Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 12
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00:00You dick!
00:01Hey!
00:02Mwah!
00:03You frightened!
00:04Well aye!
00:05You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:07Huh?
00:08Fifty years!
00:09I was going to say you've covered the bloody dog!
00:15Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:19You want some of this?
00:21Oh, that is!
00:22Look out!
00:23Oh, no!
00:24See?
00:25Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:27The gravy.
00:28Oh!
00:30Yeah!
00:31Do you like this music?
00:32No, not particularly.
00:33So suck on that!
00:35Oh, wow!
00:36He's been a bad boy!
00:38Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:40Not a chance, do you?
00:41Oh!
00:42Yes, look at that!
00:43He's had an absolute feast!
00:45Whoa!
00:47For a banana!
00:49This is insane!
00:51Well, thank God that's over, I've got a headache run.
00:53It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
00:56That's very modern, isn't it?
00:59Now, if you know, I saw that coming.
01:00No!
01:01In the week Scotland made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998,
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11It was Bush Tucker business as usual on ITB.
01:14Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping travelling round the world.
01:25Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:26Eh?
01:27Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:29Oh, gosh.
01:30To be Shirley.
01:31Lovely.
01:32Well?
01:33The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:40It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:43I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:48Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:49I think they were budgery gars.
01:51Aren't they just called budgies?
01:52No, they're called budgery gars.
01:54In what world?
01:55That's the long name for them.
01:56That's the real name.
01:57Budgie's just a shorter version.
01:59No one's called them a budgery gars since 1962.
02:02That's when I was born.
02:03I know.
02:05And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:09I don't know where my son is.
02:15You like the word fault.
02:16I like the word fault.
02:17Don't you, babe?
02:18Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight
02:22onto that, wouldn't you?
02:23Yes.
02:24Because you like to blame, apportion blame within this family.
02:28Mm.
02:31Remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:34Saying, yes, I'm sorry.
02:35Yes, it's my fault.
02:36Ha, ha, ha.
02:45Stop laughing at me.
02:52Will you stop it?
02:53I can't help it.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
02:57Oh, God.
02:58My ribs hurt.
02:59My ribs hurt.
03:00Well, stop taking the piss out of me, then.
03:03I can't stop.
03:06Oh, I'm worn out.
03:07I'm worn out.
03:08I'm worn out.
03:09Oh, God.
03:10Oh.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh, thanks.
03:15Oh, God, Lee.
03:16I can't say it out anything anymore.
03:17Shut up.
03:18Hit me.
03:19On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:29I'm meandering.
03:30You're a what?
03:31I'm meandering.
03:32Oh.
03:33I'm meandering.
03:34I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:35Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:36Like nine eighths of your life.
03:37Nine eighths?
03:38Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:39It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:40That doesn't sound right either.
03:41It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:42It's a lot.
03:43It's a lot.
03:44It's a lot.
03:45I'm meandering.
03:46I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:48Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:49Like nine eighths of your life.
03:50Nine eighths?
03:51Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:52It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:53That doesn't sound right either.
03:54It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:55It's a lot.
03:56The time for talking is over.
03:57It's back.
03:58Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
03:59It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:01Oh, here you go.
04:02Are you ready?
04:03They're going to say it.
04:04Kevin!
04:05Kevin!
04:06We like Jack, Mary.
04:07Remember there was a series called the Osbournes?
04:09Yes, funnily enough.
04:10It's on at the moment in the television show.
04:12And the television show.
04:13We're talking is over.
04:14It's back.
04:15Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
04:16It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:17Oh, here you go.
04:18You ready?
04:19They're going to say it.
04:20Kevin!
04:21Kevin!
04:22Kevin!
04:23Wow!
04:24Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:29Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:31Oh!
04:32Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:34It's really upstairs.
04:35Yeah.
04:36If you switch it on, the Osbournes just come on, on repeat.
04:39I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa and grabbed something mysterious.
04:44What is it?
04:48What is it?
04:49Some off a bush took a frigging trial.
04:51In the episode, we saw our favourite Geordie duo rock up.
04:57Hey, oh.
04:58Nice and the Defender as well.
05:00Ant and Dec!
05:01All Ant and Dec will have packed for I'm a Celeb is bowling shirts and jackets
05:05And it wasn't long before things kicked off rangers
05:12This is spooky. I tell you what the straight out of traps aren't I bring it all in
05:17So each of you has a box inside the box is a getaway car key fob and green ants
05:24green ants
05:26Shit are you
05:28All you have to do is put your hand in the box release the nuts
05:32retrieve the key fob see now
05:35I think I could do this now about a tattoo. That's a piece of piss. That's not from what it is you walk, but it's not that's so easy
05:42However, well, you'll also have your head inside a box. Oh
05:48Not my face not the face
05:50She is terrified what did they expect it's not sure they come dancing is that no
05:57It's not just gonna be your head in that box. There could be other things in there, too
06:02Right
06:04Oh
06:06Because why would have me have an empty box that's pretty easy and say
06:14Oh, oh my god
06:17Please tell us what it is first, please tell us what it is first angry gingers and angry is panicked panics anxious
06:23change
06:25Oh
06:27I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. No, no, no, no. I died. Oh three two one go
06:39And clock was and clock was
06:41One down for Jack already that knows that's got the tickers Jack's got it on there. Yeah excellent finger work Jack Osborne
06:48Oh, I heard a wing nut drop which way does it go? Oh, no, righty-tighty lefty-loosey
06:54People used to call me wing nuts go because of me fucking ears and I didn't know for it years
06:58Why didn't call me wing nut and it's like that you look like a wing nut. Yeah
07:05What's happening here the lids again?
07:07What are they doing?
07:11The yellow one is in a wine that would finish me off
07:14Oh
07:19Another big python and each of your boxes
07:22I'm not really funny if I had me over one of them boxes. They won't be able to sell it eyes. It pads roll the air. It'd be blue
07:29Oh, he's done it gingers done it Mary
07:31Angry gingers good with his fingers in snakes on the bloody first one. Are you away?
07:37Ruby wax died
07:40I cannot get one of these off
07:44I can't even see she doors in and she's is Ruby still away is she all right though seriously?
07:52Look at the glasses on lots of these yeah, oh, you know what Ruby just have a nappy in there love
07:57Ruby's like give her a duvet some Horlicks what was that thing that you get where you fall asleep necrophilic?
08:04No, it's not necrophilia.
08:08No, it's narcolepsy.
08:10Narcolepsy.
08:13Necrophilia.
08:18In Suri.
08:20I like this top on you, by the way.
08:21Beautiful.
08:22You do?
08:22Yeah.
08:23I think I look sophisticated.
08:25Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
08:29It's very nice, though.
08:30It suits you.
08:31The colour looks nice on you, you know.
08:33Coming into winter.
08:34Dad, I'm not babysitting.
08:36Why?
08:36The only reason you're doing that is because you want something,
08:39and it's probably to babysit.
08:40Trying to sweet you up, innit?
08:43That didn't work, did it?
08:45This week, high drama continued in the Dales on ITV.
08:50It's riddled with Emmerdale casting lead city centre.
08:52Running wick.
08:53Running wick.
08:54Do we have to watch Emmerdale?
08:55Yeah, we do.
08:57Really?
08:57Yeah, it's real intensely, I'm telling you now.
08:59What, Emmerdale?
09:00Yeah.
09:02This love triangle has got me absolutely gripped.
09:13How are you feeling?
09:15Not great.
09:16Dressing gown, someone's stayed the night.
09:18Dirty bugger.
09:21Still worrying about Kev.
09:23Yeah.
09:23So, Robert and Aaron are back together.
09:25Right, OK.
09:26Robert's dumped Kev.
09:27Robert got married to Kev in prison.
09:29Yeah.
09:30But he thinks he's dying.
09:31Kevin's told him he's only got so much time left.
09:34Oh.
09:35But he hadn't.
09:36I mean, once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together anymore,
09:39he'll move on.
09:41He has to.
09:41Yeah, I believe that one.
09:42I see it.
09:42Will he move on?
09:43Yeah, he will.
09:44Always a nasty piece of work, Lee.
09:46Is he?
09:46You wouldn't want to cross him.
09:47Oh, Kev might want to hang around, see if he can get Robert back.
09:50Do you reckon he thinks of his persistent?
09:53Maybe.
09:56Do you think he's all right?
09:59I'm going to go with no on that one.
10:01Kev looks stressed.
10:03Yeah.
10:05Morning.
10:06That's Dr Liam, so he knows the truth about Kev's medical condition.
10:11How are things?
10:12Very bad.
10:15Robert ended it yesterday.
10:17Oh, God.
10:19Is he just feeling sorry for himself?
10:20Yeah.
10:21You're not dying.
10:22He's dying of a broken heart.
10:23Oh, please.
10:25I need to get him back.
10:28I can't die alone.
10:30Oh, for heaven's sakes.
10:32That's a little bit dramatic.
10:34He's being beyond my OP here, is Kev.
10:36Yeah, yeah.
10:36But he's not dying, so why does he keep saying,
10:39I don't want to die alone?
10:40Yeah, but...
10:42You're not actually dying.
10:45No, I've just said that, Liam.
10:48I wonder if I could invent a medical condition.
10:50It's getting that to pop the question.
10:52I need to ring out, yes?
10:53Yeah.
10:54Do you remember?
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:57I forgot I want dying.
10:59Oh, yeah.
10:59Do you know what?
11:00Bloody hell.
11:00I forgot about that.
11:01Believe in his own lies.
11:04You all right, lads?
11:04No.
11:05Did you want a drink?
11:07The next day, there was a big turnout
11:09as a karaoke-themed housewarming in the village.
11:12I want it.
11:13I want it.
11:13I want it.
11:14I want it.
11:14I want it.
11:18Oh, look who's in.
11:20Did you see that mob?
11:21It's like, I'm here.
11:22Yeah, baby.
11:23Now it's going to pop off.
11:24Here we go.
11:25Come on.
11:30The rooms went quiet.
11:32He's the mood hoover.
11:33It is rubbish if you're at a party
11:34and your ex turns up, isn't it?
11:35But let's face it,
11:36not surprising in a small village
11:38that they would all be there.
11:40I love an awkward little situation like this.
11:46Oh, what's that?
11:48What's that?
11:49Oh, God, what's he doing?
11:50If you're not the one,
11:52then why does my soul feel glad?
11:55What the fuck are you doing?
11:57Oh, shit.
11:59If you're not the one,
12:00then why does my hand feel yours?
12:04Oh, wow.
12:06He's singing, Kev.
12:08Daniel Beringfield.
12:09This is Auntie Jane and Uncle Kevin's song
12:11that they put on
12:12when they get pissed and cry, too.
12:15If you are not mine,
12:16then why does your heart return?
12:21My call.
12:23No wonder he's packed him in.
12:25If there were any chance
12:26of Rob and Kev getting back together,
12:28Kev's just absolutely fucked it now.
12:30And I hope you are the one
12:33that I share my life with.
12:37Oh, God, this is so awkward
12:39for everyone in the world right now.
12:42Oh, I can't bear it.
12:44Come on, Jake.
12:46If I've never had made for you,
12:48then why does my heart tell me
12:51they're there, yeah?
12:54Why is no-one grabbing him and going?
12:57What they should do
12:58is turn the mains off, Natty,
13:00the mains switch.
13:01Pretend there's been a power cut.
13:03Yeah.
13:03Because power cuts are happening everywhere.
13:06Please just tell me about Rob,
13:07but this doesn't make any sense.
13:10Oh.
13:11Well, that went well, didn't it?
13:12Yeah, that went like a lead balloon, Nat.
13:16Yeah.
13:17That was really awful television, wasn't it?
13:20I don't think we're going to see
13:22anything as emotionally draining
13:24as that this year, Jane.
13:27That was special, wasn't it?
13:31Breaks your heart.
13:31In Blackpool.
13:41I've got the glass over it.
13:43Oh, God.
13:44Right, I've got an envelope.
13:46It's a big bugger, this, Soph.
13:47It's actually got banged.
13:50Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:52Right, you lift the glass.
13:54I'll get the envelope underneath it.
13:55I think he...
13:56Whoa, fuck me!
13:57Will you shut up?
13:59Right.
13:59Slightly lift the glass.
14:02Slightly.
14:03Go on, slide it under.
14:06Gently does it.
14:07Gently does it.
14:08Right, you'll have to lift it more.
14:09Well, slide it under, then.
14:10I'm trying.
14:11Go on.
14:12Watch its legs.
14:14Watch its legs.
14:15Oh!
14:16Stop it.
14:18On Saturday night,
14:20punters were pointing out pictures
14:21for prizes on BBC One.
14:24This programme doesn't slam,
14:26so if it slaps,
14:27as the young'uns say nowadays,
14:29right in the face.
14:31Wicked.
14:37Hello and welcome to
14:38a brand new series of Picture Slab.
14:41Woo!
14:43Every quiz show has to have
14:45a nice cheesy entrance, isn't it?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:47We love a cheesy entrance.
14:48So it's literally like catchphrase,
14:49just say what you see.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Yeah.
14:54Simple.
14:54Like, green tracksuit.
14:58Grandma's curtains.
15:00You're an idiot.
15:02Let's have a look at tonight's categories.
15:04Oh, let's do it.
15:06Theatre, woodworking, holes.
15:09Holes.
15:11What kind of pictures are we going to see for that one?
15:12Molly, you're left with the cattery
15:15no-one else wanted.
15:17Holes.
15:18Holes?
15:19I won't be good at this.
15:20Arseholes.
15:21Plug holes.
15:23Man holes.
15:24Let's have a look at your picture board.
15:28Right.
15:28God, how do you even connect holes or anything?
15:31Who is this character?
15:32Who the bloody hell's that?
15:34Garth Hawks.
15:36Macavity.
15:37Correct.
15:38Who?
15:39Macavity.
15:39Phil Macavity.
15:41Phil Macavity.
15:43Oh, Macavity from Cats, the musical.
15:46What coat is this?
15:48Oh, trench.
15:50Bloody hell.
15:51No, me fashion me.
15:52Trench coat.
15:53Trench.
15:54A trench?
15:54I've done a few trenches.
15:56And we have trench boxes.
15:56Shut up!
15:57A trench coat?
15:59Correct.
15:59We're talking about holes, not coats.
16:01Trench is a hole in the floor.
16:03Correct.
16:03What film is this?
16:05I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
16:06It's, um, is it Black Beauty now?
16:08No, it's not Black Beauty.
16:09That's not a hole, is it?
16:10One black.
16:10Black hole.
16:12Black Beauty, it could be.
16:13Sleepy Hollow.
16:14I'm not getting any of these.
16:15Sleepy Hollow.
16:16Correct.
16:17Oh, that's clever.
16:18I was going to say Only Fools and Horses.
16:21What TV series is this?
16:23Oh, another foot in the grave.
16:25Grave being the hole.
16:26Keeping of Appearances.
16:28Bodger and Badger.
16:29One foot in the grave.
16:30Oh.
16:31Number one, please.
16:32Number one.
16:33What brand is this?
16:34Well Woman.
16:34Well Guard.
16:35Well Woman.
16:36Correct.
16:36Well Woman.
16:37Like dug a well.
16:39Okay.
16:40That's clever, Mary.
16:41Would you have got that?
16:42Well Woman.
16:42Oh, that's disgusting.
16:44Why?
16:45Holes.
16:46It's in the category holes.
16:49Well Woman?
16:50Well, it's to do with bottoms.
16:52Women's front bottoms.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yes.
16:54How do you know it's...
16:55Well, because Well Woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that.
16:59I didn't know that.
17:01Yeah.
17:01In the Cotswolds.
17:05Look what I've found.
17:06Darling, you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one of those for Perkins.
17:11Andrew and his husband Alfie.
17:13I mean, it does look like it's from the 1920s, but as we haven't got any firewood, I think that
17:18this is just going to be needed in here because it's freezing, darling.
17:21Sweetheart, the heating's on full.
17:22I know, but it's so cold.
17:24It's so cold.
17:25I need this.
17:25So you laughed about it from Mum having it for Perkins and giving it for Perkins to
17:30stay warm, but for you, it's totally fine.
17:34It's so cold.
17:34I'm going to take a picture and send it to my mother.
17:36I'm sure she'll be chaffed.
17:37It's getting some use.
17:38No, I am.
17:39I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to my mother.
17:41It's the first thing that I'm doing.
17:42Look, you do actually like the heater.
17:45This week, the world's most menacing children's games were back on Netflix.
17:50Steve, Squid Game's on.
17:52Have you had your blood pressure tablets today?
17:54Oh, yeah.
17:54You've had them?
17:55Well, when I watch this, I'll take two.
17:57What would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million?
18:00A decent haircut?
18:02Coming from you, boy.
18:04I'm growing this out.
18:05What, that tea cosy?
18:12Right, go on.
18:15Oh, my God, that was really good.
18:22Oh, this looks sick.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:28Dwindling numbers now, I've noticed.
18:30Looks like there's slides.
18:32Slides and ladders.
18:33Oh, slides and ladders.
18:36Welcome to your fifth game.
18:38I'm getting anxious already.
18:39Are you?
18:39No.
18:40Teams of two will take turns as they attempt to make it to the final square.
18:44And pass the game.
18:46Right, that sounds all right, doesn't it?
18:47Quite easy, that.
18:48Slides take you down the board.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh, that's so fun.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Result in your elimination.
18:58Oh, that is brutal.
19:00I'd be trying to stop myself in the middle of this line.
19:03Climbing back up.
19:04Yeah.
19:04He's got a bit.
19:05Oh, come on, boy.
19:07Oh, don't be doing that.
19:08Stop it.
19:08They've been practising that, haven't they?
19:10As the game got going, it wasn't long until the yellow team landed on a twist card.
19:16Oh, oh, go.
19:18There we go.
19:19See what they've got to do.
19:21Send a team to the next unused slide.
19:25Oh, wow.
19:26Oh, shit.
19:28They must take a slide each.
19:30Oh.
19:31No, so one of them gets eliminated.
19:32Already.
19:33Oh, no, they haven't even started.
19:35This is where you want to be adding, isn't it?
19:37Yeah.
19:37Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm not even in it, yeah.
19:39And we're going with the red team.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:43One of the red teams going home.
19:44He was so confident they're not going to pick them.
19:47See, this is why you can't even trust your own people.
19:49I just want to take right, if you don't care.
19:51Yeah, take right.
19:51I was going to take left anyway.
19:53All right.
19:53Are they going to have to just guess which slide is which now?
19:56Yeah, I think so.
19:57Oh, wow.
19:58I'd go right.
19:59I'd go left because I'm left-handed.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Sorry, guys.
20:02I'm sorry.
20:03Don't say sorry, ladies.
20:05It's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom.
20:07There might be.
20:08All right, Stephen.
20:12Oh, here we go.
20:14Oh, which one?
20:17Whee!
20:23Oh!
20:25Where did he fall?
20:27And he was never seen again.
20:32Oh!
20:34Oh, are they all disappointed?
20:35They all went, oh.
20:37I once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids down one of them tunnel slides.
20:42Oh, gosh.
20:43After a few more rolls of the dice, the remaining red player, Stephen, found himself on a twist
20:49card.
20:49Send a team to any ladder or any unused slide.
20:55Oh!
20:57Bye-bye!
20:58Payback is coming quick.
21:00That's them two.
21:01He's going to send them two, isn't he?
21:02He's going to send the two girls to an unused slide.
21:04Any team?
21:07He's going to pick us, bro.
21:09Yeah.
21:09He's going to pick you.
21:12Look, look, he's rubbing his hands.
21:14Payback time!
21:16I'm going to take yellow down to 22.
21:18One of them's gone.
21:20Good.
21:20They are giving him daggers.
21:28But they knew that was coming, didn't they?
21:29Yeah, totally.
21:31Yeah.
21:31That's fair enough.
21:32They took your teammate out.
21:34Yeah.
21:34That's a good choice.
21:35I love how they're going.
21:36Yeah, yeah.
21:37Pick yellow.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Get the yellows out.
21:40Well, yeah, you're going to watch your own back.
21:42Oh, good.
21:43Yeah, that's very justified.
21:44Justified.
21:46I hope one of them disappears.
21:48Oh!
21:49Oh, he's so nasty!
21:51This is where you could have made a good deed and helped somebody in the end, but you decided
21:54to be petty.
21:55Yeah, you could have.
21:56No, no, it's not love.
21:57He's getting rid of you.
21:58At least the boys took it better.
22:00She is very salty about it.
22:03You started this.
22:04We didn't start it.
22:05We picked people we had better, really.
22:06Okay, you picked me, I picked you.
22:07It's not a big deal.
22:08It's fine.
22:09I'm hearing too much of this and not enough sliding.
22:11Yeah.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:16Oh, is she coming back?
22:18Is she coming back?
22:18I've never seen someone come down a slide with so much anxiety in my life.
22:22No.
22:25Where's she going to land?
22:26Oh.
22:27What do you reckon?
22:27Oh, the cat look.
22:30No.
22:34Where is she?
22:35And apparently, in real life, there's spikes at the bottom.
22:45Is it?
22:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:46It's quite cruel.
22:48She didn't come back.
22:51Stephen is so far, I'm telling you.
22:53She didn't come back.
22:55There's too many Americans on that part.
22:57Where have all the sensible people gone?
22:59Oh.
23:00You know what?
23:01That says it.
23:01The world.
23:02Yeah.
23:03When it comes down to it, all the sensible people will be gone and there'll be all the Americans left.
23:07All there.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Being silly.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:11In Leeds.
23:20Guess what?
23:21What?
23:21I've been for my bowie doing this morning.
23:24And I haven't told Mum or Nat that that's what I were doing.
23:27Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
23:30And I said, Mum, I've got an appointment for a facial at 10.30.
23:34Can you look after Ezra?
23:36Well, I were going to go swimming.
23:38You're going to have to cancel your facial.
23:39And I says, I can't cancel it.
23:41I've already paid for it.
23:42Lie.
23:44Lie number one.
23:45No, lie number two.
23:47Lie number one is the fact that it's a facial.
23:49Lie number two is the fact you've already paid for it.
23:51I'm ringing them now.
23:52I'm glatting.
23:53I'm telling her.
23:53But I just know.
23:54I'm going to tell her.
23:55Because I'm not texting her.
23:57She would not have babysat Ezra if it was for you to go get Botox.
24:02She wouldn't have done.
24:03On Thursday night, famous faces were running around with backpacks again on BBC One.
24:09I remember, Dad.
24:10I think you and we were together once.
24:12And you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving.
24:15And they gave you all these directions.
24:17And then you said to me, right, did you get that?
24:19I said, no.
24:20I thought you were listening.
24:25Why do we not have that competitive streak?
24:27Why are we not arsed about winning stuff?
24:29Because you've always been shit at everything, so...
24:32And you're a lazy bitch.
24:35Marking the halfway point for the race...
24:38Valley de Angeles, Honduras.
24:41Isn't Honduras insanely dangerous?
24:44Insanely dangerous I wouldn't be going.
24:46Absolutely not.
24:47A lot of prawns in the supermarkets from Honduras.
24:50Molly and Tyler are planning to cross into Honduras at the El Amatillo border via the transport hub of San Miguel.
24:58OK.
24:59That looks like a trek, though.
25:00San Miguel?
25:01Mum likes San Miguel.
25:03Oh, she does.
25:04San Miguelito.
25:06Is that the same?
25:07San Miguelito?
25:09It's so close today.
25:12Do we know for definite that San Miguelito is San Miguel?
25:18I don't.
25:19Oh, well then, brilliant.
25:20I would have thought it's the same place.
25:23It's something you want to double check, though, isn't it?
25:25Disculpe, is this San Miguel?
25:28This bus San Miguel?
25:29The trick is check once you're on the bus.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Halfway there.
25:34Oh, another bus.
25:36It's not going.
25:38Oh, no, another bus.
25:39We're on the wrong bloody bus.
25:41That's called moving quick.
25:43We're on the wrong bus.
25:44Buses are just a nightmare abroad, though.
25:45Yeah.
25:46Mate, you just potluck.
25:47I know.
25:48You get on and trust some man to get you to where you need to be.
25:50Yeah, yeah.
25:50Like that.
25:51Come on to the border.
25:52Oh, well, this is the San Miguel bus.
25:56That's all right, then.
25:57Oh, well, that was fairly easy.
26:01Crisis averted.
26:02We could do this.
26:04First place.
26:05What?
26:05Oh, you're still in the jacket.
26:08Overconfident, if you ask me.
26:10He's just enjoying his holidays.
26:15Why's he stopped?
26:16What's up now?
26:17One dollar.
26:18One dollar.
26:19Oh, my God, no.
26:20What?
26:21It's Dylan and Jackie.
26:22They're going to get on the same bus.
26:24Oh, no.
26:25Ah.
26:26What are you doing here?
26:31Oh, my God.
26:32We're all on the same bus again.
26:33Looks like they're going on a fucking outing together.
26:36A court strip.
26:38The Valley of Angels.
26:40Here we go, Valley de Angelas.
26:42So, this is it.
26:42This is where they have to get to, isn't it?
26:43So, now they've got to get running,
26:45because everybody's there at the same time.
26:47On foot, follow the road.
26:49Take the first right past the village, Lenaar.
26:51Continue into the town
26:53and locate the bandstand in the main square.
26:55This is now all about
26:56who can follow instructions.
26:58There's a bandstand there.
27:00Yeah, go, go, go.
27:01Bandstand!
27:02Your checkpoint hotel.
27:03La Casona.
27:04It's 200 metres south.
27:06Come on!
27:06They want to find the hotel now.
27:08Hotel La Casona.
27:09Si?
27:10Ah, gracias.
27:12Vamos!
27:13I think it's anyone's race now.
27:15Well, it is, isn't it?
27:16It's so close.
27:18Tight.
27:18Yes!
27:19Let's go, bandstand!
27:20Let's go, bandstand!
27:21Let's go, bandstand!
27:22Well, he's off!
27:24Hola, hotel Casona.
27:26Si?
27:27Hey, hey.
27:27Ah, si.
27:28Yes, Dylan, a jacket.
27:29Come on!
27:30Oh, gracias, gracias.
27:33Are they there?
27:34That's not the right place, is it?
27:35This is a restaurant.
27:36I thought it was a hotel we were looking for.
27:39Is this Hotel Casona?
27:41No.
27:41No?
27:42Oh.
27:42No.
27:43No?
27:43It's the wrong one.
27:44Oh!
27:44They wanted to sign them for an evening meal, them two.
27:47Oh, Jesus.
27:48Gracias.
27:50Oh.
27:52Oh!
27:53They're going opposite directions, though.
27:55They're all going opposite directions.
27:57There's chaos.
27:58Yes.
27:59We've made it.
28:02Are they there?
28:03Is this the right hotel?
28:05Come on, Chris.
28:06Ha-ha.
28:07Yeah, it is.
28:08Oh, we're here.
28:08Hi!
28:09Are they first?
28:10Are they first?
28:11Are they first?
28:12Let's go.
28:12Oh.
28:14Congratulations.
28:15You have successfully reached your third checkpoint.
28:18Please sign in, I believe.
28:19I love you.
28:20I love you, too.
28:21OK.
28:21Oh.
28:22Turn the page, then.
28:24Give it a go.
28:25Oh!
28:27Oh!
28:28They're first!
28:29Yes!
28:30Well done.
28:31I've got no idea how they've got their first.
28:34No, I don't.
28:35I'm pleased for Molly and Tyler, because they were lovely.
28:38It slightly irritates me that they're full of energy after racing around and make it look
28:44effortless.
28:45They get to my nerves, and that these young people...
28:47They're young.
28:48Fit.
28:49Fit.
28:49In love.
28:50Good-looking.
28:51Oh, my God.
28:53Don't be a grumpy old man.
28:55No, I'm very happy for them.
28:59Enough London.
29:01I actually need some advice.
29:02About what?
29:03I don't know how to, like, tell someone bad news.
29:05Like, especially when it comes to people's hygiene.
29:08Because that's been bothering me lately.
29:09Sisters Amira and Armani.
29:12Maybe drop hints here and there.
29:13Like, what would you say?
29:14Like, just be like, oh, yeah, I do this, you know, like, um...
29:18This is my shower routine.
29:19This is my routine.
29:20Like, I follow up with mouthwash every time I brush my teeth.
29:23So, let's pretend, yeah, that I'm that friend that you need to have this conversation with.
29:27Oh, God, that would kill me.
29:29OK, let's go.
29:30So, I'm in your face going, yes.
29:34Wait, so I'm like, yes, I have it.
29:37Why are you breathing?
29:39This week, a brand-new mystery thriller was keeping us all guessing on Sky Atlantic.
29:45Do you know what?
29:46I need to be thrilled.
29:48Yeah.
29:48Do you know what I mean?
29:49Yeah.
29:49I need a good thrilling.
29:50Oh, come on, let's watch it.
29:51I hope it's good.
29:53I hope it ain't one of them back-to-front ones where they keep going backwards.
29:59I say that a lot when I'm with you.
30:01Everyone's said that.
30:02Everyone does.
30:03All we know in this show is a child goes missing.
30:06I love that.
30:07Oh, no, not the idea of a child going missing.
30:10Just the drama of it.
30:11Just the drama.
30:14Hi, I'm Marissa.
30:15I'm here to pick up my son, Milo.
30:16Oh, look, there she is, Mary, from Succession.
30:20Sarah Snook.
30:21I think you've got the wrong house.
30:24There's no Milo here.
30:25What?
30:26You've got the wrong house, love.
30:27Kid's not here.
30:28The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
30:31If I'm not home from work when you get there, my nanny will be there with the boys.
30:34Oh.
30:36Who sent you the text?
30:37A mom from the school, Jenny.
30:40Oh, dear.
30:41She didn't take Milo to the house.
30:44Jenny's taking him from school.
30:46So where?
30:47Where?
30:48Should you give her a call?
30:50Yeah.
30:50Yeah?
30:51Get Jenny on the phone.
30:53Where's Milo?
30:54Do we not trust this woman in the house?
30:56Or is it Marissa's made a mistake?
31:01Shit.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:03It's not working.
31:06I'd be in panic mode.
31:08I'd start screaming.
31:09Come on in.
31:10We'll figure it out together.
31:13Well, she's nice.
31:14I'll do the save, mate.
31:15This is too juicy not to get involved.
31:18The address is 1800 Crescent Hollow Road.
31:20If I'm not home from work when you get there, my nanny will be there with the boys, Jenny.
31:24I know she keeps saying it.
31:25She keeps going off the address, doesn't she?
31:26Yeah.
31:27And you are at the right address, but there's no Milo.
31:29There's no child.
31:30But you know this, Jenny.
31:31Yeah.
31:31Yeah, we met at the school social.
31:33She was great.
31:36Autocorrect.
31:36That's why the address is wrong.
31:39Yeah.
31:40Yeah.
31:41She's kidding herself.
31:42Of course it is.
31:43It's either autocorrect or fat fingers.
31:45It's one of the tips.
31:46You sent it lunch.
31:47They sent me messages.
31:48Love you.
31:48Miss you.
31:48I'm really meant to say fuck off, Tom.
31:50Here, let me try it.
31:52We have a nanny as well.
31:53And she might have another.
31:54Got a nanny.
31:55Let's call her nanny.
31:56Must be nice.
31:57Is there any chance your nanny could have picked up your son?
31:59No, she's away for a few days, so it's...
32:02So her nanny's away as well.
32:04Who's picked up Milo?
32:06She's not answering.
32:07The nanny's not answering?
32:09There's some dodgy going on here.
32:13Hello?
32:13Hello, Jenny.
32:14You don't know me, but I'm here with your friend Marissa.
32:16Hi, this is Jenny.
32:17Yeah, is everything all right?
32:18Oh, oh.
32:19Is that Jenny?
32:21Yeah.
32:22Right, so she's got Jenny's number,
32:23who she thought Milo was with.
32:26Well, Marissa thought her son was at your house today,
32:29but there seems to be some kind of confusion on that.
32:31Oh, no, I'm working tonight.
32:32Jacob's at Sarah Larson's for a play date.
32:34So Milo isn't with you?
32:36No, he isn't.
32:38Who the fuck's been texting her then?
32:40What the hell's going on and where's Milo?
32:42Okay, so...
32:43No, you sent me a message.
32:45Hi, Marissa.
32:45No, I'm so sorry, but I didn't...
32:47It's on my phone.
32:48I'm not crazy.
32:49It's on my phone.
32:50It's on my phone.
32:51I've got it here.
32:52Yeah, because she got a text message sent off her.
32:54So who sent the message?
32:58Who picked up my son from school?
33:00Oh, we don't know.
33:01Do you?
33:02I know.
33:03Someone's orchestrated a fake text
33:05to say he's going to be on a play date.
33:07Yeah.
33:07And now has picked up Milo.
33:11For who?
33:11Take a copy and hand it round.
33:19There we go.
33:20Two months earlier.
33:21Oh, okay.
33:23Oh, here's Jenny.
33:24Two months earlier.
33:25Two months earlier.
33:26Oh, it's one of them.
33:27Oh, God.
33:29Are you all right?
33:31Oh, who is this woman?
33:33There's the babysitter.
33:34Who's this woman?
33:35Which one is yours?
33:37Milo, Irvine.
33:40Oh, he's a sweet one.
33:41He is.
33:44He's perfect.
33:46Oh.
33:48Looks like the nanny's had him away.
33:49Perfect.
33:50I don't know any nanny that sort of is like that, really.
33:56Oh, a bit of a creepy, creepy lingering look as well.
34:00Yeah, creepy lingering look, definitely.
34:02Nanny's at the top of my list now.
34:07Do you have him?
34:08Where is he?
34:09Where is he?
34:10Tell us where he is.
34:11What?
34:11We've got Anna.
34:12Oh, it's a nanny.
34:12It's a nanny.
34:13I don't have Milo.
34:14I'm not working this week.
34:16He's not in here.
34:16I'm not working this week.
34:18What?
34:18I told you I don't have Milo.
34:19I left my phone.
34:20I was coming to get it.
34:21We leave tomorrow morning instead.
34:23Anna hasn't got Milo.
34:24Oh, and she left her phone.
34:25That's where she went answering the phone.
34:27What happened to Milo?
34:28We don't know.
34:29Mr. and Mrs. Irvine.
34:31Oh, police now.
34:32Detective Alcaraz has spoken with Milo's teacher.
34:34He says Milo was picked up by a woman named Carrie Finch.
34:37Carrie Finch?
34:38Who the hell's Carrie Finch?
34:40Carrie Finch!
34:41Who is Carrie Finch?
34:43That's what we'd like to know.
34:46I'm Carrie, by the way.
34:48Oh!
34:48There is Carrie Finch.
34:51Anna, nice to meet you.
34:53Nice to meet you.
34:54So, who do you work for?
34:56Jenny Kaminsky.
34:57Jenny?
34:58Oh!
35:00So, that's how she's been able to pretend to be Jenny.
35:03So, she's Jenny's nanny.
35:04The plot thickens.
35:06Miss Garcia, you're Milo's nanny, right?
35:08Yes.
35:09Have you ever spoken with Carrie Finch?
35:11Yes.
35:12Don't lie.
35:13Um, no.
35:15Why is she lying?
35:16Why are you lying, though?
35:17I...
35:18I've seen her, but we've never talked before.
35:21Why is she protecting Carrie?
35:23What if the nannies are in there together?
35:25Oh.
35:26There's something going on there.
35:35Hey.
35:38Okay, hold, hold, Peter.
35:39Hold him.
35:40Why don't you just check the number?
35:42You just check it, okay?
35:44Oh!
35:46You ass.
35:47Oh, he's blaming the wife now.
35:50Hmm.
35:51Hang on.
35:51What's the title again?
35:54Just don't go there.
35:58Listen, listen.
36:00I'm...
36:00What an arsehole thing to do.
36:03Yeah.
36:04I bet he hasn't got any numbers of any of the people.
36:06He hasn't even got a bloody clue.
36:08I don't even knew he was on a play date.
36:09Exactly.
36:10Right, that's it.
36:11Ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me from now on.
36:15Isn't he going to Primrose Valley this weekend with Matt?
36:17After this weekend.
36:20After this weekend.
36:28In Blackpool.
36:30After you got engaged the other day, Jimmy was going, I'm married.
36:33Pete and his little sister Sophie.
36:36Anyway, we got talking about, you know, how, like, me and Paige are married and, you know,
36:40Auntie Sophie and Uncle Ben are engaged.
36:41And Jimmy said that he's married.
36:43To who?
36:44Colin.
36:45Aww.
36:46And I said to him, well, you could have picked a bit better.
36:47He's a bit of a dog.
36:49Went straight over his head.
36:51This week, the fancy world of IN dining was on the menu on Apple TV.
36:57See, this is all about gaining a Michelin star and I'm a bit done with Michelin stars.
37:03Oh, have you?
37:04Yeah, I think I am done with them.
37:05Are you Michelin star mixed out?
37:07I am, yeah.
37:09I want a proper meal on a plate.
37:11What would you rather, Michelin star or Toby Carberry?
37:16Toby.
37:16Toby.
37:21God, how could you take you to a Michelin star restaurant swigging like that?
37:29I've actually dined at one and five star rated food hygiene places.
37:35Well, that is the northern Michelin star.
37:37That is the northern Michelin star.
37:39On the southeast coast of Ireland, Chef Tony Parkin won't settle for anything less than two.
37:45Oh, so he's already got one.
37:48It's more difficult to keep the Michelin star.
37:51Than actually gain one.
37:52Because they're always looking to knock you off.
37:55Your ped just stole.
37:56Yeah.
37:56Most of the team, like 22-year-old Sean, have barely worked in a professional kitchen.
38:01Oh, God.
38:02Oh, it's a young buck.
38:03Everyone's got to start somewhere.
38:04Yep, that's true.
38:05And chefing is a fucking hard industry, so let's give them their credit.
38:08It is a really good opportunity.
38:10Do you know what I mean?
38:11It's like going to train with Man City.
38:14Do you know what I mean?
38:15There's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs is a tall order.
38:20As long as they show up on time and they're not slackers a bag of knackers.
38:23Ringing in sick.
38:24Exactly.
38:25Do you think you could take the pressure of a kitchen?
38:27I, as a pot wash, yes.
38:29Yeah.
38:29Not anything to do with the cooking.
38:31I'll operate the dishwasher.
38:33No, you can't.
38:33Could you?
38:34I'm not sure you could.
38:34I don't think you could.
38:35For tonight's service, Dylan and Sean have a vital job of plating Tony's twist on haddock
38:40chowder.
38:41It's all in the presentation.
38:43You eat with your eyes.
38:45It's like a clutch of a car, yeah?
38:47It's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time.
38:50Even handing someone who's never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun?
38:53It takes long to master that.
38:55Swear.
38:56Takes long.
38:57Perfect time if it's not.
38:58And that's the difference.
38:59Yeah.
39:0022 of them tonight.
39:01Make sure they're perfect, yeah?
39:02Just say, yes, chef.
39:03Now he's said that to that young lad, he'll be like that with it and it'll be going all
39:07off it because he's nervous.
39:12Is that domed?
39:13Is that domed?
39:14Oh, fucking hell.
39:15That's not even...
39:16Oh, no, no, no.
39:17I'm not sure that's going to go down well.
39:19So that's going up the top there.
39:20That one's not even covered.
39:21That's not covered.
39:22That's not covered.
39:22That's not covered.
39:23That's got shit around the sides.
39:25Yes, chef.
39:26Right.
39:27Right.
39:27So do it all again, then.
39:29I'll start crying.
39:30I'll be like, why are you being so mean to me?
39:31Please stop.
39:32And if someone's food tastes salty, you know why.
39:35My tears.
39:36I guarantee after he's just told Sean that, it'll have gone in here, straight out of there.
39:41It's an absolute garbage, absolute fucking garbage.
39:47Oh, Tony's getting a bit stressed.
39:49I mean, surely to God you've got to give him a bit of leeway.
39:52Just get everything out there, bring it over, I'll do it myself.
39:55Oh.
39:56Someone's tired.
39:57That's going to knock those young people's confidence big time.
40:01Well, it's a pressurised environment.
40:03These are hearties oysters.
40:05These are 14 years old.
40:07So what we're going to do with this is just carve into three.
40:09These oysters are almost as old as these guys are.
40:12That's sad.
40:13The poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught.
40:16And now these greedy millionaires are going to eat them.
40:19These have all got to be equal, yeah?
40:22It's pretty simple.
40:23It's hard to cut things in equal slices.
40:26How does his knife do that?
40:27Because he's got good knives that don't cut from Argos.
40:33Oh, shit, I'm scared for Sean.
40:35Oh, please get this right.
40:37Sean, wake up.
40:39You've got fucking dickloads of watermelon on the second one in.
40:42Dickloads?
40:43What's a dickload?
40:43I don't know.
40:44I've got a new phrase.
40:46I'm going to have dickloads of baked beans on toast later.
40:50You need to hurry up.
40:51I said, just stick me on the pot wash.
40:53I'm sick of this.
40:55Can I not do, like, concierge or something, Tony, instead?
40:58Wait, did you do it again?
41:00Honestly, Sean, we're doing the fucking head in.
41:03Oh, God, you're doing Sean's fucking head in and all.
41:06No, I wouldn't have that.
41:08Well, the best thing to do is...
41:10I say, shove your oysters up your ass.
41:12Actually, fucking waste of time.
41:14You, go away.
41:16Gamma Sight.
41:16Oh, my God.
41:17Oh, my Dave.
41:18Oh, my God.
41:20Poor Sean.
41:20To be fair, when I go in the kitchen sometimes, when you're doing tea, and they open up a cupboard,
41:24you go, what the fuck are you doing in here now?
41:26Can I see him doing tea?
41:27Fuck off.
41:29Kate.
41:29Kate.
41:32In Kent.
41:34Jake, are you wearing skinny jeans?
41:36Can you come here?
41:37Sally and her sons Jake and Harry.
41:40You are slaying.
41:41Yeah?
41:45I am.
41:48No, it was intentional.
41:51It's a scog look.
41:53They're not that skinny.
41:54Slim fits the word.
41:56On Tuesday night, they were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on Channel 5.
42:04Do you know what?
42:05Me and Paige actually say about Colin, that he's the best company that we could have.
42:09I know you two sit and cry about when he's dying.
42:11Oh, don't.
42:12Because I think he'll actually make me well up now thinking about it.
42:15Because, you know.
42:16Yeah, but he is.
42:17You do just think, like, they don't live forever, do they?
42:20You are a fucking loser.
42:22No, he's.
42:22I am welling up now, because he is class.
42:26Like, he's got to, yeah.
42:27He's a good lad.
42:28Mm.
42:29Aw.
42:29He's one of my kids.
42:30He's my firstborn, like.
42:32Aw.
42:34Look at those doggies.
42:36You know what?
42:37I think we've got to get a dog again.
42:38No.
42:38No.
42:39No.
42:40No.
42:40No, no, no.
42:40We don't need to go to Australia to see dogs behaving badly.
42:43We'll just come round here.
42:45Go round your house, more like.
42:47These two are angels.
42:48Golden Retriever Goldie is the heart of this household.
42:54Oh, I love Golden Retrievers.
42:57I was named after a Golden Retriever.
42:59Who the fuck had a Golden Retriever called Abby?
43:02Asked my mum, I don't know, but I was called after a Golden Retriever.
43:05Pin wrap.
43:07One more time.
43:08And the apple of owner Will's eye.
43:10She looks very well behaved.
43:11She's a beaut, she, isn't she?
43:13That looks a very cute little dog.
43:15Yeah, you wait.
43:16You wait, Jane.
43:16And Goldie just adores Will.
43:20Aww.
43:22What?
43:25Why are they playing that music?
43:27A lot.
43:29Oh, no!
43:34That's the issue.
43:35Oh, no.
43:37But why is he putting on with her?
43:38He's just reading a book as if nothing's happening.
43:40Well, you couldn't really concentrate on the Da Vinci code, would you?
43:44Is that what he's reading, is it?
43:46I don't know, I'm just using it as an example.
43:48She doesn't do it to my mum or dad.
43:50No one.
43:52Only him.
43:53Well, yeah, because he's fucking letting about looks of it.
43:55Well, that's it.
43:57I'm just my left leg.
43:59Never my right leg.
44:00What is it about that leg?
44:02Well, you put your left leg in.
44:03Your right leg out.
44:05It's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her.
44:07It's so embarrassing.
44:10We can't have people at the house.
44:11Well, if he's been neutered, then it's okay.
44:13It's not okay.
44:14There's nothing okay about that result.
44:16Do you know what I like to look at this, like?
44:18Glass half full.
44:19You know, she's not bitten anybody.
44:20I love it.
44:22Brody, get off.
44:23Brody, get off.
44:24If that was Milo, bro, if that was Milo, I'd be like, fuck off, bro.
44:29Like, even if I'm getting changed or if I'm in the bath, I, like, hide my boobs from Leo.
44:36Here's our Graham.
44:38He'll sort this out.
44:39Let's get the top bollocks in.
44:41Right, Graham.
44:41Right, Graham, can you stop this dog from shagging my leg?
44:44She normally humps me when I lie down, and especially my left leg.
44:47Your left leg?
44:48Yes, my left leg.
44:49Never your right leg?
44:49Never my right leg.
44:51Funny, huh?
44:52Have you thought about cutting your leg off, sir?
44:54I think you've been a bit too nice.
44:56Too nice, yeah.
44:59Graham's already decided who's the culprit is.
45:01Yeah, I think he has.
45:02To make it crystal clear enough is enough...
45:05Oh, there we go.
45:06...every time Goldie tries it on, she'll be told...
45:09It doesn't take a genius to know that.
45:11I'm sorry.
45:12I was going to say, I don't think Graham needs to even be here.
45:14Enough.
45:15Enough.
45:16But will it be enough?
45:18Can you be more assertive with your voice, please, Will?
45:20Put some bass in your voice, son.
45:23Enough.
45:24He's being quite soft enough.
45:26If anything, he's almost flirty.
45:28Yeah.
45:28Stop it, you.
45:29Enough.
45:30Next time you say enough, it needs to be a little bit more forceful.
45:33Enough!
45:34Stop shagging my leg!
45:35He's not got to be aggressive, but he has got to be firm.
45:38OK.
45:39Like I am with you.
45:40Oh, yeah.
45:41You need to get a less attractive dog to hump him.
45:44Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:45That's it.
45:46You're right.
45:46Yeah.
45:47If you had like a bulldog.
45:48Yeah.
45:49If you had a French bulldog humping him, he'd be like, get off.
45:52Oh, did we all disagree that Goldie's an attractive dog there?
45:57Yeah.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Very quickly as well.
45:59Picture yourself in a nice remote Scottish holiday park where you're supposed to be getting
46:09away from it all, but the exact opposite happens.
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