Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 10
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00:00No, creo que no. ¿Por qué?
00:05Bueno, no tienen nada.
00:06¿Pero qué?
00:10Fanny White, ¿no tienen nada? ¿Pero qué?
00:13Bueno, no tienen nada más, ¿no ha habido aquà excepto tú?
00:16Oh, no, no tienen nada más, ¿no?
00:18¡Yo no hay nada!
00:25Nuestro flabbers están en el mundo.
00:27¿No hay nada más?
00:28oh no there's a controversial statement the gravy
00:36yeah yeah do you like this music no not particularly so suck on that
00:42oh wow he's been a bad boy don't ever take me to a restaurant like that not a chance you
00:49oh yes look at that he's had an absolute feast oh for a banana this is insane well thank god that's
01:00over i've got it i've gone it is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this that's very modern
01:07isn't it nothing no one saw that coming no in the week david beckham picked up his knighthood from the
01:13king we enjoyed lots of great telly players were getting fired up as the games began on netflix
01:21think about what you gave to be here let them do it we're gonna win this with faith and belief in
01:27each other we got this let's get it come on he's done some motivational training now yeah they're
01:34all the same they all say we've got this we can do it i've never had motivational training mary
01:39that's why i'm unmotivated yeah but i've i've uh chat gpt what's wrong with you what is it
01:46executive dysfunction oh you must tell me more about it yeah i love a diagnosis there was a
01:52right royal dressing down on itv news last night prince andrew became andrew mountbatten windsor
01:59stripped of his remaining titles do you know what i think his next move should be another bbc documentary
02:05yeah because it did doing the world of good last time yeah and in the meantime he's just flogging
02:09all his old robes that he don't longer needs on vintage yeah we'll get fergie doing all that
02:15won't he yeah she can run into post office like she's tearing her ass to in post every five minutes
02:22you won't believe it andrew there's no mockers again and traitors versus faithfuls came face to face in
02:30the final showdown on bbc one players this is it the final round table all right are you ready okay
02:42i think the traitor is you dad
02:46ha well that's good guys stony face yeah but that's terrifying contempt
02:54look i would accuse you first of being a traitor than a serial killer if i saw that
03:00in durham i had my first ever shower oh that's exciting in my new bathroom
03:13i also crucified the toilet best friends abby and georgia
03:20crucified the toilet is that the word no
03:24what when you do something for the first time what does christened is it christened i think it's
03:31christened but crucified crucified crucified my toilet
03:39on thursday night over 11 million of us settled in for this on the bbc
03:45here's to the traitors yes to the traitors to the traitors here we go
03:50have an olive get your strength up steve because this is going to be a shock
03:58not many for it to be over i don't want it to be over what am i going to do
04:02come on claudia let's get it started i can't bear the suspense 19 celebrities arrived at this
04:09castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game i like that castle and now we're down to just five
04:16three faithful and two traitors don't know what claudia is going to do it's there last night she's
04:22finishing strictly what you're doing emigrating somewhere she's maybe going on holiday my only kind
04:26of real hope is nick does what he's told me he's going to do which is to vote for cat her name's only
04:33been mentioned once i think the whole series going into this final round table we've got to get them
04:37traitors so the faithful really do need to rally together now yes nick that is the whole point of the
04:42game i've got to make a decision on whether to vote david or cat oh it's not david david okay we're at
04:49the final round table we've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning
04:56oh he sticks up he looks like bloody liberaci i've just got to be so careful you know what though alan
05:03hasn't done well when he's come under fire at the round table he's got defensive players this is it
05:10the final round table don't start rattling them remember if only faithful remain they share the pot
05:22but but if there is still a traitor here they take it all holy macaroni pedro i didn't even know the
05:32side i'm on yeah is that good isn't it the banished player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor
05:39or a faithful oh my god that makes it even harder for the final time then the floor is yours
05:48oh here we go here we go okay who's going first who's going first so look there are so few things
05:55anyone can say with certainty but um alan you're a traitor alan um you know i think i realized that
06:03i've often felt especially going to breakfast like terrified and then this sheer sense of relief did nick
06:08say alan then yes he said alan but nick said he was going for cat yes and what i often didn't get a
06:15sense from you was the sense of relief that you'd survived maybe good spot well spotted i like that
06:21thinking from nick and maybe that's possibly arguably true you cat sometimes that there was never this
06:27sort of like a relief oh two traitors there he's naming two of them ain't he i think the faithfuls
06:34have got them sussed here i feel like they might have done alan and cat are on the ropes the one small
06:39con i've got for you is that you've been really quiet all the way through she has hasn't she yeah
06:45you've always got to watch out for the quiet ones aren't you and with david and cat receiving two
06:50votes each it all came down to joe what's he gonna say oh this is exciting mary i can't watch
07:02i'm sorry cat no yes he's double bluffing but i've changed my mind no oh cat he's wrote in for
07:12cat they gotta is gone that is gone can we just take a moment for the fact that alan
07:18is the only remaining traitor it was the worst of all of our people
07:25right hang on are we doing an indoor fire pick because that just makes it even more special players
07:31this is it the final showdown oh come on come on come on i don't want it to end in front of you are
07:40chests that contain ceremonial pouches oh pouches one is labeled banish again the other is labeled
07:51endgame if you believe there is still traitors in your midst there is alan they don't know that there's
07:59still one left they don't know that they've got rid of them all then choose banish again oh my god alan
08:06needs to go banish and get david out alan we will start with you let's see what you have chosen to do
08:13he's got to say end the game but if he said end the game bill noise the traitor yeah red he wants to
08:20vanish oh that is a big double bluff i've still got a little bit of unfinished business um it's to do with
08:26joe yeah oh oh he's gonna try and get rid of joe and earlier today me cat and him were outside and
08:34he said let's vote for david all three of us and that's what we said we'd do and yet round the round
08:41table he goes for cat and it just made me very suspicious yes yes is it right fish is getting
08:51alan this is brilliant a bit later with the final showdown underway the players turned the fire red
08:59which meant another banishment alan who do you believe should be banished here we go who's
09:05he's going to put i think it's joe joe joe joe joe it's going to be alan in set alan i've gone for
09:19alan joe and alan pistols at dawn they're calling for you alan david oh don't get it wrong david joe is
09:28concentrated oh that's where i want it to go yes yes yes yes oh my days i can't believe it look at
09:38his face oh oh i'm slavering hey alan's done the job nick oh my god nick's gonna go for joe innit i'm
09:48stressed i'm very stressed joe oh shut up sit down hello look at joe's face so joe has been banished
10:09only three of you remain two faithfuls one traitor alan let's see what you have chosen to do
10:16oh i hate these end the game or banish again he's gonna do end game end game no i think alan's
10:25giving the game away david let's see what you have chosen to do oh no look at david's face no green
10:33no green no green he's going green green green end game oh my god he's gonna do it i think he's gonna do
10:42it nick this is the last pouch come on there all comes to this now oh nick come on nick if it burns
10:49green we end the game right now oh your feet it's not red oh please don't be red oh please tell me
10:56you've banished come on nick if the fire burns red we banish again here we go my head's gonna come off
11:04no no any minute can't watch i actually can't walk oh he's done it it's funny oh you phony bastard
11:18look at alan's face look at alan's face oh he cannot contain himself knew it he's been the worst
11:24traitor that traitors has ever seen david will you now please reveal are you a faithful or are you a
11:31traitor a faithful quite sentimentally it's getting to me they're gonna be so shocked nick please reveal
11:41are you a faithful or are you a traitor look at her smiling she just knows faithful look at the smiling
11:49look at the world we're old pals aren't we they think they've won the money alan
11:57oh no look at his face oh no shaking boring i am
12:05and have always been
12:06a traitor oh oh my god he's collapsed
12:16well they didn't see that coming did they
12:26he did brilliantly he did brilliantly he did brilliantly he did brilliantly
12:35oh bless him oh he's gonna make me cry oh dog it's a bloody game
12:38oh no but he's not to lie to them you know what that's relief it is absolute relief alan
12:44you have won the game congratulations oh that was great i'm about to wet myself
12:55it was too exciting i'm tired out i'm i can't wait for you to off i can't wait for you to go on i can't
13:01wait to go myself i'm tired out i'm worn out watching this i am i've never been so drained what a
13:07shirt what a shirt you hardly ever get emotion over a telly program anymore mary i know that's
13:14very rewarding that you've still got some feelings left
13:25in home why are you sat as though you've got a broom up your ass
13:28holy i went to bed last night you know i've got my button and like i sat off i was sat like that
13:34straight up so i could watch the telly and then i must have fell asleep so best friends jenny and lee
13:41told you them electric beds are no bastard god i must have woke up i bet he was i was sat there i
13:46bet he was that uh slavering i can just picture you yeah i was was you in my bedroom
13:53oh lee i ain't doing it no more i'm gonna do it make sure that i i turn it down
13:58why don't you put your telly on your ceiling no the mirror's there
14:06on sunday night hamza was having a look at homegrown wildlife on bbc one i've been watching
14:13this it's absolutely charming he finds all the wildlife that we don't normally see well it's funny
14:19that he's been able to get you interested in wildlife and i've been trying for 40 years natty
14:24but it's the charming way he does it oh it's the difference is it yeah my name is hamzi has seen
14:30i am a wildlife cameraman and naturalist and i do a good cha-cha-cha yeah i've got a very special
14:36spot for hamza simon me too and in this series i'm going to show you the incredible hidden wildlife
14:42that we have here in the british isles what have we even got see i don't think we've got as much as
14:48other countries i'll be showing you animals so rare oh look at that that's a tuna oh i'm sure
14:56that's a tuna that we'll hardly ever see them tuna tuna told you tonight that's in british isles
15:04yep oh my god that's why i don't go swimming
15:10hopefully it's not filmed in the cots was this because i think it's because there won't be a lot of
15:14wildlife well i'm afraid i've got a wildlife setback today mary the dog oh don't ate a great tit
15:28everything's in yorkshire of course there is a bird here that has captured imaginations for centuries
15:34and it is really how long centuries centuries i think it's like every 10 years it's strange it's
15:41alien and it's almost impossible to see what sort of bird is that and i know what it is what hamza
15:49it's a nightjar they're the only woodland wader that we have here in the british isles take it back
15:56they are the master of disguise so are we going to see it then i bet it's insignificant and it's brown
16:03but at night they come alive and they head into the open to feast in the fields you don't see many
16:09birds on a night apart from an owl don't you know or a bat bats aren't birds abs i've got wings this
16:15camera is absolutely incredible it's a thermal camera thermal so it temperature yes this camera
16:23reveals to me that there is so much happening out there oh look so you wouldn't know there was
16:28there would you really go in the woods on a night now have you seen what's above you there
16:32there are hundreds of wading birds a herd of roe deer oh look at these the animals are glow in the
16:39dark no they don't glow in the dark that's just on the camera light and even an otter oh what's
16:46an otter oh my god i love otters oh wow they're mental they'll bite your shoes off if you get if they
16:52get too close what if you don't have any shoes on well then you're fucked and the bird that i have come to
16:57see a woodcock a what what a woodcock a woodcock oh you like eating them i do that's a woodcock you
17:05can see the side profile of this particular woodcock don't be embarrassing simon how old are you with
17:13craig ralston and a group of volunteers we're going to catch and ring these amazing birds all in the name
17:20of science you can't net it attenborough doesn't net anything yeah but then you release it after you
17:25had a good look at it you can see the bird that's a woodcock oh it's right by his feet yeah that's a
17:31skill in it and it's taken off oh that's a fingers many hands make light work so let me show them how
17:41it's done yeah oh here you go here comes the big guns oh he's missed it oh he didn't do it did it
17:50there are so many birds out here surely we can catch just one little woodcock by the sounds of it
17:57no you can't oh here we go here we go i got it oh he's got it he's got it where's it at them in the
18:06net but you can't see it if you have a look the bird is held ah look at it between my middle and
18:18index finger that's cute as hell do you think i think it looks ugly as fuck if you have a look at
18:23its head its eyes have actually migrated further back so it can see 360 degrees around it oh that's
18:32quite cool eyes in the back of your head i've always wanted those no wonder it was out to catch a good
18:36see him come in we've learned a lot about woodcocks i hadn't really thought about them much but
18:41well neither of i except as dinner
18:47in surrey i've reached a milestone this week jane and i don't know if i'm proud or embarrassed try me
18:55um i have now completed every episode of ncis simon and his sister jade
19:04there are 22 series available of which each series has about 200 20 episodes i've found 490
19:16episodes i have watched them all from start to finish in order
19:23is that what you call binge watching i did in one go
19:26this week hundreds of players donning tracksuits return to play netflix's deadliest game show
19:36oh ellie squid game 2 the challenge new games we've got new games we've got new challenges new games new
19:44challenges new people hey do you know what i like about it lee it's all different age groups oh yeah it's
19:52not just for young people i think they're from about 18 205 so you're just in
20:00players welcome to squid game hello games master did they all get a cup of tea first
20:06that's what i was thinking no biscuit nothing this test will require two volunteers
20:12to step forward oh christ don't volunteer you're gonna be the first to go i'd volunteer
20:18no well you'd be gone oh somebody's going for it oh they're twins god there's no flies on you is there
20:26no yeah that was a wild move them both stepping forward like this is what i'm saying why would you
20:30do that as twins x's follow the staff into the white room o's remain here in the dorm oh they're splitting
20:38them up up why attention players only one room will survive this test the other will be eliminated oh my
20:50god wait they're already getting cut in half this test is simple all you need to do is count count
21:00what no worries how are you be done at this point wouldn't you oh off when your room believes 456
21:06seconds have elapsed you must push the button oh no so whoever's closest to 456 seconds wins yeah
21:16seven mississippi eight mississippi nine mississippi that's enough okay who's confident in count here
21:22four thirty one four thirty one ask if anybody's a musician in the group oh that was a good
21:29rhythm metronome two three four we got a nurse back here she does the counts wait when she does the
21:35compressions nurse okay no room for error if you're a nurse is there if you're doing cpr one
21:42one two three four i said nursing was started what's the nurse doing when she hasn't spoke really one
22:04two three she's way too slow she's 10 seconds out she's going way too slow you don't tell him everybody
22:11knows that she's cocked up here she's getting slower tell her she needs to go faster
22:19what is he doing man don't make a lose count if they interrupt her it's done oh god 47 48 49
22:28i think they've done it with the musician abs i do right it's time is it time 51 52 53 54 55 56 hit the button
22:39now now now hit that bitch push that shit is in there still looking like that next door
22:50oh she is look you're gonna push it push it okay push it push it push it push it push it push it now
22:57oh he pushed it was he too slow i think blues are gone do you reckon yeah that team is a shambles if
23:08they've won it's a disgrace the result of the first test is as follows here we go oh my god we're gonna
23:14find out one room was out by two seconds two is wild oh that's pretty good that's pretty good the other
23:23by 12 seconds oh that's worse 12 seconds oh by the 12 oh by the 10 seconds you missed oh yeah it could be
23:33it oh lord please don't let me oh my god please you are gone oh they're dead they're dead
23:51this is awful player 431 oh he didn't get shot wait what
23:58as you were brave enough to volunteer you will survive this test
24:05no way oh i got immunity i bet all them laying down up floor fuming because they can all hear it
24:13imagine getting all the way there now you'd be so pissed off 50 50 charge you go through yeah you got
24:18time off work got there told the family away you got babysitters dog sitters everything goodbye
24:24i was like i'm home hi that was short my one day holiday
24:38in leeds it's the lessons learned and i feel like sometimes you know when you learn things you
24:42should share these things i like to learn and share yes yes so i've learned and shared that you do not
24:47take pictures in the bath and then send them to people best friends danielle and daniella you know
24:54i've got my little i have my little snack bar in the bath i mean so i have my my phone so i can
24:58watch telly and i've got my little nibbles and my drink and i'm a little table so i took a picture
25:02of that to show off you've got your fill in the reflection sent it to my boss no full growler
25:12someone's getting a pair eyes a bit more in the picture than uh then i'd realized it was a really
25:18nice spread i bet it was on monday night the net was closing in on channel four let's watch hunter
25:29nutty it's the finale don't dangle the teabag don't you dare dangle that teabag i'm just gonna
25:35throw it in the fire man oh no it's your favorite headquarter tv policeman simon you bet we got them
25:43we got them they're on social media 19 days ago 14 fugitives went on the run 14 there's only three
25:51left oh my god got the old mirrors on hunters you have no idea no oh dear i love her attitude oh she's
25:59really means it don't she confident that's a winner tonight they'll have to get to the extraction point
26:07you know yourself you've watched it before okay people strap yourself in and buckle up today is going
26:13to be a bumpy ride strap in and buckle up the laddie scream the faster you go to reach the extraction
26:21point and escape the hunters they must first collect their getaway car that's probably is it
26:28is that the shopping center you're you're shopping all the time i think i should be a hunter
26:33because what okay let's see what we got here proceed immediately to euro tunnel euro tunnel
26:44euro tunnel where are they going press the end parking use contactless now they know where his
26:50card's been used yeah andrews just uses cards paid for parking in bromley okay listen up i need all
26:58your eyes on this cctv we need to pick them up we need to see where they're going there you go so
27:05there's team bravo they're in a great place if he's going to continue heading in that direction andrew's
27:10heading towards the hunters i'm pretty sure as i could be that this has all got telematics and so
27:17they know exactly where the car is oh disabling yeah there it is he's just driven straight past him
27:27he's not going to get into a high-speed chase is he on britain's roads telling survival of the fittest
27:33he doesn't deserve to get away if he was stupid enough to use this credit card sure if i ripped
27:38out a couple of these fuses that would turn off the telematics i'm gonna have to basically pull in
27:42no don't stop andrew don't stop keep going keep moving keep moving andrew yeah he's pulling yes get ready
27:51oh he is he is no andrew oh oh that's hunters oh my god they're right behind me flooring andrew flooring
27:59oh he's out he's out god christ christ clever man yes very clever i like to see the initiative he's not
28:13clever and just stop running they're running they're running come on stop running no don't
28:20stop running andrew don't stop do they have to physically touch him stop running no they've got
28:26him they've got him they've got him oh no oh no he really chased him around the corner
28:36didn't he didn't have to get very he didn't go very far did he after 19 days a six-foot fence
28:42wipe down the game and it wasn't long until the hunters were on the heels of marie there he is
28:48there i've got eyes on eyes on eyes on oh no no no no no no no no no marie your time on the run is
28:57over you have been hunted oh bloody hell oh yeah we're gonna get through now we've got shaq in his
29:06master on platform b1 oh god they can see him jay oh my days we made it no you haven't put your
29:13foot down and that's not left come on come on come on come on come on on it oh my god they're really
29:22up his ass you can see him the doors are closing he's on he's on oh he's crying stay crying
29:37he's done it the tree's gone brilliant
29:44it's the money in there i hope it's not drugs he's going to end up in prison for 40 years
29:49that is all his all of it you'd be buzzing wouldn't you oh well that was that was minutes
30:05that was brilliant absolutely brilliant it was minutes away weren't they yeah he's going to get
30:11in trouble here for having hundred grand with a count of eight notes on him
30:16the gendarmes in paris aren't going to take too clever to that and in a stolen master
30:25in the cops walls darling i think this is probably the eighth or ninth throat lozenge that i found
30:32dotted around the house andrew and his husband alfie they're not dotted around the house i think i've
30:38i've the fact is i bought about 400 in the last week because i have the worst cough and cold
30:43and i have bought almost every lozenge in the county but i also think i spit them out
30:49what no when i'm sleeping but they're not in the bedroom they're everywhere they're
30:53just all over the house it's disgusting i don't know why i'm finding them on tables on chairs and
30:57sofas please stop if you have a third lozenge in please just please just finish it or put it in the
31:03bit okay i will do in the future i'm very sorry awful on sunday night itv had our nerves on edge again
31:11as the explosive game of cat and mouse continued right let's drop in trigger point time i'm not
31:16sure you actually it's the program you're watching it's just vicky mcclure isn't it well obviously
31:21but it's a good storyline yeah i have to admit i do like the new hairstyle it's much better
31:25didn't you once meet vicky mcclure's hairdresser i've met vicky mcclure's hairdresser a couple of
31:34times no bloody hell friends in high places you hot on the trail of the anonymous bomber vicky's intuition
31:46led it to greenwich hello what's this what's she looking at oh oh shit what is that those people
32:02what the hell i think are these more victims i think so this guy's deadly man let me hear you
32:08play it about murderers what is the bomber doing this for what is the end goal i don't understand
32:22revenge well it's revenge for what and it wasn't long before the rest of her squad arrived to give
32:29her a helping hand but they're conscious they're moving looks like they're all sat in something too
32:37they've got masks on oh see the canisters in the middle yes i think they must be sat on pressure
32:42pads or something i guarantee what do you mean well as soon as they lift it off boom it's not yeah
32:50you can't do this alone no she can't can't do this alone you're going to need backup charging three in
32:55position oh look at old rich what's with him oh his nerves are playing up in it
33:07oh look he's he's got the shakes mary oh you can't go and decide my bomb because he nearly drowned
33:14didn't he well last week he did yeah trying to save that woman wasn't it
33:22pass jesus what a contraption this is definitely the worst one that we've seen so far oh yep
33:28oh it's something feeding into the mask see that canister oh yes it's oxygen no it's funny now what
33:43happens when the oxygen runs out they die but the masks have hooked up to some explosive device if they
33:49try and take them off then something's gonna go back hey hey i need you to calm down calm down they're
33:59either gonna get suffocated or their head's blown off they're running out of oxygen jenna you can't
34:04rush these things well you have to it doesn't look like the mass are connected to the scales we should
34:09be fine to snip and remove should be fine i mean we can only hope at this point just cut the wires then
34:19oh oh oh she's gonna cool up
34:25fucking she knows what she's doing thank christ for that neutralized neutralized
34:33oh god rich please neutralize rich has got the shaky hands he shouldn't even be doing this
34:38rich how are you doing yeah yeah nearly there he's faffing knowing me i'd get rich
34:45i'll hold on this i'd get him
34:51neutralized oh he's done it rich has done it finally took his time didn't he neutralized
35:00oh she's just cutting straight into the scales
35:02neutralized neutralized here we go this is going too smoothly i'm not happy i'm gonna go down with
35:10these two but i'll come back and give you a hand yeah hi i know good she'll be right behind you
35:15she'll be right behind you this this is not looking good this so what's gonna happen here ellie i can
35:21feel it someone's not right is it i'm gonna ask you to move
35:24i'll take your place wait what no no what's he doing switching places with her he's gonna sit on
35:32it instead move oh oh god oh he's on it he's on it do it awful bad idea bad idea what are you playing at
35:42what's going on lana what are you doing go over and give him a hand do you need a hand yes he does
35:51yes he does what okay
35:58that's the black wire isn't it supposed to be the red wire he's got the wrong color he's got the wrong
36:03color oh fucking hell oh shit a brick it was supposed to be red
36:20oh lee rich has exploded i knew some awful were gonna happen sometimes in them situations i always
36:28like to think oh it's gonna he's gonna come back next week but oh
36:32no he's just blew himself up into like a hundred pieces there's no way he's coming back is there no
36:46in the solihull put your drink down i need you to try it on it's like a bloody rug
36:51it's quite heavy actually teresa and her wife anita need some conditioner on it's as rough as a
36:57badger's arse you're so ungrateful no one likes lovely sit down sit down no i didn't know whether
37:04to make you a knee blanket then to go over your feet can't you just make it bigger so it goes
37:10what a little bit longer one end keep you busy for the rest of the winter won't it do you like it
37:17though yeah i'm not sure about the colors though i beg your pardon it's west ham colors
37:24you cheeky cow on sunday night tom daily was casting off on channel four who's put this
37:33shite on excuse me you're not saying that when i'm making your iron jumpers are you
37:39fucking watch knitting but what's your knitting a new generation of knitters are taking the world by
37:45storm he's an amazing knitter i couldn't begin to do what he does with just two needles or a hook
37:52they are testing the limits of creativity see i love all this but i just can't be ass making it
37:58i used to knit when i was younger it's funny i'm like benjamin button i started knitting at a young
38:01age and i gave it up before i turned 10. yeah yeah best years are behind you now each week they will
38:06face two mind-blowing challenges oh my wow god tom it's like if julius caesar went to pride
38:12at school do you think i really did the woodwork no no i was in the sewing class embroidery class
38:24yeah knitting class yeah grocery in class cooking class yeah no good at either of them and then my
38:31mum asked me are you okay and i went no for your first solo challenge oh here we go love we'd like
38:39you to reimagine a fair isle a what fair isle what's a fair isle mum so a fair isle is the traditional
38:48knitting color work but based in the fair isles oh of scotland nice okay you only have 12 hours so
38:56let's get knitting 12 hours i said what is this a sweatshop already familiar with the fair isle
39:03technique is cruise ship singer gordon hey like the name a fantastic name if i may say so i'm a very
39:11traditional knitter i've never tried anything particularly avant-garde so you've not tried
39:16anything flash gordon gordon is combining his love of shetland with his passion for music
39:24by knitting periods of piano keys the piano keys are clever aren't they mary accompanied by the
39:29oxo motifs used in traditional fair isle designs okay that looks nice would you wear that off the
39:35rack personally no gordon is the only knitter attempting the risky traditional fair isle method
39:44of sticking oh which means to cut open the neck and arm holes what oh you knit the full thing and then
39:51you cut it how can you cut into the lifting it'll all unravel library worker dipty knits to unwind working
39:58in a library must be just too high an octane for her so she has to calm down somehow by knitting is there
40:03anything with this project and this challenge in particular that you're concerned about for me it's
40:08always the fit i'm not a massive maker of garments and finishing it because i'm quite a slow knitter oh you
40:14got up your game now knitters that's one hour to go shit one hour for a thing to buy a bit of time
40:22i'd ask tom daley about his gold medals yeah well he wouldn't shut up about him would he that'd buy
40:27another four hours okay i'm going to cut these good distinctly armholes in the neck hole oh
40:36shit oh what is he doing oh he's cutting it oh why is he using scissors that i used in reception class
40:53he's like this isn't it
40:55look at me do your mum be edging me see here watch the blow cutting walling bits see you're loving it
41:00all done the openings are now made i've just got two big raggy gaping holes where your arms poke out
41:07oh god and love finished this challenge is complete your time is up oh some of them are awful
41:18fucking hell come on game on the mannequins can we have gordon please come on then let's see the walk of
41:25shame oh christ gordon is that finished yes that's not finished that's not finished man come on
41:36i think tom daley will think this is high-end fashion he would wear that and last but not least dip
41:42tea go on dip tea oh not bad oh look at that that looks pretty good actually yeah
41:49oh oh oh whoops i can't get it over his head oh unfortunately not oh i'd be like your head's
42:02just massive tom it's not to do with my neck hole garden where's your scissors yeah do a bit of sneaking
42:10look what i rustled up who made that me a liar
42:19in kent just play a song and we'll guess what it is right this one goes out to my family uh the
42:25people that really got me here the man i am today this one's for you guys michael sally
42:31and their sons jake and harry oh god that is killers yes yes yes the man no it's mr brightside mr
42:51brightside how did you get that that was pretty good on friday itv brought us news of more problems
43:01at the palace what are you doing just sniffing the cushion seeing the fit that's the sniff test yeah it
43:08does it watch the news still lovely doggy good girl this is the itv lunchtime news with geraint vincent
43:20oh it's grant vincent i do like him good afternoon the formal process of removing the man now known
43:26as andrew mount baton windsor from british public life has begun mount baton windsor what a twatty name
43:33it still sounds all right though his name sounds a bit better sounds posh doesn't it sounds a bit better
43:36than our names following the king's announcement that his brother will no longer be called a prince
43:41god his titles have been struck out from the official record of the peerage and he's also struck
43:47off of the royal website he's not there anymore his name's off a long time come in this it has
43:55i think it was the only thing they could do really it's a major thing to lose prince isn't it it is and
44:00but the one thing they cannot do is stop him being eighth in line to the throne you have to make sure
44:05the first seven don't travel together exactly mr mount baton windsor continues to deny the allegations
44:11against him mister did you wear him then mr andrew last night prince andrew became andrew mount baton
44:17windsor stripped of his remaining titles everybody just knows him as prince andrew you know andrew
44:26andrew oh prince andrew forced to give up the sprawling mansion he's called home since 2004 oh
44:33didn't yeah that's pretty sprawling i mean that is insane for somebody who was not even a working
44:39member of the royal family for the last five years andrew had refused to move out citing a cast iron 75
44:45year lease on royal lodge cheeky beggar you'd have to force me to give up that as well yeah but he was
44:51given little choice by his brother and has surrendered the lease go on charles you get them out he'll soon
44:57move to the sandringham estate in norfolk privately owned by the king oh norfolk's lovely yeah keep
45:03an eye on the pest there can't he oh he's really been banished hasn't he no one wants to go to nor
45:09nobody wants to live in norfolk purgatory that's the worst thing for me would be living in norfolk
45:20these simmering tensions boiled over in recent weeks causing chaos during the king's visit to
45:25lichfield cathedral you see the king's getting the backlash of it all in a yes because he should
45:30have done something it's his brother yeah he's the king of the country yeah the royal family now forced
45:36to act to avoid further reputational damage hoping that all of this will finally draw a line under a
45:41long-running series of scandals every family has a black sheep not necessarily who's the black sheep in
45:49your family oh never i feel like his name having the name andrew bot mount windsor sounds better
46:00with prince of the start now they've took that off his name is just terrible
46:04andrew bot mount
46:17and you can stream or watch game of world britain's best knitter this sunday at age where they bring both
46:29cuteness and comedy put in their handmade hats onto dogs after which something altogether different
46:34forbidden love in the troubles new drama trespasses with jillian anderson starts at nine
46:40next night jk barry judy love zap polensky and the last leg live
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