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00:00Who Loves the Sun?
00:07Who cares that it makes plants grow?
00:12Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:17Who loves the wind?
00:22Who cares that it makes breezes?
00:27Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:33Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:40Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
00:47Ba-ba-ba-ba, not everyone
00:55Ba-ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
01:01Ba-ba-ba, who loves the sun?
01:17Now look, I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do work out.
01:21I just like to rest a few years between sets.
01:28But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age, body type.
01:34Or back hair density.
01:36Thanks a lot.
01:38Made using Nature's own Macai Berry, Tansform, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, even in your Australian winter, huh?
01:46Which is surprisingly cold.
01:48Yeah.
01:48My nipples do not lie, huh?
01:51Mine either.
01:53Well, Spraytown is a growth area for us.
01:56Really? So, uh, is that a yes?
02:00Well, here's what I'm thinking.
02:02Excuse me. What is going on here?
02:05Could you just give us a minute a bit?
02:07Can I see your room, please, please?
02:10Yeah.
02:13Okay, hold on. We can explain.
02:15Obviously, we should have paid to rent the patio area, all right?
02:18And not pretend to be staying here.
02:19And Vicky should not have called the manager who what she called.
02:22Yeah, yeah, okay, but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole.
02:26Yeah, we believe that Tansform is a market-changing product.
02:30Yeah.
02:30So much so that I mortgaged my house to fund it.
02:33He did.
02:33Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people, too.
02:38Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close-up on my brother here, shall I?
02:42He is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work with.
02:48You know what? And honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my...
02:51Okay, you have our information. Thank you.
02:54I went too far, didn't I?
02:56At least we came off as passionate.
03:00Where are we actually staying?
03:05Ugh.
03:07The nights are unexpedious.
03:09Yeah, I'm bad for you.
03:10Does this country smell weird?
03:18Huh. A little.
03:20Come on.
03:50Come on.
04:00Woo! Hello, gorgeous.
04:04Hey, what do you want?
04:06What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:09I thought I'd head until next week.
04:12Where's the money?
04:14Where is it?
04:16Yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:20Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:22The only sure thing in life, mate, is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:26Okay, wait. Yeah, no.
04:28I don't have it all today, but...
04:30But what?
04:32Holy shit.
04:34You used to play, right?
04:36No, mate.
04:38Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago.
04:40You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean up.
04:42I recognized you.
04:43Wrong blood, mate.
04:44No, no, no.
04:45I remember.
04:46No, I had cash on Norths and...
04:48What's that weird you out?
04:49The boys collapsed.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Terry, Terry Torres.
04:53That's it.
04:54You're a fucking great player, man.
04:56What the hell happened to you?
04:58No, fuck it up, man.
05:03Fuck.
05:18Hey, it's me.
05:20How are ya?
05:22Good.
05:23Great.
05:24So, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:28Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:33Hi.
05:34Hey.
05:35What's up?
05:36Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:38Can you talk to her?
05:39Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:41Ew.
05:42And what's this, like a present?
05:44You don't like it?
05:45No, it's trash.
05:46But she's your ex, not mine.
05:48Okay, ex is a little strong.
05:50We're just separated.
05:51You know, we still talk.
05:52Okay, okay.
05:53I'm just saying, I don't think this is gonna make you unseparated.
05:57You're right.
05:58You're right.
05:59Ugh.
06:00My judgment is off.
06:01Why am I so nervous about this?
06:03I don't know.
06:04Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to win her back.
06:09Which, I guess, is romantic as hell.
06:11But that's not why we're here.
06:13Priority number one is what?
06:14Transform.
06:15Transform.
06:16That's right.
06:17Transform.
06:18Not fuckin' Joyce.
06:19Yeah, you're right.
06:20You're right.
06:21But she'll take me back.
06:22Right?
06:23I don't know, man.
06:24Maybe.
06:25Probably.
06:26Not with that thing.
06:27Gimme.
06:28Gimme.
06:29Fuckin'...
06:30Thing's a real panty raiser.
06:32Panty raiser?
06:33Panty raiser.
06:34You want them lowered and...
06:36You know what?
06:37I don't wanna talk about this with you.
06:38I'm going to the convention.
06:42How'd you get started?
06:43I worked at a spray tanning salon back home and then one day my boss, she started bitching at me and she was like,
06:49You can't use the employee discount for customers.
06:51But I was like, I'm only using them on the hot customers.
06:54Some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
06:56Most of these days can be so frustrating.
06:58So frustrating, I know.
07:00So then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning and I started selling it behind the local high school.
07:04And then of course my bitch boss rats me out and then all of a sudden I'm in jail.
07:08Wait, jail?
07:09I know.
07:10So anyway, I tell my brother and he bails me out.
07:12And then he's like lecturing me on how I need to get my life together.
07:15And I'm like, Martin, his name's Martin.
07:17I'm like, Martin, that's what I'm trying to do.
07:19I mean, you see that, right, Sophie?
07:21Yeah, for sure.
07:22Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:24No, it's just that I don't wanna work for a fascist.
07:27No, I wanna be respected.
07:29Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to like drop off this package, which was stupid.
07:33And then I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper.
07:37Hula hooping was her job?
07:38No, it wasn't her job, but she was really good at it.
07:41And anyway, then I see these guys and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with the juice of this berry.
07:48Berry?
07:49So we get a scientist to like whip up a formula or whatever.
07:52I don't know, I'm not a scientist.
07:53And we slap a label on it and here I am talking to you.
07:57That's quite a story.
07:58Why'd you come out to Australia?
08:00Cause your son sucks.
08:02Cancer.
08:03Cancer.
08:04Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere.
08:07Okay.
08:08Well, here's your booth.
08:09You seem disappointed, is there a problem?
08:15Well, frankly the offensive size, Sophie.
08:20Not to mention the stench of hangover shits which will definitely deter potential customers, don't you think?
08:27I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:29That's not gonna work.
08:30Sophie, I thought we were friends.
08:31There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package, so it's a bit pricier.
08:36Take me.
08:37Back this way.
08:38Okay, cause you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:39No, I'm not mad.
08:40I'm a little bit scared.
08:50Joyce!
08:51Hi.
08:52Hi.
08:57You look fantastic.
09:00How are ya?
09:01Good.
09:02I'm good.
09:03How are you?
09:04I am great.
09:05And you're in Sydney.
09:07Right?
09:08What are the odds?
09:09Both of us in Southeastern Australia.
09:11It's crazy.
09:13So, um, what are you doing here?
09:15Well, believe it or not, Vicki and I started a company.
09:18Okay.
09:19Doing what?
09:21Dramatic reveal.
09:24Ta-da!
09:25We are officially in the beauty product business.
09:32What about your job?
09:34I'll quit.
09:36Really?
09:37After 20 years?
09:39Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice.
09:43So, being here is purely a business decision?
09:46Exactly.
09:47Nothing to do with me?
09:48No.
09:49I mean, okay, okay.
09:50Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind.
09:53Like, way, way back there, though.
10:02Look.
10:03I made a lot of promises in the past.
10:06Promises that I didn't keep.
10:08And...
10:10This is different.
10:11Alright?
10:12This one is going to come together.
10:15It has to.
10:16Because...
10:19I miss you.
10:20I...
10:21Oh, you don't worry to rain anymore?
10:26No.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Martin.
10:33You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage.
10:35We're still married.
10:36But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions,
10:39my life was passing me by.
10:41Okay, I get it.
10:42I really do, but...
10:43Look, I'm glad you're excited about your business,
10:46but I did not come here to be pitched on our future.
10:53This... this... this was a mistake.
10:55No.
10:57Joyce.
10:58Hey, good luck with the business.
10:59Joyce, please.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's just eat.
11:02Joyce.
11:06Yeah, she's right.
11:09You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest.
11:11I said we'd have kids.
11:13I just kept pushing it off.
11:15Well, the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business.
11:18Right.
11:19Yeah.
11:20And hey, speaking of,
11:21put on your best fake smile.
11:22We got a room full of potential buyers to impress.
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network.
11:26I know, buddy.
11:27I know.
11:28Joyce was...
11:29Joyce.
11:30You loved her.
11:31But people do move on.
11:32I don't want to move on, Vicki.
11:34I know.
11:35And I don't want to do this.
11:37Ow.
11:38Ow.
11:39Stop.
11:40Oh.
11:41Jesus.
11:42Fuck.
11:43Sorry, I thought that would have come off of zero.
11:44But the point is,
11:45what would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:47You would say,
11:48you get one chance to make a first impression,
11:50so stop fucking crying about your ex-wife.
11:52You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy.
11:55Not really my tone, but, uh, sure.
11:58There we go.
11:59Hello, good sir.
12:00Hi.
12:01What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:04Um...
12:06Ooh.
12:07How much?
12:08$7.50.
12:09We'll take it.
12:10Vicki, but we can't afford that.
12:12No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can.
12:14For our image, right?
12:15Absolutely not.
12:16Please, please, please, please, please.
12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20So you want it all?
12:21Yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:25Yes, we do.
12:26Okay.
12:27That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:29Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
12:31And I know exactly who I'm gonna impress.
12:34I'll save you some.
12:35Yeah, sure.
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah, very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually, let me guess.
12:50You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you do that?
12:57I just, I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:06I'm Susie.
13:07I'm Martin.
13:08Hi.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people orange racket?
13:14Well, about a year.
13:17Uh-huh.
13:18And I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:22And why'd you give that up?
13:24Well, you know, I decided I wasn't gonna let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:30Wow.
13:32That is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously, you know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:45Well, how about you?
13:49You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:52Fucking hell, Martin.
13:54Who am I asking the big questions?
13:57Yeah.
13:58Sorry.
13:59Well, okay.
14:00Um, if you want the truth, then...
14:05Maybe not.
14:06You see your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:18And yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:22Not yours?
14:23Oh God, no.
14:24No.
14:25Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:29Actually, I don't think I...
14:34Sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just...
14:39I don't know anybody in town and...
14:41No, no, no.
14:42It's just...
14:43No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay.
14:45I get it.
14:46Look, it was really nice to meet you.
14:48I hope it goes really well.
14:52Sorry.
14:53I get one glass of wine.
15:03Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:06Cheers to that.
15:07Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Cheers.
15:10Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Welcome.
15:16So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I...
15:19Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go.
15:22Here.
15:23It's good.
15:24It's cute.
15:25Right?
15:26Transform.
15:27And...
15:28The pitch...
15:29Begins...
15:30Now.
15:38May I?
15:39Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41Alright.
15:42Everyday life can take its toll.
15:43Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless.
15:59Right?
16:00Right?
16:01But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:04With a spray tan, that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:11Transform with Tansform.
16:15And be the best version of yourself.
16:18It's good.
16:19It's good.
16:20It's good.
16:21Oh my god.
16:22It's really fucking good.
16:23Oh my god.
16:24Oh my god.
16:25Oh my god.
16:26It's really fucking good.
16:28And be the best version of yourself.
16:29Oh my god.
16:30It's really good.
16:31It's really good.
16:32It's really good.
16:33It's really good.
16:34Oh.
16:59Oh.
17:01Hey, hi.
17:02Hi.
17:04Listen, I go kind of crazy.
17:09Yeah, looks that way.
17:14Hmm.
17:24You want to get some breakfast?
17:27Martin.
17:30Breakfast?
17:32Yeah, yeah, sure.
17:34You okay?
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:42I just normally don't drink that much.
17:45Welcome to Australia.
17:48I mean, actually, you know, look, it's just last night was...
17:53Yeah, uh, about that.
17:59Just, if you could press play.
18:02Okay.
18:04Filmed us.
18:11Everything's going to be fine.
18:12You've just got to do what he says, okay?
18:13What who says?
18:14Oh, what do you think's happening is exactly what's happening.
18:29I think I should leave here.
18:33I just got here.
18:37Is it out?
18:38Oh, it's going to be $10,000.
18:48What?
18:50$10,000, Martin.
18:51We're going to throw this up on the interwebs where your wife, kids, heck, even your pre-scarver looks, eh?
19:01You're blackmailing me?
19:03I like to think of it as preserving your privacy at market costs.
19:08I mean, who says I'm married?
19:09I mean, who says I'm married?
19:14Spotting that is?
19:17It's her speciality, mate.
19:22I don't have $10,000.
19:25What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum.
19:30The whole bottle.
19:31The whole bottle of rich prick rum.
19:34That was my sister.
19:36So you got till 10 tonight, okay?
19:37Look, you don't understand.
19:40I really don't have that kind of money.
19:42See that?
19:45Six hours in the chair.
19:47Skin so thin, it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves.
19:52But I didn't move.
19:53No.
19:54Because I want everyone to know I love my sister.
19:57And I'd do anything for her.
20:00Okay.
20:02If you love your wife, Martin,
20:05you'll get the cash.
20:07Yeah.
20:10That was really good.
20:29So this whole thing...
20:31Just pay him, Martin.
20:37Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:50Yeah, you did?
20:51Oh my God, I'm so proud of you.
20:54Oh, and I found a model for the presentation.
20:57She is very talented.
20:59Actually, I took a few minutes.
21:00Do you want to see?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Here.
21:07Hey, you okay?
21:09Look who a pail.
21:13Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over.
21:14Otherwise, this would be a problem.
21:16No, it's not over.
21:18Joyce texted me this morning.
21:19She wants to talk.
21:20Oh, okay.
21:21Hey, you're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists because Joyce wants
21:25to talk?
21:26Vicky, please.
21:27Sorry.
21:29It's fine.
21:29I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit.
21:32Extortion?
21:33Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in Mexico?
21:36Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:37It was actually pretty good stuff.
21:38But when you're driving Desert Roads, there's always this chance that you could run into
21:42bandits.
21:43And if you do, you have two options.
21:45You can either stop and let them take what is yours, or you accelerate and force them to
21:51move.
21:52We're not accelerating.
21:53Look, we got enough cash in our account.
21:55We're just going to pay them off.
21:56Right.
21:59What?
22:00Okay.
22:01The organizer of the event, this friend of mine, she's not really a friend of mine, but
22:06we kind of became friends, and she offered us the biggest booth at the event, and it was
22:12really expensive.
22:13And what are you trying to say, Vicky?
22:17We have $812 left in our business account.
22:21Fuck!
22:22Damn.
22:23Fuck!
22:23Okay.
22:24It's going to be okay.
22:25Trust me.
22:25Trust me.
22:26No, no, no.
22:26I'm going to lose my wife, and my house, and my business.
22:31Perfect.
22:32You'll still have me, though.
22:33No, no, you'll be gone, too, because I will have killed you.
22:58Missed.
23:00Dave, turn the hole.
23:02Big fella?
23:13How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:14Nothing.
23:15He's a degenerate gambler.
23:16You squeeze him?
23:17Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:20Took him out his word, did you?
23:26I made a judgment call.
23:27Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:29Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:31Your judgment.
23:32Well, you want me to go back there, kick him in the guts, and hope you think shit's fucking
23:36gold coins out?
23:37You want that?
23:41Sorry, mate.
23:42UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:44Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:46I know who you are, mate.
23:48Memory's fine.
23:50Come here.
23:51Come on.
23:52Where is she?
24:15She'll be here.
24:16Vicky.
24:17Vicky.
24:18Hello, gorgeous.
24:19Hi.
24:20So, what do you think?
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:29Crystal, this is Martin.
24:30Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:32Hi.
24:32Hi.
24:32You look, uh, tan.
24:37No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo.
24:41All right?
24:41And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color.
24:45And we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:49Okay, you know what?
24:50Give me a second.
24:51I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:53I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever, but you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
25:00Oh, you have darker shade.
25:01Just get it together.
25:03Jesus Christ.
25:05Hey, sorry.
25:06It's okay.
25:10Shit's getting worse.
25:12Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings, sensitivity to fucking light.
25:19Sorry, mate.
25:21You have any, um, memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:25Oh, let's skip the part where you think you've got an active medical license.
25:31Just give me where I come from.
25:32Sorry, mate.
25:33Just, uh, trying to help.
25:42I need 60.
25:44Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:46I'll have the rest by Friday.
25:47Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:48It's a fucking 60.
25:50Oh, wake your fucking dick.
25:52Okay.
25:52Yeah, one call.
25:54Let go of me or we're never going to do business again.
25:57Yeah.
26:01Okay, good.
26:05Just, um, just give him 15 and throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy.
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26:35All right, let's go.
26:36All right, let's go.
26:36Let's go.
26:36Let's go.
26:36Let's go.
26:37Let's go.
26:37Let's go.
26:38Let's go.
26:39Let's go.
26:40Okay.
26:41Fuck.
26:42All right.
26:43You ready?
26:44You ready?
26:45You with me?
26:46Let's do this.
26:47Okay.
26:48Here we go.
26:49Here we go.
26:50Oh!
26:51Hello, Sydney!
26:55I'm Vicki Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Martha.
27:13Oh!
27:15It's okay.
27:20It's okay. Whoopsie doos. Get up. Get up.
27:27Whoo!
27:30The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:38I'm being blackmailed.
27:40Jesus!
27:42And now our inventory is exploding.
27:45I think it's just the heat.
27:47It's winter.
27:48Okay, listen. Here's what we're gonna do.
27:50We're not gonna pay them, okay?
27:52We are going to floor it at these assholes,
27:55and then we are going to explode on them.
28:00No, we're not gonna do it your way.
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes. Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:13What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put ten grand in our pocket today, Phil.
28:17What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25Well, I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:31Psst. Phil, come here.
28:33Theoretically, between you and me, if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:38how quickly can we get that loan?
28:40Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:43Okay, seven days isn't gonna work. Do better.
28:47Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure.
28:50Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh...
28:52He's being blackmailed.
29:00No, but he really is.
29:01We need you to do us a solid.
29:03That loan would have floated us for months.
29:08It's Joyce's house, too.
29:09Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:11Well, she's still my wife.
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife, you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific to win her back.
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times our size.
29:21Oh, so this is my fault because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:26Okay, I've destroyed my life. Noted.
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:31What's that mean?
29:33Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were.
29:36And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer, Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:45What? Where are you going?
29:47Martin?
29:48Fix this on my own.
29:56Oh, look, it's Phil. The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:03Sorry.
30:04Great.
30:05My brother's gonna have his legs broken, but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker when I regale him with your one-word apology. Thank you.
30:13I get it.
30:15You think I like this job?
30:19My mum won't even talk to me. She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:23Really? She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No.
30:26It sucks.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My mum kicked me out just for selling some furniture that I honestly didn't think she was using anymore.
30:36And I made bank. It's like, why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah. It sounds like you sold her furniture, but I get it. It's like, mums, you know?
30:46Yeah. Mums. God. I get it.
30:49Hey.
30:57I don't normally do this.
31:02He helps people on the bank, huh? If you know what I mean.
31:05I do know what you mean.
31:08Grab a quick drink.
31:09Yep.
31:10Okay.
31:11Fair enough.
31:12Yeah.
31:22Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headphones.
31:26By using a patient's own mesenchymal stem cells to support the recovery from dramatic
31:32step-opathy, frame damage, and access to inflammation.
31:35Hey.
31:36I'm, uh, I'm Vicki from, from the phone.
31:40What do you want?
31:41I'm, I'm looking for a loan.
31:45Don't do loans anymore.
31:47Well, that's a shame.
31:54What do you do now?
31:56Help people.
31:57What, like, if I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night, things like that?
32:02Yeah.
32:03If you've got the money, I'll get the job done.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Well, I'm not exactly flush with cash right now, hence the need for the loan.
32:17What's the loan for?
32:18Just your typical blackmail sex tape situation.
32:23Nice.
32:24Yeah.
32:26There could be some other options.
32:28How do you feel about your Second Amendment?
32:30See the photo?
32:40Yep.
32:42Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:45You had a thing for this guy?
32:47No.
32:49Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money.
32:51Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:54Fuck threats with your idea.
32:57Fuck it.
32:58Extortion operations.
33:00And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
33:02So what?
33:03Gonna transition to dolphin trainer, are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon.
33:07An astronaut.
33:08What the fuck?
33:09Hang on.
33:10Catch!
33:11Don't be rusty.
33:12Please don't catch me.
33:13Stand fucking still.
33:14Stand fucking still.
33:15You don't get to be any of you.
33:16No.
33:17No.
33:18No.
33:19No.
33:20No.
33:21No.
33:22No.
33:23No.
33:24No.
33:25No.
33:26No.
33:27No.
33:28No.
33:29No.
33:30No.
33:31No.
33:32No.
33:33No.
33:34No.
33:35No.
33:36No.
33:37No.
33:38No.
33:39No.
33:40No.
33:41No.
33:42No.
33:43No.
33:44No.
33:45No.
33:46No.
33:47No.
33:48No.
33:49No.
33:50No.
33:51Good girl, can you pick these up for me, please?
33:58Hey, you've reached Joyce.
34:00Please leave a message.
34:01Hey Joyce, I got your text.
34:03I'm really looking forward to talking.
34:06In the meantime, Vicki and I,
34:08we have a big opportunity,
34:11but we're just kind of putting the pieces together
34:14right now, so.
34:21If you're happy with your message, press one.
34:27To delete, press two.
34:32You traded the company van.
34:33For the money we need.
34:34You need, not me being blackmailed.
34:37This time.
34:38And what is this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal, I'd do it again.
34:43Oh, oh geez.
34:44That's him, that's him, what'd I do?
34:46Answer the phone, show this fucker who's boss.
34:49Okay, okay, okay.
34:52Hello?
34:54I have the money.
34:59Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no, somewhere public.
35:03Yep, afraid I have to insist on that.
35:07You're right, yeah, no, you're right.
35:09Here does work, yeah, sure.
35:12One hour?
35:14Okay, looking forward to it.
35:16Nervous?
35:17No, no, no, no, no.
35:18Not, not even in the slightest, are you?
35:23Oh, well that made, oh, yeah, I got it, yeah.
35:26Bad job, really bad job.
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either.
35:30Don't talk, Will do it.
35:42Hello, bud.
35:43Come on in.
35:48So how is everyone?
35:52Put it right here.
35:52Oh, this is, uh, the end of it.
35:57Here, just put up.
35:59Where's the sex tape?
36:00Who are you?
36:01I'm the sister, and, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit
36:04until you delete the fucking video from the cloud or whatever.
36:09Well, money first.
36:10Then I press delete.
36:12Not happening.
36:14Oh, I'm just gonna send it then.
36:16Okay, money first.
36:17No.
36:17Money first.
36:17No.
36:18Vicky.
36:18Damn it.
36:19Here you go.
36:21It's all there.
36:22I'm starting to think this isn't enough.
36:28If you can get 10 grand in a day, you get 20 tomorrow.
36:33Cash, come on, let's just get out of here.
36:40You know why this works?
36:42I'll tell you.
36:43Everyone wants to believe they're the most interesting person in the room.
36:47Because no one wants to admit they're just another everyday shitbag.
36:52But here's the thing.
36:55If you get tape fucking a woman who isn't your wife,
36:59then it doesn't matter who you think you are.
37:01You're still gonna have to pay the asking price.
37:04And now, that price is 20.
37:07I don't think so.
37:11You got a fucking gun?
37:12I'm accelerating.
37:13You sure about this?
37:14Yeah, I'm American.
37:15Of course I'm fucking sure about this.
37:18Give me your phone.
37:19Now.
37:20Now.
37:22Tell me your password.
37:22One.
37:26One.
37:27Yeah.
37:28One.
37:28All right.
37:29One.
37:30What are they all?
37:31Ones?
37:32Two.
37:34Okay.
37:35I'm kind of having a hard time adding the password in also.
37:39Pointing to what you just used to.
37:40Sure.
37:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:40No, I got it.
37:41I got it.
37:42Okay.
37:42Don't move.
37:44Okay.
37:45I'm not familiar with this OS.
37:46Lady, will you help him delete the fucking sex tape?
37:49Surprise.
37:50God damn it.
37:51Fuck.
37:51I have one too.
37:53Give me your gun.
37:55Please.
37:56Gun.
37:57Give me your fucking gun.
38:00Okay, listen.
38:01If you want 20, I can give you 20.
38:03All right.
38:04I'll write you a check.
38:05I'll write you a check.
38:05We don't really do checks here, Martin.
38:08Stop moving.
38:10Shut that thing up.
38:14Now, please.
38:15Sorry.
38:18Sorry.
38:18It's just, uh.
38:20Some shit's just too ironic, okay?
38:25Okay.
38:26Please.
38:27Please.
38:27Don't.
38:27Don't.
38:28Hello?
38:29This must be Mrs. Marr.
38:30Please don't.
38:32No!
38:33No!
38:34No!
38:35No!
38:35No!
38:36No!
38:36No!
38:37No!
38:37No!
38:38No!
38:38No!
38:39No!
38:39No!
38:40No!
38:40No!
38:41No!
38:42No!
38:42No!
38:43No!
38:44No!
38:44No!
38:45No!
38:46No!
38:46No!
38:47No!
38:48No!
38:48No!
38:49No!
38:57No!
38:58No!
38:59Sorry.
39:08Are you there?
39:10Hang up.
39:11Hang up.
39:13Hang up.
39:26Is he...?
39:28Yeah.
39:30Maybe we have to call an ambulance.
39:32No, no, no, no, no.
39:33We're in a foreign country, and...
39:36And we just killed somebody.
39:38We're not gonna call an ambulance.
39:41What do we do?
39:43We've got to get rid of him.
39:45Okay.
39:47I think I know somebody.
39:59So you're thinking, like, an acid bath situation, or...?
40:06I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:09You know how she is?
40:15Yep.
40:17Well, you know what? I'm getting the fuck out of here, then.
40:20Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:22Fuck.
40:24We need a big fucking bag.
40:28Wait, wait.
40:30Okay.
40:31Wait, wait.
40:32Yep.
40:33Okay.
40:34Let's go.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:42Wait, wait.
40:43Yep.
40:44Okay.
40:45Let's go.
40:46Oh, my God.
40:47Okay.
40:48Oh, my God.
40:53Fuck.
40:54Well, it's good on your ride, man.
40:56I think so.
40:58Good.
40:59Pop the boot.
41:00Okay, hold on.
41:01We're taking my car?
41:03Yeah.
41:04Your body.
41:05Your car.
41:06I suppose that's terrible.
41:10It's all the boxes.
41:12It looks like he's gonna have to roll it up front.
41:25Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:27It's his birthday.
41:29Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:31Oh, fuck.
41:36Okay.
41:37Okay.
41:38Where are we going?
41:41What do you feel like?
41:42Pizza?
41:43Burgers?
41:44Fries?
41:45Oh, fuck.
41:46I could do burgers if...
41:47You're kidding.
41:48If I come with me?
41:49Okay.
41:50Yeah, no, we're just gonna go get rid of the body.
41:51Yeah.
41:52No, I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:54I'm stupid.
41:55Okay, let's go.
42:01Jesus Christ.
42:19Ready?
42:20Three, two, up.
42:22One.
42:23Keep going.
42:24That's it.
42:26A little bit more.
42:27All right, here.
42:29Get a leg.
42:30Get a leg.
42:31Get a leg.
42:32Pull, pull, pull.
42:35Oh, Jesus.
42:36Ready?
42:37Three, two, one.
42:38Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:39Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ.
42:41We're underneath the frame.
42:42I'm mad.
42:43We're doing this.
42:44Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:45Come on, let's go.
43:00Fuck's sake.
43:01Help me with the face.
43:02Hey.
43:03Fuck's sake.
43:04Help me with the face.
43:05Hey.
43:06That ain't the cleaner.
43:07Yes, yes.
43:08Yes, yes.
43:09I'll polish the leaves.
43:10Make them green again.
43:11Shake out the trees.
43:12They ain't seen again.
43:13Spring cleaning.
43:14Getting ready for love.
43:15Ha.
43:16Ha.
43:17Ha.
43:18Ha.
43:19Ha.
43:20Snus off the wintry flowers.
43:22Wash them out with April showers.
43:23Come a
43:25in with streamlined flowers.
43:26You know?
43:26They're getting ready for love.
43:27Oh, that ain't the cleaner.
43:28There.
43:29There.
43:30There.
43:31There.
43:33There.
43:34There's a little cleaner.
43:36There.
43:37There.
43:38There.
43:39There.
43:40Oh, that ain't the cleaner.
43:41It's a little cleaner.
43:42There, there is.
43:43There, there she is.
43:44Yes, yes.
43:45There, there she is.
43:46I'll polish the leaves.
43:47Make them green again.
43:48Coming in with fragrant flowers
43:50That ups the moon above
43:53Cause you and I
43:55Have a rendezvous under the sky
43:58Like peaches who spray clean him
44:01Getting ready for love, yes, yes
44:04Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, yeah that's the real queen of
44:09You wanna stick that in here?
44:13I think they're happy
44:15The people in the glass?
44:20I hope so.
44:23Okay bud, I'm just gonna think back on you.
44:33Psychologically, you're gonna go through some tough shit, you gotta ride that fucking wave, take some Xanax, do some yoga, whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:46Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:49What about that tattoo lady? She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know Cash. Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
45:00I feel like you're like singling me out on this.
45:03I feel like you're the one who's gonna fuck this all up. And I don't wanna kill you.
45:08Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:11Okay, okay, I'll be good, here. Sorry.
45:16And if you say me again, you fucked up.
45:22Okay.
45:24Well on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off his blood.
45:28Yeah, uh, I should...
45:35Okay.
45:38Are you gonna be okay?
45:41Jesus, Martin. You're really asking the big questions.
45:46Ooh, good news.
45:56I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:05Yeah, you kinda did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:15Hmm.
46:22What the hell?
46:23What? What?
46:25Ah!
46:27If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced, I got the conference people to give me your motel address.
46:34Why?
46:36Uh, do you mind if I...
46:39Uh, uh, sure, I guess.
46:42That's nice.
46:43Have a seat.
46:46Uh, sorry, I know it's early.
46:48So, uh, how can we help you?
46:51I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:58So I had a word to marketing.
47:00They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, Tansform.
47:04It just...
47:06It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:10Pardon the language.
47:11Really?
47:12Yeah, so, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:15Uh, what do we say?
47:162,000 cans.
47:18Put it in a few stores.
47:19See if you can get the word out.
47:21You hit those numbers.
47:22We can expand.
47:24I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll, we'll do it.
47:27Oh, great.
47:29Great.
47:31So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:36Great.
47:39Can you go now?
47:41Respectfully.
47:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:43Got it.
47:45Stuff to do.
47:47Yeah.
47:48Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:54Bro.
47:57You can see that too, right?
48:00A hundred bucks says you can't hit that.
48:03You're on.
48:08What the fuck?
48:10I think we should stay.
48:12We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:20Close.
48:21There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:31You go back to being yelled at by retail managers, I lose choice.
48:35Last one, make it count.
48:37Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:39Well, make them, right?
48:41What'd you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:44I don't know.
48:46You said, sometimes you gotta get arrested for selling stolen beauty products to realize what you want in life.
48:54I said that?
48:55You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:59But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:04My wifel.
49:05Our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:09I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:39I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:09I know you're a fucking friend.
50:25Trying to be low.
50:28Trying to feel it.
50:34Trying to be it.
50:35Take care.
50:50I'll be I never froze.
50:55See you next time, anestheticsIum.
50:59Take care.
51:01See you next time.
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