Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12- Ticcing in a British Accent
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00:00It's an accent, a bottle of water, or something like that.
00:05A bottle of water.
00:06A bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:14All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:17We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we could increase the budget.
00:28No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vic, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
01:00The rideshare is going to be here.
01:02What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:05What is it?
01:06Oh, yeah, 18.
01:07This is going to be epic.
01:08Come here, Uncle Man.
01:10We'll be right there.
01:11Hopefully.
01:12We'll come back.
01:15Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:17You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:19Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:21I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:27And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:36I'm extremely concerned for Colin.
01:38It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that and to know that they're sitting with my daughter.
01:43It's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:45Baylin took her meds.
02:01She's knocked out.
02:03I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:07I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like, oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:14I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:19If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:27Thank you, Kevin.
02:28Can you please take your seats for dancing?
02:39That's right.
02:44We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back overland.
02:49I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:53My legs have been in the same position for like seven hours.
02:56But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
03:01Our first international flight.
03:04Yeah.
03:05This is our first international flight together.
03:07And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:11But with flying in this case.
03:13Did we lose a wheeler?
03:17Like, what's going on?
03:19It's not making it any better.
03:22Sorry about that.
03:28We're on the ground.
03:29Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:32The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:36Thank you, dude.
03:37Feet on the ground.
03:41It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:44Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London can bring to us.
03:50The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:54This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:57However, we're here in hopes that in the future it can bring me relief and help my tics.
04:03Toilets?
04:04They don't label it bathroom.
04:05They label it toilets.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Hello.
04:10My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:19and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:24Wankers.
04:25I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already ticking in a British accent.
04:30Dick.
04:31Community dick.
04:32I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:35Back in my day.
04:36Shut the fuck up.
04:38Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:43It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:47We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:51We wanted to share the experience.
04:53To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful, but get ready London because here
04:58we come.
04:59Here we come.
05:00I'm not going to get built.
05:01This morning's been in London.
05:02What are you doing?
05:04We're doing that morning.
05:05Nice.
05:06No, no.
05:07janitor.
05:08It's a little bit traffic to school.
05:09This makes me go.
05:10No.
05:11No, no, no.
05:12Can I go.
05:13No.
05:14To the other constellation.
05:15Oh, no.
05:16Yes, no.
05:17Eric Nick?
05:18No.
05:19I'm tired, get my Ventures.
05:20Oh, no!
05:22Well, I didn't care if I had aона.
05:23Are you getting a yourself?
05:24What?
05:26Hey, I'm feeling that I'm from my head right now.
05:27hits i was airport ready not london ready i don't even know what that means so how long are we on
05:35this for three hours are we really no i just know that we're going to like padding i'm so excited
05:43to get to the rental house the only thing that's stopping us is about 6 000 trains to get there
05:48however i have no idea the type of living that uk and you ukans england people i have no idea what
05:58a uk house looks like this is our first time doing this we have no idea what we're doing
06:02we have to walk up oh now we gotta go down sick
06:18let's just make it to the rental place
06:32their sidewalks here are pretty skinny look at the double decker oh yeah oh my god look at their
06:41license plates look at that look at that taxi bailen tight ass tuesday motherfucker
06:48just sold to joe biden i need this travel to end like now it feels like it's taken us just as long
06:58to get to this rental house as it has to fly over the atlantic ocean who's excited to be here
07:04okay who's ready to nap praise the lord we are here why is there a doorknob in the middle did you just
07:14lock it oh what are we guys i got this i swear i got this you know it's okay we're locked out
07:21maybe everything's backwards and upside down in london after a long day of travel we made it all the
07:27way here thousands of miles of traveling get all the way here can't get in the house
07:32is there a secret room you have to unlock both of them push or something oh sweet we're here yay
07:43there's a piano maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out like who's in what room
07:55take a dick bitch hold up they have their microwave in the pantry yeah that's so cool
08:04that is so weird oh my god this is kind of cool hell yeah this house is very scenic bodacious beautiful
08:13gorgeous scenic twice did anything about the house feel different when you walked in the stairs it's
08:19small it feels like it's small it's small but it just goes straight up and it feels antique like
08:25everything's left in like the 1900s or something yeah are you tired yeah so i think what's important
08:32right now is we kind of like pick out rooms and stuff find a space and relax relax we have a lot
08:39of stuff packed up to do tomorrow what are we doing tomorrow we're going on a double-decker bus tour
08:45sweet isn't that the one with like bowling on the top no you're funny what time do we have to do
08:53that we'll figure it all out suck dick everybody needs to get a good night's sleep so i'll start now
09:00i'll start now have you ever experienced jet lag before um i definitely have experienced jet lag but
09:08not on i'm sorry how the fuck have you experienced jet lag when you've never flown across the country
09:16before so florida florida's the same time no well i all right next question you're gonna crash there
09:25bae yeah colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me ma okay yeah
09:29cheese and onion that sounds absolutely fucking disgusting tangy cheese ew even disgustinger
09:45i've definitely never seen these flavors before prawn cocktail you know i don't think those are going to
09:54touch my taste buds at all this trip
09:57what the hell of this invention
10:03that doesn't look good the charging ports are just crazy it's like the sideways
10:10dot in the middle i'm just failing at life today how do people in england charge their phones
10:17i'm gonna fall off the bed my feet are gonna hang off
10:24all right well we got the travel to london done jack it's good
10:32sounds good already
10:48that's so much different from the u.s like even though we haven't even like wandered yet
10:54like everything is still so much different it feels like yeah it's an adventure our first overnight stay in london was pretty uneventful
11:03everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick and the rental came stuck with the basics so we're having bacon and eggs this morning
11:10i don't understand like if you use that to make you like less dizzy on the plane why do you still have it on right now
11:16the last three days if i take it off and
11:18we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip well that's what we're doing today so that's why i'm leaving it on for the full amount of time
11:26okay balen's new pulse appointment is in two days so we have time to settle in do some touristy
11:33things and kind of just get to know london and today we're going on a double-decker bus tour
11:37what are you excited to do today oh no you don't know come on london
11:45i thought there was gonna be like skyscrapers and tall huge like apartments or whatever
11:52and i didn't really see that because we're like on the outskirts and we're in the like
11:56north south or northeast or whatever and it's definitely north south holy shit
12:03oh you guys make it you guys got three plates out morning morning you're all ready
12:11yep i'm ready to go want some eggs why are they yellow because they're not in america where we put
12:18hormones and everything in our food oh my god that's not it at all yes it is here we go
12:23i'm so happy to be here we're in literally london i'm gonna just pretend that i'm not gel agged
12:31i'm good we're good we're great are you getting excited for the the new pulse meeting yeah that's
12:41what i'm pretty much most excited about i'm excited for the bus today yeah but i'm excited to see kind
12:48of what the device does and how it works and more information on it new pulse could be life-changing
12:55if this device works it could help me for 10 minutes it could help me for an hour it could help me going
13:00to the grocery store or it could help me go to a foreign country it could just make my world flip
13:07i'd love to go to a movie theater for the first time yeah that'd be so fun something like that
13:13right yeah like if it helps me five percent if it helps me no percent we're still yeah there's still
13:18a reason why we came here and it's just going on and finding the next the next best thing this is
13:23still going to be an amazing adventure yeah i'm excited i have no idea what even downtown london
13:29looks like me neither tell colin he can stand there with the guy with the buffalo head i want to meet
13:34the king okay i had to break the news to him that that probably won't fucking happen why am i learning
13:39all these weird things about colin he wants to meet the king he's riding in on a horse on the wedding
13:44and then she can get lessons from the king to ride the horse that sounds fantastic okay what did the
13:53wedding planner have to say about colin and his horse oh god i don't even know colin and i met up with
14:02the wedding planner and she basically told us that we spent too much money on our venue which is putting
14:09a huge squeeze on the rest of the budget hi kids you guys can pick a plate all right i'm gonna go
14:15on with those bacon collins oh so sometime on this trip me and colin need to talk to my parents about
14:22the struggles we're having with wedding okay i'm not trying to rush anybody but we do i have to make
14:28sure that we get out of here for the bus i am really soon let's get scooting because i don't want
14:32to be late okay sweet do i want to have the conversation on a double-decker bus no
14:40but our wedding is only nine months away and the clock is ticking to figure it all out
14:45fucking bitches fuck bitches get money
14:56ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour next stop piccadilly circus pick a
15:03dick bit the tour and the tour guide are awesome but i can definitely feel balance takes
15:09escalating the longer that we're on this bus tour
15:15i'm excited for all the history there it is i love it it's original it almost looks like an old firetruck
15:40at the front it's so charming i'm so excited to go see the sights of london today we're going on a
15:47bus tour but i'm just a little bit nervous with how my tics will be
15:52hey man how's it going russell nice to meet you my name is sven sven lovely to meet you too please
16:06sit there sir what's your name beckner beckner grand nice one take a seat please lovely to meet
16:12you of course the tour guide is bald i just can't catch a break no breaks catched
16:19you're bald lovely to meet you so welcome to london thank you i made it all five seconds five seconds
16:28ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour the only tour that's a mix of
16:33history comedy and loads of traffic hopefully not so here we go on your left hand side we have good
16:41old father thames london's largest body of water and also claims to fame for being a river and biohazard
16:48at the same time quick little fact if you fall in we're not going to fetch you out you'll become
16:53part of this historical tour and right next to it you can see the magnificent london eye you're bald
17:00there are 32 capsules each capsule holds 25 people so 800 people capacity there are so many stimulants
17:08on this bus tour for my tics goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on and
17:15off i'm using every c-bit technique whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible
17:21so that my urge can still be let out but i'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings
17:28okay here we go next stop piccadilly circus pick a dick hit driver
17:33hit it bitch
17:39perk plot to that deck perk that deck oh big ben now big ben big ben is actually the name of the bell
17:49not the building the bell weighs 13.7 tons and like my ex-missus it kicks off once an hour and expects to
17:56be listened to by everyone you know i wasn't really paying attention i was just trying to grab branches
18:05off the tree but i'm learning a little bit you saw big ben yeah how long have you guys been in london
18:14for a day yeah enjoy is it yeah is it your first time in london yeah yeah yeah enjoying it yeah what
18:23what food have you tasted so far have you had pie match and liquor not no i hope it's 15 okay no liquor
18:32yeah liquor actually liquor liquor is the term for a source we put on the pie yeah it's i can't remember
18:37yeah as opposed to yeah because you call liquor booze in the states a little booze on the bobby
18:43what's about i don't know so if you go in and ask for pie match and liquor it's not you're not going
18:48to get drunk on it what's on the list of to do is any any major things you want to see
18:54he wants to meet king charles
18:58yeah well yeah okay i mean later on if the flags flying high you know he's at home maybe going
19:04have a knock on the front door yeah give it a whirl yeah why are you so obsessed with beating the king
19:10name another king in the world he's got to be the only king in the world no there's more kings
19:15where there's like the prince of greece and like the prince of other all these other princes yes but
19:20they obviously have fathers i just want to have dinner with a king i have a question why don't they
19:26carry ranch in the uk ranch what's ranch you don't wait you don't know what ranch is no it's a condiment
19:34no way yes is it like is it liquidy is it dry yeah it's a dressing it's a liquidy dressing i'm so
19:42disappointed i don't have ranch on me right now or else his world would be changed hoof mind-changing
19:50suck on donkey balls bitch unfortunately this one isn't it's in the ground of um not the
19:56archbishop account hello hello hello good day there governor the tour and the tour guide are awesome
20:07but i can definitely feel balen's ticks escalating the longer they were on this bus tour this is a lot
20:13of simulation for someone with tourette's fantastic fantastic dick
20:21i really hurt my hand it's gonna be bruised tomorrow yeah it kind of hurt my pinky i'm sorry
20:28so i hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat
20:32my ticks are escalating on the bus because i'm able to see and look out and yell at people
20:38fuck you bitch and then the other one is because the bus is filled
20:45oh i really needed to let that out
20:50and then it's a new place new time new environment
20:53i'm stressed and overstimulated so we'll be coming past the grounds the rear of buckingham palace
21:00the queen's garden or his majesty's garden now yeah so if the flag's up as i say it means he's
21:06he's in residence if it's halfway down and upside down have a mild panic because i don't know what it
21:11means but yeah is it red right here yeah that's what what are you doing beat myself yeah it hurts
21:19really bad punch me don't punch yourself anytime her tics become pretty overwhelming i tell her to
21:27just let me know because she gets the urge so just to let me know before she does it and i can put my
21:32arm there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself oh yeah this is this is buckingham palace
21:38you're right or the gardens of buckingham palace and we'll go past that later on
21:42this is more bruised than my hand this hurts a lot honestly so i'm going to need some ice on that
21:52when we get back yeah so this is westminster abbey now further down here you'll see there's another
22:01church and it actually looks like a mosque but it's a byzantinian church and inside when you go inside
22:07it's okay i can definitely see that the ticks are escalating and i think what makes me uncomfortable
22:13is that i'm seeing some self-destructive kind of ticks and i haven't seen those in a while this is
22:19exactly why we wanted to come to london and try the new pulse device if this device works these moments
22:26could be so much more enjoyable for balen it's never been never been finished why i do not know i mean
22:34just like this tour guide is super fun and i want to see all of london but my ticks are too bad and
22:42this is just too much right now i just feel like i need to get off this bus as soon as possible
23:04i watched one a mate of mine said come on i'm gonna go to a game yeah my word i couldn't believe
23:21it we got there at nine o'clock in the morning there were barbecues going all sorts of things
23:25my ticks have not been this bad in a really long time and i'm just really thankful that the bus tour
23:31is almost over this is horsbury road so we've come around in a massive circle shut up you're winning
23:41okay ladies and gentlemen don't get out the tissues but this is the end of the tour
23:47it's been lovely to have you all aboard balen was a little bit on fire with her tics
23:53she's self-harming like those are the ticks that beat her down but we're so proud that she pushed
24:01through and finished the bus tour like there's always a balance that's occurring between making
24:07sure the whole family is okay but also making sure that balen has what she needs to be okay
24:14russell knocked it out of the park russell was super cool yeah he's awesome tour guy was amazing
24:19the tour was amazing do you guys want to do anything else before we head back to the house
24:23me and con are going to go to the big ben and take pictures we're going to walk over here have fun
24:27let's just catch up in a few we plan on doing more sightseeing today but today has been a lot for me
24:33already it got cold all of a sudden look how pretty big ben is though yeah so i would rather just get my
24:41picture with big ben here and go back to our rental and have a relaxing peaceful night
24:47well that was a lot of fun anybody tired oh my god what do you guys want to do now what do you
24:53want to do grab some ice cream i'll grab some ice i don't want ice cream they probably do i'll go
24:58okay come on let's go all right we'll just meet you over there then okay perfect we'll wait for
25:04balen and colin i know they're doing their thing oh my god all right that's exciting
25:10it's so helpful to have my mom candy here to help with the boys yeah especially since our
25:18day's already been an adventure and with how intense base ticks have been today we really
25:23haven't had a chance to check in with each other yep dick
25:31my ticks were absolutely terrible my collarbone hurts my neck hurts my head hurts my knees hurt
25:42so it's been a day what's crazy is that we haven't seen her do like the hitting thing in forever
25:49well it is concerning i mean it's not like she's with strangers she's with us like if she was by
25:54herself would that be 10 times worse 100 times worse i know and it's like she can't help it because
26:01colin kept saying to her just hit me instead hit me but she's like i can't i think it actually caught
26:06her off guard because i don't think because her knowing that we're going on a bus right so she
26:11thinks she's separated from a crowd when really you're not because you're seeing all this stimulation
26:16around you so your body is still being hyper aware that's just overwhelming for her there's no
26:23quick shot to fix it but your mind still takes you back to this hope of the new pulse i'm so hopeful
26:30that this device is going to help valen that i've almost willed myself to believe it as a parent i'm
26:35just hoping that this device gives her some relief and gives her some hope that there is something better
26:47to look forward to because she needs it
26:55but other other than my tics on the tour the tour was really really cool the tour guide was awesome
27:01didn't say anything about my tics yeah like it was just super super cool to be like with somebody that
27:07doesn't care but also is as funny and amazing as he was yeah he was he was very funny you're bald
27:15you're bald you're bald but to be able to see all the history about the city which is just amazing
27:25like this city is just crazy like it really is the architecture the people but uh you getting on that
27:31thing the eye yeah absolutely not okay but speaking of like tourist things and like things to do
27:42we still need to uh talk to my parents about the wedding yeah it's just important that we do it sooner
27:50than later dick down in dallas you're not my meemaw
27:56do i think that right now is the right time to talk to them
28:01no it's been a really long day so it has and i agree with you it doesn't need to be today
28:08we have very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to get
28:13my parents away from the rest of the group so i'm honestly not sure when me and con will be able to
28:19talk to my parents but the longer we wait the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding
28:25bald
28:33bitch there's a lot of bald people in the uk we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know
28:37that i've never really noticed that many ball people until today they are everywhere they live
28:44amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting them
28:50bald
29:07make sure to order the cab so we're not late yeah i already ordered the cab i figured out how to do
29:13it there's like an app oh a little high tech yeah a little app that you call it from so
29:17well your family's meeting us there right yeah hopefully the traffic isn't too bad yeah my family
29:24is currently out sightseeing right now say hi we're on the london eye is anybody nervous
29:34after the bus tour yesterday colin and i just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
29:38because i will not be going on the london eye i'm petrified of heights once they're done my family
29:45is going to meet us for lunch so me and colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub for the
29:51first time in london we're so excited well i'm so excited i don't know about colin i'm excited too
29:58what do you think is british food here to eat porridge i don't even know what porridge is but i
30:03saw it on a menu somewhere i'm like excited to try food but i'm also like such a picky eater that i'm
30:08just like i don't know how far i'm gonna be able to go we're not adventurous eaters let's just put
30:14it that way we're both picky eaters but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes when in london
30:21get bangers and mash i'm sorry somebody's peeing down the on the tube i think it's somebody going to
30:32pee right now right let's wait and find out oh oh oh yeah i think that's it i am look at them they're
30:44so cool yep this is us well wait con is getting out oh morning good morning you're all right how you
30:53doing good how are you yeah not super oh thank you oh where are we off to uh we're going to the duke of
31:00hamilton very nice thank you thank you all right welcome you got everything yeah yes yeah yeah thank
31:06you what is that a little fancy sweet see opening the door i just want to let you know um i have
31:21tourette syndrome it's a neurological involuntary motor and vocal disorder so if you hear or see anything
31:29that doesn't fit in then just ignore it trust me you're in good company all right you'll be all
31:34right thank you so much you're going to do or say to me that i ain't seen an herb before so
31:39you crack on and enjoy yourself just relax thank you all right i am aware of tourette's i suffer
31:45with adhd myself so it's kind of on the same sort of spectrum line then tuck they are wankers
31:51and i have had passengers with tourette syndrome before and that wasn't an issue either because to be
31:56honest why should it be have you lived in london your whole life well i don't live in london now i
32:04was born in london oh bitch yeah i live in essex but literally on the border of where east london and
32:12essex meet okay essex
32:17growing up like i don't know what it was but i like always wanted a british accent
32:24there's there's something about try it try it oh i'm i'm not good i sound would you like some
32:29shrimp on the bobby she's good yeah that's all right that's australian but yeah close so i'll
32:35i'll give you something to say so okay say um listen mate you've got two choices
32:42you've got two choices there you go that's perfect two choices
32:46you can even walk out see i can't or you're going out the window you've got two choices
32:53you can either walk out or go out the window
32:58that's the best i got
32:59you can even walk out or walk out say out out that's it out or you go out the window
33:11you can throw it out the window your accent is like spot on when you're ticking but when you're
33:17not ticking and you're having to think about it it's harder yeah it's really hard hello hello
33:24hello spot on what brings you to landon there is a device that is currently going through testing
33:34trials for tourettes okay and i'm going there to be part of like an informational meeting to
33:41kind of see how the device affects me and affects and works with my tics basically it's definitely
33:48groundbreaking we're pretty excited to see kind of you're bald bitch yeah he both definitely is
33:58yeah there's a lot of bald people in the uk yeah not wrong yeah we're like 40 british and my dad's
34:07bald too i don't i have no idea we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know that they're
34:15everywhere i've never really noticed that many bald people until today they are everywhere they
34:22live amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting
34:27them i sure worked with my c-bit therapist for with my bald tick before i came here mom even told me
34:34to work on it and i was like no it's not that annoying bald it's not that like it's really like
34:39it's fine i'm glad you didn't work on it because it's entertaining mate oh bitch like that
34:47i am extremely comfortable with this cab driver it's just really really nice to finally be understood
34:53and not have to explain myself so him just being himself made the whole cab ride it's kind of
35:03exciting that our meeting with new pulse is already tomorrow like it's really exciting
35:09that it's just right around the corner bitch i i feel like bad that i'm excited to be here and
35:16i'm grateful but i don't want to have high expectations going into this because if it works
35:21it works if it doesn't it doesn't i'm not gonna like get upset and you're bald you know if it really is
35:26this life-changing and you're able to maybe get it next year hopefully maybe you know that's something
35:34that you know would really help with pregnancy as well you know okay what um okay let's save the baby
35:46talk for another day why i'm it's a serious thing whether the new pulse device works or it doesn't work
35:57i would like to still have a conversation about babies oh i was like you're throwing me for another
36:05loop i of course want a family with colin and i want children however colin's next career could be
36:11him working 24 7 which would mean me at home with a baby 24 7. and it's very difficult with the conditions
36:20that i have there's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown which just puts a lot of pressure on me
36:27i have tourette syndrome stupid
36:31no it's just you're not talking about it you just keep pushing me back and i would like to
36:37eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it
36:39okay all right yeah we can have a conversation about another day okay another day another time
36:51maybe not in the back of a cab okay
36:57i haven't been ready to talk to colin about my concerns because i know that that's that means
37:02everything to him is starting a family and i don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship
37:09and it's she baby weenie
37:18there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me it's really hard to not pay attention to
37:23the man staring at me and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing
37:30at me is he making fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude
37:39it's been a pleasure
37:48oh look hey guys hi bae have you guys been in yet no who's hungry let's get some food i'm pretty hungry
37:58so cute hey guys how you doing hi mom grab a seat wherever you like okay i'll be here in a minute
38:09okay this looks nice are we here over here
38:15i'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about british food so i'm super excited to
38:22try let's hope good food let's hope i thought these bars and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining
38:30everybody's like our fights happen at like seven o'clock dick well i'm not whispering so i was like
38:38what food is that oh wait those are specials over there is that different over there
38:42spotted dick that's actually what it says dick i know nothing about food in the uk i literally only
38:52know that my kids have said mom we hear the food here is kind of gross back there mushy peas fish and
39:00chips with a little brickle-brackle i am a very adventurous eater i explore i guide i taste i do not
39:08personally like exploring foods i just stick to my own lane like if if the food doesn't look good i
39:15don't try dad what are you gonna get dick spotted dick fuck that bitch is there pictures shut the
39:24fuck up what is a french fry clam i don't know why is the whole place going silent
39:35i don't know spotted alone in a safari i'm sorry energy baby waney it's not funny today much like any
39:45other day is a difficult day for valent dick with all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard i think
39:55bae's getting towards her limits today i'm gonna get the bangers and mash someone get fish and chips and
40:02we'll get the bubble and squeak my ticks on the bus yesterday were more physical and the ticks today
40:09at the pub have been more vocal guys how are we getting on here i have a couple questions yeah
40:16i have tourette's so i would just like to let you know i have a tick where i call people bald
40:20so it's absolutely nothing against you he gets it all the time yeah he does um
40:26what is spotted dick spotted dick is a i say dessert so it's a sponge with uh some like dried fruits inside
40:34so raisins currants and served with the custard on the side okay chip buddy buddy chip marty anything
40:41that's a buddy is between two slices of bread like a sandwich so it's carbs on carbs okay i like that
40:47yeah i don't really recall waiting on someone with tourette's objection we do get a lot of american
40:56guests coming in i guess you maybe aren't familiar with uh uk cuisine um but i think in this line of work
41:02you've just got to roll with the punches accept people at face value okay i want i want to try
41:07a beer i've never tried beer before okay where do i start i probably start on a lager what do you want
41:13the alpaca ipa oh okay we're going straight to there i think we'll maybe start with the light
41:18lager and see where we go from there yeah okay okay i have never tried beer before because i've never
41:23been interested in it but the reason why i'm trying beer for the first time in london is because there's
41:29a pub on every single corner basically so what better place to try beer than here i tell you
41:34what i'll bring you a tasty alpaca you can try as well can i all right yeah what about the vinegar
41:40on the fish and chips comes on the side buddy you can add as much as little as you want and it's
41:44cheap baby weenie there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me which corner the left-hand
41:56corner over there to your left he's in the corner he just turns around the stairs and laughs
42:04damn this is the way it is just grew up without no manners crazy the environment
42:11is a little bit small and echoey and it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me
42:17and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing at me is he making
42:24fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude can't fix everybody i expect it when i go out i i
42:34totally expect that people are going to stare people are going to giggle people are going to
42:39laugh but it bugs balen and it bugs colin like your parents obviously didn't raise you right
42:48he's sitting over there and he's like blatantly laughing at balen and her ticking
42:53and that's when the anger starts to build because it's like how are you that rude
42:59i thought it was you have to be 18. i'm trying to enjoy myself the best i can with my family and
43:06with colin but it's so hard to when constantly in your corner you're being laughed and mocked and
43:13stared at it just doesn't make the experience fun and i just don't know how much more i can take
43:20that's wild yeah dick he's about to get called out
43:33colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline what i just don't think i've expressed to
43:39him my concerns we're making every life decision in a matter of like six months and now we you wanting
43:49babies on top of it is it's about one in a family we spoke to the wedding planner okay told us to
43:58lower our expectations or increase our budget and we haven't asked don't throw anything stupid out right
44:06now is that a bitch today is finally the day we are here to meet people with new pulse
44:16a device that helps the frequency of ticks perfect and today i will be able to try it on for the first time
44:24do you feel anything yet sure
44:26bitch
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