00:00Let me in! I have 85 rooms at this hotel!
00:14It's me! I'm Reginald Laladeen! I lost my beard!
00:18You don't get a pass, you don't get it.
00:20But I'm staying here! I paid $20 for the fucking internet!
00:23How much do you charge for assassinations?
00:30You don't let me go like this!
00:37Why do you charge for assassinations?
00:44Why is this happening to me?
00:50All I ever did was steal my country's wealth
00:54and execute anybody who did not agree with me
00:57and many who did.
00:59Why me?
01:01Why is it always the good guys?
01:04Why?
01:11Nathal?
01:13Nathalaaa..
01:25Nathal Asha
01:26Nathal
01:29Nathala
01:34Welcome to the Death to Aladin restaurant.
02:01Wait, you look very familiar. Do I know you?
02:08Sorry. So sorry, Supreme Leader.
02:12Don't worry, I'm 50% to blame.
02:16No! No! No! Supreme Leader!
02:20Definitely not. I must be going.
02:22Oh, no, no, no. Stay, please.
02:24If you hate Aladin and you like good food, this is the place for you.
02:27This way. Here we go.
02:31Enjoy it.
02:45No! No!
02:50Ahhhhh!
02:52For you!
03:07What is your name?
03:09Alison Burgers.
03:11That's a made-up name.
03:13What's your real name?
03:15I don't know.
03:18Ladis.
03:19Ladis what?
03:21Ladis Washroom.
03:26So your name is like the sign, Ladies Washroom?
03:29Oh!
03:30That is a made-up name.
03:31What is your real name?
03:33I am interested.
03:34We are interested.
03:40Employees.
03:41Employees what?
03:43Employees.
03:44Miss Washroom.
03:48That is a made-up name.
03:52Okay.
03:53What is your real name?
03:56Max.
03:57Max what?
03:59Immune Occupants EU 120.
04:04There is a number in the name.
04:07Hmm.
04:08Who are you?
04:09Aladdin sympathizer.
04:10No, no, no, no.
04:11Okay.
04:12No, no, no, no.
04:13All right.
04:14No, no, no, no.
04:15It's Aladdin.
04:16It's Aladdin.
04:17The door.
04:18Wait, wait, wait.
04:19Wait.
04:20Wait.
04:21Wait.
04:22Wait.
04:23Wait.
04:24Wait.
04:25Wait.
04:26There you are, cousin.
04:27This is my cousin.
04:28I see you have all met him.
04:29He's very simple and backwards.
04:31I'm sorry.
04:32Sorry.
04:33It's okay, sit.
04:34Okay.
04:35Sit and eat.
04:36Have a seat, cousin.
04:37I'm very sorry.
04:38My apologies.
04:39Enjoy.
04:40What are you doing here?
04:41What has happened to your beard?
04:43I've been replaced by this body double who is a total imbecile.
04:47How are you alive?
04:48How am I?
04:49Wait.
04:50You don't know.
04:52No.
04:53Every single person you had executed is still alive.
04:56We all live here in Little Widia.
04:58The executioner, he is a member of the resistance.
05:01You mean I never executed anybody?
05:03No.
05:04Like, honestly, zero people.
05:06Nadal, you must help me get back into power.
05:11What?
05:12No.
05:13Why would I do that?
05:14I have a perfectly good job here.
05:15I'm a Mac genius.
05:16Oh.
05:17What do you do?
05:19Um, mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
05:25Congratulations, leaving the American dream.
05:28Okay, fine.
05:29I will help you, on one condition.
05:31Name it.
05:32You will reinstate me as the head of nuclear research, so I can finish building my bomb.
05:36Deal.
05:37Oh.
05:38One last thing.
05:40You will let me build a round nuclear weapon.
05:43Never.
05:44It must be pointy.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:47This is-
05:48Whoa!
05:49Okay.
05:50Compromise.
05:51Conical.
05:52Round.
05:53T-shaped.
05:54Round.
05:55Okay.
05:56Okay.
05:57Deal.
05:58Deal.
05:59Deal.
06:00Tip number.
06:01Get mode.
06:05Yeah.
06:06It's easy.
06:07Part space.
06:08So be careful.
06:09Your vet is anyway.
06:10Okay.
06:11It's cool to keep it going.
06:12Okay, thanks.
06:14Bye.
06:15I'm a drinker.
06:16Let's go t's cycle.
06:17You.
06:18Out.
06:19.
06:20Yet.
06:21Need aienst.
06:22Okay.
06:23Cool.
06:24You're a drinker.
06:25Okay.
