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00:00Sign a bush bulletin. What's a bush bulletin?
00:02It's a laminated piece of paper that you read in the bush.
00:05Alright. What is that?
00:07Ant on your head. Ant on deck.
00:09LAUGHTER
00:27How rude.
00:28Welcome...
00:31..and among tonight's fallen stars...
00:34..Itris Elba can't quite believe what he's hearing.
00:37Don't worry about it. You're amongst friends.
00:39Paul Rudd is faced with a disaster that takes the biscuit.
00:44That's fine.
00:46And Steve Backshall finds fans that are hungry for fame.
00:50What the... Ah!
00:51He just got my wensie!
00:53So let's commence the cock-ups.
01:00We start with a trip to Coronation Street,
01:03and it's their biggest plot twist yet.
01:06Fayol never agreed to that.
01:08You're not going to tell her, are you?
01:10Well, she's not going to find out, is she?
01:12Miley's her daughter!
01:13Yeah, and Miley's my granddaughter, and I want to see her.
01:15Tim, you can't do this.
01:17And I need you to promise me that you're not going to tell her.
01:18I don't think I can do that.
01:20You promised her, didn't you, and you're my husband.
01:21I'm not.
01:22Well, I did not see that coming.
01:24Well, you know, it's a modern world, innit?
01:26Tonight, where Helen Skelton is in the beautiful Lake District.
01:39She's got money-saving tips to get away from this blissful calm
01:41and onto a cheap package holiday.
01:44Ooh, gosh, I can't imagine why.
01:47You look on a travel agent website or one of the companies,
01:50and they're suggesting you go to Barcelona on this day.
01:52Yes.
01:53You're saying, go back and look yourself for those flights.
01:55Yeah.
01:56OK.
01:57Yeah, because it's giving you one hotel and one set of dates,
02:00but actually what they're telling you is there's deals to be...
02:06Wow!
02:07That's not a package flight.
02:11That was sensational.
02:12Flights.
02:13Whoa!
02:14Ah, so that's why she wants to get out of the lakes.
02:17Compared to here, even Magaluf would be quiet.
02:19There's cheap deals.
02:23Over to Emmerdale.
02:25And a scene so emotional, it made me reach for the tissues
02:28if only Leila had done the same.
02:32You're the woman I love.
02:34And I love you so much.
02:36I do.
02:38So I'm...
02:39I'm going to go to rehab.
02:41For as long as it takes.
02:44I'm going to save this marriage.
02:49Mmm, that's it, Leila.
02:50Why bother with a Kleenex when you can just use Dr Liam's lapel?
02:54You just...
02:56Would you snot on me?
02:58Snot!
02:59You're snotting on me.
03:00Such a...
03:01Such a...
03:02It's back to the 1980s.
03:06For Changing Ends, Alan Carr's sitcom about his childhood.
03:10There's an old showbiz saying, never work with children or animals.
03:14But in my experience, it's the adults you have to watch out for.
03:20Anything nice for lunch?
03:22I'm starving.
03:24Toast.
03:27Bit boring.
03:28When I had diarrhoea, Mum made a strudel and we watched the thorn birds.
03:32Little Alan is nailing it.
03:33He's a star in the making.
03:35Oh, at least do us a cup of tea, will ya?
03:44Sikki's never lived up to the Repspector.
03:46Sorry.
03:49Alan, how can you forget the lines you wrote them?
03:52I'm so sorry.
03:56Over to Love Island, my favourite.
03:59I just love, love, love.
04:01In this episode, Jessie is on a hot date with farmer Will.
04:05He's nervous, but some friends from work have come to give him moral support.
04:09Do alpacas spit on people?
04:11They do.
04:12Yeah, they do.
04:13I feel like I...
04:15Like a bit of...
04:17Sorry.
04:18What is that?
04:21It's messing me up.
04:22There was a line in my script about these geese coming for a gander that I refuse to say it.
04:27It's Gwed, which, as we all know, means go ahead in Scouse.
04:38I did not have to look that up on Wikipedia, I promise.
04:41Young actors are amazing.
04:43They really throw themselves into their roles.
04:49Oh, f***.
04:53I hope the producers weren't planning to return that bed after the shoot.
04:56Filming in the Bahamas, normally I'd be jealous of a presenter like Steve Backshall doing this,
05:04but it turns out that there is a catch.
05:06And the catch is him.
05:09They're drawn in from down currents of us by their sense of smell, which is unbelievably strong.
05:16Their nares, or nostrils, can detect one single drop of blood in an Olympic swimming pool-sized area of water.
05:24Ah!
05:25He just got my wetsuit!
05:30Oops.
05:31Look at that!
05:33I've got a war wound in my wetsuit.
05:38Maybe I won't sit quite so close to the edge next time.
05:40Mmm, that's probably for the best.
05:42Time for the weather now, as we head down under to Australia for a forecast.
05:56And this presenter is obsessed with the east, but it's the west he should be worried about.
06:02There's why we've got clear skies in the east.
06:04That high pressure system, cold air behind the front that came through over the last couple of days.
06:08It means that the east is dry, but cold.
06:15Excuse me?
06:16I told you, you never know what will blow in from the west.
06:19There it goes again.
06:21That's a new one.
06:22Great.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Just a cameo from one of our robots there.
06:26Yes, even studio equipment wants to be famous these days.
06:30That robot camera has more Instagram followers than I do.
06:33For one, our robot overlords are fine by me, right?
06:38OK, weather, we're back to it.
06:41Over to BBC Look North, where earlier in the day they experienced problems with their weather map.
06:47Luckily, their presenters are all consummate professionals.
06:52Anyway, at lunchtime, his equipment wasn't working.
06:55Is it repaired?
06:58Well, I think you'll find my ten-week daughter proves there's nothing wrong with my equipment, Peter.
07:04Well, you asked.
07:07Right, let's just have the thought.
07:08I seriously need danger money for doing this programme.
07:11I'm off on a tangent now.
07:13I can only assume weatherman Paul was sleep-deprived.
07:16The weather is cloudy with a chance of P-45s.
07:22ITV's very own Laura Tobin.
07:25And she may think that the pressure is low, but in the studio, it's rising to high.
07:30And like winds, the outlook isn't really changing very much.
07:34Low pressure brings wet and windy weather, it stays well to our south.
07:37High pressure brings settled conditions and that influences that...
07:40Richard!
07:41Richard!
07:42Thank you, I'm in the middle of the weather.
07:44How rude!
07:45Who could have forecast that Laura would end up grilling bacon?
07:49There's lots of weather to hear about.
07:51So, the winds, now it's quiet.
07:53Easterly, it brings a cool conditions through the eastern coast as we head through the next few days.
07:58Look at that picture!
07:59Oh, look at that!
08:00You know what, as the knights are drawing in now, scenes like this really do lift you, don't they?
08:05And this is the scene just a couple of days ago in Rome.
08:08Yeah, sunshine lifts me when it's over here, Matt.
08:11But not when it's being hogged by a lot of golfers in Rome.
08:14You'll see temperatures climb into the high 20s and with just a gentle wind as well.
08:19It is going to be very pleasant indeed.
08:21Now, I seem to be having a few issues with my clicker.
08:24It's not moving on.
08:25There you are, wait a minute, let's...
08:27Let me just grab another one.
08:28Just jump out of the way.
08:30There we go, let's see if that moves it on.
08:33No, nothing's moving at all, but never mind.
08:35Yes, at Rome it's going to be fine.
08:36Matt is probably hoping he's still asleep and just having a bad dream.
08:39Sorry, Matt, I'm afraid this nightmare is real.
08:44I love how everything is in your head.
08:47It's all there, just not behind me.
08:49It's just not there.
08:50It's better in your head and out of your mouth than just on pictures.
08:52Oh, look, look what happened there.
08:54There it goes, there you go.
08:56Better late than never.
08:58Don't worry, Matt, a lot of people's clickers take a while to get going in the morning.
09:04Now, don't worry if, unlike me, you don't sprechen sie Deutsch.
09:08Some cock-ups just speak for themselves.
09:11It's funny for us, but not for my German pen pal, who went out without a coat and got wet lederhosen.
09:23BBC Northwest are about to demonstrate why having a weather presenter in the family isn't all it's cracked up to be.
09:29Becoming a little cooler, more to average for the time of year.
09:32And that's your forecast for now.
09:34Cool, so thank you very much.
09:36So, what have you got up at the weekend? Anything exciting?
09:39Oh, my niece's surprise birthday party.
09:41Oh, that's lovely.
09:42Yeah, so that'll be nice and fun.
09:43But not a surprise if she's watching this.
09:45Oh, goodness me, I've spoiled it.
09:49Have a good weekend, bye-bye.
09:51Well, it won't be the first birthday party to be ruined by the weather.
09:56Over to Australia, where they do like to turn things a little upside down.
10:01Well, cheers, Tony.
10:02No worries.
10:04Now, let's look at the weather. Here is Nate Byrne.
10:09I think we'll get to Nate eventually.
10:11Do you want me to step in?
10:12Yeah, maybe we need a bit more of Tony, I don't know.
10:16No, you can't just have a go at doing the weather.
10:19It's a very skilled job, which should only be attempted by qualified professionals.
10:23What are you doing in Melbourne today with the weather, Tony?
10:25Well, Melbourne, down here.
10:28Sunny, I think we're getting to a top of 14.
10:31And I don't know what that means.
10:32Oh, severe weather warnings.
10:33Gee whiz, I don't know what's going on behind me, Joe.
10:35I'm doing my best, though.
10:36I'm doing my best.
10:37Vancouver, we're all over the place.
10:40Tony Armstrong.
10:42Now, I'm not sure he's giving those severe weather warnings
10:44the serious treatment that they deserve.
10:46He's got it all going on.
10:47Cheers, Tony.
10:48I think we'll have a little bit there.
10:50Coming up, the always effervescent Morning Live team talk to Helen George
11:03about Call the Midwife, but end up wishing they could call for help.
11:09So it's been a real privilege.
11:11And, yeah, I've got...
11:13I've had the most amazing experiences over the last 13 years with it.
11:17But what will Helen find is not the most amazing experience?
11:21The Midwife is...
11:22We'll find out after the break.
11:24After the break.
11:37Welcome back for Interview Blunders.
11:40Before the break, we saw Helen George on Morning Live,
11:43and I asked what will Helen find is not the most amazing experience?
11:47It's amazing.
11:48You are for sure the star of the stage, but quite frankly,
11:51Charlie's been the star of today's Morning Live.
11:54Charlie, stop it!
11:55He's busy now.
11:56Maybe this is a good time to say goodbye.
11:58Charlie!
11:59People are still eating their shortbread, Helen.
12:02You can...
12:03Call the Midwife.
12:04More like call the dog trainer.
12:07Thank you, Helen.
12:08Thank you, Charlie.
12:10Moving on quickly.
12:11Can you finish your shortbread, Brav?
12:12Yes, absolutely.
12:13Mine is good.
12:14Because I've got a question for you.
12:15Sorry, I don't know where to look.
12:16Yes.
12:17We were talking.
12:18Really creative.
12:19The wonderful Lorraine Kelly.
12:21She's the queen of daytime, but she is only human,
12:24and the divine Idris Elba has this effect on us all.
12:27Incredible.
12:28It really is.
12:29Now, Luke, you keep getting asked about James Bond.
12:31Yes.
12:32Can we turn it on its head?
12:33Because I think you would be an amazing baddie in James Bond.
12:36Really?
12:37Yes.
12:38I was going to say I can see you stroking a bit pussy,
12:40but I shouldn't really say that,
12:41because that's naughty and rude,
12:42and we'll take that out.
12:43Thank you very much.
12:44We're not going to put that in.
12:46I'll just say.
12:47It's too late now, Lorraine.
12:49I'm afraid you said it,
12:50and we must share it with everyone in the world.
12:53I've got it in my head, the image, but anyway...
12:55I'm so sorry.
12:56James Bond baddie you should be.
12:58Never mind James Bond.
12:59Oh, I think the biggest baddie in this scene is you, Lorraine.
13:02Naughty.
13:03Bad guys are just as iconic as the James Bond characters, aren't they?
13:06Exactly.
13:07Now I'm just excited about being in a meme with you for the rest of our lives.
13:11High five.
13:12Oh.
13:13There we go.
13:14Oh, Lorraine.
13:15I'm so sorry.
13:17I'm so sorry.
13:18I am so bad.
13:20See, I can't help myself.
13:22I can't help myself.
13:23Don't worry about it.
13:24You're amongst friends.
13:25In my head and then it comes out of it.
13:26You're amongst friends.
13:28We can never tell.
13:29It's our secret, right?
13:30Nobody ever has to say what was said on this set.
13:34Don't worry, Lorraine.
13:35I won't tell if you won't.
13:38Thanks for having me on your show.
13:39You're gorgeous.
13:41I'm so sorry.
13:42I have to go and lie down here.
13:45An interview with Jake Quickenden and a novel experience for my good friends, the Loose Women, as they learn what it's like not to be the loudest ones in the room.
13:54Shane went to see him in Footloose and he came back and he went, Mom, he was absolutely brilliant and he would tell you the truth because you are good friends.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Whatever that noise is, Jake is doing a great job of ignoring it.
14:05Because of trolling and stuff like that.
14:06See?
14:07Hi, baby.
14:08Hi, baby.
14:09Come on, Leah.
14:10Let's get him in.
14:11Come in.
14:12Forget about Footloose.
14:13There's a child loose.
14:14Come on.
14:15Come on.
14:16Come on.
14:17That is the best thing I've ever seen.
14:20You say that now, Colleen, but wait until he needs a nappy change.
14:23Did you see that one?
14:24It's the theme.
14:27Ireland AM have invited regular This Morning Chef Donal to talk about his life in the kitchen.
14:33But it won't be Donal who steams the blazer.
14:35Oh, the air fryer.
14:36OK.
14:37What do you think about the air fryer?
14:38I think...
14:39I enjoy...
14:40I like it.
14:41I like it.
14:42But the problem with me, I don't have a very big one.
14:45OK.
14:46So it's an air fryer.
14:47OK, listen.
14:48Big air fryer.
14:49Can you go for it?
14:50Yes.
14:51Do you want to take this one or will I?
14:52You take it.
14:53Alan isn't here for four years.
14:54So you don't have a very big one.
14:55I don't have a very big one.
14:56But you make it work.
14:57I'm in everything.
14:58Don't worry, Tommy.
14:59I always say, it's not your cubic capacity, it's how you handle your drawers.
15:03We came to talk about my book and I realise now we've made the Christmas bloopers.
15:08It's fair.
15:09If I'm trying to satisfy four people.
15:11My word, that does sound like quite the dinner party.
15:15Or man must be worn out.
15:17It just doesn't all fit inside because it's not big enough.
15:21That's the problem.
15:22Yes.
15:23I understand.
15:24It's my air fryer.
15:25Hey.
15:26Nice to meet you.
15:29Hi.
15:30Paul.
15:31Whoa.
15:32Josie and the team at This Morning have bagged an interview with A-list Hollywood star,
15:36the Paul Rudd.
15:38No pressure Josie.
15:39No pressure.
15:40English breakfast.
15:41After you.
15:42After you.
15:43I'll go first.
15:45I'm the guest.
15:46I'm the guest on the show.
15:48That part will cut out.
15:51Josie doesn't panic.
15:52She knows there's no point crying over actual spilled milk.
15:56And I'm sure she'll have much more luck with the biscuits.
15:58Here we go.
15:59Because funny that.
16:00Oh.
16:01Oh no.
16:02Oh great.
16:03All my biscuits.
16:04It's fine.
16:05Are you great at dropping biscuits?
16:07That's another.
16:08You take that one Paul.
16:09Okay.
16:10This one that was just on the floor.
16:11Fantastic.
16:12First rule of being a good hostess.
16:14Don't let your guest see you pick the biscuits up off the floor.
16:19This has been great.
16:20I really appreciate it.
16:21Thank you for giving me one of the biscuits that didn't hit the ground.
16:25It actually did but there you go.
16:27I knew it.
16:28Something tells me Paul won't be coming back to Britain in a hurry.
16:35The always eclectic The One Show.
16:38Although in this chat with ex Death in Paradise star Ralph Little even I was surprised by the conversation topic.
16:44Welcome both.
16:46Good to see you.
16:47Good to see you.
16:48Ralph loads of viewer questions coming in.
16:50So I want to shoot this one at you.
16:51Kieran asks will Neville ever get his happy ending?
16:59Okay.
17:00Just mentally change gear.
17:01Yes.
17:02Well I don't know.
17:03I didn't change gear fast enough.
17:05Neville I think what you mean is will he find some sort of love?
17:10I think that's what they mean.
17:11Yes.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Neville we joined Neville at the start of this series.
17:20At the start of this series.
17:22And he's very emotionally bruised from what happened at the end of last series.
17:27Aw.
17:28Ralph you're making it worse.
17:29We'll get a happy ending.
17:30Good save Ralph.
17:32Thank you very much.
17:34Thank you very much.
17:43Time for the news.
17:44It's a serious subject so I'm sure there won't be any mistakes here.
17:47Hello and good afternoon.
17:49The Chancellor Nadeem Zahawi has said the country is in a national economic emergency.
17:54Which could last for two years.
17:56Leaving even.
17:57News so bad.
17:58Even the camera couldn't face it.
18:00I'm the same.
18:01Bad news always makes me drift off.
18:07Reporter Jonathan Swain has been banished from the nice warm studio to report on a cold December morning.
18:12And if that wasn't enough to make him feel gloomy.
18:15Around the table at Christmas.
18:17Well I think we opened the lights just falling down.
18:19So it's pretty.
18:20Yeah.
18:21It's just snowy here this morning.
18:22Kate.
18:23It's also fairly wintry here as well.
18:25And still he carries on.
18:26I'd have stormed off for a restorative Lapsang Souchong.
18:29A little bit cautious.
18:31This news station may be in the middle of a report.
18:36But that's no excuse for the newsreader to indulge in some online shopping.
18:43Apologies about that.
18:46This is what happens with live television.
18:48We can forgive her if she was buying another fabulous blouse.
18:54You're through to Good Morning Britain.
18:55Please press one if you've ever been embarrassed by your phone at work.
18:59Morning.
19:00Good morning Britain.
19:01New figures out.
19:03Expecting to show inflation hit around 10% last month.
19:06In fact they are just out.
19:0810.1%.
19:0910.1%.
19:11Getting it on your phone.
19:12Excuse me.
19:13Sorry.
19:14Yes Susanna.
19:15No watching the news when you're meant to be presenting the news.
19:20That's okay.
19:21In Adelaide.
19:22This newsreader is about to pre-record an interview with a guest.
19:25Once he's picked the right video background.
19:27Yeah I'm just looking.
19:28That's not the one we want though.
19:30Yes.
19:31Take your time.
19:32I'm sure she doesn't have anywhere to be.
19:35No.
19:36That's.
19:37That's.
19:38No.
19:39I'll just go to blur.
19:40Studio.
19:41Ah.
19:42It's not going very well is it?
19:44Let's go back in the background.
19:45Sorry.
19:46No it's great.
19:47Video filters.
19:48Ah.
19:49Studio.
19:50Oh a party hat.
19:51You should have said it was your birthday.
19:52Or is that just a slice of pizza?
19:53I'm going to log out and come straight back in.
19:54Hold on.
19:55Cool.
19:56All right.
19:57Awesome.
19:58Bye.
19:59We've just got time for one more glorious cock up.
20:00And sharing the first letters of glorious and cock up.
20:02It's the GC herself.
20:04Gemma Collins.
20:05Is it Gemma Collins?
20:06It's the first letter?
20:07It's not just a slice of pizza.
20:08I'm going to log out and come straight back in.
20:09Hold on.
20:10Okay.
20:11Cool.
20:12All right.
20:13Awesome.
20:14Bye.
20:15We've just got time for one more glorious cock up.
20:21And sharing the first letters of glorious and cock up.
20:27up it's the GC herself Gemma Collins I just said it was Gemma pay attention
20:35they're all wavers Gemma is glamping with her family and in true GC style
20:40she's hired the biggest and most expensive camper van without checking
20:45if her brother can drive it her film crew must be delighted there's nothing
20:50like a bit of jeopardy to add drama to a shoot but here's where drama meets hard
20:55cold reality
21:00I'm afraid you did you're gonna need a witness for the insurance did anyone
21:09happen to see it maybe 20 to 30 people at a TV group I think it's just gonna need a
21:13little buff down and a spray yeah I think the GC can't sweet talk herself out if
21:21you can get away with that jacket you can get away with anything
21:24thank you all and good night
21:27ahead of a brand new series starting January 3rd Joel Domit hosts a one-off
21:33Christmas special the Masked Singer on Boxing Day that's the Masked Singer
21:37Christmas special tomorrow night at 7 30 and join her Royal Highness the
21:42Princess of Wales for a one-off carol service from Westminster Abbey Royal
21:46Royal Carols together at Christmas is streaming on STV player
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