Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 05
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00:00See how good I am?
00:01Yeah, yeah.
00:01And it is cheese sandwich.
00:03Oh, thank you very much.
00:04Look at that.
00:05Oh, lovely.
00:05That you come for tea from the victor.
00:07Has it got cucumber on?
00:08No, it's cheese.
00:09That's cheese.
00:11Cheese.
00:11Cheese?
00:12Where is the cheese?
00:13Well, it's spread.
00:15Oh, put it on.
00:16Me?
00:17Oh, took it off.
00:18There's none on.
00:24Yes.
00:25Oh, happy days.
00:27Oh, Daniella, I like this.
00:28He's gone and done and did it.
00:29I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:31Oh, no.
00:32No.
00:32Cryptic that in a convoluted bag.
00:34Oh, no, no.
00:37What a waste of a muffin.
00:38Oh, no.
00:40What's that?
00:42Unacceptable.
00:43Yeah.
00:44What the hell?
00:47Is that it?
00:47There's not much evidence of man boob, is there, Mary?
00:50Oh, I hate Swiss roll.
00:51Oh, no.
00:52Oh, no.
00:54Oh, he's a badger.
00:55He is, he's a badger.
00:57Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
00:59It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:01Was that good for you as it was for me?
01:05In the week Greg's opened a pub in Newcastle,
01:08we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11The government's latest plans were keeping us in check on ITV.
01:15The digital ID cards could look a bit like this, according to Labour Together, a think tank which is close to the Prime Minister.
01:22That is actually wrong, because he's showing his teeth there.
01:25You have to be like that.
01:26Like a train's coming at you.
01:29Yeah.
01:31I wouldn't be doing that if a train were coming at me.
01:33The youth of Yorkshire were getting pre-exam pep talks on Channel 4.
01:42We, as your maths teachers, are immensely proud of you.
01:46Isn't it crazy that we only ever heard that phrase, I'm so proud of you, from our teachers?
01:51I know.
01:51Like, how mad is that?
01:53Our own parents never said that before.
01:55And bear in mind, I bought awards home before.
01:58I bought debate club awards, Jack Petchie award, the Duke of Edinburgh award.
02:03How many more awards do I have to bring?
02:05I was a try-hard.
02:06You really tried.
02:07I was waiting for that affirmation from my parents.
02:10It never came.
02:11It never came.
02:12It never delivered.
02:13And it was baffling business as usual on BBC Two.
02:17Two and a half minutes to solve it, starting now.
02:24I do daily puzzles with Hugh.
02:27He's obsessed with jigsaws.
02:30Obsessed.
02:30And he is such a clever little boy, you know.
02:33He is.
02:34He's actually so, like, he does a jigsaw without looking at the picture.
02:37Sometimes if me and him are doing a jigsaw together, and I'll put something somewhere,
02:42he's like, no anti-abs.
02:43This goes here, and he knows more farm animals than me.
02:56In Manchester...
02:58Did you let Erwin know your news?
03:01Alison, her husband, George, and her daughter, Helena.
03:05Your gender reveal.
03:07Oh, I'm not doing gender reveal.
03:08Have I told him he's having a sister?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11And how did it go?
03:12Well, that's what he wanted.
03:14That's what he'd planned.
03:15That's what he'd ordered.
03:16He'd ordered that.
03:17So it didn't...
03:18It wasn't two shots.
03:19Was it not?
03:20Because he thought he'd put the order in months ago.
03:22But he has told everybody that it's going to be called Ruby Gemstone.
03:29It was Glitterballs at Go-Go on BBC One, as we shimmied into Saturday night with this.
03:35Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
03:40Oh, hello.
03:41Hello, hello, hello.
03:42Here we go, Stuart.
03:44A bit of stick meat.
03:45Hey, you're going, you're going to your log, aren't you, love?
03:48There's your sample.
03:49Oh, thank you.
03:51Come on, dance.
03:52Hang on.
03:53Dance.
03:54I've got it.
04:00Nice shirt from Gladiators.
04:01Christ, he's massive, isn't he?
04:03All right, oh, Jesus.
04:07Danny and Dyer?
04:08No, not Danny and Dyer.
04:10It's when they put the name and the surname.
04:13It's not Danny and Dyer, it's Danny Dyer.
04:15Who's Danny Dyer, then?
04:21Oh, la vox.
04:22Oh, la vox.
04:24Oh.
04:24La vox.
04:25La vox.
04:26How do you pronounce it?
04:31Arriba.
04:31It's the only glitter ball I want to be under on a Saturday,
04:35I'll tell you that.
04:39Dancing the cha-cha.
04:40Oh, here he is.
04:42Harry Aikens' eating and Karen Howard.
04:45Look at those arms.
04:47Oh, I bet they could crush a chestnut.
04:50What?
04:51It looks like he's done under a press-ups before he's come out.
04:54Oh, absolutely.
04:55He'll have had one of those bands in the back.
05:01Whoa.
05:02Oh.
05:06Oh.
05:07Shit.
05:10Ah, bullshit.
05:11Come on, George.
05:13Get in the groove, love.
05:15No, not doing it.
05:16No, it's not the same.
05:21Ow!
05:22Bullshit.
05:22Oh.
05:23Do you like this music?
05:24No, not particularly.
05:25Oh, he's doing well.
05:30He's keeping up with Karen.
05:32Mmm.
05:32I mean, obviously, he doesn't move quite so well as her, but the timing's great.
05:37The hip's a little bit wooden for me, but...
05:43Yeah, but when you've got an arse, that thing, it is quite difficult.
05:47To shake it.
05:49That is pure muscle, so...
05:51Come on, girls, let's go!
05:53Oh, my God, he is so good-looking.
06:02He's nitro-single?
06:03I don't know.
06:05It's like he's got two filet mignons on his arm.
06:08LAUGHTER
06:08LAUGHTER
06:09Ooh.
06:12Ooh, baby, baby.
06:14Ooh.
06:15Baby, baby, baby!
06:18LAUGHTER
06:18You can see...
06:20Ooh, baby...
06:21Ridiculous.
06:23Ooh, baby, baby.
06:24Ooh, baby, baby.
06:26Ooh, baby, baby.
06:26Ooh, baby, baby.
06:27Ooh!
06:28That were a stiff shimmy, that.
06:30You need to give it a shot.
06:32Ooh.
06:32Ooh.
06:33We'll push it real good.
06:34We'll push it real good.
06:36No!
06:38Yes, look at that.
06:40Oh, piece of piss.
06:42Anybody can do that.
06:44Watch this.
06:44Oh, God, here we go.
06:46You ready for this?
06:47We'll push it real good.
06:49Ooh!
06:49LAUGHTER
06:50Oh, my God.
06:55Oh, my goodness.
06:57Amazing.
06:58Oh, I'd love to be that flaw right now.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:01Christ, I'd be like that.
07:03I know.
07:04Can you get me on?
07:06Can I get on you with back?
07:07You're having a laugh.
07:08You're under a chiropractor.
07:10LAUGHTER
07:10LAUGHTER
07:11Get up, bitch!
07:13Oh, oh.
07:14You are some of this.
07:17Oh, lettuce!
07:18Oh, lettuce!
07:19Oh, lettuce!
07:22It looks like he's defying gravity there, jumping up.
07:24Get up, bitch!
07:27That was amazing.
07:28And there was a woman dancing with him as well.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:30LAUGHTER
07:31I'm having a little fail there.
07:35You would, though, wouldn't you?
07:36If that were me...
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37I'll be like, catch your breath!
07:40Catch your breath, go on.
07:42He's made my night.
07:44Maybe we'll get some cool water or something.
07:46You'll have to get some ink.
07:48Huh?
07:48Yeah, I'm on fire.
07:51LAUGHTER
07:51You know...
07:56Hey, Jenny, I was going through my house insurance, you know.
07:59Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
08:01You should have a look at it and all you know.
08:03Why?
08:04At yours, because I was going through small print.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Do you know, if my duvet got nicked overnight,
08:11I wouldn't be covered.
08:13Well, it'd come in with your contents, wouldn't it?
08:16Amazing.
08:18Yeah, but it'd come with your contents.
08:19If my duvet got nicked during the night,
08:22I wouldn't be covered.
08:24It's a water bottle.
08:25Oh, sugar.
08:27On Sunday night, there were more lessons to be learned
08:30at our favourite school up north on Channel 4.
08:34Everyone's had a favourite teacher.
08:36I remember mine as being Mr Baker, PE teacher.
08:38It used to get me out of all the detentions.
08:41We had a teacher called...
08:43Was it Mrs Coxworth?
08:45Yes.
08:46She was very attractive, but, I mean,
08:48they were very immature about her name, weren't they?
08:50She was Miss Ward, and then she became Mrs Coxworth.
08:54We're the next.
08:56Welcome to the world of education!
08:59When I was in private school, my teacher was my best friend, you know.
09:02When I was at school,
09:04if you do rubbish on your GCSEs,
09:07you'll go nowhere, da-da-da.
09:10And do you know what?
09:10They were absolutely right.
09:13It's November at Thornhill.
09:15In just over a week,
09:17the Year 11 students will start their mock GCSEs.
09:21GCSEs show, remember those?
09:22That brings back nightmares.
09:24Oh, I hated GCSEs.
09:26They were the worst.
09:27Did you actually revise for yours?
09:29The only one I revised for was science,
09:31and that was the only one I failed,
09:33so it just goes to show you shouldn't revise.
09:35Have you ever used a Bunsen burner?
09:36No.
09:37No.
09:37Exactly.
09:38Thornhill's most dedicated students
09:40are being treated to a special breakfast.
09:43Oh, so all the goody-two-shoes get a nice breakfast, I see.
09:46One student on the invite list is Falak,
09:49a school prefect.
09:50Well, I was never one of them.
09:53No, me too.
09:54I never wanted to be one of them, though.
09:55I didn't.
09:56They were boring.
09:57No, that's a really good one.
09:58You used to have to wear a badge.
10:00At the moment, I've picked my A-levels
10:01to be biology, chemistry and psychology.
10:03Gosh.
10:04She's clever, isn't she?
10:06Yes, Falak!
10:07You and Daniela would get on like a house on fire, Falak, honestly.
10:10Carl John and Sigmund Freud and their man there.
10:13In my room, I'm, like, locked away.
10:14They call it my man cave.
10:16I'm in my little cave every day.
10:18Then, like, at least two hours a day of revision.
10:21That's dedication, that is.
10:22That is, that is.
10:24Well, don't push yourself too hard, you know?
10:26You don't want to be putting too much pressure on yourself.
10:28With just one week to go,
10:30Year 11s are having their last lessons
10:32before they sit their mocks.
10:33Oh, boy, it was a scary time, man.
10:37Recently, I've had a few anxiety attacks.
10:39Oh, no!
10:41You see, she's a good student, but she's worrying.
10:43Aw!
10:44That's really common with kids in Year 11 coming up to the GCSEs.
10:48I lose my eyesight.
10:49I don't breathe much, so my eyes start to water
10:52and I panic even more, the fact that I can't see.
10:56Oh, poor girl!
10:58Terrifying, isn't it?
10:58Mm-hm.
10:59I mean, she's feeling the pressure.
11:03Oh, God, jump scare.
11:06Sports all done out as the exam room.
11:08That is anxiety in a room.
11:09It's a safe for sore eyes.
11:11It's the start of the Year 11 mocks.
11:13Oh, God, look at her.
11:14She looks absolutely petrified.
11:17And the students are about to tackle their first maths paper.
11:20Maths, oh, my God.
11:22I failed maths twice.
11:24I got a bit nervous, even though I knew I was going to do shit,
11:26but I still was nervous.
11:29I've just been asked if you can get down to the hall.
11:31Oh, no, what's happened here?
11:33Falak.
11:33Partway through her exam, Falak is struggling to breathe.
11:37Oh, she's having a panic attack, sweet girl.
11:40Come on, kiddo.
11:43Oh, Falak.
11:44All right, let's do some, uh, nice and fresh.
11:48Right, breathe in, breathe out.
11:49Big, deep breaths.
11:52Oh, Mr Burton's good mind.
11:54Mr Burton is phenomenal.
11:57Students can put so much pressure on themselves,
11:59and that can lead them to not performing, ironically,
12:02the way that they would like to.
12:04And it's our job to make sure that we help them through that.
12:06Do you know what?
12:07It's not fair putting kids under this kind of stress.
12:10The children.
12:10Why, why do we do this to children?
12:14It's Tuesday.
12:16And the mock results are in.
12:18Oh, this is the scary part.
12:21The results.
12:22And this is when the, this is when the teachers start going,
12:25right, now you've seen a hint of reality,
12:28what are you going to do to change that?
12:33It's not going to be good, it's not going to be good.
12:35Come on, it's going to be good.
12:36Oh.
12:37OK, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:40Is she done it?
12:42I've passed everything.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I thought I've actually passed everything.
12:46Oh, she's passed.
12:48Well done, fella.
12:52I'm going to college.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Well done.
12:56You see, now, if this was me at school,
12:58it would have been Peter passed just under half of his GCSEs
13:03and didn't get into college.
13:08Peter went on to the University of Life.
13:12I am actually a prime example of why exams don't matter.
13:18Yeah, I finished school and I've worked in the same company
13:22with a really good job, credit controller that's in the finance department
13:27and then, now, progressing into the sales department,
13:32working my way up with only two GCSEs.
13:37Well, one of them was PE.
13:40I feel like you would fall in love with, like, a paper bag.
13:52Thanks, yeah, yeah.
13:53But I do, I feel like you fall in love every two seconds.
13:56Best mates Jake and Callum.
13:58Do you not love those moments, though,
13:59when you're going through life and you just sort of fall in love
14:02with a stranger for, like, 20 minutes?
14:04Nah, I don't like it.
14:05You sort of think, why is she looking over here all the time?
14:08Then you realise she's probably just wanting to clean up
14:09and close the cafe.
14:12No, but that's your head thinking that she's in love with you.
14:15That's right.
14:15And you romanticise this thing that's not there.
14:17You know what, for those 20 minutes, I'd do it all over again.
14:18I love it.
14:19But then you probably leave that moment and think, like,
14:21I can't wait, I'm not going to see them again.
14:23Ever.
14:24So is that why they've got a restraining order on you?
14:26That's exactly what I was going to say.
14:29On Monday night, BBC Two had its hieroglyphics out.
14:33Come on.
14:33Come here.
14:34Loop in.
14:35Come here.
14:36He doesn't want to sit next to me.
14:37Come here.
14:38He does.
14:39Do we have to watch this?
14:40Because I've already got a slight headache.
14:42Yeah, I love it.
14:43It's my favourite quiz show.
14:47I've had to do two tests at work.
14:50Ooh.
14:50Pass them both.
14:52I'm all over quizzes.
14:53I've really got brain energy going, Simon.
14:56Big talk, Jane.
14:58As the Duke of Wellington said at the Battle of Waterloo,
15:00hard pounding this gentleman.
15:02I beg your pardon?
15:04OK.
15:04Pounding.
15:06Let's see who will pound the longest.
15:09Oh.
15:11I wish my history lessons were like that in school.
15:13I was going to say, I've never seen a quiz show open quite like that.
15:15On my right, Julianne Moreland, a diagnostic radiographer who was two-time university karate champion.
15:23They always have to have a little quirky story about them, don't they?
15:26Yes.
15:26Hey, Alvon.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Do you remember when you dunk karate?
15:29Yes, good girl.
15:30Oh, yeah.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Got photo of you in your white gi.
15:34Oh, right.
15:35And their captain, Steve Ash, who slept through a bear attacking his cabin in the Rocky Mountains.
15:41I'd be, Lara Fawcett swam for Team GB in the Ice Swimming World Championships.
15:47Really?
15:48That's the only achievement I've ever done in my life.
15:50Oh, I see.
15:51So if I was on that, that's what I'd say it was.
15:53My fun fact, I walked around Machu Picchu with Mick Jagger.
15:57Accidentally, but he was there, I was there at the same time.
16:00And you will be facing this evening, on my left, Hannah Fitton.
16:05Who?
16:06Who's the captain of Franchester United football team.
16:09Manchester United?
16:10Like Franchester United, I think she said.
16:13Lee Raleigh, fan of vodka and coke and slut dropping.
16:19Scanners, you won the toss.
16:20You'll be going first.
16:21Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.
16:23The lion, please.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:29Oh, God, what the hell does that say?
16:31One second.
16:32Next.
16:34Is that a canoe?
16:35No.
16:35No.
16:37Girl, girl.
16:37What's the next one?
16:39Next.
16:40Slough, fluff.
16:42Is this tapes of cheese?
16:44There is a cut.
16:45Yeah, it's an even...
16:47Woof, woof.
16:50It's woof, woof.
16:51I think these are dog noises, the equivalent of woof, woof.
16:55Dog noises?
16:57Seriously.
16:58That can't be the answer.
17:01That is what they are.
17:04Well done.
17:05I've never heard of dog go.
17:07Bluff, bluff.
17:08Bluff, bluff.
17:10Are you?
17:10It will be the missing vowels that decide who stays in the competition and who goes home.
17:15Oh, I'm so good at vowels.
17:18I'm amazing at them, actually.
17:19My surname, before I became Fawcett, is the only surname in England with no vowels.
17:25Is that right?
17:27There's no other surname with no vowels.
17:29It's so important.
17:30A rice and a rice.
17:34What?
17:35A rice and a rice?
17:38Basmati and rice and a rice.
17:41Basmati!
17:43Scanners.
17:43Basmati and Tim.
17:45Correct.
17:45Tim.
17:46Tim.
17:46What's Tim?
17:47There's no rice called Tim.
17:49I've never had Tim rice.
17:50I've had Uncle Ben's.
17:51Jasmine and who?
17:56Jasmine and...
17:57Condoleezza.
17:58Condoleezza rice.
17:59Well done, Omer.
18:01Benchwarmers.
18:02Jasmine and Condoleezza.
18:04Yes, it is.
18:05Condoleezza!
18:06Damn!
18:07What the hell's Condoleezza?
18:09What is Condoleezza rice?
18:11Oh, is that the name of the rice?
18:13No, Condoleezza is...
18:14What is Condoleezza?
18:21Sticky.
18:23Basmati.
18:25Benchwarmers.
18:26Arboreo and Annika.
18:27Very well done.
18:28That's not a rice.
18:29This isn't rice.
18:30It's not rice.
18:31You can't know that many people with a surname rice.
18:33I couldn't...
18:33Other than Declan Rice, I couldn't even...
18:35I only know Declan as well.
18:39Longrain.
18:39Longrain and Conlon.
18:40Declan.
18:41Scanners.
18:42Longrain and Declan.
18:44Correct.
18:44Yes!
18:45Oh, let's go!
18:46Yes, yes, yes!
18:47Boom.
18:48There's Declan, represent for Arsenal, man.
18:50Here we go.
18:50Where'd you get Declan Rice from?
18:52Declan Rice?
18:53He's a footballer!
18:54That's it.
18:55That's the end of the quiz.
18:58Oh!
18:58Well, thank God that's out there.
19:00I've got a date, Ron.
19:01I've never had a brain that can react quickly.
19:04No, not me.
19:05I've never had a brain that reacts.
19:13In the Cotswolds.
19:15Oh, God, I'm so glad it's the end of September.
19:18We've had the 40th, 150th, 260th.
19:22One in England, three abroad.
19:24Do you think that means everybody has sex at Christmas?
19:26Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
19:29I'm exhausted, broken man.
19:30No, I know, I've done it.
19:31It hasn't helped with your foot, too, with your broken toes.
19:34I actually can't cope with any more social events.
19:36No, and you don't want to see anybody.
19:37I'm putting a veto on it.
19:38Yeah, you're going to close the door and hibernate till December.
19:42Put the fire on, put the fire on, the highway.
19:44See you at Christmas.
19:45See you at Christmas.
19:47This week, there were more hijinks on the high seas on Hey You.
19:51So, Mary, this is below deck.
19:54Oh, yes.
19:54Sort of nautical version of upstairs, downstairs.
19:57Oh, yes.
19:58All they want to do is shag each other.
19:59All of them.
20:00Really?
20:01Oh, yeah.
20:02Where did you say it was mud?
20:07Oh, beloved.
20:08I love it, I love it.
20:09I love it.
20:11I don't think I'd like to go on holiday on a yacht.
20:14Oh, I wouldn't.
20:15I'd much prefer to go away in my touring caravan.
20:17Yeah.
20:22Oh, here we are.
20:24Hey, up.
20:24What a beautiful day in the neighbourhood.
20:26Get some champagne.
20:27They're not even off the jetty and they're already asking for bitch juice.
20:31Gorgeous crew.
20:32Beautiful.
20:32Beautiful.
20:34Thank you very much for that.
20:35Welcome to Sunnysite Mountain.
20:36That's Captain Kerry.
20:38His boat, his rules.
20:40Welcome there on board Motor Yacht St. David.
20:43You've got Barbara behind the bar.
20:45Oh, look at that.
20:46Oh, that looks nice, doesn't it?
20:48I've been traveling too long.
20:50Poor you.
20:50Oh, my God.
20:51Let me cry in a pillow.
20:52I'm sorry, Kelly.
20:53I don't drive around and drink everywhere.
20:56Actually, it works.
20:56For me, another drink.
20:57She forgot her manners on dry land.
21:00Do you know what?
21:00It doesn't matter how much money you've got.
21:02You can't buy class, can you?
21:04She's a thirsty girl.
21:05She's a nother day.
21:05Anything with alcohol is your favorite drink.
21:08I'm trying to drink it all.
21:09I think these are going to be a handful.
21:11I love getting drunk.
21:13I actually said to my mum yesterday, I really fancy getting drunk today.
21:17But I didn't.
21:18And you didn't?
21:19Is it because you had no one to get drunk with?
21:21No, because my mum said, oh, well, let's go for a couple of drinks.
21:24Because I said, no, that's not the sensible option, ma'am.
21:27Are we ready for some lunch?
21:29Yes!
21:29Yes!
21:30Someone give her something to line her stomach.
21:32She needs some food to sober her up.
21:35Okay, let's start running with food.
21:37Woo!
21:39We'd never behave like Kelly, would we?
21:42We wouldn't behave like that if we might drink as much.
21:46Would you like some Caesar salad?
21:47Really?
21:48Really?
21:49What?
21:49Oh!
21:52She kind of reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne.
21:53If you're really keen to jet ski, you've just got to be aware of how much you're drinking.
21:57Kelly can't go jet skiing.
21:59Fraser's giving a warning there.
22:01I'm going on the banana boat.
22:02I don't need anybody else.
22:03No, you're not.
22:04Well, the captain's up.
22:05All captains up.
22:06Jet crew, jet crew, we've got guests coming your way.
22:08Please pay attention.
22:09Copy that.
22:10I'm going on the banana boat, baby, yeah.
22:12I'm going to have to cut off Kelly.
22:13She's going to drink.
22:14Wow.
22:15Have you seen how she's stumbled out of the door?
22:18I'm on the banana boat, baby.
22:19Someone get a buoyancy aid ready.
22:21Hey, how you doing?
22:22I'm doing well.
22:23Look at her.
22:25She can't even walk in a straight line.
22:27Kelly, you've had a lot to drink.
22:28I'm worried about your safety.
22:29So put a jacket on.
22:30You have two options.
22:31Would you really help us if you put a jacket on, Kelly?
22:33Oh, Simon.
22:34Uh-oh.
22:35She won't wear a fist.
22:37Oh, God.
22:38Help me put it in.
22:39Yeah, I'll help you put it on.
22:41Oh, she's there.
22:42Oh, she's daved in.
22:43There's always bloody one, isn't there?
22:45Would you jump in after her?
22:46They have to.
22:47No, would you?
22:48No.
22:48I don't have a f*** idea how much up this river I have.
22:51Come chase me.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:54Come and chase me.
22:55Come and chase me.
22:57What's going on?
22:58You're welcome.
23:00You're welcome.
23:02You're welcome.
23:02You're going inside now.
23:03I took her off the yacht.
23:04She needs to go in a cage now.
23:06This is my vessel, and you are going inside now.
23:08No.
23:09Yes.
23:09The captain has the power to arrest her.
23:11Yeah.
23:11And lock her up.
23:12He won't be allowed to do that, isn't he?
23:13He won't be allowed to do that, isn't he?
23:14On waters, yeah.
23:15I'm not going to do that to me.
23:17I'm going to do that to me.
23:19Yeah, Kelly, you're done.
23:21You're an idiot.
23:22No, you're off the boat.
23:24You're disgusting.
23:26Disgusting.
23:27No!
23:29Oh, no!
23:29She's assaulting him with cushions?
23:32Kelly, stop it, Ben.
23:34I hate you.
23:34Kelly, stop it.
23:36Wow.
23:38That's crazy.
23:39Yes, they are.
23:40They're f***ing assholes.
23:41Yes, they are.
23:43They're f***ing Democrats.
23:44Democrats?
23:45What?
23:46Brilliant.
23:48But then that makes her a Republican.
23:51What an advert.
23:52We ask you to talk to you in private, please.
23:54Oh, thank you.
23:55Oh, now she wants to talk.
23:58She's going to lock her in.
24:02I'll come back in 20 minutes.
24:04Oh.
24:0420 minutes.
24:07Yes.
24:07That's what I have to get to talk to you right now.
24:10Shut the door.
24:11Shut the door.
24:11That's it.
24:11Lock her in.
24:12He locked her in.
24:13Yes, Captain Gary.
24:15I told you he would.
24:17That should be strong.
24:17So, hold it.
24:18Yeah.
24:18Thanks, man.
24:19They're literally holding her in a room until the police get there.
24:23She can only help solve the vessel under any circumstances.
24:26Oh, my God.
24:26The police have got vests on and everything.
24:29Why do I have to get off the bed?
24:30Whether it's right or wrong, that's what's going to happen.
24:33Yeah.
24:33Yeah, right.
24:34But if you resist, the French police will arrest you and detain you.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42I want to see you be strung armed off by French police.
24:45Oh, it's so rewarding, this programme.
24:48Oh, no.
24:48That's what a shame.
24:50Is there any way we can see what happens?
24:51Rough justice.
24:53I stalled away on a boat once.
24:55You what?
24:56Stalled away?
24:56Yeah.
24:57Where?
24:58From Jersey to Portsmouth, back to Jersey and back to Portsmouth.
25:05You've...
25:05I've mentioned this before.
25:07Well, no.
25:07I don't tell you why.
25:09A stalled away?
25:10Yes.
25:11Me and Julie.
25:13We got pissed.
25:15Good God.
25:17Yeah.
25:17I was that drunk, I didn't know where the hell I was.
25:28I'm sorry.
25:29I think Shay's coming up to the point where we're soon going to have to say,
25:32happy birthday by a text.
25:34What?
25:35We mean what?
25:36Wait, you're going to stop with all the birthday presents and the going out for meals?
25:41Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
25:44I don't care how many children I have or how many years I've been married, I'm coming
25:48back here every year for my birthday and I'm expecting balloons, flowers, dinner, the
25:53lot.
25:53I've got an idea, Sarah.
25:54You see, I'm a daddy's girl.
25:56You have to keep spoiling me.
25:57It doesn't stop just because I get older.
25:59I've got a good idea, darling.
26:00Since you want to keep having celebrations like this.
26:02No, if you say, find a husband, I'm going to lose it.
26:09On Thursday night, the best brains in business were back on BBC One.
26:14I follow Debra on Instagram.
26:16I do, I love her.
26:17She's vegan, got land, got horses, picks up horse shit with the bare hands.
26:21Love it.
26:22I think I'm using a Dragon's Den product as we speak.
26:26Really?
26:26It's the anti-perspirant stuff.
26:29Really?
26:30Refillable.
26:30I'm on the full, full power cacao from Dragon's Den.
26:34We're influenced, aren't we?
26:36We're absolute mugs.
26:37I would make a good Dragon, but I won't have any money.
26:44Yeah.
26:46I love your idea, but sorry, I haven't got anything to give you.
26:50Let's do this.
26:53In the programme, we met a nervous bloke from Bournemouth
26:56who was looking to get his hands on the Dragon's Dosh.
27:00Hi there.
27:01I'm Phil, and I'm co-founder.
27:03Co-founder, yeah?
27:10Hi there.
27:12I'm Phil, co-founder of Boot Bananas.
27:14Boot Bananas!
27:15Oh, you might use a banana to put your shoe on instead of a shoehorn.
27:19And I'm here today seeking a £200,000 investment.
27:24Look at Sarah's face, that's a lot.
27:26In exchange for 8% equity.
27:288%?
27:288%?
27:29He's nuts.
27:30No wonder he's stumbling, asking for £200,000.
27:33Boot Bananas was founded in 2012 with the creation of our flagship product,
27:37Boot Bananas Original Shoe Deodorisers.
27:40Oh, I get odourators, they're only a couple of quid.
27:44You'd need a bunch of Boot Bananas to stick in your dumpsters.
27:49Cheeky bastard, I've only got one pair of shoes.
27:51Last year, I turned over £1.37 million with a £220,000 net profit.
27:59Whoa!
27:59For a banana!
28:01No, but over the last 10 years, how much money have you made selling this product net?
28:07There's not a net profit.
28:08What?
28:09He's confusing me now, and I don't even...
28:11I thought he said he had £200,000 of a net profit, and now he's saying no, there isn't.
28:15So that's why I go back to, I don't know how you can value this...
28:17Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I can work that.
28:18£40,000, £30,000.
28:19Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:21I got it, I got it.
28:22It's on my fingers, hold on.
28:24£90,000, £120,000.
28:26Oh, oh, God.
28:27Can I borrow some fingers, please?
28:29£14,000, £30,000, carry the wand.
28:31It's zilch, Peter.
28:33I've actually made a net loss.
28:35Genuinely, I think we could be turning over £100,000,000.
28:38Really?
28:40God, Alison, I'll lend you the money.
28:42I think £30,000, I could probably do on my own.
28:45What, you're doing it, then?
28:46You're doing fine.
28:47He's not invented the iPad, has he?
28:49It's a banana, you're shoving a smell issue.
28:51You know, once in a while, a business walks into the den...
28:54Mm. ..where I can so clearly see the opportunity...
29:00Oh! Oh, is he gonna...?
29:01Oh, oh, this is sounding a bit more hopeful.
29:04If you can demonstrate this product within five, ten seconds,
29:07people go, oh, my God, I need that.
29:09He's got everyone clocking now, hasn't he?
29:11Yeah.
29:11And the battleground to do that, in my opinion, is social media.
29:17That is how I shop.
29:18If you were targeting Adam E, I'm buying it.
29:21See, this guy, he's all over social media.
29:24Oh, yeah.
29:24He's the one.
29:25Techno nerd, isn't he?
29:27Yeah.
29:27So I'm gonna make you an offer.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:29OK.
29:29Yes, Stephen.
29:31Let's see this offer first.
29:32I'm gonna offer you all of the money for 33%.
29:3833%?
29:39A third.
29:40He only wanted to offer eight.
29:42Take it.
29:43Take it.
29:45What do you specifically want?
29:47Money.
29:49Everyone's feet to Schmelgers.
29:51I want to spend less time doing the things I'm not very good at,
29:55so I have more time for my family.
29:57Sounds like a good plan to me, Phil.
29:58How big is your family?
29:59Oh, Phil, he loves his family.
30:06This is all for them.
30:08This is the X Factor moment, this now.
30:10Waterworks are on.
30:10Two little butties, my wife, Alex.
30:14And our dog.
30:15I'd be like, I've just got my partner, my little boy,
30:19four dogs, two cats, 23 chickens.
30:24And a bush tank!
30:26And, Phil, I'd like to help them.
30:28I'm gonna make you an offer, and it's gonna mirror Stephen's offer.
30:31It's gonna make him an offer.
30:33Hey, it works.
30:34It works.
30:36Would you consider a share of the deal?
30:38Come together.
30:40Oh, you'd get the best of both worlds.
30:41Cos he's the internet man, and I don't know what Peter Jones is.
30:44I don't know what Peter does, no.
30:4516% each for £100,000 each.
30:48Yes.
30:49Yes.
30:49You've got a deal.
30:50Oh, my God.
30:52Yes, Phil.
30:53You absolute weapon.
30:55It's done well there, haven't it?
30:57I'm pleased for Phil, yeah.
30:58He went in there, and he flogged his banana well.
31:00When you're going on Dragon's Den?
31:02When I get a brilliant idea.
31:04You have brilliant ideas all the time.
31:07To be honest, I think your most brilliant idea was having me.
31:10That wasn't my idea, actually.
31:11In Wiltshire...
31:18Mary?
31:19Yes?
31:19I have a bit of a confession to make.
31:21Oh, no.
31:22Well, it's not on a scale of tragedy.
31:25It's only four.
31:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
31:28I did try to improve our standard of living.
31:31Oh, I know, you horrible creep.
31:34You've always wanted to spoil that lovely bath.
31:38I'm just going to buy another one.
31:39What happened was I saw that I've been meaning for a long time
31:43to cut this bath towel, which was twice as big as it should have been.
31:48It's meant to be.
31:49It's not a bath towel, it's a bath mat.
31:52I thought, great.
31:52Well, it's easily...
31:53I've cut it in half easily, but then look what happened.
31:57It started to fall to bits, and all these fibres started coming off.
32:02Then I thought to myself, I've got a lifetime supply of really, really useful rope
32:09to tie up the roses with, Mary.
32:12On Friday, a brand-new bright idea from Number 10 was making the headlines on ITV.
32:19But no!
32:21No!
32:21No!
32:24We're just going to watch this one, this news, and then you can have your dinner.
32:29OK?
32:29OK.
32:31Yeah, no.
32:32In the last hour, the Prime Minister has confirmed every UK adult must have a digital ID
32:38if they want the right to work.
32:40Not a good idea.
32:42No.
32:42I don't oppose it.
32:43I've got nothing against it.
32:45I don't see what the issue is, because some people are really up in arms about it.
32:49Mm.
32:49You know, sometimes they suggest things that just don't happen.
32:52Yeah.
32:52I think this is going to be one of them.
32:54Sir Keir Starmer said they'll help to make the country's borders more secure.
32:58How?
32:58About the people coming in, Jane.
33:00OK.
33:00Because anyone wanting to work here will have to show their ID on their smartphone.
33:05Have they got a smartphone?
33:08Well, it is smart, but not the way you use it.
33:11Do you think people who are taking illegal workers on give a fuck about ID?
33:15And there are serious questions around privacy and cyber security.
33:21Well, that's the other thing as well, I mean...
33:23It's about cyber security.
33:24I mean, look at Marxist, JLR, co-op.
33:28Yeah.
33:29Now, do you trust the government with your details?
33:31I mean, come on.
33:32They have my details anyway, Andre.
33:34The French have long argued that Britain wouldn't be so attractive to illegal migrants if we had ID cards.
33:42Oh, shut up.
33:43It's no good telling the Brits that this is what they do in France.
33:45They will hate it even more if you say that.
33:47Yeah.
33:48This government will make...
33:49Oh, here he comes.
33:50..a new free-of-charge digital ID mandatory for the right to work.
33:56He's giving it us for free.
33:59We don't want one.
34:00Let me spell that out.
34:01You will not be able to work in the United Kingdom if you do not have digital ID.
34:08It's as simple as that.
34:10You like it when Keir gets all stern, don't you?
34:13Chilling, isn't it, Natty?
34:15Not really, because nobody's going to obey him.
34:18The digital ID cards could look a bit like this.
34:21Oh, I like that.
34:22It'll be like a dating profile.
34:23But, like, here you go.
34:25I can work here.
34:26If you're a tech whiz...
34:27Yeah.
34:27...and a bit of a wrong'un...
34:29Yeah.
34:29...you've got a good opportunity here.
34:31Look, he's got the Union Jack on, though.
34:32All those flag wavers are going to be happy about that.
34:35According to Labour Together, a think tank which is close to the Prime Minister.
34:39I'd like to push Starmer into a think tank, Mary.
34:42We don't want to be a kind of society where people might be stopped in the street and ask for their papers, whether that's physical ones or on a smartphone.
34:50But if somebody needs my ID, I've got my wallet on me and I've got my driving licence.
34:55Google me.
34:55And that is not the way to stop the boats.
35:00No, it's not the way.
35:01What is the way, then, Helen?
35:03The fact is, Keir Starmer has rushed out this policy as a smokescreen for all the problems he's facing.
35:08She's absolutely right.
35:10Distraction.
35:11It's a distraction.
35:13It's something he wanted to say at the Labour conference to try and build up, like, you know, a little bit of confidence.
35:20It ain't going to work here.
35:21I'm surprised it's a digital ID and not just a chip up my bum.
35:25That will happen as well, Watson.
35:26Bum chip.
35:27You know where you, well, you might not, but where you go and get your gel nails and all that business.
35:32I know one.
35:33My friend was having her hands done and she only got half a hand done because they were raided.
35:40So she had one hand with nail varnish and one without because they were raided.
35:44So will they give these people cards?
35:51In Blackpool...
35:55We had a Chinese fake-away last night.
35:57It was absolutely fucking gross.
35:58Dossier.
35:59Well, no, the gross thing was the curry sauce that I put on it.
36:02Urgh.
36:03Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
36:05You know, me and Paige are Chinese the other day and we were both sat on the couch,
36:09top-button under and on our jeans, like, I feel ill.
36:12Yeah.
36:13All that MSG.
36:14Yeah.
36:14You've got to have no plans.
36:16Paige's on the kebab train now.
36:18Oh, finally.
36:19Yeah.
36:19Took a long enough.
36:20Only chicken, though.
36:21Ah, chicken.
36:22But this is what I like about it.
36:23She goes, I'll have a chicken, I'll have a chicken.
36:25And then as soon as my large donor tips up, she goes,
36:28Can I have a couple of strands of the donor?
36:31And I'm like...
36:32Right.
36:33No.
36:34It was a juicy psychological thriller about a mum, a son and his girlfriend
36:39that had us gripped on Prime Video.
36:42I've seen adverts.
36:43I've heard people say, ooh, are you watching The Girlfriend?
36:46I have my son and his fiancée.
36:48I'm going to see where I fit in as an overbearing mum.
36:52Oh, you're definitely in the overbearing, I'm sure.
36:54Well, we've both got boys.
36:55Do you reckon you'll be a monster-in-law?
36:57Probably.
36:57Yeah, me too.
36:58I plan on it.
37:02The Girlfriend.
37:03The Girlfriend.
37:04That's something I've not shared in a while.
37:07Do you know what?
37:08I do miss having a girlfriend, but I love having a wife.
37:11Yeah.
37:11See, you know, you can't have it always, can you?
37:13Yeah.
37:15Girlfriend's easy to get rid of.
37:20Welcome.
37:22This is The Girlfriend.
37:23Yes.
37:24Cherry's The Girlfriend.
37:25Laura, nice to see you.
37:27Not really.
37:29Oh, Cherry.
37:30Laura, that's the mother-in-law.
37:31And that's Daniel, the son.
37:33What do you think?
37:34I...
37:35Listen, modern architecture is lovely.
37:38She don't like it.
37:39Is it a sound investment?
37:41Well, it's better than a crusty pre-war maisonette.
37:43She'd have to rip everything out and start again.
37:45She wants modern, does Cherry.
37:47There's a bit of point scoring.
37:49It's a bit frosty, Tracer.
37:50Yeah, yeah.
37:50A bit frosty.
37:51So here we are.
37:53Oh, here we go.
37:55Here you are.
37:56OK.
37:57Ooh!
37:58She's from a council estate.
37:59Oh, right.
38:00Oh, so it's class, then.
38:02Her mother's a butcher.
38:03It's to do with class.
38:04No, it's just that she lied quite a bit at the beginning.
38:07Well, I'd lie and all.
38:09And his mother found out.
38:11This is it, you see.
38:12Did I not make myself clear?
38:14Oh!
38:14Hey!
38:14Oh, she looks quite a hard woman, doesn't she?
38:16She does.
38:17Laura.
38:17Stern.
38:18Yeah, but the thing is, I'm not a child and you can't tell me what to do, so...
38:21Move on.
38:22He's mine now.
38:23Your lies will catch up with you eventually, Cherry.
38:26I'm going to make sure of it.
38:28Oh, what does she know?
38:29What lies?
38:29What does she know about Cherry?
38:30Who's the villain in this, do you reckon?
38:31I'm not sure, but Laura's intense.
38:37God, this is nice.
38:38Where are we now?
38:39North London.
38:40I mean, there's trees and everything.
38:41Mr. Samson.
38:45Oh!
38:45Oh, my giddy arm.
38:47What the hell is going on?
38:49At least her nipples are covered.
38:50Yeah.
38:51It's half the battle.
38:52You're staying over again.
38:53Oh, we're going to have to start charging you rent.
38:55Well, yes, they are a couple.
38:57Uh, Daniel and I were just talking about his birthday tradition.
39:01What's that?
39:02She's got that horrible fake smell all the time, hasn't she?
39:06Her Saturday.
39:06Oh, what tradition?
39:07Spending it with me and every waking moment with me.
39:09Yeah, yeah.
39:10He and I go away.
39:11With no-one else.
39:12Yeah.
39:12So, every year, Mum and I go and see a musical, and then we eat dumplings in Chinatown until
39:19we explode.
39:20Oh, lovely.
39:21And you're not coming.
39:23That's a shame.
39:24I sort of, I booked a little surprise trip for us this weekend.
39:28Uh-oh.
39:29Well played.
39:31Oh.
39:32Where to?
39:33You're not invited.
39:35Um, I went to sleep.
39:36It's climbing.
39:37You're kidding.
39:38Look.
39:39Oh, there's no one of us.
39:40Daniel's like...
39:41I love this.
39:42He's on the fence now, and Cherry's giving it there.
39:46We could shift our plans to next week, right?
39:49The dumplings he'll keep.
39:51He's chosen, Cherry!
39:52One-nil.
39:53Of course, honey.
39:54That's fine.
39:56Oh, she's got the amp.
39:58She'll be fucking fuming, Laura.
40:00Oh.
40:00Jesus, Daniel.
40:04Oh, God.
40:05Oh, climbing.
40:06Can't think on outwards.
40:07If somebody said to me, we're going rock climbing, I went, sure are then.
40:10Have a nice life.
40:11Yeah, I wouldn't know.
40:12Oh.
40:12I'd sooner go to the musical and stuff myself with dumplings.
40:16I would.
40:16Apparently, this one's a little tricky.
40:19But you got this.
40:20Daniel.
40:21You OK?
40:22No, not really.
40:23Oh.
40:23Well, would you trust her to hold your rope?
40:26Is there no professionals around with crash mats and stuff?
40:29Oh, it ain't hooked to anything.
40:34Oh, shit, that's high.
40:40This is serious climbing, Jane.
40:42Yes.
40:43Don't pull him off.
40:45Not on the rock, Jen.
40:47No, not on the rock.
40:48She doesn't want to pull it off.
40:49Are you not clipping in?
40:51Yeah, get a clip in there.
40:52That's all right.
40:52I don't need all of them.
40:53You do need to clip in.
40:54Why?
40:55He's not clipping in.
40:56What's clipping in?
40:57You know, when I attach it to the rock thing and do that.
41:01Mm-hmm.
41:01OK, watch this.
41:03What's he going to do?
41:05Nothing good comes after.
41:06Watch this.
41:07Don't be so cocky.
41:09Exactly.
41:13Don't be a hero.
41:15I don't want to see this.
41:16If he falls, Simon, I'm really going to...
41:18No!
41:19No!
41:21You see?
41:22Oh, shit!
41:23Shit!
41:25Oh!
41:26Should have clipped in, Daniel.
41:27That's what you get with showing off!
41:29Um.
41:30Later, with Daniel's life hanging in the balance, Cherry was desperate for news.
41:36Laura?
41:37Laura?
41:37Hi, Cherry.
41:38Laura, hi.
41:39Thank you so much for picking up.
41:41How is he?
41:43What's she going to say?
41:44I need to see him.
41:44I'm driving up today, OK?
41:46There's no need to come back, Cherry.
41:47Why not? He's still there.
41:50Daniel's gone. He died this morning.
41:52He's not dead yet!
41:53Oh!
41:54Liar!
41:57She is twisted.
41:59I actually can't believe she's just said that.
42:02That's disgusting.
42:04I know you can hear me.
42:06I'm right here, buddy.
42:08So what happens if he pulls through now?
42:10It's a bit munch-housing, isn't it?
42:12Yeah.
42:15Oh, whoa!
42:16Oh, my God, he's coming back.
42:18Is he breathing?
42:19It's a miracle.
42:20Daniel?
42:24He's waking up!
42:25Is he coming out?
42:25Come on, Daniel, keep going!
42:29Oh, you bastard!
42:31Oh, I'll have to wait till the next one now.
42:32He didn't even say no, did he?
42:34He just went...
42:34You see, I've told little porkies in the past to Paige, you know, like, when she's gone
42:41out with her mates for the weekend or whatever, down south, and I've said that I've put a
42:45mirror up.
42:46You know, I've just deferred the problem to down the line.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Because I know that she's going to come home and see that the mirror isn't up, but in
42:52that moment, she's happy that I've done it.
42:56And the kids definitely haven't had a kebab for their tea.
42:59Yeah.
42:59No, McDonald's.
43:01Not spending kebab money.
43:03Well, they're not having fucking donna meat.
43:05That's for daddy.
43:09In Leeds...
43:11I shaved my armpits this morning.
43:13Bloody hell, nothing for a treat, isn't it?
43:15We've got a child-free night tonight as well, but I'm in a mood with him, so...
43:18Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
43:21You better get out of that mood if you want to get your end away.
43:23Listen, look at that place.
43:25Oh, no, you've shaved your armpits.
43:26I shaved the pits, but I didn't do the legs.
43:28But Elvis has got a beard.
43:29Elvis has got a beard, yeah.
43:31On Friday, it was Rodents on the Rampage that made headline news on the BBC.
43:38Bubble!
43:39Lunchtime news.
43:40Focus.
43:41You lot ready for some news?
43:43Hopefully it's good news.
43:45Hopefully the news is as good as this Cinnabon.
43:48Now, rats can cause a range of problems.
43:51Nah, I'm done.
43:52Nah.
43:52Whoa.
43:53No, mm-mm.
43:54Long tails.
43:55No.
43:55My mama had a pet rat.
43:57I know she did.
43:57She called it Ascot.
43:58There were more than half a million reports of infestations involving the animals between
44:042023 and this summer.
44:07They're everywhere.
44:08You're only 10 metres from a rat, aren't you?
44:11I haven't heard any rats this year yet, Mary.
44:14As well as food waste and sewage systems, climate change appears to be helping drive the rise.
44:19Oh, great.
44:21Another thing we have to thank climate change for, more rats.
44:24It's dawn on a small housing estate in Croydon.
44:27Oh, dear Croydon.
44:29Why would it be in Croydon?
44:30Yeah.
44:32And the residents are waking up.
44:34And not just the humans.
44:38Wee, there you come.
44:39With rats on the ground, in the sewers, above your head in the trees.
44:43In the trees?
44:44Wait, wait.
44:44Since when do rats go on trees?
44:46I thought they were squirrels.
44:49Wait, wait, what?
44:51They've adapted.
44:53They've adapted.
44:53And, of course, in the bins.
44:56In the dust bin, you see?
44:57Yeah.
44:58It's all that food people leave out.
44:59I start to get this smell in the kitchen constantly.
45:02What's Ed Sheeran doing living in Croydon?
45:04I'm just going to go on the news, but I won't put my top on if it's all right.
45:08Yeah.
45:10I can hear them in the cupboard, even to a point where in one morning I woke up and I can hear them fighting.
45:14You know, that's the last thing you want to hear.
45:16You know, rats fighting over your Cheerios in the cupboard.
45:19Clean Kill, the company tackling the infestation on this estate.
45:23Can you imagine doing that job?
45:24No.
45:25No, I can't either.
45:26No.
45:27Oh, there you go, there you go.
45:28Oh!
45:29Wasn't he meant to be catching the rat?
45:30He was meant to be catching the rat.
45:31He was terrified of it.
45:33Climate change may be speeding things up, but the rise of the rats is really a reflection of who we are.
45:38Them rats are looking well healthier, I'm not going to lie.
45:41Yeah, they do look like they're eating good, innit?
45:43Yeah.
45:43We're going to be outnumbered by rats before long.
45:45I think we're outnumbered by rats anyway.
45:47It's not AI we need to worry about.
45:50It's rats.
45:51Do you remember that little shrew we had in this cottage?
45:54Oh, Stuart Little.
45:55Yeah.
45:55He was sweet.
45:56Do you remember?
45:57He was so tame that he went across the wall.
46:00He kept bringing dry leaves in to make a nest.
46:03He used to come across the floor, Mary.
46:04In front of us.
46:05And then make a little nest underneath.
46:08And then we had to tidy it away and he started all over again the next day.
46:11He was sweet.
46:12Mm.
46:13Then I found him drowned in a dog bowl.
46:15See you soon.
46:18See you soon.
46:20Bye.
46:24Bye.
46:38Bye.
46:39Bye.
46:42Bye.
46:42Bye.
46:43Bye.
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