Emmerdale S54E220 Monday 24th November 2025

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00:00This is you, full bed and board, as promised.

00:30Oh, don't worry about that, I'll get you a fresh one.

00:35You alright there, Ted? You take as long as you need. A couple of hours at least.

00:42Where is she?

00:45Anne?

00:45Anya.

00:46Anya, sorry. She's gone to the mortuary, hasn't she? While we sort out the formalities.

00:53The funeral?

00:54Yeah, that.

00:56You're going to do it properly and treat it with respect?

01:01Of course. Don't you worry about that, Ted. Leave it with me.

01:05And I'll see if I can contact the family. See if they want to send flowers or...

01:12No, and a wreath from me. You can take out my wages.

01:20Of course, mate.

01:23You finished the jam, Ken?

01:25I just really like jam, innit?

01:26Yeah, I realise. So don't put the empty jam jar in the cupboard. Remember there's a system, yeah?

01:32Yeah, I'll write it on the pan. Buy the fridge.

01:34Exactly.

01:43It's half coming.

01:45Got your coffee and, er, this.

01:48Not healthy.

01:49What's up?

01:51So, I know I gave you a hard time about the whole money thing.

01:56But now that you're flush again, you're going to treat yourself right?

02:00What?

02:01Keep enough money back for you.

02:03You might need specialist care.

02:05I just, I want you to have the best of the best.

02:08Which is why you should probably tell me your secret location, you know, cover all bases.

02:13I don't care about the money.

02:15Okay.

02:16Sorry, I'm just mega stressed.

02:21About the robbery?

02:22No.

02:23No.

02:24Sorry.

02:25Okay.

02:26That's just my head.

02:29Going west.

02:31Having thoughts.

02:33Thoughts?

02:34Well, I'm sorry, I can't do this now. I've got to split.

02:37Yeah, well, okay. Go back to yours.

02:38No, I'm going to go into town.

02:40Play the slots.

02:41Oh, cool.

02:42I just...

02:46I hate being lied to.

02:48Sorry?

02:49Beat me at pool.

02:51Slug off United. Punch me in the face as hard as you can. Just...

02:54Don't lie, swear.

03:03Hey.

03:04Hey!

03:05Ah!

03:06Slow morning on the combines?

03:08Well, I don't actually drive them myself.

03:10Mm-hmm.

03:11I like to imagine it, though. It amuses me.

03:13I was in the middle of a very boring meeting and I thought, I need some Laurel in my life.

03:16Oh, is that Laurel who makes excellent coffee? Or is that Laurel who has a daughter crawling with knits?

03:22Oh, by the way, she's fine this morning. Infestation free.

03:25You know who to call her, right?

03:28Yeah, I know who to call.

03:30Anyway, that rather excellent coffee?

03:32Yeah. And I have a squash brownie that I won't be able to sell. My treat.

03:36You swore me.

03:41Moira, it's me.

03:42Oh, come in.

03:43Stick the kettle on.

03:44I'm just having a bit of a clear out.

03:47Ah.

03:48Charity shop.

03:50Bin or keep.

03:52Are you planning a Kayleigh or a Braveheart tribute?

03:56Charity shop it is, then.

03:58I, er...

04:01I had a visitor.

04:03Kim Tate.

04:04Oh, really?

04:05Mm-hmm.

04:06She rocked up unannounced to do a property inspection. The cheek of the woman.

04:12I sent her on her way.

04:14Oh.

04:15I'd have loved to have seen that.

04:17Ah. Latest contract.

04:19It'll take more than Kim Tate to see us off. We make a great team.

04:28Yeah.

04:34Where were you this morning?

04:36Leaving. It's Dad.

04:40I'll be there next shift.

04:43Well, tell him.

04:46Eh?

04:48Your little girlfriend.

04:50She's in there.

04:52She's in the feast, yes.

04:53Postman just dumped her.

04:55She said she'd been watery.

05:00There were gonna be a funeral, eh?

05:03I promised.

05:16Ray!

05:19Ray!

05:22It'll just be the washer, Sam.

05:23There's nothing to do with a tap.

05:25We've got it.

05:26Bleak in you, Ben.

05:27Ah!

05:28Right, why don't we be really radical and call a plumber?

05:30I'd pay him with what?

05:31Some sleet and some massed yeast?

05:34We're broke.

05:38It'll be the washer again.

05:39It's not the flaming washer.

05:41Get yourself out of there.

05:42Let me clear you some space.

05:43Oh, give over.

05:44I'm doing it.

05:45There's mouse killer and all sorts in there.

05:46Well, I'm not a mouse, so I guess I'll be all right.

05:48Let me.

05:49Go on.

05:50Right, budge over.

05:51Breathe in.

05:53What's that?

05:57Nothing.

05:59My dear.

06:00We're gonna find out anyway.

06:01I'm telling you, he's definitely on to us.

06:14He was proper intense.

06:15Did he actually accuse you?

06:16No.

06:17Not as such.

06:18You're just being paranoid.

06:19The guy's got a sword.

06:20If he suspected anything, you'd know about it.

06:22So what did he mean then?

06:23I don't know.

06:24He's unhinged.

06:26I'm supposed to be on lookout.

06:27Look out.

06:28I don't know about the computer, am I?

06:29Oh.

06:30I don't know about the computer.

06:31I don't know about it.

06:32Oh.

06:33I don't know about it.

06:34I don't know about it.

06:35Oh.

06:36Oh.

06:37It was close.

06:38Well, Kev's room's clear and all these are full of Bibles and old lady gobbins.

06:55Then we need to widen the radius and start thinking clever.

06:58Or you just let me drag it out of him.

07:01It was a joke.

07:02But if we do actually want to be together, we need to find that bag.

07:07Stick to the plan.

07:11Hey Ted!

07:14Mum not giving you enough work to do.

07:15What's that then?

07:17Hand news.

07:18It's hand news.

07:19I took it from the body.

07:20Ah. Ted.

07:21Yes.

07:22Now you said you promised.

07:23Let me explain.

07:24I found her in the shed, thrown against the wall.

07:27Now you said that you were going to sort it, that she was going to have a proper funeral.

07:30Yes.

07:31I did.

07:32And?

07:33Yeah, but you just treated her like rubbish.

07:35You lied to me.

07:36Easy fella.

07:37Don't take that tone.

07:38I know she meant note to you, but you were just a young girl and this were her daughters

07:43and all she wanted was to get home to her.

07:45But you, you, you treated her like an animal.

07:47That is enough.

07:48No, worse than an animal.

07:50Oh!

07:51You wouldn't do to a dog what you did to her!

07:54It's not stolen.

07:55In case you were thinking.

07:57I wasn't.

07:59I've been collecting.

08:00Saving.

08:01Spare bits of change.

08:02Emptying pockets before the wash.

08:04It's amazing if you keep it long enough, it all mounts up.

08:07Saving for what?

08:08I mean if it's something we need.

08:09Yeah, we could have all chipped in.

08:11I was worried you'd think it'd be a waste of money.

08:13What was?

08:14Well, come on.

08:16A cruise to the Caribbean?

08:18A robot hoover?

08:19Just tell us.

08:21There's this special concert in Leeds.

08:24Jason Donovan's playing.

08:25Aww.

08:26Teenage heartthrob.

08:27I wanted to get us VIP tickets as a surprise.

08:30Meet and greet, goodie bag, complimentary champagne.

08:33Well you still can.

08:34I can't.

08:35Tickets went on sale this morning.

08:37I didn't manage to scrape enough together in time.

08:41It wasn't my fault.

08:42She died.

08:43All I did was try and help her.

08:46Boss.

08:47What are you doing?

08:48I'm telling you the truth Ted.

08:50I'm telling you the truth.

08:51We're friends right?

08:52And this is how you show your gratitude.

08:54Please.

09:01I'm sorry.

09:02I'm sorry.

09:04It's just I'm the other.

09:06The whole thing.

09:11Get out!

09:13Out!

09:17You are not yourself Ted.

09:19You are not yourself.

09:21And I get it.

09:23Because you feel partly responsible.

09:25Yes.

09:26Maybe there was something else you could have done.

09:29I asked you for medicine.

09:31Well it was already too late by then.

09:33I am so sorry that you had to go through that Ted.

09:37But I laid her out.

09:38I laid her out all nicely while I made the arrangements.

09:42Yeah.

09:43Not thrown against the wall.

09:45No.

09:46No.

09:47Someone else must have moved her.

09:48Because obviously I'm going to bury her properly.

09:51You are?

09:52You are.

09:53Yes.

09:54But these things don't happen overnight.

09:56They take time.

09:57Well...

09:58Where will it be?

09:59The funeral?

10:00I mean...

10:01She didn't know anyone except us.

10:04So it's...

10:05It should be local.

10:06Yes.

10:07Good point.

10:08So I could come?

10:09I don't know.

10:11You might be working.

10:13I'm having the time off.

10:15I've never asked you for anything before.

10:18And no matter what it takes...

10:20I'm coming.

10:22Oh!

10:23Oh!

10:24Ray, do you actually do any work?

10:42What?

10:43I'm on a field visit.

10:44Oh.

10:45You seem to have a lot of farm machinery business, this neck of the woods.

10:49Well, there's this lovely woman who keeps foisting cakes on me.

10:53What's a bloke to do?

10:55Oh!

10:56I'm just going to go and speak to my mum.

10:58Sorry.

10:59Oh!

11:00Oh!

11:01Hi!

11:02Problem.

11:03I'm having a pattern if you weren't so distracted by the local...

11:07Nothing to do with Laurel.

11:09The old man found the dead girl.

11:11What?

11:12I had to stick her in the feed shop.

11:14That was stupid, even for you.

11:16She needed movie.

11:17He proper lost it when she died.

11:19He was crying like a baby.

11:20You let him make a scene?

11:21Look, I didn't want to punish him.

11:23We're one step away from rebellion.

11:25Anyway, I talked my way out of it.

11:26Said we were keeping her in there till the, er...

11:29Well, the funeral.

11:32Funeral?

11:33Yes.

11:34And now, he thinks he's coming.

11:36I'll feed him some excuse, but, er...

11:39He's dead set.

11:41Actually...

11:42You don't need to feed him anything.

11:44Me?

11:45If he wants a funeral, he can have a funeral.

11:47I should have thought of this before.

11:49Hopefully, I am not too late.

11:51Meet me later.

11:52Bring the old man and the body.

11:55I will drop you a pin.

12:01Oi!

12:02Service.

12:03Don't oi me.

12:04But, er...

12:05Seeing as who quiets...

12:07What can I get for you, Kevin?

12:10Well, I'm assuming that's your full name.

12:12Like, Saint Kevin, who lived as a Herbert.

12:14There's a saint called Kevin.

12:16I think there's a saint for pretty much everyone.

12:18My namesake was hung, drawn and quartered for high treason.

12:21Stole me.

12:22Anyway, erm...

12:24What about a hot drink of your choice and a muffin for a special price of £5?

12:28Right.

12:29I'll have a, er...

12:30Erm...

12:31Chamomile tea.

12:33Please.

12:34You know you don't have milk or sugar with that?

12:36Oh.

12:37So, I can, er...

12:38Try something new, if I want, can't I?

12:40And you keep banging on about how nice it is, so...

12:42I'm glad you listened to my recommendations.

12:44You can go now.

12:46Er...

12:47I'll close up.

12:48It's the rules when someone's been off sick.

12:50Read the staff handbook.

12:51There's a staff handbook?

12:52There's a staff handbook?

12:53Go on then, chop chop.

12:54Go and get my coat.

12:56It's probably fine.

12:57I just thought you might need saving.

12:58I was very thoughtful of you.

13:00That's my middle name.

13:01Yeah.

13:02So nothing to do with the fact that you know he's my son then, no?

13:07Moira, it's me again.

13:09Just, er...

13:10Wondering if you'd signed the contract.

13:12Oh, er...

13:13Just give me a wee minute.

13:14Er...

13:15Sorry.

13:16I should have left it till after tea time.

13:18Most stressful part of the day, apparently.

13:20Well, it depends if you've got a bottle open.

13:22Oh, don't tempt me.

13:23I, er...

13:25I have to go into town.

13:30The dentists.

13:31I can take that lot for you if you fancy it.

13:33Oh, no.

13:34Don't worry about it.

13:35It's no bother.

13:36I pass at least a dozen charity shops on my way in.

13:38Do you have any preference?

13:40Huh?

13:41Dogs, donkeys, starving orphans.

13:43No, you pick.

13:44I trust you.

13:45Of course.

13:46Thanks.

13:47Bye.

13:53That's why you were hanging around like a bad smell while I was talking to Lewis about Emma, innit?

13:57You don't want a kid, Kev.

13:58Yeah, I do.

13:59Why?

14:00I take him fishing.

14:02He hates fishing.

14:03Probably.

14:04If it's killing innocent creatures.

14:06Chuck them back, don't you?

14:08He's got a perfectly good dad already.

14:09The one who adopted him.

14:10Yeah, well, I hate his blood.

14:11You're also a dying man.

14:13I'm sorry to be blunt, but what is the point in a big family reunion if your heart could seize

14:17up any minute?

14:18It's selfish, if you ask me.

14:20Selfish and irresponsible and cruel.

14:22You can't talk to me like that.

14:24I just did.

14:25What are you going to do about it?

14:26Oh, act like a nutter, like you do with everyone else.

14:29Give it your best shot.

14:31You won't scare me.

14:52I thought I would come into the funeral.

14:59This is it.

15:00The DIY version.

15:02Here?

15:03Your friend Anya didn't have any papers, remember?

15:06She's not entitled to a registered grave.

15:09But you...

15:10I thought we could swing it, Ted.

15:11But it turns out you can have a dead body and nobody cares.

15:16So we are going to do our very best for her.

15:20Give her the send-off she deserves.

15:25Would you...

15:27Would you like to pick a spot?

15:37Go.

15:50Here.

15:51This looks good.

15:52£227 and...

15:53And...

15:5434p.

15:55Just like Lydia said.

15:56So how much is she short by then?

15:57£10.66.

15:58And then she would have had enough for tickets?

15:59Yeah, but it's pointless, Sam, cos they're sold out, aren't they?

16:00Let me just check, actually.

16:01£10.66.

16:02It's like two pints and a bag of scratchings.

16:03No way.

16:04They're releasing a load more VIP tickets tomorrow.

16:05We've got time.

16:06Ho-ho-ho!

16:07Yes!

16:08Right.

16:09Yeah, what have I got?

16:10£150.

16:11And me lucky bottle top.

16:12She's not having that.

16:13Bet she's not checked soap, eh?

16:14Oh!

16:15Schoolgirl, eh?

16:16I knew it.

16:17I've got £10.

16:18Oh!

16:19Oh!

16:20Yeah!

16:21I'm just checking.

16:22Just check, actually.

16:23£10.66.

16:24It's like two pints and a bag of scratchings.

16:25No way.

16:26They're releasing a load more VIP tickets tomorrow.

16:27We've got time.

16:28Ho-ho-ho!

16:29Yes!

16:30Right.

16:31Yeah, what have I got?

16:32£150.

16:33In me lucky bottle top.

16:34She's not having that.

16:35Bet she's not checked soap, eh?

16:37Oh!

16:38Schoolgirl, eh?

16:39I knew it.

16:40I've got £10!

16:42I've got £10!

16:492.27.34.

16:50Was I right?

16:52Bang on.

16:53Oh, well.

16:54So is next time.

16:55Yeah, well, we'll probably need it for bills before long, anyway.

17:05I wish things had gone better.

17:08Worked out the way you'd hoped.

17:10I was glad of you.

17:14You were kind.

17:17You looked out for me.

17:20I looked out for you.

17:24Not so well as it turned out.

17:29I'm so sorry.

17:30I wish it'd be me that'd been taken.

17:31I wish it'd be me that'd be taken.

17:33I wish it'd be me that'd be taken.

17:39Into each life some rain must fall

17:48But too much is falling in line

17:54Into each heart some tears must fall

18:01But someday the sun will shine

18:05Some folk can lose the blues in their heart

18:11But when I think of you, another shower stout

18:18Into each life some rain must fall

18:24But too much is falling in line

18:31It was lovely, Ted

18:44My pal

18:47My bright shining girl

18:52Sleep tight, my love

18:59We're closing

19:01I've nearly finished mopping and you're still lingering

19:04Yeah

19:06Okay

19:08So what don't you understand?

19:10Lewis might be your biological son

19:12But that doesn't give you a right to play daddy

19:14Yeah, but I am his dad

19:16Not beer if it wasn't for me

19:17It's a shame you didn't have this burning sense of responsibility 23 years ago

19:21Where were you then?

19:22You know where I was?

19:23Prison

19:24Exactly

19:25Leaving Emma no choice than to have him adopted

19:27She was the one that grasped me to the old bill

19:29She's the one that got me sent down

19:30No, Kev

19:31You got yourself sent down by being a raging criminal

19:34I wouldn't be surprised if it was you that robbed that pawn shop

19:38Oh my god

19:40And you're wondering why I don't want the lad having anything to do with you

19:43It was a one off, I needed a cash injection

19:45You are immoral and deluded

19:47I bet you're only interested in Lewis so that you can train him off as an account

19:51Oh, hiya

19:52Kev

19:53What?

19:55Are you talking about me?

19:57No

19:58Okay

19:59Kev was asking about cleaning work

20:01But I thought you had a dicky ticker

20:03Well that's just what I said, what are you doing back anyway?

20:05Oh, at the staff handbook, I looked through the drive, I couldn't find it

20:08Don't you think as a co-owner I should've

20:10Oh Kev, you're looking a bit pale

20:12Are you alright?

20:13Yeah

20:14Go and get him a chamomile tea

20:16Go on quick

20:20How much do you care?

20:21That's the question

20:22Because

20:23If you've really got his best interests at heart

20:25You'd leave him in peace

20:27That's what being a proper dad means

20:35Well

20:38You made an old man very happy

20:43He'd be happier if she was alive

20:50What was with the blanket?

20:53Did you have a sudden tender moment?

20:55Untouched

20:58It wasn't sentiment

21:00Hmm?

21:02We just buried a body

21:05Cheers

21:07Yeah, cheers

21:11The blanket

21:12It was Moira's

21:16She has a body

21:17Wrapped in her DNA

21:18In a shallow grave

21:19On her own farmland

21:26And there was me thinking you actually had a heart

21:29She's my neighbour

21:30My business partner

21:31And now, thanks to a ratty old blanket

21:34She's our insurance against ever getting caught

21:37CHANCE

21:38TABD6

21:52CLEARPET

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