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00:00I wish dad could see this it would take such a load off his mind so what are your orders
00:14hmm you're a clause you give the orders yeah oh I'm just happy being an elf really you know just
00:23just part of it all do you want to order me to go through the cat flap oh um yes that's a great idea
00:31do you want to tell me to let you in brilliant thank you briny
00:37do you want to click the alarm definitely yes
00:53is this your first time
01:23ready
01:49he likes these slippers even more than you do
01:58happy christmas
02:06when you put the address into the hall what did you see a list of trillus I just clicked on the first
02:15one which was not trillu England we're in the wrong trillu
02:20what's going on they've been watching us they've seen the evening it's just like last time
02:34governments tonight are waking to news of a ufo traveling around the globe at incredible speed
02:38that's us the clearest sighting was at this tractor dealership in Idaho had eyeballs on its feet
02:44and a pointy little head it asked me for a sign we're on the news and from the trail left in
02:50Toronto these beings do not appear to be friendly I'm rebooting we are online sir this is ATC solid
02:57it's gone black over mexico this thing's going faster than anything we know of
03:09no the herd is now in Mozambique's airspace threatening the fragile peace between the two nations
03:15two billion items delivered and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow and now we have lost 80% of our data
03:23no no we have 18 pulse data reservoirs of a trillion terabytes sorry auto save was off
03:29shall I slap him sir quite hard sir there's a polar bear on level six sir why is arthur out there
03:37he missed one a nipper I mean four seven seven eight five p x k
03:44sir we've got something bryony shall flee it's her foho
03:52we can still get there we just have to go faster higher you chased your tube
04:01I'm not going anywhere I'm not here I've taken myself in
04:06leave me alone it's that terrible night all over again
04:10what night last time I took Evie for a spin I didn't know it was the cuban missile crisis
04:16I nearly started world war three
04:18hold down someone has to drive
04:22what
04:24oh no
04:26Ben sir uh Ben sir come back
04:28Ryan A
04:31get here
04:38boy that's me new hip
04:40please I'll read you Gwen's letter
04:43stone deaf I'm 136
04:45what's that
04:46it's Steve
04:47Steve
04:48tell him I'm not here
04:50Grand Santa says he's not here
04:52hi
04:53I'm looking for a missing relic
04:55Steve three words
04:56is the first one help
04:58yes you can help us Steve
04:59it was him
05:00trusty the madman he forced me to come
05:03elf back me up if you want a career
05:04I forced you
05:06you see look what did you want Grand Santa
05:08let me guess
05:09hmm a picture of you in the sleigh delivering a gift to show me how it's really done
05:15no
05:15you know the picture they'll have tomorrow
05:17you led away in handcuffs
05:19the Santa who was seen
05:21by everybody on earth
05:22the Santa who ruined Christmas
05:25ruined it
05:26we'll fix this Steve
05:27we'll be back home in the wobble of a reindeer's buttocks
05:30and and Evie can go back in must balls
05:32you can forget she ever existed
05:34you can't just go home
05:36what about Gwen
05:37Gwen
05:38for that you'd threaten my whole operation
05:40Steve you said if there was any way to get there you would
05:44well this is it
05:45look the old sleigh's perfect
05:47ah right
05:48well anyway it goes really fast
05:50even with bits missing
05:52and we've got quite a few reindeer left
05:54and if I'm sick again
05:55I could be sick in a bag
05:57I'll wrap in one
05:58we can help them sir
06:00no one missed sir
06:01all correct presents
06:02present and correct sir
06:03if you help us Steve
06:06we can do it
06:07Grand Santa and Arthur would be the heroes of the night sir
06:16come home now
06:21if we all just gave in to Christmas spirit
06:24there'd be chaos
06:25we're on our way Steve
06:26no
06:27Santa will want us to get to Gwen
06:30ask him
06:31please
06:32Arthur
06:33this is dad we're talking about
06:36there was a time when he cared about every last gift tag
06:40but now he just wants to be loved
06:42and get some rest
06:44no
06:45he's lying awake worrying his beard off about Gwen
06:49ho ho ho
06:52off to the land of Nod
06:54please do not disturb until December 26th
06:57set it down
06:58yes Malcolm
06:58press the record
06:59no
07:02Santa's the most caring man in the world
07:06so why are you here
07:08not him
07:09don't leave me Arthur
07:21poor old man and his reindeer on our own at Christmas
07:27at least have the decency to finish us off with a rock
07:43and there's no
07:48I don't want to go
07:49because of Tricely and his reindeer on our island
07:51I can take a look
07:53so I'm happy about my time
07:55even though he wants to get the dead
07:57and I'm happy about where she wants to get the dead
07:59so I can take a look
08:00and run away
08:01no
08:01I can take a look
08:03ticely
08:04Whatever
08:04I can take a look
08:06and I can take a look
08:07and take a look
08:08thatian
08:08I can take
08:10and take a look
08:10and take a look
08:11and take a look
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