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00:00Who Loves The Sun?
00:07Who Cares That It Makes Plants Grow?
00:12Who Cares What It Does?
00:15Since You Broke My Heart?
00:19Who Loves The Wind?
00:23Who Cares That It Makes Breeze Eggs?
00:27Who Cares What It Does?
00:30Since You Broke My Heart?
00:33Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:36Who Loves The Sun?
00:40Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:43Who Loves The Sun?
00:47Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:50Not Everyone
00:54Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:57Who Loves The Wind?
01:00Who Loves The Wind?
01:05Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba
01:17Now Look, I Know What You're Thinking, and Yes, I Do Work Out.
01:23I Just Like To Rest A Few Years Between Sets.
01:26But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age, body type, or back hair density.
01:36Thanks a lot.
01:38Made using Nature's own Mekhi Berry, Tansform, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, even in your Australian winter, huh?
01:46Which is surprisingly cold.
01:48Yeah.
01:49My nipples do not lie, huh?
01:51Mine either.
01:53Well, spray tan is a growth area for us.
01:56Really? So, uh, is that a yes?
02:00Well, here's what I'm thinking.
02:02Excuse me? What is going on here?
02:05Could you just give us a minute a bit?
02:07Can I see your room keys, please?
02:10No, I mean, yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Okay, hold on. We can explain.
02:15Obviously, we should have paid your rent-up patio area, all right?
02:18And not pretended to be staying here.
02:20And Vicky should not have called the manager to what she called.
02:22Yeah, yeah, okay, but we are a startup, and we're low on cash, and you were being an asshole.
02:26Yeah, we believe that Tansform is a market-changing product.
02:30Yeah.
02:30There's so much so that I mortgaged my house to fund it.
02:33You did.
02:33Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people, too.
02:38Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close-up on my brother here, shall I?
02:42He is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work with.
02:48You know what? And honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my...
02:51Okay, you have our information. Thank you.
02:54I went too far, didn't I?
02:56At least we came off as passionate.
02:58Yeah.
02:58Where are we actually staying?
03:05Ugh.
03:07The nights are unexpedious.
03:09Eh, I'm happy with you.
03:16Does this country smell weird?
03:18Yeah, a little.
03:20I'm happy with you.
03:50Oh, hello, gorgeous.
04:04Hey, uh, what do you want?
04:06What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:09I thought I'd head until next week.
04:12Where's the money?
04:14Where is it?
04:15Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:18Everyone knows the rest were dog shit
04:21The only sure thing in life, mate
04:23Is getting your head fucking caved in
04:25When you don't pay your debts
04:26Okay, wait, yeah, no
04:28I don't have it all today, but
04:30But what?
04:33Holy shit
04:33You used to play, right?
04:37No, mate
04:37Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago
04:40You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean up
04:42I recognised you
04:43No, no, no, I remember
04:45I had cash on Norths
04:47What's that wheeled you out?
04:48The boys collapsed
04:49Terry, Terry Torres
04:52That's it
04:53You're a fucking great player, man
04:55What the hell happened to you?
05:02Now fuck it up, man
05:03Fuck
05:18Hey, it's me
05:19How are ya?
05:21Um, good
05:22Great
05:23Uh, so
05:23Crazy thing
05:25I'm in Australia
05:26Yeah, Sydney, actually
05:29Hi
05:33Hey
05:34Hey
05:34What's that?
05:35Oh, uh, this is for Joyce
05:37Can you talk to her?
05:39Yeah
05:40We're having dinner tonight
05:41Oh, and what's this?
05:43Like a present?
05:45You don't like it?
05:46No, it's trash
05:46But she's your ex
05:47But she's your ex, not mine
05:48Okay, ex is a little strong
05:50We're just separated
05:51You know, we still talk
05:52Okay, okay
05:53I'm just saying
05:53I don't think this is gonna make you unseparated
05:56You're right
05:58You're right
05:59Ugh, my judgment is off
06:00Why am I so nervous about this?
06:03I don't know
06:03Maybe because you quit your job
06:05And started a new business
06:06And flew across the world to win her back
06:08Which I guess is romantic as hell
06:11But that's not why we're here
06:12Priority number one is what?
06:14Transform
06:15That's right
06:15Transform
06:16Not fucking Joyce
06:18No, you're right
06:19You're right
06:20But she'll take me back, right?
06:22I don't know, man
06:23Maybe
06:23Probably
06:24Not with that thing
06:26Gimme
06:26Gimme
06:27Fucking
06:28Thing's a real panty raiser
06:31Panty raiser?
06:32Panty raiser
06:33You want them lowered
06:34And
06:34You know what I'm going to
06:37I don't want to talk about this with you
06:38I'm going to the convention
06:39How'd you get started?
06:43I worked at a spray tanning salon back home
06:45And then one day my boss
06:47She started bitching at me
06:48And she was like
06:48You can't use the employee discount for customers
06:51But I was like
06:52I'm only using them on the hot customers
06:54Some of whom I was sleeping with
06:56You know
06:56Bosses just can be so frustrating
06:58So frustrating
06:59I know
07:00So then
07:00I took some of the boxes of spray tan
07:02And I started selling it behind the local high school
07:04And then of course my bitch boss rats me out
07:06And then all of a sudden I'm in jail
07:08Wait, jail?
07:09I know
07:09So anyway
07:10I tell my brother
07:11And he bails me out
07:12And then he's like lecturing me
07:14On how I need to get my life together
07:15And I'm like
07:15Martin
07:16His name's Martin
07:17I'm like
07:17Martin
07:18That's what I'm trying to do
07:19I mean
07:19You see that, right Sophie?
07:21Yeah, for sure
07:22Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:24No
07:24It's just that
07:25I don't want to work for a fascist
07:27No
07:27I want to be respected
07:28Oh
07:29And then
07:29I have this trip to Chile
07:30To like drop off this package
07:32Which was stupid
07:32And I meet this gorgeous
07:34But mean hula hooper
07:36Hula hooping was her job?
07:38No
07:38It wasn't her job
07:40But she was really good at it
07:41And anyway
07:42Then I see these guys
07:43And they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos
07:45With the juice of this berry
07:47Berry?
07:48Mm-hmm
07:48So we get a scientist
07:50To like whip up a formula
07:51Or whatever
07:52I don't know
07:52I'm not a scientist
07:53And we slap a label on it
07:54And here I am
07:55Talking to you
07:56That's quite a story
07:58Why'd you come back to Australia?
08:00Because your son sucks
08:01Cancer
08:02Cancer
08:03Plus if you can make it here
08:05In tanning
08:05You can make it anywhere
08:06Okay
08:07Well
08:08Here's your booth
08:08You seem disappointed
08:14Is there a problem?
08:16Well
08:16Frankly
08:17The offensive size
08:19Sophie
08:19Not to mention
08:21The stench of hangover shits
08:23Which will definitely
08:24Deter potential customers
08:26Don't you think?
08:27I could check if there's a deodorizer
08:29That's not gonna work
08:30Sophie
08:30I thought we were friends
08:31There is one remaining booth
08:33But it's part of the diamond package
08:34So it's a bit pricier
08:36Take me
08:36Back this way
08:37Okay
08:38Because you're not mad at me
08:38Or anything right?
08:39No
08:39I'm not mad
08:40I'm a little bit scared
08:41Joyce
08:50Hi
08:51Hi
08:52You look fantastic
09:00How are you?
09:02Good
09:02I'm good
09:03How are you?
09:04I am great
09:05And you're in Sydney
09:07Right?
09:08What are the odds?
09:09Both of us in southeastern Australia
09:11It's crazy
09:12So um
09:14What are you doing here?
09:15Well
09:15Believe it or not
09:16Vicky and I started a company
09:18Okay
09:19Doing what?
09:21Dramatic reveal
09:22Ta-da
09:25We are officially in the beauty product business
09:28What about your job?
09:34I'll quit
09:35Really?
09:37After 20 years?
09:39Well
09:39Entrepreneurship requires sacrifice
09:42So being here is purely a business decision?
09:46Exactly
09:46Nothing to do with me?
09:48No
09:48I mean
09:49Okay
09:50Okay
09:50Well
09:50Maybe I had you in the back of my mind
09:53Like way way back there though
09:55Look
10:02I made a lot of promises in the past
10:05Promises that I didn't keep
10:07And
10:08This is different
10:10Alright
10:11This one is going to come together
10:14It has to
10:16Because
10:16I miss you
10:19I
10:23Oh you don't worry
10:25It'll rain anymore?
10:30Yeah
10:30Martin
10:31You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage
10:35We're still married
10:36But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions
10:39My life was passing me by
10:41Okay
10:41I get it
10:42I really do
10:43I'm glad you're excited about your business
10:46But
10:47I did not come here to be pitched on our future
10:50This
10:53This
10:53This was a mistake
10:54No
10:55Joyce
10:57Hey
10:58Good luck with the business
10:59Joyce
11:00Come on
11:01Let's just eat
11:02Joyce
11:03Yeah she's right
11:09You know I said we'd get out of the Midwest
11:11I said we'd have kids
11:13I just kept pushing it off
11:15Well the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business
11:18Right
11:19Yeah
11:19And hey speaking of
11:21Put on your best fake smile
11:22We got a room full of potential buyers to impress
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network
11:26I know buddy
11:27I know
11:28Joyce was
11:29Joyce
11:30You loved her
11:31But
11:31People do move on
11:32I don't want to move on Vicky
11:34I know
11:34And I don't want to do this
11:37Ow
11:38Ow
11:38Stop
11:38Oh
11:39Jesus
11:40Fuck
11:42Sorry I thought that would have come off easier
11:44But the point is
11:45What would you have said to me if I was in the same position
11:47You would say
11:48You get one chance to make a first impression
11:50So stop fucking crying about your ex-wife
11:53You're bumming everybody the fuck out
11:54Pussy
11:55Not really my tone
11:56But
11:57Sure
11:58There we go
11:59Hello good sir
12:01Hi
12:01What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful
12:03Um
12:04Whoo
12:06How much
12:08750
12:09We'll take it
12:10Vicky
12:10We can't afford that
12:12No but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can
12:14For our image right
12:15Absolutely not
12:16Please please
12:17No no no no no no
12:18No no no no
12:19So you want it or
12:21Yes yes yes we do
12:22Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
12:24Yes we do
12:25Okay
12:26That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:28Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
12:31And I know exactly who I'm gonna impress.
12:34I'll save you some.
12:35No, sure.
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah. Very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually, let me guess.
12:50You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you do that?
12:58I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:06I'm Susie.
13:08I'm Martin.
13:09Hi.
13:10So, how long have you been in the painting people orange racket?
13:15Well, about a year.
13:17Uh-huh.
13:18I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:23And why'd you give that up?
13:25Well, you know, I decided I wasn't gonna let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:30Wow.
13:32That is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously.
13:41You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:44Well, how about you?
13:45You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:47Fucking hell, Martin.
13:48Who am I asking the big questions?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Sorry.
13:51Well, okay.
13:52Um, if you want the truth, then...
13:54Maybe not.
13:55No.
13:56No.
13:57No.
13:58No.
13:59No.
14:00No.
14:01No.
14:02No.
14:03No.
14:04No.
14:05No.
14:06No.
14:07No.
14:08No.
14:09No.
14:10No.
14:11No.
14:12No!
14:14No.
14:15And yet, I guess your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister, and yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:22Not yours?
14:23Oh, God, no. No.
14:25Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:31Actually, I... I don't think I...
14:34Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just... I don't know anybody in town and...
14:41No, no, no. It's just... No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay. I get it. Look, it was really nice to meet you. I hope it goes really well.
14:52Sorry.
14:59You know, one glass of mine.
15:02Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:05Cheers to that. Cheers.
15:07Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow. Yeah.
15:14Welcome.
15:15So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I... Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go. Here.
15:22All right. It's good. It's cute.
15:24Right?
15:25Transform.
15:27And...
15:28The pitch...
15:29Begins...
15:31Now.
15:32May I?
15:33Yes.
15:34Yes.
15:35And?
15:36Yes.
15:37All right.
15:39Everyday life can take its toll.
15:41Work, bills, responsibility. They can make you feel colorless, right? But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way. With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
15:55Transform with Tansform.
15:56And be the best version of yourself.
16:00Good.
16:01It's good.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:03It's really fucking good.
16:04Yeah.
16:05It's good.
16:07Oh, my God.
16:08It's good.
16:09Oh, my God.
16:11It's really fucking good.
16:13and transform and be the best version of yourself.
16:22It's good.
16:27It's really fucking good.
16:43What?
16:59Hey.
17:01Hey.
17:02Hi.
17:06Mustn't that go kind of crazy?
17:09Yeah, looks that way.
17:14Hmm.
17:24You wanna get some breakfast?
17:27Martin.
17:30Breakfast?
17:32Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
17:38You okay?
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:41I just normally don't drink that much, so...
17:45Welcome to Australia.
17:48I mean, actually, you know, look, it's just last night was...
17:53Yeah, uh, about that.
17:59Just, if you could press play.
18:10Film this.
18:11Everything's gonna be fine. You've just gotta do what he says, okay?
18:13What he says, okay?
18:14But who says?
18:20Morning, Martin.
18:22Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused.
18:26Oh, what you think's happening is exactly what's happening.
18:29I think it should be here.
18:32I think it should be here.
18:36I just got here.
18:38Is it out?
18:43Oh.
18:45It's gonna be $10,000.
18:48What?
18:50$10,000, Martin.
18:52We're gonna throw this...
18:54Up on the interwebs...
18:56Where your wife...
18:57Kids...
18:59Heck, even your pre-scout of it looks...
19:01You're...
19:02You're blackmailing me?
19:04I like to think of it as preserving your privacy...
19:07At market cost.
19:09I mean, who says I'm married?
19:14Spotting these?
19:17It's her speciality, mate.
19:23I don't have $10,000.
19:26What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum.
19:30The whole bottle.
19:32The whole bottle of rich prick rum.
19:35That was my sister.
19:36So you got till 10 tonight, okay?
19:39Look, you don't understand.
19:40I really don't have that kind of money.
19:42See that?
19:45Six hours in the chair.
19:47Skin so thin it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves.
19:52But I didn't move.
19:54No.
19:56Cause I want everyone to know I love my sister.
19:58And I'd do anything for her.
20:00Okay.
20:03If you love your wife, Martin...
20:06You'll get the cash.
20:08Yeah.
20:10That was really good.
20:11So this whole thing...
20:12Just pay him.
20:13Martin.
20:14Martin.
20:15So this whole thing...
20:16Just pay him.
20:17Martin.
20:19Hello.
20:20Hello.
20:21Hello.
20:26Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:28Dad, you did.
20:29My God, I'm so proud of you.
20:30Does this whole thing?
20:32Just pay him, Martin.
20:43Hello.
20:47Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:49Dad, you did?
20:51Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
20:54Oh, and I found a model for the presentation.
20:57She is very talented.
20:59Actually, I took a few nudes.
21:00Do you want to see?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Here.
21:07Hey, you okay?
21:09Look who a pill.
21:13Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over.
21:14Otherwise, this would be a problem.
21:16No, it's not over.
21:18Joyce texted me this morning.
21:19She wants to talk.
21:20Oh, okay.
21:21You're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists
21:24because Joyce wants to talk?
21:26Vicky, please.
21:27Sorry.
21:29It's fine, I'm being lucky for you.
21:31This is my strong suit.
21:32Extortion?
21:33Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in Mexico?
21:36Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:37It was actually pretty good stuff.
21:39But when you're driving desert roads,
21:41there's always this chance that you could run into bandits.
21:43And if you do, you have two options.
21:45You can either stop and let them take what is yours,
21:49or you accelerate and force them to move.
21:52We're not accelerating.
21:53Look, we got enough cash in our account.
21:55We're just going to pay them off.
21:56Right.
21:59What?
22:00Okay.
22:01The organizer of the event, this friend of mine,
22:05she's not really a friend of mine, but we kind of became friends.
22:07And she offered us the biggest booth at the event.
22:10And, um, it was really expensive.
22:13And, uh, what are you trying to say, Vicky?
22:17We have $812 left in our business account.
22:21Fuck!
22:22Fuck!
22:23Okay, it's going to be okay.
22:25Trust me.
22:25Trust me.
22:26No, no, no.
22:26I'm going to lose my wife and my house and my business.
22:31Perfect!
22:32You'll still have me, though.
22:34No, you'll be gone, too, because I will have killed you.
22:38Oh, oh, missed.
22:58Dave, turn the hole.
23:02Fuck!
23:12Big fella?
23:13How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:14Nothing.
23:15He's a degenerate gambler.
23:16You squeeze him?
23:17Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:20You took him out his word, did you?
23:26I made a judgment call.
23:27Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:29Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:31Your judgment.
23:32Well, you want me to go back there, kick him in the guts and hope you think shit's fucking
23:36gold coins out?
23:37You want that?
23:41Sorry, mate.
23:42UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:44Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:46I know who you are, mate.
23:48Memory's fine.
23:50Come here.
23:51Come on.
23:52Come on.
23:52Come on.
23:52Where is she?
24:15She'll be here.
24:16Vicky.
24:17Vicky.
24:18Hello, gorgeous.
24:19Hi.
24:20So, what do you think?
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:29Crystal, this is Martin.
24:30Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:32Hi.
24:32Hi.
24:32You look, uh, tan.
24:37No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo.
24:41All right?
24:41And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color.
24:45And we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:49Okay, you know what?
24:50Give me a second.
24:51I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:53I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever, but you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
25:00Oh, you look darker shade.
25:01Just get it together.
25:03Jesus Christ.
25:05Hey, sorry.
25:06It's okay.
25:10Shit's getting worse.
25:12Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings, sensitivity to fucking light.
25:20Sorry, mate.
25:21You have any, um, memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:25Oh, let's skip the part where you think you've got an active medical license.
25:31Just give me where I come from.
25:32Sorry, mate.
25:33Just, uh, trying to help.
25:42I need 60.
25:44Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:46I'll have the rest by Friday.
25:47Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:48It's not how it works.
25:49You know that's not how it works.
25:50Don't work your fucking dick.
25:52Okay, yeah, you want me to call?
25:54Let go of me or we're never going to do business again.
25:57Yeah.
26:01Okay, good.
26:04Just, um, just give him 15 and throw in a couple of extra for a professional courtesy.
26:10Ladies and gentlemen, we'll get everything you know about SproTek.
26:19Because up next, we have Tens Ball.
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26:35All right, you ready?
26:54You ready?
26:55You with me?
26:56Let's do this.
26:57Okay, here we go.
26:59Here we go.
26:59Hello, Sydney.
27:05I'm Vicky Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Marla.
27:20It's okay.
27:22Whoopsie-dips.
27:23Get up.
27:24Get up.
27:27Woo!
27:29The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:38I'm being blackmailed.
27:40Jesus!
27:42And now our inventory is exploding.
27:44I think it's just the heat.
27:47It's winter.
27:48Okay, listen.
27:49Here's what we're going to do.
27:50We're not going to pay them, okay?
27:51We are going to floor it at these assholes, and then we are going to explode on them.
28:00No, we're not going to do it your way.
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes.
28:10Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:13What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put $10,000 in our pocket today, Phil.
28:19What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25Don't give me a ball.
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:31Psst.
28:32Phil, come here.
28:32Theoretically, between you and me, if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:39how quickly can we get that loan?
28:41Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:44Okay, seven days isn't going to work.
28:45Do better.
28:47Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure.
28:50Yeah, it's...
28:51He's being blackmailed.
28:59No, but he really is.
29:01We need you to do us a solid.
29:02That loan would have floated us for months.
29:08It's Joyce's house, too.
29:09Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:11Well, she's still my wife.
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife, you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific
29:15to win her back.
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times
29:21our size.
29:21Oh, so this is my fault, because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and
29:25shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:26Okay, I've destroyed my life.
29:28Noted.
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:31What's that mean?
29:32Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were.
29:36And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer, Martin, that is
29:41the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:45Where are you going, Martin?
29:47I can fix this on my own.
29:58Oh, look, it's Phil.
29:59The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04Great.
30:04Oh, my brother's going to have his legs broken, but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker
30:09when I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:13I get it.
30:15You think I like this job?
30:16My mom won't even talk to me.
30:20She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:23Really?
30:24She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No.
30:26It sucks.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My mom kicked me out just for selling some furniture that I honestly didn't think she was using
30:35any more.
30:35And I made bank.
30:37It's like, why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah.
30:40I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture, but I get it.
30:43It's like moms, you know?
30:46Yeah.
30:46Moms.
30:48God.
30:49I get it.
30:53Hey.
30:57I don't normally do this.
31:01He helps people when they're back down.
31:04Do you know what I mean?
31:05I do know what you mean.
31:08Grab a quick break.
31:09Yep.
31:10Okay.
31:11Fair enough.
31:12Yeah.
31:21Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headshots.
31:26By using a patient's own best-in-timeal step cells to support the recovery of traumatic
31:31step-opathy, brain damage, and excess inflammation.
31:34Hey.
31:36I'm, uh, I'm Vicky from, from the phone.
31:40What do you want?
31:41I'm, I'm looking for a loan.
31:44Don't do loans anymore.
31:45Well, that's a shame.
31:48What do you do now?
31:56Help, people.
31:57What, like, if I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night, things like that?
32:01Yeah.
32:02If you've got the money, I'll get the job done.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Well, I'm not exactly flush with cash right now, hence the need for the loan.
32:13What's the loan for?
32:18Just your typical blackmail sex tape situation.
32:23Oh.
32:24Yeah.
32:24There could be some other options.
32:28How do you feel about your Second Amendment?
32:30Is that in the photo?
32:39Yep.
32:42Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:45You had a thing for this guy?
32:46No.
32:48Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money.
32:51Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:54Fuck threats with your idea.
32:55Fuck it.
32:58Extortion operations.
33:00And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
33:02So what?
33:03Going to transition to dolphin train, are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon.
33:07An astronaut.
33:12Are you mind picking those up for me, please?
33:24What the fuck?
33:25Hang on.
33:26Catch!
33:27Don't be rusty.
33:29Please don't catch me.
33:30Stand fucking still.
33:42You don't get to be anyone but who I tell you to be.
33:47Understand?
33:49Yeah.
33:51Good girl.
33:53Can you pick these up for me, please?
33:58Hey, you've reached Joyce.
34:00Please leave a message.
34:01Hey, Joyce!
34:02I got your text.
34:03I'm really looking forward to talking.
34:06In the meantime, Vicki and I, we have a big opportunity.
34:11But we're just kind of putting the pieces together right now.
34:14So, uh, if you're happy with your message, press one.
34:27To delete, press two.
34:29You traded the company van.
34:33For the money we need.
34:34You need.
34:35Not me being blackmailed.
34:36This time.
34:38And what is this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal.
34:41I'd do it again.
34:42Oh, oh, jeez.
34:44That's him.
34:45That's him.
34:46What did I do?
34:46Answer the phone.
34:47Show this fucker who's boss.
34:49Okay.
34:50Okay.
34:50Okay.
34:52Hello?
34:54I have the money.
34:59Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no.
35:01Uh, somewhere public.
35:03Yep.
35:03Afraid I have to insist on that.
35:07You're right.
35:08Yeah.
35:08No, you're, you're right.
35:09Here does work.
35:11Yeah.
35:11Sure.
35:12One hour?
35:13Okay.
35:14Looking forward to it.
35:16Nervous?
35:17No, no, no, no.
35:18Not, not even in the slightest.
35:20Are you?
35:23Yeah.
35:23Oh, well, that made, oh.
35:24I got it.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Bad job.
35:27Really bad job.
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either.
35:32Hi.
35:42Hello, ma'am.
35:43Come on in.
35:47So, how is everyone?
35:51Right here.
35:55This is, uh, the end of it.
35:57Here it is.
35:58What about?
35:59Where's the sex tape?
36:00Who are you?
36:01I'm the sister.
36:03And, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit until you delete the fucking video from the cloud
36:08or whatever.
36:09Well, money first.
36:10Then I press delete.
36:12Not happening.
36:14Oh, I'm just gonna send it then.
36:16Okay, money first.
36:17No.
36:17Money first.
36:17No.
36:18Vicky.
36:18Dammit.
36:19There you go.
36:21It's all there.
36:21Okay.
36:21I'm starting to think this isn't enough.
36:28If you can get ten grand in a day, you get twenty tomorrow.
36:33Cash, come on.
36:34Let's just get out of here.
36:35You know why this works?
36:42I'll tell you.
36:43Everyone wants to believe they're the most interesting person in the room.
36:47Because no one wants to admit they're just another everyday shitbag.
36:53But here's the thing.
36:55If you get tape fucking a woman who isn't your wife, then it doesn't matter who you think
37:00you are, you're still gonna have to pay the asking price.
37:04And now, that price is twenty.
37:09I don't think so.
37:10You got a fucking gun?
37:12I'm accelerating.
37:13You sure about this?
37:14Yeah, I'm American.
37:15Of course I'm fucking sure about this.
37:18Give me your phone.
37:19Now.
37:20Now.
37:21Tell me your password.
37:24One.
37:26One.
37:28One.
37:28Right.
37:29One.
37:30What are they all, ones?
37:32Two.
37:34Okay.
37:35I'm kind of having a hard time adding the password in, also pointing.
37:39Will you just use the...
37:39Sure.
37:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:40No, I gotta, I gotta...
37:42Don't move!
37:45I'm not familiar with this OS.
37:46Lady, will you help him to leave the fucking sex tape?
37:49Surprise.
37:50God damn it.
37:51Fuck.
37:51I have one, too.
37:53Give me a gun.
37:55Please.
37:56I'm taking the fucking gun.
37:58Okay, listen.
38:02If you want 20, I can give you 20.
38:03All right, I'll write you a check.
38:05I'll write you a check.
38:05We don't really do checks here, Martin.
38:08Stop moving.
38:10Shut that thing up.
38:14Now, please.
38:15Sorry.
38:16Sorry, it's just, uh...
38:20Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:25Okay, please, please don't, don't...
38:28Hello?
38:29This must be Mrs. Mom.
38:30Please, no!
38:31I'm sorry.
39:01Are you there?
39:09Hang up.
39:11Hang up.
39:12Hang up.
39:13Is he?
39:28Yeah.
39:29Maybe we have to call an ambulance.
39:32No, no, no, no, no.
39:33We're in a foreign country, and we just killed somebody.
39:38We're not going to call an ambulance.
39:41What do we do?
39:43We've got to get rid of him.
39:44I think I know somebody.
39:48So you're thinking like an acid bath situation, or?
40:06I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:08You know how she is?
40:15Yep.
40:17Well, you know what?
40:18I'm getting the fuck out of here, then.
40:21Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:22We need a big fucking bag.
40:40Wait, wait.
40:42Let's go.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:48You okay?
40:49I did it.
40:49I did it.
40:54It's good on your ride, man.
40:55I don't think so.
40:57Good.
40:58Pop the boot.
41:00Okay.
41:00Hold on.
41:01We're taking my car?
41:02Yeah, your body.
41:05Your car.
41:06I suppose that's terrible.
41:10Fall of boxes.
41:11Looks like he's going to have to ride up front.
41:24Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:27It's his birthday.
41:29Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:32Oh, fuck.
41:36Okay.
41:36Okay.
41:37Where are we going?
41:40We feel like pizza, burgers, fries.
41:44Oh, fuck.
41:45I could do burgers if...
41:47You're kidding.
41:48If I can with me, okay.
41:49Yeah, no, we're just going to go get rid of the body.
41:51Yeah, no, I'm stupid.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:54Okay, let's go.
42:02Jesus Christ.
42:18Ready?
42:20Three, two, up.
42:23Keep going.
42:23That's it.
42:24Get away, get away, get away, get away.
42:31Okay, we're okay, ready?
42:31Pull, pull, pull, pull.
42:34Oh, it's in this.
42:35All right, ready?
42:36Three, two, one.
42:37Okay, hold on.
42:38Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ.
42:40We're going to meet the frown.
42:41What a man.
42:42We're doing this.
42:43Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:45Come on, let's go.
42:46Fuck's sake.
43:03Tell me the things.
43:05Hey.
43:16That ain't the cleaner.
43:28Yes, yes.
43:29Yes, yes.
43:30I'll polish the leaves.
43:32Make them green again.
43:34Shake out the trees.
43:35They ain't seen again.
43:37Spring cleaning.
43:38Getting ready for love.
43:40Ha, ha, ha.
43:42Sluts off to winter power.
43:44Wash them out with April showers.
43:48Cover them with fragrant flowers.
43:50Shine up the moon above.
43:53Cause you and I have a rendezvous under the sky.
43:58Like these who spray clean them.
44:01Getting ready for love.
44:02Yes, yes.
44:05Yeah, that's the real cleaner.
44:08You want to stick that in here?
44:09I think they're happy.
44:16The people in the glass?
44:20I hope so.
44:24Okay, bud.
44:25I'm just going to make that from you.
44:34Psychologically, you're going to go through some tough shit.
44:37You're going to ride that fucking wave.
44:39Take some Xanax.
44:40Do some yoga.
44:42Whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:46Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:48What about that tattoo lady?
44:50She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know, Cash.
44:55Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
45:00I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
45:02I feel like you're the one who's going to fuck this all up.
45:06And I don't want to kill you.
45:07Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:10Okay, okay, I'll be good.
45:12Here.
45:13Sorry.
45:16And if you see me again,
45:18you fucked up.
45:20Well, on that note,
45:25I am going to take some me time
45:27and shower off his blood.
45:31Yeah.
45:34I should...
45:35You're going to be okay?
45:42Jesus, Martin.
45:44You're really asking the big questions.
45:46Ooh, good news.
45:56I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:05Yeah, you kind of did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:16What the hell?
46:23What?
46:23What?
46:25Ah!
46:26If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:30I got the conference people
46:32to give me your motel address.
46:35Why?
46:37Do you mind if I...
46:38Uh, sure, I guess.
46:41That's nice.
46:42Have a seat.
46:46Uh, sorry.
46:47I know it's early.
46:47So, uh, how can we help you?
46:52I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:57So I had a word to marketing.
46:59They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, transform.
47:03It just...
47:04It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:09Pardon the language.
47:10Really?
47:11Yeah.
47:11So, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:14Uh, what do we say?
47:162,000 cans.
47:17Put it in a few stores.
47:19See if you can get the word out.
47:20You hit those numbers.
47:22We can expand.
47:23I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll do it.
47:26Oh.
47:27Great.
47:29Great.
47:31So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:35Great.
47:36Hmm.
47:37Can you go now?
47:41Oh, respectfully.
47:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:43Got it.
47:44Stuff to do.
47:46Yeah.
47:47Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:53Bro.
47:56You can see that too, right?
48:00100 bucks says you can't hit that.
48:02You're on.
48:07What the fuck?
48:09I think we should stay.
48:11We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:20Close.
48:21There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:30You go back to being yelled at by retail managers, I lose choice.
48:37Last one, make it count.
48:41Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:43Well, make them, right?
48:45What'd you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:48I don't know.
48:49You said sometimes you gotta get arrested for selling stolen beauty products to realize what you want in life.
48:55I said that?
48:56You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:58But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:03My wife will, our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:21I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:26I don't know.
49:44Come on, Chris.
49:48Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:18I'm not your fucking friend, I'm trying to be low, I'm trying to feel it, I'm trying to be it.
50:36It's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend, it's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
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