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Emmerdale S54E243 Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Merry Christmas!
00:30Is it, though?
00:31Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea
00:35while you're in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was! Get your bum out here now!
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah. Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year. Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord. Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:00Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present?
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavnat.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:27Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:28Oh, I don't know, some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:31Where?
01:32Oh, God knows.
01:33Weatherfield?
01:34Not really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:37Too early?
01:38I like that you're so keen.
01:51Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:53Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:54Ho, ho, ho.
01:55We're selling for yours later.
01:56Uh-huh.
01:57Right, be late afternoon.
01:58Got a few guests here.
01:59Right, see you later.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:02And to you.
02:03I got a scooter.
02:04Yeah, same.
02:05Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:06Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:07Come on.
02:08Come on.
02:09Come on, be careful.
02:10Eh, question.
02:11How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:12Spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:13Got another one, love.
02:14Yeah, go on then.
02:15Not for me.
02:16I've actually got some, uh, to wrap off to.
02:17Okay, go on.
02:18Hi, who are you going?
02:19Let me see you.
02:20Robert, where are you going?
02:21Oh, I'm going to go.
02:22To wrap it up.
02:23You see you.
02:24We're all going to go.
02:26Wow, we'll go.
02:27And to me.
02:28Hey, what's the reason?
02:29Oh, you got a scooter.
02:30I've got a scooter.
02:31Yay!
02:32Yay!
02:33So that means that no one's safe.
02:34Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:35Come on.
02:36Come on.
02:37Oh, go on.
02:38I got a scooter.
02:39Hey, question.
02:40How come I didn't get a scooter.
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
03:02So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it. Thanks.
03:12It's just them two.
03:14Flippin' hijacking things yesterday.
03:16I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:18but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:24Oh, my God!
03:26This is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:40Yeah.
03:42What he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:54How are we?
03:56Disappointed.
03:58It was a bit, you know.
04:00It was massively out of order.
04:02And bonkers.
04:04Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:06Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:13Well, tell me at your grounds.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah.
04:17The sooner the better.
04:18I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:21The sooner the better.
04:22The sooner the better.
04:23The sooner the better.
04:24The sooner the better.
04:25The sooner the better.
04:26The sooner the better.
04:27Computer, stop.
04:28Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:31Definitely not.
04:33Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:35Computer, stop.
04:37Oh, no.
04:51Now playing Gold.
04:53Computer, stop.
04:55Or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:01Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:15Spare me the sarcasm.
05:17Wow.
05:18What did you get for Christmas?
05:19Big box feisty?
05:20I made a mistake yesterday.
05:22When I binned you off.
05:24Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:31Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself, oh, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:02So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:11What kind of horse to you?
06:12What kind of horse to you?
06:14I'm really...
06:15Good.
06:16How are you?
06:17How are you?
06:35Good, thanks.
06:40How are you, really?
06:43Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:47Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working for triple time, and get this, Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming, so he's definitely getting murdered.
07:14Do you want a drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses, and put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Oh, sorry. Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't. You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:46Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:54A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:58Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, answer you.
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:08He's well excited. We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey! Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:18Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Do you want?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got to own it. It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B. Get some of these pigs.
08:27How many we feed him?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why? Did he say he was good at it?
08:41What, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50What, what, what, what, what, what, what?
09:30Right, let's see who runs, ready?
09:47Oh, I won!
09:49Oh, sorry Liam.
09:50Right, come on you.
09:51Let's go sit down.
09:54Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:56Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:00I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:03Well you would, if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:06What?
10:08What is back?
10:09Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:12Where was this?
10:13At Butler's.
10:14The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:18Yeah, well they're probably right.
10:20Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:25Oh my goodness.
10:27Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:28I was just going to suggest it actually.
10:30No, hang on, hang on.
10:31Where are you even going to look?
10:32I don't know.
10:32We can't just sit here.
10:34Maybe you should call the police.
10:35And say what?
10:36That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:38Well I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:43No Charles?
10:44He came earlier.
10:46Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:51Never gets any easier, does it?
10:53Tell me about it.
10:55Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:58I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:00You must miss them very much.
11:03It's been so long.
11:06Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:09But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:14There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:19Give him my best.
11:27What are you doing here?
11:30I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:36So's I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:41Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations by the way.
11:48On your engagement.
11:50Thanks.
11:51Thanks.
11:51I miss him.
12:07Yeah, same.
12:09I miss you.
12:12And you.
12:14Me?
12:15It's all right.
12:17It's Christmas.
12:18It's Christmas.
12:19And?
12:20What happens at Christmas?
12:22Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:26We've already done that.
12:28So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:33What's that?
12:33Well, we stand around awkwardly, not so much, and then at some point, preferably very soon,
12:41your bags appear in the hallway at home, and it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:47That might work.
12:51Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:59Let's get some groceries.
13:00Oops.
13:01Oh, hi.
13:02Hey.
13:04I told you to wait for your dad.
13:08You OK?
13:10Yeah.
13:10Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:13Yeah, I have, mate.
13:14Me and him.
13:15Oh.
13:15Right, come on.
13:17Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:18You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:21I've got to put my feet up.
13:22Old.
13:23Yeah, so old.
13:24Can't even make it to the food.
13:26Come on.
13:28Has this got opened all the presents?
13:29Er, no, not yet.
13:31Oh, ho, ho.
13:33Come on.
13:35Come on, Adia.
13:35Oh, what have you got?
13:38Yeah.
13:41What have you got?
13:41Brilliant, thank you.
13:44Yeah.
13:44Pass this to you, brother.
13:52What have you got?
13:55Right.
13:57Hello.
13:59Come on, bro.
13:59Hey, how are we all?
14:01Hi.
14:02Hey.
14:03How's me big man?
14:04Merry Christmas.
14:05Merry Christmas.
14:06Oh.
14:07Hello, Ken.
14:11Because it's a spanner.
14:13Yeah.
14:14I'll get it.
14:14Merry Christmas.
14:16Hey, yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:17Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:18Well, I need to get back to.
14:23And?
14:25How are you, mister?
14:27Just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:30Not really.
14:32No.
14:33No, not really.
14:33No, come here.
14:34Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:41Have a good time.
14:43So what we're going to do, then?
14:44Have a good time!
14:45Have a good time!
14:46Nailed it!
14:47Right, um, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:51Control, Gary!
14:53Right, come on in.
14:55Brought you some company.
14:57Thanks.
14:59A lot.
15:00I really appreciate this.
15:03I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:07Oh, happy birthday.
15:09Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:11How much is too much?
15:12Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:16Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:18And you guys.
15:20Get on the, er, settee.
15:21Thanks, Sam, and Lydia, and Belle.
15:24Yeah, no worries.
15:25Has Billy got the kids?
15:26Yeah.
15:27Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:30Kim Tate's sat here.
15:31Well, I've got a box of them.
15:33I'll bring you one.
15:34Really?
15:35A nose.
15:36Oh, right.
15:37Jokes.
15:39Er, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:43Merry Christmas.
15:45Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:46but it's only really for people joining family.
15:49Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:53from weather-resistant footwear,
15:55I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:58Will this do?
15:59Oh.
16:01My absolute favourite.
16:09Merry Christmas.
16:09Merry Christmas.
16:10Merry Christmas.
16:10Bye-bye.
16:11Greetings.
16:13Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:14Merry Christmas and all that.
16:17Where's your dad and the kids?
16:18Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:21Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:23Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:25I thought I heard an entrance.
16:27Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:28This do you?
16:29Um, have you two met properly?
16:31Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:33No, formally I meant.
16:34Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:39Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:40Oh, really?
16:42No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:47I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:50Oh.
16:51In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:54Well, I'll settle for that.
17:02Hey!
17:03Excuse me.
17:04Wow.
17:05You've finished already.
17:07I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:09Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:11Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:14Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:17Pre-planned, promise.
17:19But, er, I might see you later.
17:21It's all right.
17:21Merry.
17:23Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Business as usual.
17:31Er, can I just check?
17:33Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:37Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:41Oh, you beggar.
17:43You had us going, then.
17:46Hey, Sam.
17:48What?
17:51No.
17:51What?
17:52It's your own.
17:54Won't what?
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:57Drink from the welly.
17:59Drink from the welly!
18:01This is getting weird!
18:03I'm uncomfortable!
18:05Drink from the welly!
18:07Drink from the welly!
18:09Drink from the welly!
18:11Drink from the welly!
18:13No! No, no, no, no!
18:15Ooooooooooooo!
18:17Yay!
18:19Still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.
18:21Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:23Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:27but would anyone care for some red wine from my salad?
18:30I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:32Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:34Okay, I'll come with you.
18:35Can I choose some or not?
18:36Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:40Is that a yes or a no?
18:41Come on, Sam.
18:43It's alright, Ives!
18:45Nothing with dust on!
18:48I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:52Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
19:00Noted.
19:02You know, you're lucky.
19:05I know.
19:06And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:08Oh, I don't know about that.
19:10Yes, you do.
19:11He looks after me.
19:13Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:15Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:19What do you mean?
19:21Oh, like, say, you still inheriting Home Farm?
19:33Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:39Do you know who's in that?
19:40Nelson Mandela.
19:41Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:45Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:46No need.
19:47But he's about to turn six, not sixty.
19:49Finally!
19:50You knew I was nipping out.
19:52And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:54I've been calling you.
19:55What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:57It's been longer than that.
19:58Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
20:00Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:02Kev had got you.
20:04Told us about it yesterday.
20:05What?
20:06No, no.
20:07Don't worry about that.
20:08Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:10Hello, hello!
20:11Hey!
20:12Festive greetings.
20:13Oh, hiya.
20:14Merry Christmas.
20:15I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:16Nana's tomorrow.
20:17Are we all right?
20:18Yes, don't worry.
20:19The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:22She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:24You wish.
20:25Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:26How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Cos what's the point?
20:31It's Christmas.
20:33Relax.
20:58So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:17Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:23And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:32Do they?
21:37Thoughts to catch it.
21:38Oh.
21:39Right.
21:43Now what?
21:44Eat it, boy.
21:45Put it on your heart.
21:46Hey!
21:47Sweet!
21:48Sweet!
21:49Woo!
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:52Thanks for these.
21:53They're great.
21:54You're welcome, babe.
21:55So, are you like our granddad?
21:56Now you two are married.
21:57Ha!
21:58Is that okay?
21:59Doesn't make a difference.
22:00Oh!
22:01Banger!
22:02Oh, there she goes!
22:03Ha!
22:04Ha!
22:05Ha!
22:06Ha!
22:07Ha!
22:08Is that okay?
22:09Doesn't make a difference.
22:10Oh!
22:11Banger!
22:12Oh, there she goes!
22:14Ha!
22:15Ha!
22:16Ha!
22:17Ha!
22:18Ha!
22:19Ha!
22:20Ha!
22:21Ha!
22:22Ha!
22:23Ha!
22:24Ha!
22:25Ha!
22:26Ha!
22:27Ha!
22:28Ha!
22:29Ha!
22:30Ha!
22:31Ha!
22:32Ha!
22:33Ha!
22:34Ha!
22:35Ha!
22:36Ha!
22:37Ha!
22:38Ha!
22:39Ha!
22:40Oh!
22:41One of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:43Are the other two joining us anytime soon?
22:44I mean, do they know it's Christmas time…?
22:46At all?
22:47Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but, yeah.
22:51Ha!
22:52Ha!
22:53Ha!
22:54Ha!
22:55Ha!
22:56Ha!
22:57All right, everyone. Merry Christmas.
22:59You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:00Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
23:01How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:02Er, better for seeing this one.
23:04Well, it's been so long.
23:07You okay?
23:09Hello.
23:10Come here. I love you.
23:11Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:13Yeah.
23:15Where's Eve?
23:16Er, with Chas. Where's your mum?
23:18She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:20Oh, has she blown you out, has she?
23:21Yeah, that's it.
23:24At least you know who your parent is.
23:28Sorry.
23:49I've got to be all right.
23:50It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:57OK.
23:58Right, I'll miss a book.
23:59Oh, this should be good.
24:00What the ladybird heard?
24:01No?
24:02What the ladybird heard next?
24:03Hmm.
24:04Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:06Oh, er, er, The Godfather. That's a book.
24:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:08We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:09Right, of course.
24:10Two, three, four words.
24:11That's barely a headline.
24:12That's how many words are in the title.
24:13Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:14Oh, well, if you start mumming now, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:15No, grey is going to give us some clues, all right?
24:16What, what?
24:17What?
24:18What?
24:19What?
24:20What?
24:21What?
24:22What?
24:23What?
24:24What?
24:25What?
24:26How many words are in the title?
24:27Oh, erm, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:28Oh, well, if you start mumming now, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:36No, Grey is going to give us some clues, all right?
24:39Right.
24:40You're, like, Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going
24:44on.
24:45Ohh!
24:46Jimmy and his's highbrow cultural reference.
24:47Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:49Show him your bracelet.
24:50No, no, show him you can make a note of the next year.
24:51Oh, we're playing a game.
24:52game who fancy what have you been doing mining cryptocurrency oh nothing that
24:58lucrative lucrative enough had nothing better to spend my money on this is
25:08gonna take all day I'm gonna give you a verbal clue it's what I want to do to
25:12Nicola sometimes sexy time oh no not on a thursday
25:18oh my god I know it um tequila mockingbird
25:21you got it funny man wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face
25:28right can we get another drink and then I'm telling you everything you're gonna be buying
25:32me for Christmas next year is this too much this is the best Christmas ever oh I don't know whether
25:39that makes me really happy or really sad well it makes me happy well play cards right and
25:45you can have another one of these next year yeah oh decent that thank you for your effusive praise
25:58hey hey so I've got you one more present well I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself but
26:04you ready go on hey yeah we used to play that to destruction when you were little didn't we I
26:14mean literally I think went through about four of them I had to buy a new one every other Christmas
26:17and how did you manage that well I used to I found it very tense I used to snap the little plastic
26:22doors yeah you used to rage quit every time you lost to seem to recall I did not always anyway
26:28she used to have such weird questions does yours look like it could ride a horse yeah I won every
26:33time ridiculously so we're playing then or what that sounds dangerous yeah and it's only for two
26:38players it's only two look we can team up we can we can take turns I just I feel really lucky to be
26:47having this Christmas after where we were last year and this would just be the icing on the cake
26:51indulge your old dad yeah we'll play the table so you can turn it over when you lose there's pudding
27:00hello hello I'm coming things gonna be okay do you know that yeah I do
27:23it's me promise me you'll leave my family alone okay then I'll do it I'll come with you
27:53what a surprise are you good at making ladies drinks do you want a soft drink oh I do
28:18I don't know why don't we play cards against decency oh yeah we can't I went and chucked them out
28:32what why because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly it's like we were living
28:37with Frankie Boyle I I know a game I can play hmm go on then let's play truth or dare
28:44oh nah that's well boring and anyway everyone chooses dares so so you book the trend then charity
28:54go truth oh anyone want another drink oh yeah yeah I'll have another one thanks um oh I've got
29:02another one oh this is a really good one never have I ever should we play that why don't we play it
29:08in a minute when you've had some fresh air darling never have I ever oh let's think what shall I
29:14go with never have I ever never have I ever ripped anyone's head off their shoulders but you know
29:22what the night is yet young come on never have I ever never gonna have you ever been this drunk
29:27never have I ever been this drunk yeah oh no wait that's right not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start
29:45well that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position
30:05you know I know who you are
30:30yeah yeah saves on introductions Johnny Psycho the murderer not true
30:38hmm that kid wrapped himself up into that ball and then jumps in the leg did he yeah
30:43he shows some respect that kid had a knee
30:47neat and his death was an accident
30:51right that would not be why nobody hates you then
30:54nobody refers to you as a massive nutter
30:58you know truth be told I made some mistakes I let things slip but now I'm gonna make up for it
31:20the storm's coming
31:23not literally idiot
31:28rude
31:30you caused a bit of one though didn't you
31:35what with your little siege
31:37yeah I read all about that in the news
31:39sword very uh
31:41very visually arresting
31:43not quite as effective as a bullet though I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday
31:52just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband
31:57no I was so wrong about you
32:01you're completely mentally stable
32:04Aaron really does not know what he's missing
32:06Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies
32:10but there's a bit of work to be done first though
32:13because this is your little squat is it
32:17I like what you've done with the place
32:19well I see
32:21yours it's uh
32:23it's mine now
32:24well
32:26it suits you
32:28just need to knock together a little paddy cell for you
32:31because that's where you're ending up
32:34I'm ending up with Aaron
32:36together like we are meant to be
32:39happy
32:39content
32:40and committed
32:41to each other
32:42with you and Robert nowhere to be seen
32:45by anyone ever again
32:46tell me one thing
32:50the coming clean will achieve
32:51I'll tell you two
32:52she'll know the truth
32:54Jacob will know the truth
32:56and also Mac will know the truth
32:57and yet I know that's three
32:58I've had a drink
32:59Sue me
32:59oh no beautiful speech Vanessa
33:01have you got another one to help Sarah
33:03pick herself up off the floor
33:05once her life's in bits
33:06feels like that's your job don't you think
33:09no it doesn't have to be anybody's job
33:11if I just
33:11if they just
33:12if they just
33:12lie to her for the rest of her life
33:14she's never gonna forgive me for this
33:16and you know that
33:17mmm
33:22better for that Liam
33:23you know I've always thought of
33:25Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games
33:26that they play at boarding school
33:27oh
33:28well it's a good thing we've finished our food
33:31before you gave us that disgusting image
33:33kindred spirits
33:39oh cute
33:41I am actually yeah
33:42do you have any idea how hard it is
33:43to find an engraved on Christmas day
33:44since that where you've been
33:45thank you
33:47oh sorry is this a
33:55private party
33:56doesn't have to be
33:57sit down
33:58we didn't want to intrude
33:59no no no not at all
34:01it's Mary not with you
34:02nah she's a
34:03she's a very keen scrabble player
34:05very keen
34:06and serious
34:08we didn't lie to her
34:10I said I wanted to check on Kevin
34:12to see if he'd checked in with you at all
34:14has he
34:15no
34:16I got a card
34:17just said Kay
34:19I know what he's done
34:22but no one should be alone at this time
34:24if you
34:24do you want a drink
34:24ooh
34:26I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles
34:28I'm not
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy
34:31I'll have a Shandy
34:34no
34:34just joking
34:35or am I
34:36cheers everyone
34:39well just hang on a sec
34:42I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself
34:49oh well that's not true but carry on
34:51it's good it's very good
34:54erm
34:54I just
34:55I just wanted to say
34:57this year's been a bit
34:59well I mean even by our standards
35:00it's er
35:01it's been a weird one
35:04it's been hard
35:07mostly
35:07and very hard
35:09sometimes
35:11and scary
35:15and
35:17it's been sad
35:19but it's also been
35:24amazing
35:26and although you
35:28most of you are
35:30a pain in the backside
35:33erm
35:34you're family
35:35we're family
35:37and
35:38I'm glad we've got each other
35:41so you know
35:44Merry Christmas
35:46Merry Christmas
35:47Merry Christmas
35:48Merry Christmas
35:50Merry Christmas
35:50family
35:52well
35:53and you
35:54Sarah wants this baby so much
35:58no she wants
35:59her baby so much
36:01and this isn't that
36:02you got pregnant
36:03by your husband
36:05your husband
36:06who's already had one child
36:08ripped out of his life
36:10and despite your
36:11age defying lady bits
36:13isn't likely to get another chance
36:15at being a dad
36:15it's just
36:17it's so wrong
36:18on so many levels
36:20do you know what else it is
36:21none of my business
36:23bingo
36:24so do you know what I'm going to do
36:26right now
36:26I'm going to go home
36:28and I suggest you follow
36:29and get Johnny
36:30and go home yourself
36:31preferably
36:31without shouting your mouth off
36:33Merry Christmas
36:52Merry Christmas
36:53Merry Christmas
36:54Merry Christmas
36:54right
36:56torch is on
36:57okay
36:59let's go see Grandad
37:00do you want it
37:01we'll swap
37:01thank you
37:03a bit of quiet on the way over here
37:08you been thinking about your mum
37:11always
37:13I didn't even get to buy her a present
37:17oh yeah
37:18I'll ever get to buy her a present
37:20again
37:21ka-ching
37:24what are we doing
37:29well you didn't think of that
37:31spanner was your Christmas present
37:32did you
37:32yeah
37:34what's this
37:43this
37:44this
37:44is
37:45a lot of hard work
37:47so you up for it
37:48me
37:49why
37:50because this is your car
37:53Merry Christmas son
37:55is it actually mine
37:57well I mean it's a bit of a stare at the moment
38:00okay
38:00well
38:03it won't be when we're finished though
38:04because me and you
38:05are going to turn this
38:07into the best car for miles
38:08three years
38:09what
38:10well you know
38:11until you're old enough to drive it
38:13when you're 17
38:13so you up for it or what
38:16yeah
38:16definitely
38:17okay
38:24okay
38:28okay
38:35like I didn't exist
39:05can you stop walking into me please
39:29we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:32absolutely a hundred and ten percent oh no don't be that person
39:38the butcher of percentages but sure it's not a word yes it is what's it mean
39:45then someone who butchers it's just a butcher you can open the door then or
39:52what you've got the keys well you've got the case you've got the keys in your
39:56hand right now oh I think I might be a bit drunk
40:01you're you're stone-cold sober compared to aren't you think you're still asleep
40:08flat out in that back room all night
40:14yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in where'd you go went for a walk
40:27all right be like that mister international man of mystery
40:33so not an easy day then
40:39well it's been fun where is everyone
40:44er Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:48Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:52Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze we are alone for once do you
41:04want to take advantage mm-hmm and we good we're great
41:11come on
41:13come on then
41:14come on then
41:18hey glad tidings running off
41:37oh
42:07That's better.
42:35Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:38No, I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:44Hey, I'll go and check, won't be sick.
42:50Oh, my God.
42:51I'll go and check.
42:52Oh, my God.
42:53Oh, my God.
42:55Oh, my God.
42:56Oh, my God.
42:57Oh, my God.
42:58Oh, my God.
42:59Oh, my God.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:01Oh, my God.
43:02Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:04Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:10Oh, my God.
43:11Oh, my God.
43:12Oh, my God.
43:13Oh, my God.
43:14Oh, my God.
43:15Oh, my God.
43:17Oh, my God.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:21Oh, my God.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:26That's his problem.
43:35So many people care about you, but...
43:38not one of them as much as I do.
43:432025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:47but 26, no.
43:50That is gonna be the best year ever.
43:52Because you and me, we're gonna be together.
43:58No matter what.
44:23.
44:31.
44:32.
44:36.
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