Caught In the Act of Dance ｜ Mixed Nuts

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00:00I came right over.

00:07Have you seen a woman in a bad mood?

00:10She's resting behind the couch.

00:18You were very good on the phone.

00:21On the phone.

00:23I was good on the phone.

00:26Won't you sit down?

00:30My voice puts you off, doesn't it?

00:37Not at all.

00:39It doesn't suit me.

00:40In that sense, I am exactly like Kissinger.

00:44Henry Kissinger?

00:45Haven't you noticed?

00:47He has this odd little nasal voice

00:49in a pompous, fat body.

00:51Must upset the Russians terribly.

00:54I met him once.

00:56How fascinating.

01:00Not that he would remember me.

01:02No one does.

01:05I'm sure that's not true.

01:10You're very kind.

01:15Excuse me.

01:16I'm just going to...

01:19light these candles in case the, uh...

01:22It was at one of those clubs,

01:24you know, those dance clubs.

01:26You know, the kind here today, gone tomorrow.

01:28You never know where you are

01:28because when you look, poof, it's gone.

01:30Who was I with?

01:35I have no idea.

01:36When you're confused, your past is a blur.

01:39He wasn't dancing.

01:41Who?

01:43Henry Kissinger.

01:46I'm boring you, aren't I?

01:48Not in the least.

01:49I bore everyone.

01:54I'm sure that's not true.

01:56I personally find you very entertaining

01:58and informative.

02:00For example, I had no idea

02:01that Henry Kissinger went to dance clubs.

02:04Uh, perhaps you could come back some other time,

02:06say, after the new year,

02:08and we could continue our chat.

02:10I wasn't dancing, either.

02:12I have two left feet,

02:13I believe is the expression.

02:16Well, let me offer you

02:18one last piece of advice

02:19before you have to leave.

02:20Did you bring a coat or anything?

02:22Just my cape.

02:24Ah.

02:26Have you ever heard

02:27of the Greater Orange County Mambo Contest of 1968?

02:31Well, I was scared to enter it,

02:33and yet I did.

02:35And I won first prize

02:37dancing with my sister.

02:38And from that moment on,

02:39I have never worried

02:40for one second

02:41about anyone's opinion,

02:43and neither should you.

02:45You mean,

02:47you wouldn't hesitate to dance,

02:48even with me?

02:50Absolutely not.

02:52Do you have music?

02:59Come on, Catherine.

03:00Let's go to my place.

03:02Now?

03:03I have something for you.

03:09We were 14 kids in our family,

03:11so for Christmas,

03:13we each got one pair of socks.

03:16Really?

03:17Plus, we never saw our mother.

03:19Divide 14 into 24,

03:21and what do you get?

03:22Two.

03:23We each saw our mother

03:24two minutes a day.

03:25You mean two hours a day.

03:27No, I mean two minutes.

03:33My mother's always there.

03:35Always.

03:36Sometimes I wish you were dead.

03:38Oh, I shouldn't say that.

03:40I hope you don't think

03:40I'm a terrible person.

03:42No.

03:43Suppose she dies now,

03:44and it's all my fault.

03:46Close your eyes.

03:47Open them.

04:00Is that me?

04:03Oh, my goodness.

04:05Oh, Gracie.

04:07You're so talented.

04:13I have spent my whole life

04:15trying to make something

04:16out of nothing.

04:18Don't take that personally,

04:19Catherine,

04:20but just once,

04:21I'd like to have something

04:22to begin with.

04:29Christmas is such a powerful time,

04:31isn't it?

04:32Gracie, let's make a wish.

04:34Hold my hand,

04:35and we'll make a Christmas wish.

04:37Really, I mean it.

04:39I'll go first,

04:40so you won't be embarrassed.

04:42Okay.

04:43It's hard to do this,

04:44because if you say

04:45your wish out loud

04:46and it doesn't come true,

04:47it's so much worse.

04:48But here we go.

04:51I wish

04:52there was someone

04:54I cared for

04:55who cared for me.

04:58There.

05:00Look at it.

05:01Your turn.

05:05I wish for my baby

05:06to have a better life.

05:09Love.

05:10Money.

05:11I should probably

05:15get back to the office.

05:16Wait a second.

05:18Let's get some Chinese food

05:19on the way, okay?

05:21Okay.

05:21Maybe it's much

05:37too early

05:39in the game.

05:41Oh, but I thought

05:44I'd ask you

05:46just the same.

05:49What are you doing

05:51New Year's?

05:54I don't think.

05:56New Year's Eve.

06:01Is it making you nervous

06:30to dance with me?

06:31I'm not nervous at all.

06:33Made me a crazy

06:34ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.

06:38Dancing with you makes me feel all fluffy, like I was dancing on a cloud.

07:01In my line of work, I deal with all kinds of people, and none of them are what you might

07:09call conventional.

07:10And neither am I.

07:16What are you doing?

07:23You're a marvelous dancer.

07:50Philip?

08:03This is shocking.

08:06Completely shocking.

08:07I am suing you.

08:09Do you hear?

08:10For what?

08:11Withholding information, psychic stress, stupidity, and obviously improper office behavior.

08:21Mrs. Munchnick.

08:22I am calling the Los Angeles Times.

08:24I am calling the Los Angeles Times.

08:26You're going to do a hatchet job.

08:27They're going to do a puff piece on us.

08:29I may be temporarily jobless, thanks to you.

08:33But you will be jobless forever.

08:35I will see to that.

08:36I was only trying to be kind.

08:46I thought I could figure out a way.

08:48We only need $5,000 to tide us over.

08:50That is practically your annual salary.

08:53You are a failure.

08:54And I will see to it that you stay that way.

08:56Mrs. Munchnick, please.

08:57I suppose Catherine knew about this.

08:59I suppose she was in cahoots.

09:01That Catherine.

09:03She is the most devious woman that I have ever met.

09:06Catherine.

09:07Catherine is the kindest, most gentle creature on the face of the earth.

09:11Catherine wants to rip your clothes off, Philip.

09:15She does?

09:16Under that mousy exterior lies smoldering lust.

09:23Really?

09:26Catherine isn't speaking to me right now.

09:28I'm not at all surprised.

09:29But before she wasn't speaking to me, she said she would pray for a miracle.

09:32That is pathetic.

09:35Do not walk me to my car.

09:37Stay right there.

09:41Merry Christmas.

09:43Merry Christmas.

09:45And say hello to your dead sister's husband for me.

09:48My dead husband's sister, if you don't mind.

10:02great friends.

10:03All right.

10:04We have a great time.

10:06Let me see you next week.

10:07Bye bye.

10:08Amen.

10:09See you next week.

10:10Bye bye.

10:11Bye bye.

10:13Bye bye.

10:15Bye bye.

10:17Bye bye bye bye.

10:19Have fun.

10:21Bye bye bye.

10:23Bye bye.

10:26Bye bye bye.

10:27Bye bye bye.

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