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Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing S08E05
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00:00So, yeah, we're in Wales, Bob.
00:05That's been six hours. Yeah, I know.
00:07A long drive, but have you enjoyed yourself?
00:09I liked your poetry section. That was lovely.
00:13Look, you're missing the foxglove. Oh, are they?
00:15Something, aren't they? Beautiful little wildflowers.
00:17There's foxglove.
00:19You're going to do that whole trip, foxglove.
00:21Oh, that's a nice one. That's a nice one.
00:24Look, that is a nice one.
00:30You know, like you go crazy for Maltesers.
00:34Yeah. Actually, I'm off Maltesers now.
00:36Are you? Yeah.
00:37What's your chocolate of choice at the moment?
00:40Twirl.
00:41You can't beat them, can you?
00:43Well, you can, but it's very difficult.
00:45It's hard to talk. Twelve bites, I like, Bob.
00:47Not the full twirl, but the little...
00:50That's typical of you, though. No, not a full twirl.
00:53What about a double twirl? Can you eat them?
00:55Yep, yep. Two-finger twirl.
00:57That was my nickname at the Darts Club.
01:00Two-finger twirl.
01:23Check this out. Asperger clean.
01:25Lovely.
01:26He used to be a commercial fishery.
01:28Oh!
01:29Even you might catch here, Bob.
01:31It's a slightly strange colour, the lake.
01:35It is, I think.
01:36It's a very sort of mild chemical that they put in to try and reduce algal blooms,
01:43because there's so many phosphates leech into our poor old rivers and lakes now.
01:49You sounded like a chemist then, Paul.
01:51I did, didn't I? Yeah.
01:52Phosphates.
01:53Oh, so it's a good thing, not a...
01:55Well, no, it doesn't really do any harm, Bob.
01:57It just makes this sort of neon blue colour.
01:59Oh, right.
02:00All right.
02:01I went on the web, because I'm very jealous of your weight in trousers.
02:07Yeah.
02:08And these were dirt cheap.
02:09Well, you paid for them with dirt?
02:11Yes.
02:12Tade, get off.
02:13You just tried them afloat.
02:14Who did?
02:15Get off to what I like.
02:16What do you think?
02:18How much do you think they were?
02:20170 quid.
02:21170 quid, not 85 quid.
02:23Really?
02:24In your face.
02:25Yeah, that's cheap, isn't it?
02:27It is, yeah.
02:28Well done.
02:29What fish are in here?
02:37Carp?
02:38Roach?
02:39Tedge?
02:40Breen?
02:41Might be a sweaty bream, yeah.
02:42Oh, is that something?
02:43Yeah.
02:51What do you reckon?
02:52A little bit of extra there.
02:56Very spectacular potential tangle here.
02:59I couldn't give a monkey's about your tangle.
03:01What do you think of me weirders?
03:03Yeah, they're a bit big, aren't they?
03:05Let me have a feel.
03:06Go on.
03:07Oh, yeah.
03:08It's roosed a bit, isn't it?
03:09Knee pad.
03:10Pad, yeah, pad, yeah.
03:11Knife.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Where's your foot?
03:14Oh, there it is.
03:23I bought a coconut with me.
03:24I wonder if I can lob a coconut on the end of it.
03:25You bought a coconut?
03:26I bought a couple.
03:27Did you?
03:28Yeah.
03:29What do you eat?
03:30Well, I saw them in the shop and if you see a coconut, don't you want a coconut?
03:35They are, I mean, they're beguiling things, aren't they?
03:38Yeah.
03:39Weirdly, they don't promise much from the outside, do they?
03:42Yeah, they're a bit like you.
03:44Oh.
03:45Like wizened, rough, tough surface, but inside...
03:48Inside succulent.
03:49And moist, yeah?
03:50Is that what you're saying?
03:51No, vengeful.
03:52Do you find a long car journey more testing as you get older, Paulie, all right?
04:08Very much so, Bob.
04:09I still have it in my mind that I have to stop every two hours.
04:13Two hours?
04:14For a leek.
04:16You love eating leeks, don't you?
04:20My Welsh heritage coming out of it.
04:22A lot of people like to roast vegetables these days, don't they?
04:28They do.
04:29But I've never had a roasted leek, I don't think.
04:32You know what they do a lot these days?
04:34The braised cabbage.
04:35Yeah, that one.
04:36Yeah, that's really coming, hasn't it?
04:37Yeah.
04:38And lettuce as well.
04:39Yeah, burn it and torch it a bit.
04:41Yeah, would you like some burnt lettuce?
04:43Yeah, yeah, give it a go.
04:44I've got a catapult.
04:56What are you putting out?
04:58I'm going to put very distant bread.
05:00Look, put these crusts like that.
05:03Is it going to go, though, do you think?
05:05Depends on the wind, doesn't it?
05:07Yeah.
05:08Oh, man.
05:13Wow!
05:15It's rotted.
05:16Oh, did it break?
05:17Yeah.
05:18Paul, you hold these two ends.
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:21Look at that carp taking that bread off the surface there, look.
05:23Paul, I beg of you.
05:25No, no, no.
05:26Look, I'll hold it like this and you fire it.
05:28Go on, then.
05:32Did it go?
05:33Dunno.
05:34No, it's still in there.
05:36OK.
05:37I'm going to do it up, all right?
05:38All right.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Did it go?
05:41No.
05:42Oh.
06:06I mean, there are some bigger carp in here, but it's not like we're getting anywhere near
06:10them at the moment, is it?
06:12Oh!
06:13Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:15There he comes.
06:16Right, wait, Bob.
06:17Wait, wait, wait.
06:18Tell me when.
06:19Yeah.
06:20All right, wait.
06:21It's a long way yet, mate.
06:22And even when it takes it, give it a couple of seconds.
06:25Whoa!
06:27Right, one, two.
06:29He's in.
06:30Yes!
06:31Well done, Bob.
06:32Blimey.
06:33Oh!
06:34Do you see that?
06:35Top angling, Bob.
06:36Keep it out of the weeds.
06:37Keep it out of the lilies.
06:38Come on.
06:39Yes!
06:40Yes!
06:41Well done, mate.
06:42That's brilliant.
06:43You haven't tightened the clutch, have you?
06:45Slightly, yeah.
06:46Don't.
06:47That's a strong fish, Bob, see?
06:48It's a strong angler.
06:49Right, now, give it some side strain.
06:50Come on.
06:51Come on.
06:52Whoa!
06:53Whoa!
06:54Side strain!
06:55Keep it out of those lilies.
06:56Are you ready?
06:57Yeah, I am.
06:58Are you?
06:59I don't think he's ready yet.
07:00I don't think he's ready yet.
07:01Come on.
07:02Come on.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:08Come on.
07:09Come on.
07:10Come on.
07:11Come on.
07:12Come on.
07:13Come on.
07:14Come on.
07:16Got to be absolutely ready.
07:18Yes!
07:19Get in!
07:20Whoa!
07:21Well done, Bob.
07:22I tell you what, that was really amazing.
07:27Wow.
07:28Wow, right.
07:29And that is a...
07:30Common?
07:31Seven pound common.
07:32Come on.
07:33Give me seven.
07:34Oh, Paul, you break my ass.
07:36It's not seven, Bob.
07:38Whoa.
07:40Nice.
07:42Brilliant.
07:43Fantastic, Bob.
07:44Bob, right.
07:45I'll get him back in over there.
07:46Look.
07:52And away.
07:53And away.
07:55Well, Bob.
07:59Well done, Bob.
08:01Brilliant.
08:02What a great little session.
08:03I feel like...
08:04A giant.
08:05I've done my bit now, Paul.
08:06Over to you.
08:07You can't evolve, haven't you?
08:08See if you can top it.
08:10Well...
08:11Coconut.
08:13Go on, then.
08:15Don't you...
08:16Aren't you supposed to, like, hammer and nail in it and then drink the juice?
08:19Yeah, the milk.
08:20Mm.
08:23Oh, oh!
08:24Something gave, then.
08:25Did it?
08:26Oh?
08:27Yeah.
08:28That's broken.
08:29Cracked all the way across.
08:30Look.
08:34Very good for you, isn't it?
08:35It's really good for hydration.
08:36Is it?
08:37Yeah.
08:38I think it's a laxative.
08:39Really?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Is there any left?
08:42Oh, hmm.
08:43So...
08:44It's really nice, Bob.
08:45How much is there left?
08:46Oh, it's quite a bit.
08:47Not much, but...
08:48There's enough.
08:49Enough for a little old fella like you, do you know what I mean?
08:51God, it's lovely, innit?
08:52Isn't that nice?
08:55There's a coconut liqueur, isn't there?
08:57It's a lady's drink.
08:58It's a drink for a lady with big eyelashes.
09:01Isn't that look?
09:02Mm.
09:04It's extraordinary, innit?
09:05Yeah.
09:06But your teeth are false.
09:07Yeah.
09:08That's cosmetic surgery.
09:09Yeah, but I've used them to try and recreate natural-looking teeth.
09:12I haven't said, can you make them stick out to here?
09:15Look at these.
09:16Dreary.
09:20Hello, what's your name?
09:22Gas.
09:24Gas.
09:25Gas.
09:26Gas.
09:27Gas.
09:28Calor or propane?
09:30Natural.
09:33You're not natural like me.
09:39Shall I do you a cuppa and swim it to him?
09:41Yeah, I'd love that, actually, Bob.
09:42Will you fish on, sir?
09:44Lovely.
09:49Teddy, come on.
09:52You see? Look at these little frogs, Ted.
09:54Wow, they're tiny.
09:57Have a jump.
09:58Have a jump.
09:59Go a nice one.
10:00My money's on you, mate.
10:02Where are you lot off to?
10:05Nicaragua?
10:06It's a long way, lads.
10:08You haven't got boots on, have you?
10:10Teddy?
10:12Have you seen the froggies?
10:13Ted's?
10:14See frogs?
10:16See them jumping?
10:17Not interested.
10:19Oh, well, they were pretty.
10:21Good luck on your journey, lads.
10:36High protein, low sugar.
10:39Authentic donna kebab meat.
10:44Now it's going, look.
10:46Yep.
10:47Bob!
10:50Bob!
10:53That could work as a...
10:54As...
10:58A side parting.
11:01Maybe.
11:03Maybe not.
11:04Bob!
11:06Bob!
11:09Do everything meself.
11:18No, no, Ted.
11:21That's my kebab.
11:26Yes, Bob!
11:28Oh, he's caught something, hasn't he?
11:30Look at that beauty.
11:32Oh, he's all cock-a-hoop.
11:34Now, there's a beauty.
11:35Look at that.
11:37Look at the colours of that.
11:39Beauty.
11:41Absolute beauty.
11:43You smell something nice.
11:46Hint of kebab.
11:48Be a nice aftershave for Ted, then.
11:52And away!
11:59Bob!
12:00Come on, man!
12:02I see you've sort of gone about as far from me as you possibly could.
12:06It's a lovely spot, Bob.
12:08Amazing, isn't it?
12:09It's better than the meal you're about to get, I'll tell you that much.
12:11What am I getting?
12:13A freshly prepared don of kebab.
12:15Am I?
12:16Yeah.
12:17I haven't had a don of kebab in about 40 years.
12:19What do you reckon?
12:21No, it looks like kebab.
12:22Oh, nice one.
12:23I thought you'd go all, you know, I ain't eating that, Matt.
12:26No, not at all.
12:28Have you got the pide?
12:30Yeah, I've already burnt them.
12:32Oh, you have, haven't you?
12:34Yeah.
12:36It's beautifully manicured round here.
12:37Yeah.
12:38There's a reason for that, you know.
12:40Right.
12:41The owner of these facilities, Mark, yeah, is in a wheelchair after a motorcycle accident,
12:47so he built this place, so it's actually...
12:49Oh, wow, so he's specifically designed for wheelchair or disabled anglers?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Great.
12:56Blimey, Ted, you're the least dynamic living being I've ever seen.
13:00It's not as bad for you as you think, you know.
13:04Is it not?
13:05No, it's a low-fat version.
13:07Is it?
13:08Erm...
13:09I do, thanks.
13:10Do you want a bit of onion?
13:11Of course I do.
13:13Did you wash your hands before doing...?
13:18Of course I did.
13:19My poor old microbiome.
13:21There you go.
13:22Yeah, well, thanks.
13:23Tastes good, though.
13:24Well done, Bob.
13:25Right, let's clean up.
13:26Okay.
13:27Make our way to the accommodation.
13:28Do you know what?
13:29Yeah, I'm very happy to go to the accommodation, because we've had a great little session here.
13:45Okay, you're going to like the accommodation.
13:48Do you want a clue?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Don't run out the front door.
13:52Is there a drop outside?
13:54Maybe.
13:55Or a road?
13:56Yeah.
14:04I've decided it's about time we got serious about this fishing, yeah?
14:09I think we should try and catch a shark.
14:11A shark?
14:12A shark, yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:14And the coast off West Wales, that's the place to do it.
14:17I like it, Bob.
14:18You don't mean taupe, do you?
14:19Yeah, but it's a shark, isn't it?
14:20Well, it's a sort of shower.
14:22And Mark, the bloke whose lake we just fished, he's going to take us out on his boat tomorrow.
14:26Yeah, all right.
14:30So this is Aberporth, Paul.
14:32Aberporth, yeah.
14:33Aberporth.
14:34And what's here, Bob?
14:35Our accommodation.
14:36I know that, don't I?
14:37This way.
14:38Okay.
14:39Come on, Teddy.
14:40Ted!
14:41Oh!
14:42Come on.
14:43Could we have parked any further from this accommodation, Bob?
14:47Well, I can't bring the car down here, can I?
14:49No.
14:50There it is, Paul.
14:52Wendy, it's called.
14:54It's a 1930s railway carriage.
14:57It's called what?
14:58Wendy?
14:59It's called Wendy, yeah.
15:00Is it really?
15:01You like?
15:02I love it.
15:03Oh, hello.
15:04Oh, cosy, Paul.
15:05Oh, yeah.
15:06Wow.
15:07Are you getting bedrooms?
15:08I'll take the least good option.
15:13It's a nice kitchen.
15:16Really nice little kitchen, Paul.
15:19Yeah, you've got the best room, Bob.
15:22Wow.
15:23Come on out.
15:24It's beautiful.
15:25Shall we go over there in the peninsula?
15:26Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it?
15:27God, look at that.
15:28I know it doesn't look it, Paul, but for our shark adventure, that might be quite rough,
15:41you know?
15:42Yeah, it doesn't look too bad now, but it's very deceptive, innit, once you get out there.
15:45Shall we go right at the very end?
15:46Let's go right to the end.
15:47Come on.
15:48Oh, what's that little bird?
15:51It's like a puffin.
15:52Wow, look at him.
15:53It's an oyster catcher.
15:55Ah, oyster catcher.
15:56He's having a bit of a strop, innit?
15:58Well, it's probably guarding its young, innit?
16:01Come on.
16:03Some view, innit?
16:05Well, if it's heartless tomorrow, I'm going to get mighty sick.
16:09Yeah, we're not going out far tomorrow, Bob.
16:11It's like this.
16:12Do I look a bit like Poldark?
16:18No.
16:19Much more like Steptoe.
16:21All dark.
16:22You want box?
16:25You want box?
16:26Yeah, I'll box here.
16:27Keep it technical.
16:28Keep it technical.
16:29That tough Mexican boy.
16:31And the tough Yorkshire lad, he's got some grit about him as well.
16:36Oh, he nearly went for a jab.
16:38And ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 12 superlative rounds of ultra-technical boxing.
16:48One for the purists.
16:49Who needs MMA?
16:52Right.
16:53Come on, early night, Bob.
16:54We need to be sharp for tomorrow.
16:56OK.
16:57Good morning, Ted.
17:13I'm trying to bloody sleep, aren't I?
17:16Bob would have loved that.
17:21Hello, Teddy.
17:26Morning, Paul.
17:27Morning, Bobby.
17:28There you are.
17:29Nice, you've got a nice cup of tea there, Bob.
17:32Yep.
17:33Me too, look.
17:34Thank you for noticing.
17:35Yeah.
17:36There it is, the sea.
17:37That's where we're going.
17:38We're going out there.
17:39Later, Bob.
17:40I always get the fears on a sea day.
17:42I know, and you bring me down with your queasy talk, you know, because it starts to infect me.
17:46It's a very real thing, it's my powerful truth.
17:49So the top...
17:50But it is our powerful truth that we're going out there later into the powerful sea.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Oh, but don't get sick.
17:57Right.
17:58Come on.
17:59Come on.
18:00Teddy!
18:01Come on.
18:02In me on time.
18:03I'll come in me on time, all right?
18:06If I get a shark, Paul, I'm going to hold it above my head, shout like Tarzan.
18:19Yeah, you will, won't you?
18:20Yeah.
18:21Cool shot.
18:22If you get a toe, they're very strong fighters, I believe, Bob.
18:25Right.
18:26So, like those two lads boxing the stage.
18:29I mean, what a rival.
18:31So Mark's boat is up here.
18:38Right, and Mark is...
18:40Mark is...
18:41You know where we were yesterday fishing?
18:43Yeah.
18:44That was his fishery, I told you about him.
18:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:46And this is his boat as well.
18:47He's going to skipper us on our hunt.
18:52Come on, Ted.
18:53Come on, good boy.
18:55Good boy.
18:57Check it out.
18:59Hey, look at this.
19:00I have never been on a vehicle like this.
19:03Ah, Mr Bond.
19:05I've been expecting you.
19:07Good morning.
19:08Well, Mark, this is quite something.
19:10Lovely to meet you.
19:11Hello, Mark, Paul.
19:12Hello, mate.
19:13Nice to see you.
19:14Likewise.
19:15What do you reckon, Ted?
19:16Yeah, it's a little bit gaudy.
19:17Do you know what I mean?
19:19Thanks for having us, Mark.
19:20And you're going to skipper us out there today?
19:21I am indeed, yes.
19:22What can we expect?
19:24Fingers crossed, we're going to have some taupe.
19:26Yeah.
19:27And some bass.
19:28Is there hope of taupe?
19:29There is hope of taupe.
19:30Really?
19:31Oh, well.
19:32Yes, so long as it's not too choppy out there.
19:33I've had seasickness in the past, Mark, so I do worry.
19:36But I'm usually all right.
19:37Okay.
19:38I'm getting better.
19:39Well, we've got a sink.
19:40We've got a toilet on the main deck and a toilet around the bottom.
19:44Fantastic.
19:45I want to go.
19:46Come on.
19:47Yeah, come on, dummy.
19:48Come on, Mark.
20:03Look at the rise.
20:05Man should never have got involved with the CPOP.
20:08Why build, you know, vessels that can go out in this?
20:13Just stay at home.
20:14Stay in.
20:15Oh, jeez!
20:19Do you think you can actually, do you think you can survive this, Paul?
20:25I'm not convinced.
20:26I've got some specs meant to stop seasickness.
20:46Whoa, some of these waves, man.
20:49So these specs have got liquid in them and it gives you some sort of equilibrium.
20:54You don't look like you've got much equilibrium there, mate.
20:58I don't care what I look like.
21:00Good.
21:03But, oh.
21:04If you spew, it'll be chain reaction.
21:09I will be your coconut queen.
21:12I will be your coconut king.
21:15Have you even noticed that?
21:16Oh, hey!
21:20What did you have to eat before you came?
21:22Don't ask me that.
21:23Fried eggs.
21:25Oysters.
21:26Shut up!
21:27Cold chicken soup.
21:28I'm going to hurl in your lap, mate, with that.
21:32Ted's looking better than Ass Bob.
21:34Is he doing all right?
21:35Yeah, he is, yeah.
21:42OK, we're just approaching the reef, lads, so you can cast out now.
21:44Let about 75 yards of line out.
21:45Put the bail arm back over.
21:46Hope for the best.
21:47Go on, it.
21:48Whoa!
21:49How are we cheating?
21:50Have you cast already?
21:51Yeah, you cast that that, sir.
21:53I didn't take the bail off.
21:54Well, take the bail off.
21:55That'll help.
21:56Come on, Sebas.
21:57Come on, Sebas.
21:58Come on, Sebas.
21:59Come on, Sebas, sir.
22:00I kind of know he's looking at me Liverpool.
22:01Do you?
22:02I know it.
22:03I do, yeah.
22:04That's good to envisage that, Bob, you know.
22:06Picture it.
22:07Come on, Sebas.
22:08Come on, Sebas, sir.
22:09I kind of know he's looking at me Liverpool.
22:10Do you?
22:11I know it.
22:12I do, yeah.
22:13That's good to envisage that, Bob, you know.
22:15Picture it.
22:16Oh, man's fishing nice, Paul.
22:17Oh, yes.
22:18Come on, Sebas, baby.
22:19Come on, Sebas, sir.
22:21I kind of know he's looking at me Liverpool.
22:23I know it.
22:24Do you?
22:25I do, yeah.
22:26That's good to envisage that, Bob, you know.
22:28Picture it.
22:39Oh, man's fishing nice, Paul.
22:42Oh, yes.
22:43Come on, bass, baby.
22:45You know you want it, come on.
22:49Yep.
22:50Have you gone through it?
22:52I've got something on my line.
22:57What did you get?
22:58A nice blue plastic bag.
23:01You're a lucky lad.
23:03I'm on going to recycle it, Mum.
23:15Am I fishing well?
23:17Perfect.
23:18Definitely.
23:19He's not so much, is he?
23:21Well, he's caught more bags than you.
23:23Yeah, he has.
23:25You've done well with that bag, lad.
23:26Yeah, thanks.
23:27I'm proud of you.
23:32Oh!
23:33Ho-ho!
23:39Ugh.
23:40Got enough?
23:41I'm trying desperately not to think of quite an undercooked omelette,
23:45but I can't shift it from my mind.
23:48It's not very helpful.
23:50No.
24:11Yep, I'm in.
24:12Is it?
24:13No?
24:14No.
24:15It might have been a big lump of weed or something, but...
24:21I don't know.
24:22Anyway.
24:23In!
24:24In!
24:25In!
24:26In!
24:27In!
24:28In your face!
24:29In!
24:30Never mind about that, Bob.
24:31Just land the thing.
24:35Yes?
24:38Still in, Bob?
24:39I don't know.
24:42Nah.
24:44I think he's gone.
24:46Ah!
24:48Damn!
24:50Remember when you were shouted,
24:52in your face!
24:53In your face!
24:54In your face!
24:55See?
24:56Pride comes before a fall.
24:58Well, I had him on the end pole.
24:59It was taupe!
25:00It wasn't a taupe.
25:01Come on, it was!
25:02No, it wasn't.
25:03It was the...
25:04Whoa!
25:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
25:06I'm still fishing.
25:08Don't worry, Paul.
25:09You're convinced it was a taupe, yeah?
25:11It was a taupe, yeah?
25:12It was a taupe!
25:13It was a taupe!
25:14Yep.
25:15You in?
25:16Yep.
25:17He's in!
25:18It's madness!
25:21No, I'm not.
25:22It's gone, I think.
25:23It's gone?
25:24Yeah.
25:27Oh, man.
25:29Yep.
25:30Go.
25:32Look.
25:33Bit of wheeze.
25:34I think mine was the same.
25:35It does not feel like a fish, though.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Hello, seagull.
25:38Nice landing.
25:39Did you see that landing?
25:40It's super loud.
25:41It's nothing to them, this swell, is it?
25:43That's how I drop into a bath.
25:44Yeah, I know.
25:45But then there's the scream, isn't there?
25:47As the other person gets out.
25:48Yeah.
25:49As the monkey gets out.
25:50Ooh-ha!
25:51And all they've got to do is flap their wings and away.
25:54And away they go.
25:55And away they go.
25:56Now they're doing this.
25:57It's just the same thing.
25:58And no, that's how I drop into a bath.
25:59That's how I drop into a bath.
26:00Yeah, I know.
26:01But then there's the scream, isn't there?
26:02As the other person gets out.
26:03Yeah.
26:04As the monkey gets out.
26:06Ooh-ha-hoo!
26:09And all they've got to do is flap their wings and away.
26:12And away they go.
26:13The way they go.
26:25Not doing, is it?
26:28Even the seagull's had enough, Bob.
26:30Yeah, he's off.
26:32Hello, Ted.
26:34You all right, Ted?
26:36It's a bit windy, Ted.
26:38Face the other way, Ted.
26:40No, he likes it. The wind's in his sails, look.
26:43That'll clean his teeth, won't it?
26:47Well, I reckon knock it on the head, Bob.
26:49There's not a lot happening, mate.
26:51Oh, that's a shame.
26:52It is a shame, but...
26:54We maybe missed three, yeah?
26:56Yeah.
26:58Come on, then.
26:59Have a little coffee by the harbour, yeah?
27:10Oh, this is nice.
27:14Can I have a hot chocolate, please?
27:16Of course you can, of course you can.
27:17And a cortado.
27:18And a cortado.
27:19Are you sure you don't want hot chocolate, Paul?
27:22Not feeling.
27:26Would you like to buy a ray gun off me?
27:28Erm...
27:29It works.
27:30Oh, gosh.
27:32No, it works.
27:33No, that is, I mean, that is good.
27:35Ha-ha!
27:43Good boy, Teddy.
27:44So, Paul,
27:46nice hot chocolate went off the trip.
27:48And did you enjoy it?
27:49I brought you to Wales for taupe.
27:50We didn't get any taupe, Bob.
27:52You let me down there,
27:54but you brought me to the land of my father.
27:56Yeah?
27:57You know, I came close, Bob.
27:58I think I had two good takes.
28:00Shame.
28:01But brilliant trip.
28:02I've loved it.
28:03Thank you very much.
28:04Can we go and drink these in the car, Paul?
28:05It's a bit cold, isn't it?
28:06Please.
28:07It's freezing, isn't it?
28:08Go on, Teddy.
28:09All right.
28:10Night time slows.
28:12Raindrops flash rainbows.
28:16Perhaps someone you know
28:20Could sparkle and shine.
28:24As daily dreams slide.
28:28Coloured from shadow.
28:31Picture the moon glow
28:33That dazzles my eyes.
28:40And I love you.
28:44Just lying, smiling in the dark.
28:46Shooting stars around your heart.
28:48Dreams come bouncing in your head.
28:50Pure and simple every time.
28:52Now you're crying in your sleep.
28:54I wish you'd never learn to weep.
28:56Don't sell the dreams you should be keeping.
28:58Pure and simple every time.
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