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  • 6 weeks ago
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00:00Too late.
00:00Hey, what do you think y'all?
00:01I'm going to renew my license.
00:02Get in line.
00:03This is the line to renew your driver's license?
00:04No.
00:05This is the line for tickets to see Screedy Palidi.
00:07Yeah, this is the line.
00:08I thought I was going to be out here in an hour.
00:09Try three.
00:10Make that three and a half.
00:11The line was getting shorter, and so was my father's patient.
00:14What?
00:16May I help you?
00:16You got people out here.
00:17You can't just go to lunch.
00:18People have stuff to do.
00:19Why don't you come back another day?
00:20Because my license expires today.
00:22Well, then I guess you're just going to have to wait.
00:23Meanwhile, at the DMV, my father was playing the waiting game,
00:26and he was losing.
00:27Number 25.
00:28I'm here to renew my license.
00:29It expired today at 10 a.m.
00:31It is almost 2 o'clock.
00:32Yeah, but I've been standing in line since 7.45 a.m.
00:35Are you one of those people that likes to wait until the last minute to pay?
00:37No, I'm one of those people who likes to wait until the last four hours and 15 minutes to pay.
00:41Right after you take your written test.
00:43I know the rules of the road.
00:44They were his rules.
00:45Back at the DMV, my father was DOA.
00:47I'm sorry, sir.
00:48You failed.
00:48B limited in school zone is 25, not 50.
00:51Not if he's late.
00:51Fine.
00:52I'll do it again.
00:52You got to get in line, get a number, wait for that number to be called, drive safely.
00:57Oh, you don't pay me?
00:57That's the line to go pay.
01:00Hey, baby.
01:01Where you been all?
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