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00:00Why'd you come back to Australia?
00:06Because your son sucks.
00:07Plus, if you can make it here in Tanning,
00:09you can make it anywhere.
00:12Transform with Tansform.
00:14Be the best version of yourself.
00:17What's going on?
00:19What you think's happening is exactly what's happening.
00:21You love your wife.
00:22Ta-da!
00:23You find the cash.
00:27We've got to get rid of him.
00:28I think I know a guy.
00:30We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
00:36Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
00:39Small trial.
00:40You hit those numbers, we can expand.
00:42I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road,
00:45but what if it was the beginning?
00:47Whishin', and hopin', and thinkin', and prayin', planin', and dreamin'.
01:02And praying, planning, and dreaming
01:04Each night of his charm
01:07That won't get you into his arms
01:12So if you're looking to find love
01:15You can share
01:19All you gotta do is hold him
01:22And kiss him
01:23And love him
01:25And show him that you care
01:27Show him that you care
01:31Just for him
01:33Do the thing he likes to do
01:37Wear your hand
01:39Just for him
01:41Cause you won't get him
01:44Sticking and praying
01:46Wishing and hoping
01:49Cause wishing and hoping
01:50And faking and praying
01:53Planning and dreaming
01:55His kisses will start
01:57It's Kish
02:12With a K
02:14Let's go
02:15Yeah
02:16Ah
02:21Ah
02:22Ah
02:24Ah
02:25Ah
02:26Ah
02:27Ah
02:28Ah
02:28Ah
02:30Ah
02:33Wow
02:34Well, it's been a pleasure, and thank you for staying with us.
03:01You're welcome.
03:04There she is.
03:07Freedom!
03:09Where's Kesh?
03:14Uh...
03:17Who loves the sun?
03:21Who cares that it makes plants grow?
03:25Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
03:31Who loves the wind?
03:34Who cares that it makes breezes?
03:38Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
03:44Who loves the sun?
03:47Who loves the sun?
03:51Who loves the sun?
03:53Who loves the sun?
03:56Who loves the sun?
03:58Who loves the sun?
04:00Who loves the sun?
04:03Oh, my God.
04:33Oh, my God.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, my God.
06:03Hey, did you sleep at all?
06:05Couldn't. Too much to do.
06:07You woke up at the crack of dawn to get office supplies?
06:11Well, paperwork must be bound, Vicki.
06:13Okay, so we're doing this.
06:15Look, okay, if we want to get this company off the ground, we've got to produce 2,000 cans that transform in the next three days.
06:22Okay, well, the producers are all the way in China, and it'll take them a month to deliver the cans.
06:25Way ahead of you, Vic, all right?
06:27Look, I've been calling around to manufacturers who can produce locally, and guess what?
06:31Guess what?
06:32Guess what?
06:32Guess what?
06:33I don't mean...
06:33Guess what?
06:34Guess what?
06:34You found someone?
06:36Oh, I sure did, Victoria Marvin.
06:38Boo!
06:39And they make spray tan?
06:41Yeah, well, spray paint, you know.
06:44Is that the same thing?
06:45I mean, it's just putting liquids into aerosol cans.
06:47It's not too complicated.
06:48Oh, and he's agreed to use our retail agreement thing as a guarantee of payment.
06:53Okay, so he'll have it to us by the end of the week?
06:54Yep, they sure can.
06:55They said they can handle a quick turnaround.
06:57That sounds good, I guess.
06:59Oh, it sounds good, huh?
07:00You guess.
07:01You're guessing it sounds good, because I'm guessing it sounds fucking great.
07:05All right.
07:06Oh, and guess what his name is?
07:08His name is Nugget.
07:10Only in Australia.
07:12Imagine somebody named Nugget.
07:14Oh, what'd you name your kid?
07:15I named him Nugget, after his grandpa, Grandpa Nugget.
07:20Hey, are you doing okay?
07:22Like, after everything that happened last night?
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:25What do you always say?
07:27You know, blinders on, baby.
07:29Right?
07:30Well, I don't think I've ever said...
07:31Look, okay, Cass's body's gone, right?
07:34Yeah.
07:34Yeah, which means we're fine.
07:36Totally fine.
07:37Absolutely fine.
07:38Okay.
07:38Okay, so get changed.
07:40We've got to meet that cam guy.
07:42Okay.
07:43And we're covered with choice?
07:44No, we're not.
07:45And thank you for the reminder.
07:46Yeah, I'm going to go deal with that.
07:47Let's go.
07:48Come in.
07:48Woo!
07:50Take care of that for me, please.
07:51Please.
07:51Don't war.
08:03Okay.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:18We were at a bar, there was a fight, someone knocked my phone out of my hand.
08:47That's reasonable, right?
08:48Very.
08:49A gaslighting classic, honestly.
08:50Okay.
08:51And send.
08:52All right.
08:53Now what?
08:54I'll wait with this.
08:55Okay.
08:56Sure thing.
08:57Oh, oh.
09:00Oh, fuck.
09:01Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
09:03She replied.
09:04She replied.
09:05What'd she say?
09:06She said she wants to grab a coffee.
09:07Right now?
09:08Yeah.
09:09Is that a problem?
09:10Shouldn't you be a little more well rested?
09:12I might not get another invite.
09:15How do I look?
09:16You look like dog shit.
09:18Okay.
09:19Oh, not a problem.
09:20I'll just transform with transform.
09:23Just do that as a commercial.
09:26Not too much.
09:28Martin, I can already hear that's too much.
09:30Stop.
09:31Stop.
09:35Joyce, hi.
09:36Hey.
09:37Just get out of a demo?
09:42Oh, yeah.
09:43My face.
09:44Yeah.
09:45No, no, no.
09:46First of the job.
09:47Right?
09:48So, about the other day.
09:50No, no, no.
09:51Look.
09:52I get it.
09:53Okay?
09:54Me being here, it's a lot.
09:55And the whole reinventing myself to win you back thing.
09:58Intense.
09:59Sorry.
10:00Yeah.
10:01It was kind of intense.
10:03Um.
10:04But it's nice to see you, Martin.
10:07Oh.
10:08Nice to see you too.
10:09And while you're here, it'll be good to spend some time together.
10:13It'd be great.
10:15But the things I said the other night, they still apply.
10:18Is that okay?
10:19Yeah.
10:20No.
10:21I get that.
10:22Yeah.
10:23Just want to make sure there's clear boundaries moving forward.
10:25Right.
10:26Mm-hmm.
10:27Yeah.
10:28So, this isn't about us getting back together.
10:32If you're open, you can see what we need to comment there.
10:37No.
10:38To work.
10:39Martin?
10:40What do you think?
10:41Can we try just get friends?
10:42Yes.
10:43Yes.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Are you sure?
10:47Absolutely.
10:48Of course.
10:49Yeah.
10:56Vicki, how are you?
10:57Well, if it isn't Mrs. Joyce Marvin in the flesh.
11:01I'm actually going by my maiden name right now for work.
11:05So, how is the fresh start going?
11:08Well, I'm sleeping in my parents' garage and writing clickbait for a boss who was born in the late 90s.
11:14Uh-huh.
11:15Okay.
11:16So, then it totally makes sense that you would ditch my brother.
11:18Great.
11:19Ignore her.
11:20Heard you started a business.
11:21I did.
11:22Surprising.
11:23Honestly, you've always had a very independent spirit.
11:27Aw.
11:28That's a nice thing to say.
11:29Why don't you ever say stuff like that to me?
11:30We should go.
11:31All right.
11:32Bye.
11:33I'm glad to see you landed on your feet.
11:34We were all worried about you.
11:36Oh!
11:37One more thing.
11:40Just so you know, he's not here for you.
11:43This business is really fucking important to us.
11:46And if you fuck it up, I'm gonna fuck you up.
11:50I'm gonna drown you in that big old gorgeous ocean pool or something like that, okay?
11:54It's always so nice to see you, Vicki.
11:56It's all good to see you, Vicki.
11:57It's all good to see you.
11:58Bye.
12:14Hey, Dad.
12:19I wasn't expecting you to have started there.
12:22I need a favour.
12:23If anyone asks, I was here last night.
12:29I watched a flick in your room.
12:32Jesus, Suze.
12:33It's not a big deal.
12:35Of course.
12:36Just your standard weekday morning alibi request.
12:41I'm just...
12:42I'm just covering my bases.
12:44For what?
12:45For base covering purposes.
12:50Suze, you know I don't ask questions.
12:52But perhaps now is the time to consider a move away from your current employment situation.
13:02I can't.
13:04Why not?
13:05There's a leadership transition that I need to navigate.
13:10It's not a good time to start over.
13:18Place is on the market.
13:19What place?
13:20Our place.
13:22The hotel.
13:25Well, it's not ours anymore.
13:27You always wanted to run it.
13:28Yeah, that was a long time ago.
13:31Do you have any money put aside?
13:34Some.
13:35Well?
13:40I'll think about it.
13:42Okay?
13:43I'll think about it.
13:47So...
13:49What flick?
13:50Just so we're on the same page.
14:00Whoo!
14:01Good to be Rick!
14:02Yeah.
14:03Who the fuck is he?
14:04No way.
14:05Cash!
14:07Cash!
14:09Cash!
14:11Cash!
14:15Cash!
14:17Cash!
14:19Cash!
14:20Cash!
14:30Come out, come out, wherever you are!
14:35Dicky!
14:39Cash!
14:43You know, he probably just had a bandymony, forgot what day it is.
14:46Yeah, last time he went to the trots he got so pissed
14:48He ended up waking up at the back of a high street on the way to Canberra, remember that?
14:52Fuck is he?
14:53I can call him if you want.
14:54No.
14:55No?
14:57Maybe he dropped his phone in the toilet.
14:59When I get blind I've been known to drop my galaxy in the dunny.
15:03It's water resistant though, so it still works.
15:05It's good.
15:08Who the fuck are you?
15:09Um, Blondie.
15:11He's my old cell mate, he joined us well. You were inside, matey.
15:14Yeah, it's nice to finally meet you.
15:16I've heard good things.
15:19And some bad things, if I'm being honest.
15:21But, you know, that's everyone, right?
15:25Hey!
15:26Welcome home, mate!
15:28Hey, hey Suze.
15:29Hi!
15:30You seen Cash?
15:31Uh, well he wasn't at the prison.
15:33No.
15:34Oh, well you know Cash, he's probably out in a bender.
15:36When you were away, he went out one night, woke up in a horse trailer.
15:39Yeah, I heard.
15:40When's the last time you saw him?
15:42Hmm, couple of days.
15:44Oh, maybe he's at the sit down.
15:47Is that today?
15:48Yeah, third Friday of every month.
15:49Well, there's no phones allowed, so...
15:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, that explains why he's not picking up.
15:53Yeah, I knew there'd be an explanation.
15:55Okay, well let's go to the laundromat.
15:58Alright.
15:59Not you, though.
16:00I don't like you.
16:03No worries.
16:04A quiet taste.
16:05Okay.
16:06You stay a man in the fort, yeah?
16:08We'll go after these.
16:09Yep.
16:10Cool.
16:12Oh, fuck Blondie.
16:13Oh, shit.
16:14Sorry, mate.
16:15One drop, man.
16:16Yep.
16:17Um...
16:21The connection between neo-Nazis and organised crime.
16:24Investigating the rise of beach stabbings.
16:27Arson and insurance fraud.
16:29What is this?
16:30Story proposals.
16:31I've told you before, Joyce, that's not what we do.
16:33Look, I get it, but there is a readership out there for quality long-form stories.
16:38I think I know what this is about.
16:41You're hoping this project will compensate for a lack of direction in the rest of your life.
16:45You know, you can't build a life of happiness on a foundation of sadness.
16:51What are you talking about?
16:53I heard about the separation.
16:55Hamish told me he's a little bitch, so...
16:58It's gotta be hard starting over, especially as a more mature woman.
17:03Okay, this, um, this isn't about my marriage.
17:06Okay.
17:08It isn't.
17:10Point is, um, what we do here is short, sharp dopamine hits to the brain.
17:14Sort of, uh, celebrity scandals, nostalgia-based holisticals, offbeat news.
17:20Speaking of, I need you to head over to the golf course at Little Bay.
17:24Why?
17:25A croc has exploded.
17:27A croc did what?
17:29A croc exploded.
17:31It blew up.
17:33Bam.
17:35Cool.
17:36Cool.
17:37Two hundred words.
17:38Puns are encouraged.
17:40Hm.
17:42Have fun.
17:44Don't think about the marriage.
17:45A lot of cops were a dead croc.
17:55Any idea what caused the explosion?
17:58No problem, love.
18:00Uh, so you two got the initial call?
18:01Yeah.
18:02Who are you?
18:03Uh, Joyce Davis, the graph.
18:04A journalist.
18:05Sorry, mate.
18:06Police asked us not to talk to him.
18:07We found a hand in its guts.
18:08We found a hand in its guts.
18:09Nova.
18:10You found a what?
18:11We're not supposed to talk to it.
18:12Some blokes hand severed at the wrist inside the croc.
18:13Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:15Uh, so you two got the initial call?
18:16Yeah.
18:17Who are you?
18:18Uh, Joyce Davis, the graph.
18:19A journalist.
18:20Sorry, mate.
18:21Police asked us not to talk to him.
18:22We found a hand in its guts.
18:23Nova.
18:24You found a what?
18:25We're not supposed to talk to it.
18:26Some blokes hand severed at the wrist inside the croc.
18:27Uh, what's your name?
18:28Uh, Nova.
18:29I'm telling you, Nova Tuluwa.
18:30T-U-L-U-A.
18:31T-U-L-U-A.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Yeah.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Yeah.
18:45And you?
18:46I'll be in the truck.
18:48That's my Uncle Frank.
18:50So you think murder?
18:52Maybe a crime of passion or a scorned lover or some psycho who likes to collect hands, huh?
18:57Uh, so they fed one hand to the croc and kept the other one?
19:01Oh.
19:02That's good.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Good.
19:05Uh, what can you tell me about the hand?
19:07Uh, five fingers, no rings, tattoo on the wrist.
19:10Uh, tattoo of?
19:11A woman's face.
19:12Don't recognise her.
19:13She's not famous or anything.
19:14Lot of blood.
19:15Mm.
19:16Okay.
19:17Thanks, Nova.
19:18You were really helpful.
19:19Oh.
19:20So you're gonna figure this out?
19:22I'm gonna try.
19:23So how's this trial work?
19:24Well, they're gonna take that noggin of yours and plug your four stem cells.
19:29So, it's legit?
19:30Oh yeah, it's very legit.
19:31It'll fix what's wrong with me?
19:32I mean, look, it's experimental.
19:33You know, there's no guarantees, but it's your best shot.
19:34We good here?
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah, yeah.
19:37Well, this covers my fee.
19:39But if you wanna skip the line, you're gonna have to pay my contact, you know, and then he's
19:41gonna have to pay his contact.
19:42You know, just basic economics.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Yeah, yeah.
19:46Well, this covers my fee.
19:47But if you wanna skip the line, you're gonna have to pay my contact, you know, and then
19:52he's gonna have to pay his contact.
19:53You know, just basic economics.
19:54You said 10 grand.
19:55To start with.
19:57Mate, this is cutting edge, right?
19:58A lot of people want in.
19:59It's not gonna come cheap.
20:00So what are we looking at all in?
20:01I mean, you know, about another, probably a few hundred years.
20:02Yeah.
20:03I mean, I think, I don't know.
20:04I mean, I think you know, I don't know.
20:05I don't know.
20:06I don't know.
20:07I don't know.
20:08I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:10I don't know.
20:11I think I'm gonna talk about some of those things.
20:12I'm gonna talk about some of the things that I've been in.
20:14I don't know.
20:15I don't know.
20:16I don't know.
20:17You know, I don't know.
20:18I don't know.
20:2370? 75k?
20:2575 fucking K?
20:27Yeah.
20:28For something that's not even guaranteed.
20:30Wait, what's your alternative?
20:33So, what should I tell my guy?
20:43I mean, boundaries are good, right?
20:45Not in my experience. Yeah.
20:48At least she's open to seeing me.
20:50Yeah, under her very specific rules.
20:53What does that mean?
20:54You know, she just...
20:55She likes things the way she likes them.
20:56It doesn't matter if she hurts people's feelings along the way.
20:59Is this about the bachelorette party?
21:00No.
21:01But since you brought it up, I spent months, months planning that.
21:05I booked the limo.
21:06I made the penis necklaces.
21:07Drawing the veins on there was a little over the top,
21:09but they did look good.
21:10So, I even learned how to harvest mescaline, and what does she do?
21:13She takes one shot, and then she's in bed before 10 p.m.
21:16She sucks.
21:17Okay, I get it, but that was 10 years ago.
21:19Maybe it's time to let it go.
21:21I'm just saying I'm not surprised you're the one doing the backbending.
21:24Okay, look, I just need to show her that I've changed,
21:26and I let things get stale.
21:28This is on me.
21:29Okay, but don't forget, you built her a life, man.
21:32A very boring one, but she's boring.
21:35Okay, look, it's more complicated than that.
21:38I don't know.
21:39I just don't think you should blame yourself, that's all.
21:42But you know what?
21:43Whatever.
21:44When Tan's form becomes a billion-dollar success story,
21:47all of these little boundaries are going to seem really blurry.
21:50Trust me.
21:51I guarantee it.
21:52Speaking of blurry, is your vision a little hazy?
21:55What?
21:56No, why?
21:57I'm just having a hard time.
21:58Seeing?
21:59Great.
22:00Cool.
22:01Maybe you should have taken a nap before our very important meeting.
22:03No, I'm fine.
22:04I'm fine.
22:05Okay?
22:06Ah.
22:07Can I do one?
22:08No.
22:09God.
22:10Jesus.
22:11I'm gonna say no.
22:14You gotta stop hitting my balls, please.
22:17So, you're a big, uh, rugby fan, eh, Nugget?
22:20Oh, best game in the bloody world.
22:22Are you a fan?
22:23Never seen a game.
22:26So, uh, 2000 Cairns, was it?
22:292000, yeah.
22:30Limited run while we wait on, uh, you know, shipments from overseas.
22:34Oh, we can, we can adapt the paint lines to produce your tenner.
22:38Uh, setup's minimal.
22:39I can get all the temps.
22:41Amazing.
22:42Nugget, you are saving our asses.
22:45Nugget.
22:46Nugget.
22:47Nugget.
22:48Nugget.
22:49Nugget.
22:50Nugget.
22:51Nugget.
22:52Nugget for the touchdown, or whatever you call it.
22:56So, I reckon I can get your entire shipment to you in a month.
23:01Uh, uh, wait, wait, wait.
23:03No, no, no.
23:04When we talked, you said you could do a quick turnaround.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah, a month is a quick turnaround.
23:08No, no, no.
23:09We need it by the end of the week.
23:15A week?
23:16Yeah, no, no, no.
23:17Not a week.
23:18By the end of the week.
23:19By the end of the week.
23:20I'd have to shut down the entire production of all my other paints to hit that deadline.
23:24Yeah.
23:25My regulars would love that, wouldn't they?
23:27Plus, I don't even know what this...
23:29What do you call it?
23:30McKayberry.
23:31McKay.
23:32Listen, um, we have ten gallons of DHA in our car, which is more than enough.
23:36I'll go get it, and...
23:37No, no.
23:38Guys, guys, guys.
23:39Sorry.
23:40Not gonna happen.
23:41Is this because of the rugby thing, or...?
23:44Because I'll go to a game with you if you want.
23:47I'll take you out.
23:48What do you say, Nugget?
23:51Well, still, no.
23:52I feel like I've said no, like, ten times.
23:57We're fucked.
24:01Um, okay, maybe we just give Henley what we have.
24:04The...
24:05The cerebrocans are not bad, right?
24:06I mean...
24:07Yeah.
24:08They're a little bit explodey, but things explode.
24:10Right?
24:11I mean, maybe it's like a fun feature.
24:13Well, are you listening to me?
24:14Yes, yes.
24:15I'm sorry.
24:16I just think I might be going insane.
24:18Okay, not right now, Martin.
24:20Look.
24:21I keep seeing Terry's face everywhere.
24:24What?
24:25Oh, my God.
24:26Oh.
24:27Holy shit.
24:30Oh, you're not insane.
24:32You're a goddamn genius.
24:34Let's go.
24:35Let's go.
24:36So, are we doing nothing a month in?
24:37Actually, we have a little proposition for you.
24:38How would you like a meet and greet with one of your heroes?
24:43Terry Torres.
24:44Terry Torres.
24:45Terry the Terror Torres.
24:46Bullshit.
24:47Okay.
24:48Okay.
24:49So, if we can bring him here, you'll get us our cans by the end of the week?
24:53End of the week.
24:54I tell you what.
24:55If you two Yanks can get that legend in this office, I'll stop you.
24:57Are you kidding me?
24:58My hair is too young.
24:59No.
25:00Oh.
25:01Okay.
25:02Oh.
25:03I don't know.
25:04I don't know.
25:05No, I don't know.
25:07I don't know.
25:08I don't know.
25:10I don't know.
25:11I don't know.
25:12Okay, so if we can bring him here, you'll get us our cans by the end of the week?
25:18End of the week.
25:20Mate, I tell you what, if you two yanks can get that legend in this office,
25:24I'll slap the labels on the cans myself.
25:29Woo!
25:30Woo!
25:32How'd that one wake her up?
25:33No?
25:34Okay, see you in a minute.
25:37Terry the Terror Toys.
25:42I think one of your neighbours is cooking some meth.
26:02No, just temporary.
26:06What's happened?
26:08Can't a wife check in on her husband?
26:09I'm good. I'm alright.
26:13How are the headaches?
26:16I'm managing them.
26:18With what?
26:24I'm just worried about you, Tez.
26:26I'm alright.
26:30I think that's what you tell yourself.
26:33Your son needs his dad.
26:34Do you think I don't know that?
26:43Sorry.
26:44I'm sorry.
26:46TJ's footy season's starting.
26:53Make sure you eat something.
26:54Hi.
27:15So, we're in the red, yeah?
27:17Miss me?
27:18Molly Munro.
27:20Breathing the air of the free.
27:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, congratulations.
27:25Thank you, Izan.
27:26Yeah, it's good to be out.
27:27Take a seat.
27:30Uh, Coug is leading us through his revenue report for his, uh, operations.
27:37So, uh, cash running late, is he?
27:44What?
27:44Cash hasn't been the most consistent member of the syndicate.
27:52What does that mean?
27:55His attendance record is spotty.
27:59Well, I'm sure he's been busy keeping everything afloat while I've been inside.
28:04Hmm.
28:05And he hasn't been kicking up the tribute.
28:07How long?
28:12Three months.
28:14Well, I'm sure it's an oversight, Skinner.
28:18So, you'll make us hold, will ya?
28:20Course I will.
28:22Good.
28:22Because I'd hate to see you and Cash lose your spot at the table.
28:28It'd leave you guys a bit...
28:30vulnerable.
28:33Yeah, right.
28:36I'll pay what's owed.
28:38Good.
28:41We're happy you're back, Monty.
28:42Thank you, Izan.
28:44Aren't we skin it?
28:46Yeah, yeah, I'm...
28:47buzzing.
28:49Yeah, me too.
28:50Oh, shit, this was a mistake.
28:55We cannot call Terry.
28:57Yes, we can.
28:57Why is he a mistake?
28:58Because he made it abundantly clear that any further contact would end badly for us.
29:04Okay, I know he said that if we saw him again, that would mean that we'd fucked up,
29:07but in this case, he'd be seeing us.
29:10Nuance, yeah?
29:11I don't think you understand what nuance is.
29:13God, Martin, I don't know what our other option is.
29:16Look, if I had had even a second of sleep, I'd have a solution.
29:20Buddy, if we want to make this work, I think we're going to have to join the things we wouldn't normally do club, you know?
29:28I know that's hard for you.
29:33Okay, fine, but I will make the call.
29:35No, no, no, he likes me, I'll call him.
29:37But don't listen, it'll be too embarrassing.
29:38It's going to be weird.
29:39I think this is a really big mistake.
29:45Hey, yeah, Terry, um, it's me.
29:48Thank you for having me last night and this morning, I guess.
29:51Um, okay, so, I know you said not to call you, um, but something extremely important has come up.
29:58Yeah, um, okay, yeah.
30:01No, no, I'll send you my address.
30:03Okay, please help us, Terry, please.
30:06Please, Terry, thank you.
30:09Hey, Martin.
30:10It worked.
30:12Great.
30:13Wait, so, you were listening?
30:16Yep.
30:23Okay, so, what the fuck is going on?
30:27Uh, with what, Mines?
30:28First of all, Cash isn't here to welcome me home, and now I just find out that he's been missing meetings.
30:34So, I'm going to ask you all again.
30:37What the fuck is going on?
30:41Look, we all know that Cash can be erratic, but since you've been away, he has been completely unpredictable.
30:50Right?
30:51Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's fair to say that the, uh, wheels have fallen off since you've been away, Monee.
30:56He, I mean, with all due respect, he's become a bit unhinged.
31:00But now that you're back, oh, the hinges will come back on.
31:03Straight back on.
31:05So, him not being here, it's not entirely out of character.
31:08But he's going to turn up any second with a shit-eating grin on his face and some story about mega-dosing mushrooms.
31:16Yeah, yeah.
31:19That does sound like Cash.
31:21You got nothing to worry about.
31:23So, he really missed me, eh?
31:24Yep, big time.
31:26Oh, you are all he talks about.
31:27Yeah.
31:29Tequila.
31:31So, are we going to have a release party?
31:33Or what?
31:39You better have bought the fucking tequila.
31:42Release the tequila!
31:44Get mine.
31:45My man!
31:52What's the emergency?
31:54Did I say emergency?
31:56Well, you said extremely urgent.
31:57So, not emergency then, huh?
31:59Two different words.
32:01What, are you mad at me?
32:02They're looking at me like you're mad at me.
32:04Because I tricked you?
32:05Okay, people get tricked, Terry.
32:07But you're here now, so get over it.
32:08You know what I mean?
32:08Okay, okay.
32:09We need your help, all right?
32:11What do you know about aerosol manufacturing?
32:14You've got to be fucking kidding me.
32:16Aerosols?
32:17Wait, Terry, we need like 30 minutes of your time.
32:19Will you guys forget what happened last night?
32:22We fed a man to a fucking crocodile.
32:23Yeah, we forgot that.
32:25No, obviously we did not forget.
32:27Okay, listen, we need to convince someone to produce a shit ton of spray tan in a short
32:31amount of time.
32:32What the fuck has this got to do with me?
32:34The manufacturer is a fan of yours.
32:36No, he's a big fan.
32:37A big, big...
32:38Huge, huge fan.
32:39He actually, he said Terry head...
32:41Get fucked, both of yous.
32:42Don't call me again.
32:43Hey, we'd of course pay you for your time and effort.
32:46I mean, listen, if you help us, we'll give you a portion of our business.
32:53Yeah.
32:55The fuck is this?
32:56Our financial projections.
32:58So if Tan's Forum performs the way we expect, the long-term dividends...
33:02I don't do long-term, mate.
33:05Fuck.
33:06Wait, wait, wait.
33:07Hold on.
33:08We take this?
33:09Martin.
33:10Paid a couple thousand for it.
33:12Wait, are you sure?
33:12Yes, I'm sure.
33:16I'll give you ten minutes.
33:20Kate, the ring.
33:23All right, thank you so, so much for doing this.
33:26Okay, you ready?
33:27Make it feel special, you know?
33:28Talk about his kid.
33:29If you see a picture of his pretty wife, tell him his wife's pretty, you know?
33:32Give the man a show.
33:34Here we go.
33:35Hello, friend.
33:36Hi.
33:37Hi.
33:37Get fucked.
33:43Holy fucking shit.
33:46Terry Torres in my factory.
33:49Wow, mate.
33:49It's...
33:50What an honour.
33:51Thanks, mate.
33:51They don't make them like you anymore.
33:53No, they don't.
33:54Nope.
33:54Nope.
33:54They're no real warrior, guys.
33:56Just fucking front row.
33:59Get in there and just smash the pricks, eh?
34:01Preach.
34:02One of a kind.
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:03Not like players today.
34:04You want my buddy sign a little consent form?
34:07Oh, I'm going to put my hands on someone.
34:10Yeah, right.
34:10Fucking hell.
34:12Can I get a...
34:13Can I get a photo?
34:14Ah, that's why he's here, right?
34:16Yes.
34:17Let's go.
34:18You got this.
34:19Sorry, mate.
34:20Come around here.
34:21Yeah, get that out of my head.
34:22Bring it in.
34:23Look at this eye loom.
34:25Fucking hell.
34:26Okay.
34:26I'm a massive fan, man.
34:30That looks good.
34:31Looks good, right?
34:31So good.
34:32Yeah.
34:33Yeah.
34:34Big fucking smiles.
34:36I laugh because it, like, just helps you look like you're doing a good smile, you know,
34:40if you want to try it.
34:43You do it?
34:43Okay, great.
34:44I got it.
34:45Maybe just one more, like, just like we know each other, you know, we're just fucking dapping
34:48up.
34:48Like, just act like you know me.
34:49Hey, bros.
34:50How are you, man?
34:51Yeah, I'm good.
34:52Is that looking good?
34:53Yeah.
34:53How are you, bros?
34:54Fuck you.
34:55Maybe look at me, though.
34:56Oi.
34:56And it's like you're talking.
34:57Hey, how are you, man?
34:58I'm good, man.
34:58Yeah, fuck yeah.
34:59Just keep talking because she'll keep taking them.
35:01You all right?
35:02Yeah, I've been good, man.
35:03You been good?
35:04Oh, great.
35:06And just last one, last one, please.
35:08Is that all right?
35:08Just one more, just one more?
35:09Yeah.
35:09Just if you grab me here, like, we're getting into a knuckle and I'll grab you, just like
35:13we're getting on a biff on.
35:14Fucking, you want one?
35:15Oi, fucking, you want one?
35:17Throw one, man.
35:18You swing your door.
35:19Swing your door.
35:20Yeah, fuck yeah.
35:21Oh, yeah.
35:22Really good.
35:23Really good.
35:23Okay.
35:24Hey, mate.
35:25Never missed a game of yours.
35:27I was even at the semi where you split your fucking head open.
35:31Oh, there it is.
35:3327 stitches, wasn't it?
35:35We good?
35:37Happy nugget?
35:38Happy?
35:38Mate, fucking thrilled.
35:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:40Great.
35:40So we can pick up the cans at the end of the week.
35:42Oh, well, no, just hang on.
35:43Because me and the boys, we still talk about that scar at the pub, mate, all the time.
35:48They would shit their dacks if they knew I could just, I just had a little feel of it.
35:54You want to touch the scar?
35:56He's not touching the fucking scar.
35:57You're not touching the scar.
35:58You should be proud of that.
36:00It's a badge of honour, mate.
36:01No, mate.
36:02Get him to let me touch the scar and I'll do your cans in 24 hours.
36:05Well, that wasn't the deal, was it?
36:07Okay, well, this is negotiation.
36:09You said we just said, bring him here.
36:11Do you want the cans or not?
36:12This is bullshit.
36:13I'm fucking out of here.
36:14I've got to feel it.
36:15Oh, that felt fun.
36:17No, no, no!
36:21Enough of a show?
36:22Yeah.
36:23Yeah.
36:25Give me the ring.
36:27Now.
36:28Ring.
36:28Now.
36:29Okay, okay, okay, okay.
36:32There.
36:32Don't ever call me again.
36:34Both of you.
36:37Oh!
36:39Oh, my God.
36:51Detective.
36:52New press.
36:53Joyce Davis, the graph.
36:55You hear about the croc.
36:56That's right.
36:57Well, it exploded.
36:59There you go.
36:59Get your big story.
37:00And the hand?
37:04Well, that info hasn't been released.
37:06Yeah, well, I'm resourceful.
37:08Who does it belong to?
37:09No comment.
37:11Detective.
37:12I can write a story that speculates, gets the public overexcited, makes it so that you
37:17have to do with a lot more than me hanging around asking a few questions.
37:20Or I can report the facts.
37:22You have to hold it till tomorrow so we can tell next of kin.
37:27Of course.
37:28And you'll loan me a favour.
37:30Okay.
37:33A croc escaped from somewhere in Moldova, got into the sewer system, made its way into
37:37the city.
37:38Somewhere along the line, it bumped into some poor bastard who was subsequently consumed,
37:42along with a bunch of shit, including what appears to be a propane can.
37:46Hence the explosion.
37:46Explosion.
37:47Jesus.
37:48And you're going with accident?
37:50Versus?
37:52Anything nefarious?
37:54We're going with accident.
37:56The victim?
37:57Who was he?
37:59We're still waiting on an official ID, but he appears to be Cash Monroe with a K.
38:04And that says it all.
38:05Real piece of shit.
38:06Which is why I'm telling you.
38:09So maybe his run-in with the animal was more than just bad luck?
38:13You'd prefer that, wouldn't you?
38:15I'm just interested in the facts.
38:17Yeah, yeah.
38:18It's a real delight talking to you, Joyce Davis.
38:20But I think I've given you quite enough.
38:23And you owe me.
38:25Yep.
38:30You're smuck in the fucking head.
38:32Are you okay?
38:32Is there an ice pack anywhere?
38:34I'm calling the fucking cops.
38:36Okay, I completely understand that you're upset right now.
38:38Oh, you do, do you?
38:39That fucking mad prick just broke my fucking nose.
38:42I'm going to see you for everything you've got.
38:44Hey, I'm going to take your fucking business.
38:46I'm going to ruin your arms.
38:49Eh?
38:50Shut up.
38:51What?
38:52You're going to listen to me.
38:53What?
38:53All right?
38:54You're going to get us our cans by the end of the week.
38:57You know what's going to happen?
38:59Yeah, we're going to bring our friend Terry back.
39:01And next time, we're going to let him finish the job.
39:05Right?
39:05So do we have a deal?
39:08I can't.
39:09Do we have a fucking deal?
39:10Yeah, fucking deal.
39:11What's the reason?
39:12I can't.
39:12I'll get it done.
39:13Fine.
39:17Jesus Christ.
39:24Never meet your heroes, huh?
39:26Mm-hmm.
39:26Fuck.
39:36Fuck.
39:46Hello?
39:47I told you about to get the ball roll on the treatment.
39:50I'll get the money.
39:51Yep.
39:51Rightio.
40:00So what do you think happened to that hand?
40:03I bet it's a crazy story.
40:05Ah, some head bastard probably just got drunk and fell into a clock bed.
40:09Maybe.
40:10I'm betting it's something way more sorted.
40:13Yeah?
40:14Mm-hmm.
40:14Well, either way, it's not our problem, right?
40:18Right.
40:18So forget about it and focus on your job.
40:25Nova, you've got to try not to get distracted by things that, you know, just that you consider
40:31more interesting.
40:32I don't do that.
40:34Do I need to mention the treasure map?
40:37That was a one-time thing.
40:38Bloody hell.
40:39You found part of a road atlas in a snake nest and spent the next bloody three months searching
40:43for diamonds.
40:43I was young.
40:44It was the folly of you.
40:46It was last Christmas.
40:47Okay, I'll hear you.
40:49I won't get distracted.
40:51Good.
40:51Jeez.
40:55So that crop that exploded over at the golf course, cops found a dismembered hand inside.
41:05Cool.
41:06The detective claims the victim was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
41:08But I feel like there's something else going on.
41:11Hold on.
41:11Why were you talking to a detective?
41:14Because there's a real story here.
41:16Yeah, the story is a croc exploded with a hand in it.
41:19That's it.
41:19Print the headline.
41:20Move on.
41:20Just let me chase this one down.
41:22See where it goes.
41:23Joyce, do the job you're paid to do.
41:26Or go find another one.
41:31Yep.
41:31Also, just because my door's open doesn't mean you can just walk in.
41:37Oh, um, sorry.
41:39I don't know.
41:41I don't know.
41:42I don't know.
41:43I don't know.
41:44I don't know.
41:44I don't know.
41:45I don't know.
41:45I don't know.
41:45I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
41:47I don't know.
41:47I don't know.
41:48I don't know.
41:48I don't know.
42:18Okay, good plan, good plan.
42:28The way he caved, and that annoying laugh.
42:33We should get a drink.
42:36Let's get a drink.
42:37I'll buy the first round.
42:39I need to sleep.
42:40I've been awake for, I don't know, a lot of hours.
42:44All right, well, I gotta have a couple drinks just to even out the day, you know?
42:50Oh, should I ask Terry to come?
42:52No, right?
42:53No.
42:54What do you want?
42:55No, he wouldn't.
42:56No.
42:57He wouldn't.
42:58I love you, Vicki.
42:59Ew, I'm your sister.
43:01I love you too.
43:02I really do.
43:08I have a couple drinks.
43:09I'll read it sometime if I were sick.
43:14I only have a couple drinks.
43:18Okay, he's in here.
43:21I'm scans,ë‹¤ê³ ?
43:23No, I have a couple drinks.
43:25I'm poems tonight.
43:34Oh, fuck.
43:58Fuck, I'm so out of practice.
44:00Oh, this is good, eh?
44:07All the crew back together again.
44:10Oh, except for their fucking cunt cash.
44:15What a fucking piece of shit.
44:19You know, after all this time, after everything I've ever done for him,
44:24and where was he when I'm fresh out of the box?
44:28Fuckin' nowhere, that's where!
44:34What a cunt.
44:35Yeah.
44:36How, Mo?
44:38There's a couple of, um, like, detectives.
44:47What's that?
44:48Mooney Munro?
44:53Yeah?
44:54I'm Detective Boulder.
44:57There's no easy way to say this.
45:01We found your brother's body.
45:05He's, he's dead.
45:09And we're gonna have to ask you to come down to the wall.
45:12At some point.
45:13Sorry.
45:14To a devil.
45:15Yes.
45:16Maybe he wants to spring a while...
45:20Yeah.
45:21Well the sun makes a certain way...
45:22That's okay!
45:23I'm connecting both men.
45:24What a nightmare!
45:25Yeah?
45:26And we're gonna have to ask you.
45:28He got a lot of devil in his eyes
45:37He got a kiss of fire and it burns you well
45:45Breaks your heart and it hurts like
45:50It hurts like hell
45:58It hurts like hell
46:03It hurts like hell
46:04It hurts like hell
46:10It hurts like hell
46:12It hurts like self and it hurts like
46:18Lost in a chase
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