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Emmerdale 25th December 2025
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00:30Merry Christmas!
00:32Merry Christmas!
00:34Merry Christmas!
00:36Is it though?
00:37Cos I'm out here in the cold running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:41in the warm like the ghost of Christmas.
00:43Merry Christmas!
00:44Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:45Get your bum out here now!
00:50I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:52It's a public street and it's on Christmas Day.
00:55So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:57Merry blah blah.
00:58Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:59Well, salesperson of the year.
01:01Cheers.
01:02Hiya, Lord.
01:03Merry Christmas.
01:04Merry Christmas.
01:06Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:09We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:11Look at all those vegetables!
01:13I know!
01:14You're not wearing your present?
01:15Er, er, no, I will.
01:17Right, come on.
01:18Let the peeling commence after you, Gavnat.
01:21What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:25Do we really wanna know?
01:26He got me a cardi.
01:28Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:31And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:33Oh, God.
01:34Where have you gotta go for that?
01:35Oh, I don't know.
01:36Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:37Where?
01:38Oh, God knows.
01:39Weatherfield.
01:40No, really.
01:41Merry Christmas!
01:42Too early?
01:43I like that you're so keen.
01:44The
01:49Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:50Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:54Too early?
01:55I like that you're so keen.
01:57Merry Christmas.
01:59Oh, Merry Christmas.
02:01Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:04Oh.
02:06We'll sell them for yours later.
02:10Uh huh.
02:11Right, been late afternoon.
02:13Afternoon. Got a few guests in.
02:15Bye. See you later.
02:18Hey. Merry Christmas.
02:20And to you.
02:21I got a scooter.
02:22Yeah, sir.
02:23Yay. So that means that no one's safe.
02:25Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:26Come on.
02:31Er, question. How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:34I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:38Got another one, love.
02:39Yeah, I got him.
02:40Not for me. I've actually got somewhere.
02:42I'm going to go off to you.
02:43Where are you going?
02:46Robert, where are you going?
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:49Merry Christmas!
03:06So, do you like it?
03:08Yeah.
03:09Really?
03:11Of course.
03:12Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers, Sam?
03:15I love it.
03:16Thanks.
03:18Just them two.
03:19Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:21No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:33I know.
03:35Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:36I bought two lots.
03:38Sending the blue ones back.
03:39No, very clever.
03:40Hey, happy Christmas.
03:41Hey, happy Christmas.
03:43What he said.
03:51Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:53Celebrating, were you?
03:55Only a bit.
03:56Sure.
03:58How are we?
04:03Disappointed.
04:04It was a bit, you know...
04:06It was massively out of order.
04:09And bonkers.
04:10Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:12Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:15Seriously.
04:17Sorry.
04:19Well, tell me, you grunt.
04:20Whenever we want.
04:21Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:22I'm getting dressed.
04:24Sherry?
04:32Computer, stop.
04:34Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:37Definitely not.
04:38Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:41Computer, stop.
04:46Oh, no.
04:57Now playing Gold.
05:00Computer, stop.
05:01Or I swear.
05:02Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:14Oh, I like this one.
05:16Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:21Spare me the sarcasm.
05:23Wow.
05:23What did you get for Christmas?
05:25Big box feisty?
05:26I made a mistake yesterday.
05:28When I binned you off.
05:30Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:33I may have overreacted slightly.
05:37Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:40Gives me an air of mystery.
05:42Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:45And it's nice.
05:47Just being here.
05:49Basking in your magnificence.
05:51And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:54You and I being mates.
05:55Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
06:00Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
06:02And I think to myself,
06:04at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:06So, I'm willing to accept your apology
06:10and give you another chance.
06:14You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:17What kind of host are you?
06:18How are you?
06:40Good, thanks.
06:45How are you, really?
06:46Not great.
06:50Come here.
07:02I'm on a year, cos Johnny pestered.
07:05Noted.
07:07Where's the rest of you boys?
07:09Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:11And get this, Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:14with someone called Stabwound,
07:17who we met gaming.
07:18So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:20Come on, drink.
07:22Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:23Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:26Slow down, Moses.
07:27And put your helmet on.
07:31He should be wearing a helmet.
07:32You're a helmet.
07:33Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Oh, sorry.
07:43Is there a speed limit?
07:45No, there isn't.
07:45You crack on.
07:48How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:51Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:55It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:57Oh, I don't know.
07:58A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
08:02Oh, cute.
08:03Merry Christmas!
08:05Merry Christmas!
08:06Merry Christmas!
08:08Cheers, answer you.
08:09I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:10Oh, no, we're not.
08:12Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:13He's well excited.
08:14We don't mind, do we?
08:15No, we don't mind.
08:17Brilliant idea.
08:21Hey!
08:21Merry Christmas!
08:23Where's Eve?
08:23Upstairs with Harry.
08:25Doing what?
08:25I don't know, do I?
08:26Oh.
08:27Oh, you've got to own it.
08:28It's wonderful.
08:29Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:30Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:32Get some of these pigs.
08:32How many are we feeding?
08:43Has Robert come round to yours?
08:44No.
08:45Why?
08:45Did he say he was good at it?
08:46Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:48What, at all?
08:49What do you mean, at all?
08:50He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:51Don't get crappy.
08:52What, I'm worried, Vic.
08:53So where is he now, then?
08:54I don't know.
08:55He's not going to need him.
08:56So where come, hold on?
09:03What, at all?
09:04What, at all?
09:06What, at all?
09:36Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:51Oh, I won!
09:53Oh, sorry Liam.
09:54Right, come on you.
09:54Let's go sit down.
09:57Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
10:00Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:04I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:06Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:09What?
10:11What is back?
10:13Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:15Where was this?
10:17At Butler's.
10:18The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:22Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:23Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:28Oh my goodness.
10:30Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:31I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:33No, hang on, hang on.
10:34Where are you even going to look?
10:35I don't know.
10:36We can't just sit here.
10:37Maybe you should call the police.
10:38And say what?
10:39That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:42Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:47Hello, Charles.
10:48He came earlier.
10:50Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:52Never gets any easier, does it?
10:57Tell me about it.
10:58Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
11:01I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:03You must miss them very much.
11:07It's been so long.
11:09Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:11But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:18There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:22Give him my best.
11:31What are you doing here?
11:34I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:45Looks like you've already started that.
11:49Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:53Thanks.
12:05I miss him.
12:10Yeah, same.
12:12I miss you.
12:15And you.
12:17Me?
12:19Ooh.
12:20That's all right.
12:21It's Christmas.
12:23And?
12:23What happens at Christmas?
12:26Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:29We've already done that.
12:31So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:35What's that?
12:38We stand around awkwardly.
12:40Not so much.
12:41And then at some point, preferably very soon,
12:45your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:47And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:53That might work.
12:57Let the awkward standing commence.
13:00Oh, yes.
13:02Let's get some rosy.
13:03Oops.
13:04I told you to wait for your dad.
13:11You OK?
13:13Yeah.
13:13Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:16Yeah, I have.
13:17Come in.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:22You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:24I've got my feet up.
13:25Old.
13:26Yeah, so old.
13:27Can't even make it to the food.
13:28Come on.
13:31Has this got opened all the presents?
13:32Er, no, not yet.
13:34Oh, ho, ho.
13:37Come on, Mum.
13:38Come on, Adia.
13:39Oh, what have you got?
13:42Yeah!
13:44What have you got?
13:45Brilliant, thank you!
13:46Hee, hee, hee!
13:47Yeah.
13:48Pass this to your brother.
13:49What have you got?
13:59Right.
14:01Hello!
14:02Come on, Mum!
14:03Hey!
14:03How are we all?
14:05Hi!
14:05Hey!
14:06How's me big man?
14:07Merry Christmas!
14:08Merry Christmas!
14:09Aw!
14:11Hello, Cain!
14:14Cos it's, er, a spanner.
14:17Yeah, I get it.
14:18Merry Christmas!
14:19Hey!
14:19Yeah, Merry Christmas!
14:20Aw, did you get anything nice?
14:22Well, I need to get back, too.
14:27And?
14:28How are you, mister?
14:30Yeah, it's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:34Not really.
14:35No.
14:36No, not really.
14:37No, come here.
14:39Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:44Have a good time.
14:46So what we're going to do, then?
14:47Have a good time!
14:49Nailed it!
14:50Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:54Control, Gary!
14:56Right, come on in.
14:58Brought you some company.
15:00Thanks.
15:02A lot.
15:04I really appreciate this.
15:06I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:10Oh, happy birthday.
15:12Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:14How much is too much?
15:16Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:19Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:21And you guys.
15:23Get on the, er, set here.
15:24Thanks, Sam, and Lydia.
15:26And Belle.
15:27Yeah, no worries.
15:28Has Billy got the kids?
15:30Yeah.
15:31Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:33Kim Tate's sat here.
15:34Oh, well, I've got a box of them.
15:36I'll bring you one.
15:37Really?
15:38No, Sam.
15:39Oh, right.
15:41Jokes.
15:42Erm, drinks.
15:45Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:46Merry Christmas.
15:47Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:53Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:58I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
16:01Will this do?
16:02Oh.
16:04My absolute favourite.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas.
16:15Greetings.
16:15Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:17Merry Christmas and all that.
16:20Where's your dad and the kids?
16:21Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:24Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:26Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:29I thought I heard an entrance.
16:30Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:31This do you?
16:32Erm, have you two met properly?
16:35Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:37No, formally I meant.
16:39Like in Westminster Abbey or Summer?
16:42Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:44Oh, really?
16:45No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:49Not been bigging me up, then?
16:51I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:53Oh.
16:54In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:59I'll settle for that.
17:00Excuse me.
17:07Wow.
17:08You've finished already.
17:10I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:13Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:14Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:17Was this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:20Pre-planned.
17:21Promise.
17:22But, er, I might see you later.
17:24It's all right.
17:24Sorry.
17:26Right then.
17:27Yeah.
17:28What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:31Business as usual.
17:33Business as usual.
17:34Er, can I just check?
17:36Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:40Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:44Oh, you beggar.
17:46You have us going then.
17:49Hey, Sam.
17:51Hmm?
17:52What?
17:54No.
17:54What?
17:56Do you want?
17:57Want what?
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:05This is getting weird.
18:07I'm uncomfortable.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:11Drink from the welly.
18:12Drink from the welly.
18:15Drink from the welly.
18:17No, no, no, no.
18:20Hey!
18:22Hey, still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:24Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:26Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:30but would anyone care for some red wine from my cellar?
18:34I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:36Yes, that sounds really good.
18:37Let's go.
18:37Okay, I'll come with you.
18:38Can I choose some or not?
18:40Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:44Is that a yes or a no?
18:45Come on, Sam.
18:47It's all right, Hans.
18:49Nothing with dust on.
18:50I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:56Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
19:01But time to time, not all the time.
19:04Noted.
19:06You know, you're lucky.
19:09I know.
19:10And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:12I don't know about that.
19:13Yes, you do.
19:15He looks after me.
19:16Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:20Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:23What do you mean?
19:25Oh, like, say,
19:27you still inheriting Home Farm?
19:30Have you forgotten how to count?
19:40I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:43Do you know who's in that?
19:44Nelson Mandela.
19:45Taylor Swift.
19:47Right, come on.
19:48Let's go look for him.
19:48Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:50No need.
19:51But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:52Oh, finally!
19:53You knew I was nipping out.
19:56And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:58Been calling you.
19:59What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
20:01It's been longer than that.
20:02Well, it must have been on silent.
20:03Sorry.
20:04Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:06Kev had got you.
20:08Told us about yesterday.
20:09What? No, no.
20:10Don't worry about that.
20:11Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:14Hello, hello!
20:15Hey!
20:16Best of greetings.
20:17Oh, hiya.
20:18Merry Christmas.
20:18I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:20Nana's tomorrow.
20:20Are we, are we all right?
20:22Yes, don't worry.
20:23The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:26Has she got you in that sparkly dress again?
20:27You wish.
20:28Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:30How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:33Because what's the point?
20:35It's Christmas.
20:37Relax.
20:52So, Eric, this thing with, um, you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:04Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:25And the fondness has, uh, blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:33Do they?
21:38Thoughts to catch it.
21:40Oh.
21:40Right.
21:41And now what?
21:47Eat it, boy.
21:49Put it on your heart.
21:51Hey!
21:51Sweet, sweet.
21:53Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:56A counterfeit.
21:58Thanks for these.
21:59They're great.
22:00You're welcome, babe.
22:01So, are you, like, uh, grandad?
22:04Now you two are married.
22:06Ah!
22:07Is that okay?
22:09Doesn't make a difference.
22:11Oh!
22:13Banger!
22:14Oh, there she goes!
22:22Yes, kid!
22:23No, kid!
22:27Hey, where are you going?
22:28Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:29Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:30Bring that with you.
22:31Okay, see you later.
22:32Take care, bye.
22:33You're fine.
22:33Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:33Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:34Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:41Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:43Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:45I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:48At all?
22:48Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but, yeah.
22:53I've got a little something for you.
22:55Dylan!
22:56Are you guests?
22:58All right, everyone.
22:59Merry Christmas.
23:00Oh, you said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:01Yeah, I lied.
23:02I'm out.
23:02How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:03Er, better for seeing this one.
23:05Well, it's been so long.
23:06PHONE RINGS
23:08You okay?
23:10Hello.
23:11Come here.
23:12I love you.
23:13We're going to be all right, aren't we?
23:14Yeah.
23:16Where's Eve?
23:17With Chas.
23:18Where's your mum?
23:19She's with Charles and Claudette.
23:21Oh, she's blown you out, she?
23:23Yeah, that's it.
23:24At least you know who your parent is.
23:26HE LAUGHS
23:27HE LAUGHS
23:28Sorry.
23:29Sorry.
23:50I thought, be your wife.
23:51It's Christmas day of think.
23:53HE LAUGHS
23:55What the ladybird heard no what the ladybird heard next hmm that's the only two books you've ever read
24:19the godfather that's a book we have to wait right for how many words first. Right. Two. Four words. That's barely a headline. That's how many words are in the title. Fifty Shades of Grey. Well if you start mumming that I'm gouging me or not. No Ray he's going to give us some clues alright. You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going on. Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference. Anyway you Ray knows plenty
24:49about Christmas. Show him your bracelet. No no no show him. We're playing a game. We're playing a game. Fancy. What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency. Oh nothing that lucrative. Lucrative enough. I had nothing better to spend my money on. No thanks. No I didn't. Oh no don't battle now. I'm really offended. Look this is going to take all day. I'm going to give you a verbal clue. It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes. Sexy time. Oh no not on a Thursday.
25:17Hang on I know it. Tequila mockingbird. You got it. You got it. Funny man. Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face. Right come and get another drink. And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year. Is this too much? This is the best Christmas ever. Oh I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad. Well it makes me happy.
25:47You can have another one of these next year. Yeah. Yeah. Oh decent that. Thank you for your effusive praise. Hey. Hey. So I've got you one more present. Well I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself but you ready? Go on.
26:06Hey? Yeah. We used to play that to Destruction when you were little. Didn't we? I mean literally. I think we went through about four of them. I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:18And how did you manage that? Well I used to. I found it very tense. I used to snap the little plastic doors. Yeah you used to rage quit every time you lost I seem to recall.
26:27I did not. Always. Anyway she used to have such weird questions. Does yours look like it could ride a horse? Yeah I won every time. Ridiculously. So we're playing then or what?
26:37Well that sounds dangerous. Yeah and it's only for two players. It's only two players. Look we can team up. We can take turns. I just feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:50And this would just be the icing on the cake. Indulge your old dad.
26:55Fine. Yeah? We'll play at the table. So you can turn it over when you lose.
27:01There's pudding.
27:05I'll just do it in a sec. Have you just helped Dylan?
27:11One sec.
27:12All right.
27:12Let's go.
27:18Hello?
27:20I'm coming.
27:21Things are gonna be okay. Do you know that?
27:24Yeah I do.
27:36It's me.
27:39Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:43Okay.
27:44Then I'll do it.
27:46I'll come with you.
27:50Come on!
28:06That was what you got.
28:07What a surprise. You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:17Do you want a soft drink?
28:19Oh, I do.
28:20It's pretty good, that one.
28:22I can't believe you lost.
28:24Are they beetroot?
28:25Wow.
28:26I don't know.
28:27Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:29Oh, yeah.
28:31No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:33Why?
28:34Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly
28:37it's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:39I know a game I can play.
28:41Go on, then.
28:42Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:47Oh, nah.
28:49That's well boring.
28:50And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:52So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:55Go Truth.
28:57Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
29:00Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
29:02Or I've got another one.
29:03Oh, this is a really good one.
29:05Never Have I Ever.
29:07Shall we play that?
29:08Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:13Ooh!
29:14Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:16Never Have I Ever.
29:17Come on.
29:18Never Have I Ever.
29:20Ripped by anyone's head off their shelf at this point.
29:23Do you know what?
29:24The night is yet young.
29:25Come on!
29:26Never Have I Ever.
29:27Have you ever been this 12-year-old?
29:29No, I'm not going to be it.
29:31I know...
29:36Yeah!
29:37I know.
29:39Well, come on then.
29:41Who are you?
29:42My wife's done this.
29:44Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:45Come on then, who are you? Why have you done this?
29:51Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:52Oh no, wait, that's right, not yet you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
30:00Well, that's a big threat.
30:02From a man in your very precarious position.
30:15You know, I know who you are.
30:31Yeah, saves on introductions.
30:33Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:36Not true.
30:39That kid wraps himself up inside bowling and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:43Show some respect.
30:45That kid had a name.
30:48Nate.
30:49And his death was an accident.
30:51Right, that will not be why nobody hates you then.
30:55Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:59Not very popular, are you?
31:11Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:15I'll let things slip.
31:18But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:21The storm's coming.
31:26Not literally, idiot.
31:29Read.
31:30You caused a bit of one though, didn't you?
31:35What, with your little siege?
31:37Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:39Sword.
31:40Very, er...
31:41Very visually arresting.
31:43Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:46I came this close to putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:52Just after I drugged you and stopped you shooting my husband.
31:56No, I was so wrong about you.
32:01You're completely mentally stable.
32:04Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:06Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:08He knows where his future lies.
32:09But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:14Because this is your little squat, is it?
32:17I like what you've done with the place.
32:19Well, I see.
32:21Yours, it's, er...
32:22It's mine, now.
32:25Well...
32:26It suits you.
32:28Just need to knock together a little paddy cell for ya.
32:32Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:34I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:36Together, like we are meant to be.
32:38Happy, content, and committed to each other.
32:43With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:45By anyone ever again.
32:46Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:51I'll tell you two.
32:52She'll know the truth.
32:54Jacob will know the truth.
32:55And also Mac will know the truth.
32:56And yeah, I know that's three.
32:57I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:59Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
33:01Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:06Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:09No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just...
33:11If they just...
33:11If they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:14She's never gonna forgive me for this.
33:15And you know that.
33:21Mmm.
33:22Beffer that, Liam.
33:23You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:27Oh!
33:29Well, it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:38Kindred Spirits.
33:39Oh, cute.
33:40I am actually, yeah.
33:41Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas Day?
33:43So, is that where you've been?
33:53Oh, sorry. Is this a private party?
33:55Doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:57We didn't want to intrude.
33:58No, no, no. Not at all.
34:00Is Mary not with you?
34:01No, she's a...
34:02She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:04Very keen.
34:05And serious.
34:08We didn't lie to her.
34:09I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:11Oh.
34:12To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:14Has he?
34:15No.
34:16I got a card.
34:17Just said Kay.
34:19I know what he's done.
34:21But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:23Do you want a drink?
34:24Ooh.
34:25I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:28I'm not.
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:30I'll have a Shandy.
34:32I'll have a Shandy.
34:33No.
34:34Just joking.
34:35Or am I?
34:38Cheers, everyone.
34:39Well, just hang on a sec.
34:45I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:49Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:51It's good.
34:52It's very good.
34:53I just...
34:55I just wanted to say this year has been a bit...
34:58Well, I mean, even by our standards, it's, er...
35:00It's been a weird one.
35:03It's been hard, mostly.
35:06And very hard.
35:08Sometimes.
35:10And scary.
35:14And...
35:16It's been sad.
35:18But it's also been...
35:23Amazing.
35:25And although you...
35:27Most of you are...
35:30A pain in the backside.
35:32Erm...
35:33You're family.
35:34We're family.
35:36And...
35:37I'm glad we've got each other.
35:40So, you know...
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45Merry Christmas.
35:46Merry Christmas.
35:47Merry Christmas.
35:48Merry Christmas.
35:49Your family.
35:50Well, and you.
35:52Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:56No, she wants her baby so much.
35:59And this isn't that.
36:01You got pregnant by your husband.
36:04Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:08And despite your age-defying lady bits, isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:13Charity's just...
36:15It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:18Do you know what else it is?
36:20None of my business.
36:22Bingo!
36:23So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:24Right now.
36:25I'm going to go home.
36:26And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:29Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:31Merry Christmas.
36:50Merry Christmas.
36:51Merry Christmas.
36:52Merry Christmas.
36:53Merry Christmas.
36:54Right.
36:55Torch is on.
36:57Okay.
36:58Let's go see Grandad.
36:59Do you want it?
37:05Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:09You been thinking about your mum?
37:11Always.
37:14I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:16Oh, yeah.
37:17I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:22Ka-ching.
37:27What are we doing?
37:28Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:33Here now.
37:41What's this?
37:43This is a lot of hard work.
37:46So you up for it?
37:47Me?
37:48Why?
37:49Because this is your car.
37:52Merry Christmas, son.
37:54Are you actually mine?
37:56Well, I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:58I don't care.
38:01Well, it won't be when we're finished, though.
38:03Because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:07Three years.
38:08What?
38:09Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:13So you up for it or what?
38:14Yeah, definitely.
38:15Yeah, definitely.
38:45Like I didn't exist.
38:53Like I didn't exist.
39:15Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:29Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:32Absolutely.
39:33110%.
39:34No.
39:35Don't be that person.
39:36What person?
39:37The butcherer of percentages.
39:40Butcherer is not a word.
39:42Yes, it is.
39:43What's it mean, then?
39:45Someone who butchers.
39:48It's just a butcher.
39:50Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:52You've got the keys.
39:53Oh, you've got the keys.
39:54You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:57Oh!
39:59I think I might be a bit drunk.
40:01Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
40:03Do you think you're still asleep?
40:04Oh, yeah.
40:07You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:12Push!
40:17Where have you been?
40:19Out.
40:21Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:24Where'd you go?
40:25I went for a walk.
40:28Oh, right.
40:29Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:34Yes.
40:36So...
40:37Not an easy day, then.
40:40Well, that's been fun.
40:42Where is everyone?
40:44Er...
40:45Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:47Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and...
40:51...Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:56We are alone.
41:00For once.
41:02Do you want to take advantage?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:05Are we good?
41:07We're great.
41:10Go on, then.
41:11Come on, then.
41:12Come on, then.
41:13Oh, stop.
41:37Hey!
41:38Glad tidings one and all!
41:39Oh, I got your ball.
41:41Hold up.
42:09That's better.
42:23Big day, eh?
42:36Big year.
42:39I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:43Yeah, yeah.
42:44I'll go and check.
42:45Won't be sick.
43:09He's fine.
43:10He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:15So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:212025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:23But 26, no.
43:24That is going to be the best year ever.
43:25That is going to be the best year ever.
43:26Because you and me...
43:27Because you and me...
43:28We're going to be together.
43:29We're going to be together.
43:30So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:422025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:44But 26, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:46Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:47No matter what.
43:49No matter what.
44:19Okay.
44:21We'll be together...
44:23Any roku.
44:24They're just halfway to a place in the變成 world.
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