00:00DRAGI MOVI NEPODMAZANI DIČACI
00:23Prije nego što krenemo sa današnjim sadom
00:30Ko pa nazve, taj se vozi, rekao jedan veliki filozof
00:32Jedno bi rekao o položaju hrvatskog jezika
00:35Hrvatski jezik na hrvatskoj stidnici
00:38Sada ćeš ti Fabiane zločišti sigurno uvijek pidati
00:42Profesore, Profesore, šta je to stidnica?
00:44Stidnica, Fabiane, ako čitaš informatičke časopise
00:47Najlak će ti opisati kao žensku radnu stanicu
00:50Profesore, a znate kako se zvali hemeroide u staroj grčkoj?
00:53Ne znam sine
00:54Homeroidi
00:55A sad bi hrvatski na hrvatsko rekli hemeroidi
01:01Ovaj, a jeste primili, na zadnjem sadu smo pričali
01:05Ovom Iranu i ranjcima, odnosno uranu i uranjcima
01:08I došao nam je ovoj Hatami
01:10Na onoga je predsjednik mjesec primio
01:12Zaradi aktivnog pinpeka
01:14Priča se da mu je pun p*** u rana ovom Hatamiju
01:17Taj uranac koji je došao
01:19To je zapravo Hrvat
01:21I to što kažeš?
01:22Raš, si bilo da ima onu bradu
01:24Isto kako imaju ovi vodeći Hrvati
01:27Da, da
01:28I onaj i račan isto
01:30Jeste mi gledali ovo na tječanje za pjesme Eurovizije? Drolja, kak se zove?
01:44Hrvatska Drolja
01:45Hrvatska Drolja
01:46Ne, ja sam morao iti spavat
01:47Jer mama je rekla da ne smijem gledat loše stvari na televiziji
01:51Ja sam gledao...
01:52Dora kvari djecu
01:53Ja sam gledao Doru sa isključenim tonom
01:56I bilo je izvrsno
01:58Vi ne razmete ta nacecanje solopte na tu Hrvatsku Drolju
02:04To je jedna kuturova investacija
02:07Je
02:08I najlakše se zajebavati s tim
02:10A vi ne razmete samu bit Hrvatske kuturova izražaja
02:15Trebali bi poslati u Evropu našeg možda najboljeg solo pjevača gotovinu sa zborom malih Carli Del Ponte kao zborom Sužnjeva
02:25Sa zborom Moša pijade
02:27Ja mislim da smo na Euroviziju trebali poslati našeg najboljeg pjevača ovog Acu Kostadinova s kompozicijom
02:34Ne, zlikavci nisu za prime time
02:36Mi smo poslali pjevače ne samo na Drolju
02:48Nego smo poslali pjevače i u Hagu ima naših pjevača razne koji popevaju po Hagu razne razne kompozicije
02:58Da čudno je zašto oni u Hagu ne naprave orkestar
03:00Klapa tribunal
03:02Zbog klapa tribunal sa skladbom KMC
03:06Klapa tribunal sa kompozicijom Ratni zločin na kantunu
03:10Duo, duo mesič god dolina s kompozicijom, to si mi ti u kavu stavio
03:15Možda da nastupimo s nekim uzbiljnim dijelom, s nekim oratorijem koji je napisao Pukanić
03:21Da se zove Oj špioni, jel vam žao, rastavak se primakao
03:25Uskoro ćemo pisati neke testove
03:27U, skoro se priprema
03:29U, skoro, da, se priprema
03:30A kako je to, muda rečenica
03:32U, skoro se priprema
03:34Radimo se mi na testove, majkomu staru
03:37Testove?
03:38Majkomu staru, ženu od starog postalara
03:40Testove, kakve testove?
03:42Ono što ćete uskoro pisati
03:43Jel mogu ja do pet?
03:45Kako su vremena, danas djevojčice po školama više rješavaju testove za trudnoću nego testove iz hrvatskog jezika
03:52Tako je, to su napredne hrvatice
03:55Priča dvije djevojčice, zdrug razine, ideš ti na tjelesni, ne idem na van tjelesnu oplodnju
03:59Dobra, vidim da vam se sobžirano prodeće, stavno djevojčice, vrte po glavi
04:04A šta vas nije ne brine, ovo što je bio taj hatam i ovdje, možda Hrvatska postane nuklearno velecilo
04:10Možda ćemo zajedno sa Iranom zaprijetiti Evropi
04:12Možda ćemo od Irana uvoziti nuklearni otpad i spremati ga po lijepim zagorskim bregima i tako prijetiti Evropi, znači Slovencima
04:21I tako poboljšati kvalitetu zagorskog minja
04:23Zagorski Uranac koji svetlije v mraku, sam ti nosiš ga v flaši i sam ti po mraku kaže put
04:30Piše dole na butelji umjesto ono...
04:33Osiromašena butelja
04:34Alkohola 12% piše alkohola 50 becquerela
04:38Ne, ali je ovo nego
04:40U boljstvu je dodan jedan osiromašeni Uranac
04:43Oooo, kaj se događa?
04:45Kaj?
04:46Bogati Amerikanci i osiromašeni Uranci
04:50Razmiš?
04:51I sad kad su Uranci rekli da bi šteli obogatiti svoj Uran
04:57Uran?
04:58Tako je, Amerikanci treba detonirati
05:00Pa ne mrate samo vi Amerikanci biti obogačeni
05:04I onda su Uranci šteli obogatiti svoj Uran
05:08I Amerikanci su rekli da ne može
05:10Samo se bi oni mogli bogatiti
05:12A onda su recimo rekele taj Hatamani
05:17Hatamani
05:19Hatamani
05:20Da bude on obogačeni Uran
05:22Onda poslal
05:24Amerikancima
05:25Kad se Uran obogati
05:27Razmiš
05:28Onda ga budu novili Amerikanci
05:30Samo se treba i malo strpeti
05:41Tečki, Iranci
05:43Sad pa lako
05:44Postaju Uranci
05:46A jedini pravi
05:48Iračani
05:49Još požeš na jedno Hrvatskoj
05:51Zato je Hatam
05:52Hatami
05:54Hatamani
05:55Došel Hrvatsku
05:57Razmiš
05:58Da pogleda gde su ti Iračani
06:01I našel je Iračana
06:03Iračana je našel
06:04Zagredim
06:05Kak je on musimaj pa kad je došel kod mesiča na pantovčak
06:09I sad se mi rukuje veli ovaj mesič
06:11A veli Hatami još samo da nije svinjeti
06:13I onda se Hatami nasmijao
06:15Hahahaha
06:19Ima jedna druga govedina dole u Dubrovinku
06:21Ali reći za šujicu da je graditeljska kuista nedopustila je
06:25I can tell you how to do the Dubrovnik is going on.
06:29But you are just going to swim in wine.
06:32No, it's a classic sport.
06:37Međaški.
06:38Oko Mejaša.
06:39Why do you have a son?
06:41But I don't have a son.
06:43It's a kind of sport.
06:45You have a son.
06:46You have a son.
06:47You have a son.
06:48You have a son.
06:50You have a son.
06:52You have a son.
06:53Why do you have a son?
06:55Why do you have a son?
06:56It's not a small question.
06:58It's a small question.
07:00It's a big question.
07:01It's a big question.
07:02Dubrovnik is going on.
07:04What is that doing?
07:05You have a son.
07:06You have a son.
07:07You have a son.
07:08You have a son.
07:10You have a son.
07:12But only those days a month.
07:15How can you say that you can't put a son.
07:18If you have to be the rest of them.
07:21You are a son.
07:22You have a son.
07:23You have a son.
07:24You have a son.
07:25You can't see nobody.
07:30It's a strange place,
07:31Why do you possess a lot of police?
07:32You have an Fixie.
07:34Why?
07:35You don't have to.
07:36That's's kind of trouble.
07:37A lot of police people have to connect you.
07:38Do you want to fix that?
07:39Doing the science is so-好的?
07:41You can't have a car in the car, you have to have a car in the car,
07:44and it's supposed to be a car that will be a car that will be replaced by the car.
07:47We want you to have more than five per mile nitroglicerina in the car.
07:51You are excluded from the car.
07:53It's necessary to go to the car,
07:55for those who thought you'd be a car that was a car that was a car.
08:00And now you can't be a car!
08:01Dear gentlemen, please take a car, you have a car in the car.
08:06And you don't have a car?
08:08And you don't have a car in the car.
08:10And this one, don't let me explode from the end.
08:15From the end.
08:16I'm loving.
08:19I'm loving.
08:22I'm loving.
08:24I'm loving.
08:27I'm loving.
08:28In front of the American Ambasader,
08:31there is a parking parking.
08:33And there is one of the 500 kg explosive and parking.
08:37I'm going to get to the car from the parking truck and buy a car from the car from the car.
08:49But this is not the car from the car.
08:54I'm going to get to the car from the car from the car.
09:01I've got the car from theAgain Festival.
09:15You still only need to check the car from the car.
09:23It is that it doesn't mean that it is not a problem.
09:27That is it.
09:28But it is not a car that means that you have not been detonated.
09:32You have been using parking and it is not banned.
09:36Good afternoon.
09:37We have already established that.
09:39That is not a problem, I am so sorry.
09:41I would always have to be in the next one.
09:45Simply put in a large book,
09:47you can find a great book and find out if we are talking about
09:53It's relatively difficult, but you can prepare it.
09:55Therefore, go home and don't multiply yourself, but do not use it.
10:23It's quite a shuffle.
10:24I think it's a bit honest, I agree.
