Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 243

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00:00Merry Christmas!

00:27Merry Christmas!

00:28Merry Christmas!

00:30Is it though?

00:31Cos I'm out here in the cold running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're

00:35in the warm like the ghost of Christmas.

00:37Merry Christmas!

00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!

00:39Get your bum out here now!

00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.

00:46It's a public street and it's on Christmas Day.

00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?

00:51Merry blah blah.

00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?

00:54Well, salesperson of the year.

00:55Cheers.

00:56Hiya, Lord.

00:57Merry Christmas.

00:58Merry Christmas.

01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.

01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?

01:05Look at all those vegetables!

01:07I know!

01:08You're not wearing your present?

01:09Er, er, no, I will.

01:11Right, come on.

01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.

01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?

01:20Do we really wanna know?

01:21He got me a Cardi.

01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.

01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.

01:27Where have you got to go for that?

01:28Oh, I don't know.

01:29Some hotel in Weatherfield.

01:31Where?

01:32Oh, God knows.

01:33Weatherfield?

01:34Not really.

01:35Merry Christmas!

01:36Too early?

01:37I like that you're so keen.

01:50Merry Christmas.

01:51Oh, Merry Christmas.

01:52Yeah, Merry Christmas.

01:53Oh, Merry Christmas.

01:54Yeah, Merry Christmas.

01:55Ho, ho, ho.

01:56We're selling for yours later.

01:57Uh-huh.

01:58Right, be late afternoon.

01:59Got a few guests here.

02:00Right, see you later.

02:01Yeah.

02:02Hey, Merry Christmas.

02:03And to you.

02:04I got a scooter.

02:05Yeah, same.

02:06Yay!

02:07So that means that no-one's safe.

02:08Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?

02:09Come on.

02:10Come on, be careful.

02:11Eh, question.

02:12How come I didn't get a scooter?

02:13Spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.

02:14Go on, another one, love.

02:15Yeah, go on then.

02:16Not for me.

02:17I've, er...

02:18Actually, got some, uh, ten- I got some, of course, to you.

02:19Where were you going?

02:20Robert, where you going?

02:21Merry Christmas!

02:22Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

02:23Woo!

02:24Who's that?

02:25So, that means that no-one's safe.

02:26Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?

02:29Come on.

02:30Go on.

02:31Have a question, how come I didn't get a scooter?

02:33I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.

02:35Go on, another one, love.

02:36Yeah, go on then.

02:37Not for me.

02:38I've, er, actually got somewhere, to nap off to.

02:40Where were you going?

02:42Robert, where are you going?

02:45Merry Christmas!

02:46so do you like it yeah really of course right well why are you just giving one word answers then

03:10i love it thanks just them two flipping hijacking things yesterday no no i'm not exactly chuffed

03:17about it either but let's not let it ruin our christmas as well oh my god this is so much

03:27better than mine i know did you just guess it was gonna be a girl i bought two lots i'm sending

03:33the blue ones back no very clever hey happy christmas what he said

03:43sorry you got a bit of a head celebrating were you only a bit

03:51how are we disappointed

03:58it was a bit you know it was massively out of order and bonkers

04:05last night was supposed to be our wedding night well you don't need the ring to do the thing

04:10seriously sorry well tell me you grunt whenever we want yeah sooner the better i'm getting dressed

04:18sorry sherry

04:20computer stop would you like me to play more christmas music definitely not now playing jingle bell rock

04:36computer stop

04:38oh no now playing gold computer stop or i swear now playing walking in the air

05:00oh i like this one here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand

05:15you spare me the sarcasm wow what did you get for christmas big box feisty

05:21i made a mistake yesterday when i binned you off

05:24making one now if you think that's what happened

05:28i may have overreacted slightly truth is i need a posh friend in my life

05:34gives me an air of mystery like people think oh i wonder what kim sees in that one

05:40and it's nice just being here basking in your magnificence

05:46and it makes me realize how lucky i am you and i be mates

05:50like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature

05:55or too many bubbles in your champagne and i think to myself

05:58at least i don't have kim's troubles

06:01so i'm willing to accept your apology

06:06and give you another chance

06:07you'd better pour yourself a drink then

06:11what kind of host are you

06:13how are you

06:35good thanks

06:36how are you really

06:42not great

06:44come here

06:46come on here cause johnny pestered

06:59noted

07:00where's the rest of you boys

07:03well noah's out working

07:05for triple time and get this

07:07ryan's gone for a turkey curry

07:09with someone called stab wound

07:11who we met gaming

07:12so he's definitely getting murdered

07:14go on drink

07:16er yeah i'll just have one

07:18oh knock yourself out vanessa

07:21slow down moses

07:22and put your helmet on

07:24he should be wearing a helmet

07:27you're a helmet

07:28get a drink and just shut up

07:30wow

07:35oh sorry

07:37is there a speed limit

07:38no there isn't

07:40he'd crack on

07:41how are you cracking on with your issue

07:46well it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue

07:50it's hardly the subject for christmas day is it

07:52oh i don't know

07:53a pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is

07:57oh cute

07:58merry christmas

08:00merry christmas

08:01merry christmas

08:02merry christmas

08:03cheers and to you

08:04i didn't know you were coming for dinner

08:05oh no we're not

08:07oh johnny and moses just said you are

08:08he's well excited we don't mind do we

08:10no we don't mind

08:12brilliant idea

08:13hey merry christmas

08:17where's eve

08:18upstairs with harry

08:19doing what

08:20well i don't know do i

08:21oh

08:21oh you've got it on it it's wonderful

08:23yeah you'll fit right in it wi

08:25right come on cardi b get some of these pigs

08:27how many we feed him

08:28hey

08:38has robert come round to yours

08:40no

08:40why did he say he was gonna

08:41well he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone

08:42what at all

08:43what do you mean at all he's not going to answer it a little bit is he

08:45don't get crappy

08:46what i'm worried

08:47vick

08:48so where is he now then

08:49i don't know

08:50ffff

08:51ssh

08:52ssh

08:53ssh

08:54ssh

08:55ssh

08:56ssh

08:57ssh

08:58ssh

09:28Right, let's see who wins, ready?

09:47Oh, I won!

09:49Oh, sorry Liam.

09:50Right, come on you.

09:51Let's go sit down.

09:54Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?

09:56Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.

10:01I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.

10:03Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.

10:06What?

10:08What is back?

10:09Someone took a shot at us yesterday.

10:12Where was this?

10:13At Butler's.

10:14The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.

10:18Yeah, well, they're probably right.

10:20Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.

10:25Oh, my goodness.

10:27Do you reckon we should go and look for him?

10:28I was just going to suggest it, actually.

10:30No, hang on, hang on.

10:31Where are you even going to look?

10:32I don't know.

10:32We can't just sit here.

10:34Maybe you should call the police?

10:35And say what?

10:36That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?

10:38Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.

10:43No Charles?

10:45He came earlier.

10:46Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.

10:51Never gets any easier, does it?

10:53Tell me about it.

10:55Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.

10:58I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.

11:00You must miss them very much.

11:03It's been so long.

11:05Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.

11:09But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.

11:15There are still days Charles and I still call his name.

11:19Give him my best.

11:27What are you doing here?

11:30I'm looking to buy a new carpet.

11:35So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.

11:41Looks like you've already started that.

11:46Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.

11:50Thanks.

11:51I miss him.

12:06Yeah, same.

12:09I miss you.

12:12And you.

12:14Me?

12:16Mm.

12:17That's all right.

12:18It's Christmas.

12:19And?

12:20What happens at Christmas?

12:22Well, what usually happens is families fall out.

12:26We've already done that.

12:28So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?

12:33What's that?

12:34We stand around awkwardly.

12:36Not so much.

12:38And then, at some point,

12:40preferably very soon,

12:42your bags appear in the hallway at home.

12:44And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.

12:47That might work.

12:53Let the awkward standing commence.

12:57Oh, yes.

12:59Let's get some rosy.

13:00Oops.

13:01Oh, hi.

13:02What's this?

13:02Hey.

13:04I told you to wait for your dad.

13:06Are you okay?

13:10Yeah.

13:10Have you been to Nates grave?

13:13Yeah, I have, mate.

13:14Come here.

13:16Right, come on.

13:17Let's get this show on the road, then.

13:18You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.

13:21I've got to put my feet up.

13:22Old.

13:22Yeah, so old.

13:24Can't even make it to the food.

13:26Come on.

13:28Have this got opened all the presents?

13:29Er, no, not yet.

13:31Uh-huh-huh.

13:33Come on.

13:35Come on, Adia.

13:36Oh, what have you got?

13:38Yeah!

13:41What have you got?

13:41Brilliant, thank you.

13:43Hee-hee-hee.

13:44Yeah.

13:45Pass this to your brother.

13:46Oh, yeah.

13:48Oh, yeah.

13:49Oh, yeah.

13:50Oh, yeah.

13:51What have you got?

13:55Right.

13:57Hello.

13:59Come on, Bob.

13:59Hey, how are we all?

14:01Hi.

14:02Hey, how's me big man?

14:04Merry Christmas.

14:05Merry Christmas.

14:06Aw.

14:07Hello, Cain.

14:11Because it's, er, a spanner.

14:13Yeah, I get it.

14:14Merry Christmas.

14:16Hey, Merry Christmas.

14:17Aw, did you get anything nice?

14:18Well, I need to get back, too.

14:21And, who are you, mister?

14:27Yeah.

14:27It's just another day with our hands, isn't it?

14:30Not really.

14:32No.

14:33No, not really.

14:33No, come here.

14:37Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?

14:41Have a good time.

14:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.

14:43So, what are we going to do, then?

14:44Have a good time.

14:46Nailed it.

14:47Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?

14:51Control, Gary.

14:53Right, come on in.

14:55Brought you some company.

14:57Thanks.

14:57It's...

14:58A lot.

15:01I really appreciate this.

15:03I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.

15:07Oh, happy birthday.

15:09Hope we're not imposing too much.

15:11How much is too much?

15:12Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.

15:16Kim, sit down, get comfy.

15:18Oh, thanks.

15:19And you guys.

15:20Get on the, er, set-y.

15:21Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.

15:24Yeah, no worries.

15:25Has Billy got the kids?

15:26Yeah.

15:27Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.

15:30Kim Tate's sat here.

15:31Ah, well, I've got a box of them.

15:33I'll bring you one.

15:34Really?

15:35A nose hat.

15:36Oh, right.

15:37Jokes.

15:39Er, drinks.

15:41Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.

15:43Merry Christmas.

15:45Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,

15:46but it's only really for people joining family.

15:49Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine

15:53from weather-resistant footwear.

15:55I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.

15:58Will this do?

15:59Oh.

16:01My absolute favourite.

16:09Merry Christmas.

16:09Happy Christmas.

16:11Greetings.

16:13Oh, Merry Christmas.

16:14Merry Christmas and all that.

16:17Where's your dad and the kids?

16:18Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.

16:21Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.

16:22Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.

16:25I thought I heard an entrance.

16:27Oh, Merry Christmas.

16:28This do you?

16:29Um, have you two met properly?

16:31Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.

16:33No, formally I meant.

16:36Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?

16:39Well, I've heard a lot about you.

16:40Oh, really?

16:42No, but, er, you make a good coffee.

16:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

16:46Not been bigging me up, then?

16:47I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.

16:50Oh.

16:51In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.

16:54Well, I'll settle for that.

17:02Hey!

17:03Excuse me.

17:04Wow.

17:05You've finished already.

17:07I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.

17:09Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.

17:11Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.

17:14Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?

17:17Pre-planned.

17:18Promise.

17:19But, er, I might see you later.

17:21It's all right.

17:21Sorry.

17:23Right then.

17:25What, er, what we're drinking to?

17:28Business as usual.

17:29Business as usual.

17:31Er, can I just check?

17:33Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?

17:37Because I want to make it very clear that I am.

17:41Oh, you beggar.

17:43You have us going, then.

17:46Hey, Sam.

17:47Hmm?

17:48What?

17:50No.

17:51What?

17:52Sure.

17:54Won't what?

17:55Drink from the welly.

17:57Drink from the welly.

17:59Drink from the welly.

18:01This is getting weird.

18:04Drink from the welly.

18:05Drink from the welly.

18:07Drink from the welly.

18:09Drink from the welly.

18:12Drink from the welly.

18:13No, no, no, no.

18:15Ooh!

18:17Hey!

18:19Still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.

18:21Oh, imagine my devastation.

18:23Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,

18:27but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?

18:30I thought you just kept corpses in that.

18:32Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.

18:34OK, I'll come with you.

18:35Can I choose some or not?

18:36Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.

18:40Is that a yes or a no?

18:41Come on, Sam.

18:42It's all right, Sam.

18:44It's all right.

18:45Nothing with dust on.

18:48I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?

18:53Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.

18:57But time to time, not all the time.

19:00Noted.

19:02You know, you're lucky.

19:05I know.

19:06And Sam is extremely lucky.

19:08I don't know about that.

19:10Yes, you do.

19:11He looks after me.

19:13Well, I'm glad to hear it.

19:17Would you mind if I looked after you two?

19:20What do you mean?

19:22Oh, like, say...

19:25You still inheriting Home Farm?

19:27Have you forgotten how to count?

19:36I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.

19:40Do you know who's in that?

19:41Nelson Mandela.

19:42Taylor Swift.

19:43Right, come on.

19:44Let's go look for him.

19:45Chas, can you watch Harry?

19:46No need.

19:47But he's about to turn six, not six...

19:49Finally!

19:50You knew I was nipping out.

19:52And where have you been getting your phone fixed?

19:54I've been calling you.

19:55What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?

19:57It's been longer than that.

19:58Well, it must have been on silent.

20:00Sorry.

20:01Well, it's just...

20:02We thought, you know...

20:03Kev had got you.

20:04Told us about it yesterday.

20:05What?

20:06No, no.

20:07Don't worry about that.

20:08Done with that madman interfering with our lives.

20:10Hello, hello!

20:11Hey!

20:12Festive greetings.

20:13Oh, hiya.

20:14Merry Christmas.

20:15I thought you were off seeing Steph.

20:16Nana's tomorrow.

20:17Are we alright?

20:18Yes, don't worry.

20:19The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.

20:22She caught you in that sparkly dress again.

20:24You wish.

20:25Oh, you come bearing gifts.

20:26How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?

20:28Because what's the point?

20:30It's Christmas.

20:32Relax.

20:40It looks like he's hurt.

20:42There's any remnants.

20:43That's my thing!

20:44I think all the survival work continues to happen.

20:45You, Stevie, are 잘 perfectly ciao.

20:46Thinga!

20:47Everyrophya die!

20:49Do you need to put your power over the Arrgg растх?

20:52Hmm.

20:53Doug's back.

20:54Run big.

20:55Oh, yeah.

20:56I think we're ignoring flavors.

20:57Until you want too.

20:58stakeholders.

20:59What, are you ok?

21:00ules will live.

21:01I have stopped pretending to look forward in luck.

21:04But what do you know?!

21:06Do you miss procrastinate

21:09So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?

21:17Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.

21:24And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.

21:32Do they?

21:33Thoughts to catch it.

21:39Oh, right.

21:43And now what?

21:46Eat it, Bo.

21:47Put it on your heart.

21:50Sweet, sweet!

21:54Nice fit, mate.

21:55A counterfeit.

21:57Thanks for these. They're great.

21:59You're welcome, babe.

22:00So, are you like our granddad?

22:02Granddad.

22:03Now you two are married.

22:06Is that okay?

22:08Doesn't make a difference.

22:11Oh!

22:12Banger!

22:14Oh, there she goes.

22:21Yes, kid!

22:22No, kid!

22:26Hey, where are you going?

22:27Quiet Christmas, you said.

22:28Right, come on, you, let's go.

22:29Bring that with you.

22:30Okay, see you later, take care.

22:31Bye!

22:32Bye!

22:33Bye!

22:40Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.

22:42Are the other two joining us any time soon?

22:44I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?

22:46At all?

22:47Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.

22:51I've got a little something for you.

22:54Dylan!

22:55Are you a guest?

22:56All right, everyone.

22:57Merry Christmas.

22:58You said you couldn't get out of hospital.

23:00Yeah, I lied.

23:01I'm out.

23:02How are you feeling, sweetheart?

23:03Better for seeing this one.

23:04Well, it's been so long.

23:05You okay?

23:06Hello.

23:07Come here.

23:08I love you.

23:09Gonna be all right, aren't we?

23:10Yeah.

23:11Where's Eve?

23:12With Chas.

23:13Where's your mum?

23:14With Charles and Claudette.

23:15Oh, she's blowing you out, have she?

23:16Yeah, that's it.

23:17At least you know who your parent is.

23:19Sorry.

23:20Oh, I thought it'd be ill.

23:21Oh, you too.

23:22Oh God.

23:23When I was over, I thought it was here before that.

23:24Oh, she's blown you out.

23:25Oh, shit.

23:26Yeah, that's it.

23:27At least you know who your parent is.

23:29Sorry.

23:30I've got to be a wise. It's Christmas Day, I think.

24:00What the ladybird heard? No, what the ladybird heard next? Well, that's the only two books

24:18you've ever read. The Godfather, that's a book. No, no, no, we have to wait for how many words

24:24first. Two, three, four words. That's barely a headline. That's how many words are in the

24:31title. Fifty Shades of Grey. Well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging me. No, Grey, he's

24:38going to give us some clues, all right. You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York

24:43and had not a clue what was going on. Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference. Anyway,

24:47you Ray knows plenty about Christmas. Show him your bracelet. No, no, no, we're playing

24:52a game. Ooh, fancy. What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency? Oh, nothing that lucrative.

24:59Lucrative enough? I had nothing better to spend my money on. Oh, thanks. No, I didn't look

25:04at that. Oh, no, don't battle now. I'm really offended. Look, this is going to take all day.

25:09I'm going to give you a verbal clue. It's what I want to do to Nicola, sometimes. Sexy time.

25:14Oh, no, not on a Thursday. Hang on, I know it. Tequila Mockingbird.

25:21You got it. You got it. You got it. Funny man. Wait till you're asleep and see what

25:27happens to your face. Right, come and get another drink. And then I'm telling you, everything

25:31you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year. Is this too much? This is the best

25:37Christmas ever. Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad. Well,

25:41play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, decent

25:54that one. Thank you for your effusive praise. Hey, hey, so I've got you one more present.

26:01Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready? Go on. Eh? Yeah. We used

26:10to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we? I mean, literally, I think

26:14we went through about four of them. I had to buy a new one every other Christmas. And

26:17how did you manage that? Well, I used to... I found it very tense. I used to snap the

26:21little plastic doors. Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.

26:25I did not. Always. Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions. Does yours look like it

26:30could ride a horse? Yeah, I won every time. Ridiculously. So we're playing then or what?

26:35Well, that sounds dangerous. Yeah, and it's only for two players. There's only two pla...

26:39Look, we can team up. We can take turns. I just... I feel really lucky to be having

26:46this Christmas after where we were last year, and this would just be the icing on the cake.

26:51Indulge your old dad. Fine. Yeah? We'll play at the table. So you can turn it over

26:56and you lose. There's pudding. Hello? I'm coming. Things are gonna be okay. Do you know that? Yeah, I do.

27:23It's me. Promise me you'll leave my family alone. Okay. Then I'll do it. I'll come with you.

27:45I'll come with you.

27:48Good ball.

27:49Good ball.

27:50Yeah!

27:51Oh, yeah!

27:52And it's from the one.

27:53Right.

27:54For the game, it's from the one.

27:56Yeah, that's it.

27:57Here we go.

27:58There we go.

28:00Here we go.

28:01Come on, man.

28:02Come on.

28:03Here we go.

28:04Here we go.

28:05Here we go.

28:06Here we go.

28:07What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks. Do you want a soft drink?

28:17Oh, I do.

28:18It's pretty good, that man.

28:20I can't believe you lost.

28:22Are they beetroot?

28:23Wow.

28:24I don't know.

28:25Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?

28:27Oh, yeah.

28:28No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.

28:31Why?

28:32Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.

28:35It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.

28:37I know a game I can play.

28:39Go on, then.

28:41Let's play Truth or Dare.

28:46Oh, nah.

28:48That's well boring.

28:49And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...

28:51So, you book the trend then, Charity.

28:54Go Truth.

28:56Ooh.

28:57Anyone want another drink?

28:58Mm.

28:59Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.

29:01Or, I've got another one.

29:02Oh, this is a really good one.

29:04Never Have I Ever.

29:06Shall we play that?

29:07Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?

29:10Never Have I Ever.

29:12Ooh.

29:13Let's think, what shall I go with?

29:15Never Have I Ever.

29:16Come on.

29:17Never Have I Ever.

29:19Ripped by anyone's head off their shoulders, please.

29:22Do you know what?

29:23The night is yet young.

29:24Come on.

29:25Have I Ever?

29:26Never Have You Ever been this drunk, like, cat.

29:28It's out.

29:29Oh, my God.

29:30Oh, my God.

29:31Oh, my God.

29:42Come on then.

29:44Who are ya?

29:45My wife's done this.

29:47And have you lost your tongue?

29:49Oh, no.

29:50Wait, that's right, not yet you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.

29:56Well, that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position.

30:26You know, I know who you are.

30:31Yeah.

30:32Saved on introductions.

30:34Johnny Psycho, the murderer.

30:36Not true.

30:38Hmm.

30:39That kid wraps himself up in South Pole and jumps in the lake, did he?

30:43Show some respect.

30:45That kid had a name.

30:47Neat.

30:49And his death was an accident.

30:51Right.

30:52Well, I'll be worried. Nobody hates you, then.

30:54Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.

30:59Not very popular, are you?

31:11Truth be told, I made some mistakes.

31:15I let things slip.

31:17But now I'm going to make up for it.

31:20The storm's coming.

31:23Not literally, idiot.

31:28Rude.

31:30You caused a bitter one, though, didn't you?

31:35What, with your little siege?

31:37Yeah, I read all about that in the news.

31:39Sword.

31:40Very, er...

31:41Very visually arresting.

31:45Not quite as effective as a bullet, though.

31:47I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.

31:52Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.

31:59No, I was so wrong about you.

32:01You're completely mentally stable.

32:03Aaron really does not know what he's missing.

32:06Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.

32:08He knows where his future lies.

32:11But there's a bit of work to be done first, though.

32:14Because this is your little squat, is it?

32:17I like what you've done with the place.

32:19Well, I see.

32:21Yours, it's, er...

32:22It's mine, now.

32:24Hmm.

32:25Well, it suits you.

32:28Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.

32:31Because that's where you're ending up.

32:33I'm ending up with Aaron.

32:36Together, like we are meant to be.

32:38Happy.

32:39Content.

32:40And committed to each other.

32:43With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.

32:45By anyone ever again.

32:48Tell me one thing the coming clean will achieve.

32:51I'll tell you two.

32:52She'll know the truth.

32:54Jacob will know the truth.

32:55And also Mac will know the truth.

32:56And yeah, I know that's three.

32:57I've had a drink.

32:58Sue me.

32:59Oh, no.

33:00Beautiful speech, Vanessa.

33:01Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?

33:06Feels like that's your job, don't you think?

33:08No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just...

33:11If they just...

33:12If they just lie to her for the rest of her life.

33:14She's never gonna forgive me for this, and you know that.

33:21Mmm.

33:22Fair for that, Liam.

33:23You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.

33:27Oh!

33:28Well, it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.

33:38Kindred spirits.

33:39Oh, cute.

33:40I am actually, yeah.

33:41Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas Day?

33:44Is that where you've been?

33:46Oh, sorry, is this a private party?

33:55Doesn't have to be. Sit down.

33:57We didn't want to intrude.

33:58No, no, no. Not at all.

34:00It's Mary not with you.

34:01No, she's a...

34:02She's a very keen Scrabble player.

34:04Very keen.

34:05And serious.

34:07We didn't lie to her.

34:09I said I wanted to check on Kevin.

34:11Oh.

34:12To see if he'd checked in with you at all.

34:14Has he?

34:15No.

34:16I got a card.

34:17Just said Kay.

34:19I know what he's done.

34:21But no one should be alone at this time if you...

34:23Do you want a drink?

34:24Ooh.

34:25I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.

34:28I'm not.

34:29I'm Randy on Shandy.

34:31I'll have a Shandy.

34:33No.

34:34Just joking.

34:35Or am I?

34:36Cheers, everyone.

34:39Well, just hang on a sec.

34:41I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.

34:49Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.

34:51It's good.

34:52It's very good.

34:53I just...

34:55I just wanted to say...

34:57This year's been a bit...

34:59Well, I mean, even by our standards, it's er...

35:02It's been a weird one.

35:04It's been hard, mostly.

35:07And very hard.

35:09Sometimes.

35:11And scary.

35:15And...

35:16It's been sad.

35:19But it's also been...

35:24Amazing.

35:26And although you...

35:28Most of you are...

35:29A pain in the backside.

35:32Erm...

35:33You're family.

35:34We're family.

35:35And...

35:36I'm glad we've got each other.

35:40So, you know...

35:41Merry Christmas.

35:42Merry Christmas.

35:43Merry Christmas.

35:44Merry Christmas.

35:45Merry Christmas.

35:46Merry Christmas.

35:47Merry Christmas.

35:48Merry Christmas.

35:50Merry Christmas.

35:51My family.

35:52Well...

35:53And you.

35:55Sarah wants this baby so much.

35:57No, she wants her baby so much.

36:00And this isn't that.

36:02You got pregnant by your husband.

36:04Your husband.

36:05Your husband.

36:06Who's already had one child ripped out of his life.

36:09And...

36:10And despite your age-defying lady bits, isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.

36:15Charity, it's just...

36:16It's so wrong on so many levels.

36:19Do you know what else it is?

36:21None of my business.

36:23Bingo.

36:24So, do you know what I'm gonna do?

36:25Right now.

36:26I'm gonna go home.

36:27And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.

36:30Preferably without shouting your mouth off.

36:50Merry Christmas.

36:51Merry Christmas.

36:52Merry Christmas.

36:53Right.

36:54Torch is on.

36:55Okay.

36:56Let's go see Grandad.

36:57Do you want it?

36:58We'll swap.

37:00Bye.

37:01Bit of bit quiet on the way over here.

37:04You been thinking about your mum?

37:07Always.

37:08I didn't even get to buy her a present.

37:10Oh, yeah.

37:11I'll never get to buy her a present again.

37:14Oh, yeah.

37:15I'll never get to buy her a present again.

37:18Oh, yeah.

37:19I'll never get to buy her a present again.

37:23Ka-ching.

37:28What are we doing?

37:29Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?

37:33Look at that.

37:34What's this?

37:43This is a lot of hard work.

37:46So you up for it?

37:48Me?

37:49Why?

37:50Because this is your car.

37:51Merry Christmas, son.

37:52Are you actually mine?

37:53I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.

37:54Okay.

37:55Well, it won't be when we're finished, though.

37:56Because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.

38:08Three years.

38:09What?

38:10Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.

38:14So you up for it or what?

38:15Yeah, definitely.

38:16Definitely.

38:17You are going to go.

38:18I will do something like this here with you.

38:20Let's go for it.

38:21We'll go for it.

38:22We can do something like that.

38:23We will go for it.

38:24You're also going for it.

38:25I hope you are going for it.

38:26You're in the middle of the wall.

38:27It is already 100 times.

38:28It has 18 times.

38:29It is a real time.

38:30It is not.

38:31You're not going for it.

38:32It's a round of a deal.

38:33Like I didn't exist.

39:03Can you stop walking into me, please?

39:29Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?

39:32Absolutely. 110%.

39:34Oh, no. Don't be that person.

39:36What person?

39:38The butcherer of percentages.

39:40Butcherer is not a word.

39:43Yes, it is.

39:44What's it mean then?

39:46Someone who butchers.

39:49It's just a butcher.

39:51Are you going to open the door then or what?

39:53You've got the keys.

39:54Oh, you've got the keys?

39:55You've got the keys in your hand right now.

39:57Oh!

39:59I think I might be a bit drunk.

40:01Yeah, well, you're stone cold sober compared to Aron.

40:03Do you think you're still asleep?

40:05Oh, yeah.

40:07You were flat out in that back room all night.

40:09Right.

40:11Hush!

40:13Hush!

40:14Where have you been?

40:19Out.

40:20Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.

40:24Where'd you go?

40:25I went for a walk.

40:27Oh, right.

40:29Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.

40:37So, not an easy day then.

40:41Oh, it's been fun.

40:43Where is everyone?

40:45Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.

40:47Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and...

40:52Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.

40:57We are alone.

41:00For once.

41:03Do you want to take advantage?

41:04Mm-hmm.

41:06And we're good.

41:08We're great.

41:11Come on then.

41:37Hey!

41:38Glad tidings running off!

41:39Oh, back out of your boat!

41:41Hold up!

41:42Yay!

42:07That's better.

42:23That's better.

42:35Big day.

42:36Hey.

42:37Big year.

42:40I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...

42:44Hey, I'll go and check.

42:45Won't be sick.

43:06Hey, he's fine.

43:07He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:08That's his problem.

43:09He's fine.

43:10He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:11That's his problem.

43:12So many people care about you, but...

43:13Not one of them, as much as I do.

43:142025 has been the best year.

43:15Yeah, he's fine.

43:16He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:17That's his problem.

43:18Yeah, he's fine.

43:19Yeah, he's fine.

43:20He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:21That's his problem.

43:22Yeah, he's fine.

43:23He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:24He won't be tomorrow, but, er...

43:25That's his problem.

43:26What's his problem?

43:35So many people care about you, but...

43:38Not one of them, as much as I do.

43:432025 has been a shocking year, but...

43:4726, no.

43:50That is going to be the best year ever.

43:53Because you and me...

43:55We're going to be together.

43:58No matter what.

44:22Liberal Arts

44:27Pottery лет

44:29But we are right now.

44:31For this year, we'll be...

44:34We're going to be together.

44:37For everyone, as much as I do...

44:39We haven't been together.

44:40For everyone, I believe we haven't.

44:43LAUGHTER

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