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00:00Hey!
00:02Look, it's pulling here.
00:04Yes.
00:06It's worth a look, isn't it?
00:08Have a gander at that.
00:10South West Wales.
00:12Beautiful, isn't it? I like it.
00:14Yeah.
00:16And you're from near here, are you?
00:18Well, not quite, you know. I mean, where I come from
00:20is a bit more industrial than this, but...
00:22Sorry there's no sun, but it's Wales, not Tuscany, mate.
00:24You know? Anyway, enough of this.
00:26It's time for action. I've got plans.
00:28We've got things to do, so come on.
00:30Ooh, I get you.
00:32You're a bit like Jason Statham, aren't you?
00:34Yeah, I am, actually, aren't I?
00:36Oh, I wish I'd never felt that.
00:38I've got a little bald patch, at least.
00:40I'll take you to the accommodation. Come on, then.
00:42Drive! Drive! Drive!
00:44Go, go, go!
00:58So, I've tried to choose the accommodation that is somewhere
01:08that maybe you might have stayed at when you came with your mates
01:12or maybe even your dad back in the 70s, 80s.
01:15So, a well-appointed little country cottage, yeah?
01:18Is that the sort of thing you used to do?
01:20Well, I stayed in the caravan quite a few times.
01:22That's not even there, is it?
01:24Yes!
01:26Why are you mad?
01:27Well, it is a caravan, isn't it?
01:29Is that you just chop the wheels off?
01:31You like it?
01:34Yes, all right. You do like it?
01:36I do like it.
01:37It comes with its own donkey.
01:39Keep you company.
01:41Lovely.
01:42Slightly unpredictable donkeys, bit like you,
01:44never know whether they're going to bite or not.
01:46Do you know what I mean?
01:48Come on.
01:49Oh, yeah.
01:50This has got that 80s vibe, Paul.
01:52Oh!
01:53Beige.
01:54It's so beige.
01:55It's a riot of beige.
01:57So, did I get it right?
01:58Is this the sort of place you just stayed?
02:00I'll show you, Bob.
02:01Ooh, what are you doing?
02:02I'll show you how right you got it.
02:06Wow.
02:07I've summoned it.
02:08I've received that.
02:09Haven't I?
02:10Hiya, Ted.
02:11Oh, Ted.
02:12How did he find us?
02:13Looking for your briefcase, are you?
02:15Well, I'm always on the hunt for my briefcase.
02:17Are you over here?
02:18Why have you banged it this time?
02:21I've called Paddy Browns.
02:22That's enough.
02:23All right.
02:24See ya.
02:25It wasn't a very forensic search, Ted, was it?
02:27He's never going to find it, is he, like that?
02:29No chance.
02:31Well, it's early doors, Paul.
02:33Yeah.
02:34I wouldn't mind staying here for the rest of the day, to be honest.
02:36What, playing Scrabble or Monopoly?
02:37Yeah, it's a good vibe.
02:38That's the sort of vibe, innit?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Yeah, well, unfortunately, those simple pleasures
02:42are going to be denied you, Bob,
02:44and I want you to brace yourself for the day ahead.
02:47Why am I always bracing myself for you?
02:50Well, you know, I want to give you a challenge.
02:52I want to take you out of your comfort zone, right?
02:54Yeah.
02:55So, you're braced.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Core switched on, isn't it?
02:58I have no core.
03:00There might be one of those little bubblegums.
03:02Yeah, a little, yeah.
03:04That you could find.
03:05OK, so, we're going to go and fish the toey, right?
03:08And we're going to fish on, right on into the deep, dark night,
03:11the scary night, Bob.
03:13We're fishing in darkness.
03:14Total darkness.
03:15And you can do that, can you?
03:17Well, we'll see, won't we?
03:18But it is the best time for sea trout, or suing.
03:21Right.
03:22As we call them here in Wales.
03:23I like sea trout.
03:24We should get going.
03:25Should we check the rooms, though?
03:26Have a quick look?
03:27Very quick, yeah?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Oh, I hope there's two, not just one.
03:31Oh!
03:32Don't say that, Bob.
03:33What have we got here?
03:34We've got...
03:35That's nice room, my room, isn't it?
03:37You know.
03:38No, no, no, not necessarily your room, Paul.
03:40Fitted cabinets.
03:41Yeah?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Everything you need.
03:44Yeah.
03:45What's in here?
03:46Ah, there is another room.
03:47Ooh.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Well, it is a room.
03:50Yeah, it's clearly the lesser room.
03:52For the children, so you can have this room.
03:54No, Paul, no.
03:55I'm not doing it like that.
03:56What about whoever catches the first fish this evening on our night fish?
04:00Catch us?
04:01You put an F on the end, did you?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Choose us the room.
04:04Oh, OK.
04:05Yeah.
04:06First fish or biggest?
04:07Erm, first.
04:08First.
04:09Come on.
04:10All right.
04:11Come on then.
04:12Let's angle.
04:30Oh, hold your horses.
04:31Will you look at that?
04:32Oh, look at that, Bobby.
04:33That's the towy.
04:34Whoa, it's like, erm, glass.
04:35I say glass, you'll say glass.
04:36Yeah.
04:37That's true.
04:38That's true.
04:39All right.
04:40Beautiful.
04:41Oh, so there's two rivers here?
04:42This is the coffee.
04:43And that's the towy coming down the other side there.
04:44Oh, right.
04:45The king of sea trout rivers, Bob.
04:46Some say.
04:47And they meet here?
04:48This is the junction, yeah.
04:49What is it?
04:50The Piccadilly Circus of the sea trout world?
04:52Oh, well, wow.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I mean, it could get scary of an evening, Paul.
04:55It will get scary, Bob.
04:56Ted's down now, look.
04:57Bossing the place, ain't he?
04:58Nice, Ted.
04:59You're the king.
05:00I've not fished a dose.
05:01I've fished a bro.
05:02Papaluleam, Jack, you have fresh water.
05:03You've lived here?
05:04Clemson, can't you tell them a little fish?
05:05That's at both sea turtle.
05:06やstintree Hencellνα and wood,
05:09so maybe you wait сторон
05:13for you!
05:14Can't you see the fish?
05:15Can't you watch?
05:16Can't you watch fish for you?
05:17Can't you almost reach it?
05:18I've not fished a sea trap river at night for over 30 years Bob oh it is a bit daunting because
05:26you're casting in the absolute jet black and you're not just casting out leaving it yeah
05:30you're fly fishing in the night in the night night in the middle of the night right well
05:39I'll watch you for five minutes yeah it's not nighttime yet is it so the first five minutes
05:44that you're fishing if you catch that doesn't count for our competition the choice of room
05:49why is that because I'm not fishing I haven't got a chance well so it's no fair play fair
05:54competition starts when I get in as well okay
06:14hey it said
06:26it's not easy Bob because of the eddy and the upstream wind all right
06:41it's not easy Bob because of the eddy and the upstream wind all right
06:54in the upstream wind, all right?
07:08Kingfisher, Paul!
07:10Where?
07:11Whoa!
07:17That's going to bring me luck, I'm telling you.
07:24Ah!
07:26Ah!
07:53May I?
07:54Yeah, have a seat, have a cup of tea.
07:56OK.
07:57I mean, I didn't get a knock or anything, Paul,
08:00but as I understand it, your chances increase as the light fades.
08:05The light diminishes.
08:06You dirty... What's he done?
08:08He's just stolen your jammy dodger.
08:10My jammy dodger?
08:11He's just stolen it.
08:13I don't know who to blame, you or Ted.
08:16Because there's eight in the pack, seven were for me,
08:18and that was yours.
08:19So this is Wales again, never lets us down, Paul.
08:22I know, but...
08:23And you were born in this country.
08:24Do you feel like a Welshman?
08:25Do you think you're Welsh?
08:26You know, it's quite tricky, isn't it?
08:30Because I was born in Wales, but we left when I was four,
08:33so I don't have many memories of it, Bob.
08:35Except, of course, we always ended up going on holiday here,
08:39and thank you very much.
08:41But, yeah, I'm proud of, you know...
08:44I'm proud I was born in the Rhonda Valley, you know,
08:46and my family all come from there.
08:48Look at the goose, look.
08:49Hiya, goose.
08:50Hiya, goose.
08:51Hey, goose.
08:52What did your mum and dad do for a living?
08:54My dad worked for the coal board.
08:56Right.
08:57My mum worked as a chemist, and then she became a senior boy.
09:00And then when she was 40, she thought, no, not anymore.
09:04I think she said once she had the opportunity to go on a big tour,
09:08and she didn't do it because we were young as kids.
09:11Oh, dear.
09:12And I...but I do wonder whether maybe she wasn't...
09:15didn't have the mentality to go, right, I'm off.
09:17You know, women didn't really go out and leave the house, did they?
09:20Do you feel guilty that maybe you held her back?
09:23Because I bet you were a lot of work.
09:25Do you know what I mean, with this...
09:29Mummy! Mummy!
09:31Mummy, you can't go on tour, Mummy!
09:33No, she'd have said, I'd better not.
09:35I'd better not, love.
09:36Because young Paul's so sickly.
09:38HE LAUGHS
09:39He's so sickly, that boy.
09:41HE SINGS
09:42HE SINGS
09:44HE SINGS
09:45HE SINGS
09:46HE SINGS
09:48HE SINGS
09:50HE SINGS
09:52HE SINGS
09:54HE SINGS
09:56HE SINGS
09:58HE SINGS
10:00HE SINGS
10:02HE SINGS
10:10HE HAPPENED
10:11HE SINGS
10:13HE SINGS
10:14HE SINGS
10:15Just kick him.
10:16You've got my briefcase.
10:18It's brown, gold clasps.
10:21Well, maybe burgundy.
10:23Like a slight burgundy tune.
10:27Anyway, never mind about that. We'll get out of it.
10:30No, no joy, Ted.
10:32Nah.
10:45There's a fish, look. And again.
10:56That's that fella, isn't it? Yeah.
10:58I'm going to have to try and cover it at some point.
11:00When again, Paul, he's quite big, you know. I know.
11:05Come on, Paul.
11:07Come on, son.
11:09All right, mate.
11:11Let's get serious, yeah?
11:15You've watched me enough now.
11:22Kai?
11:23We're cooking, Paul.
11:24We're cooking.
11:36Come on.
11:45Bob, I don't think that fish is going to take, huh?
11:54I don't think any of the fish in this pool are going to take.
11:57Yeah.
11:58It's raining.
12:00It's quite miserable. I've fished very hard.
12:02Can we just leave now and go to the pub?
12:05Can we go to the pub?
12:06You're not serious about that.
12:07I am serious.
12:08Look at the view up there, Paul.
12:09You want to leave that behind?
12:11There's more than one fish in this river, you know.
12:15The reason why, Bob?
12:16Yeah?
12:17I'm so intent on going to the pub.
12:19It's because I stayed in that very pub that I'm thinking of.
12:23Oh, so you're trying to bribe me with sentimentality.
12:25Fort Wayne.
12:26Yeah, I am, with nostalgia and sentimentality,
12:28like a kind of twisted Danny Baker.
12:34I stayed in this very pub 40 years ago.
12:37Four decades ago.
12:38You stayed there 40 years ago?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Who with?
12:42A mate of mine.
12:43A mate of mine?
12:44Yeah, my oldest mate.
12:45The one from infant school was telling you about.
12:49Come on, let's go to your pub.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Shame.
12:52Shame.
12:53I thought we would get something there.
12:55Well, you know, that's fishing, isn't it?
12:57The weather's supposed to get better later,
12:58so we could still come back after a pint
13:00and fish on into the night.
13:16Oh, I don't remember this, Bob.
13:18It was a good cold finish in the fishing and got in the pub,
13:20but I wish you could find it for me.
13:22Do you really think it's up here?
13:24Well, I mean, I can't remember, Bob.
13:26It was 40 years ago.
13:27Well, you'd remember coming up this road, wouldn't you?
13:29Oh, I'd never been up here in my life.
13:31Only bears come up this road.
13:33Exactly, yeah, and pumas.
13:36Apparently it closed down for ten years.
13:39Right.
13:40And was semi-derelict.
13:41Anyway, it's been reopened, restored.
13:43Only problem is, is no-one can find it.
13:46Well, there is that.
13:47That is one of its major disadvantages.
13:51Ringing any bells? No?
13:53There you go.
13:54Oh, that's it, isn't it?
13:56Right in front of me.
13:57I wasn't expecting to come this way.
13:59Hey!
14:01Yes, Bob.
14:03Wow.
14:04Looks like my kind of place, Paul.
14:06It does.
14:07You remember it?
14:08I remember it very much.
14:10Well, certainly the exterior.
14:12Oh, thank you.
14:13Thank you, sir.
14:14You ordered a drink, did you, sir?
14:15Yes, sir.
14:16Yeah, I did.
14:17Thank you very much, yeah.
14:18Wow.
14:19Get you.
14:20You seem...
14:21You seem full of beans.
14:22Well, moderately, yeah.
14:23I'm with a very good friend of mine, actually.
14:24Oh, really?
14:25Yeah.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Yeah.
14:41Oh, really?
14:42Yeah.
14:43Well, that's a very good friend.
14:44He's an acquaintance.
14:45He's more of somebody who's crossed my path.
14:47Somebody I've helped along the years, carried, you know.
14:49Bob Mortimer, I don't know if you've heard of him.
14:51Oh, what did you say?
14:54He's here now.
14:56Well, he was.
14:57He went to the bar about a century ago and he hasn't come back.
15:01He's terrific.
15:02He's not bronze.
15:03He's not silver.
15:04He's gold.
15:05Let me think about this, though, for a minute.
15:08I'm trying to think how much this must resonate with you.
15:10So you're sat here with your dad?
15:12No, not my dad.
15:13With a friend.
15:14With a friend, Daryl.
15:15Yeah.
15:16My oldest friend.
15:17My dad and Daryl and me went fishing quite a lot together, yeah.
15:20I've got a couple of pictures.
15:21I'll show you, look.
15:22Oh, you said you had some nice ones.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Yeah.
15:25So that's me on the toey about 40 years ago.
15:28Look at you smirking.
15:29I know, smirking, man.
15:30I ain't got a tongue on.
15:32You look skinny like that.
15:34I know.
15:35Nice little smile, though, innit?
15:37You look very naughty, Paul.
15:38A little bit cheeky there.
15:40And that's me by the river, a little heroic pose.
15:43It seems like you've got a prosthetic leg, but you got rid of that, yeah?
15:46Yeah.
15:47And got a real one.
15:48I did, yeah.
15:49I did it the other way round, yeah.
15:51I was born with a prosthetic leg and grew a real one.
15:55Well, you crowdfunded that, did you?
15:57I'm hungry for mum.
15:59Well, I've got some old ones.
16:01Look at that.
16:02Look at that.
16:03There's a house.
16:04It's very small.
16:05Yes, it's my house where I was born in.
16:06Oh, really?
16:07This fella here?
16:08That little...
16:09Yeah, that's a...
16:10And they're my aunties.
16:11Yeah?
16:12My dead sisters.
16:13Now, hold on.
16:14Now, wait for this.
16:15Look at that.
16:16What a personality, look.
16:17And check the shorts.
16:18That's a little boy, right?
16:21Are you having a little dance?
16:23I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm happy, innit?
16:25And sandals.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Those Clark sandals.
16:28Yeah, Clark sandals.
16:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:30New literature.
16:31Have they got a blue plaque on your house where you were born?
16:34No.
16:35Well, we'd better get around some.
16:36Better get around some.
16:37Why don't we just go around and nail one soon, aren't we?
16:41What's that island, do you?
16:43Yeah.
16:46I hate it.
16:47Anyway, there you go.
16:48That's my life.
16:53Oh.
16:54What?
16:56Oh, shit!
16:59I'm so sorry!
17:02He just picked up someone's dog.
17:04You dog thief!
17:06Sorry.
17:07Is it...
17:08Oh, a little self, Ted's a very similar colour.
17:12Oh, black.
17:14He's traumatised probably now, hasn't he?
17:18I think we'd better leg it, Bob.
17:20Look, it's stopped raining.
17:21The sun's going down.
17:22Let's go and get a sea trout.
17:23Come on.
17:24That was a really nice pub.
17:25Well, I like to bitch you and your mates in there, in the pub.
17:26Yeah.
17:27It didn't pop on the outside.
17:28It didn't resemble the pub that I remember.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:33But that was the box that contains those incredible memories.
17:34Yeah, and we just unlocked it, didn't we?
17:35And opened the box.
17:36Yeah.
17:37And I imagine you, you little, going there.
17:38I fancy Blondie.
17:39I fancy Stevie Nick.
17:41I'm better at football than you.
17:42That's you, Bob.
17:43It is, isn't it?
17:44That's you.
17:45Wow, look at that.
17:46Gonna be some sunset, mate.
17:47What's the place?
17:48We just unlocked it.
17:49We just unlocked it, didn't we?
17:50We just unlocked it, didn't we?
17:51And opened the box.
17:52Yeah.
17:53And I imagine you, you little, going there.
17:54I fancy Blondie.
17:55I fancy Stevie Nick.
17:56I'm better at football than you.
17:57That's you, Bob.
17:58It is, isn't it?
17:59That's you.
18:00Wow, look at that.
18:05Gonna be some sunset, mate.
18:13What's the plan, then?
18:14It gets dark in about an hour and a half.
18:17Okay.
18:18So, what we're going to do, we're going to move onto the coffee.
18:21Right.
18:22And we're going to do, like, classic night-time fishing for sea trout.
18:25Okay.
18:26We fish till we catch, Paul, yeah?
18:27Okay.
18:28And remember, we still haven't had a fish, so we still don't know
18:31who's got the second bedroom.
18:32Oh, God, the room!
18:37Okay, Bob.
18:38You've got a small double sea trout fly there, and I've got a double one,
18:42and we're just going to fish this down, like, quite conventionally,
18:45like that, you know?
18:46Okay?
18:47Yeah.
18:48I'm watching.
18:49And then we move, and out it goes, all right?
18:55Yep.
18:56This is a heavier set-up than what you've got.
18:59And I mean, oh!
19:01No.
19:02I saw the tension.
19:03I saw the tension.
19:04Do you see it?
19:05Yeah.
19:06Straight away.
19:07Looks like they're waking up.
19:09Yep.
19:15I wonder why they prefer the night.
19:17Well, they're not afraid of it, are they?
19:19So, it actually offers them a sanctuary, I suppose.
19:28Do you fear the night a bit more now you're too old to protect yourself?
19:33Well, I don't really think of it like that, but...
19:36I thought it was a tape as a rock.
19:49Lost it, Paul.
19:50What?
19:51Lost the ability to cast.
19:53You'll be all right, mate.
19:54Take your time.
19:55That's it.
19:56Perfect.
19:57Wow.
19:58Can you feel a bit of chill descending, Bob?
19:59Yeah, a little bit.
20:00Yeah.
20:01That's because that big orange thing there...
20:02Yeah.
20:03...is going down from the night.
20:04It's all be daft.
20:05Honest.
20:06That's what it is.
20:07Right.
20:08Well, I'm going to go and try up there.
20:09There's a couple of sea trout up under the ground.
20:10That's what it is.
20:11Yeah.
20:12Oh, yeah.
20:13Yeah, that's what it is.
20:14Yeah.
20:15I'm going to go up there.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Yeah.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Yeah, yeah.
20:21Yeah.
20:22Yeah, yeah.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:27Yeah.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Yeah.
20:30Yeah.
20:31Yeah.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Yeah.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Up under those trees up there, right? Oh, well, you do that. I'll cook you a bit supper, okay? Gonna be dark soon. Yep
20:43Well, we want to be ready for the dark bulb
20:45With full tummies. Hey, and if you catch whilst I'm cooking, it doesn't count for the big bed. Oh, okay
21:06I
21:13Tell you what Bob
21:15I see trout fishing. Oh
21:18It's a young man's game. It's hard work. We're very rewarded in its own way. Well, it is that we haven't caught anything
21:23But what what an evening
21:26Beautiful, isn't it? You seem to have set up a kind of bijou restaurant. How many stars you got?
21:30Are you calling it a restaurant? Yeah, I think so with the lighting, you know, what you cooking me?
21:35I've recently discovered jars of something called Queen butter beans
21:40And Queen chickpeas and they're sumptuous. They're fat and juicy, you know, you disgust me and I'm slow
21:51I've slow-cooked them vine tomatoes garlic various herbs
21:57And we've got a bit of feta cheese. Feta cheese
22:02It looks like intestines
22:04I know I don't
22:06Present it to the pan that pleasantly Paul, but think of your heart. Oh, that's very hot healthy that in it. Yeah
22:13Will you have it on a bit of brown bread? Yeah, recently sliced. Can I be adjacent to a bit of brown bread? You may yet?
22:19There's your bit of brown bread. I've got some fat that cheese as I say. Yeah
22:22You like doing crumbly wumbly, don't you? It always puts a smile on your face. Oh crumbly wumbly feta? Yeah
22:30Fat that cheese crumbly. Hold it up son. I'm ready to receive the bean
22:33Oh, you want it adjacent? I'm so sorry. It's all right Bob. You graced it. You kissed it with the bean. Yeah
22:40Look at that. Hold your horses though. You want the fat that cheese? Crumbly wumbly.
22:44There's crumbly wumbly. Just a little crumbly man. There you go. Thank you
22:48Hiya Teddo. Do you want some of these beans? He won't. I bet he turns his nose up
22:54Oh, that's really nice, isn't it? Would you like a geography quiz, Paul?
22:59Yeah, I'd love a geography quiz, Bob. Well, that was a little bit too keen. I don't know. Very keen. All right. Yeah, all right
23:05How's that? Is it better? You don't want one then? Well, not desperately. No, no. Will you do me geography quiz?
23:11Yeah
23:12Question one. What is the largest island in the world?
23:16Australia
23:23Greenland
23:24Oh
23:25How many states are there in Australia? Oh, these beans! They're so good, aren't they?
23:3124
23:32Oh, as if. This is going to be overused, isn't it?
23:356
23:38Can you name the three American states that have only got four letters in their name?
23:43Utah
23:44Correct
23:45Correct
23:46I got there quick, didn't I? Yeah
23:48Iowa
23:49Correct
23:50You can say you don't know
24:05I don't want to
24:06Ohio
24:07Ohio
24:10Triumph
24:11Well done, Paul
24:12Thank you very much
24:13Very good
24:14Not bad, was it? Yeah, I had to think that through, you know
24:16Joggers
24:18That's you
24:19Thank you
24:21Oh, now I feel a bit nervous, you know, like on account of the fact that it is now dark
24:26I know
24:27The time has come
24:28I know
24:29It's really weighing heavily on us, isn't it?
24:30Yeah
24:31Let's do it, Paul
24:32Come on then
24:33And I hope we both catch
24:34That would be nice
24:35Bonne chance, Roberto
24:36Roberto
25:07Oh, he's in! Yes! Come on, Bob.
25:19Oh, God, man, what do I do?
25:21Don't mind, Bob.
25:22I've not done anything, I promise you.
25:25I can't come in.
25:26I think it's sea trout, Bob.
25:28I can tell it's a sea trout, Bob.
25:31Right, are you playing it off?
25:33Whoa!
25:34With jumper.
25:35Oh, strong fish, isn't he?
25:37Whey!
25:39That is a sea trout, Bob.
25:40It's a sea trout, Bob.
25:41You've got a sea trout at night, you jammy git.
25:44But more than that, I've got the bed.
25:46Oh, no!
25:48No!
25:49Yes!
25:51Oh, well done, Bob.
25:52Wow.
25:54Well, he's not a monster, but he's got a sea trout at night.
25:57But he's mine not a monster.
25:59You know what I mean?
25:59He's your not a monster, yeah.
26:01Oh, wow!
26:04Will you look at that?
26:05That's a sea trout.
26:06It's got sea lice on it.
26:08And that shows how fresh it is.
26:10Well done, Bob.
26:12There he goes.
26:12And away!
26:14And away!
26:15Night sea trout.
26:16Oh, thanks, Bob.
26:18Well done, sir.
26:19Did it?
26:20Yeah.
26:21Oh, and that bed, it must be...
26:22It must be six feet wide, Bob.
26:25Oh, no.
26:25I've got to sleep in something that's like better than that.
26:28Bob, don't ever do that again.
26:29Do what again?
26:30What have I done?
26:30Book accommodation with beds that size.
26:33I know.
26:34It was cheaper if I got one child over my adult.
26:36I'd like to run away from you
26:40But if you never found me
26:43I would die
26:45I'd like to break the chains you put around me
26:51So, how did you sleep?
26:54I didn't sleep very well, Bob,
26:55but I was quite warm, at least.
26:58What about you?
26:58I was absolutely freezing, I've got to be honest.
27:02Were you?
27:02Yeah.
27:03What did you do to get round it?
27:05Well, I had the double duvet, of course
27:07because I had the duvet from the other little bed.
27:09Oh, because you've got two beds.
27:11Yeah, nice and warm and snuggly.
27:13I put my trousers on
27:14for warmth.
27:16There's your cuppa.
27:17Lovely.
27:17I put my trousers on
27:18but my wader had leaked
27:20so my...
27:21So you were wet as well?
27:22Yeah.
27:23Oh, I'm very glad I didn't catch a big fish now.
27:25No, you should be.
27:26Nice session, very memorable session.
27:28Very memorable, yeah.
27:29No, that was great and thank you.
27:31Night fishing.
27:32You caught a sea trout at night?
27:33What larks?
27:35Ted's out there, I think, with the donkey.
27:38Have you seen my briefcase?
27:40It's brown, right?
27:42Well, it's almost burgundy, actually.
27:45He's a loose cannon, isn't he?
27:46He is a loose cannon.
27:47He's sender, isn't he?
27:49Yeah.
27:50You know where I'm from, don't you?
27:53Hey, look out.
27:54I can't try and get through
27:55and I'll nip your nose, mate.
27:57Yeah, go on, jog on.
27:59I'd better go and check out the situation.
28:01You're going to kiss that donkey, aren't you?
28:02Some not.
28:03Nice donkey.
28:08Aww.
28:11Born free
28:12As free as the wind blows
28:17As free as the grass grows
28:21Born free to follow your heart
28:26Live free
28:31Laughter and chaos combine as Amanda and Alan take on a crumbling casa.
28:36Watch their Spanish job now on BBC iPlayer.
28:39And have you ever spent the night in a haunted pub?
28:42Well, now you don't have to.
28:44Daisy May and Charlie Cooper's Night Watch next here on BBC Two Wales.
28:48Free
28:49When no walls divide you
28:53You're free as a roaring tide
28:59So, here are my teammates.
29:11analyst post
29:12Last Monday on 5 days on BC and South Wales Fire
29:13201
29:14People are dead
29:14But this is the opposite side of the rope in the bridge too.
29:16Just as padres do us
29:19Give everybody back in your hands
29:19They're gonna do
29:20They're going well
29:20You're okay
29:21They're gonna rest
29:22But this goes after
29:23You're definitely
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