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00:00It's a nice to meet you in the same way...
00:07How about you?
00:09...the great and very famous liOOM.
00:14I'll give you a thumbs up.
00:18You smell like I'm here in the sky!
00:24In the very different and very famous lique!
00:27I want to say that I always have a memory of my lovely and beautiful body when I was a part of my body.
00:34That's what I wanted to do with my young young man.
00:38And the famous song.
00:40When I had a big duck, a little bit broke.
00:44When I had a black duck, I knew that I would put it.
00:48Hey, little duck, when I had a duck.
00:51When I had a duck, I was like a young man.
00:54By that time, it was like a young man, to be a duck I'm going to Do Of Aiesian.
00:58I had a cry for my mother.
01:02That was a rapist.
01:04And we are now on the ball!
01:06And now we're gonna be the duck.
01:08We're gonna be the duck, or this is someone else?
01:11Or this is a duck?
01:14Let's say that's your duck?
01:16I would just say that the duck is a duck.
01:19I'd still ask you that it is a duck.
01:22I don't want to trade...
01:52To lipa mjesto, koločašća, u vertiju, pokraj lipe.
01:56Tak, pa i starom jesmo kaže, lipe ti je, lipe ti je, Zagor je zelene.
02:00U koj, ovoga, moj prijatelj, Božek ima Zagorske specialitete za ponuditi i ne trebate to miješati.
02:06Kako ima? Zahorske?
02:07Zagorske specialitete.
02:08Profesore, da ste probali, onda ne bi govorili gluposti, nego bi bili od zadovoljstva omamljeni.
02:13To su gluposti, to iz mene govori duh sveti.
02:16Znate kako se zove Zagorski specialitet i ono, parnica sa sirom.
02:21A dobro, šta je to? Dakle, ja sam čuo, šta je tu?
02:24Možda je dugogodišnji proces sa šumkom.
02:26Pita Međašica.
02:28Pita Međašica.
02:29Dečki, da vam ne bi teško pale ove tragedije koje su se tu zbivale.
02:33Koje?
02:34I sad najnovija događanja oko ti župnika i siromaka i to.
02:39Ja moram sad i...
02:39Ali koja događanja? Moramo objasniti koja događanja.
02:42Objasnije, babo, vrak, mate.
02:43Dakle, ja sam čuo da je tu u gornjoj stubici uro siromak i da je nekakav dobar čovjek po imenu Joža...
02:50Da zna se ko je domar čovjek?
02:52...spremio za pogreb ali da ga lokalni župnik nije htio pokopati dok se ne da 650 kuna.
02:57Pa normalno, pa treba taj grob iskopat, pa šta ti mislite da tom čovjeku ne treba ništa platiti?
03:01Uostalom, i služba košta.
03:03Ja moram sad i u župnikovu obranu.
03:06650 kuna za ukop starog Zagorsa nije puno.
03:10Jer ako ćemo pop za pravo, misla se može služiti i besplatno.
03:13Ali nije Bogu ugodno.
03:14A s druge strane i mali bratsov ima pravo jer treba iskopati rupu i to nije problem.
03:19Ljudima se da po 50 kuna.
03:20A ovo ostalo moraju neki ljudi piti.
03:22Im ne brio kopati po suncu da su ženi.
03:24Pa nije to profesore, nisu to penazi za kopanje.
03:27To su penazi samo za duhovnu službu.
03:29Ja bi svakome iskopal grob za 650 kuna.
03:31Ali nije to za kopanje.
03:33Lahko je skopati.
03:34Skopa, svaki budala skopa.
03:35A duhovno ga uvesti u zagrobni život nije vredno za vrkanci jako 650 kuna.
03:45Ako nema 650 kuna za zagrobni život, on da bi vrak.
03:49Istina je, oni štari faraoni, ono zagorci, ono ram...
03:54Ramize, drugi.
03:55Oni su ono zlata i zlata nosili u zagrobni život.
03:57650 kuna se daje župniku da bi padmilio dugove iz ovoga života ko je ostao dužan.
04:04To je jedna stvar.
04:05A druga stvar je župnik bu to čuval da mu ima poslije kad Bog zatraži zagrobnu životu.
04:10Veli imaš ti, imaš ti kaj za ovoga pokođeš koga privom.
04:13Recimo kad se zaduži tamo gore u kočki da...
04:16E, pokrijeće depozit neko to.
04:18To je 600...
04:20Stoji.
04:21Reći.
04:22Ti 650 kuna je depozit, nije to.
04:24Profesore.
04:25A zašto je crkva najbogatija institucija na svijetu?
04:29Zato jer mora garantirati za sve te pokojnika ko ide na drugi svijet.
04:33Pa tam napravim kakvu pizariju da vam imaš čim pokriti to.
04:36Ja hoću reći jednu stvar, da to nije puno.
04:38Nekad se islo tako na drugi svijet da se stavila dva novčića na oko svako
04:43i time si platio put tamo preko jeke.
04:46No, međutim, koliko je prošla godina od kad se tako putovalo na drugi svijet?
04:50A inflacija?
04:51Inflacija je učila svoje.
04:52Da, sad ne putovi više čalcem nego parabrodu preko te rijeke.
04:56Pričeo se da je 650 kuna oralni seks u raju, ali za džake studente i siromahe ima popus.
05:03Dakle, ja mislim da je gornjostubički župnik dio nešto za sebe, užicariti.
05:08A za koga bu, pa najprije on bi, gledajte, kako možete imestiti poverenja župnika koji sam sebe razmeš ne štiti.
05:16Nimo što osigurati, tako je, da.
05:17Najprije mora, sabi da bi moga drugomu, jer ako ne mre sabi, onda ljudi niz nemaju poverenja da bu i njima moga pomoći.
05:24Dakle, četnik je prvo sebi bradu stvorio.
05:26Zdrake, taj župnik se vozi u dobrom autu, zato da bi ljudi vidili da on sposoban.
05:30Kad bi se ovom vozili trakolici nekako, onda bi rekli, nemao poverenja u čovjeka koji ne mre sebi preskrbiti.
05:37Kako bi on nemao aprosta daval, na osnovu čega, kak, on je nesposoban oprostiti, nesposoban je imeti, nesposoban je uvesti nas u zagrebni život.
05:46Tako je, da, župnik, župnik je u biti, ovoga, župnik ladioničar, a taj 650 kuna je najmanji ulog koji se može zdaviti na dva para.
05:54Ako župnik nema vlastite imovine, znači da ga Bog neće, da nema poverenja od Boga i da mu ovaj ne da, da raspolaže stavljamo.
06:04Šta taj sirovak, šta taj sirovak, i ja bi isto tražio 650 kuna jer očigledno da je odigrao lošu kombinaciju.
06:10Znači, ako hercegovački praljevci nemaju imovine, onda ni ne kriju antegotovine.
06:18A kako vi profesore komentirate ovaj naputak od jutavnjeg propovjednika Živka Kustića, da je žrtvama koje su svjesne ili znaju da neće moći izbeći silovanje, da im je u tim slučajima dopuštena kontracepcija.
06:33Kaj to znači kao, gospod silovatelj...
06:35To znači, to znači, točno to. Dakle, ako vidi da bu dobila po vjevernici, iako se to neće, ona veli samo malo, izvolite se ovo staviti gore, i izvolite nazad na silovanje.
06:45Pa normalo, pa normalo, da, da, da...
06:47Gospod silovatelj, koji me baš sad trenutno mlatite pajserom, pjena vam ide na usta i trgate s mene, grozniće u odjeću, biste li ipak malo minutu, dvije pričekali da vam ja nataknem gumicu.
06:59A ko je najrizičnije zanimanje, onda je najrizičnije zanimanje učenica srednje škole koja se kasnije na večer vraća doma sa ono, sa ufeđom.
07:06To je najrizičnije zanimanje na svijetu.
07:08I denasi, najljepnicu moraj meti na plećima...
07:12Ne kada.
07:13Ne.
07:20Da evo se smijeti više.
07:21Ovo su tragične stvari, a ti se smiješ.
07:24Jok čača, ti se smiješ.
07:26Šta si evo, meni go, meni go koknu, meni go kokni, ovaj...
07:30Osiloskopi.
07:31Nema potreda se toliko smiješajte, moramo podublati jak treba.
07:43Ovo su tragične stvari.
07:44Ovo su tragične stvari.
07:49Ovo su tragične stvari.
07:50Ovo su tragične stvari.
07:55Ooh!
08:02Skala, shar
08:05Skala, shar
08:06Hormiz
08:08Spoken, I ain't getting me
08:12Skala, bum
08:14I don't know what to do with this kit.
08:21No, professor!
08:25You should have that kit for the silvation.
08:29You should write on your chest.
08:32Silvation is protected.
08:33So that the silvation knows.
08:35That he brings people who are protected from the silvation.
08:38And that he will eventually have a look at it
08:41that he will not be able to do it.
08:43Normally, women who have a protection for protection, because they don't want to be a threat of protection.
08:50How can you be a protection for protection?
08:53The women who have a protection for protection.
08:55No, they have a kit that you can buy.
08:57Yes.
08:58In the kit, you have a small swajcarski...
09:00Vibrator.
09:01A small swajcarski nožić for jednokratna upotreba,
09:04so that they don't have to be a lot of protection.
09:06No, no, no!
09:07I will tell you, in the kit, there are several things.
09:10One is a small baterijska lamp,
09:12plaster,
09:13and it is for cleaning,
09:15so that you can use a breeze,
09:17and of course, a condom.
09:18Zvakaća and cigarette!
09:22Which is the baterijska lamp,
09:24so that you can use it after sealing,
09:26and you can use it for cleaning,
09:28so that you can use a breeze,
09:31and you can use it for police,
09:34so that you can use it for sealing,
09:36and theother 2 of the table,
09:37so that you can use it for sealing,
09:38and the contempt for sealing.
09:39Although it stands for sealing,
09:40and you can get a sealant's hands,
09:41and they are tribal and that they are found
09:42in order enough for sealing,
09:45so that the sealant's hands would Rocco
09:47not replace the sealant's hands!
09:49Oh yes!
09:50Now, I know I can see you!
09:52I will stay there!
09:53So I can do that right now!
09:54And then I can do that!
09:55I can do that right now.
09:56Since that's where the sealant's hands and I can stay still.
09:57You can do that and they can help fill the court
10:00if the sealant's hands if the sealant's hands
10:03and need no longer to sealant's hands!
10:05I need to go answer!
10:06I'm not gonna go answer!
10:07But I'm gonna go answer!
10:08I'll explain first!
10:09And we never said exactly what happened!
10:12I never had to answer what happened!
10:14I주 Tavr, I want to get that!
10:15But don't make up an explanation,
10:16to I don't have to talk about this!
10:17But don't have to tell us a little bit!
10:19In this journey,
10:20i now I feel like you don't have to say something!
10:22I don't have to tell you about the��'s problem!
10:23I don't feel like you're in a way!
10:24I don't have to tell you about it!
10:26Yeah, I want you to say something!
10:27I don't have to tell you that you've got to know.
10:29I don't have to tell you...
10:30You can't say anything,
10:31I don't have to tell you about that,
10:32Then you must tell your wife to make a baby
10:34For your baby
10:35Then it should be
10:37Second
10:38That's what?
10:39What?
10:40Which means
10:41That there should be
10:42Mobitel
10:43Which is called
10:44the Police Centre
10:45Mobitel
10:46Which is called
10:47the 92
10:48That is only the police centre
10:50Which is it
10:51This is it
10:53That's what it is
10:54You can't remember
10:55To have
10:56Your number
10:58to is pragmatic
11:00to is that her husband has got a hand to do it
11:02if she was making a hand and stuff
11:04where the other hand is at the hand
11:06when she's to go, when she's like
11:08that's my boy
11:09he's making a shot
11:10I'm so happy
11:11I don't have one
11:13we can try
11:15I don't want to judge
11:17my boy
11:18why
11:19I can't
11:20try
11:21I don't have an extra
11:23who is
11:26irefakebikisivovatelja u guzu.
11:32On da, najbolje je da još krenu kod Blažeka
11:34ali sad na kod ovog Slano' kitekutek.
11:36Božeka c*** mra!
11:37Kodaj je Blažeka?
11:38ävقيš da jisim p****nete Božek!
11:40To sam ja pomislio.
11:41C***nete gravi bok!
11:42Kako ime?
11:43Profesore, kad nas neće blagosloviti ovaj župnik
11:46onda nas mu sam Božek blagoslovilo
11:48s jednom rundog gemišta.
11:50Такo je da.
11:50Tako je, sad ćemo se naši vasad gemišta
11:53a onda idemo do jutra pisati zadačnicu.
11:55Tako je.
11:55¶¶
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