Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 13- The Poo-petrator
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00:00Previously on Below Deck Made
00:12Based on obviously working with Joe previously and knowing him well, I've decided to make him lead deckhand
00:17All this for nothing
00:20Max, I'm going to need you on your seat in alert
00:24You'll be on the stern from now on
00:25First, bye-bye the lead deckhand position
00:28Now we take the bow, f*** you, ciao
00:30I am not looking elsewhere
00:32This is very new for me
00:34That's why you haven't had this before?
00:35No, since my ex
00:36How long ago was that?
00:382017
00:39I feel like I can open up and let go with Victoria
00:42This is well out of my comfort zone
00:43My boyfriend passed on my birthday last year
00:45And the one-year anniversary is in four days
00:47Oh my gosh
00:48I have a huge sinus headache and then I can't breathe
00:51So this next charter, I'm going to have you sit it out
00:54And you're back on board by the next charter
00:56I want to give her some time to take care of herself
00:59Take good care of my boy
01:00We can probably go before we fall in love
01:02Because I can't lie
01:05Mama made a mistake
01:08Be truthful
01:09I don't want you to go into this charter without another deckhand
01:13So I'm bringing in Gail
01:14Well, we have a replacement
01:17Gail?
01:19Yeah
01:19You're taking a bit, aren't you?
01:21F***
01:22I believe this is Gail
01:25Jesus Christ
01:25I haven't seen Gail in ten months
01:28I don't know how we're going to react to each other
01:30F***
01:30I'm a hot mess
01:31Neither good enough
01:33This is good
01:34Oh my gosh
01:36This is the weirdest f***ing thing
01:56He's f***ing himself
01:58Hello
02:00Hello
02:01Hello
02:02I'm good, I'm good
02:03Oh my God
02:04Good to see you
02:05I'm good to see you
02:06Oh
02:07F*** you
02:14Oh, I'm so enjoying
02:17Oh
02:18What's happening?
02:20Gail in a nice reunion
02:21She's honestly so special
02:23How you f***ing
02:24How you being?
02:26I'm good, how are you?
02:27I'm good
02:27She's getting rained on
02:29Look
02:30Oh, look at that
02:32He's a magician
02:33Why'd you rip that a**?
02:35F*** you, I need that
02:35Oh
02:36I am really excited to come back to the med
02:39It has been almost ten months since I've seen Nathan
02:42Hi
02:43Hello
02:43I'm Gail
02:44Nathan
02:45I hear you have kisses the cheek, right?
02:49You can't
02:49Unfortunately, it all ended bad
02:59But life goes on
03:02And I want to move forward
03:04In a very professional, plutonic manner
03:07Hi, I'm Gail
03:10Hello
03:10Hello
03:11Hello, Gail
03:12Sorry, get me to grab my bag
03:15Oh, you f***ing chop
03:17Oh, you f***ing chop
03:17Oh, you f***ing chop
03:17Hi
03:18Hi
03:20Hi
03:21Hi
03:21Hi
03:22Hi
03:23Hi
03:24Hi
03:25Hi
03:25Welcome back
03:26Thank you so much for having me
03:28Thank you so much
03:28We're really happy to have you
03:29Thank you for coming since last minute
03:30Oh, my pleasure
03:31Isn't that great?
03:32He's a bosun now
03:33I know
03:34Congratulations
03:35What the f*** is that?
03:38Gail's back
03:38Oh
03:39Nathan's Gail
03:40Oh
03:41She's only here for one chance
03:42This place is so beautiful
03:43Cassie, this is Gail
03:45Hello
03:45Hi, I'm Tindy
03:47Lovely to meet you
03:48Oh, Gail's hair
03:50Nice to meet you
03:51In this war
03:52I'm the lady
03:52Oh, yeah
03:53Nearly for now
03:54You've got me
03:56Bro, it's here to me
03:57Are we leaving the dock today, do you think?
03:59Sorry, Tindy
03:59I don't think so, why?
04:00No way
04:01Gail and I, we're not in a good place
04:03There's multiple reasons
04:04I don't know what it is about it
04:05But I think she doesn't really respect me
04:07Like, she doesn't
04:09Like, how's up, what I've done
04:10Like, the girls and stuff
04:11How could you just blame with these women?
04:14Oh, for God's sake
04:14She can't cause a lot of issues
04:16Well, now I know
04:17Now I know
04:17Since last season
04:18Her perspective of me
04:19And my perspective of it
04:20Has just never cooled down
04:21And they run around the boat
04:22We're all in here
04:23We're not the energy
04:23I've got to tread carefully
04:26Because obviously
04:26As Nathan
04:27We're very good mates
04:28So I don't want this
04:29To create an awkward environment
04:31For the deck team
04:32You've changed the man
04:33Yep
04:34I've heard a little
04:37Someone's a little bit more excited
04:38Than the others to see you
04:39Is that right?
04:40Who are you talking about?
04:41No idea
04:42I am so honoured
04:44And so privileged
04:45That Captain Sandy
04:45In a time of need
04:46Gave me a call
04:47Since stepping off
04:52Motor Yacht Mystique
04:53I have not stopped learning
04:54Did my dive masters
04:56I then became
04:57A scuba diving instructor
04:58I studied my little butt off
05:00To get my master of yachts
05:02200 tonne
05:03And I am three times a deckhand
05:04I was when I stepped on last year
05:06Mum, I'm having a hard consultations
05:08Focus
05:10This is going to be the first day
05:12Of the rest of your life
05:13Now go and find her
05:14And tell her what to do
05:15So we got the fenders
05:16We got the lines
05:17I'm done
05:18Have you put the bag back?
05:20Maxime
05:21Sorry, supreme bleed dickens
05:23So we have late for us here
05:26Let's hope we don't have to use the
05:27Lights pulled
05:29Nice
05:29On it, Ish
05:31You're on it
05:31So you're going to be on the stand
05:33Okay
05:33I'll follow you
05:34No, you can go first
05:35I don't know where I'm going
05:36This is incredible
05:39Isn't this all you've ever wanted?
05:43This is what's coming
05:45Aww
05:45Do we have any activities planned?
05:48Yeah, you
05:49I want to show you the emergency exit
05:53I think
05:53To the girl that you replaced
05:56Covering for?
05:57Yeah, for her and sorry
05:58She's having Jo replaced
06:00Hooking up
06:00If she got sick
06:03And she must have lost
06:04Crane it out
06:04And Jo hooked up with Jessie
06:07That's rough
06:08I've guessed there
06:11I'm in there
06:12Don't make things weird
06:15No, I'm just telling you
06:16I want to be transparent
06:17Okay
06:17But there's nothing to worry about
06:19I'm not worried
06:20I don't even speak to her
06:21I'm not worried
06:22You do you
06:22I know, but I don't even speak to her
06:23Okay, I can't get it
06:24Do you want to go up and open it?
06:26Wash your head
06:26Where's the door?
06:27Where's the exit?
06:28See the big thing behind you?
06:29Oh, s***
06:30I'm f***ing going to destroy my head
06:32This is weird
06:38You know, I got a little bit
06:39Like emotional this morning
06:40I've never really had someone
06:41Kept like emotional
06:42And he just
06:43Oh
06:44No
06:45I like do not ever cry
06:50Oh my gosh
06:52What's happening?
06:53I don't cry in front of anyone
06:55I didn't cry in front of my ex-boyfriends
06:58I only cry in the car
06:59Listening to music
07:00And getting to the place I need to go
07:01I feel like I'm not wasting time then
07:03And this is just a layer
07:05That I completely didn't see coming with Max
07:07But I'm not mad about it
07:09Quite shocked
07:10I'm secretly happy that
07:11Gail is Nathan
07:13And it's not some madame girl
07:14That might like you
07:16Dekru, Dekru
07:18Please come to the bridge
07:19For preference meeting
07:21Gails, gails
07:22And Josh
07:22Can we meet in the Kremis
07:24For preference meeting, please?
07:26C'est du ennemi?
07:27Yeah
07:27Let's do the shorter together
07:28No
07:30Number seven
07:33Bunch of real estate people
07:35Karlyn owns 17 companies
07:38Jesus
07:39Go on, girl
07:40She has chowdering bravado
07:42With her real estate brokerage company in Florida
07:44Daniel, Joaquin, Talia, Zaya, Ang, Bethany
07:48And Rhys work with Karlyn at her brokerage
07:51So we've got pescatarian, vegan, gluten-freeze
07:55Not this again
07:56I don't just eat salad
07:57Since I'm vegan
07:58You know
07:59We tend to put a little more thought
08:00Into our food
08:01Karlyn would like to go all out
08:03With an 80s thing celebration
08:05She would love to have Asian food
08:07For dinner that night
08:08Day two
08:09Karlyn would like to explore
08:10It's a bit of a journey
08:13But you guys up for this?
08:15Yeah
08:15I'm excited
08:17Guests arrival at three o'clock now
08:19Let's get the boat ready
08:20Yeah
08:21Thank you so much
08:22You're going to be a prick to me
08:34I'm just not going to give you my time of day
08:38That's it
08:39The only bad thing that I had last season
08:52Regardless of what happens
08:54Yeah
08:54Is basically you
08:55Like I'm carrying this energy
08:56Really?
08:57Yeah
08:57Well like last season
08:58I didn't fully understand
08:59Like when I don't understand something
09:00It frustrates the hell out of me
09:01And last season
09:02That's how it felt
09:03Like I never meant to disrespect you
09:04As a lead deck
09:05And I just felt
09:05How I felt about
09:06How I was being treated
09:08Yeah
09:08Honestly
09:08Like I hate micromanagers
09:10And I think I've become the micromanager
09:11That I always hated
09:12Like I've done bad
09:13And I just want to say
09:14I'm sorry
09:15I've grown as a person
09:16I'm like doing it for like
09:17360 kind of thing
09:18Joe is a snake
09:20He said yeah we're cool before
09:22And then he's gone and
09:23Behind my back
09:24So I just don't trust him
09:26I still don't trust it
09:28You know
09:28So last charter season
09:29I didn't even say this
09:30For the good of Nathan at the time
09:31But just the fact that
09:32He's texting my boyfriend
09:33And playing with Nathan
09:34She's cheated
09:35I got you something
09:40Thank you darling
09:41My pleasure
09:43I lose a lot of respect
09:44When people cheat
09:45You know
09:46Once a cheat
09:47Always a cheat
09:47Well I'm happy that you're here
09:48And I'm happy that you have to come and say you
09:50Not to be too harsh
09:53But what about what happened
09:54With you and Kizzy
09:55Yeah like
09:56So even though I'm not with this
09:58I'm sorry
09:58I'll go into the question
10:00I've got some element
10:02I've got some element
10:04I've got some element of regret
10:07But
10:09Kiss and Kizzy
10:10It's not even in the same realm
10:12Get out as a cheater
10:13But I'm actually a single man
10:14So how can you put me as a cheater
10:16That's very different for me
10:17I should smash it up
10:18Thank you sir
10:19Coming up
10:22It's mad seeing you again
10:23Yeah
10:24It's brought back a lot of feelings
10:26I think I love you
10:28How much have you got left in the cabin and the whole stairway
10:45Amazing
10:46Veggie
10:47Pescatarian
10:48This is bulls**t man
10:49Bro
10:49You're the nicest person
10:51I've ever f***ing met in your life
10:52And you're the hard worker
10:52That's true bro
10:53I appreciate
10:54See my problem is
10:56I think I'm a nice guy
10:57I just like women
10:58Okay
10:59But it doesn't work well in my favour
11:00How's Joe going?
11:02I think the Kizzy and V situation
11:04Is playing on those men
11:05Oh
11:05Like when I have something special
11:07Like V?
11:08Yeah
11:09I just
11:10I've got like a mental block
11:13The mental block
11:14I go
11:14No
11:15They kissed
11:17They kissed
11:19Yuck
11:21I am not surprised in the slightest
11:24Disappointed?
11:25Yes
11:26It's pretty f***ing
11:27And it's the timing as well
11:29Because her
11:29Fitter his heart's in the anniversary
11:31He's coming up at the bottom
11:32And your birthday
11:33Why can he not
11:35Keep it in his pants?
11:37We won't be leaving
11:38Where we go
11:39Connecting with us, isn't it?
11:41It's coming
11:41All Coral crew
11:43Ten minutes till guest arrival
11:44Please get into your whites
11:46Let's meet in the main salon
11:47Oh my god
11:49Are you judging me with Chris?
11:52Oh yeah
11:52You're like funny about this stuff, eh?
11:55Right
11:55I feel like I'm floating
11:57Here they come
11:59Oh my god
12:01They look glamorous
12:02Boys
12:03You've got to just flirt your heart out
12:05Hi
12:05Yeah, this one's on them
12:07Hi
12:07Hello
12:08Hello
12:09Hi
12:10I'm from Carlin
12:10Sandy, nice to meet you
12:11Bye
12:11Bye
12:12Nice to meet you
12:13Hi
12:13Hi, how are you?
12:15I'm so well, how are you?
12:16Good
12:17I already found two that I'm f***ing
12:19The blonde in the middle
12:21Cheers
12:21Cheers
12:21Cheers
12:22Hi everyone
12:24Welcome to Motor Diop Bravado
12:25Unfortunately, due to the weather
12:27We are not departing the dock today
12:29No
12:29But first thing in the morning
12:31We're going to check the weather
12:32And then we'll take off
12:33Awesome
12:33We want you to have a great time
12:35And this team is going to make sure of that
12:37Absolutely
12:38Come aboard and I'll give you guys a tour of the boat
12:41Let's do it
12:42Nobody's falling, okay?
12:43Queenie wants to be saved by the blonde man
12:45Interesting going on this type of vacation with your office
12:49I thought I was the best team
12:51Oh s***
12:51Tag team, let's get changed at our ads
12:55So we can get luggage
12:55Oh, lovely
12:57So I'll show you the cabins downstairs
13:05Oh my goodness
13:05I'm so excited
13:07We've got a king and a queen
13:09So you kind of just have to
13:10Try amongst yourselves
13:11Try amongst yourselves
13:12Oh, wonderful
13:13This is my room
13:14Oh, here we go
13:15Oh, I look so good in my mirror already
13:17She woke up like this
13:18We've left HR at home
13:20We can start running them
13:22Where Cathy was standing
13:23Yes, sir
13:24S*** off with that
13:26So this is the sun deck up here
13:29Oh, cool
13:30A little fire
13:30Wow
13:31Hard hay
13:32Me and you, baby
13:33Right here, babe
13:33Just don't touch me under the water
13:35How about above water?
13:38Thank you
13:38I'm going to turn you so far off
13:41I don't think you can
13:42Oh, I have this all
13:45This is the primary suede
13:48Wow
13:49Wow
13:49This is so nice
13:51Wow
13:52Carlin, I'm coming over here to take a bath
13:54It's nice, though
13:55Super strong girl
13:59Girl, pal
14:00Yeah, that's our luggage on board
14:02Oh, look at that
14:04Beautiful
14:04Turbot
14:05Thank you, Cathy
14:06Pleasure
14:07Pleasure
14:08Do you want to go down first
14:09For two hours?
14:10Yeah
14:11Hold this, baby
14:12Let me get on here
14:12Will you get a photo of me?
14:13I got you
14:14Do you put cologne on?
14:16Uh, tiger bomb
14:17It's not tiger bomb
14:19Oh, there's tiger bomb
14:20It is not tiger bomb
14:21Oh, it's just dipped in water
14:25Look behind you
14:27So hot
14:28Oh, I want wine
14:29Oh, God, this boat
14:31So sad
14:33I'm not moving off the dock
14:37We have to blow them away with the food
14:39Do whatever it takes, right?
14:40Yeah
14:41How's it going, you guys?
14:42Great
14:43Just feel free to settle in, relax
14:46Should we check the decks while we do this?
14:48Just because I feel like we haven't done it in a while
14:50Ice clean, it's the ready
14:51It's my first day, I'm still trying to be good going
14:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
14:54Where are you from?
14:55I live in London
14:57But I grew up on a place called the Isle of Wight
14:59Oh, yeah, yeah
15:00I've heard of it
15:00Small little island
15:01Surrounded by the water and boats
15:03So it was only inevitable that I
15:05Ended up working on yours
15:07Oh, a cat
15:08Long time I didn't see a cat
15:10Hello
15:11Howdy
15:13Let's have a chat
15:14Okay
15:14Thank you
15:15Pleasure
15:16Day one
15:21I was so stoked to come see you guys
15:22Really?
15:23Oh, yeah
15:24Especially Asia
15:24Oh, really?
15:26Yeah
15:26Thanks
15:27You're welcome
15:29Do you pay me for this?
15:31This is me over
15:32This is his job
15:33Relaxing with his girlfriend on a super yacht
15:35But it's okay
15:36It's okay
15:37Oh
15:38It's mad seeing you again, you know
15:41Yeah
15:42It's brought back a lot of feelings
15:45No, no feelings
15:46For me there is
15:48No feelings
15:50Genuinely still think I love you, man
15:52You think a lot of me?
15:55I think I love you
15:56It's crazy, man
16:01You can't say that
16:02You can't say that?
16:03You can't say that
16:04You can't say that?
16:05No, don't say that
16:06Good thing to drop on day one
16:08I feel like I spent a lot of the last year just pretending I'm okay
16:12Really?
16:15Yeah
16:15I just don't want trouble anymore
16:18No, me neither
16:19I'm here and then I leave in like two days
16:23And then I'm gone and then it's done again
16:24Didn't know what to expect
16:29But
16:30I don't know, man
16:32Yeah
16:33Like, can we just be friends?
16:36Like, I just want to be friends
16:37Let's go
16:38After last charter season
16:40Nathan and I travelled for six weeks
16:42And I went back to Australia
16:43He stayed in Ireland
16:45We were trying to stay together
16:47The distance did take a toll
16:49And he goes to me for like five days
16:52And then eventually I was like
16:53Dude, like
16:54Just let me know you're okay
16:56Like, I'm here
16:56If you don't want to do this, it's fine
16:57I'm just
16:58I'm here thinking that something
16:59Something's happened to you
17:00And that's where he was like
17:02I don't know if I can do this right now
17:04He was someone I loved
17:05And yeah
17:06It hurt
17:07Like
17:08It hurt
17:10Coming up
17:15Oh God, God
17:16Why is it smell like that?
17:18There's poo in the shower
17:18Who the f*** makes a s***
17:22Fall out of their arse
17:24In the shower
17:25At a place where staff clean for you
17:28It's all over my hair
17:30And then let's go to the hot tub
17:39What else are we going to do?
17:40I got a fat belly right now
17:41Oink oink
17:42I'm feeling frustrated
17:44Oh yeah, you bring me this little insult to happiness
17:50Have you seen more toys
17:51We haven't made last
17:52Work
17:55I was just curious
17:56I laughed, let me do some more shade
17:58Good job
17:59I'm going to go
18:00Wipe down the whole boat
18:02Just trying to turn you off me
18:04You guys from V?
18:05No
18:06I hate myself
18:07At this point
18:09I'm sure everyone knows
18:10I kiss Jo
18:11On a boat
18:11There's like no secrets
18:12Because walls have ears
18:13So for the next day
18:15I just want to pretend
18:15That V doesn't exist
18:16So that I can like
18:17Get through it
18:18Without feeling like s***
18:19Stress
18:21Don't hate yourself
18:22You're so good to me
18:24Can I get you a drink?
18:25A margarita
18:26Spicy or?
18:26Just regular
18:27I'm spicy enough
18:28I like it
18:29I like it
18:34Oh
18:35Oh, indeed
18:36Yeah, I love those
18:38Guys, yes?
18:39Yeah, I was going to say
18:41Good for pooping
18:41I didn't know that
18:43But they're very good for you
18:44I know
18:44They're very good for you
18:45Temperature okay?
18:47Beautiful
18:48Look, sun's coming out
18:50It's coming in, Lorraine
18:51You're going to make me lose me job
18:58And I love it
18:58Well tonight
19:00The salon could be like the 80s party
19:03Tonight we have got an 80s party
19:05My experience of the 80s was
19:08Not being alive yet
19:10How are we doing with drinks?
19:11Do we need some more?
19:12I'm good
19:12I'm going to go down for it
19:13Yeah, I'm going to go
19:14And start getting my 80s
19:15Yeah
19:16Aisha, Aisha kiss
19:18Do you want me to get changed into my night?
19:20Yeah, and then we can start setting up
19:22Yeah, you fart?
19:23I didn't fart
19:24Is that guy's s*** coming out of his ass from last night?
19:26Tell me a bit
19:27Can you zip me up, please?
19:34Zip me up, zip me up
19:35Oh my girls
19:39Am I lucky to hear you
19:41Guys, I can't take any more, like, cuteness in my life right now
19:45I'm overloaded by affection and love
19:47My little Cathy
19:48She's my daily lover
19:49With the guests and their dietries, it is stressful
19:56They've got gluten-free
19:57We've got a vegetarian
19:58We've got a lactose-free
20:00I love that they guys are all vinegar chips
20:02Yeah
20:03But thank God
20:06The guests requested an Asian dinner
20:08Because this will make my life a lot f***ing easier
20:11To, like, hit all of the points for them
20:13Perfect
20:15This bathroom smells
20:18It does
20:19I wish we'd go out tomorrow, eh?
20:21I mean, it's looking all right
20:22Yeah
20:23So what's the deal with you and V?
20:26I don't know
20:27It's like a little bump man's going on
20:28It's well out of my comfort zone
20:29Like, she's not here, she's ill
20:30How's she feeling?
20:32She's okay
20:33Yeah?
20:33She's okay, getting better
20:34Okay, good
20:35Getting better
20:36I hope
20:36Do you know what it is, Gail?
20:39She's giving me relationship vibes
20:40Like, I'm just not ready
20:41I mean, I'm no hero
20:43But, like, f*** me
20:44How many people have you got to hurt?
20:46He's like Cupid
20:47But with, like, TNT at the end of his arrow
20:49Yeah, there's you
20:51Oh, f***
20:53All right
20:53Hi, hi
20:54Hello
20:54Hello
20:55Sorry, we're just making sure your boots less and shiny
20:57Um, right
20:59Should we get the party started in here?
21:011980s card
21:02They want their Madonna outfit back
21:03Nice
21:05Oh, yeah, baby
21:06Leg on this
21:08Oh, my God
21:09You look actually sexy
21:11Do I?
21:12Yeah, do I not?
21:1580s night
21:1680s party
21:17I'm there
21:18But, truly, at heart
21:20Like, I love the 70s more
21:22And I really try to recreate that with my own music
21:26Last year, I recorded an album
21:28I'm extremely proud of it
21:29Love this, but it ain't younger
21:32I still do this
21:34Long live rock and roll
21:39Rock and roll will never die
21:41What the f*** are you swearing?
21:43You wait to see what you're wearing
21:45So fun
21:46What the f*** is that?
21:47Where do you f***ing bite your clothes, bro?
21:51It's perfect
21:51I got you two with my f***ing panties
21:53I didn't sit
21:54Why did I steal your panties?
21:56Why are you super nasty?
21:57You know, I'm your best friend
21:58You look gorgeous
21:59Thanks, babe
22:00Don't you guys have robes in your room?
22:02You, like, literally have to come to my room
22:04Take everything
22:06Come sit
22:07Nathan, I love the f*** that you're getting involved, man
22:09Oh, he's happy for the first time all season
22:12Not me
22:12No, you feel bad
22:14Oh my god, look at that ass, man
22:20Go down for a break
22:22Get up at 7
22:23Nathan, Nathan
22:27That is an angry sky
22:33You don't have to go in our room
22:34We don't want any service
22:36Nothing at all?
22:37Are you sure?
22:38You can tell everyone on the boat
22:39Okay
22:40No, don't go in
22:41Huh?
22:42Are you serious?
22:43Yeah
22:4380s toxic, baby
22:45I'm ready to party
22:46I've never covered a boat looking so glorious, you know
22:48Yeah, I know, right?
22:53Hey!
22:53Oh!
22:56I love it
22:57You've got a lot of 80s up in there
22:59Oh my god
23:00You guys went too hard
23:01Kizzy, can we do your place, babe?
23:03Yeah
23:04All right
23:06Gorgeous
23:07You guys ready for dinner?
23:17Yes, we're ready
23:18Everyone's sitting down
23:19Yay
23:20Oh, I'm gonna gag
23:28Kathy, Kathy, kiss
23:30Can you meet me in the queen bathroom?
23:32I need you to look at something
23:34Coffee
23:34Oh, Daniel Song
23:36Explain the tie
23:37He's an 80s teacher, bitch
23:39Kizzy
23:40Why does it smell like that?
23:44Is it just me or does it smell like actual poo?
23:46No, he's actually pooed in it
23:47There's a piece of poo there
23:48He's just on the shower
23:49Are you joking me?
23:51I've got rub plates
23:52Awkward, awkward
23:53There's poo in the shower
23:54Oh my god
23:57That is disgusting
23:59There's actual poo in the shower
24:00Yeah, no, there's a piece of poo
24:01The smell is terrible
24:04That's stinky
24:08What the f***?
24:11Why would you shove it down the drain?
24:14I actually can't even deal with this
24:17I'm gonna get sick
24:18Because it smells like dog s***
24:19I'm so happy I'm on service
24:22This is f***ing vile
24:25My eyes are burning
24:26Like worst ever turn downs
24:28Of my life
24:29Ever
24:30Get in, just go in
24:32Where is it?
24:32Go in
24:33I never smell any of the lines
24:36Really?
24:37Hi, guys
24:38Hi, guys
24:38Hi, guys
24:38Hi, guys
24:39Oh, it's really bad
24:42Oh, my God
24:44I'm going in
24:49Oh, I'm gonna vomit
24:53There's a little tag
24:56Oh, it's still there
24:57It's because he should go to it
24:59Oh, shots fired
25:01Pissing in the shower is questionable
25:06But having a s*** in the shower room
25:08On a multi-million dollar yacht
25:11And you're here for two nights
25:12And you take a s*** in the shower
25:13Right, should we focus while we're doing the food?
25:16I know who drove it is
25:17Bethany and Joaquin
25:19Yeah, yeah, yeah
25:19I don't want to be around a bit
25:20I'm getting really upset about this poo
25:22It's distracting the girls
25:23From taking the food out
25:24How am I meant to look in the eye?
25:27Sorry
25:27It's affecting dinner
25:28The meal is now
25:29I don't need to be worrying about post-meal cleaner
25:31Breathe, Josh, breathe
25:33This is the worst thing in my life
25:36Right, here we have a tuna to start
25:39Ooh, tuna
25:41Tuna
25:42So that's hamachi with jalapeno caviar
25:45And ponzu dressing
25:46And fondue dressing
25:47Ponzu
25:48Ponzu
25:48That's salmon, avocado, and cucumber roll with caviar
25:52Oh, hello, hello, hello
25:53Oh, thank you so much
25:56Salmon, avocado, with cucumber
25:58Yeah, yeah
25:59Mmm, so good, baby
26:01Yum
26:02So many options
26:03Really appreciate it
26:04Thank you
26:05Uh, Kathy
26:06I'm here
26:07I just got the next dish
26:07Wait, what happened just now?
26:09Well, they get a s*** in the shower
26:11Oh, no
26:12Did they waffle stomp it?
26:13This is kind of odd
26:14Oh, God
26:18Oh, God
26:19Oh, my God
26:21Miso braised eggplant
26:25Nito braised
26:26Miso
26:26Miso
26:27I can't with this food
26:28I can't
26:28Oh, I'm so pleased
26:30Everything is like a mouthful of flavours
26:32And some miso braised eggplant
26:34Oh, yum
26:36Please come back
26:37Really?
26:38No, you need to see this
26:39Okay, come on, baby
26:39I love Asian
26:41Oh
26:41I don't actually know what to do
26:44They pushed the whole entire poo
26:50Oh, my God
26:52You've got to have to put gloves on
26:53And grab it out of there
26:54Who the f***
26:56Let's a s***
26:58Fall out of their arse
27:00In the shower
27:01At a place where staff
27:03Clean for you
27:04And go
27:05Why don't I lift up this drain cover
27:08Scoop it in there with my feet
27:10Pat it down
27:11And put the cover back on
27:13No one will know
27:15Love you, babe
27:19I'm someone that's got a high tolerance
27:22To rectal issues
27:23So when I was like eight
27:25I was really curious about how poo comes out
27:27I put my finger up my bum
27:29Okay, I'm out of here
27:30I've grown up a little bit
27:33I'm not quite as fascinated with poop
27:35As I used to be
27:37So, like, pick it up your f***ing self
27:39Do you want me to do it for you?
27:40No, it's okay
27:40I can do it for you
27:41Kathy, can you please stay at the dinner table
27:44I just have to deal to this
27:45Copy that
27:46I'm just serving some fish
27:47And their gloves
27:48I'm actually gonna vomit
27:49It's miso, sea bass, and some f***
27:51Oh my God
27:51Oh my God
27:52More?
27:53Wow
27:54Kenna, you need to be strong for me
27:55You need to hold this bag open
27:58Okay
27:59Wow
28:00This is not what I thought I'd be doing today
28:02Babe, I need that bag
28:06Come
28:08Oh my God
28:10You are a braver person
28:11I could ever be
28:12It's like seven meals
28:13It's one of those where it's so good
28:15You can't stop eating it
28:16I don't know what to do next
28:18It's all over my hands
28:19Come on, baby
28:20You need to eat some more
28:21I can't
28:21I literally cannot
28:23You're hungry over there, baby
28:24Here we go
28:25All fixed
28:26Thank you
28:27This eggplant is insane
28:30Oh my God
28:32Wow
28:32Thank you
28:34Thank you
28:36How is everything so far?
28:37I mean, I'm so glad
28:40Just as not f***ing clear
28:42Some amazing words, chef
28:47Lovely
28:48You're a woman
28:51Like, school
28:52Like, handfuls of it
28:54What time are we leaving?
28:56Hopefully by 8
28:568.30
28:57Okay, cool
28:58I'm hoping
28:58Thanks
28:59Enjoy your rest
29:00See you in the morning
29:01Was everyone finished?
29:02Oh my God
29:02I'm so done
29:03Yeah
29:03I'm going to bed, guys
29:05That's enough s***ing in the night
29:06Yep, that's enough s***ing
29:07Alright, joining
29:07Alright, here we go
29:10Let's go into the party room
29:12Oh, gosh
29:13It feels good to take the wig off
29:15Welcome
29:16Oh my God
29:17The party's in here
29:18Oh, the party's in here
29:20Woo
29:20So we've got the 80s theme party
29:24But all I can think is
29:27Moments ago
29:28I was fingering s*** out of a shower drain
29:31Who the f*** did this?
29:35I think I know who it is
29:37But getting to know these guests a bit more
29:39I'm realising everyone is a suspect
29:42Bethany really doesn't strike me as the kind of girl
29:47Who would feel comfortable leaving a giant log of s*** in her shower
29:52Then again, it would be easy to frame Joaquin for such a crime
29:57Which leads us to our next suspect
30:00Before dinner began
30:02Saya was frustrated at Joaquin for borrowing too many of the 80s accessories
30:07What did you do with my f***ing man?
30:10Why don't I steal your pinions?
30:12Could this fashion faux pas have turned into a messy motive?
30:15Then we've got Talia and Reese
30:16Pretty under the radar
30:18But I'm not willing to rule anybody out
30:20I'm tired of being around all those f***ing people
30:22Daniel
30:23He's either going away to make phone calls
30:25Or he's going away s***ing in everybody's showers
30:28Alternatively, Aang
30:30I don't actually know why I would suspect him
30:32But I didn't want to leave him out
30:34And lastly, we have Primary Cullen
30:36Maybe she's the master behind this
30:41But I feel like I'm playing a game of Clue now
30:45Poop Clue
30:46Mary and Tristan
30:49Oh, s***
30:50I am Madonna, honey
30:52I can do what I want
30:53Go ahead
30:55Do you want to go down, man?
30:56Copy that, thanks, Stephen
30:57I'll go down
30:58Good night
30:59Bye
31:00I'm going to bed, guys
31:04Good night
31:05Good night
31:06See you in the morning, mate
31:08It feels like the boat is moving
31:09It's not
31:10We haven't even left the dock yet
31:12Good night
31:13Putty people
31:13Bethany, come on, girl
31:15Chut, chut, chut, chut, chut
31:17I f***ing like everyone
31:21Like all this right, yeah
31:23I just don't know, like
31:25What the f*** to do, you know what I mean?
31:30Hey, come on
31:31Come on, come see Gail
31:33Come see Gail
31:34Yeah
31:34I'll be back
31:39Just, Jessica
31:40Guys
31:42Hey, help
31:47Okay, come on
31:49I don't know
31:51Lisa
31:52Good one
31:56Josh, can you help me?
32:01What do you need, babe?
32:02I can't get out of this
32:03Top
32:03There were definitely cons about coming
32:22And this was one
32:23I don't want him to be upset
32:24I don't want him to be sad
32:26Like, that hurts my heart
32:27I do want to believe him
32:29But I still don't think it's right
32:30Because if I'm honest, like
32:32It's been an emotionally tough year
32:34To step back into something like that
32:36Would be a big risk
32:38I might just repeat
32:39I mean, that's
32:42It's a high pill to swallow
32:45But
32:45I just want to get her to believe me
32:48I can get in the boat
32:49You can start, Joe
32:50Thanks, man
32:52You can get that free purchase
32:53Easy, it's an item
32:55Coming up
33:00Joe and Max will go on the picnic
33:02Oh, wonderful
33:03He chose to send me
33:05And he prefer to stay on the boat with Gail
33:07I don't understand the process
33:08I am 100% weak in the chef
33:10So I can spend as much time as I can with you
33:13I don't understand, bro
33:14Hmm
33:15Do you know if we're going underway this morning?
33:31I hope so
33:32I still put me some s*** in the shower
33:38F***ing gross
33:39Is it V's birthday today?
33:43Yeah, it is
33:44S***
33:49Shame, bitch s*** to be spending it
33:51It wasn't it
33:52I had to f*** that a f***ing boyfriend died today
33:55Oh, that's really sad
33:56What do I mean?
34:02Good morning
34:03Two nights
34:04F***ing sakes
34:05That I'm here?
34:06Yeah
34:06Yeah, and then I'm gone
34:07Those clouds
34:08Look at them
34:09More than likely to be okay
34:11All right, Jeff
34:13Buenos dias
34:14Okay, we're leaving
34:15All crew, all crew
34:16Let's get off the dock
34:18Morning, sunshine
34:18Good morning
34:19What's happening?
34:20Oh, we're about to get going
34:21Are we?
34:22Standing by on the boat
34:23Are you normally on the stern as well?
34:26We switched from the last time
34:27Oh, okay
34:28All right, captain
34:29We're standing by on the stern
34:31Okay, you can drop the ground lines
34:33Copy that
34:35Okay, that's two straight backs
34:36Then cross lines
34:37So we're up here
34:38Start the ground line in the water
34:39Yeah, thank you
34:44All lanes on board
34:46This is there
34:47Very sexy
34:48What's happening?
34:52What's happening?
34:53They leave me
34:54There's four four
34:54And you're free to swing
34:55Your stare
34:56Joe, Joe, Gail
34:59Tust the line up
35:00For the fenders
35:01On the court side
35:02Okay, got me
35:03Okay, got four
35:04Clean on the top
35:05I'm all set
35:06Thank you very much
35:07Hello, Barcelona
35:09I know
35:10This is incredible
35:11Good morning
35:12Wouldn't you unlike coffee?
35:15Absolutely
35:15Oh, no
35:18Aisha, special today
35:19Is eggs benedict
35:20Okay
35:21Bonjour
35:22Bonjour, madame
35:23Bienvenue sur le stand deck
35:25Hello
35:25Can you take a picture of us?
35:33Yeah
35:33Thank you
35:34Voilà , bella vita
35:35Cheers, girl
35:37Woo
35:37There it is
35:39Right on time
35:40So are we on our way
35:41To the lighthouse now?
35:42You'll be going at like 12.15
35:44We're sending off the guests today
35:46To a beach picnic
35:47At Kalea Lighthouse
35:49It's just absolutely stunning
35:50There's this incredible view
35:52Of the beach
35:53And the surrounding town
35:54It was born in 1859
35:56I actually know that
35:57I didn't even have to Google
35:58Yeah, it'll be a really cool day
36:00Okay, awesome
36:01ETA to Anchorage
36:03Five minutes
36:04Hi, Kat
36:05How's it going there?
36:06I'm still like in shock
36:07That I'm here
36:08I keep forgetting
36:09That I'm in Barcelona
36:09And then it hits me
36:11When someone says hola
36:12Where'd you take your courses?
36:15Indonesia
36:15For my Master of Yates
36:17They learnt so much
36:19That's awesome
36:20Yeah
36:20The difference between Gail
36:22From last season
36:22To this season
36:23Is her confidence level
36:24She came back
36:25As a badass
36:26If she continues
36:27In this career
36:28And gains her experience
36:30I can see her running a vessel
36:31I can see her running a vessel
36:31And that's awesome
36:32Thank you very much
36:33Thank you very much
36:34That beach picnic thing
36:35Yeah
36:36Do you want to go?
36:37What, to set up?
36:38Yeah
36:38Yeah
36:39Would you rather?
36:40Yeah
36:40All right
36:41Now you're going to go to the bathroom again
36:42Again?
36:43I just keep having diarrhea
36:45I want to add you to a group chat
36:47I want to put
36:48Affirmation on the regarding the beach
36:50That's right
36:51Okay
36:51Okay
36:52I'm going to turn laundry quickly
36:53Okay
36:54Bridge, bridge
36:55That is stopped
36:56I'm going to raise a drop
36:57Two shackles in the water
36:58Two shackles after waterline
37:03We're all set, Joe
37:04Thank you very much
37:05Josh, can we start bringing food up?
37:09Copy
37:10This looks beautiful
37:11That fruit looks amazing
37:13See that passion fruit?
37:14Cool
37:15Yeah
37:15Yum
37:16Queen, are you still sleeping?
37:18Yeah
37:18We probably had like 25 drinks yesterday
37:205.0
37:215.0
37:225.0
37:235.0
37:246.0
37:256.0
37:266.0
37:277.0
37:28Joe and Max will go on the picnic
37:29Oh, wonderful
37:33I found this like really ballsy
37:36And I'm tired
37:37The guy is new fresh, new crew member
37:39Full of energy
37:40But he did chose like to send me
37:43And he prefer like to stay on the boat with Gail
37:45Can you tell me the logic?
37:46I'm tired
37:47I have to go like to make all the guests afternoon
37:50When she's like just right
37:52Full of joy
37:53And it's wonderful
37:54I don't understand the process
37:55So you're gonna drive the boys
37:57And the tender
37:59Really?
38:00I am 100% tweaking the shifts a little bit
38:03So I can spend as much time as I can with Gail
38:06I mean that's Berks being the bosun
38:08He really went like low on my stand-up of someone I respect
38:13Because he just thought of him
38:15You do have a point I suppose
38:17You're gonna go over there
38:18He'll drop them off, come back
38:20I have a limited amount of time left with this girl
38:22I'm starting to hear that ticking clock
38:24I'm not letting Gail slip through my hands this time round
38:27I've got to listen bro
38:37Is there anything else you need done in the meantime?
38:39No, just stay down here for now
38:41Okay
38:42Good morning
38:47Morning
38:48How's it going?
38:49Good
38:50It's so dark in my room
38:51I thought it was still morning
38:52I know
38:53Oh, it's so nice
38:56Look at who's alive
38:58Look alive
38:59Look alive
39:00Look alive
39:01Hey
39:02You sluts let me sleep till 11
39:04After yesterday
39:05What a lovely day
39:07What a lovely day
39:08Look how green the trees are
39:11How's it having Gail?
39:13It just feels good
39:14Do you think you guys are gonna like cry again?
39:17She said that she needs the time
39:20Do you think that if something happened with you guys again that you would actually commit this time?
39:25Oh, 100%
39:26Yeah, she's so worth it
39:28There's a harbour in Switzerland
39:30Yeah
39:31Oh my god, it's steep
39:32Where are we at?
39:33We're a little bit north of Barcelona
39:34Perfect day
39:35Oh
39:36Only six more trips left and then we go
39:37Wow
39:38Bitches, I'm getting in the water
39:40I love your outfit, sweetie
39:41Ayesha, girl's back
39:42Let me know how long it gets, baby
39:43Won't leave
39:44Twelve or just after
39:45How about you?
39:46Tell me, like, what's happening?
39:47I'll eat into a little secret that I kissed Kizzy
39:48Nooo
39:49When I was drunk, bro
39:50But I'm gonna have to have the conversation now with Victoria
39:51I'm gonna have to have the conversation now with Victoria
39:54I'm gonna tell it, because I'm a man and I don't hide nothin'
39:55Okay
39:56Big, big, big man
39:57I'll have to have the conversation now and I'm gonna go
39:58Big!
39:59Big, big man
40:00Big, big man
40:01Big man
40:02Big man
40:16Big man
40:19Yeah.
40:20Big, big, big...
40:22...drummer.
40:23LAUGHTER
40:24Le problème.
40:26I just don't want to hate it.
40:27Cos it's only a drunken kiss at the end of the day.
40:29Yeah.
40:30You know?
40:31Let me lube it up first.
40:33You can't go anywhere with a saloon.
40:35I didn't know you had to lube it up.
40:37I told you you'd got to put soap up there.
40:38That's not like it would be dry.
40:40Um...
40:42Oh, God, what's happened?
40:44OK.
40:45Um, I have to call my mum, apparently.
40:47OK.
40:48Hi, Mum. Is everything OK?
40:52You're breaking up.
40:54Yeah, I can... I can hear you.
40:56Rich's girlfriend come round and she said he's gone.
41:00LAUGHTER
41:02Oh, I'm so sorry, Mum.
41:05Oh, my God.
41:07LAUGHTER
41:09What's happened, Ash?
41:15Someone closer has just died.
41:17F***, man.
41:18Oh, f***.
41:20What happened?
41:21Someone close to her has died.
41:22F***, yeah.
41:23Are you OK?
41:24No, Cathy's just received a phone call from her mum and is absolutely broken.
41:29Someone's died.
41:30They're close to her.
41:31Yeah.
41:32Oh, my God.
41:33Oh, my God.
41:34Babe, let me see your face.
41:35I'm so sorry.
41:36No, listen a bit.
41:37Tracy's here with me.
41:38Listen.
41:39You listen carefully to this next bit.
41:40Listen.
41:41He was so proud of you.
41:42I'm so proud.
41:43OK?
41:44Bye.
41:45I know I don't understand.
41:46I just need you to live your life how you do.
41:47Yeah.
41:48Just feel the love of all those people there, OK?
41:49You're the lady.
41:50I've got the captain sat next to me as well.
41:52I'm in a good place.
41:53I've got safe people around me.
41:54I wish I could hug you so those ladies can give you a massive hug from me, OK?
41:59I love you loads, all right?
42:00You're the lady.
42:01Yeah, you're the baby.
42:02Whatever you need, you know?
42:03Yes.
42:04Like, whatever you need, oh.
42:06My parents went together growing up, and my mum had a long time partner that were
42:11together for 15 years.
42:12That was a shame.
42:13You're the baby, you're the baby.
42:14Yeah, you're the baby.
42:15And she's like a baby.
42:16That's what you do.
42:17How are you?
42:18I'm so sono.
42:19I'm so sorry.
42:20All right, I'm so sorry.
42:21I'm so sorry.
42:22I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
42:23I'm sorry.
42:24I'm sorry.
42:25I'm sorry.
42:26I'm sorry.
42:27I'm sorry.
42:28for 15 years so that was like my dad he grew me up from when i was like two
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