Amandaland - Season 1 Episode 00- Christmas Special
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00:00because the only things that hang on christmas day are mistletoe holly
00:03and then somehow there's tinsel yes hi there's still no sign of our cab and i really need to
00:09get to my aunt's for lunch yes georgia you're tipping the pavlova huh the pavlova you need
00:15to keep it upright or the compote will breach the meringue why did you make this well aunt joan has
00:20got this hilarious photo of me with the pavlova when i was about manis's age and i thought it'd
00:25be super cute to recreate it with you two we'll have the perfect family christmas at art jones
00:31she has the biggest tree yes what no no you no you can't cancel it's christmas day
00:41where else am i going to get a cab on christmas day
00:46merry christmas neighbor cute pjs
00:55okay what's the address oh if you just put in siren sester siren sester amandie
01:04there's practically whales you said a quick lift you said you had no plans today no i said i planned
01:09on doing nothing different things led with his mom i was going to crack open the baileys order a curry
01:15and watch me some die hard oh mal how depressing at least you have company now i don't want company
01:20oh can we just do a small detour you having a good creme bar felicity not really i was supposed
01:30to be in south africa but amanda guilt tripped me into visiting my sister what's wrong with your
01:35sister she's a nightmare it's just all laughter and games and then just bloody cheese boards
01:43she's completely over the top she asks us every year mommy and we never go it's getting rude and
01:49i would love the kiddos to have a traditional cotswoldian noel and well they're still enchanted
01:54by the magic of christmas but does she have a ps5 no she doesn't have a ps5 my less i don't even
02:00think she has the internet oh no way right sam i should take it a little christmas present for her
02:08and amanda it's a disaster i've been at the airport now for about 14 hours and they finally
02:15just cancelled our flight to dublin oh and what a shame well look thanks for keeping me posted chris
02:22and the kids want to head to cork i was supposed to join yesterday but because of the storm i'm
02:26completely stranded and everybody who i know and love is hundreds of miles away chris darius
02:32pat roisin yes pat and her husband pat their kids young pat and patricia yes and edgar and barry
02:40and pat yeah uh you know he throws on our way actually no no no no no no oh my god i miss you all so much
03:02we're here christmas has officially started it's off your bones now please eat your heart out
03:10downtown abbey well hardly it's only 11 acres and a ha-ha why is that funny no a ha-ha it's like a
03:17giant ditch you should know what a har is you're a gardener oh yeah i've seen loads of ha-ha's in ha-ha's
03:23oh look she's put the reindeer out for the kids oh mommy do you remember when bumble the shetland
03:31tried to mount one god that was funny this is why i don't go to therapy some memories are best repressed
03:39guys guys guys right immediately that just gave us that if you learn nothing from adolescence and
03:59and this is my christmas happy place so please don't be a debbie downer okay everyone here we
04:05go ding dong merrily oh hi oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry about oh my gosh you've caught me mid giblets
04:15oh goodness no dr coach oh i'm so sorry to spring this on you it's been a bit of a disaster is it cool
04:21if my mum friend anne joins us so yes oh and of course you look like you need a stiff drink thank
04:28you but um but no if if i can't be with my family then what's the point oh dear girl come in come in
04:33come in a divorce no storm geraldine storm jerry christmas oh for me wow no no no no no i don't
04:45believe it i know i won't touch you no don't don't touch them we'll hang in a moment yes come in
04:50yes don't touch don't touch it yes they're gorgeous all right thank you this is the last of the bags
04:56great thanks so much john you didn't tell me you're bringing a lover oh no my neighbor no he just drove
05:01out here oh it's all right wink wink he's more the merrier no no no he's fine he's he has plans
05:06it's okay have you got plans yeah i was just gonna use your loo if i may before i nip off i've got a
05:10date with john mclean no fantastic you're a homosexual it's a die-hard reference i was
05:16gonna watch it with a curry oh god how costly you will stay for a pre-prandial come on what's
05:22pre-prandial it's a posh word for a drink yeah yeah okay can you put chris back on yeah so i have an
05:31alert set up on my phone for when the the flights reopen and if you could just have everyone there
05:36checking the internet where should i put my coat back then oh keep it on this house is bloody
05:41freezing isn't it magical that's giving hardcore narnia vibes right i mean wow that's what i call a tree
05:53is it plastic oh my god she's still got that daddy bought that in the 70s probably the newest thing in
06:04this place how odd i distinctly remember the scent of pine needles no this house smells the way it's
06:10always smelled damp dogs desperation now i've been absolutely dying for you to arrive i've got everything
06:21here you've got some olives over there there's this trout pate we've got mini quiches prawn volvoz and
06:28these really fun things from marx and spencers mini burgers you've seen these oh oh oh no no no no
06:36i'll have to clean that one up won't we johnny where should i put the pavlova is that granny gush's
06:44recipe yes it is minus the powdered egg i thought it might be fun to recreate that famous pudding photo
06:51from that amazing christmas yes yeah i've got it in the oven let me look for the oven everybody dig in
06:59flick deviled egg have a deviled egg flick deviled egg egg egg flick deviled egg fine
07:06i'll have a deviled egg now i think it's under here somewhere now where's that famous photo
07:18now look at that look at that it is look at gang gang what a horsey is that you mom yeah that was
07:26me pre-blossom just on the cusp of discovering clearacillin wonder bras look my goodness look at
07:31that i'm wearing the same jumper oh no stop that's perfect i thought it'd be really fun to restage
07:38the photo with manis and george so the hemsworth brothers did one sitting on their mom's lap and it
07:43pretty much broke the internet i remember the hemsworth brothers hmm hemsworth brothers yes you
07:49you stepped out with one they had the tractor dealership in amply st peter that was the hemswood
07:54brothers brothers hemswood yeah i slept with all three of them oh well done you and the father mommy
08:01oh and charlie good now drinky poos oh damn what's that oh i didn't know what's in those ones oh is
08:09that you flick no one must see those yep yep yep yep yep what the
08:25this house is literally freezing
08:29my family be back from mass about now do you think jesus will punish me for missing his birthday
08:34you know what you need a slow gin very good for melancholia the night my father died i drank
08:40two bottles was right as rain in the morning i suppose i could have a small glass just to
08:45steady the nerves because um i don't think i've ever done a christmas well my family none of that
08:51now come on get that down your gullet yes got a kick to it that's the 1978 vintage the year you
09:00were born oh actually now what do the children want what can we get for them uh do you have any
09:05prime no no no no don't don't worry he'll have a coca-cola i've got a cola i've got a can of
09:10cola here there we go lovely lovely oh come on oh i think that's seen better days ludo can have that
09:21ludo ludo ludo look look what's here look what's here jane oh your christmas present yes it's just
09:30oh that's marvellous i don't believe it that's tremendous
09:34look at that wow oh my goodness no joan it's the bath the but the joan
09:45and i've swallowed it there i'll have a bath later darling i have a bath later didn't i just gift you
09:50that yes i loved it so much that i went out and bought exactly the same one for aunt jane
10:00i need ice in my whiskey you'll find plenty in the toilet well now will you come in here and sit
10:04down please oh thank you um i was actually gonna hit the road oh no no we're not having you spending
10:09a day alone you and ann are our christmas guests of honor so sit i've got a goose to go and get out
10:15of the oven i've never been anyone's christmas guest of honor before this is the same one
10:22this is to amanda look that's this i don't have exactly the same one for joan but they have to
10:26this given me i don't know probably still in there i don't know oh lovely come on oh uh those are the
10:32photos gangan doesn't want anyone seeing come on boys
10:42no tell them yes it's a larger box but it's actually the same value gift because i'm going
10:46to buy money spent um not by value okay no devices please to go okay
10:55oh well don't sit there sorry because of the photos we need to match the old pavlova pig so
10:59yeah mommy needs to sit there jones here mommy you're here no i need a clear line to an exit
11:04well okay well yeah well we can all move around for pudding
11:12wait it's true jones stop stop stop can you get back in and come back out i want to film it
11:16for the memories just tuck in tuck in tuck in just me a second yes it's gonna be so good
11:20and could you just lean out because the tear stains i just miss my family you know ann
11:24yes goosey goosey and uh oh look at that dig in we've got a side of beef york shows a ham and
11:34some little piggies and blankets mom just eat it it's christmas hmm what i'm vegan
11:42oh it's fine i'll just eat the veg not just eat the veg not on my watch you won't i said well i'll
11:49i'll wrestle up a uh a souffle oh joan do you see what i mean it's just too much she's just trying
11:58to make us all happy mommy and uh did you did you notice the stuffed stoat in the hallway no no oh let
12:07me show you quickly i'm not that into stones yes but um honestly i think you'll find this one very
12:13interesting yeah i don't know who told you that i was into stoats but actually this one is is quite
12:22unusual okay listen forget the stuff i just saw some pictures of felicity i was supposed to see and
12:27now i can't unsee what i saw god they weren't nudies were they no they're not nudies is anyone wearing a
12:33nazi uniform no there's no not just just look oh blimey o'reilly is that is that felicity and
12:43sir mcjacker yes it looks like they're on holiday together jesus he was such a ride back then yeah
12:48it looks like it was riding felicity oh m g is is she pregnant yes and look she's holding her stomach
12:57and summer of 77. joan just said that amanda was born in 78. you don't think sir mick jagger is
13:08no no no don't be ridiculous i've seen enough episodes of alie mcbill to know this is all
13:13purely circumstantial evidence just because it goes clip-clap doesn't mean it's a zebra guys come on
13:20we're back to eat here we go joke why didn't santa pay for his sleigh why didn't santa have to pay
13:39for a sleigh because it was on the house oh that's so bad it's actually quite good i know another
13:47joke how do you titillate an ocelot i've no idea joan how do you titillate an ocelot you oscillate
13:52its tits a lot not like she bloody wrote it come on flick your turn oh here we go
14:01oh mommy mommy put the hat on you'll need it for the pavlova photo no i don't do paper hats
14:07flick do the joke where's the joke i don't do jokes come on mommy it's christmas come on flick flick
14:12flick flick flick flick
14:14do the joke do the joke do the joke
14:18come on what is the coldest country in the world i don't know what is the coldest country in the world
14:28it's russia oh i think you're reading the trivia there felicity
14:40where are you going mommy we haven't done the photo i'm going to watch the king's speech
14:44oh is it that time oh i love the king's speech brilliant everyone fill a glass let's go and
14:50sit we could do the pavlova we're after flick flick
15:02i have to say this is the most delicious cav i've ever drank darling it's not garbage
15:32champagne real champagne yes from france yes i've never had french champagne from france
15:40stop fussing i can't see the tone
15:45i think john is lovely classic stockholm syndrome are you a big fan of the royal family felicity oh i've
15:52met a few of them miller's a laugh i've probably met a few members of the rock royal family in your time
15:58well i once lived next door but one to christoburg oh right pavlova time oh finally get the camera
16:06i don't want pavlova mommy you can't always get what you want
16:12um actually i can't think of food for a bit amanda i overdid it on the parsnips you don't have to eat
16:17it it's just a photo oh i know we'll have a parlor game while we all digest who'd like a round of are you
16:23there moriarty i don't know what that is well what about um how are he do you know the minister's
16:29cat do you know that no no no pass the slipper no fan the candle you must know hot cockles hot
16:35cockles what else have we got elephants for god's sake why don't we just play hide and seek
16:39oh that's a terrific idea so much fun well done that girl i'll count 50 off you go and then after
16:48this we'll do the public right i'll start now come on one two i've started two i've started three
16:56anything to get away from her better hurry five six seven eight there
17:05nice i know chris but i don't know what you expect me to do about it i can't make a put on a
17:12shoe i'm 300 miles away look i really have to go
17:19bloody hell other people's christmases are mental when are we gonna tell her what absolutely never
17:27it's not our family secret so we're gonna forget we ever saw those photos but we did see those photos
17:32mal and i really think amanda deserves to know what do i deserve to know what the hell are you
17:38hiding yeah we're playing hide and seek what do i deserve to know ask mal oh thanks anne will
17:45someone tell me what's going on just show her the photos
17:47are these pictures of my mum on holiday what's the big deal look who she's with
18:02is that mick jagger me you minx sitting on mick's lap i sat on prince harry's lap when i was in mahiki
18:09once did i get a mention in the book oh my god she's pregnant that's hardly a secret keep looking
18:20she's smoking no no no no look at the date on the back of the folder okay look who's holding the bump
18:27no no no way no way is my father
18:46is that an airy cupboard okay
18:57oh god it's a slifter
19:19mal look
19:19uh it's so weird isn't it when you look at us together mal look mal look mal can you open that
19:29door please i need to make it i mean it's a shock but it's also not a shock you know because it
19:35explains a lot i mean i wonder if the man i thought was my father ever knew the truth
19:41poor daddy well this must be why my parents divorced baby joan told them that must be why we never see
19:51joan that sounds about right can you just put my sleeve please so i can't get some layers off
19:57where are you
20:06oh it's locked can't get under there
20:12hoist by your own petard there ann i think oh my goodness
20:23my system's not used to champagne no come on mortified
20:28present now
20:33another little slifter
20:37oh gotcha oh please don't tell mom i won't if you won't
20:48oh i'm dead
20:53i'm on my way
20:57i fainted i fainted
21:01oh ding dong christmas comes once a year
21:05do you know i knew you two were loved
21:07we not he just drove us here
21:09i had to take some clothes off
21:11cat's out the bag joanie i've seen the photos
21:16oh
21:16yeah
21:17spill the tea
21:19right uh well i suppose it's only a matter of time but listen
21:23you're going to have to speak to your mother about those
21:25who is she
21:26i'm buggered if i know because i've searched the whole house
21:29hey darling you stay with your paramount
21:31or if you're finished
21:32no stop joan
21:33can i have some water please
21:35that's all i'm gonna say is i don't think we should
21:38right okay let's split up i'll take the lawn
21:45joan you do the meadow
21:46and um and you and the kid check the drive
21:50okay
21:50would you look at this huh
21:59christmas night
22:00i'd still be doing the washing up at home if i was there right now
22:04yeah not standing here
22:06look at the stars
22:09sorry hang on sorry
22:12oh god
22:13oh great
22:16what
22:16there's a flight out of heathrow tonight
22:19well that's good news isn't it
22:21yeah
22:21great air great
22:23yes
22:24all i have to do now is just
22:28click this link to confirm
22:32oh no would you look at that
22:34my phone's off to running out of battery oh no what a shame
22:37um
22:38just guess it wasn't meant to be huh
22:41what a bummer
22:42just got to end up
22:45staying here
22:46yeah
22:47hey do you know what
22:48i'm gonna go for a walk
22:51yeah
22:53felicity
22:54yeah this is just
22:57it's better than cavern
22:59felicity
23:00according to wikipedia i have eight brothers and sisters
23:04jay jagger came in once when i was at quo vardus
23:10i wonder did she know
23:13felicity
23:14it's mad i think i could be spending next christmas with them in turks and caicos
23:19whoa
23:21amanda
23:22ow
23:22i just fell in the ha ha
23:25are you all right
23:27yes
23:28i am all right mal
23:29why are you laughing
23:31you fell in a ha ha
23:32who falls in a ha ha
23:34stop it's not funny
23:36you fell in a ha ha
23:37come on
23:38get up
23:40amanda
23:42i'm so sorry
23:43oh my god
23:44oh you know what
23:45thank you so much for today
23:46really
23:49it beats lying on a couch with a curry and horse
23:52did i
23:59is that jane's stall
24:00mummy
24:01mummy
24:02felicity
24:03felicity
24:04what
24:08ludo
24:09wait
24:10ludo
24:12what
24:13oh
24:15what did you say
24:17oh
24:19oh
24:20ah
24:22aha
24:26aha
24:27very away in a manger
24:28ah
24:29i knew it was too good to last
24:31well you're the last one to be found so
24:32that makes you the winner
24:33yeah
24:34it's bravo that girl
24:35i tell you what
24:36i could do you a big scoop of the stilton and i'll crack open a bottle of port
24:39stop
24:40you don't have to have port
24:41just stop talking
24:42please
24:43it's too much
24:44it's christmas
24:45it's supposed to be too much
24:46no you're too much
24:47all this joie de vivre and endless glee and everything
24:50it's just it's just just stop
24:52please
24:55okay
24:56please don't cry
25:07i'm not crying
25:08come on joanie
25:09this is what happens when you stop the old black dog creeps in and oh come on put yourself together put yourself together joe
25:13why are you being like this
25:15well because of you flick
25:17what nonsense
25:19do you remember what they used to call us on that ghastly on debutant circuit
25:23great hair and the spare
25:24actually that's all the good
25:25yeah it's all about the beautiful felicity wyndham and i was just the podgy little sister so i decided to be the life and soul of the party hostess with the mostess the last one standing at the barn dance
25:30and i can tell you something after 60 bloody years it's exhausting why didn't you ever see anything before oh
25:47i can tell you something after 60 bloody years it's exhausting why didn't you ever see anything before oh
26:00well it took amanda to twist your arm to get you down here
26:03mommy
26:04oh it's her
26:05oh yeah
26:06yes we're here we're here
26:08hello
26:11there she is
26:13you know i've spent the whole day trying to recreate the perfect family christmas but it turns out my whole life has been a lie
26:24for god's sake amanda stop being so melodramatic
26:26look let's go inside and do your moment with the pavlovas
26:29yes
26:30no mommy
26:31i know your secret
26:32and i know joe knows
26:34and that's why you didn't want to come here
26:36because you were worried she'd
26:38spill the beans
26:39what is she talking about
26:44mommy
26:46i've seen the photos
26:48i have in my hand the proof
26:52i'm samick jagger's love child
26:56what
26:59give those to me give those to me
27:05that's not mick jagger
27:11that's our cousin rosamund
27:13oh god she was rather jagger-esque don't you think look with the slim hips and everything
27:17oh my god did you get her round robin this year
27:19no i didn't
27:20they had to put down pinky
27:21oh no
27:22okay so if mick jagger isn't holding your pregnant belly then what is the big deal
27:25why didn't you want anyone to see them
27:27look the thing is i wasn't pregnant in this photograph i was fat
27:32what
27:34it was the 70s i'd just discovered black forest gato
27:38and that's our big family secret that you were once fat for a summer
27:44yes
27:45though your father rather liked it
27:48and you were conceived on that holiday
27:50oh god
27:52i just sent georgia made it
27:56i just sent georgia made jagger a dm
27:59can we uh
28:02be a
28:04reason
28:05what was she thinking
28:07oh sorry joanie
28:09oh it's all right it's all right honestly
28:12merry christmas
28:14if there's any consolation
28:16i always felt that ma and pa loved you more than they loved me
28:19oh huh
28:21i'd swap that any day for a go on a hemswood brother
28:24oh
28:30is that singing
28:31yes it's ann
28:32she's falling in the ha ha
28:42she'll be fine
28:43come on
28:44and then john mclean ties this hose pipe around his waist because he thinks the guy in the helicopter is going to shoot him so he's got no way out
28:54he ties himself in nice and tight
28:56this is topless
28:57no no no but by this point he's down to his vest
29:00how is this a christmas film
29:03what
29:04you all right
29:06yeah
29:08i'm sorry mick jagger wasn't your father
29:10i just thought that
29:12that i was special
29:15i'm sorry
29:16and he's
29:17she's the glad
29:18you are special
29:19there's this fireball above you
29:21everyone is watching from the people down below
29:23and they're like
29:24yo
29:25for what it's worth
29:26i'm sorry you didn't get to sleep with a rolling stone
29:28well i did sleep with mick once or twice back in the day but not in a way that you would get pregnant
29:33right everyone we're going to do amanda's photo
29:36oh mommy
29:37what
29:38really
29:39shall i get the pavlova
29:40i mean i could take the photo for you
29:42no guys you're all in it
29:43come on
29:44there we go
29:45everyone ready
29:46yeah
29:47i'll just do the timer
29:48hang on
29:49oh no no
29:50quickly quickly
29:51hang on
29:52okay everyone quick quick
29:53come on everyone
29:54shh
29:55are you ready
29:56say cheese
29:57cheese
30:00oh
30:01there's a girl that likes the pudding
30:31and that it's not a mess
30:34where they i pH
30:37say it.
30:38okay
30:40hello
30:41bye
30:43i'm Holly
30:45you
30:46hung a lot
30:47and yara
30:48your
30:51boy
30:51and
30:52what
30:53got
30:54it
30:55great
30:56can
30:57not
30:58Har
30:59let
31:00say
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