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Eastenders 2nd December 2025
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00:0015 minutes in the oven.
00:04You put the lights up in the window.
00:06I was not actually going to kill anyone.
00:08You wrote the word die.
00:09I was not actually going to kill her.
00:11What about everything else?
00:13The writing on the door of the Christmas card?
00:15Don't be stupid, Lily.
00:17I didn't do it all.
00:18Well, it's fine then.
00:19Kat said one more thing and she might go.
00:22So I just did the one more thing.
00:24Because I want her to go.
00:30I haven't done anything wrong.
00:32Then why have you got an empty box of fairy lights in your bag?
00:35Sorry, I'm sure there's a reason why.
00:37I've never seen them before.
00:39Is she right?
00:41I thought we were mates.
00:43I thought we were getting on.
00:45Everything that's been going on.
00:48Is it you?
00:49No.
00:50I told you I was up here.
00:52You're doing your homework with Lily, which is a first.
00:56Please, Tommy, just...
00:58Just tell the truth.
01:00Everything that happened with him and Joel.
01:01Everything he's done to you.
01:02I can't deal with it yet.
01:05Lily was helping me learn my lines for a part in Nigel's film.
01:11There was a can of paint in your bag.
01:13Yeah, I found it in the barrel store.
01:14I was trying to make a costume.
01:16Lily thought it might make people like me again.
01:18If you're lying...
01:19And the box of lights?
01:21I don't know.
01:22All my lines.
01:29Marked in blue.
01:30Lily reads them and I repeat it.
01:32It just...
01:34Just helps my dyslexia.
01:38Why didn't you just tell us?
01:39I wish I never brought you back.
01:52It was all in his bag.
01:56Woman and her chaos.
01:58She is destroying this family.
02:00She's scared, Nan.
02:01She's really scared.
02:02She's back here, turning everything upside down,
02:05sleeping with people that she shouldn't.
02:07Nan, are you taking your meds?
02:11Yes!
02:14Yes, I'm taking my meds.
02:16This is not my bipolar.
02:18This is that woman and it needs to stop.
02:22You need to tell them.
02:24What the need is to get these in the oven.
02:26Nan, a cat will get it, OK?
02:27If it was just this one time and she knows how stressed you are...
02:30Give that cake to Freddy because he is leaving.
02:34Lily, leaving.
02:34If you don't tell them, I will.
02:36And he deserves one last lovely night.
02:39Now, I need to get candles.
02:41Watch the sausage rolls.
02:42If they burn...
02:45Oh, she ain't going to miss one bottle, is she?
02:48No, you're talking!
02:51And it's not every day.
02:52My aunt...
02:53Our favourite aunt...
02:54Oh, debatable.
02:55Sorry, do you want to be in a connection with your nanny?
02:58Get engaged.
02:59Oh, so, to the happy couple.
03:02Oh, thank you.
03:04Do holly.
03:06Lord, give him strength.
03:09Listen, listen, let me just say something real quick.
03:12Dad, mum...
03:14I don't think anybody would believe that I'm her old, you know?
03:17I'm so happy for both of you.
03:22It's crazy.
03:23I'm getting a little brother, a little sister, and a second mum.
03:26Who, don't tell her, but...
03:27I'll look better than me first.
03:29Come on, bring it in, Simon.
03:31Me first, me first, me first.
03:33Ah, Denzy!
03:37So sweet.
03:38You want to go, OK?
03:39You want to go, you want to go.
03:40All right, come on.
03:48She's not still going to be smiling, is she?
03:51When she finds out that ring's stolen.
03:53I'm sorry, what?
03:54Penny was talking about a parcel going missing.
03:57Christmas present from her mum.
03:59We're, um...
04:00We're celebrating, so...
04:01So I got her to send me a pic, and...
04:10You tell her, Kim.
04:12Or I will.
04:20How did Duke had us?
04:21Because it's not her birthday.
04:22No, that looks amazing.
04:24Oh, it's just a cake.
04:26I think, um, Tommy should be here.
04:29A cat, an outfit.
04:30Hey, it's really kind of you, Jean.
04:32Oh, I can't believe my little girl's going to Australia.
04:36It's all right, she'll be back.
04:38Even the dead people come back to Wilford, didn't they?
04:41Are you sure you're going to be OK?
04:43Because if the dogs really are out to get you...
04:46No, I'll be fine.
04:47I mean, the police are on it, and your brother's here.
04:50Mind you, I don't think it's me.
04:51You should be wearing a bag.
04:52I don't need a smile, don't need a bed in my hand.
04:55I don't need a smile.
04:56I thought you might not come.
04:58Yeah, well...
04:59You know.
05:01Cake!
05:04I'm not going to let you slip away from me, Harry.
05:09I'm going to get you into rehab, all right?
05:11Somewhere nice.
05:12Yes.
05:12I am not just going to stand by
05:17and watch you shove that stuff in you
05:20and end up in a coffin.
05:26You have been given another chance at life here, darling.
05:29You've got to take it.
05:33Please.
05:34Please.
05:42You know, Tommy, you doing this, I think it's brilliant.
05:51I'm stupid.
05:53Of course it's not stupid.
05:54You're getting stuck in.
05:55You're getting involved, aren't you?
05:56I mean, people see you as a different person
05:58and, you know, I'm proud of you.
06:01I believe in I'd write stupid stuff up in them lights.
06:05Yeah.
06:07Zoe.
06:09I know she's scared, and she shouldn't have said that.
06:12Me and your mum
06:14shouldn't have thought for one second
06:16that she may even be right, okay?
06:19Yeah, I ain't that person.
06:20Yes, I know that.
06:21I know that you're a kind, beautiful, young man
06:23whose name is soon to be on a poster
06:26and your big, ugly mug on the golden screen.
06:30Oh, I can see it now.
06:32Yeah, Tommy DiCaprio moon.
06:35Everyone will see it.
06:36Right, come on, let me help you
06:38because I used to do a bit of acting back in the day.
06:40Right, who shall I be?
06:41I know all the things he's done in the past,
06:43but he wouldn't do anything like that, not to his family.
06:48I feel for you.
06:49Really, I do.
06:51But this can't go on.
06:55I ain't making him do it, am I?
06:56You're scared.
06:58I get it.
06:59Someone's coming into our home.
07:00I'm scared as well.
07:01But Tommy had the box for the lights in his school bag.
07:04Someone must have shoved them in there.
07:06Whoever's putting them up, I don't know.
07:07But we need to stick together as a family.
07:10You know, things are tough enough already.
07:12I was going to leave earlier.
07:13No.
07:15I'm not having you leave.
07:18When's it going to end?
07:20Because if you lot think I'm sticking around
07:22like you say Stacey did with that fee, I would...
07:25Look, listen.
07:26I've been waiting years to get all my kids together,
07:28but all this that you're doing, it has to stop.
07:31You're pushing everyone away.
07:36But what if it's Tommy and Lily and they're in it together?
07:40Please, Zoe, this has to stop.
07:44I promise you, we will find out who's doing this, right?
07:46But all this that you're doing,
07:49kicking off with everyone, this ends now.
07:53Please.
07:53I will say to Chelsea, yeah,
07:57we should have a big country house due, yeah?
08:00What do you think?
08:00Yo.
08:01Oh, we could have a long engagement.
08:03Oh.
08:04Or just a registry office.
08:05Are you trying to say that I am not worth it?
08:07No, no, no, no.
08:08I'm just saying...
08:08Because this ring, yeah, ain't cheap.
08:10You see the ring?
08:11See the ring?
08:11Yeah, that's right.
08:12That's right.
08:12Because my fiancée is bringing home the big pink.
08:16The thing is...
08:16Yeah.
08:17So I was thinking purple, yeah, as a colour theme.
08:20Yeah, because I'm thinking it's kind of regal.
08:22Look, if I'm really honest with you, it's a fake.
08:25Yeah, of course it is.
08:26Good one.
08:27Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's...
08:28What do they call it?
08:29It's a placeholder.
08:33What?
08:34It's...
08:34It's in my ring?
08:36I mean, it's just something temporary until the real one's ready.
08:39You're starting off a marriage with a fake?
08:41No, no.
08:42I mean...
08:43Look, if you give it back to me, I'll go and get the real one sorted.
08:47Everyone saw me getting engaged, Harry.
08:49You know, the whole angel, the one knee.
08:52I mean, okay, it could have been a bit smoother going down,
08:54but people are going to want to see the ring.
08:55Yeah, and once I've changed it...
08:57And then you want to take it back?
08:58No, no, you can't leave a girl's finger empty.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Yeah, but...
09:02Listen.
09:04I appreciate you telling me the truth, yeah?
09:08And that is the reason why I love you, Mr. Danes.
09:12But, no, I have a dress to plan.
09:17Chelsea!
09:18Yeah?
09:19I need your help now.
09:20Uh-oh.
09:21Yes.
09:21Chelsea's on the bank all right now.
09:23Let's just check the time.
09:26Mmm.
09:28What did you make this from, ma'am June?
09:30Koala?
09:32Ooh, kangaroo pouches.
09:33Is that meant to be funny?
09:37Because I don't remember either of your contributions to the party.
09:40Nan, I think that it's lovely.
09:42I think lovely might be pertinent.
09:44Well, I did think of kangaroo, but it's not really a cake flavour.
09:49Oh, Gina, Kojo, you're not eating...
09:50That's out there, but maybe later.
09:53Oh, right, well, we're here to give Freddie and Anna a send-off,
09:57so, um, put your happy faces back on.
10:00Leave it.
10:01Oh, I'm sorry.
10:03Sorry, just, um, who'd have thought, eh?
10:06Zoe having another drama at your party.
10:09I'm really going to miss you, Freddie.
10:11And you, Anna, obviously, you know, but, um, you're not...
10:14It's not like, you know...
10:15I want, you know, after Stacey going to, um...
10:20The sausage rolls are still in the oven.
10:22Come on.
10:27Come on.
10:29I know you're missing Harry,
10:31but you're going to start work now,
10:33and you've still got Gina.
10:35She is missing Harry, too.
10:37Uh, after what he did to you?
10:40No. No, I'm not.
10:42You weren't even going to come and say goodbye, were you?
10:45What, if you were going to throw your life away
10:47on some boy that you can't even trust?
10:49He's not the only one who let me down.
10:52That's not...
10:52If I can forgive you for what you two did,
10:56then you can forgive him.
10:58And for Kojo's sake,
11:00you can forgive Harry, too.
11:13Right.
11:14That's it.
11:15Lights it down.
11:16Cheers.
11:17Oh, I was just coming to get those.
11:19Oh, has she stopped, then?
11:21Accusing Tommy.
11:21She blamed Tommy?
11:22Oh, that's ridiculous.
11:24Why would she do that?
11:24She found some bits in his bag,
11:26and she's just got the wrong end of the stick, that's all.
11:28Kurt, he was scared.
11:30You know how hard he's trying after everything.
11:31Oh, I've spoke to her, and she's promised, so...
11:33This is affecting the family now.
11:36Right, well, we've got a send-off to be at, yeah?
11:38So let's get back to work.
11:39You've got to tell them.
11:46Those look lovely.
11:48And she's just dragged Tommy into this.
11:50Yes, and now he's out of it.
11:51I didn't mean to frame him, did I?
11:53You know, I just heard you all coming up the stairs,
11:55so I just shoved the box into the nearest thing, so...
11:57Yeah, you can go now.
12:00She's not the one destroying this family.
12:02Fine!
12:02I'll tell them.
12:10You can go now.
12:19Fine, Maria.
12:22Hey, hey.
12:23Hey, listen, man, um...
12:26Thanks for bringing the family together.
12:29Yeah, that's not a problem.
12:31Well, no, I hope Sophie bring the grandchildren and them for the wedding.
12:35I haven't seen them, man, for a long time.
12:40And since the separation,
12:42Anthony missing them as well, you know?
12:45I didn't know even Sophie was still...
12:47Ah, man, they're grown-ups, and, you know, for the sake of the children...
12:51And they still speak all the time?
12:53All the time.
12:56Patrick?
12:57Yeah?
12:57Well, I don't suppose you've got her number, have you?
13:00What, and you want to invite her to your son?
13:01Well, yeah, you know, I just want to give her as much notice as possible.
13:05Oh, come on, you haven't even fixed the deed yet.
13:07Yeah, I know, it's just...
13:09Anthony's your son.
13:11Just want to make sure he knows I've got his back.
13:14Yeah, well...
13:15Do you think he needs to go to hospital?
13:23He's just...
13:25In the morning, when he's slept it off, I...
13:30Is this a bad time?
13:32Barney let me in.
13:34Oh, yeah, this isn't really...
13:37Someone leave the lie down.
13:40He's had a long day.
13:42Cooked us all a lovely lunch.
13:43Me and Freddie are leaving soon for Australia.
13:47Oh, that's so lovely.
13:50I mean, not a flight.
13:51Pack your sunscreen.
13:53Yeah.
13:53Harry...
13:54She still really likes you, you know.
14:07Gina.
14:09She won't say it.
14:11But if...
14:12If you like her...
14:15Then you need to make it work.
14:17Because if you break my sister's heart...
14:19Look, that's very sweet, darling.
14:20And Kojo misses you, too.
14:22Despite everything you got him into,
14:24right now, he needs a friend.
14:27Look, if you want everyone to kiss and make up,
14:28it's your dad you need to talk to.
14:30Not him.
14:34I mean, it ain't just the writing in the window.
14:36Oh, Ted, what are you spilling it?
14:37I mean, who sends someone a card to scare him?
14:40I thought you'd have gone by now.
14:42This is a private conversation.
14:44Oh, when did you ever do private?
14:46All this ain't a joke, all right?
14:48She giving you the poor little me act.
14:49You know, baby, we should stay out of it.
14:51I'm just getting drinks.
14:52Where were you before the lights went on?
14:54I don't know where I was, officer.
14:55What are you implying?
14:56Right, you're barred.
14:58Oh, of course I am.
14:59Both of you and your whole rotten family.
15:01My rotten family?
15:02You want to look in the mirror, love?
15:03Oi.
15:04Don't speak to my daughter like that.
15:06She started it.
15:07Oh, of course I did.
15:08And you, upstairs now.
15:14Sit down.
15:16Thanks, Chelsea.
15:17OK, so listen, Dee and Jack are back in the morning
15:21so we can have a proper engagement party tomorrow.
15:24So what was this?
15:25Oh, this was what you call a, what is it?
15:27A placeholder.
15:29Well, I hope it's not going to be a long engagement.
15:32What, you can't keep up with the place, Andy?
15:33Oh, come on, let's get you and that ring back home.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38I'm going to the cafe.
15:42And you've got until the end of the night.
15:52Sophie, thanks for calling back.
15:57No, no.
15:57Hold on, slow down.
16:01Say that again.
16:02I thought Christmas with all my kids.
16:05Yeah, well, you ain't got someone telling you to die in massive letters.
16:09I just wanted a nice evening.
16:11We can still have...
16:12Zoe, you've just insulted two of my best punters.
16:15Yeah, because they were laughing about someone wanting me dead.
16:17Oh, no one wants you dead, Zoe.
16:19I was shot.
16:20Yeah, by someone you beat up and he's now locked away.
16:23Oh, is that why he did it?
16:24So it obviously ain't him, it's someone else.
16:26OK, listen, so, OK, whoever it is, I know it's not nice.
16:29Nice?
16:29Nan's got something to say, don't you, Nan?
16:34Yeah, she has always got something to say.
16:36I told you, please!
16:39Stop kicking off!
16:40Yeah, but that's what they're trying to make you think, that it's all me!
16:42But that's the truth!
16:43So we've tried!
16:44We have all tried!
16:46Then try harder!
16:47You know, me and Freddie, we need to get back down, sir.
16:50No, no, Jean!
16:51She needs to see what she's doing and who she is affecting.
16:55Tell them, Nan.
16:58See, look up.
16:59Jean is too polite to tell you how upset she is.
17:02Lily knows.
17:03Polite?
17:04Jean ain't stopped having a go since Stacey left.
17:07It was probably how to put the lights up!
17:08No, no, this is Jean!
17:17My boy's through there, yeah?
17:19And he's made mistakes and he's held his hands up to them
17:23and now he's trying everything he can to make things right
17:25and to make people like him.
17:27And go on, me.
17:30What am I doing?
17:32You've got yourself in a hole and you keep on digging.
17:36At this rate, you'll be in Australia before Freddie and Anna.
17:39I ain't slept properly in weeks.
17:41Yeah, you think any of us have?
17:43This is why Freddie is leaving!
17:45I'm going because I love Anna.
17:46Because he can't take any more of this aggro!
17:48He shouldn't have to.
17:50None of us should.
17:50You're the one who went looking for me, who brought me back here!
17:53It's affecting our business, it's affecting my boys
17:58and it's affecting Jean, come on!
18:00Listen, I love you, yeah?
18:02You know that and I will take a bullet for you.
18:06But all this, this is tearing the family apart!
18:11So what are you saying?
18:14You want me gone?
18:23You made up your sister, yeah?
18:33Dad.
18:36You need to stop all this against Harry and his family.
18:40Kojo really misses this friend.
18:43And Gina really liked him, whatever she wants to pretend.
18:47He got my brother involved.
18:49And now he's out of here.
18:51He just needs his mate.
18:52They both do.
18:59Come on, little girl.
19:02All grown up.
19:06I'm going to miss you.
19:09I'm going to miss you too.
19:10What didn't you tell them?
19:29Oh, she's going.
19:30Don't need to.
19:31She thinks everyone thinks that there's someone out there to get off.
19:34And there is.
19:35Yes, you!
19:36All this fighting is because...
19:37I just did the lights, Lily.
19:39You promised me.
19:42I had my fingers crossed.
19:43This is not funny, Nan!
19:44Just one thing.
19:45Just today.
19:46That's all I did.
19:48How can I believe you?
19:49Oh, well, don't then, Lily.
19:53Oh, I understand that all of this is very difficult for you right now without your mum.
19:57But I am trying my best, my hardest, to look after you.
20:05I am taking my meds.
20:11I know what an episode looks like.
20:13You tell them.
20:14It'll all blow up and that will be the rest of the evening.
20:17And I just need to get through Freddie leaving.
20:20Lovely, beautiful, gentle Freddie.
20:24And then, I'll be okay.
20:34So, how does your fiancé feel about marrying a thief?
20:42I just spoke to your wife.
20:47Her restraining order.
20:49I mean, that is serious.
20:52It's not gone to court yet.
20:54And you should not have rung her.
20:56Seems like lovely, kind Dr. Truman ain't as lovely and kind as he makes out.
21:03Not when it comes to women.
21:05Not when he don't get his own way.
21:07You had no right.
21:08And there's your dad, thinking how good it is you'll still get on.
21:11You say one word to him.
21:12My kids are in that house.
21:15Kim, Yolandi.
21:16You think I'd hurt any of them?
21:18Sophie is a liar.
21:19She's taken out her restraining order.
21:24So, what are you going to do?
21:29Right now?
21:32I don't know.
21:33Come.
21:49I'm sorry for how I've been acting.
21:53I just...
21:53I need you to have the best.
21:57And if you're sure it's Freddie...
21:59I am.
22:00Okay.
22:00Then, uh...
22:02Then go.
22:05Go and see the world.
22:07With him.
22:08If I hear that he's hurt you, I'm going to come out there.
22:14I'm going to come after him.
22:15I know you will.
22:16No, I will.
22:17I know.
22:18Not for you.
22:22Happy now, all of you?
22:24Oh, don't you ever stop.
22:26Not like this.
22:27You're the one who told me to go.
22:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:29That's not what happened, though, is it?
22:30You're leaving.
22:31Really?
22:32Yeah.
22:32My so-called mother throwing me out on the street.
22:35I'm not throwing you out.
22:36I'm the one that's tried my hardest.
22:38Not one person here has tried at all.
22:41Well, you said I was a drama queen.
22:43Not one of you has stood by me.
22:45Zoe, that's not true.
22:46I've got three boys upstairs.
22:48You've always wanted more than me.
22:49Chloe, that's not fair.
22:50Stop, my case.
22:51One of you.
22:53Someone here.
22:54You're doing it to me.
22:56I wouldn't waste my time.
22:58Vic.
22:58I told you to back off.
23:00And you two whingebags.
23:03No wonder Stacey couldn't wait to get away from here.
23:05So we're trying to have a little leaving party, all right?
23:07Well, have one for me while you're at it.
23:09Please, Abby, not like this.
23:12I thought if there was one person that would be on my side,
23:16it'd be you, Kathleen.
23:19Um...
23:30Billy said that Teddy is changing his plea.
23:35I mean, he has tried to push him to stick with not guilty, but...
23:38He might listen to anyone.
23:42Have you told them?
23:43The boys?
23:44I know, but he's in court tomorrow, Nicola.
23:51It's going to be all over the news.
23:53Well, I'll keep the telly off.
23:54I know.
24:12After everything I said,
24:14I'm the last person you want to see.
24:16I know you're not part of any of this.
24:26I've got nowhere else to go.
24:33I've got you now.
24:37I've got you.
24:40You're safe.
24:40Oh, oh, oh, and Mo said to tell you that, um,
24:47should anything go wrong,
24:48to remember that every cloud has a silver lining,
24:50which you can then flog.
24:52Oh, you tell Mo that I said she needs to start her own TikTok.
24:55Will you send me a postcard?
24:57Oh, I don't think people send postcards anymore.
24:59A photo.
25:00Oh, maybe not a photo, just a little text.
25:01A little text, just every now and then.
25:03Oh, I'm really going to miss you.
25:07Oh, well, that's life, isn't it?
25:08It goes on.
25:08Now, you go on to that big, wide world
25:12and show them how absolutely fabulous you are.
25:16Had to learn something from those years of you, didn't I?
25:22I know I haven't always been the best mum,
25:25but I'll always be here for you.
25:29I thought I lost you.
25:31So, just having you back has been enough.
25:34Anything goes wrong?
25:43You call me, all right?
25:46I'm on your plane ride away.
25:47I love you.
25:48I love you.
25:52It's a very long plane ride.
25:54I'm OK.
25:55You're going to make me mess up on the sky.
26:13You sure I can't drive you two?
26:16No, no.
26:17We're going to start as we mean to go on, aren't we?
26:21Yeah.
26:21Yeah?
26:22Listen, are you sure that you're going to be OK?
26:24I'm going to be fine.
26:25Absolutely fine.
26:27Shouldn't I be?
26:31Look.
26:33This place has been amazing.
26:35Ready?
26:36Ready.
26:37Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:38Bye.
26:39Bye.
26:39Bye.
26:39Bye.
26:39Bye.
26:40Bye.
26:40Bye.
26:41Bye.
26:42Bye.
26:43Bye.
26:44Bye.
26:45Bye.
26:46Bye.
26:47Bye.
26:48Bye.
26:49Bye.
26:50Bye.
26:51Bye.
26:52Bye.
26:53Bye.
26:54Bye.
26:55Bye.
26:56Bye.
26:57Bye.
26:58Bye.
26:59Bye.
27:00Bye.
27:01Bye.
27:02Bye.
27:07You keep my secret and I'll keep yours.
27:10I ain't the same.
27:11Bye.
27:12Whatever you boys are talking about you'd have to cut it short because I'm going to need
27:17my sexy fiancee upstairs right now.
27:20Yeah.
27:22I'm just a geezer trying to keep his head above water.
27:32Of course you are.
27:34And you...
27:35You're a danger to women.
27:38And I'm watching you.
27:40Watch all you want.
27:43Not a word.
27:52Not a word.
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