Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 09
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00:00I think that might be outfit of the century.
00:03I'm doing the haircut, I'm going to get the trim,
00:06and then I need to get the fangs.
00:10That is spot on.
00:13Boots.
00:16I'm speechless, I don't know what to say.
00:26Earthwappers have been gassed.
00:28You want some of this?
00:30Oh, that is.
00:31Look out.
00:33Oh, now, Steve.
00:34Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:36The gravy.
00:39Yeah.
00:41Do you like this music?
00:42No, not particularly.
00:43So suck on that.
00:45Oh, wow.
00:46He's been a bad boy.
00:48Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:50Not a chance, Julie.
00:51Oh, yes, look at that.
00:53That's a McAllen, she's got taste.
00:56Whoa, for a banana.
00:58This is insane.
01:00Well, thank God that's over, I've got it out.
01:03Come on.
01:03It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:07That's very modern, isn't it?
01:08Nothing, no one saw that coming.
01:10No.
01:10In the week we bid a fond farewell to Fawlty Tower's icon, Prunella Scales, we enjoyed lots
01:18of great telly.
01:20Famous faces were showcasing their niche knowledge on BBC One.
01:24And Jill Scott on hot drinks.
01:28Hot drinks?
01:29How could that be a specialist subject?
01:31I can think of three.
01:34Tea coffee and hot chocolate.
01:36That's what I was going to say, Mary.
01:39Great minds.
01:39Things were heating up in the Bake Off tent on Channel 4.
01:44I wing it, trust Wednesday, hope the best, and drink some coffee.
01:47I'm a bit of a guesser, chucking this, chucking that, chucking the next thing.
01:51I don't really use scales because you just use the spoon.
01:53The serving spoon, that's about an ounce, so there you go.
01:58Yes, I'm the same.
01:59I've got an old serving spoon that's an ounce.
02:02Because you can't be arsed.
02:04Oh, good grief.
02:05You've got to clean the scales and all that after.
02:07Away you go.
02:08No, no, no.
02:08Anyway, I avoid scales of any sort, like the bloody plague.
02:12Anyway.
02:13And all eyes were on telly's most famous round table.
02:18Faithful.
02:19So far, the traitors have got away with murder.
02:23In this room, right now, you can change that.
02:29I can't wait to give Bobby his birthday card.
02:31I've got him a traitor's birthday card.
02:33I've ordered him the traitor's cloak, the traitor's chalkboard,
02:37and the traitor's you-have-been-murdered wax letter.
02:40Well, you know what?
02:41I'm going to have to be playing every five minutes now, don't you?
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44I found something, Mary, in the cottage.
02:56Oh, let me see it.
02:57Looks very much like some Halloween witch's brew.
03:00It's not a witch's brew.
03:02Can I take the top off?
03:03No, it's my project.
03:04What is it?
03:05Giles and his wife, Mary.
03:07Well, it was my loaf of bread.
03:10What's happened to it?
03:11Well, it hasn't risen for some reason.
03:13Oh, no, don't say someone in the village has cursed it.
03:17Right, you're going to an asylum,
03:19if you honestly think that's likely.
03:21If the bread doesn't rise, Nutty, in the old days,
03:23it could have been there's a witch in the village cursing...
03:26There's certainly a warlock in the village.
03:28Oh, yeah.
03:30On Saturday night, BBC One spun into action
03:34with the return of this.
03:36Ellie, what were you thinking when you poured this?
03:39Is it half a bottle each in one glass?
03:42Is it so you don't have to get off your heart and top us up?
03:45I was thinking it's Saturday night.
03:49The wheel!
03:50I'd be unbelievable at this.
03:51I'd be proper good,
03:52cos I'd go and do a pub quiz.
03:55Yeah.
03:56But isn't it true
03:59that the one where you wasn't there,
04:01they actually won?
04:03Yeah.
04:04In the programme,
04:05someone popped up to play Michael's game.
04:08Oh, she's excited, Sal.
04:11Oh, she's full of it.
04:12Oh, Sal.
04:13I was going to be called Sally.
04:15I don't know if we could have been friends.
04:17Sally, tell us about yourself.
04:18I'm from Gateshead.
04:20Oh!
04:22And I'm a lollipop lady.
04:24Come on!
04:24Oh, salt of the earth, man.
04:29Do you know that I once failed one of my driving tests
04:32because I didn't stop for a lollipop lady?
04:35Why doesn't that surprise me?
04:36Here we go!
04:37This would have been my favourite part of being on this programme.
04:44Yeah, the jamming in between.
04:49I hate things that rotate.
04:51Oh, apart from rotisserie chicken, that's nice.
04:54The UK Tea and Infusions Association...
05:00Why am I not a member of that?
05:01..recommends what process for making tea with a teabag in a mug?
05:07Oh, here we go.
05:08I know this.
05:08I know this.
05:09This is the most British question I've ever seen on any game show.
05:14Water, milk, bag in, bag out.
05:16No.
05:16No.
05:17Definitely not.
05:18Oh, watery milk.
05:19Yuck.
05:20Milk, bag in, water, bag out.
05:22Seriously?
05:23Absolutely not.
05:24No, you're a psychopath if you're doing that, I'm sorry.
05:26Milk in first?
05:28If I catch anyone doing milk, bag in, water, bag out,
05:30they'd get a slap around the chops.
05:32Bag in, water, milk, bag out.
05:35I had a friend called Don who used to put the milk in first.
05:39It's not right, is it?
05:40No, it's not right.
05:42Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:43This is an excellent question.
05:46Water, milk, bag in, bag out.
05:47Milk, bag in, water, bag out.
05:48Bag in, water, milk, bag out.
05:50Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:53That's me, that.
05:54Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:55Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:58No!
05:59That's how I do it.
06:00No, because...
06:01So I put the bag in, put the water in.
06:02You can't be confident with your bag coming out until you've put the milk in.
06:05No, but...
06:06If you put too much milk in, you're fucked.
06:08I do bag in, water, milk, bag out.
06:11Yes!
06:12No!
06:12No, it's bag in, water, bag out, milk.
06:16Oh, she goes the same as you, just sell it.
06:19Well, she's wrong and all.
06:20Leaving the bag in with the milk.
06:21Yeah.
06:22No.
06:23Wrong.
06:23You see, I do do that, but I don't think the association will say that.
06:27But I also squeeze the teabag, which you shouldn't do either.
06:29That's right.
06:30Why?
06:31Yeah, I do.
06:31Yeah, I do.
06:32Well, you do, because you give me the second dippings.
06:35I hate a teabag.
06:36I don't like a teabag.
06:37What do you do with it?
06:37It just hangs a boot, or I don't like them.
06:39So, maybe, bag in, water, bag out, milk?
06:44Yes.
06:44No, that's wrong.
06:46Absolutely fucking not.
06:47I'm telling you.
06:48No.
06:49I go for bag in, water, milk, bag out.
06:52Oh, no, no, no.
06:53I take the bag out before the milk.
06:55I'm bag in, water, bag out, milk.
06:58That's what I do.
06:58Oh, no.
06:59That's the way I would make a cup of tea, personally.
07:01Yeah?
07:02I don't make it like that, but I think that is what you're meant to do.
07:05That's what I do.
07:06Number four.
07:06Why are we still deliberating this?
07:07I know they've deliberated this loads, and I'm like, this is the most straightforward question
07:10I've ever seen.
07:11Matt, even my frigging tea's gone cold.
07:12Nat leaves his bag in.
07:15You've locked in bag in, water.
07:18Bag out, milk, milk.
07:19That's it.
07:19If you want the best cup of tea, that's the way to do it.
07:23If you want to do it wrong, Sally, crack on.
07:26I make my mum and dad a cup of tea every night, and they always say our abs makes the best cup of tea.
07:32They fail, sorry, for you.
07:33It's your parents.
07:35No, they don't.
07:36They're going to say that.
07:36They're going to back everything you do.
07:38Is this the right answer?
07:40No.
07:40It's got to be right, that.
07:42It has to be right.
07:43If this is right, you're wrong.
07:46Yes, it is.
07:47Yes!
07:48You're wrong.
07:50You're wrong.
07:51Woo-hoo!
07:52Well, seeing as I've been doing it wrong, you can make me a brew in a bit there.
07:55You need to go and practice how to do it the right way.
07:57I'll have a coffee.
07:58No.
07:58I don't like your cup of teas.
08:01Liar!
08:02Every time you drink my cup, you say, ooh, this is a lovely cup of tea.
08:05But I made this one, and for me, it's perfect.
08:07For me, it's too strong.
08:09Make it on next time, then.
08:10And it's for getting a sweetener.
08:11I didn't forget.
08:12I purposely didn't put it in.
08:16It leads.
08:17So, what are we getting from Chinese tonight?
08:20Hang on a minute.
08:22Me and Toby are getting a Chinese.
08:24You're not including the Chinese plans.
08:26How dare you one invite me to your Chinese?
08:29You were never invited.
08:31Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
08:33So you're going to send me home on my own to an empty house while you lot are stuffing your faces with Chinese?
08:38I don't think so.
08:39Do some lovely meals for one at that Chinese.
08:42You can piss off.
08:43I'm staying here.
08:44I was the one.
08:45I had the idea.
08:47And now you're saying that I can't even have a Chinese with you.
08:50Because you know Nat won't eat Chinese.
08:52Well, let me speak to Toby about it.
08:56Toby knows what's good for him.
08:58He'll do as what I tell him.
09:00On Tuesday night, the bakers were fighting to make it to the final on Channel 4.
09:07Look at all these, Jenny.
09:09Look at all them.
09:10Lee, you've never baked a cake in your life.
09:12Why have I got all these then?
09:13Look at that.
09:14Look.
09:15I have.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Two of them, a man.
09:17I was baking in my bra the other day when I made that pie because I didn't want my clothes to stink.
09:27You couldn't do that on Bake Off.
09:29So, for your technical challenge, Paul Hollywood would love you to make his take on the exquisite French framboisier.
09:36What?
09:37A framboisier?
09:39What's a framboisier?
09:40It's raspberries.
09:41Well, obviously, yes, but...
09:43Ooh, well, obviously, said Madam.
09:47Now, the judges are looking for a light Genoese sponge.
09:51You love a Genoese sponge.
09:52I love a Genoese sponge.
09:54You've never made a Genoese in your life, but you just love saying Genoese.
09:57Genoese.
09:58Imagine Paul whispering to your ear.
10:02Genoese.
10:03It'd be enough to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.
10:07Ooh, go now a cold shower, you mucky bitch.
10:10Filled with a pistachio creme musseline.
10:13Creme musseline.
10:15That sounds gorgeous.
10:17Everything seems to be a pistachio at the moment.
10:20Is that a nut?
10:21Yes, a green nut.
10:23Paul would also like you to make an exquisite sugar glass dome to house your dessert.
10:29Get out of here.
10:31Okay, now.
10:32God, how do you do that then?
10:34It's Bake Off.
10:35Not glassblowers.
10:36Paul, I know it's semi-final week.
10:41This is perfect French patisserie.
10:44Look at that.
10:45Is that what it's going to look like?
10:47I wonder where Paul bought that from.
10:50The issue is going to be the musseline.
10:52Could have told you that.
10:53What are you dictating?
10:55I think that dome's going to be a problem too.
10:58That looks impossible.
10:59That looks literally impossible.
11:01I've seen those videos where people put cling film over something.
11:04You pour it on and like the heat of the caramel forces the cling film up, I think.
11:07Oh, really?
11:09Oh, that sounds good.
11:10That's what I would have done as well.
11:12Yeah, not to brag, but I knew they would do that.
11:15Going to drizzle quite slowly.
11:18Away we go.
11:19Don't know how to do this.
11:20This is so tricky.
11:23You just have no idea.
11:24Oh, there's a dome, Lee.
11:25There's a dome.
11:26Oh, wow.
11:27Oh.
11:27Fantastic.
11:29Oh, my goodness me.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33That's like alchemy.
11:36Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:37Oh.
11:38Oh, it's hot.
11:40I think it's a bit too domey.
11:42Oh, that's looking lovely.
11:44Domey.
11:45Oh, domey.
11:46Susan.
11:48Can someone open my freezer?
11:49No, I'm not helping you.
11:51I want to sabotage you.
11:54Oh, no!
11:55He smashed it.
11:56Oh, he smashed it, the tit.
11:58What were we thinking?
11:59Why were we ramming it in the freezer?
12:02That were a beautiful dome.
12:03That's a typical man rushing at something, Mary, isn't it?
12:06Yeah.
12:07That's what it's...
12:08Oh.
12:09Oh, here we go.
12:12Oh, oh.
12:14They always rush.
12:15They're always going,
12:16Mook, mook, mook.
12:17It's awful.
12:19Oh, look.
12:21Bleeding mousseline.
12:22Oh, no.
12:23That's a bleeding mousseline.
12:25But I have a sort of one.
12:30Film's coming off.
12:31Toby's actually don't look half bad at all.
12:33Oh.
12:36Oh, it's not set.
12:38Look at this.
12:39Oh, no.
12:46Paul and Prue are looking for a perfectly set pistachio mousseline.
12:50Oh, no.
12:52Break it out.
12:54Oh, this is why I love this programme.
12:59No way.
13:00It just melts.
13:01I'm going to think, hurry up.
13:04Judge mine before it disappears.
13:08What is this?
13:10Are they even going to eat it?
13:11There is a sponge there.
13:13I think the mousseline's been the issue.
13:15I still think it looks tasty, you know.
13:17Can you put that all into a bowl?
13:19It's a trifle.
13:20Very good trifle.
13:21Very good trifle.
13:22It's a very nice trifle, but it's not what they asked for, Mary.
13:26Well, that is a very good point, though.
13:27Your mother made nice trifles.
13:29She's never...
13:30Giles.
13:31On our wedding day, Mary, there were three separate trifles.
13:35She didn't, in her whole life of 91 years, ever once make trifle.
13:40The wedding feast was a whole table of trifles, Mary, I'm sure.
13:46Well, if you persist with that, I'll have to take you to court for defamation.
13:56I do love how all my in-laws are southern, and they're all about 20 foot tall.
14:04I had a picture with them the other day, right, and I'm stood there, and me and Jimmy
14:08look like we're the same age compared to all of them.
14:12Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
14:15It is quite a nice picture.
14:18You look about three foot.
14:22Even the granddad, Charlie, is taller than you.
14:26Yeah, well, he's six foot four, this is what I'm saying.
14:28All her family are six foot four, and I'm with the kids.
14:32I'm in the kids' section.
14:33You are down the...
14:35If that were a football squad, you'd be on your knees.
14:40Lucky me.
14:44In the Cotswolds...
14:46Don't know, I've got a surprise.
14:47You know, I was trying to buy things for Halloween.
14:49Oh, my God, stop it.
14:50I've got this for Perkins for Halloween.
14:53He's going to look so sick.
14:55Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
14:58Put it on.
14:58Would you like to try your little Halloween outfit?
15:01Come on.
15:01Look.
15:02How do you like it, Perk?
15:04Oh, little baby spider.
15:08There you go.
15:08There you go.
15:10With your little Halloween-y outfit.
15:14He's got ten, twelve eggs.
15:16There he is.
15:17How do you like it, Perks?
15:19Are you enjoying that?
15:20I don't think you are, actually, at the moment.
15:23On Wednesday night, there was only one place to be on the BBC, as the Faithfuls continued
15:28to be kept in the dark.
15:31Is he any need?
15:32Really?
15:33No.
15:33I'm getting the ambience.
15:35What do you think?
15:37People don't think I've had a power coat.
15:38I haven't paid the electric.
15:40Not a single traitor has been caught.
15:42It's literally, like, laughable.
15:44How can they not see?
15:47It's Jonathan.
15:47They keep talking about him.
15:49Why are they not voting for him?
15:51Alan Carr's sat there sniggering at every round table, and no-one's even said his name.
15:56It is all going down in Traitor Town.
16:06Isn't that just normally called the Green Room?
16:09Today's plan is get round the Faithfuls, see where they're at.
16:14So far, all they've done is vote Faithfuls out.
16:16What is he talking about?
16:18And then get at least three others to vote in the same way and catch our first traitor.
16:26Jonathan Ross looks like a traitor.
16:28As it's gone on, he looks more and more treacherous.
16:31Yeah, but he defends himself very well, you know.
16:34That traitor is Jonathan, in my eyes.
16:36You've nailed it.
16:37Yes.
16:38Joe, all you need to do now is convince a few of the others.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Joe and Kat.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Will you come with me if I vote for Jonathan tonight?
16:46Now, Celia's always thought it was Jonathan.
16:48Yeah, but look who was there when she said that.
16:51Kat.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Oh!
16:53Kat's going to say.
16:54Let's make a pact, because the thing is, I think we don't talk about it too much,
16:59because I don't want the traitors to warn each other.
17:01What's Kat going to do?
17:02She can't get in a pact and vote off a fellow traitor.
17:04Nope.
17:05She's going to have to sacrifice Jonathan to save her own.
17:08Like a lamb.
17:09Shh, you're the bird.
17:10Do you think we're closer now to getting a traitor to bib in a traitor?
17:14Oh, look.
17:14Yeah, it's next to all of them.
17:16No.
17:16You know why?
17:17Why?
17:17Why would they?
17:18We haven't got any of them.
17:19But Kate is in a traitorous sandwich.
17:22How can she not realise?
17:23She's the filling.
17:24Here's a way of looking at it.
17:25Who have we been strong on that we've been either steered away from or persuaded away from?
17:28The only one I was strong on last night was Joe.
17:31Oh, now see, he's playing tit for tat.
17:34They're trying to get Kate to vote for Joe now.
17:37And I have...
17:37And I was steered away from him.
17:39Did you vote for Joe as well?
17:39I voted for Joe.
17:40Oh, Alan Clark is so adorable to me these days.
17:44I just want to kiss him.
17:46Do you want to marry him?
17:47No, no, no.
17:48He's not interested in women.
17:50Well, you might swing it.
17:52Always beware of someone who keeps pushing someone else forward strongly.
17:57Why are you doing that when you've got no proof?
18:00Alan, the brass neck.
18:02Yeah, unbelievable.
18:04Yes, Kate, wake up.
18:06She can't see Woodford Trees.
18:08She can't see Woodford Trees, honest to God.
18:14Round table.
18:15There's eight left and there's still three traitors.
18:18Yeah.
18:18Faithful.
18:20So far, the traitors have got away with murder.
18:23They have.
18:24The floor is yours.
18:26This is going to be carnage.
18:28Come on, go where you get the ceiling now.
18:30Jonathan, Jonathan.
18:32The thing is, it's make or break tonight.
18:35Seriously.
18:35Yeah, if you don't get one tonight, it's going to be shocking.
18:38I'd like to speak.
18:40Please.
18:40Oh, go on, Kat.
18:42I just wanted to just be honest in that.
18:45I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.
18:52Your double bluff.
18:53Oh, the double bluff.
18:54Love that.
18:56Now it's every man for themselves.
18:58That's right.
18:59Do you see what you're doing?
19:02Alan can't believe what you're watching.
19:04Alan's like, this is ridiculous.
19:06Whose side are you on?
19:07But I mean, if that's what your feeling is, I'm telling you, you're not going to be pleased
19:11with the end results.
19:12You're not going to be happy with the end results.
19:14There will be.
19:15Getting voted.
19:16Did you see Joe's face?
19:17And Joe was looking at him as if to say, it's you, mate.
19:20Players, the time for talk is over.
19:22Oh, here we are.
19:25Come on.
19:26Oh, what's going to happen?
19:29I can't call it, James.
19:30Nor can I.
19:31Joe, we'll start with you.
19:33Who do you believe is a traitor?
19:35Jonathan.
19:36Why are you even to ask Joe?
19:38Big dog.
19:39I can't shake my gut, mate.
19:42I've come with you.
19:43Right, so he's definitely gone for Jonathan.
19:47Definitely.
19:47Kat.
19:50Look at Alan.
19:51This is telling.
19:52What's she going to do?
19:53Is it traitor on traitor?
19:55My best for you, Jonathan.
19:58Betrayal.
19:59She's a traitor.
20:00Wow, what chutzpah.
20:01What a great piece of play.
20:05Look at his face.
20:07Jonathan can't believe it, can he?
20:09Fantastic.
20:10Go yourself, doll.
20:11I'm going for Jonathan.
20:13Oh, no.
20:15Yes, yes, yes.
20:17Finally.
20:18Nick, who do you believe is a traitor?
20:19If it's Jonathan, he's gone.
20:20Jonathan, I've reluctantly voted for you.
20:23Oh, that's four.
20:25Four for Jonathan now.
20:27Alan.
20:29Oh, what's he putting?
20:30Alan's going to go for Joe, surely.
20:32Oh, is Alan going to throw his mate under the bus?
20:35I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
20:36Oh, no.
20:39Bloody hell.
20:41Oh, you know who your friends are, don't you?
20:44And for the final vote, Kate.
20:47Kate Garroway's pork chicken teriyaki.
20:49She thought she was right in what she wanted for today.
20:52Yeah, she's not with it.
20:53Is she?
20:53Bless her.
20:55In for a penny, in for a pound.
20:56I've gone for you, Jonathan.
20:58Oh!
21:03Jonathan is gone-a-thon.
21:05No.
21:06Jonathan, you have received the most votes.
21:08Please come up here and join me.
21:10Oh, my God!
21:12The mask is coming off.
21:14Holy shit.
21:15Jonathan's already smirking.
21:17Go on, Jonathan.
21:18Tell them all the news.
21:19Tell them all.
21:19I've got no idea what everyone's doing wrong.
21:24I cannot believe you've done it again.
21:26He's winding him up.
21:27I cannot believe that-
21:29Look at Joe's like, what?
21:30No, Joe's thinking, no!
21:34I am now, and I have been all through the game completely faithful.
21:39What?
21:39No, why are you saying that?
21:41Please don't you-
21:43It's lying.
21:44It's just my man missing somebody, yeah.
21:49To the traitors!
21:53Yeah!
21:55Yeah!
21:57Yeah!
21:59Oh, I love Jonathan.
22:01But I think now, that will firm Joe Marler's position as a faithful.
22:08Oh, bloody hell.
22:09What has this been going on for?
22:11Did they start in the summer?
22:13Yeah, but you dubbed me in as well, so I don't know what you're saying.
22:17Jenny, because if we were sat around the table, you'd say it's Jenny.
22:20I wouldn't.
22:22You lying get.
22:24You look at me in my face and tell me you would do it.
22:27The second night, yeah.
22:28Yeah.
22:29Yeah.
22:38I'm sorry.
22:39Look at your dad's eyebrow.
22:41Jake, are you cutting off me?
22:42Every week, I sit here, and it frustrates me so much.
22:46Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
22:50It's part of me, isn't it?
22:51Leave it alone.
22:52Look, it's gone from here, so I've got to have it here.
22:54It's wet.
22:57Leave it, man.
22:58Wait, come here.
22:59Leave it now.
23:00It won't now, I promise.
23:01Yep.
23:01Listen, leave it.
23:02It doesn't hurt.
23:03Leave it alone.
23:04It's fine.
23:04Thank you very much.
23:06Leave it alone.
23:07You need tweezers for that, mate.
23:08Can't pull it.
23:09Ah, I got it!
23:12On Friday night, there were more tools, timber, and tiers on BBC One.
23:18Just put this all together, Jane.
23:20Ready for DIY SOS.
23:22I need DIY SOS to get me a downstairs toilet.
23:26No, because the people on DIY SOS really deserve it, don't they?
23:30You are not deserving of DIY SOS just for a downstairs loo.
23:35Would you ever, you know, offer your building trades up to DIY SOS?
23:46Yeah, why not?
23:49I've come to Eltham in South London.
23:51Elwood.
23:52Oh!
23:53Eltham in South London?
23:55Yeah, they want to give a sound with this.
23:57Where almost two years ago to the day, mum of five, Zoe, had a terrible accident at home and died.
24:04Oh, God.
24:06Oh, that is awful.
24:07Oh, that's deep.
24:09The children had to come to terms with the loss of their mother, and against all the odds, have rallied together to stay together.
24:15The trouble is, with all of them living in the house, there just isn't enough room.
24:19Just like in our house.
24:20Feels like I'm in HMP prison.
24:23Their rooms are probably bigger.
24:25Sadie, you ready?
24:27I'm coming.
24:28You've done your homework.
24:30Aw.
24:31Was that the big brother?
24:32He looks so young, it'd be having to be, like, the parent.
24:36She?
24:36Oh, is he cutting the cupboard?
24:38You want a coffee?
24:39I don't drink coffee anymore.
24:41It's one of those, like, houses, like how we were having, like, flipping, mummy having nine of us, you know what I mean?
24:46And, like, everyone's just flipping, packed in one room or that room or whatever, you know?
24:50I'm not up to the standard that my mum was doing.
24:53She was just a superwoman.
24:56Oh, bless you.
24:57She'd be so proud of you, lad.
24:59Happy birthday, dear mummy.
25:02Oh, my God, this is where it's staying at.
25:05Do it.
25:06Is that your wish?
25:07Yeah, so February 18th, 2023.
25:10Yay!
25:12I'd had a few phone calls with my mum.
25:15All of a sudden, the phone cut out.
25:17Wow.
25:17And then, probably about 15 minutes later, Shea called me and just literally was like, Mum's dead.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:27Just like that, life's changed.
25:29She fell down the stairs and she broke her neck.
25:31Oh, wow.
25:34Determined to keep the family together, Summer and Samuel became the legal guardians for 17-year-old Shea, 11-year-old Sadie, and 7-year-old Seth, who's blind, autistic and has chronic kidney disease.
25:47Oh, the only young as well.
25:49Oh, that's a big responsibility.
25:51So, Samuel does everything during the week, all of the housework stuff, just keeping everything together.
25:59That's what family's about, isn't it?
26:01Yeah, pulling together.
26:02That's what family's about.
26:03I'd love for him to just go, right, get on Rightmove and pick whichever house you want. We'll pay for it.
26:11It does kind of semi-defeat the point of DIY SOS, though.
26:14It wasn't long before Nick discovered just how cramped the family home was.
26:19The loft?
26:20Yeah, that's Samuel's room.
26:21Oh, Samuel's in the loft?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:23Oh!
26:24So, Sam's in the loft.
26:26She's in the cupboard.
26:27Wow.
26:29Do you know, they definitely deserve this makeover for sure.
26:34Just as well, I don't live in a place like this, I can barely get through the hole.
26:37Typical boy's room.
26:38Just picking his undies up off the floor as Nick Knowles is going up the ladder.
26:42But you're actually living in a space that you shouldn't really be living in.
26:45Right, Nick, you need to work some magic and more here because we need to get Samuel out of that room.
26:51Garden.
26:51How big is it?
26:52It's actually a very long garden.
26:54And at the end, there was a really dilapidated garage, but it all had a load of asbestos in.
26:59So we had to have that cleared out.
27:00What's that sounding like, darling?
27:02Oh, a little bit of an outbuilding.
27:04Oh, yeah.
27:04I mean, that's a good idea, isn't it?
27:06Put one in the garden.
27:07Right on schedule, the four and a half ton garden pod has also arrived.
27:13A pod?
27:14Are they going to have like a little separate annex?
27:17That'd be good for summer, wouldn't it?
27:18Look at the reach on that crane.
27:22Look at the crane.
27:23Look at that.
27:24Why are we excited about a crane?
27:26Because you don't see that every day.
27:29I know, I know.
27:30But do you see that?
27:31Another three or four inches, so it makes all the difference.
27:33He said that before.
27:37Boom!
27:38Perfect.
27:38Oh, that's it.
27:39It's staying there.
27:40Yay!
27:41Well done.
27:42Look at that.
27:43Well done, boys.
27:46I think you're going to see it.
27:47Oh, hands over there.
27:48Oh, you make all the big reveals.
27:50I love this part of it.
27:51Oh, this is going to be emotional.
27:53I hope it's beautiful for them because they deserve it.
27:57I'm going to cry again now.
28:00But everything has changed.
28:02Oh, wait till we see that, mate.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:04This house is now a proper, functional family home.
28:09Wow.
28:10Look at that.
28:11It's like the Tardis.
28:12Wow.
28:13I'm so happy for them.
28:18Oh, look at Samuel's bedroom.
28:21This is mad.
28:24Sounds buzzing.
28:25Look.
28:25He was living in the loft, wasn't he?
28:27Yeah.
28:28This is the best.
28:29This is the happiest I've ever been.
28:30Oh.
28:31Oh, that's so sweet.
28:33It's the happiest I've ever been.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:37This is sick.
28:39Yes, eh?
28:41Look at size of that.
28:42He had that tiny cupboard before.
28:44This is so you, bro.
28:46This is so cool.
28:47Sick.
28:48It is quality, isn't it?
28:50They have done a mega job.
28:52I don't quite have the words to convey the gratitude that I have for every single person here.
28:58But what I can say is that we will give our thanks by thriving off of the opportunity that you all have bestowed upon us.
29:08What a family.
29:09The love that runs through that house that the mum provided is still there.
29:14So from the bottom of my heart, genuinely, thank you for changing our lives.
29:19APPLAUSE
29:20They're so nice and so humble.
29:23Yeah.
29:24You deserve it, Samuel.
29:25Aww.
29:25You're all due.
29:29That was the best thing I've ever watched.
29:31Do you know what?
29:31We might see those kids in the high street.
29:34Yeah.
29:35Mightn't we?
29:36Well, you might.
29:37And if we do, I'm going to talk to them and say, do you know what?
29:40I think you're all a frickin' lovely family.
29:43Oh.
29:44And well done.
29:45And your mum did a good job bringing you up.
29:52Sorry.
29:52I had a nightmare this week, Simon.
29:54What happened?
29:55Went to bed.
29:56Nine o'clock-ish.
29:57Went to sleep.
29:58Simon and his sister Jane.
30:00Heard my alarm.
30:02I woke up.
30:03I jumped out of bed.
30:04I was like, oh my God, I'm so tired.
30:07Oh my God, this feels ridiculous.
30:10Surely this can't be right.
30:11I came down, put the kettle on.
30:13I thought, that's weird.
30:15My neighbour's up.
30:16She's never up at five past six.
30:18I came in here, five past twelve.
30:21At night?
30:22Yes.
30:23I'd been asleep three hours.
30:25I was like, what the bloody hell?
30:28On Friday, BBC News had something for the weekend.
30:32Chris, what are you doing?
30:35Put the news on, Dad.
30:37Huh?
30:38What was you looking then?
30:41A tomato.
30:43Christ, have you got some weird habits?
30:46If you lick it, the salt will stick to it.
30:48Oh, is it?
30:49Oh, I couldn't eat it like that.
30:51Oh, lovely mug.
30:52Christ, a tomato.
30:53Now, in case you've forgotten, the clocks go back this weekend.
30:56So we lose an hour.
30:58We gain an hour, Jane.
31:00It's beautiful.
31:00Offering an opportunity for an extra hour in bed.
31:04Oh, an extra hour in bed.
31:06Extra hour in bed, you know.
31:08How can you have an extra hour in bed?
31:10You get up whenever you want anyway.
31:12Right, like, you haven't got kids.
31:13So you're a lazy bastard, you know.
31:15The people who it impacts the most are the people who've got kids.
31:19You know, I feel sorry for Paige.
31:21Awful it is.
31:24But daylight saving time doesn't work for everyone.
31:28Do you actually know why they do the clocks going forwards and backwards?
31:31Something to do with the farmers, isn't it?
31:33That's right.
31:34For some, changing the clocks twice a year disrupts sleep patterns,
31:37potentially contributing to health problems.
31:40Ooh, there we are.
31:42I never knew that.
31:43What, by an hour, Howard?
31:44What's the real time?
31:46I don't know.
31:48Is it dinner time?
31:51It's the weekend to change the clocks.
31:53An extra hour in bed.
31:55Oh, God.
31:57What?
31:57The microwave and the oven.
31:59You've never even had it close to the real time.
32:01I wouldn't worry about changing an hour.
32:03My oven is.
32:03My oven's close to the real time.
32:05I rely on...
32:06Well, I do look at the oven,
32:07I do look at the kitchen clock,
32:08and then I look at my echo.
32:10Then I know the correct time.
32:12But also, for some, a disruption to sleep patterns,
32:16a topic that's of increasing concern.
32:19No, it isn't.
32:20Talk about a monger creation scheme.
32:23This will be the next thing that reform dive on.
32:25The UK did abolish the clock change in the 60s.
32:30Did they?
32:31Don't you remember that?
32:32No.
32:32You must have been in your 20s.
32:33You must have been in bed.
32:35But the effects, such as going to school in the dark in the North,
32:39led to us reverting back in the 70s.
32:42Course it'd be the North.
32:43Course it'd be the North.
32:4350 years on, it's sleep health experts leading the campaign against it.
32:49Sleep experts?
32:50That's a made-up job.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Well, then maybe, because it's been 50 years since we scrapped it,
32:56we should give it another go and see how it goes.
32:58No!
32:59I like that extra hour in bed.
33:01I don't want it scrappy.
33:02I'm always proud when I wake up and it's wake up to money,
33:05because that means I'm up way before 7 o'clock.
33:08Wake up to money?
33:09Yeah.
33:10A radio show.
33:11Oh.
33:13And that means I'm up proper.
33:17Why on earth would you listen to it?
33:19Wake up to money?
33:20Is this telling you how to manage your money every day?
33:22We're talking about finances and the financial world and stuff.
33:25Extra hours.
33:27Bloody hell!
33:28Do you not wake up casually with a bit of wham and...
33:31It's not for everyone.
33:33Clearly!
33:34I mean, radio force trains a business before 7.
33:36It's good stuff, Jane.
33:37Oh, I get a big of the bell if you're, you know,
33:40up before 7 on the school run.
33:43Bloody hell.
33:44Wake up to money.
33:46Do you change that when you have girlfriends over for the night?
33:49Yeah.
33:50Wake up, darling.
33:51Yeah.
33:55In home...
34:01Hey, don't forget to put your clock back to night.
34:03Tomorrow.
34:04No, it's tomorrow.
34:04Tomorrow!
34:05Saturday, put your clocks back an hour.
34:08Tomorrow.
34:08Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
34:11Years ago, because I used to think,
34:12when we was in nightclubs, it was open.
34:14Yeah.
34:14And I used to go,
34:16ooh, so what happens then at 2 o'clock?
34:17Do they go back to 1 o'clock?
34:19So we've got an extra hour, so we leave at 3.
34:21Yeah.
34:21Really, but you're leaving at 2, really,
34:23because you put the hour back, 4 back.
34:25So then, instead of leaving at 2,
34:27you're going at 1,
34:28but you're having more time in the bar
34:29because you're having an extra hour.
34:31So you're not really leaving at 3,
34:32you're leaving at 2.
34:34Do you know what I mean?
34:34Yeah, I'd have gone by 12.
34:36I didn't get any of that.
34:39This week, another load of lovebirds
34:42were on the last leg of their dating journey on Netflix.
34:45We're quite a bit on in Love is Blind now.
34:47We're at the weddings.
34:49Yes.
34:50The amount of love...
34:51Did I mention I'm engaged?
34:54Now that we're going to be watching the weddings,
34:57you're going to get all the inspo for your wedding?
34:59Probably not.
35:00I'm a picky bitch.
35:02Well, I've got to remind Nat of the 10-year deadline.
35:06You do?
35:06What will you do if I get engaged
35:08before your 10-year deadline?
35:10Oh, I wouldn't be bothered.
35:11I'd be happy for you.
35:13Me?
35:17In the programme,
35:18we caught up with couple Calibra and Edmund,
35:21who were getting ready to tie the knot.
35:25Hey, OK, it's the pad.
35:27Yes, my man.
35:28Look at Nat.
35:31He's smiling.
35:32He's looking happy.
35:33I made it.
35:34I've never had a love like this.
35:36It's everything I prayed for.
35:38Everything he's prayed for.
35:41Bless him.
35:42He seems smitten with her, doesn't he?
35:43I hope it works out for you, Edmund.
35:46How long have they known each other?
35:47Five minutes?
35:48Five minutes.
35:48Yeah.
35:49When I look at Edmund,
35:50I see a loving man.
35:51I see a trying man.
35:54I see a healing man.
35:55She's saying all the right things.
35:57She's making all the right noises.
35:59They're both so emotional towards each other.
36:01But this is a good sign.
36:03Very good sign.
36:04That's how it's supposed to be.
36:05I am minutes away from my wedding.
36:10He is keen.
36:11So he's obviously going to be chomping at the bit to say yes.
36:14Yes.
36:15I can imagine.
36:15I'm feeling so good.
36:18Woo!
36:21He's living in old Edmund, eh?
36:23It's very good noise.
36:24You can do that, Natty.
36:25You can do it.
36:26You can do it.
36:27Whoa!
36:28You do it.
36:28Whoa!
36:29You're doing it, Natty.
36:30Yeah.
36:30You do it very well.
36:32You do it.
36:33No, I've got a frog in my throat.
36:35Whoa!
36:43Oh!
36:43He's so happy!
36:46I think there's going to be a match made in heaven.
36:48He looks at her like he really loves her.
36:50Can I get her?
36:52It's so beautiful.
36:53This is going to be the best day of their lives, isn't it?
36:58It's going to be.
36:58Well, let's hope it is.
36:59I love you so much.
37:01Yeah.
37:02I wish you'd be a bit more clear about how he felt, don't you?
37:07Everything we talked about, like our future, the kids,
37:11I'm really ready for it all.
37:13Hold me accountable.
37:14It's quite turbo, this, isn't it?
37:16She's like, whoa.
37:17She's having to have a deep breath here.
37:19Yeah.
37:19I am so happy that it's you that I've been in love with.
37:22You've shaped me.
37:24You've helped me grow.
37:25Oh, that's good.
37:26They're both on the same page.
37:28Thank God for that.
37:30I love the hell out of you.
37:31I love the hell out of you.
37:32I love the hell out of you.
37:32All right, we get the gist.
37:33Oh, this is getting tiresome.
37:35OK, after saying you love the hell out of someone,
37:37there is no way this will go south, in my opinion.
37:40Will you get married and commit to face life together as husband and wife?
37:46Right, here we go.
37:47This is it.
37:48I do.
37:49He said, I do.
37:50Well, of course, you kind of saw it coming.
37:55Calabria.
37:56Oh, the music.
37:59The music change.
37:59Why did the music change?
38:02What was that tolling of a bell noise?
38:04What does that mean?
38:05Do you take Edmund to be your lawfully wedded husband,
38:09to have him to hold from this day forward,
38:11to love, honour, and cherish in sickness and health?
38:17Nah.
38:17Calabria.
38:18Take it with me.
38:18Eye contact now.
38:19Oh, no.
38:20She's looking doubtful.
38:21She's looking doubtful.
38:22She's looking doubtful.
38:23Not down, Calabria.
38:24For as long as you both shall live.
38:31It's just not giving the right vibe at the moment.
38:33It's giving you more anxiety.
38:33She's eating it.
38:34What's going on?
38:36Why am I feeling weird, Jane?
38:37Why am I asking what's going on?
38:39Why am I feeling weird?
38:43Oh, shit.
38:46Oh.
38:46Say yes, you silly woman.
38:51Oh, I'm a...
38:53Ooh, I'm sorry.
38:59I actually felt that.
39:01I felt that forever now.
39:03Oh, my God.
39:04Fuck.
39:05I'm so sorry.
39:10Oh, mate, Edmund, man.
39:12My heart's breaking for him.
39:13What sort of a television programme is this, Jane?
39:17This is horrible.
39:18This is like a puppy getting kicked.
39:20Come on, she's going.
39:22Oh, my God.
39:23Oh, friggin' hell.
39:25It's like a stake through his heart.
39:27Well, aye, she waltzed him up the garden path, didn't she?
39:31Oh.
39:31And now she's let him down like a sack of shit.
39:34What the fuck?
39:36Oh, don't laugh, Lee.
39:38Oh, don't, please.
39:39You are a bad bastard, you...
39:43In Blackpool.
39:47That candle in there has fucking made my head go a bit away.
39:51Home bargains, fellas.
39:53Cheap sheesh.
39:55No.
39:56It was 12 quid.
39:57Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
39:59Who spends £12 on a candle?
40:02That's a nice one.
40:03I don't get...
40:04There's nothing like that I would spend £12 on.
40:08There's pomegranate noire.
40:09I couldn't give a fuck.
40:11Pomegranate niçois.
40:12Yeah, well...
40:13Tuna salad.
40:14Yeah, well...
40:16It's not the one upstairs in the bathroom.
40:20On Sunday night,
40:22Vicky McClure was fiddling about with explosives again on ITV.
40:26Oh, trigger point.
40:28Oh, I love that.
40:29Gets the heart going.
40:30Oh, it does.
40:31Oh, Izzy, come on, give us a Vicky McClure.
40:33Here, I've got you a Vicky McClure.
40:35See, does it trigger point?
40:37I'm actually excited that this is by glass.
40:39And we watched it, it was going off.
40:41It was nail-baiting, innit?
40:42Yeah.
40:42It was going off.
40:46In the episode,
40:47we saw Vicky and her bomb squad getting another call out.
40:51What have we got?
40:52Call came in half an hour ago.
40:54Witness saw the vehicle park,
40:55driver get out, face covered.
40:57Is that a taxi?
40:58Yeah.
40:58Bit of a random place
41:00to put a device in the black cab.
41:03What's the latest on inside the vehicle?
41:05We've gone as far as we can with the drone.
41:07We can't see anyone, sir.
41:08Right, so there's no one in the vehicle.
41:09Mm-hmm.
41:10God, drone's doing half-cumming handy, don't they?
41:14Call positions.
41:17What's she saying?
41:18What is it?
41:18She's sensing something.
41:20Shush.
41:20Someone's in there.
41:25Someone is in there.
41:28Oh!
41:29Oh, frigging hell, he frightened me to death.
41:32Help!
41:34Help!
41:34What are you doing in there, you silly old git?
41:37He's a hostage, Mary.
41:38Maybe.
41:39Confess to what?
41:46Confess or die.
41:47Is he done something?
41:48He must have done.
41:52This is just the beginning, Steve.
41:54Wow.
41:55And it's already got me gripped.
42:02She's got a full bomb gear on there.
42:04Oh, look at her.
42:05Oh, look at her.
42:06She can hardly walk.
42:11Wow, man.
42:12She doesn't give a shit, does she?
42:14I'm sorry, but it always seems like she's on a mission to end herself.
42:17Yeah.
42:17Don't be a hero, Vicky.
42:19Why not?
42:21That's her job.
42:22Oh, okay.
42:23That's a good drill.
42:28What did you mumble, Dad?
42:30Did you say, that's a good drill?
42:31Yeah.
42:36Oh, be careful, please.
42:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
42:40I can't die here.
42:42Please.
42:43You're not going to die?
42:44I mean, you might die.
42:45I wouldn't promise him that yet.
42:46He's in there with a bomb.
42:47Okay, what's your name?
42:49I'm Ned.
42:50Quick question, Ned.
42:51How have you ended up here, then?
42:53Yeah.
42:54Have you ended up in a cab in the middle of a field with a bomb inside it?
43:01Oh.
43:02The clock's going up.
43:04Why is it going up?
43:05Ned, please, if you can just stay as still as you can for me so I can work, okay?
43:09Yeah.
43:10Stay right in that cab until I give you the go-head.
43:13Okay.
43:13You're sitting on a very sensitive set of scales.
43:16Oh, shit.
43:17It's based on weight.
43:18You're joking.
43:19So if he leaves, he's dead.
43:20Have you got any family, Ned?
43:23I don't know.
43:25No, no.
43:25Is that the bomb in there?
43:26Oh, my God.
43:27Look at the size of that bastard.
43:28That looks very sophisticated, doesn't it?
43:31It does.
43:35Oh, my God.
43:36Oh, my God, what?
43:36When a bomb disposal expert goes, oh, my God.
43:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:40And there's something going that high on a graph.
43:42That's a little bit worrying.
43:43France Command, Expo 1.
43:45Go ahead, expert.
43:46We have a grey flag.
43:48A grey flag?
43:49Well, I wonder what that is.
43:50There is a chemical weapon in the cab.
43:52Oh!
43:53Oh, my days.
43:55Oh, I'm frightened to death of chemical weapons, Ellie.
43:57I don't want Novotok in.
43:58No, I'm going to level with you, Ned, okay?
44:00Part of the device is designed to release gas into the cab.
44:03Oh, Lord.
44:04It just gets worse, doesn't it?
44:06That is a brutal death.
44:08Oh, my God.
44:09He said he'd blow it up at midday.
44:11If I don't...
44:13If you don't what?
44:14Confess.
44:14The clock.
44:18Oh!
44:20Shit.
44:21She's got less than four minutes.
44:23Right, the weight can go up, but can't go below.
44:27Make it heavier.
44:29I need to increase the weight.
44:30Do you know how much you weigh?
44:31Oh, er, 12, 12 and a half stone.
44:34Is that the confession?
44:36LAUGHTER
44:36Oh, that was Andy, Ben.
44:44Yeah, wasn't it?
44:45Yeah.
44:46Now, if she'd have asked me if I was in that taxi,
44:47how much do you weigh, I'd have shaved off a cup of stone.
44:50There's not enough breeze blocks in that park to help me.
44:52LAUGHTER
44:53LAUGHTER
44:54LAUGHTER
44:54Oh!
45:00Oh, Lord!
45:01Oh, my God.
45:02Got 30 seconds.
45:04Get out the cab.
45:05I can't.
45:05Just get out of the cab, you dick.
45:08It won't trigger the device getting out of the cab,
45:10but I can't stop the timer.
45:11Go, no, you're...
45:12Just go!
45:13Quick...
45:13Oh, yes.
45:14Silly man.
45:15Now, get out!
45:17Run!
45:1857!
45:19Go back, go back!
45:2158!
45:22Uh-oh, uh-oh!
45:23Right, addy up, you haven't got a long list.
45:29Jesus, here we go.
45:30Here we go.
45:30He's gonna blow!
45:32HE SIGHS
45:32HE SIGHS
45:33What?
45:37Oh, well, that's a load of shit.
45:40Is that fucking it?
45:42A bit boring, really.
45:43I like a band.
45:44Yeah.
45:45Gas!
45:46Gas!
45:48Get up!
45:49No!
45:50No!
45:50Vicky absolutely smashed that, didn't she?
45:54If I'm ever in a situation, I want Vicky McClure.
45:57You see, if I was the guy in the taxi, you know, cool as a cucumber.
46:01I would be asking loads of questions to Vicky.
46:04Yeah.
46:04How long have you been in the bomb disposal, Game Wolf?
46:08What time are you on sale?
46:11You've been busy?
46:13What time are you on sale?
46:15In the back of a taxi?
46:18Standard back of the taxi chat.
46:26Well, it's the final of Bake Off next week,
46:29but there is still time to catch up with any of the new series you've missed.
46:32It's streaming now.
46:33And join Tom Daly as he swaps the diving board for the yarn barn
46:37to find Britain's best knitter.
46:39The game of wool begins Sunday at 8 here on Channel 4.
46:43Stay with us for The Last Leg, live next.
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