Arriving In the States ｜ Coming To America

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00:01Are you sure you guys want to go to Queens?

00:04A couple rich fellas like you should be in Manhattan.

00:07This ain't the Waldorf or the palace.

00:09The palace sounds good. Take us there.

00:11No. I want Queens.

00:13And we're not rich. We're ordinary African students.

00:17Whatever you say, pal.

00:20What part of Queens do you want?

00:23Take us to the most common part.

00:26That's easy.

00:28There's one thing Queens has got a lot of.

00:30It's common parts.

00:34What does dumb fuck mean?

00:58They're shooting up for you.

01:00Yes, but it's perfect.

01:04They're shooting up for you.

01:08Yes, but it's perfect.

01:10It's perfect.

01:12It's perfect.

01:14It's perfect.

01:16The

01:31Fascinating.

01:49Simi, look at this.

01:54America is great indeed.

01:56Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets.

02:00You must be out of your goddamn mind.

02:02You crazy!

02:04You crazy!

02:05I am not crazy.

02:06Listen, real Americans.

02:09Five of pounds, Sugar Ray Robinson the greatest fighter ever lived.

02:12Oh, come on, man, what about Joe Louis?

02:14The Brown Bomber.

02:16Now that was a great boxer.

02:18You damn right.

02:19I suppose nobody in here ever heard of Cassius Clay.

02:23We got a point, Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker.

02:25Hey, I ain't saying Clay ain't bad.

02:27I'm just saying I'll stop liking Cassius Clay.

02:29What's changed his name to Muhammad Ali?

02:31What kind of shit is that?

02:32Wait a second.

02:33Wait a second.

02:34A man has the right to change his name to whatever he wants to change it to.

02:39And if a man wants to be called Muhammad Ali, goddammit, this is a free country.

02:45You should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammad Ali.

02:49His mama named Clay.

02:50I'm gonna call him Clay.

02:51Mm-hmm.

02:52That's right.

02:53I say Clay.

02:54Get out of here.

02:55Ha, ha, ha.

02:56That's right.

02:57That's right.

02:58He gonna always be Clay to me.

02:59I don't give a fuck what he changed his name to.

03:00He is Clay.

03:01He Clay to me.

03:02I say Clay.

03:03Well, then you're a putz.

03:04The three of you.

03:05Three putzes.

03:06You should change the name outside from Mighty Sharp to the Three Putzes.

03:10Okay, now what the fuck do you want?

03:24We desire a room.

03:27You better not be wasting my time.

03:28You got money.

03:33Come on in, gentlemen.

03:35Excuse me if I was brus, but sometimes we get boo-boos in here without a dollar to their

03:49name.

03:50But obviously you, gentlemen, came in on another boat.

03:54We seek meager accommodations.

03:57Excuse me?

03:58We require a room that is very poor.

04:00Hey, Stu.

04:06Your rent's due, motherfucker.

04:08And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me, you hear?

04:11Are you conscious?

04:12Shoot.

04:13I'm not the same damn thing.

04:15I'll tell you the truth.

04:25Get the pedal off!

04:26Get the pedal off!

04:27Get the pedal off!

04:28Get the pedal off!

04:29Get the pedal off!

04:30Get the pedal off!

04:31Get the pedal off!

04:32Get the pedal off!

04:33Get the pedal off!

04:34All right, here we are.

04:36There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it.

04:45A little bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa, you're used to that.

04:52And another thing, don't use the elevator.

04:54It's a death trap.

04:56Now this is the place that I was telling you about.

04:58It's real fucked up.

05:00Got just one window facing a brick wall.

05:03Used to rent it to a blind man.

05:05Damn shame what they did to that dog.

05:15We will take the room.

05:20We will take the room.

05:21Yes.

05:22Behold, Simi.

05:23Life.

05:24Real life.

05:25A thing that we have been denied for far too long.

05:32Good morning, my neighbors!

05:33And fuck you!

05:34Yes!

05:35Yes!

05:36Fuck you too!

05:37Yes!

05:38Yes!

05:39Yes!

05:40Yes!

05:41Fuck you too!

05:43You?

05:47No!

05:48Yes!

05:49Shut up, I ordin.

05:50And if I remember, I'm going to sleep a day.

05:51I'm going to sleep a night and then no one forever aired.

05:52Thank you, I don't remember, my brother.

05:55I'm going to sleep at home night.

05:56I'm going to sleep at night.

05:57I'm going to sleep.

05:59I'm falling asleep.

06:00Now you're watching my early dinner and I

06:02just one minute ones.

06:03I'm being stuck.

06:04Let me sit here.

06:06Johnny.

06:07Get back.

06:08He was s nonprofit.

06:09He was turning down right.

06:10How did you go?

06:11I'm beginning to suspect that these are the people

06:22that have stolen our luggage.

06:30Yo, you want to buy some toothbrushes, man?

06:32This some real fly personal hygiene equipment I got here,

06:35man, and I got a hell of a hair dryer over here, too.

06:37Check it out.

06:38Thief!

06:39Stop, thief!

06:41Come back, thief!

06:42Simi, Simi, let him go.

06:43But those things belong to us.

06:45Yeah, we're well rid of those material things.

06:47Let them wear our princely robes.

06:49We're in New York now.

06:51Let us dress as New Yorkers.

06:59I feel like a complete idiot.

07:01Oh, do not be ridiculous.

07:04You know, you can be all the things

07:07you always wanted to be beautiful, sexy?

07:14Easy as one, two, three.

07:16Just let your soul glow.

07:20Just let it shine through.

07:23Just let your soul glow, baby.

07:27Feeling oh so silky smooth.

07:30Just let it shine through.

07:32Yeah, just let your soul glow.

07:37Woo-hoo!

07:38Song glow.

07:39You must be out of your goddamn mind.

07:40Joe Lewis, the greatest boxer there ever lived.

07:41I'll be with you boys in a minute.

07:42He was bad at Captain Clay.

07:43He's bad at Sugar Ray.

07:44He's bad at that.

07:45Who that?

07:46The new boy he got.

07:47Mike Tyson looked like a bulldog.

07:48He's bad at him, too.

07:49He's a whip Mike Tyson there.

07:50He whip all their asses.

07:51What about Rocky Marciano?

07:52Oh, there they go.

07:53There they go.

07:54Every time I start talking about boxing,

07:55a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass.

07:57That's they won.

07:58That's they won.

07:59Rocky Marciano.

08:00Rocky Marciano.

08:01Let me tell you something wonderful.

08:02Rocky Marciano was good.

08:03But compared to Joe Lewis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

08:05You know, he was bad at Captain Clay.

08:06He was bad at Captain Clay.

08:07He was bad at Captain Clay.

08:08He was bad at Captain Clay.

08:09He was bad at Captain Clay.

08:10He was bad at Sugar Ray.

08:11He was bad at that.

08:12Who that?

08:13The new boy he got?

08:14Mike Tyson looked like a bulldog.

08:15He was bad at him too.

08:16He was bad at Captain Clay.

08:17Rocky Marciano was good.

08:18But compared to Joe Lewis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

08:22He bit Joe Lewis his ass.

08:24That's right.

08:25He did whoop Joe Lewis' ass.

08:27Joe Lewis was 75 years old when they fought.

08:29I don't know how old he was, but he got an ass whoop.

08:31Joe Lewis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano.

08:34The man was 76 years old.

08:36Joe Lewis always lied about his age.

08:37He lied about his age all the time.

08:38One time, Frank Sinatra comes out here and sat down in this chair.

08:41And I said, Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis just between me and you.

08:43How old is Joe Lewis?

08:44You know what Frank told me?

08:45He said, hey, Joe Lewis 137 years old.

08:48137 years old.

08:49Oh, man.

08:50You ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.

08:54Fuck you.

08:55Fuck you and fuck you.

08:57Who's next?

09:07God damn, boy.

09:08What's that?

09:09Some kind of weave or something?

09:10Well, it's just my natural hair.

09:11I have been growing it since birth.

09:13Oh, shit.

09:14What kind of chemical you got in there?

09:16I have put no chemicals.

09:17Only juices and berries.

09:19Shit.

09:20That ain't nothing but ultra-perm.

09:21Tell me how you want me to cut this.

09:26Just make it nice and neat.

09:27That'll be $8.

09:48Tell me, Simi.

09:49Honestly, how do I look?

09:51How do I look?

09:52I think it is time to find your queen.

09:56I think it is time to find your queen.

09:57Get the отдых out.

09:58I'm a girl.

09:59I'm a girl.

10:00I'm a rapper.

10:01I'm a girl.

10:02I'm a girl.

10:03I'm a girl.

10:04I'm a girl.

10:05I just need to help my daughter.

10:06I'm a girl.

10:07I'm a girl.

10:08I'm a girl.

10:09I'm a girl.

10:10I'm a girl.

10:11I'm a girl.

10:13Happy birthday.

10:14Everything is good.

10:16Isn't she a girl?

10:17It is time to find your queen.

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