00:00That woman just looked at you.
00:01So what? What am I supposed to do?
00:03Go talk to her.
00:04Elaine, bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents
00:09don't approach strange women.
00:12Here's your chance to try the opposite.
00:13Instead of tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to her.
00:17Yeah, I should do the opposite. I should.
00:19If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
00:24Yes, I will do the opposite.
00:26I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day.
00:30So now I will do the opposite and I will do something.
00:35Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.
00:39Oh, yes, I was. You just ordered the same exact lunch as me.
00:43My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
00:48Why shave every day? Just grows right back.
00:51I guess.
00:52I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.
00:54If those kind of superficialities are important to you, this probably isn't going to work.
00:59Hey, why can't I tell George? Did you see that?
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