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00:00The End
00:02The End
00:04The End
00:06The End
00:08The End
00:10The End
00:12The End
00:14The End
00:16Merry Christmas!
00:18Merry Christmas!
00:20Merry Christmas!
00:22Is it though?
00:24Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're in the warm light, the ghost of Christmas!
00:29Merry Christmas!
00:31Oh I don't know who he was! Get your bum out here now!
00:37I'm expecting a shot any time
00:39It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day
00:42So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:43Merry blah blah, why don't you have some of this muck?
00:46Well, salesperson of the year
00:48Cheers
00:49Hiya Lord, Merry Christmas!
00:50Merry Christmas
00:53Looks like we should be singing Feed the World
00:55We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
00:58Look at all those vegetables!
01:00I know!
01:01You're not wearing your presents?
01:02Er, er, no, I will
01:04Right, come on
01:05Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet
01:10What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:12Do we really wanna know?
01:13He got me a Cardi
01:15Right, because you're 74 years of age
01:18And a murder mystery thing
01:20Where have you gotta go for that?
01:21Oh, I don't know, some hotel in Webberfield
01:23Where?
01:24Oh, God knows
01:26Webberfield?
01:27No really
01:38Merry Christmas!
01:39Too early?
01:40I like that you're so keen
01:41Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:42Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:43Yeah, Merry Christmas!
01:44Ho, ho, ho!
01:45We're selling for yours later!
01:46Uh-huh
01:47Right, be late afternoon, got a few guests here
01:48Right, see you later!
01:49Hey, Merry Christmas!
01:50Yeah, Merry Christmas!
01:55Ho, ho, ho!
01:56We're selling for yours later!
01:58Uh-huh
01:59Right, be late afternoon, got a few guests here
02:01Right, see you later!
02:05Hey!
02:06Merry Christmas!
02:07And to you!
02:08I got a scooter
02:09Yeah, sir
02:10Yay, so that means that no one's safe
02:11Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:13Come on
02:14Come on, be careful
02:18Eh, question
02:19How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:21I've spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you
02:25Go on, another one, love
02:26Yeah, go on then
02:27Not for me
02:28I've, er, actually got somewhere
02:29I'm gonna pop off to you
02:30Where are you going?
02:33Robert, where are you going?
02:35Merry Christmas!
02:36Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:54So, do you like it?
02:55Yeah
02:56Really?
02:58Of course
02:59Right, well
03:00Why are you just giving one word answers then?
03:02I love it
03:03Thanks
03:05Just them two
03:06Flippin' hijacking things yesterday
03:08No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either
03:10But let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well
03:14Oh, my God
03:18This is so much better than mine
03:21I know
03:22Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:23I bought two lots
03:25I'm sending the blue ones back
03:26Yeah, very clever
03:28Hey!
03:29Happy Christmas!
03:34What he said
03:38Sorry, got a bit for head
03:40Celebrating, will ya?
03:42Only a bit
03:45Sure
03:47How are we?
03:50Disappointed
03:52It was a bit
03:53You know
03:54It was massively out of order
03:56And bonkers
03:58Last night was supposed to be our wedding night
04:00Well
04:01You don't need the ring to do the thing
04:03Seriously
04:05Sorry
04:06Well, tell me at your grounds
04:07Whenever we want
04:08Yeah
04:09The sooner the better
04:10I'm getting dressed
04:11Sure
04:12Sherry?
04:19Computer, stop
04:21Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:24Definitely not
04:25Now playing Jingle Bell Rock
04:28Computer, stop
04:29Computer, stop
04:39Oh no
04:44Now playing Gold
04:46Computer, stop or I swear
04:48Now playing Walking in the Air
04:51Oh I like this one
05:04Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand
05:07Spare me the sarcasm
05:09Wow
05:10What did you get for Christmas?
05:11Big box feisty?
05:13I made a mistake yesterday
05:15When I binned you off
05:17Making one now if you think that's what happened
05:20I may have overreacted slightly
05:23Truth is
05:24I need a posh friend in my life
05:27Gives me an air of mystery
05:29Like people think
05:30Oh I wonder what Kim sees in that one
05:32And it's nice
05:34Just being here
05:36Basking in your magnificence
05:39And it makes me realise how lucky I am
05:41You and I being mates
05:43Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature
05:47Or too many bubbles in your champagne
05:50And I think to myself
05:52At least I don't have Kim's troubles
05:55So
05:56I'm willing to accept your apology
05:58And give you another chance
06:02You'd better pour yourself a drink then
06:04What kind of host are you?
06:19How are you?
06:24How are you?
06:28Good thanks
06:33How are you really?
06:36Not great
06:38Come here
06:49I'm on a year cos Johnny pestered
06:52Noted
06:54Where's the rest of you boys?
06:56Well Noah's out working
06:58For triple time and get this
07:00Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:02With someone called Stab Wound
07:04Who we met gaming
07:05So he's definitely getting murdered
07:08Drink
07:09Er yeah I'll just have one
07:11Oh knock yourself out Vanessa
07:13Slow down Moses
07:15And put your helmet on
07:16On
07:18He should be wearing a helmet
07:19You're a helmet
07:20Get a drink and just shut up
07:26Wow
07:29Oh sorry
07:30Is there a speed limit?
07:32No there isn't you crack on
07:35How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:39Well it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue
07:42It's hardly the subject for Christmas day is it?
07:44Oh I don't know
07:46A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is
07:50Oh cute
07:51Merry Christmas
07:53Merry Christmas
07:54Merry Christmas
07:55Cheers and to you
07:56I didn't know you were coming for dinner
07:58Oh no we're not
07:59Oh Johnny and Moses just said you are
08:01He's well excited we don't mind do we?
08:03No we don't mind
08:04Brilliant idea
08:08Hey Merry Christmas
08:10Where's Eve?
08:11Upstairs with Harry
08:12What?
08:13I don't know do I?
08:14Oh
08:15You've got it on and it's wonderful
08:16Yeah you'll fit right innit WI
08:17Right
08:18Come on Cardi B get some of these pigs
08:20How many are we feeding?
08:30Has Robert come round to yours?
08:32No
08:33Why did he say he was gonna?
08:34Now he's not answering his phone
08:35What at all?
08:36What do you mean at all?
08:37He's not gonna answer it a little bit is he?
08:38Don't get crappy
08:39What I'm worried Vic
08:40So where is he now then?
08:41I don't know
08:42Chas
08:54Chas
08:57Chas
09:31Right, let's see who runs, Reddy.
09:44Oh, I won!
09:46Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:47Right, come on, you.
09:48Let's go sit down.
09:50Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:53Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:58I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
09:59Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:03What?
10:05What is back?
10:06Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:09Where was this?
10:10At Butler's.
10:11The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:15Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:17Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:22Oh, my goodness.
10:24Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:25I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:27No, hang on, hang on.
10:28Where are you even going to look?
10:29I don't know.
10:29We can't just sit here.
10:31Maybe you should call the police.
10:32And say what?
10:33That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:35Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:38No Charles?
10:42He came earlier.
10:43Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:48Never gets any easier, does it?
10:50Tell me about it.
10:52Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:55I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:57You must miss them very much.
10:58It's been so long.
11:03Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:06But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:11There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:16Give him my best.
11:24What are you doing here?
11:25I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:33So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:38Looks like you've already started that.
11:43Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:47Thanks.
11:55I miss him.
12:03Yeah, same.
12:06I miss you.
12:08And you.
12:11Me?
12:13Ooh.
12:14That's all right.
12:15It's Christmas.
12:16And?
12:17What happens at Christmas?
12:19Well, what usually happens is families fall out, but we've already done that.
12:25So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:30What's that?
12:31We stand around awkwardly, not so much.
12:35And then, at some point, preferably very soon, your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:41And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:47That might work.
12:50Let the awkward standing commence.
12:54Oh, yes.
12:56Let's get some roasting.
12:57Oops.
12:58Oh, hi.
12:59Hey.
13:00I told you to wait for your dad.
13:05You OK?
13:07Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:09Yeah, I have, mate.
13:11Come here.
13:13Right, come on.
13:14Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:15You know, we've still got time for our knees up.
13:17I've got my feet up.
13:19Old.
13:20Yeah, so old.
13:21Can't even make it to the food.
13:23Come on.
13:24Has this not opened all the presents?
13:26Er, no, not yet.
13:28Oh, ho, ho.
13:29Come on, Mum.
13:32Come on, Nadia.
13:32What have you got?
13:35Yeah!
13:37What have you got?
13:38Brilliant.
13:39He-he-he.
13:40Wow.
13:41Now, pass this to your brother.
13:45Hey.
13:49What have you got?
13:52Right.
13:54Hello.
13:56Come on, Mum.
13:56Hey, how are we all?
13:58Oh, hey.
14:00How's me big man?
14:01Merry Christmas.
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Oh.
14:04Hello, Cain.
14:07Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:10Yeah, I get it.
14:11Merry Christmas.
14:13Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:14Oh.
14:14Did you get anything nice?
14:15Well done.
14:16Need to get back to.
14:17Mm-hmm.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:20And?
14:22How are you, mister?
14:23Yeah.
14:24It's just a...
14:25Another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:27Not really.
14:29No.
14:30No, not really.
14:30No, come here.
14:34Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh?
14:37Your mum, if she was here?
14:38Have a good time.
14:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:40For what we're going to do, then?
14:41Have a good time.
14:43Nailed it.
14:44Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you, like, control it?
14:48Control, Gary.
14:50Right, come on in.
14:51Brought you some company.
14:53Thanks.
14:56A lot.
14:58I really appreciate this.
15:00I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:04Oh, happy birthday.
15:06Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:08How much is too much?
15:09Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:13Kim, let's just sit down, get comfy.
15:15And you guys.
15:17Get on the, er, set here.
15:18Thanks, Sam, and Lydia, and Belle.
15:21Yeah, no worries.
15:22Has Billy got the kids?
15:23Yeah.
15:24Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:26Kim Tate's sat here.
15:28Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:30I'll bring you one.
15:31Really?
15:32A nose hat.
15:33Oh, right.
15:34Jokes.
15:36Erm, drinks.
15:38Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:40Merry Christmas.
15:42Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:43but it's only really for people joining family.
15:46Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:50from weather-resistant footwear,
15:51I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:55Will this do?
15:56Oh.
15:58My absolute favourite.
16:06Merry Christmas.
16:06Happy Christmas.
16:07Bye-bye.
16:08Greetings.
16:10Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:11Merry Christmas and all that.
16:14Where's your dad and the kids?
16:15Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:18They'll be over once I've finished deviling him.
16:19Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:22I thought I heard an entrance.
16:24Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:25This do you?
16:26Erm, have you two met properly?
16:28Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:30No, formally I meant.
16:31Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:35Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:37Oh, really?
16:39No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:43Not been bigging me up, then?
16:44I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:47Oh, in a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53I'll settle for that.
16:59Hey!
17:00Excuse me.
17:01Wow.
17:02You've finished already.
17:03I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:06Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:08Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Finny.
17:11Was this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:14Pre-planned, promise.
17:16But, er, I might see you later.
17:17It's all right.
17:18Sorry.
17:20Right, then.
17:22What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:25Business as usual?
17:26Business as usual.
17:27Er, can I just check?
17:30Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:34Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:38Oh, you beggar.
17:39You had us going, then.
17:43Hey, Sam.
17:45What?
17:47No.
17:48What?
17:49Do you want?
17:51Want what?
17:52Drink from the welly.
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:58This is getting weird.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11Ooh!
18:12Ooh!
18:13Ooh!
18:14Hey!
18:15Hey!
18:16Still don't mean you're a dingle, Will.
18:18Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:20Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:24but would anyone care for some red wine from my cellar?
18:27I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:29Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:31OK, I'll come with you.
18:32Can I choose some or not?
18:33Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:37Is that a yes or a no?
18:38Come on, Sam.
18:41It's all right, Hans.
18:42Nothing with dust on.
18:46I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:50Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:54But time to time, not all the time.
18:57Noted.
18:59You know, you're lucky.
19:02I know.
19:03And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:05Oh, I don't know about that.
19:07Yes, you do.
19:08He looks after me.
19:10Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:12Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:16What do you mean?
19:18Oh, like, say...
19:20You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:31Have you forgotten how to count?
19:33I tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:37Do you know who's in that?
19:38Nelson Mandela.
19:39Taylor Swift.
19:40Right, come on.
19:41Let's go look for him.
19:42Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:43No need.
19:44But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:46Finally!
19:48You knew I was nipping out?
19:49And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:51Been calling you.
19:52What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:54And it's been longer than that.
19:55Well, it must have been on silent.
19:57Sorry.
19:58Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
19:59Kev had got you.
20:01Told us about it yesterday.
20:02What? No.
20:03No, don't worry about that.
20:04Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:07Hello, hello!
20:08Hey!
20:09Passionate greetings.
20:10Oh, hiya.
20:11Merry Christmas.
20:12I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:13Nana's tomorrow.
20:14Are we, er...
20:15We alright?
20:16Yes, don't worry.
20:17The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:19She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:21You wish.
20:22Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:24How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:26Cos what's the point?
20:28It's Christmas.
20:30Relax.
20:37brave, you!
20:38You've got to go, lady.
20:39Oh, you've got to go.
20:40Ooh, what's the point?
20:53Could you?
20:54You won't be.
20:55You won't be.
20:56You won't be.
20:57I don't know.
20:58I'm a lot.
20:59I have to say, you won't be.
21:00You won't be.
21:01I don't care.
21:02I don't care, you won't be.
21:03Yes, I have to say.
21:04Yes, I have to say I take on the train.
21:05I play the train.
21:06So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:19Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:26And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:33Do they?
21:39Puts to catch it.
21:41Oh, right.
21:44And now what?
21:48Eat it, boo.
21:50Put it on your heart.
21:52Sweet, sweet!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:57A counterfeit.
21:59Thanks for these. They're great.
22:01You're welcome, babe.
22:02So, are you like, uh, Grandad?
22:05Now you two are married.
22:08Is that okay?
22:10Doesn't make a difference.
22:12Oh!
22:14Banger!
22:15Oh, there she goes.
22:17Oh!
22:18One of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:20Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:23I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:24At all?
22:25Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:26Er, but yeah.
22:27I've got a little something for you.
22:28I've got a little something for you.
22:29Dylan!
22:30Are you guessed?
22:31All right, everyone.
22:32Merry Christmas.
22:33You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:34Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:35How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:36Er, better for seeing this one.
22:37Oh!
22:38I've got a little something for you.
22:39I've got a little something for you.
22:41Dylan!
22:42Oh!
22:43I've got a little something for you.
22:46Dylan!
22:47Are you guessed?
22:48All right, everyone.
22:49Merry Christmas.
22:50Aw.
22:51You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:52Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:53How are you seeing, sweetheart?
22:54Er, I've got a little something for you.
22:56Dylan!
22:57Oh, you guessed!
22:58All right, everyone.
22:59Merry Christmas.
23:00Oh.
23:01You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:02Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
23:03How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:04Er, better for seeing this one.
23:05Well, it's been so long.
23:06You okay?
23:07Well, I've got a little something for you.
23:08It's been so long.
23:09You okay?
23:11Hello.
23:13Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:15Yeah.
23:17Where's Eve?
23:19With Chas. Where's your mum?
23:21With Charles and Claudette.
23:23Oh, she's blown you out of shit.
23:25Yeah, that's it.
23:27At least you know where your parent is.
23:31Sorry.
23:39Have a beer wise. It's Christmas Day of Venk.
24:09OK, right, I'll make a book.
24:11Oh, this should be good.
24:13What the ladybird heard?
24:15No?
24:17What the ladybird heard next?
24:19Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:21The Godfather, that's a book.
24:23No, no, no, no, we have to wait, right,
24:25for how many words first.
24:27All two.
24:29Four words, that's barely a headline.
24:31That's how many words are in the title.
24:33Oh, um,
24:35Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:37Well, if you start mumming, now I'm gouging my own eyes out.
24:39Ray, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:41Go on, go on.
24:43You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:45and had not a clue what was going on.
24:47Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:49Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:51Show him your bracelet.
24:52No, no, no, go on, show him.
24:53You can make a note next year.
24:55Ooh, fancy.
24:57What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency?
24:59Oh, nothing that lucrative.
25:01Lucrative enough?
25:03I had nothing better to spend my money on.
25:05Oh, thanks.
25:06Oh, no, don't battle now.
25:08I'm really offended.
25:09Look, this is going to take all day.
25:11I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:12It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:15Sexy time.
25:16Oh, no.
25:17Not on a Thursday.
25:19Hang on, I know it.
25:21Tequila Mockingbird.
25:23Ooh!
25:24You got it!
25:25You got it!
25:26You got it!
25:27Thanks, the new man.
25:28Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:30Mwah.
25:31Right, come and get another drink.
25:32And then I'm telling you, everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:35Have you got a play?
25:37Is this too much?
25:38This is the best Christmas ever.
25:39Oh!
25:40I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:43Well, it makes me happy.
25:45Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:50Yeah?
25:51Yeah.
25:52Yeah.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Oh!
25:57Decent, that one.
25:58Thank you for your effusive praise.
26:00Hey!
26:01Hey!
26:02So, I've got you one more present.
26:03Erm, well, I sort of maybe kinda got it for myself, but are you ready?
26:07Go on.
26:10Eh?
26:12Yeah.
26:13We used to play that to Destruction when you were little.
26:15Didn't we?
26:16I mean, literally.
26:17I think we went through about four of them.
26:18I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:19And how did you manage that?
26:20Well, I used to...
26:21I found it very tense.
26:22I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:24Yeah.
26:25You used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:27I did not.
26:29Always.
26:30Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:32Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:34Yeah, I won every time.
26:35Ridiculously.
26:36So we're playing then, or what?
26:37Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:39Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:40There's only two play...
26:41Look, we can team up.
26:43We can...
26:44We can take turns.
26:46I just...
26:47I feel really lucky
26:48to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:51and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:53Indulge your old dad.
26:55Fine.
26:56Yeah?
26:57Yeah.
26:58We'll play at the table.
26:59So you can turn it over when you lose.
27:00Oh!
27:01There's pudding.
27:02Oh!
27:03Oh!
27:08How do you just help?
27:09Help Dylan?
27:10Yeah.
27:11One sec.
27:12Alright.
27:19Hello?
27:20I'm coming.
27:22Things are gonna be okay.
27:23Do you know that?
27:25Yeah, I do.
27:37It's me.
27:39Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:44Okay.
27:45Then I'll do it.
27:47I'll come with you.
27:51Come on, man!
27:52Come on!
27:53Oh!
27:54I'm coming!
27:55I'm coming!
27:56I'm coming!
27:57I'm coming!
27:58I'm coming!
27:59I'm coming!
28:01Here we go!
28:03Here we go!
28:05Come on, man!
28:06Come on, man!
28:07Baz it, you got it!
28:08Baz it!
28:09Baz it!
28:10Yay!
28:13Yes!
28:15Music!
28:16It's not a surprise.
28:17You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:19Do you want a soft drink?
28:20Oh, I do.
28:22It's pretty good, that one.
28:23I can't believe you lost.
28:24Are they beetroot?
28:26Wow.
28:27I don't know.
28:28Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:31Oh, yeah!
28:32We can't!
28:33I went and chucked them out.
28:34Why?
28:35Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:38It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:41I know a game we can play.
28:42Go on, then.
28:43Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:49Oh, nah.
28:50That's well boring.
28:51And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:54So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:57Go truth.
28:59Ooh!
29:00Anyone want another drink?
29:01Mm!
29:02Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
29:03Um, or I've got another one.
29:04Oh, this is a really good one.
29:07Never Have I Ever.
29:08Shall we play that?
29:09Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:12Never Have I Ever.
29:14Ooh!
29:15Let's think.
29:16What shall I go with?
29:17Never Have I Ever.
29:18Come on!
29:20Never Have I Ever.
29:22Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders, boy.
29:24Do you know what?
29:25The night is yet young.
29:26Come on!
29:27Never Have I Ever.
29:28Where have you ever been this drunk, lady?
29:30Shout out!
29:31Shout out!
29:32Oh, my God.
29:45Right, well, come on then.
29:47Who are you?
29:48My wife's done this.
29:51Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:53Oh, no.
29:54Wait, that's right.
29:55Not yet, you haven't.
29:56I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
30:01Well, that's a big threat.
30:03From a man in your very precarious position.
30:09Oh.
30:26I know who you are.
30:38Yeah.
30:39Saved on introductions.
30:41Johnny Psycho.
30:42The murderer.
30:43Not true.
30:45Oh.
30:47That kid wraps himself up in that ball and jumps in the leg of the air.
30:50Show some respect.
30:52That kid had a name.
30:55Nate.
30:56And his death was an accident.
30:57Oh.
30:58Right.
30:59Right, well, I'll be wired.
31:00Nobody hates you, then.
31:02Nobody refers you as a massive nutter.
31:06Not very popular, were you?
31:08No.
31:18Truth be told.
31:20I made some mistakes.
31:22I let things slip.
31:25But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:28The storm's coming.
31:29Not literally, idiot.
31:36Rude.
31:40You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:42What with your little siege.
31:44Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:46Sword.
31:47Very, er...
31:49Very visually arresting.
31:52Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:54No.
31:55I came this close.
31:57To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
32:01Just after I drugged you.
32:02And stopped you shooting my husband.
32:06No, I was so wrong about you.
32:09You're completely mentally stable.
32:11Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:14Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:15He knows where his future lies.
32:18But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:21Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:24Yeah, I like what you've done with the place.
32:26Well, I see.
32:28Yours, it's, er...
32:30It's mine now.
32:32Well, it suits you.
32:35Just need to knock together a little pad itself for ya.
32:39Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:41I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:43Together like we are meant to be.
32:46Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:50With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:52By anyone ever again.
32:55Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:58I'll tell you two.
33:00She'll know the truth.
33:01Jacob will know the truth.
33:02And also Mac will know the truth.
33:03And yeah, I know that's three.
33:04I've had a drink. Sue me.
33:06Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
33:09Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:14Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:15No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if they just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:21She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:23You know that.
33:28Mmm.
33:29Fair for that Liam.
33:30You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:35Oh!
33:36Well it's a good thing we finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:40Kindred spirits.
33:46Oh, cute.
33:47I am actually, yeah.
33:48Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas day?
33:51She's that where you've been.
34:00Oh sorry, is this a private party?
34:03It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
34:05We didn't want to intrude.
34:06No, no, no. Not at all.
34:07It's marrying her with you.
34:09Nah, she's a...
34:10She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:12Very keen.
34:13And serious.
34:15We didn't lie to her.
34:17I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:19To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:21Has he?
34:22No.
34:23I got a card.
34:25Just said Kay.
34:27I know what he's done.
34:29But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:30Do you want a drink?
34:32Ooh.
34:33I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:35I'm not.
34:36I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:39I'll have a Shandy.
34:41Just joking.
34:42Or am I?
34:45Cheers everyone.
34:47Well just, just hang on a sec.
34:52I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:56Oh well that's not true but carry on.
34:58Ah it's good.
34:59It's very good.
35:00Um...
35:01I just...
35:03I just wanted to say...
35:05This year has been a bit...
35:06Well I mean even by our standards...
35:07It's er...
35:09It's been a weird one.
35:12It's been hard.
35:13Mostly.
35:15And very hard.
35:17Sometimes.
35:18It's scary.
35:19And...
35:21It's been sad.
35:26But it's also been...
35:32Amazing.
35:34And although you...
35:36Most of you are...
35:38A pain in the backside.
35:40Erm...
35:41You're family.
35:43We're family.
35:45And...
35:47I'm glad we've got each other.
35:49So you know.
35:52Merry Christmas.
35:53Merry Christmas.
35:54Merry Christmas.
35:56Merry Christmas.
35:58To family.
35:59Well.
36:00And you.
36:02Sarah wants this baby so much.
36:05No she wants her baby so much.
36:07And this isn't that.
36:09You got pregnant by your husband.
36:12Your husband.
36:13Who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:16And...
36:17And despite your...
36:18Age defying lady bits.
36:19Isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:23Charity's just...
36:24It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:27Do you know what else it is?
36:29None of my business.
36:31Bingo.
36:32So do you know what I'm gonna do?
36:33Right now.
36:34I'm gonna go home.
36:35And I suggest you follow.
36:36And get Johnny.
36:37And go home yourself.
36:38Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:49Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:51Torch is on.
36:52Okay.
36:53Let's go see Grandad.
36:54Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
36:58Bye.
36:59Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:03You been thinking about your mum?
37:04Always.
37:05I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:07Do you want it? What's that?
37:13Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:17You been thinking about your mum?
37:19Always.
37:22I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:26I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:30Ka-ching.
37:35What are we doing?
37:37Well, you didn't think that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:40Yeah.
37:49What's this?
37:50This is a lot of hard work.
37:54So you up for it?
37:55Me?
37:56Why?
37:58Because this is your car.
38:01Merry Christmas, son.
38:03Is it actually mine?
38:05I mean, it's a bit of a start at the moment.
38:06Okay.
38:09Well, it won't be when we're finished, though, because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:15Three years.
38:16What?
38:17Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:21So you're up for it or what?
38:22Yeah, definitely.
38:24OK.
38:26You're right.
38:26You're right.
38:27I'm so tired.
38:28I'll be right back.
38:29Okay.
38:30I'll be right back.
38:32I'm doing it.
38:33Yeah.
38:33Talking to the boss.
38:35You're right.
38:36I've done this.
38:37I'm doing it.
38:40OK.
38:42I think that's what I'm doing.
38:44I think I'm doing it.
38:45I think I'm doing it.
38:46I think it's into the boss.
38:48Yeah, it's a bit.
38:50Yeah, I think that's what I'm doing.
38:51like I didn't exist
39:21can you stop walking into me please
39:36we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:39absolutely, 110%
39:41no, don't be that person
39:43what person?
39:45a butcher of percentages
39:46butcherer is not a word
39:50yes it is
39:50what's it mean then?
39:53someone who butchers
39:55it's just a butcher
39:57are you going to open the door then or what?
39:59you've got the keys
40:00oh you've got the keys
40:01you've got the keys in your hand right now
40:04oh
40:05I think I might be a bit drunk
40:08yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aaron
40:10think you're still asleep?
40:13oh yeah
40:13you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:16right
40:19yes
40:20yes
40:20where have you been?
40:27out
40:28yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in
40:31where'd you go?
40:33went for a walk
40:34oh right
40:36be like that mister international man of mystery
40:40so not an easy day then
40:46well it's been fun
40:49where is everyone?
40:52er Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:55Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:58Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
41:03we are alone
41:05for once
41:08do you want to take advantage?
41:11mm-hmm
41:12are we good?
41:15we're great
41:16come on then
41:19hey glad tidings running off
41:33hey glad tidings running off
41:46oh back out of your boat
41:48hold that
41:48hold that
41:49all of that
41:50best
41:50yeah
41:51Wow.
42:21That's better.
42:41Big day, eh?
42:44Big year.
42:47I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:51Yeah, yeah, I'm going to check, might be safe.
43:21No, he's fine.
43:30He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:33So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:47But...
43:482025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:53But 26, no.
43:57That is going to be the best year ever.
44:00Because you and me, we're going to be together.
44:05No matter what.
44:06We're going to be together.
44:08We're going to be together.
44:09Please argue thank you, maybe,
44:24or because you don't.
44:26You know, the people'sары but they're busy.
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