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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:29Is it, though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh, I don't know who he was.
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:42Go have it.
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57I love Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no, I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, gabinet.
01:15What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Webberfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Webberfield?
01:36No, really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:47Merry Christmas!
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho!
02:05We're selling for yours later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Hey!
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay!
02:18So that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Mine.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:51Merry Christmas!
03:01Merry Christmas!
03:03So do you like it?
03:05Really?
03:06Of course!
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one word answers then?
03:09I love it. Thanks.
03:13It's just them two, flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey, happy Christmas!
03:39Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
03:59It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me it, you grunts.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better. I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:20Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:36Computer, stop.
04:38Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:54Computer, stop or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:00Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow.
05:18What did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday.
05:23When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:50Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:58And I think to myself,
05:59at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology
06:06and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:41How are you, really?
06:43Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:57I'm on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:07And get this,
07:07Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:09with someone called Stabwound,
07:12who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Do you want to drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Wow!
07:37Oh, sorry?
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue
07:48if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject
07:51for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:54A pregnant woman and the father
07:55not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:59Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:17Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It looks wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:26Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was good at it?
08:41Well, he's just got off
08:42and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:53He's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to answer it a little bit, but he's not going to
09:23Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:45Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry Liam.
09:49Right, come on you.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:50Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert Love.
10:01Well you would, if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckoned it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well they're probably right.
10:18Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police and say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet and the ring.
10:42No Charles?
10:42He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:59You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:06But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:30So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations by the way.
11:46On your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:49Thanks.
12:00I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:13Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15That's all right.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:21Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:24We've already done that.
12:26So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly.
12:35Not so much.
12:36And then, at some point,
12:38preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:48That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:56Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasted.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, hi.
13:00Joseph.
13:01Hey.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Have this got opened all the presents?
13:28Er, no, not yet.
13:29Oh-ho-ho.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, I get up.
13:34What have you got?
13:36Yeah.
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:41Hee-hee-hee.
13:42Wow.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Pass this to your brother.
13:46What have you got?
13:51Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Come on, Bob.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00Hey.
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Aw.
14:06Hello, Cain.
14:09Because it's, uh, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey.
14:14Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:17Ed Weldon.
14:18I need to get back, too.
14:22And?
14:23Who are you, mister?
14:25Yeah.
14:26It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30Nah.
14:31Nah, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:41So what we're going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, um, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the settee.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, all right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:39Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Merry Christmas.
16:09Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26Yes, this do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:33Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:39No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh.
16:50In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Oh, I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But, er, I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:20Sorry.
17:22Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46Hmm?
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51It's your own.
17:51Won't what?
17:53Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is very weird.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:41It's all right.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:09He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:16Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:23You still inheriting home farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:39Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:41Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:47Finally!
19:50You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53I've been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just...
20:00We thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about it yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06I'm done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11First of the greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21I actually caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:51So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:13Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:20And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Do they?
21:33Thoughts to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:39Now what?
21:42Eat it, boy.
21:44Put it on your heart.
21:46Hey!
21:46Sweet, so well!
21:48Woo!
21:48Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you like our granddad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Oh.
22:02Is that OK?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh, banger.
22:10Oh, there she goes.
22:11Yes, kid.
22:18No, kid.
22:22Yeah, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26OK, see you later.
22:27Take care.
22:27Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:28Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:39Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:44Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:53All right, everyone.
22:54Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:57Yeah, I lied.
22:57I'm out.
22:58How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:59Better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:03You OK?
23:05Hello.
23:06Come here.
23:07I love you.
23:08It's going to be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Where's Eve?
23:12With Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14With Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blown you out, hasn't she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:20At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:25I've got to be all right.
23:47It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:48Right, I'll miss a book.
24:06Oh, this should be good.
24:08What the Lady Bird heard?
24:10No?
24:11What the Lady Bird heard next?
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:14Oh, er, er, The Godfather.
24:16That's a book.
24:17No, no, no, no.
24:18We have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:21Right.
24:22Oh, two.
24:23Oh, four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title.
24:28Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Oh, well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging me on out.
24:33No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:36Go on, go on.
24:36You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Oh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, no, no, no, we're playing a game.
24:48We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:52What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle.
25:02Battle now.
25:03I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:10Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no.
25:11Not on a Thursday.
25:14Hang on, I know it.
25:16Tequila Mockingbird.
25:17Ooh!
25:19You got it.
25:20You got it.
25:21Funny man.
25:22Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:40Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:45Yeah?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:49Oh, decent, that one.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:55Hey, hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:01Mm-hmm.
26:04Aye?
26:06Yeah.
26:07We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to, I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not, always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So, we're playing then, or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:35Look, we can team up, we can, we can take turns.
26:40I just, I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:45and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:50Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over and you lose.
26:56There's pudding.
27:00I'll just wait a sec.
27:02Have you just helped Dylan?
27:04Yeah.
27:06One sec.
27:07All right.
27:13Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are going to be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:20It's me.
27:33Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42Yeah.
27:53There we go.
28:02What a surprise. You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:12Do you want a soft drink? Oh, I do.
28:14It's pretty good, that one. I can't believe you lost.
28:18Are they beat me? Wow. I don't know.
28:21Why don't we play cards against decency?
28:24Oh, yeah. No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:27Why? Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:31It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play. Go on, then.
28:37Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:42Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:45And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity. Go truth.
28:52Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or I've got another one. Oh, this is a really good one.
29:00Never Have I Ever. Shall we play that?
29:03Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:06Never Have I Ever. Ooh! Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:10Never Have I Ever. Come on.
29:13Never Have I Ever.
29:15Ripped anyone's head off their shelves, let's play. Do you know what?
29:18The night is yet young. Come on!
29:20Never Have I Ever.
29:21Never Have I Ever.
29:22Never Have You Ever, but this drug lady's head is out.
29:24I'm out.
29:25Oh, very good.
29:26You've got it when you're here.
29:27Oh, God.
29:28Come on, John.
29:29Oh.
29:30Come on, John.
29:31Oh, come on, then.
29:32Who are you?
29:33Why have you done this?
29:34Well, have you lost your time, yeah?
29:35Oh, no.
29:36Wait, that's right.
29:37Not yet, you haven't, because...
29:38I'm gonna cut it off, and that's just for the start.
29:43Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:47Oh no, wait, that's right, not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well that's a big threat.
29:57From a man in your very precarious position.
30:13You know, I know who you are.
30:25Yeah.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:33That kid wraps himself up in that bowl and then jumps in the lake of the air.
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:42Nate.
30:43And his death was an accident.
30:45Right, that will not be why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, are you?
31:06Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:10I'll let things slip.
31:12But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:23Read.
31:27You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:29What, with your little siege?
31:31Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:33A sword.
31:34Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:42I came this close.
31:44To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:48Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:51No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:02He knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:08Because this is your little squat, is it?
32:11I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine, now.
32:20Well...
32:21It suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little padded self for ya.
32:26Because that's where you're ending up.
32:28I am ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together, like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy.
32:34Content.
32:35And committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:40By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing Necoming Clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:48She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:51And yeah, I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:55Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:03No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just...
33:05If they just...
33:06If they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:16Fair for that, Liam.
33:18You know, I've always thought of eating mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:21Oh!
33:23Well, it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:32Kindred spirits.
33:34Oh, cute.
33:35I am actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas Day?
33:38Since that's where you've been.
33:41Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:51Doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:53We didn't want to intrude.
33:54No, no, no, not at all.
33:56Is Mary not with you?
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen.
34:01And serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:04I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:16But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Ooh.
34:21I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:29Or am I?
34:32Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:39I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:46Ah, it's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:49I just...
34:51I just wanted to say this year has been a bit...
34:53Well, I mean, even by our standards, it's been a weird one.
35:00It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:09And scary.
35:11And...
35:13It's been sad.
35:17But it's also been...
35:20amazing.
35:22And although you...
35:24Most of you are...
35:26A pain in the backside.
35:28Erm...
35:29You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:33And...
35:35I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45We're family.
35:46Well, and you.
35:49Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:52No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life,
36:04and despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:07isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:09Charity's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:14Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo!
36:19So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:20Right now.
36:21I'm going to go home,
36:22and I suggest you follow,
36:23and get Johnny,
36:24and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:39Merry Christmas.
36:45Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:51Torch is on.
36:53Okay.
36:54Let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:56We'll swap.
37:01Bit of bit quiet on the way over here.
37:05You been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:10I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:11Oh, yeah.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:17Ka-ching.
37:22What are we doing?
37:24Well, you didn't think of that spanner
37:25was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:41So you up for it?
37:42Me?
37:43Why?
37:45Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:50Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:54Okay.
37:56Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:58because me and you are going to turn this
38:00into the best car for miles.
38:02Three years.
38:03What?
38:04Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it
38:06when you're 17.
38:08So you up for it or what?
38:09Yeah, definitely.
38:10Yeah.
38:11Definitely.
38:12That's all.
38:14That's all.
38:15Yeah.
38:17Okay.
38:19That's it.
38:22Okay.
38:23Like I didn't exist.
38:53Like I didn't exist.
39:23Don't you please?
39:24We're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely.
39:28110%.
39:29Oh no.
39:30Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:32A butcher of percentages.
39:34Butcherer is not a word.
39:37Yes it is.
39:38What's it mean then?
39:40Someone who butchers.
39:43It's just a butcher.
39:45Are you going to open the door then or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh.
39:53I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aaron.
39:58Do you think he's still asleep?
40:00Oh yeah.
40:01He'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:04Right.
40:05Push.
40:06Where have you been?
40:07Out.
40:08Yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:11Where'd you go?
40:12I went for a walk.
40:13Oh right.
40:14Be like that Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:15So.
40:16Not an easy day then.
40:17Oh it's been fun.
40:18Where is everyone?
40:19Uh.
40:20Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:21Sarah and Jacob went out.
40:22Oh.
40:23Oh.
40:24Oh.
40:25Oh.
40:26Oh.
40:27Oh.
40:28Oh.
40:29Oh.
40:30Oh.
40:31Oh.
40:32Oh.
40:33Oh.
40:34Oh.
40:35Oh.
40:36Oh.
40:37Oh.
40:38Oh.
40:39Oh.
40:40Oh.
40:41Oh.
40:42Oh.
40:43Oh.
40:44Well you know he ran out with Moses on his new scooter and Ross trailed off like a bad
40:49smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:56For once.
40:57Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mhmmm.
41:00And we're good?
41:03We were great.
41:05Come on then.
41:10Hey, glad tidings running all!
41:34Oh, back out of your boat!
41:36Oh, back out!
42:06That's better.
42:18Big day, eh?
42:32Big year.
42:34I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:38Yeah, yeah, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:40Won't be sick.
43:10No, he's fine.
43:14He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:20So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:362025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:41But 26, no.
43:44That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:52No matter what.
43:54No matter what.
43:56No matter what.
43:58No matter what.
44:00No matter what.
44:01No matter what.
44:02No matter what.
44:03No matter what.
44:04No matter what.
44:05No matter what.
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44:23No matter what.
44:24No matter what.
44:25No matter what.
44:26You
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