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00:54What are you doing? Come on, let's go!
00:56I'm going to have your neck stick on!
00:58Come on!
01:00I'll take it, I'll take it!
01:02Let's go outside!
01:04Let's go outside!
01:06Come on!
01:12So we're going to do bacon rolls,
01:14we have bacon and egg,
01:16and sausage or bacon.
01:18How about bacon and mushrooms?
01:20Merry Christmas!
01:22Merry Christmas!
01:24Thank you so much for my presents,
01:26you shouldn't have done that.
01:28Why are you so quiet?
01:30Oh, it's just a lot, you know, I mean,
01:32this is my first Christmas with family
01:34in forever. Well, strap yourself in
01:36because we've got half a Wilford coming over later.
01:38Ooh!
01:40Talking to each, come on, mate!
01:42Get the show on the road, eh?
01:44See you like in a bit!
01:46Come on!
01:52Hey!
01:54Hey!
02:20Happy Christmas, darling girl.
02:24Something to get you warm.
02:26Oh, this is, this is gorgeous.
02:30I'm sorry I didn't get you anything.
02:32You're giving me the best Christmas present
02:34a girl could want.
02:36Revenge.
02:38Oh, no.
02:40The conscience thing again.
02:42We've been through this.
02:44That woman deserves everything
02:46that is coming to her.
02:48She had two perfect little angels,
02:50two perfect babies,
02:52and she just walked away.
02:54Maybe she was depressed.
02:55Yeah, maybe,
02:56maybe she couldn't help it.
02:58Well, why is she looking for your brother
02:59and not for you?
03:00You've seen how she lives.
03:02She wasn't abused,
03:03not penniless.
03:04She's perfectly happy and healthy
03:06with family who love her.
03:08Who could have loved you?
03:10That woman deserves everything
03:14that is coming to her today.
03:18When are we meeting?
03:20Later.
03:21When the pub's empty.
03:22We don't want any witnesses, do we?
03:26Jasmine,
03:28if you'd have been my little girl,
03:30I would have treasured you.
03:32You are special.
03:34And after today,
03:36that woman cannot haunt your thoughts anymore.
03:39This is closure.
03:41Trust me, yeah?
03:43I'll message you later.
03:45Okay.
04:04I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah.
04:11Get my feet on holy ground.
04:17Right, Jack and Denise.
04:19Top up.
04:20Oh, Arby, you are naughty.
04:21But yes, I will, thank you very much.
04:23Me.
04:24Right.
04:25Jack, Denise.
04:26Oh, I've forgotten now.
04:27What, again?
04:28Oh, well, I'll have to start from the top now.
04:30Where is it?
04:31Go ahead, up the end there.
04:32Yeah, put it again there.
04:33Put it in there.
04:34Put it in there.
04:35Oh, yeah.
04:36Thank you, Peter.
04:37Merry Christmas, man.
04:38Of course.
04:39What's that for?
04:40Oscar!
04:41Oh, hi!
04:42Oscar, I ain't even had my kids, yeah?
04:44There you go.
04:45You're welcome.
04:46Happy Christmas, darling.
04:48Boy, have you heard from Dad?
04:50Er, no, I haven't.
04:52And I'm Oscar.
04:53He makes seven.
04:54And we're the kids.
04:55Do you know what?
04:56I really wish you'd check with me before you start inviting all these people.
04:58Look, the Bills and the Brownians are all one big happy family, you know?
05:02Oh, joy.
05:03Here.
05:04Merry Christmas to you, too, Ian.
05:07Dad.
05:08You all right?
05:09Yeah, are we good?
05:10Yeah, of course.
05:11The generous host.
05:14I'll take it to the restaurant.
05:15Oh, of course there is.
05:16Yeah, yeah.
05:17Thank goodness Cindy's not here.
05:18No.
05:19Well, Ed Rude, as long as you don't mind sitting on the bin.
05:21Oh, fine, here.
05:22Look at that, eh?
05:23Lovely.
05:24Lovely, that'll do.
05:25Oh.
05:26No comfy.
05:27As long as I'm with my family.
05:30I'm happy.
05:31Happy Christmas!
05:32Peter!
05:33Mum!
05:34I'm back!
05:35And guess what?
05:36I am not in danger any more.
05:37My witness protection officer came to Gita's house to see me.
05:39And do you know, but guess what?
05:40Jasmine is not a Ford.
05:44Well, you don't look too happy about it.
05:45Well, we found out a week's ago.
05:46Hello, Ian.
05:47Mum, I tried calling you, but your phone's been off, innit?
05:48Yeah, but I had it off deliberately.
05:49I mean, it's just been a nervous wreck.
05:50It's just been a nightmare.
05:51I went to 25.
05:52What's happened?
05:53What's happened?
05:54What's happened?
05:55What's happened?
05:56Well, if you had your phone to get off, then, you're going to get off?
05:57Well, I'm back.
05:58I'm back!
05:59And guess what?
06:00I am not in danger any more.
06:01My witness protection officer came to Gita's house to see me.
06:03And do you know, but guess what?
06:04Jasmine is not a Ford.
06:05Well, you don't look too happy about it.
06:06I had to get off deliberately.
06:07I mean, I've just been a nervous wreck.
06:08It's just been a nightmare.
06:10I went to 25.
06:12What's happened?
06:13Well, if you'd had your phone switched on, you'd have heard about the fire.
06:15The fire?
06:16Is all my stuff all right?
06:18Yes.
06:19Yes, your stuff's all right.
06:20And so was everyone else that was living there, thank you very much.
06:22Me and Lauren are now staying here for a bit.
06:24Yeah, I assumed all of them have heard, if it wasn't.
06:27So, you're going to invite me in?
06:29Now, it's little Jimmy.
06:30There's no room at the inn.
06:32I mean, you should let us know you were coming.
06:34What?
06:35Tell him, Peter.
06:36I don't know.
06:37He's right.
06:38He's right.
06:39Well, at least let me come in and say hi.
06:41Mum, we've just put Jimmy down for a nap and we're about to eat, aren't we?
06:45Well, how about all these presents?
06:49Well, after everything that happened last year.
06:53So, er, where do you expect me to go?
06:59Look, try Gina.
07:02Try Gina and I'll bring the boys round later to see you.
07:06I'll see.
07:09Grab your safe, Mum.
07:22Congratulations on your Nobel Peace Prize for avoiding total Armageddon.
07:26Hey, listen to me.
07:27You need to stop worrying, yeah?
07:28I'm going to break her heart.
07:29How am I going to tell her?
07:30She's lost both of her babies.
07:31Well, you don't.
07:32Okay, we agreed we're going to park her today, yeah?
07:33I need you to focus on being the hostess.
07:34Yeah.
07:35I'm with the mostess, all right?
07:36Yeah?
07:37Right, come on down, here we go.
07:38Come on, let's turn this bad boy out.
07:39G, G.
07:40I'm here!
07:41I'm going to open the doors.
07:42What?
07:43Is it time?
07:44It's time!
07:45It's time!
07:46It's time!
07:47Hey!
07:48Hey!
07:49Hey!
07:50Hey!
07:51Hey!
07:52Hey!
07:53Hey!
07:54Hey!
07:55Hey!
07:56Hey!
07:57Hey!
07:58Hey!
07:59Hey!
08:00Hey!
08:01Hey!
08:02Hey!
08:03Hey!
08:04That was odd.
08:05Even for her.
08:06What time is it?
08:07One.
08:10Merry Christmas!
08:11Were we the first one?
08:12Yes.
08:13Oh.
08:14That's embarrassing.
08:15Looks like we don't have a life.
08:19Do fancy that tin of soup, then, though.
08:21Oh, look, you're not going to get any beef from me.
08:23Sticking with a turkey today.
08:24Right, then.
08:25I wish you a Merry Christmas.
08:27Fancy a glass of champers?
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:29There you go, get that day on ya.
08:30Cheers!
08:31Happy Christmas!
08:32Happy Christmas!
08:33Happy Christmas!
08:34Happy Christmas!
08:35Happy Christmas!
08:36Oh, I just need, just a little, little drink, you know.
08:41You cannot screen my calls today.
08:44If you don't pick up, I swear to God, I'll come down on you.
08:47So hard.
08:48What's going on?
08:50Just my soon-to-be ex-wife being the monumental cow she is.
08:55Are you going to tell Cat the truth today?
08:57Because you can't let me...
08:58This has got nothing to do with you, Chelsea.
09:00With you, Chelsea.
09:01There you go, Roshi.
09:02Good!
09:03You are welcome.
09:04Happy Christmas!
09:05Woo!
09:06And you.
09:07Oh, can I stay for one, Chegg?
09:08Oh, we need to sign up for the mail deal.
09:09Yeah, but Catwoman expects me, ain't she?
09:10Oh, we need to sign up for the mail deal.
09:21Yeah, but Kevin's expecting me, ain't she?
09:23Well, make sure you don't talk on that unseasoned meat.
09:28I don't know.
09:29We're going to save a plate of food for you.
09:31Oh, that Yolandi's been slaving over while you two get off.
09:35Look, look, me and Philly, we have the same idea.
09:38Don't tie me with your brush.
09:40I love cooking.
09:41It's just Julie's taking over, that's all.
09:42Oh, so you're not staying either?
09:44Well, we're going to stay.
09:45Oh, we're going to stay.
09:47Oh.
09:48Cheers.
09:49Cheers.
09:50Cheers.
09:51It's been nice not to have to worry about working for a change.
09:54I miss it.
09:55Yeah, me too.
09:56I don't miss my feet at the end of a shift.
09:59Make these.
10:00Hey, you two could just come and join our table if you like.
10:04We've got turkey on a timer back at home, but thank you, Yolandi.
10:08OK.
10:09Happy Christmas.
10:10See ya.
10:11Get these.
10:12This is?
10:13What do you do?
10:14Is there any one pre-Christmas drink?
10:16Wait, so?
10:17I've no idea.
10:18Hey, happy Christmas!
10:21I'm excited.
10:22Happy Christmas, Jean.
10:24Oh, it smells really good.
10:26I'm starving.
10:27Oh, I'm so glad someone is.
10:28Yeah, that.
10:29Cheers, everyone!
10:30What's that?
10:31Oh!
10:32You don't have to sneak up on me.
10:33Is this from your son?
10:34It's none of your business.
10:35Please, Zoe.
10:36Alright, it's him.
10:37My son is coming to visit me today.
10:38What?
10:39Zoe, I'm so sorry.
10:40Why?
10:41That's fake.
10:42Probably the same person that's been doing everything else.
10:43No.
10:44He sent me this key ring.
10:45It's from the day I gave birth.
10:46I left it at the hospital.
10:47So I know that it's the same thing.
10:48It's the same thing.
10:49It's the same thing.
10:50It's the same thing.
10:51It's the same thing.
10:52Oh!
10:53You don't have to sneak up on me.
10:54Is this from your son?
10:55It's none of your business.
10:56Please, Zoe.
10:57Alright.
10:58It's him.
10:59My son is coming to visit me today.
11:00What?
11:01Zoe, I'm so sorry.
11:03Why?
11:04That's fake.
11:06Probably the same person that's been doing everything else.
11:09No.
11:10He sent me this key ring.
11:12It's from the day I gave birth.
11:13I left it at the hospital.
11:14So I know that it's him.
11:15It's not a prank.
11:16Come and sit down with me for a minute.
11:23I really didn't want to have to do this today,
11:25but I can't let this go on.
11:27Anthony found something out.
11:29Something really sad.
11:31I'm so sorry to have to come upstairs like this,
11:33but I just, I need to do something.
11:40Anthony lied.
11:43Anthony lied to you, Kat.
11:49He told you that Zoe's babies had died, but that wasn't true.
11:58They're alive.
12:00Why would he do that?
12:01He's angry.
12:02He blamed you for hiding the fact that he's the father.
12:04Anthony's their dad.
12:06My baby girl.
12:07She didn't cry.
12:08She won't breathe it.
12:09Zoe, she was.
12:10She didn't cry.
12:11She won't breathe it.
12:12Zoe, she was.
12:13She was.
12:14And she survived.
12:15Listen, Chelsea.
12:16Are you sure about this?
12:17Because if you are, you're playing a really dangerous thing.
12:18I'm sure, Kat.
12:19Anthony had a contact at the hospital where Zoe had the babies.
12:23He found their records.
12:25And like, he's a scum.
12:26Does he not do any Christmas jokes?
12:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:29No, no, no, no, no.
12:30What's the difference between a snowman and a snowboy?
12:33Snowballs!
12:35Snowballs!
12:36Snowballs!
12:37Hi, Antony!
12:46You!
12:47How in the world were you?
12:52How could you tell me that Zoe's babies are dead?
12:57How could you do that?
12:58Good.
12:59How could you do something so sick?
13:01To save them from your trash of a daughter.
13:04Save them from her hunting them down and messing them up.
13:07It's you.
13:08You're the one that's been tormenting her.
13:10You've been getting off on hurting her.
13:12But frankly, it's no less than you deserve.
13:15She's swans through life.
13:17Hurting people is bound to catch up with her sooner or later.
13:20Right, get out.
13:21If you come anywhere near my daughter, I swear to God,
13:25I will kill you with my own hands.
13:27Why won't you dare talk to me so like that?
13:29Get out.
13:34What's she talking about?
13:46You sure we're all going to see it?
13:47Yeah, yeah, of course we are.
13:49Hi!
13:50Hi!
13:51Hi!
13:52What's that?
13:53Well, it's my brother.
13:54Oh, he got called into work this morning.
13:55He'll be here.
13:56Yeah, it's fine.
13:57Grab that glass, will you?
14:01Right, here she is.
14:02Isn't she beautiful?
14:04Is she?
14:05Yeah, well, I suppose it does have two plump breasts, doesn't it?
14:08Oh, are they?
14:09What?
14:10Jealous of the turkey, now.
14:11They've been drinking all morning, so it's got nothing on you, though.
14:14Oh, thank you, darling.
14:15Right, that's enough, you two.
14:16You know I'm a vegetarian?
14:17Er, yes, and you've got the vegetarian leg.
14:20I'll stick a vegetarian sausage in the microwave for you, yeah?
14:23Hey!
14:24Sorry I'm late, everyone.
14:25Hi!
14:26Here he is.
14:27Oh, Jack, they're lovely.
14:29Oh, look, he's got wine and flowers.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Showing me up, as always.
14:33Max?
14:34Everyone?
14:35Well, I'm sorry, but the bin is the only place to sit on you.
14:37Oh, no, that's all right, bruvie.
14:38I'll go on.
14:39You sit there, ready to the table.
14:40Stay where you are.
14:41Don't be stupid.
14:42You're busy, isn't you?
14:43Out there, on the streets, fighting crime.
14:46You deserve a seat at the table, you do.
14:50There we go.
14:51There we go.
14:53Very comfy.
14:54Right!
14:55Well, everyone, Merry Christmas.
14:58Merry Christmas.
14:59Merry Christmas!
15:02Merry Christmas!
15:03Merry Christmas!
15:05Merry Christmas!
15:06Zoe, why didn't you tell me what Anthony had said before?
15:21I was going to, when the time was right.
15:22You're always trying to protect me from the truth.
15:25You don't have to, not anymore.
15:29If Anthony sent me the card, how do you explain the key ring?
15:32He's a doctor.
15:33He found out about your baby's, I don't know, access to hospital records, lost property,
15:38I don't know.
15:41Kat, we're getting busy.
15:42Come on.
15:43All right, look, just go upstairs and try and relax.
15:45Just give me a sec.
15:46All right.
15:47But promise me you won't go around there to see him, all right?
15:49It's clearly him that's been tormenting you all this time.
15:52He started that fire.
15:54He's dangerous, though.
15:58I promise.
16:03Hi.
16:13You okay?
16:14You here for the lunch?
16:16My family didn't want to know.
16:19Right.
16:21Well, that happens.
16:23Do you think she just doesn't care?
16:27Oh, my mum.
16:31You think maybe she had, like, her reasons, you know, maybe I should give her another chance?
16:36Families are complicated.
16:39Well, what do you think?
16:40I don't know Jasmine.
16:42I don't know her and I don't really know you, so...
16:46Do you think you'd feel something, though?
16:48Do you think you'd feel some sort of connection?
16:50If you don't want to come in, there's a soup kitchen on the ice street.
16:57There's a soup kitchen.
16:59So you don't go hungry.
17:01Look, I'm sorry, but I have got to go.
17:03Wait.
17:06Forget about it.
17:07She's the one who's been lying to me this whole time.
17:21So you decided to punish her rather than talk to her.
17:23I tried.
17:25Believe me, I tried.
17:27I could have helped her as well if she'd just given me the chance.
17:29She's just another one trying to stop me being a dad.
17:33There is no excuse.
17:34I thought I could trust you.
17:39This ain't on me.
17:41I told you to be honest.
17:43Listen about your brother.
17:46Your brother who was always in trouble, always the wrong side of the law.
17:51But you, the doctor.
17:54The man everybody say I should be proud of.
17:59Mind you, you have made me feel ashamed.
18:05My brother was a drug dealer.
18:09Yeah, but he had a heart.
18:12Yeah, well, sir.
18:14He's not here now, is he?
18:15No!
18:15You wish what?
18:30That it was me who died.
18:31That it was me who died.
19:01Yeah, and I used to work Christmas Day, you know, for the overtime, as a cabbie.
19:07Yeah, but, uh, I don't suppose you get double time for solving crimes.
19:10No, unfortunately not.
19:12He only gets double the feeling of superiority.
19:14That's a nice way of putting it, Max.
19:16It's all right, I'm bloody joking.
19:17Jack knows I've got full respect for him.
19:19Vice versa, eh, bruv?
19:22Yeah.
19:23Just a shame, innit, Miss BMU lot, this morning.
19:26Yeah.
19:28Yeah, I watched little Annie opening her stock in this morning.
19:31Oh, lovely.
19:32Oh, she's a sweet, cute, yeah.
19:34Yeah, I've only missed four, do you know what I mean?
19:36Four.
19:38Yeah, but at least you've got to see her this year, which is the main thing, eh, Dad?
19:41No, if I can be half as good a Dad as Jack here, I'll be very happy.
19:49Have you got something you want to get off your chest, Max?
19:52No.
19:54Why have you got something you want to get off yours?
19:59Is there some sort of beef between you two?
20:02Beef?
20:04No, not from where I'm sitting, all right?
20:05I thought you were eating turkey.
20:09Yeah, no, they're all gravy, right?
20:11Like Noel and Liam.
20:12Hmm, which one's Noel?
20:13Oh, your Dad, for sure, innit?
20:14Oh, I'll tell you that.
20:15Yeah.
20:16No, Liam's the handsome one, innit, sir?
20:18Yeah, and you don't look back in anger, right, Dad?
20:20What's going on?
20:21Nothing.
20:22Nothing.
20:23Have you told him?
20:27I suppose I should take it as a compliment, really.
20:31You being threatened by the idea of me coming back to the square, taking your title.
20:35Dad of the year.
20:41So I take it you know, then?
20:42Yeah, yeah, I do know.
20:45I knew it.
20:46I was drunk.
20:47Oscar!
20:51Look.
20:52What can I say?
20:54Oh, I'm sorry, I mean it.
20:57All right, if I could go back, play things differently, I would.
21:02Okay?
21:03No.
21:03No, Jack, all right, it's not okay.
21:06Very much not okay.
21:09Golden boy.
21:10Oh, grow up, Max.
21:12What are they talking about?
21:14I'm not sure.
21:15Listen, why don't we just meet up later, all right?
21:18We'll have a chat, clear to you.
21:20Yeah.
21:20Yeah, I'll get it.
21:22I'll go, no.
21:23I know what she meant, yeah.
21:24Yeah, that'd make a change.
21:25Yeah.
21:25Stacey.
21:27Stacey.
21:35What do you mean, Stacey?
21:38Kathy.
21:39What?
21:40No, go on, explain.
21:43There's nothing to explain, is there?
21:44No, Kathy, just explain, because you just said Stacey.
21:46What do you mean, Stacey?
21:47Stacey?
21:53Jack and Stacey, it was a couple of years ago, okay, they were bunking together.
22:02Bunking together?
22:03Yeah.
22:03Oh, look, I'm sorry, I thought that was what you were talking about.
22:07We weren't talking about that, Kathy.
22:09We were talking about my brother keeping Annie a secret from me.
22:11They slept in bunk beds?
22:12No, look, no.
22:13Wait, wait, wait.
22:14Why don't you take Raymond upstairs, show him your new game.
22:18It was a difficult time.
22:24Do we really have to go there again?
22:27No.
22:29Please, Dad.
22:30I can't watch.
22:31But I'm sorry, Denise.
22:34I didn't know, you know, but I wasn't trying to start.
22:36Dad, just, just, just try and chill, yeah?
22:44Come on!
22:44Come on!
22:45Come on!
22:45Come on!
22:46Come on!
22:46Come on!
22:46Come on!
22:47Come on!
22:47Come on!
22:48Come on!
23:01Calm yourself down, Max!
23:10You weren't even here!
23:11It is me!
23:12He betrayed!
23:13Not you!
23:13Acting like kids!
23:14You always, always had to have what I had, didn't you?
23:17This wasn't about you!
23:18It's all gonna know about me!
23:20What, you get off of my ex?
23:22Hide my daughter from me?
23:23How is that not about me?
23:24These were crystal.
23:27All right.
23:27Look, I'm sorry about Annie, all right?
23:33I really am.
23:34What I am with Stacey is none of your business!
23:36You're supposed to be happily married, all right?
23:37You're pathetic!
23:39You're the one still pining after your dead son's wife after all these years!
23:42You know, you're the one that's weird!
23:44What, you understand?
23:44What, you understand?
23:45What, you understand?
23:46What, you understand?
23:46You're embarrassing yourself!
23:48Look, Uncle Jack is sorry about Annie.
23:49Look, we all are.
23:52All right.
23:54All right, I've just got to fight.
23:55I'm sorry, all right?
23:56Yeah.
23:57Yeah?
23:58Dad?
23:59All right, I'm sorry.
24:00I'll be good.
24:01Yeah, I am good.
24:03You all right?
24:05Yeah.
24:08Oi!
24:09What?
24:10Come on!
24:11Pull me up.
24:12Pull me up.
24:13No.
24:18All right, yeah, hang on.
24:19You all right?
24:20Who are you?
24:21I say, a brownie.
24:22What do you do?
24:28Zoe?
24:31Hello?
24:38Hello Zoe.
24:41What are you doing here?
24:42I just want to talk.
24:43Just let me talk for once.
24:45Okay?
24:48Now, what I did was wrong.
24:51I admit it.
24:52But you...
24:54You can be cruel, Zoe.
24:55Why don't you sit down and I'll make us a cup of tea?
24:58Lying.
24:59Like you did.
25:00Deny me the chance to be a father and you've now driven a wedge between me and my family.
25:06Is that why you did it?
25:07To intimidate me?
25:08To scare me?
25:10This was you, wasn't it?
25:11What?
25:12Pretending to be my son.
25:13Tormenting me.
25:14Everything I've been put through.
25:16It should have been you the whole time.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20Let me see it.
25:24I didn't send this.
25:25Stop lying to me.
25:26I'm not, I swear.
25:35Our son is coming today.
25:37My son.
25:38Oh, you can't shut me out.
25:40He's not coming for you.
25:41He's coming for me.
25:42Don't do this, Zoe.
25:45This is a chance for us.
25:47We can build our family.
25:49We can get to know our children.
25:51Together.
25:52This is what we both want.
25:53We both need.
25:54It's a second chance.
25:56You have lost it.
25:57I don't want to do this with you.
25:58I don't want anything to do with you ever again.
26:01What you told Kat about my kids is sick.
26:04I want you gone.
26:05Get out.
26:06Don't do this with me.
26:07I will find them first.
26:08What?
26:09I'll tell them exactly who you are.
26:10Nothing is coming between me and my kids.
26:12You'd be lucky to have me.
26:13No!
26:14No!
26:15No!
26:16No!
26:17No!
26:18No!
26:19No!
26:20No!
26:21No!
26:34Michelle!
26:35Honey!
26:37Oh, my God!
26:38Everything works on the last floor too simply.
26:40Wow!
26:41Chrisy.
26:42What are you doing here?
26:53Just passing through
26:54Just passing through
26:58Yeah
26:59I don't want any drama
27:12We're closed
27:40I only want one drink
27:41I said we're closed
27:46It's a shame
27:48All my Christmases had come at once when I saw you now
27:51Don't worry about me, I'll get a lift back now
27:53Wait, wait
28:01Do I know you?
28:04That's a really old one
28:05What's your name?
28:10Santa Claus
28:11Where's Mrs. Claus?
28:14That is a really sad story actually
28:16Because we got divorced
28:17Yeah
28:20I've got the reindeer, she's got the toy business
28:22All right
28:25Well maybe I can serve you just one drink
28:28Before you head on back to your bachelor pad in the North Pole
28:32Oh, oh, oh, oh
28:38Just one
28:4030 minutes?
28:46He said he wants the skin
28:47Sweet Christmas
28:48No one here cares about the skin
28:50They've all had the skin full
28:51Oh yeah, come on June
28:52What's going on?
28:53What the fuck?
28:53Mate, what is going on?
28:54I couldn't eat a horse
28:55Yeah, we thought this was a lunch
28:57Not an evening dinner
28:58Oh, you know, wind your neck in, all right?
28:59People have Christmas dinner at weird times
29:02But who fancies a Nassar?
29:03No
29:04You have any Christmas?
29:05I've got plenty of Christmas
29:06I might have
29:06Oh, oh, oh
29:08Oh, oh
29:09Oh, oh
29:10Oh, oh
29:12Oh, oh, oh
29:13Okay, give me a second
29:14Hold on, I've got to stay there
29:15Nass!
29:18Zoe, Zoe, wake up
29:20Oh, baby, look at me
29:21Look at me, are you okay?
29:23Baby
29:23Zoe
29:26What have you done?
29:29Look at me
29:29What have you done?
29:34Zoe
29:34He's dead
29:36We're back on the square at 9.45
29:47And it's an EastEnders marathon on BBC3
29:49Tonight with festive episodes from years gone
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