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00:00Music
00:27It was Chris, we'd see you back
00:32In the drunk tank
00:36An old man sat in
00:40Won't see another one
00:44And then we sang a song
00:49The rare old mountain tune
00:53I turned my face away
00:57And dreamed about you
01:01Got on a lucky one
01:06Came in and looked into one
01:10I've got a feeling
01:14There's years remaining
01:18So happy Christmas
01:23I love you baby
01:27I can see a better time
01:31When all our dreams come true
01:35Happy Christmas
01:36They got cars, figures, bars
01:49They got rivers of gold
01:51But the windows run through you
01:52It's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand
01:55On a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome
02:01You were pretty queen
02:02I've knew your city
02:03When the band finished playing
02:04When the band finished playing
02:06You know she's invited Adam and Alya, don't you?
02:08Oh, don't
02:09I mean, she could have invited one of your exes
02:11Balance it out a bit
02:12Who's she?
02:14The cat's mother?
02:15Do you like what I got Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the Bible
02:20Pearls before swine
02:22Ma!
02:23What?
02:24Why is everyone so serious?
02:26Come on, it's Christmas!
02:28Our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas
02:31Hello, thank you
02:32A secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35Oh, of course not
02:36Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one, Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it
02:43You'll die
02:45Mwah
02:47Don't let her get to you
02:48Rise above it
02:50Oh, I'm rising
02:51Practically transcendental
02:53Hm
02:59Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:05I mean, it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:08They will be opening later, I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:12I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:14In case of I'm alright, Jack, if ever I've heard one
03:18Happy birthday, David
03:20Yeah, ta
03:22Oh, yes, happy, er
03:23Mm, you know
03:27Merry Christmas
03:28You're a little late for last-minute shopping, aren't you?
03:30Oh, no, I wish
03:31No, wouldn't late for work
03:33See?
03:34Yes, fascinating
03:37I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:41Why?
03:43What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:50My donation for our secret Santa
03:55Oh, yeah, erm, the table looks dead nice, Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:01Now, Ollie, as wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:05Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:08Of course
04:10Everything's under control, Nan
04:13He's making my favourite
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18You seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:25Plenty
04:30Ta-da
04:32Hey
04:34Oh, I hate leaving you on your own
04:36I'm gonna sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV Guide
04:40Well, at least you know I'll come back sober
04:42Yep, Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:46Right, come on then, me and you, let's get off
04:49To see Jack and open some presents
04:52See you later, Missy
04:53Oh, some presents?
04:54More presents!
04:55Thanks
05:04It just feels weird being here
05:06Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, darling
05:08Well, they invited us
05:10And Ollie's meant to be a great cook, so...
05:12Come on, open it
05:13It's symbolic
05:17Of what?
05:18The key to your heart
05:20Listen, I love you
05:22And I think we should move in together
05:25In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:30Are you serious?
05:31Yeah, I'm serious
05:33Ali and Azir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35And there's anything
05:37I'd love to
05:41Kit, what did you think you were doing?
05:43Ah, come on, babe, it's Christmas
05:44One or two won't hurt
05:46As long as it's only one or two
05:48Bird within a bird within a bird sounds very...
05:53Henry VIII
05:55Divorced, beheaded, died
05:57Divorced, beheaded...
05:58Survived
06:00I always find that last one very disappointing
06:02Hey!
06:04Hey!
06:05Merry Christmas!
06:06Merry Christmas, Daniel
06:07Hello, young man
06:08Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:10Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:13Couldn't you just eat him?
06:15Come here to me
06:17Oh, you're gorgeous
06:19You must stay for dinner
06:21We'll set two more places
06:23We have more company
06:25Well, I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be
06:27Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:31Perfect!
06:33We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:36And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:41Well, aren't you going to open it?
06:42Open it
06:48So...
06:50A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:55Oh, wow!
06:56That's supposed to be amazing
06:58Thank you
07:00Will!
07:01Sorry about him
07:13He's missing his girlfriend
07:15Chloe and Hull
07:18Bless him
07:22So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:25Did she fly?
07:26Yeah, bless her
07:27Oh, I so miss air travel
07:30You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:32In-flight entertainments
07:34And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:37The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:40I hope you two don't want feeding
07:43David!
07:45Worry not, we're not peripatetic noshers
07:47We just drop by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday, of course
07:52Sorry, er, David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well, I'm not bothered, do I look bothered?
07:59Yes, David, actually, you look incredibly bothered
08:01Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again
08:05Abby Demi is not light-fingered
08:07Abby Demi's quite fit, actually
08:09Oh, broad!
08:11You know, Mother swore blind that she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Michaelmas
08:16Did they arrive? Did they poncho?
08:18Gail sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:22Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:24I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:29Well, it's classic Gail, innit?
08:31She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:34Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:37I don't want a stupid present, anyway
08:42Oh!
08:43Now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:48Clumptious, that's what it is
08:51Oh, potatoes think it's Christmas
08:53Oh, hang on a minute, it is!
08:55And compliments to the chef
08:57Thank you, Todd
08:59Cheers!
09:01I'm the sous chef
09:03Did you get my email?
09:06Oh, I'm so sorry, that's so rude of me
09:09Yes, thank you very much
09:11What email?
09:13Summer's got him the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:16Lovely
09:17I'm jealous
09:18I am, I am spitting feathers
09:20Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:23So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:28Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:31Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:33Oh, lucky Etty
09:35I don't think so
09:37Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:41I don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:43Oh, what did the kids get you for you? Was it socks and smellies?
09:48Oh, kids, honestly
09:50They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:55What?
09:56A pencil sharpener
09:58No, they've not got me now yet, but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:03I got to try the form, didn't I love?
10:07Yeah, it's gorgeous
10:09Oh, isn't it amazing we can get in the 50 piece shop these days
10:13Is it Andrew Scott, though, eh?
10:15I don't think he is
10:16He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:18He's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:22Oh, yes, no, I know, I know, yeah, yeah
10:25Speaking of vicars
10:27Billy's taking his time, isn't he?
10:29It's his busiest day of the year, innit?
10:31Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:34What a lucky boy you are, Tor, eh?
10:38This is lovely
10:40Really good
10:41You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:47Erm, I got a text from Roy, he says you rang the hotel that Cara booked on and she never checked in
10:54Oh, no biggie, maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:58Well, obviously she went somewhere else, the question is where, and she's disabled the tracker on her phone, so...
11:04Right
11:06Well, I'm nipping out for an hour
11:09What now?
11:10Well, I can't divulge too much, but even on Christmas Day there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:15Crikey, you're in and out all times I lived in, Carla
11:19Sorry
11:20Mm-hmm
11:23Sorry
11:35Hey, I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here, Maggie kinda press ganged us
11:40Yeah, she's good at that, it's fine, darling
11:43You okay?
11:44My letter
11:46Which letter? The letter?
11:49I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look, let me have a look in your bag, maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10I've done nothing but check it, fill your boots
12:14I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well, if it has, someone's obviously chucked it, which is a good thing, no news is good news
12:21I feel sick, it's not there, is it?
12:23No
12:24Oh, do you know what, Maggie's been so off with me, but then she's like that every day, isn't she?
12:28I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now
12:30Yeah, that's true
12:31Look, calm down, deep breaths
12:34All right, babe, everything all right in here?
12:37Yeah, fine
12:38I'd better, erm...
12:39Listen, babe, I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:47I know, I'm sorry
12:48What happens the next time we walk in, he's unhooking your bra?
12:50He was just giving me a pep talk
12:52With his fingers?
12:53Babe, I was just getting wound up about Maggie, he was just calming me down
12:56So come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:58I know, I'm sorry
13:00Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma
13:02Which bit?
13:04All of her
13:06Come on, babe, strength of the numbers
13:07Welcome
13:26You all right?
13:30I'm sorry to hear about your mum
13:32Yeah
13:34It's what it is
13:36Happens to us all eventually, I guess
13:42You must miss her
13:44I'm being daft, really, but...
13:47Yeah
13:48Nothing daft about it
13:50People are still around, you wanna make the most of him
13:55It's what we need, isn't it?
13:56What?
13:58Human contact
14:04You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:07Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep, doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep, you plum
14:13Well, Mary said it was
14:15Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well, it might have been Brian
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No, they came round for Christmas drinks
14:26Oh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not
14:30You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:32Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:35Happy birthday, David, love, Mum
14:37Yeah
14:39Yeah, I suppose
14:40Well, you don't mind, I'm not bothered anyway
14:42I didn't wanna tell your face that
14:44Do you know what, Tim? Forget it!
14:45Mmm
14:49Nice ta
14:51Very festive
14:54I made that
14:56Yeah
14:58Bit dry
15:00Well, now you've had your meds and some scram
15:03You're gonna leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:06No, I'm not
15:08I'm not doing it
15:11You know when she realises I'm missing, she'll come looking for me
15:15Oh, right
15:17Do you really think so?
15:19You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:24Oh, no, I don't wanna rub it in
15:27You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:33If I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:36It's only a matter of time before this due to
15:39Oi, Miss World, shut your face
15:40Just need to reply to my lease
15:44Just need to reply to my lease
15:47Oh, she wants me
16:01She wants me
16:04Maybe I'm just better than you
16:06Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:09Again
16:11My bad, Naughty Becky
16:15That's what she said, actually
16:16He's acting like you used to a serious
16:28Oh, come on, it's not like I got him a present
16:31Or me
16:33Oh, really?
16:35Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:38Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:40Well, open it then
16:43A new earbuds, thanks
16:48There you are
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong
16:54Come in now, will you?
16:57Dinner is served
17:03Got a skirt on?
17:04It's a skirt
17:06Oh, oh!
17:07Sound of music!
17:09My girl, my girl
17:11Oh, I love that film
17:14I played Maria on the ships
17:16Oh, here we go, here we go
17:18We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:20I was basically editing highlights
17:21It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:23And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:25Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:27Good heavens
17:28They don't have like kiddies
17:29The wrong side of 30
17:31Still, the audience went nuts for it
17:33I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:35I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:36I've got Glenda
17:37If you ever suffer from insomnia
17:38Phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty bang
17:40Here we go
17:42It's a song
17:43It's hard to tell with your acting
17:45Five words
17:46Yes, please, love
17:48First word, first word
17:50You okay?
17:52They're not answering
17:53Who?
17:54I'm trying to video call the kids
17:56No
17:58What are you doing?
18:00Oh
18:02Oh, he's
18:03A little more tipsy than he thinks, eh?
18:06I'll, um...
18:10Exactly
18:12This is so much better than Tracy's not
18:14What is it exactly?
18:15It's a big record?
18:17Mm-hmm
18:18It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:24Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mm, so are the roasted
18:28And this not roast is definitely not crusty
18:31My grandson is a very special cook
18:34In fact, all my boys are special
18:37And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren
18:41How are the kids, well?
18:46Yeah, fine
18:47You're not tempted to stay with them
18:51My boys deserve only the best
18:54In life, in work, and especially in love
18:57Uh, is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:05Food first
19:07Fun later
19:11So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah
19:16Yeah, well, I'm in a rubbish cup now
19:18I bet you're not
19:19Nah, I am
19:20I could burn a salad
19:21We'll have to pout you for speed, darling
19:22You'll need a big pan
19:23That wee lad's going nowhere
19:26Wee lad? I bet you like that, mate
19:27I think I'll always be this wee lad
19:29A toast
19:30To my boys
19:33Merry Christmas
19:35Merry Christmas
19:39Hey
19:41The Poland Express is on later
19:43I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:46Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev
19:48We did this for the lads
19:50Confuse the boundaries?
19:51I'm not throwing my lips on you
19:53He's won, I've lost
19:55I'm over it
19:56Kev
19:57Look, he might be younger than me
19:58He might be better looking than me
19:59Don't, you know what?
20:00I can't call with this
20:01I've got a text card telling me we're coming home
20:03Alfie!
20:05We need to go now, kiddo
20:07Can you hurry up?
20:08You guys have been trying to die
20:10But...
20:14Mobile answer call on speakerphone
20:44you have a weird concept isn't it secrets on tap well it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa
20:51weekends for people you hardly even know it's a family tradition do you know what i actually do
20:56need socks i said that this morning didn't i she did your pillow talk is outrageous
21:02and the next one is for drum roll please
21:08is it a jigsaw oh come on what is it wouldn't you like to know
21:21to my baby give it to me let him read then give it to me please give it to me i said
21:31let him read it you bitch let my son read the lovely gift i got him what is it
21:39oh just evidence of an affair what between eva and adam
21:44why are you so intent on killing our relationship
22:08maybe i don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart read it out to the group ma it's a letter
22:16to the baby she aborted when she and ben were going through a rough patch rough patch he probably
22:23gave her a few dirty looks he went back to his wife and you went running back to the groin of
22:29his lordship here sorry adam my rock this is true your words not mine there was no affair i don't think
22:37that adam's babe i can explain well go ahead then and adam continue to be her rock when she aborted
22:44their child oh you're not a very nice person are you do you know the worst of it it's still going on
22:49oh please no i'm not having it it's not because it wasn't in the first place babe i promise
22:54well it's got enough all to do with you is this why you two were holding hands earlier what no
22:58are you happy now not by a long shot because you have broken my son's heart whether or not
23:05either had an abortion is frankly none of your business is it not frankly well isn't it a woman's
23:10right to choose what she chose was infidelity what kind of a mother are you daniel what to do this to
23:16your own family and on christmas day you can take that smirk off your face at all
23:20mate i'm not smirking nothing happened who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to
23:24you're completely misreading the situation all right well mess right
23:27yeah you don't worry betsy i'm fine i'm having a really lovely holiday
23:40no i uh i had to move in the end staying at a new place now it's um it's called
23:53rhubarb hill hotel rhubarb hill hotel yeah yeah i'm i'm in the busing suite
24:00well i hope you're having a good time i'm missing you
24:05james get dressed and get up abby's on her way back what just hurry up be quiet i'm calling her
24:23hiya love uh where are you i'm just outside the main door
24:30wicked uh listen would you do me a favor would you just go to the car and get me
24:34charger out of the glove box please
24:35now i haven't got the keys oh but i thought you always had them oh god you're lazy oh no hang on
24:43tell her lie i've got them here yeah do you mind i'm running out of juice
24:47yeah of course i can just give us a sec
24:49right well come on we need to go and get cal's charger
24:54one more move like that and i'm phoning the police
25:09why do you hate me so much sit down this could take some time
25:14oi have you got anything to say for yourself
25:17oh i've got plenty and don't you oi me lies all lies i never had an affair with adam
25:23the letter says different he supported me while how can you trust a single word she says
25:28our baby
25:29what
25:33the baby was ours
25:38what was with that stupid hotel name
25:45well i don't know do i i didn't think on my feet you had a knife pointing at me
25:51i don't know why i said rhubarb or whatever you're giving me a headache
25:55do you talk like this with lease no wonder she's gone off you
25:59biggest regret of my life she said meeting carla
26:03the biggest regret of my life is following you here
26:06you did not because i'd have known
26:12don't
26:14i don't know
26:15okay
26:16all right costello told me the address
26:20the rest you do know
26:22what rest do i know
26:24that i broke in here that you caught me red-handed
26:27you know but if if i were you
26:31i wouldn't have left a
26:33incriminating burner phone just lying around linking me to a hit on costello
26:37oh you're so boring
26:41right
26:43well i can't stand around here chewing the cud all day
26:45people to see
26:47wives to bed
26:49so she's not your wife is she
26:52because you're officially dead
26:54so that makes her your widow
26:56funny you mentioned it
26:59his lease
27:01said that sleeping with you
27:05it's like going to bed
27:08with a corpse
27:14happy christmas ducky
27:19oh
27:26oh
27:27oh
27:28oh
27:29oh now that is what i call a beautiful set of conflicts aren't they look
27:35aren't you lucky
27:36you
27:36yeah
27:37oh
27:37was it a good service billet
27:40it was it was lovely
27:41it was it all christmasy
27:42it was it was with carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards
27:47oh mince pies
27:48you should have gone george
27:49oh
27:50was there um
27:51mulled wine
27:52it's a family service love
27:54not happy hour at the legs of man
27:56you all right over there theo
27:59you're looking a bit
28:00oh
28:01oh
28:02are we out staying our welcome
28:03oh no no no no
28:04oh wait
28:05tell us
28:05well no you can tell me
28:07i mean i'm
28:07i'm very hard to offend
28:09unless it's racism
28:11i do take offense at that
28:13no no honestly of course not you're fine
28:15but a worse actor than she is
28:17i think that's bullying that
28:21i'm going to torture my union
28:23national union of brazen bar mates
28:25speaking of which shall we um
28:29shall we adjourn to the rovers
28:31oh no no no don't don't leave on my account
28:33although i think old toddington's ready for a lie down isn't you
28:36yeah you are looking a bit quiet over there mate
28:38i think he's had one of the eight
28:39i'm fine
28:41that's what they all say
28:42i'll tell you what billy he'll miss you
28:44found out today he's got a thing for old priests
28:46i have to get myself a dog collar
28:47joe's butt under your castle
28:49all right well then
28:52yeah well
28:53nice to see you both
28:55briefly
28:56come here
28:57yeah sorry about that
28:58you get your bag and i'll get your coat
29:02thanks ever so much
29:06bye love bye summer
29:10yeah get that
29:12all right
29:12you know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:17and you know full well why we were
29:19don't put that on me
29:20so this abortion's on me is it
29:21the only thing that i regret about that termination is not telling you
29:25but babe how could i
29:27how could i bring the baby into that
29:29you weren't even taking my calls
29:30you were living back with the dragon
29:32don't call her that
29:33and whenever we did talk to each other we were just taking shots
29:36and yet you still got pregnant by me
29:38allegedly
29:39don't you dare
29:42sorry
29:43i was in no fit state to bring a baby and suzy up on my own
29:49now if i'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together
29:52i would have told you
29:53so where does adam fit into all of this
29:56he doesn't
29:57not really
29:58except the fact that he was a supportive friend
30:00he was meeting a client in hull
30:02i bumped into him at the paragon interchange
30:04he was getting the train
30:05i was getting the bus
30:06kismet
30:07just to let you know
30:11your pub is open
30:12oh
30:13oh it's my pub when it suits you
30:15well i'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in maggie
30:18get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:20are you going to let her speak to me like that
30:22very exciting to be summoned here
30:28like this
30:29it's very nice
30:30quite palatial
30:32mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you
30:35so you've actually spoken to carla
30:39not me
30:40that's
30:41oh
30:42so
30:43how is she
30:45what did she say
30:46erm
30:47she said she was at a hotel
30:48can't believe that's actually spoke to her
30:50reassuring though
30:51is it
30:53i want to be
30:54well
30:55doesn't it just confirm
30:56what you've been worrying about all along
30:59that she's ignoring you
31:00blatantly
31:01see
31:02i'll make a very good barrister i will
31:05because i've got a very incisive mind
31:07and also i'll look great in the wig
31:10and the
31:11oh i see
31:12my glass appears to be
31:14almost entirely empty
31:16it's warm though isn't it in here
31:20it's probably evaporating
31:21hi
31:23hi honey i'm home
31:25oh
31:26we have company
31:28merry christmas
31:29stranger
31:30is that the sister
31:31hello
31:32this is roy's friend evilly
31:35hi i'm kim
31:36i uh i spoke to carla
31:38brilliant finally
31:40er how was she
31:42it's hard to tell really
31:44erm
31:45what are you doing
31:46i'm ringing her
31:48oh please
31:49what
31:50like she's going to answer
31:53don't you think you should just face facts love
31:57and what's that
31:59you know
32:00maybe
32:01maybe
32:03maybe
32:04she's just not cut out to be a lesbian
32:07no a lot of people aren't
32:10no i wasn't
32:12sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:17i honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:19forget me old head if it wasn't screwed on
32:21so what have you been up to then while me and kev have been pretending to play up with families
32:25oh just
32:26watching paint dry
32:28hmm
32:28well sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:32shall we um
32:34shall we make up for it now
32:36what exactly were you thinking of
32:39well
32:40come to the bedroom and i'll show you
32:42what's that aftershave you're wearing it smells different
32:51must be that old shower gel i used earlier
32:54what's this
32:55it's nice isn't it um i found it down the side of the couch must be the previous tenants
33:03now
33:05where were we
33:06en route to the bedroom
33:08on a one-way ticket to paradise
33:11i often wonder if you're a statue
33:20because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:23that secret santa stunt was evil
33:26i am a grandchild down because of you
33:29are you not going to defend me here ben
33:32why should i
33:32she's right it was evil
33:35i'm not bothered
33:36put that drink down ma
33:40and get out of my house now
33:43i beg your pardon
33:44i want you gone
33:45are you going to side with that little tart over me
33:49right first time
33:52his poor beautiful face
34:09what do you need him
34:11wasn't me
34:13when a man gets hit like that
34:15usually over a woman
34:16maybe someone's got the hots for elia
34:19who doesn't have the hots for elia
34:21did i just say that out loud
34:25yes
34:25george
34:26keep it down
34:28people might think we're swingers
34:29oh like these two
34:31behave yourself marries if we're swingers
34:32i'll know what you're doing later
34:34i'm gonna have a nice shiner thanks to you
34:38you had no right
34:39oh shut up
34:41no he's right
34:42er adam i'm sorry
34:44um
34:45i shouldn't have reacted the way i did
34:47i've just spoken with the weaver
34:48she's explained everything
34:49um
34:51accept my apology
34:53well this won't be a christmas that we forget anytime soon
34:58you've got a lot to save yourself
35:00hey
35:01sorry
35:02and alia
35:04you've got to believe adam
35:06none of it's true
35:07oh i never believed a word
35:08but you want to have a word with your mother
35:10is she calmed down
35:12she's packing her bags
35:14vast relief
35:15what
35:16any sign of megan
35:18she's gone home
35:19she don't feel well
35:21she wanted me to tell you but
35:23whoops
35:24i forgot
35:24listen
35:29i know that you've got the hots for your teacher
35:31you little git
35:32but how about you leave her for the grown-ups
35:34hey
35:34there's a good life
35:35right
35:36thanks very much for a
35:38memorable day
35:39shall we go next door
35:41hey
35:45i always wondered why you were so weird
35:48but now that i've seen what your granny's capable of
35:50it's all slipping into place
35:52david
36:06david
36:08where have you been
36:12er
36:13manor as well
36:14i've been helping lauren with frankie so she could work
36:17dania's already gone
36:18i said to say to her and that
36:20er
36:21you need to be careful
36:23do i
36:23yes will
36:25you do
36:26you were so vile to daniel today
36:28classic
36:29i defend him why don't you
36:30you're gonna give the game away at this rate
36:33and the state of him
36:34you know he had his hands all over my woman
36:36you're drunk
36:39what's he gonna be like on your little weekend away
36:41oh do you know what
36:45i can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:47i'm sorry what is that
36:57it's a stimulator
36:58your own mother has got you a
36:59it's a vagus nerve stimulator
37:02david not in front of lily
37:03no no it's totally sleep
37:05shut up
37:05no that's what it is
37:07it's an actual sleep aid
37:08what
37:09granny gill's texted
37:10she said she sent us all a video
37:11oh get it up get it up
37:12it's not like what she'll be in our way for anti-serenal colour
37:14well she's put it on plot chart
37:16hasn't she can see it on there
37:17aww i can't believe she sent a video
37:19hello
37:19it's me
37:20i speak to you today on what is of course
37:26our first wedding anniversary
37:29one of the longest marriages this
37:31thank you david for my extra large jar of olives
37:36very funny
37:39i hope you've all been having the most wonderful day
37:44and of course david
37:47happy birthday
37:50how can it be 35 years since i first held you in my arms
37:56i hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:02i just wanted to say that
38:07though i may be far away
38:09you're all very much in my thoughts
38:13and david
38:16and shown
38:17you and your baby
38:20are utmost
38:22in my heart
38:24life
38:26is never easy
38:28life is never straightforward
38:31but we're a strong
38:35resilient
38:36family
38:37and we can weather
38:39any storm
38:41i love you all
38:43very much
38:45so till the next time we speak
38:50as the famous carol says
38:53the hopes
38:58and fears
39:00of all the years
39:03are met in thee
39:06tonight
39:07i wish you all
39:12a very happy christmas
39:15i just want to say thank you
39:29what for
39:31how are you fun
39:34and
39:35just being so
39:36nice and
39:38patient today
39:39that's our first christmas innit
39:42wanting to be special
39:45in that case thank you too
39:48for what
39:50for being you
39:52your authentic self
39:55can't be easy
39:58you know with your
40:00various issues
40:01unless you were being sarcastic
40:06i wasn't
40:08stand up
40:11you sure you weren't being sarcastic
40:15yeah
40:15you sure
40:22merry christmas tod
40:29isn't that um
40:57oochimaflip
40:58maggie
40:59from the pub
41:00correct
41:00well introduce me
41:02i've never met her
41:03and you know
41:03if we pal up
41:04i'm thinking free drinks
41:05hello
41:07hello
41:07oh i say
41:10what a beautiful coat
41:11i love that colour
41:12merry christmas maggie
41:14i don't know if you
41:16met my dear friend
41:18evelyn plumber
41:19merry christmas to you
41:21and may
41:212026 bring you
41:23everything you wish yourself
41:24and more
41:25are you off travelling
41:28oh
41:29are you alright maggie
41:30no
41:31any idiot can see
41:32she's not alright
41:33she's in pieces
41:34oh
41:34let's just say
41:36i've fallen out
41:38with ben
41:38oh dear
41:40who's ben
41:41my son
41:42well
41:44maybe it's just
41:45bad karma
41:46you know
41:47because you shut
41:48the pub
41:48on christmas day
41:49we were having a family meal
41:52but
41:52everything went awry
41:55well if there's anything
41:57i
41:57i could do
41:59do you know any decent hotels
42:01around here
42:02well i could drive you over
42:05to chariot square
42:06if you like
42:08good thinking
42:09batman
42:10and
42:11could you call ahead
42:13when we're on route
42:14my phone is running out of juice
42:16just tell them
42:17one night
42:18one person
42:19with breakfast
42:20and try and get a free upgrade
42:22to a suite
42:23um
42:26i'm rather sorry
42:28we came over
42:28in the first place
42:30oh
42:34and
42:35relax
42:36my lady
42:43why good sir
42:46i'm sorry
42:50isn't that my line
42:52i should have been there for you
42:54we got there eventually
42:57didn't we
42:57i'll never let you down again
43:06i'll never let you down
43:08the rain all melt into you
43:11i turned my face away
43:15i dreamed about you
43:20got on a lucky one
43:24came in and looked into one
43:29i've got a fool
43:32i'm good
43:48i'm sorry
43:58i'm sorry
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