't know each other that well,
13:16but, you know, it doesn't matter about the he said, she said,
13:19whatever it is.
13:20I just feel like she came strong.
13:21I just feel...
13:22And she feels the same way about you.
13:23Yeah, like, where is she?
13:24Like, bring her.
13:25I'll tell her.
13:26I don't know.
13:27Let's get her.
13:28Hillary!
13:29Okay.
13:30We have a beautiful view.
13:31First and foremost, how was the wedding?
13:34I heard it was beautiful.
13:35I talked to Rosalind.
13:36She said it was beautiful.
13:37It was.
13:38A beautiful night.
13:39And I know that you wanted to talk, and I really...
13:41I didn't want anything to overshadow it, so I was like,
13:44I just wanted you to have the wedding and for it to be beautiful,
13:47and then I knew that we would, like, talk afterwards.
13:50I think we've had a lot of miscommunications.
13:54Well, but this is why...
13:55This is why I didn't understand it, because I felt like...
13:57I'm like...
13:58I started thinking back, and I'm like,
13:59I really don't feel like there was any time that I really came for you.
14:02And I just felt like, at some point, it just became, like,
14:04a lot of criticism back as to how I was conducting myself.
14:08The only thing I really actually said to you was about the language,
14:13and I said it very nicely and genuinely.
14:17What I don't think you realize is that I have feelings too,
14:22and you said a lot of really mean things to me, like undercutting mean things,
14:26and maybe you don't even realize it.
14:27No, I did, after the fact, because I was hurt.
14:30Yeah.
14:31I own it 100%.
14:32Okay.
14:33So you know what I want to hear?
14:34I was like, really mean.
14:35Okay, I'm going to apologize to you.
14:36I'm going to apologize to you 100%, but I'm just letting you...
14:38And I was hurt that you wouldn't even speak to me over the phone,
14:41and I was like, how are we ever going to be friends if I can't even call you?
14:44Because I felt like it came after a lot of stupidness.
14:46But sometimes people don't feel like talking.
14:48I didn't feel... Listen.
14:49I mean, sometimes people don't feel like talking.
14:50Can I say something?
14:51Can I say something?
14:52And so I want to feel safe around my friends.
14:54I don't want to feel like my back up's against the wall.
14:56So listen, if we're going to start fresh, bring it.
14:59Because I truly, there are things about you that I truly really do like.
15:03Can I have this Marie all the time?
15:05If I could have this Hillary.
15:06Yes.
15:08Definitely thanks to me, this is a step in the right direction.
15:12They're at least having a conversation.
15:14Are you like the Henry Kissinger of Palm Beach?
15:16Do you deserve a Nobel Peace Prize?
15:18Uh, I think I am the Henry Kissinger of this group.
15:25Yeah, I do deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
15:28Okay.
15:29I was looking for you bitches.
15:31I just... We're closing.
15:32I literally walked the entire house.
15:33We're closing one last thought before...
15:35No.
15:36No, just say, don't move.
15:37I'm just saying that I was looking for you.
15:38Okay, so I just want to say one thing.
15:39Can we both just try to reset and lead with kindness?
15:40Yes, this is a reset.
15:41Okay.
15:42That's all I want to try.
15:43Look at Ramina!
15:44Success!
15:45Again!
15:46I just want to be nice.
15:48I can't take any not niceness, like honestly.
15:50Me either.
15:51Because I've become like bitchy Le Pew.
15:52You think you're bitchy Le Pew.
15:53I'm bitchy.
15:54No, she's like, no, you're not.
15:55I bet I called you that behind your back.
15:56Sorry.
15:57I can't believe I got home last night and you two were like, he was drunk and...
16:04Well, for every one glass that I have, he has three.
16:08I'm older than you.
16:09He's older than me.
16:10He looks...
16:11Does he look older?
16:12No.
16:13I look older?
16:14Who looks older?
16:15You both look very young.
16:16I haven't spent time with the two of you together my entire life.
16:21You know that.
16:22You know why?
16:23It's crazy that we're kind of like...
16:24You're looking for trouble now.
16:25We were married, and then I got pregnant and I was reading the book, Our Bodies, Ourselves.
16:42That was the Bible for all the hippies.
16:43We were hippies.
16:44Long story short.
16:45We get to the hospital and there was no bed.
16:48So, the doctor goes, remember in the book, Ronan, where they tell you how the...
16:54they tell you how the Chinese women in the rice paddy,
16:57they go like this.
16:59He goes, I want you to do that.
17:02Then he checks me standing up to see how dilated I am,
17:06standing up, puts his finger.
17:08And then he goes, we need a bed now.
17:10And they said, we have to shave you.
17:12I said, no, you don't, you're not, I know my rights.
17:14I don't have to be shaved and you can't.
17:16So, so, then, and he said, okay,
17:20when I say push, then you push.
17:22Three pushes, three pushes, and you were out.
17:25And I had an orgasm.
17:28I said, yes, this is, this is so beautiful.
17:32You're so crazy.
17:33My parents have been divorced since I'm two years old.
17:37My mother was a very young single mother,
17:40but we were very close.
17:42My father was absent.
17:43I didn't have my daddy when I was young.
17:45I think girls need their daddy.
17:48But today, they are living in my house, in the same room.
17:53Like, who would ever believe that that would happen?
17:57And then 17 years later, your brother,
17:59I only married Tunisian men.
18:00You know that.
18:01Maybe you'll marry him again.
18:05I don't think either one of us want to get married again.
18:07You know?
18:08We'll just fuck.
18:09Oh!
18:12My relationship with my parents growing up was not easy.
18:16I had a very hard childhood because I felt that my father's third wife was not very nice to me.
18:22And Kiki always took her side.
18:25Always.
18:26Emotionally, it made me feel completely alone.
18:30So this is like a dream come true to have both of you here with me.
18:37My significant other and father of my child is David Cohn.
18:42Former baseball player, five-time World Series winner.
18:46I mean, I could go on and on.
18:47David is always on the road, traveling, especially during baseball season.
18:52So I lived my life pretty much as a single mother, just like my mom did.
18:56Okay, what a gorgeous day.
19:00We need some wine now.
19:01Wine?
19:02No, no.
19:02You had enough wine.
19:03Here we go.
19:04Never enough.
19:05That's enough.
19:06No.
19:07I think you can take a break today.
19:08I never want Sammy to feel abandoned by his dad, so I always make sure that they spend quality
19:14time together when David is around.
19:17Look what your sperm did back when we...
19:20See what I did?
19:21Look at this.
19:22Look at that.
19:23And I was sleeping.
19:24It seemed to me you were awake.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:29Can you believe that I came from these two hippies?
19:32You didn't bring your bathing suit.
19:35We could have jumped in.
19:36He'd go skinny dipping to you.
19:38Oh.
19:39Oh.
19:40Oh.
19:41Oh.
19:42I'm doing what I always do to solve them.
19:45No power, no problem.
19:46Let's keep my friends close to the problem.
19:49Every day is a good day.
19:51I've been tired because I already got payday.
19:53No money, no problem.
19:55I'm doing what I always do to solve them.
20:03Oh!
20:07Hi. Hello.
20:09Come on in.
20:10Aw. How are you?
20:11You look gorgeous.
20:14Is my outfit Palm Beach for you?
20:16Absolutely.
20:17I love that skirt.
20:19What are we doing? Where are we going?
20:20Why don't we just sit outside?
20:21It's so nice out.
20:22Okay.
20:24Cece has to stay in.
20:26Mango juice?
20:27You like mango?
20:28I do like mango.
20:28Me too.
20:30Let me have your glass.
20:31Oh, thank you.
20:32I also sometimes do mango mimosas.
20:35Ooh, that would be good.
20:36Cheers.
20:37Yeah, it's really good. Cheers.
20:40Oh.
20:41Yeah, it's perfect.
20:43It's not like not too sweet.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Yes.
20:45Yes.
20:46Yes.
20:46Yes.
20:47So the party was fun.
20:48Yeah.
20:48At the end, Hilary and Maria were hugging and making up.
20:49Oh my God, I love that.
20:50I know, I was like success again.
20:51That's how I felt.
20:52Mm-hmm.
20:53So, um, about the party.
20:57Yeah, can I, like, I need to, I feel like I need to explain myself, sure, a little more.
21:02Great.
21:03Because I don't feel like I was able to get a word out with Gail, just like I felt like I
21:07was being attacked, and it's very normal to bring money for birthdays, like that's their gift.
21:12This is like how I was raised, what my mom engraved in my head, because nobody wants to go home carrying bags and things, you know?
21:18Okay, so I hear you, but I also heard it from Maria, and she said that the people from her charity saw that note right away and said something to her immediately, and she said something to her immediately, and she said that the people from her charity saw that note right away and said something to her immediately.
21:48Like, oh my gosh, what a faux pas.
21:51I'm attaching charities to my birthday and making it a part of my party.
21:54They should be thankful for that, and as much as I would love to donate $50,000, because that's how much it's costing me, I just can't right now.
22:02I have three children.
22:04But basically, you're saying, well, then the gifts can go towards covering the cost of the party.
22:10Yes.
22:11I think for Mina's logic that her cash gift is going towards the money she's spending on her party is just...
22:18really bad.
22:19It is not something you say out loud in Palm Beach.
22:23I don't think Romina's broke.
22:25I don't think she's broke.
22:27I think that maybe when somebody is not very generous, then maybe they want the money from your gifts to cover the party.
22:35Look, do you care about the charities at all?
22:38Because I do think that we could maybe smooth over the cash by writing additionally, I love the great team.
22:47If you would join me in caring about veterans' lives, I would deeply appreciate a contribution in my honor.
22:56No, I don't feel like I have to do anything.
22:58But you do know that Palm Beach is a different kind of place.
23:03And that's fine.
23:04So maybe I, you know, maybe they don't need me in Palm Beach.
23:08Okay.
23:08I mean, that's fine, too.
23:10Like, I just have to be true to myself at the end of the day.
23:12Yeah.
23:13I think you should be true to yourself.
23:14And if the Palm Beach thing is not for you, then it's not for you.
23:19Well, if they can't accept me for who I am, I can't be someone completely I'm not.
23:23Otherwise, I won't be happy.
23:24When Donald Trump saw me, he was very accepting and definitely took a photo.
23:28Well, you looked beautiful that day, you know?
23:31And as far as Gayle, she was pretty adamant that she feels you were very disrespectful to her.
23:38And she feels like you don't like her and you don't want her advice and you don't listen.
23:42And I hate to tell you one other thing.
23:44I know you were trying to help her.
23:47She was very offended about the hair person, like you sent her a hair person.
23:52Just telling you.
23:53For her benefit.
23:54Okay.
23:54And that's fine.
23:56I texted Gayle my hairdresser's number because he creates wigs and I feel like Gayle should get a better wig.
24:06It doesn't look natural.
24:07It doesn't.
24:08And then it moves around her head and she just looks, I'm sorry, but it looks ridiculous.
24:13Are you okay?
24:14Did you get hurt?
24:15Oh, no.
24:16You know what?
24:16That was so kind of you.
24:18Hold on.
24:18Here, use it for your face.
24:20Here, do this.
24:21Do this.
24:21Yeah.
24:22Why does the queen of the world have a shitty wig?
24:24It doesn't make sense in my head.
24:26I think you should have a better wig.
24:28I am 100% certain that Kim Kardashian would never wear that wig.
24:33I just know that the price that she paid, she can get a phenomenal wig.
24:38I mean, that wig was over $4,000.
24:40But at the end, it's not always about the price, right?
24:42I really do.
24:43I know, but I think she looks beautiful.
24:45And that's very sweet of you.
24:45Personally, I really do.
24:46No, I really do.
24:47But Gayle is the grand dame of Palm Beach.
24:51And if she says she's done with you, she has the power to just, like, blackball someone.
24:58Yeah.
24:58And she has very powerful friends who also can do that.
25:03I do know people who have been blacklisted from clubs, parties, or events in Palm Beach.
25:10And they don't live here anymore.
25:12They felt helpless, very isolated.
25:15Trust me, when you're done, you're done.
25:16I don't want you to not be invited somewhere.
25:22Mm-hmm.
25:27I do what I want, cause I gotta like that.
25:30Gotta like that.
25:32Gotta like that.
25:33Yeah, I go where I want, cause I gotta like that.
25:35Gotta like that.
25:36I gotta like that.
25:37Yeah, I do what I want, cause I gotta like that.
25:40Okay, let me put my teabag in.
25:42I gotta teabag these for Romina.
25:44Hello.
25:48Hi.
25:49Come on in.
25:50Oh my God, it's raining.
25:52Andrea, my therapist, helps me work through expressing myself.
25:57So I'm taking Romina to therapy because I need to get to a better place with her
26:01because I don't want the friendship to stay where it is.
26:04Couples go to therapy, right?
26:06That's how it saves relationships, okay?
26:08So why not bring your best friend?
26:11Like, bitches get into fights.
26:12They stop talking, and then 20 years later, it's like, oh, I don't talk to that bitch anymore.
26:16Had they gone to therapy, they could have salvaged the friendship.
26:1950% of marriages end in divorce anyways.
26:22I mean, a lot of times your friends are more worth keeping around.
26:24You could sit here if you'd like.
26:27Sit next to me.
26:28Oh, God.
26:28So then this way, if I need to strangle you, you're close.
26:30I'm just kidding.
26:30I'm nervous.
26:31Oh my God, I cannot believe that we're in therapy for this right now.
26:35There is no way that this is going to help the situation.
26:39Let's kind of get some framework for what you hope to accomplish and something that you
26:46want to cover in your time together today.
26:50Okay.
26:50You know, I don't consider a lot of people close to me, but the people that I do consider
26:55like very close and intimate to me, I want to know that I can trust them.
26:59So like, like for you not to say to me, like, you cry too much.
27:03I expect to hear that from somebody like frigging Hillary or somebody like whatever.
27:07But to hear that from you, that like is hurtful.
27:10Well, it's not like I wanted to hurt you.
27:13It's more of like, I have been told like as a kid, like, oh, don't cry, like toughen
27:18up and be tough.
27:19And that's just like how I was raised basically to like be tough.
27:24I completely agree that crying feels better.
27:27And sometimes it's necessary to let out your emotions.
27:31I just feel like that's something that's like for when you get home and you cry out.
27:36And private.
27:37Yeah, in a more private setting.
27:39The most memorable time where I held in my tears was middle school, was when, you know,
27:45kids would make fun of me.
27:46I remember one of the boys in English class pulled out a book and it was a picture of a
27:54monkey.
27:55And he goes, oh, look, it's Robina.
27:58Because the monkey's hairy and so is Robina.
28:00And the whole class started to laugh.
28:02And I just like brushed it off as if it's no big deal.
28:07And it was very hurtful.
28:09But I didn't let them see my weakness.
28:12I went home and then I cried and I got over it.
28:16It made me stronger.
28:19I feel like she blows things out of proportion.
28:22Then you make things bigger than they need to be.
28:24I feel like I'm being minimized.
28:25I don't want to take away from, you know, her big deals, but I do feel like you make a
28:29lot of big deals.
28:32I feel like the friendship is not real and it's not as serious as I want it to be because
28:39I feel like we keep resetting.
28:40I feel like we come out the gate, something happens, and then instead of working through
28:45it, like...
28:46On the contrary, I think, like, friends are the kind of people that they can have an
28:49argument and the next day they can go back to, like, hugging.
28:52No, she goes back to the start line.
28:53She doesn't work through it.
28:55Can we go back to an argument?
28:57I've never worked through things with friends.
28:59I just, it's not like that.
29:01I don't know.
29:02Can I, wait, pause.
29:04Are you with me, Maria?
29:05I can't tell.
29:06Yeah?
29:06You here?
29:07Mm-hmm.
29:08Okay.
29:08On her side, she gave you clues that there's something going on for her that is all her
29:18and isn't really specific to you, and that is, hey, I really don't like conflict.
29:25Did you hear her say that?
29:26She didn't say it the way I just said it, but she said, I don't do this.
29:29I've said that many times in those words, too.
29:32Maybe relationships are not the strong point for conflict for her.
29:39She's crying.
29:41It's, like, really stressful being your friend, honestly.
29:44Okay, can you tell us what's going on?
29:46All I hear is, like, my mom.
29:48I just feel like my mom friggin' denied my whole friggin' childhood that any of that ever happened.
29:53Well, can you imagine how much pressure that is?
29:56As a friend, like...
29:56No, but it's not.
29:57But listen, there's stuff from your childhood.
29:59There is stuff from her childhood that makes her the way she is, and I don't fucking vacate it.
30:06Like, you tell me how you are because of how your parents were in this and that, and you don't see me fucking taking off on you.
30:11I sit.
30:11I listen.
30:12I don't know.
30:12Like, I'm just...
30:13Maybe I have more tolerance than you do.
30:16Like, I feel like anything I do, somehow I fuck it up with you.
30:19It's like walking on eggshells next to you.
30:22Like, how are you supposed to build a friendship like that?
30:24I can't be friends with somebody that can't accept all of me, but I also don't want to lose the friendship.
30:30I'm feeling frustrated because I feel like, due to the relationship that she has with her mother, she kind of, like, has me to, like, fill that void in a way.
30:41And I can't be her mother.
30:42I have enough kids, and a husband, who's basically another kid.
30:45And as much as I love her, I will definitely be a friend to her, but I, you know, I can't just be, like, coddling her every time she cries.
30:52Something in our dynamic is happening that's making you feel something that you struggle with, which is abandonment.
30:59Just because she's reacting this way does not mean that she's not invested or that she doesn't care.
31:09Like, you can have conversations with one another.
31:13No, it's hard because she doesn't let me talk.
31:15Well, you did talk today.
31:16Because you were here.
31:18That's why I brought you here, and I feel the same way.
31:22Yes.
31:23You don't let me talk either, and that's why I brought her.
31:25Okay, we're gonna.
31:26It's crazy that we both feel the same way.
31:28We're gonna.
31:28And who's talking the whole time?
31:30We are both at the same time.
31:31Yeah, you're talking at each other.
31:33No, it's not me.
31:34It's you, actually, because you're just like Roman, and decides that you fucking don't let me talk ever.
31:38Well, you better learn to put up with us, because you're freaking married to him.
31:42You both dig in and don't listen as great.
31:46No.
31:47You allow your wounds to do the listening.
31:50But maybe if you could approach one another, less forcing to be the version of themselves that you find most acceptable.
31:59Well, I'm perfect, so it definitely has nothing to do with me.
32:02I think that's how we end.
32:04Okay.
32:06She's totally kidding.
32:07She's not just kidding.
32:08I'm very hurt.
32:09I don't understand why Romina's being so cold.
32:12It feels very cold, and I feel like she's just not concerning herself with the interests of, like, who I truly am.
32:21She doesn't want to see it.
32:22She's over it.
32:23I know when I'm not listening, I'm still, I still heard things, like.
32:30But I feel like no matter what I do with you, like, you get upset, or it's not good enough, or you get angry, or whatever it is.
32:37You have all these feelings.
32:39So maybe it feels bigger than it is, to be honest with you.
32:42I think there was, like, two times that I was really in my feelings, and I actually sent you away.
32:46So...
32:47Um, Rosalyn called me a few times.
32:50Let me call her.
32:54Hi.
32:55Romina.
32:56Hi, babe.
32:56Hi.
32:57Hi.
32:58How are you?
32:58I'm with Maria.
33:00Hi, girlfriend.
33:01Hi, Maria.
33:02How are you?
33:03You look cute.
33:04How's it going?
33:04Oh, I invited Romina over for a friggin' BF therapy session, and, um...
33:10She made me do therapy with her.
33:12How'd it go?
33:13It was okay.
33:15Oh, okay.
33:16So, anyway, um, today we don't have to go to the grade team, because there's no reason to really go there in person.
33:25I just feel like, you know, I'm giving you all this advice, and, um, I don't know.
33:31It's...
33:31I don't like to say anything negative.
33:34That's nice.
33:34I don't know.
33:34I don't...
33:35But I don't think giving advice is negative.
33:38I appreciate all of the advice that you guys are giving me, but I don't have to always agree with it.
33:43But you were yelling at us.
33:45I told you about how we...
33:46I thought the invite was, like, not in good taste, and it looked bad.
33:49And I asked my Russian friend, and she said, no, that's so low-class and trashy.
33:55And I said, are you sure...
33:56Oh, please.
33:58I can't believe this is, like, being blown into this fucking proportion.
34:02I've taken all of the advice.
34:03But you're yelling at us in the moment.
34:05Yes, for this, because I feel strongly about it, because I have an opinion about it.
34:10I know, but we're not.
34:11Because I don't agree with this.
34:11Listen, let me say this.
34:12In the moment when we're at Coco's house, and you're yelling back, when Lori Simmons is there
34:16from the Big Dog Ranch, and Coco's there, and all the people from the committee, I'm sorry.
34:20I can't have it.
34:21Okay, so don't invite me anymore.
34:24If I'm such a fucking embarrassment to all of you, then don't fucking invite me anymore.
34:29Seriously.
34:30I'm all right.
34:32You guys are fucking annoying.
34:34Nobody wants you to cry over me now.
34:36We're just saying.
34:37Don't give a shit.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:40I can't.
34:54Fuck.
35:00Can she freaking get out of her car?
35:02First of all, I don't want you driving like this, number one.
35:11Okay?
35:11I don't want to keep talking about this over it.
35:14I know, but listen to me.
35:15You're telling me that I'm embarrassing you.
35:17Meanwhile, everyone else fucking only gives me compliments.
35:19That's not what I said.
35:20And says the nicest things.
35:21That's not what I said.
35:23Rosalind also believes that fucking Gail is the granddad.
35:26And if she wants to pretend like she fucking has someone and make me look stupid,
35:29Oh, no, I asked my friends.
35:31That's not what they do.
35:32That's bullshit.
35:33Ask them.
35:34That's what you do.
35:35You bring a fucking card with cash.
35:37Here, can we call my best friend?
35:39Listen, I think that's what they're probably saying.
35:41How about let's fucking call.
35:43If we need to fucking ask these questions.
35:46I just like to say when you told me freaking things are too much sometimes,
35:49this is too much for me, but I'm staying with you.
35:51So just know that.
35:52Diana.
35:53Diana.
35:54Question.
35:55When someone has a party at a Russian restaurant or any restaurant,
36:00what do you bring them?
36:02We bring the money, cash money, because that cash is king.
36:06Why?
36:10Pause.
36:11This has been the biggest fucking topic of conversation that I put on my invitation.
36:15Gifts are not necessary, because that's what I fucking put.
36:18But if you want to bring me a gift, bring me cash.
36:20I'm apparently the most fucking incompetent fucking bitch for writing this shit.
36:26Am I wrong?
36:27Can you please?
36:28So that they can hear that this is not me being crazy?
36:31So in the Russian culture, it is widely accepted and preferred that we bring cash.
36:38You know, cash is king.
36:40I didn't think it would be this much work to fit into the Palm Beach world,
36:44but with all the things that are happening right now, I'm starting to second guess,
36:49you know, how much I really want or need this in my life.
36:52At the very least, you're still going to friggin' list the charities and make money for the charities.
36:56We don't need to go deep on this, and we will work on it.
36:58Can we just put it on the back burner for now?
37:00And the only thing I want to ask you is this.
37:02I'm already like, I don't freaking care about these fucking charities right now.
37:06Like, I don't fucking want to add them to my fucking party, because it's caused...
37:09Why did you do it?
37:09Did you feel like it was going to make you look good, or did you really care?
37:12I do care.
37:13Okay, well then still do it.
37:14But obviously everybody else is fucking judging me or fucking telling me how I should care.
37:18I'm telling you that I don't want it to reflect poorly off of me.
37:22That's literally what I just told you.
37:24Don't fucking bring me.
37:26If I'm such an embarrassment, don't bring me.
37:30I've always said to you that I believe in you, you fucking asshole.
37:32I believe in you more than you believe in yourself.
37:35And you know why I do it?
37:36Because friggin' I don't believe in myself sometimes.
37:38And I know I'm fucking putting my fucking brokenness on you,
37:40and I know I shouldn't be calling it brokenness,
37:42but you're frustrating sometimes.
37:43Like, I want to fucking hug you and fucking strangle you at the same time.
37:46But we need to be united.
37:47We need to be on the same page.
37:48I can't.
37:48I don't feel comfortable.
37:49Like, listen, it's taken me a while to build this girlfriend.
37:52Don't do this to me.
37:53I don't know if I can take it anymore.
37:56Like, I feel like I've done everything I can,
37:58and I'm still being criticized.
37:59Like, I am ready to give up.
38:01And I feel like nobody even, like, wants me here.
38:03So I don't know if I want to be here anymore.
38:06Maybe I don't need to be a part of the Palm Beach Society.
38:08Oh, God damn it.
38:16Oh, my God.
38:17What the fuck?
38:22Oh, my God.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:38Oh, my God.
39:08Oh, my God.
39:38Oh, my God.
40:08Oh, my God.
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